[Spoilers] Golden Wind - The Fates of All La Squadra Members

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @Omeg4307
    @Omeg4307 5 лет назад +20674

    9:11

    • @Subscribersnodignity
      @Subscribersnodignity 5 лет назад +450

      DeMoN Lama TV that hurts

    • @kaleke8335
      @kaleke8335 5 лет назад +843

      MAXIMILIANSCLONE nr.69 bro you named yourself after a RUclipsr and took their picture, you aren’t that much better

    • @craiginatorjones8357
      @craiginatorjones8357 5 лет назад +378

      @@kaleke8335 And Maximillianmus is a fortnite youtuber

    • @raffif.h2790
      @raffif.h2790 5 лет назад +624

      I rate that arrivederci 9/11

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 лет назад +11

      Craiginator Jones nah originally he was an OW RUclipsr

  • @polariz5780
    @polariz5780 5 лет назад +12987

    Risotto: **carefully explaining about people with multiple personalities**
    Doppio: 𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑨𝑯𝑯𝑯𝑯

    • @koffinglolface1000
      @koffinglolface1000 5 лет назад +553

      Doppio: *Scream in agony*

    • @sumdud2129
      @sumdud2129 5 лет назад +53

      How do you get that font?

    • @NateTheTailor
      @NateTheTailor 5 лет назад +144

      Also is the orange stuff coming out of doppio rust or blood

    • @dripexe6012
      @dripexe6012 5 лет назад +218

      Nathaniel Taylor Blood, it just lost a lot of iron so that’s why it looks orangish

    • @NateTheTailor
      @NateTheTailor 5 лет назад +59

      @@dripexe6012 imagine if he just shoved oranges in in his skin 🍊

  • @PanD0rA_
    @PanD0rA_ 4 года назад +8040

    I like the fact that Bruno’s gang killed the traitors just to become traitors like them.

    • @bencealbert4779
      @bencealbert4779 4 года назад +764

      La squadra had different goals

    • @2643-w8i
      @2643-w8i 4 года назад +977

      Bence Albert
      True, but if they had betrayed the boss earlier they could’ve actually worked together

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 года назад +540

      the thing is la squadra likely had completely different ideals and ways they wanted to run the gang compared to gionio

    • @nikiardo
      @nikiardo 4 года назад +720

      @@NeostormXLMAX If I remember correctly they felt like the boss and the rest of Passione did not treat them with respect even when they did most of the dirty assasination work. Diavolo paid them a really small amount compared to what he was keeping and he even refused to give them their own territory so that's why they decided to overthrow him.

    • @2643-w8i
      @2643-w8i 4 года назад +193

      Murch and Dice
      Wtf are you doing here If you’re still on part 1?!?!?

  • @keeshinlim7242
    @keeshinlim7242 5 лет назад +3486

    Risotto: this had been confirmed in 16th century germany!
    Stroheim: GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE FINEST

  • @travosk8668
    @travosk8668 3 года назад +1567

    Sorbet's death is so terrible when you think about it. He was fully conscious when they started cutting his toes and made their way up, cut through the bones and tissue, with a knife.
    Yikes

    • @YujinOnYT
      @YujinOnYT 2 года назад +31

      He wouldnt feel it tho unless he wake up

    • @diegoleonel1595
      @diegoleonel1595 2 года назад +257

      @@YujinOnYT he was awake, the screams are not of Gelato cuz he was tied up and those was really clear screams sooo...

    • @Crocalu
      @Crocalu 2 года назад +102

      If it's any consolation, the pain and blood loss would make someone pass out pretty fast

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 года назад +16

      The baaaaallsss

    • @Hassan_2603
      @Hassan_2603 2 года назад +5

      @@aziatouchsilent8507 agreed

  • @ThunderingSkies-w8h
    @ThunderingSkies-w8h 4 года назад +6271

    I feel like a lot of people don't understand the point of Diavolo's and Risotto's behaviors in this fight. Risotto was not being cocky by just constantly damaging Doppio instead of killing him, he was trying to torture him so he would start talking about the Boss's identity because he thought Doppio was his utmost trusted subordinate. If Diavolo would overtake Doppio's body to fight Risotto he'd just give up his identity and then Nero would camouflage and run away and then wait for a better opportunity to kill him.

    • @awesomegone4408
      @awesomegone4408 4 года назад +406

      Which means he could’ve (and should’ve) won

    • @dominickperez2952
      @dominickperez2952 4 года назад +328

      @@awesomegone4408 He could've, but that goes for every fight.

    • @arminibrahimovic1289
      @arminibrahimovic1289 4 года назад +101

      @@awesomegone4408 Um one sentence for ya " KING CRIMSON NO NOURYOKU"

    • @lipeater4443
      @lipeater4443 4 года назад +270

      @@awesomegone4408 pesci would’ve won if he didn’t stop the train
      melone would have won if he reacted to the snake at all
      ghiacco actually was backed into a corner there, if giorno was faster his ass would’ve been beaten harder
      junior would’ve won if anime seconds weren’t 2 minutes long

    • @awesomegone4408
      @awesomegone4408 4 года назад +4

      the stickman adventure show tru

  • @thewindchicken3914
    @thewindchicken3914 5 лет назад +9179

    Jojo's Bizarre Adventure Part 5 is probably the only anime where I was simultaneously cheering for the bad guy and the good guys.

    • @newmemer8070
      @newmemer8070 5 лет назад +1097

      La Squadra wasn't bad, both teams had same goal in mind, only that buccelatis found out right after they killed the hitmans

    • @aberrationeech.1838
      @aberrationeech.1838 5 лет назад +181

      No one is good

    • @hakzource8660
      @hakzource8660 5 лет назад +448

      Part 2’s Wammu has my respect as well

    • @shawn_99
      @shawn_99 5 лет назад +476

      The only real bad guys were Diavolo, Cioccolata, Secco and maybe Polpo. The rest should have all teamed up to get to the boss, it would have been perfect

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 5 лет назад +141

      @@shawn_99 You just need Fugo or Rissotto to end the boss easily (And dying in the process)

  • @sam2021
    @sam2021 5 лет назад +3407

    Purple Haze out here sounding like an angry enderman.

    • @trollboard8759
      @trollboard8759 5 лет назад +126

      *angery purple enderhaze noises*

    • @souldanny.
      @souldanny. 5 лет назад +58

      He basically is one

    • @stickytoes9230
      @stickytoes9230 5 лет назад +2

      I JUST CHOKED ON MY CHOCOLATE MILK THANKYOU 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @UseTheScience
      @UseTheScience 4 года назад +5

      HERES SOME CHOCCY MILK
      BECAUSE YOURE EPIC

    • @rosalie2948
      @rosalie2948 4 года назад +10

      if purple haze is an enderman then 2 things.
      1. enderman are fucking scary
      2. I'll never be able to see an enderman the same way again

  • @timmyfung01
    @timmyfung01 4 года назад +524

    at 2:09, you can see Cioccolata and Secco dark shadow doing the torture killing, while in the manga, the "real killer" of Sorbet was never revealed, Sorbet's body just turned up and the reader was led to believe that "the boss" kills and cut Sorbet by himself. this scene is a nice touch to add on to the anime considering Cioccolata and Secco are both mentally sick who will do something like this. where as Diavolo character might be evil, but he isn't a sadist.
    this scene alone adds more sense to the story.

    • @yezdibulsara5177
      @yezdibulsara5177 Год назад +41

      Even Diavolos like I ain't that bad while referring to them

    • @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682
      @ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 8 месяцев назад +14

      Diavolo even feels disgusted by them and only calls for their help when it's truly necessary

  • @Phoenixdown37
    @Phoenixdown37 5 лет назад +7144

    Man, Risotto would have ended the series right there if he had just kept quiet.

    • @bedonbutter5749
      @bedonbutter5749 5 лет назад +554

      Not breathed

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 лет назад +586

      Big Jaym if ghiaccio didn’t whine all of them would be alive

    • @cloudyday362
      @cloudyday362 5 лет назад +829

      If risotto himself fought the Bruno gang he would of single-handedly killed most of them saving his gang.

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 лет назад +375

      @@cloudyday362 OR they would team up since their goal is to attack the Boss anyway

    • @jameswestern3931
      @jameswestern3931 5 лет назад +346

      @@cernos7230 Even if they did team up their end goal after the boss is completely different and they would fight and kill each other anyway

  • @leo0nn949
    @leo0nn949 5 лет назад +16184

    Risotto should’ve won
    Risotto should’ve won
    Risotto should’ve won

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +2131

      You are not wrong, poor child

    • @spiderspartianProductions
      @spiderspartianProductions 5 лет назад +929

      Rissoto should have won

    • @AscendedZenith
      @AscendedZenith 4 года назад +809

      help Definitely,he could have instantly killed him by using Metallica and spawn razor blades in Doppio’s heart

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 года назад +738

      @@AscendedZenith doppio should've been dead well before the fight concluded. Man spawned a pair of scissors in his throat forcing him to rip them out. Doppio being able to fight past a few minutes was nonsense

    • @crick_nerd1550
      @crick_nerd1550 4 года назад +286

      @@tylerlackey1175 doppio would die but Diavolo will survive for sure, if doppio personality went of Diavolo would get the complete control and Risotto would get kill because he even know what happened with him.

  • @bonnjust4001
    @bonnjust4001 4 года назад +9292

    If this makes any of you happy, Rissoto probably killed Diavolo in one of his death loops.

    • @Ignited176
      @Ignited176 4 года назад +1158

      He got killed like this
      Death#17: Punishment by Risotto
      Death#36: Killed by Illuso
      Death#109: Curbstomped by Formaggio
      And most brutally
      Death#120: Purple Haze

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 4 года назад +686

      Death #420: Emperor/King Crimson has enough and snaps it's own neck

    • @heheboi_wah7511
      @heheboi_wah7511 4 года назад +399

      Death 790# Diavolo from past Kills Diavolo

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 4 года назад +294

      Death 1015: cheap trick reaps off his back

    • @Ignited176
      @Ignited176 4 года назад +262

      Death#13 LALI HOOOOO
      get it?

  • @htetaung7744
    @htetaung7744 4 года назад +863

    Part 3,4 minor villains:RETIRED!
    part 5 : FATALITY!

    • @bigginger244
      @bigginger244 3 года назад +62

      Part 5 was much more cut throat than the other parts

    • @pietrogenovese3076
      @pietrogenovese3076 3 года назад +88

      And that's how mafia works

    • @ahmadreiza2827
      @ahmadreiza2827 3 года назад +20

      @@pietrogenovese3076 and thats why by far out of 1-5 part of the anime series part 5 is my favorite

    • @Sinx-Ce
      @Sinx-Ce 9 месяцев назад +17

      Part 6: I'm not even a villian and I'm dead😭😭😭😭

    • @toledochristianmatthew9919
      @toledochristianmatthew9919 13 дней назад +4

      From what I know, Araki was already at his low point during this. He wanted to end the series by part 3 but then created part 4 out of fun. Then when Shonen jump didn't have big heavy hitter at the time, they pushed jojo's to be the main manga of the magazine which put a lot of stress and pressure on Araki when crating part 5 and 6 which can explain a lot of the more brutal deaths.

  • @megaman161
    @megaman161 5 лет назад +9372

    I've said it before and I'll say it again: Risotto got robbed of victory so goddamn hard.

    • @bernardolima3065
      @bernardolima3065 5 лет назад +418

      Wait until you get to part 7, there you'll see the biggest shutdown

    • @adamastos1500
      @adamastos1500 5 лет назад +462

      George Gombas thing is, in that fight doppio was fighting and didn’t have full king crimson. If diavolo was out he would’ve fucking wiped the floor with him.

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 лет назад +267

      @George Gombas Right, but soooooo wrong bro. Diavolo had that fight in the bag. Imagine that scene with Aerosmith with Giorno's theme instead of the Boss's, and instead of him being a "coward", all of a sudden he's just outplayed Risotto instead of hiding behind Bruno's gang. The Boss ain't the Boss for no reason, and if he'd gone 100 from the start, Mr. Nero would have been toast.

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 лет назад +126

      @Software Legend That's why I said "right but so wrong". Was he a coward? Yes. But the guy can't be underestimated: even ONLY epitaph + the ARMS, not ability of KC were enough to nearly corner Risotto.

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 5 лет назад +83

      George Gombas king crimson isnt even a strong stand aside from time skip, its defence and speed are lackluster, star platinum and crazy diamond can pulverize it in close combat

  • @thephen4778
    @thephen4778 5 лет назад +4307

    _Main theme_ : **plays**
    _Villian_ : *Guess i'll die*

  • @theanxoiushero800
    @theanxoiushero800 5 лет назад +4804

    Buccaratis crew: “kills people trying to find out the boss’s identity”
    Also buccaratis crew: “finds out the boss’s identity”
    La squadra: *visible confusion*

    • @mgrm77
      @mgrm77 5 лет назад +337

      It's called emperor ploto requiem
      Ability:increase the length of the story by adding instead of erasing time

    • @kakyoin9688
      @kakyoin9688 5 лет назад +205

      To be perfectly fair the la squadia bits were to protect Trish before Bruno and the gang went against the boss cause he tried to kill trish then they wanted to fight against the boss

    • @theinfamousnimrod
      @theinfamousnimrod 5 лет назад +170

      la squadra wanted the drug route. Even if they could help bruno, their interests conflicted regardless.

    • @kirboderbo3988
      @kirboderbo3988 5 лет назад +57

      If they teamed up they could have easily killed the boss

    • @svp5thechad408
      @svp5thechad408 5 лет назад +45

      @@kirboderbo3988 Well, a 1 vs 1 battle between Fugo and Diavolo, or Rissotto vs Diavolo could have ended with the both opponents dying (Of course if they were seriously going to kill each other in the beginning)

  • @whatdoiwrite123
    @whatdoiwrite123 3 года назад +1665

    Everyone else: had tragic and dramatic deaths
    Junior: *B I K E*

    • @atijohn8135
      @atijohn8135 3 года назад +103

      Melone: bit by a random snake

    • @aninstrument2803
      @aninstrument2803 3 года назад +22

      @@atijohn8135 Golden *W I N D* 's snake

    • @JohnnysBrainfart4372
      @JohnnysBrainfart4372 3 года назад +25

      @@aninstrument2803 you mean Golden *E X P I E R E N C E*

    • @insensitivity2471
      @insensitivity2471 3 года назад +8

      If so then only risotto would have joined them cause the others are dead

    • @slashneo5604
      @slashneo5604 3 года назад +8

      @@trashbag1108 junior is babyface

  • @xxdenkenxx
    @xxdenkenxx 5 лет назад +3653

    Rest In Peace, La Squadra, and welcome to the true man's world

    • @dislikebotton7360
      @dislikebotton7360 5 лет назад +121

      Would have love to see them in steel ball run

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад +40

      I loved la squadra...

    • @lancdanc
      @lancdanc 5 лет назад +3

      @@illusoghiaccio **non ha senso dire queste cose in inglese per poi aggiungere una parola a caso in italiano**

    • @doctorlime380
      @doctorlime380 5 лет назад +23

      They could have helped so much with finding Diavolo.

    • @bonemanthebonegod8081
      @bonemanthebonegod8081 5 лет назад +5

      Mannnnnndom

  • @vincentdreemurr
    @vincentdreemurr 5 лет назад +1610

    part 5 villain: "yes, I won!"
    Giorno: *il vento d'oro*
    part 5 villain: _"sike..."_

    • @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183
      @sonsonthegoddessofconfusio3183 5 лет назад +23

      Pucci: giorno I need your help destroying the joestars
      Aren't I joestar

    • @SeuSav
      @SeuSav 5 лет назад +8

      How about Zucchero who defeated Giorno at the exact moment that the Piano started?

    • @doadworks
      @doadworks 4 года назад

      "IVE WON" means DIE

  • @diobrando7120
    @diobrando7120 4 года назад +7044

    Last word's of every JoJo villan before death
    "I've won!"

    • @carachamadofinger4640
      @carachamadofinger4640 4 года назад +336

      Rohan Kishibe

    • @din3928
      @din3928 4 года назад +304

      @@carachamadofinger4640 that were the last word of rohan before getting fucked up

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 года назад +116

      What I hear is “CAN TANNA”

    • @gokusoloscope
      @gokusoloscope 4 года назад +118

      @@axolotl593 katta na*

    • @youraveragejojofan9979
      @youraveragejojofan9979 4 года назад +95

      Well right before you died you said "KONO DIO DA"

  • @angelaly6470
    @angelaly6470 4 года назад +2074

    Honestly, Ghiaccio and Risotto are genuinely cool characters with some BADASS fucking stands and I wish I could see more of them

    • @Bloudes
      @Bloudes 3 года назад +47

      Risotto yes but Ghiaccio is annoying

    • @yourlocalmoron4832
      @yourlocalmoron4832 3 года назад +138

      @@Bloudes to each their own

    • @amaxax0106
      @amaxax0106 3 года назад +54

      what about pesci?

    • @Silly_AM
      @Silly_AM 3 года назад +60

      @@Bloudes white album Is still a pretty good stand tho

    • @EC-hf8ui
      @EC-hf8ui 3 года назад +87

      @@Bloudes I personally find it interesting to see a villain who is extremely competent while not being the typical calm and cool headed mastermind

  • @shuichikina
    @shuichikina 5 лет назад +4415

    Risotto's death was the most "bruh moment" death I've ever seen

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 4 года назад +294

      I knew how it ended in the manga but it didnt hit home how laughable he got cucked until the anime. Shit made me angry

    • @vakanimates9208
      @vakanimates9208 4 года назад +4

      Yes

    • @phonegamerbr9669
      @phonegamerbr9669 4 года назад +2

      YOU already said thx for 1.5k likes this is...Life bitch

    • @wowygary5541
      @wowygary5541 4 года назад +1

      aww shit

    • @randomcontent9165
      @randomcontent9165 4 года назад +4

      Little did you know I used I used king crimson and skipped your comment! I also blew away 2 seconds of time so the explosion never happened!

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 4 года назад +8904

    Stardust Crusaders: Retirement Home
    Diamond is Unbreakable: Friendship is Magic
    Golden Wind: *straight up murder*

  • @martingonzalezsilva4263
    @martingonzalezsilva4263 5 лет назад +6273

    Kills Assists
    Narancia:2 Abbachio:1
    Giorno:2 Giorno:1
    Bruno:2 Mista:2
    Fugo:1 Secco:1
    Cioccolata:1
    Bossu kills
    Giorno:INFINITO

    • @andstuff7661
      @andstuff7661 5 лет назад +473

      @Burak
      Cioccolata:1
      Gelato:1

    • @ahmednasr3552
      @ahmednasr3552 5 лет назад +274

      Mista:0

    • @Hikaru0kamiki
      @Hikaru0kamiki 5 лет назад +242

      Mista: 4

    • @nielsisback
      @nielsisback 5 лет назад +84

      @@ahmednasr3552 He gets like half a point for Pesci and Ghiaccio

    • @Chris-fj4wn
      @Chris-fj4wn 5 лет назад +23

      Narancia had like 4 and mista had 4 i believe

  • @crazy-abe8465
    @crazy-abe8465 3 года назад +412

    Everyone : jotaro was in the most parts. Sorbet who was in 36 parts : WTF.

    • @Poloniium
      @Poloniium Год назад +41

      Highway Star: 🙄

    • @Skull19O1
      @Skull19O1 9 месяцев назад +1

      36 parts?

    • @lastnamefirstname1962
      @lastnamefirstname1962 9 месяцев назад

      He was cut up ​@@Skull19O1

    • @VibinGoomy
      @VibinGoomy 9 месяцев назад +18

      @@Skull19O1he was chopped into 36 parts by Cioccolata

    • @cherie..cherry
      @cherie..cherry 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@VibinGoomyOH 😭😭😬 god that’s so morbid 😭

  • @williamsmith-l.4201
    @williamsmith-l.4201 5 лет назад +2657

    They're probably smiling down from the afterlife at Diavolo's fate

    • @atonxment2868
      @atonxment2868 5 лет назад +590

      La Squadra waiting for Diavolo to join the game would be like
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      Diavolo joined
      Diavolo disconnected
      ...

    • @JV-pt6ht
      @JV-pt6ht 5 лет назад +372

      Diavolo doesent even get any form of afterlife its just never ending pain. At least Kars can stop thinking and kinda die.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад +126

      @@atonxment2868 diavolo eventually joins
      LA SQUADRA THEME PLAYS

    • @fanboygamer3e
      @fanboygamer3e 5 лет назад +24

      Really Diavolo got the worst ending out of any villain in JoJo. Karz might have gotten lost in space, DIO might have exploded from the inside out, Kira might have gotten sent to god knows where, Pucci might have gotten a full on reset just like everyone else who died in part 6, Valentine might have gotten trapped in a single spot throughout all of space time, But Diavolo’s fate is worse than any kind of hell the others might have been sent to when they died.

    • @jayjay86443
      @jayjay86443 5 лет назад +118

      @@JV-pt6ht
      Not kinda die, he literally just turns his brain off and stops believing in pain.
      He may not even breathe in space, but he doesn't have to be tortured knowing he could die at any moment only to NOT die, but keep the pain of death, like the stab wounds and the liver donation.
      I personally rather be Kars here than Diavolo.

  • @amistrecer
    @amistrecer 4 года назад +2417

    9:24 I love how Bruno stays next to Prosciutto's dead body for a while, that shows how high quality person he is

    • @chrissmith5961
      @chrissmith5961 4 года назад +101

      Bruno is 1080p and the others are pure garbage

    • @moderncrusader1150
      @moderncrusader1150 3 года назад +378

      @@chrissmith5961 Part 5 has the best main cast with every character being developed perfectly like Abbachio finding redemption from his past or Trish gaining the self confidence that awakened her stand . And Araki said that Mista is one of his favourite characters . Even the minor villains in Part 5 , like Prosciutto and Risotto , were unique and interesting and had a genuine bond between them

    • @chrissmith5961
      @chrissmith5961 3 года назад +31

      @@moderncrusader1150 I was joking but ok, it’s funny to see Giorno standing up for everyone lol

    • @bummbummist3607
      @bummbummist3607 3 года назад +23

      Also bruno:
      So i litteraly murdered your of friend live and robbed u of everything, your mentor, your friend, your motivation *EVERYTHING* and im also gonna shit talk but once ur getting angry at me your a piece of shit chocolatta level

    • @Kai-gw1qn
      @Kai-gw1qn 3 года назад +19

      @@moderncrusader1150 I know this is late and all but hottake: Mista is a shit character literally all he does is just shoot and miss and need giorno to help him I don’t think he even got character development at all if he didn’t exist there wouldn’t be a big difference anyways

  • @tricksterzyro3230
    @tricksterzyro3230 5 лет назад +1689

    La Sqaudra has a lot of brutal deaths.
    Pesci had his neck broken and turned into pieces.
    Illuso went out rotting due to the Purple Haze's virus.
    Ghaccio's neck was impaled.
    Man, some of these deaths are something you would see in Final Destination.

    • @AhmedEx1.
      @AhmedEx1. 4 года назад +227

      Gelato died in a VERY FUCKING DISGUSTING way and man sorbet got every piece of his body chopped

    • @concernednoiseo1909
      @concernednoiseo1909 4 года назад +205

      Prosciutto was maimed and dragged for miles stuck in the wheels of the train

    • @randomwanderingstranger293
      @randomwanderingstranger293 4 года назад +101

      melone got bit in the tongue of a snake and died to that.

    • @concernednoiseo1909
      @concernednoiseo1909 4 года назад +57

      @@randomwanderingstranger293 kinky

    • @randomwanderingstranger293
      @randomwanderingstranger293 4 года назад +12

      @@concernednoiseo1909 maybe

  • @purplehaze2358
    @purplehaze2358 2 года назад +186

    The only comfort I took in Risotto's death was the fact that he probably got Diavollo back in one of his deaths.

    • @MrHAH-cd9ku
      @MrHAH-cd9ku 2 года назад +27

      His whole team probably got to defeat Diavalo many times over.

  • @raidenkeify
    @raidenkeify 5 лет назад +4828

    I didn't realize it was chocolate who murdered gelato and sorbet

    • @jcjamon4727
      @jcjamon4727 5 лет назад +610

      Fun fact: Gelato means Ice Cream in Italian.

    • @diegordi1394
      @diegordi1394 5 лет назад +1132

      Cioccolata killing Sorbe and Gelato is a detail David Production added in.

    • @adadjoke6252
      @adadjoke6252 5 лет назад +135

      Wow that joke is really good

    • @lordspaghettitron2732
      @lordspaghettitron2732 5 лет назад +155

      Paul Murphy of course secco is there why wouldnt he be with Mr. Chocolate

    • @Luiscastillo-ky1hp
      @Luiscastillo-ky1hp 5 лет назад +227

      Kinda looks like Secco's recording too. Which would be expected lol

  • @Fluskar
    @Fluskar 4 года назад +4966

    Narancia killed risotto, and then the boss killed narancia.
    If narancia didn't kill risotto, then risotto would've killed the boss, then narancia wouldn't have died.

    • @darkhoodedguy1485
      @darkhoodedguy1485 4 года назад +179

      b0ss planned it out tho

    • @joaschway1351
      @joaschway1351 4 года назад +677

      Abbachio would still be alive too

    • @ericdravennevermore2566
      @ericdravennevermore2566 4 года назад +232

      played stupid, won stupid

    • @YaBoiDoc
      @YaBoiDoc 4 года назад +137

      Risotto is no match to Diavolo. King Crimson’s Time Erasure is invincible.

    • @YaBoiDoc
      @YaBoiDoc 4 года назад +150

      But he would still kill Doppio so you get a point there.

  • @zahando1576
    @zahando1576 5 лет назад +3664

    Best kill goes to..
    ...fugo holy shit man that was brutal you basically melted hee hee man

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 5 лет назад +134

      *FUCK YOU*
      HE'S NOT MJ

    • @geckyoin
      @geckyoin 5 лет назад +305

      @@БогданКрименюк until you found out that his stand is a reference to MJ

    • @geckyoin
      @geckyoin 5 лет назад +156

      @@БогданКрименюк YOU ARE A REFERENCE

    • @FortRoxic
      @FortRoxic 5 лет назад +139

      @@БогданКрименюк looks like he got heehee'd into the wind. Like a certain *Golden Wind*

    • @FortRoxic
      @FortRoxic 5 лет назад +63

      @@БогданКрименюк Dude these puns need to *Beat it.*

  • @lancestryker
    @lancestryker 3 года назад +937

    12:10
    It is said that by putting medicine under your tongue, it is absorbed faster. This is known as sublingual medication. In that sense, with the snake biting Melone's tongue, the venom has travelled a great distance, proving fatal.

    • @ericqunheng7538
      @ericqunheng7538 3 года назад +19

      I can’t take in the knowledge u just said

    • @dummy3467
      @dummy3467 3 года назад +171

      @@ericqunheng7538 In summary, when snek bite tongue, poison takes effect faster.

    • @InnocentC0
      @InnocentC0 3 года назад +31

      @@dummy3467 Can you shorten even more?

    • @dummy3467
      @dummy3467 3 года назад +125

      @@InnocentC0 poisonous tongue bite = faster death

    • @highjumpkick999
      @highjumpkick999 3 года назад +95

      @@InnocentC0 snek + tang = fast ouchie

  • @softie2258
    @softie2258 5 лет назад +932

    Honestly during the Sorbet and Gelato part, Diavolos theme made me shiver.
    It’s kind of terrifying.

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 5 лет назад +9

      pretty much..

    • @gamergirlpiss319
      @gamergirlpiss319 5 лет назад +72

      Ok but like im just realizing this
      Look at that hair
      Did he have Cioccolata do his dirty work????
      That makes this even more sick imo

    • @kwacer3640
      @kwacer3640 5 лет назад +101

      @@gamergirlpiss319 In the manga, it wasn't specified who Diavolo sent to kill sorbet and gelato. David productions put cioccolata there themselves. And yes it is indeed Cioccolata

    • @gamergirlpiss319
      @gamergirlpiss319 5 лет назад +12

      Yeah i definitely didn’t remember that in the manga so it makes sense it would only just now catch my eye. The anime is so freakin good wth 😭

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 5 лет назад +2

      @@gamergirlpiss319 Cioccolatta himself mentioned that he did this many times to the point where he knew we which vessels to block in order to keep the victim alive as long as possible.. therefore making him be able to cut himself to pieces while maintaining his blood in order to stay alive.
      now tbh... i wished if they showed a glimpse of a flashback showing cioccolatta doing that horrible shit to sorbet while saying these words.. O.o

  • @unironnicallyaccount6519
    @unironnicallyaccount6519 4 года назад +1934

    3:59 illuso says his favorite soda

  • @zenny8877
    @zenny8877 4 года назад +2776

    2:09 cool tiny detail, ciocolatta is the one chopping up sorbet.

    • @14thmoonn
      @14thmoonn 4 года назад +326

      Damn i didnt notice before

    • @elifbayraktar826
      @elifbayraktar826 4 года назад +757

      And Secco is there recording all the shit too.

    • @roybs848
      @roybs848 4 года назад +293

      I would have never noticed that on my own. Makes that couple even worse then what was actually shown.

    • @panormitis7011
      @panormitis7011 4 года назад +97

      That was also anime only

    • @radioaktivman8661
      @radioaktivman8661 4 года назад +10

      Lmao

  • @mindassassin
    @mindassassin 3 года назад +296

    Sending the dismembered body to his friends to be pieced together like a puzzle is pretty fucking brutal.

    • @eLite-Tiss91
      @eLite-Tiss91 Год назад +5

      Morel of the story....Money ain't worth this zhit

  • @holiton576
    @holiton576 4 года назад +4033

    La Squadra were not villains. They were antagonists. They motivation was to take over passione. Giorno and co's motivation was to take over passione.

    • @MrJPLejeune
      @MrJPLejeune 3 года назад +49

      Yes, your rigth.

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 года назад +369

      Bruh, imagine if both teams realized they want to take over Passione, so they agreed to split up the organization when they take it over with each other's help, imagine how much different would it been

    • @vierzehn575
      @vierzehn575 3 года назад +482

      @@theuniverse1158 i mean la squadra was still pretty terrible people, theyd probably have a few disagreements

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 года назад +386

      @@vierzehn575 and they both didn’t have the same ordeals as each other. Bruno team wanted to stop drug trade and la squadra wanted to take over the drug trade

    • @justapen9316
      @justapen9316 3 года назад +202

      @@ElMango14 but they only wanted to take over the drug trade because the boss wasn't paying them for what they were worth, or respecting them for what they were worth. If la Squadra had lived/succeeded in killing the boss and Giorno became the new boss, then Giorno could still get rid of the drugs, all he has to do is give la Squadra a bigger paycheck and respect them.

  • @barossoscruzados1028
    @barossoscruzados1028 5 лет назад +952

    Gold Experience: MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
    Sticky Finger: ARI ARI ARI ARI
    Purple Haze: HDAKSOAKSKSAIAHSOABSJSBS

  • @Egg_79
    @Egg_79 5 лет назад +767

    13:02 that voice crack hurt me

    • @chickennuggets1990
      @chickennuggets1990 4 года назад +96

      Okamoto's voice cracks are the sounds of heavenly angels wtf do u mean they're pure and would never hurt anyone

    • @Satrumt
      @Satrumt 4 года назад +5

      ruclips.net/video/ubePFY4ma50/видео.html imo this is funnier xd despite the fact that isn't Daisuke Ono

    • @thanhvcl1238
      @thanhvcl1238 4 года назад +13

      Nandanteeeeeeeee

    • @gunscotthdgaming69420
      @gunscotthdgaming69420 4 года назад +44

      Bakugo when he realizes he is going to be jojo character

    • @연니-m4c
      @연니-m4c 4 года назад +4

      It's nandatte not nandante

  • @itaasaori
    @itaasaori 3 года назад +722

    The way bruno reacts to seeing Prosciutto dead breaks my heart so deeply, is like they known each other from before.
    same thing goes with the reaction of risotto hearing the boss speaking about how humillating it would be to die in front of bucciarati, i kinda feel he goes even more enraged against diavolo for trying to manipulate him into thinking bucciarati would look down on him for dying, it feels like an insult, and risotto knows it very well.
    It really pains me to think that they knew each other before and had to kill each other in such a ruthless way.

    • @HHopebringer
      @HHopebringer 3 года назад +110

      Prosciutto and Bruno had just had a knuckle-dragger of a fight, and Prosciutto went from holding Buccellati in his contempt to realizing he'd make an amazing capo. Unfortunately, fate dictated they had to fight.

    • @thevoid5696
      @thevoid5696 3 года назад +5

      fimme a timestamp, please

    • @konim4125
      @konim4125 2 года назад +7

      @@thevoid5696 kinda late but here they are: 9:26 Bruno looking at Prosciutto's body & 17:48 Diavolo talking to Risotto about how embarassing would be if Bucciarati found him dying

  • @aceventurasspear22
    @aceventurasspear22 4 года назад +687

    Illuso: “If I can block this punch I’ll survive!”
    Purple Haze: lmao no

  • @shuttheup7391
    @shuttheup7391 5 лет назад +690

    I feel bucci would negotiate with risotto to kill the boss if they had a talk.

    • @yvethsan2x
      @yvethsan2x 5 лет назад +25

      Exactly

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 года назад +94

      They could talk. But La Squadra wanted to continue to sell drugs.
      The final battle of Brunos gang vs Diavolo is already intense as heck, imagine if it had a 3°Faction trying to take the power of Passione.

    • @filhotedepapagaio4570
      @filhotedepapagaio4570 4 года назад +31

      @@laughingarrancar6859 the final battle would be someting like: Bruno and Giorno vs Risotto vs Diavolo (maybe Doppio)

    • @laughingarrancar6859
      @laughingarrancar6859 4 года назад +18

      @@filhotedepapagaio4570 Also with Mista and Trish supporting Giorno and Bruno. Mista of course helping with long ranged attacks and now that I think about Trish's Spice Girl is the perfect counter for Risotto's Mettalica.

    • @memeswithcringe1624
      @memeswithcringe1624 4 года назад +21

      “Hey Risotto, I know we killed like just about everyone in your squad, and were going to kill you as well, but since you’re going against the boss as well can you please help us? Also we’re completely against selling drugs but I’m sure it won’t be a problem.”

  • @oo-sg3lx
    @oo-sg3lx 4 года назад +513

    Everyone: **traumatized after seeing the chopped up body of someone they worked with**
    Narrator: iT wAs a rAtHeR iNtEnSe waY oF gEtTinG kiLlEd

    • @bromanr7209
      @bromanr7209 4 года назад +43

      Me: *YA THINK?*

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 4 года назад +1

      As an MK veteran, that is a cute way to die

    • @lem1185
      @lem1185 4 года назад +1

      @@Hemet1725 mk is a bad game i used to like it when i was childish

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 4 года назад +1

      @@lem1185 Gotta respect your opinion, but I like the game. Mk11 is 9/10 for me

    • @janmarcoperezbatres2203
      @janmarcoperezbatres2203 3 года назад

      @@Hemet1725 mk11 is trash. X was better

  • @justtheaveragepersononthei2586
    @justtheaveragepersononthei2586 4 года назад +127

    Prosciutto basically watched Pesci get outsmarted and beaten to death in front of him in his final moments thinking Pesci would win

    • @co7769
      @co7769 3 года назад +19

      And also say the one thing he told Pesci not to say.

  • @MrRedDaBestGuy
    @MrRedDaBestGuy 4 года назад +1609

    Bruh Melone had it easy while everybody else was like: *AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH*

    • @molecularnut6122
      @molecularnut6122 4 года назад +29

      melone are my fav villian in vento aureo tho

    • @mariajoseguerragonzalez4119
      @mariajoseguerragonzalez4119 4 года назад +42

      Others are in literall hell while him is just sayinf di molto

    • @Hemet1725
      @Hemet1725 3 года назад +18

      Melone wasn't exactly that bad of a guy, seeing as he only harmed two people, and one of them was necessary to activate his stand

    • @krimsonking1120
      @krimsonking1120 3 года назад +1

      Chicco had it the worst

    • @RandomThings12
      @RandomThings12 3 года назад +48

      @@Hemet1725 the man forcefully infertilizes people with his stand mate

  • @starstruck7086
    @starstruck7086 4 года назад +3829

    Tbh, I feel bad for them tho. They only wanted to avenge their dead comrades so basically, want to kill the boss. I hope they just had a truce with Bruno’s team so that they can both kill diavolo.

    • @fellino8049
      @fellino8049 4 года назад +383

      Yea but risotto want sell drugs, and bucci hate that

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 4 года назад +262

      Fellino na risotto team is assassins group so selling drug doesn’t matter to them that much if it pay well. Maybe they will work under Giorno if he give them some high rank and pay them a lot

    • @mariushughes8906
      @mariushughes8906 4 года назад +104

      @@thesgscout6112 their whole goal was to take over the drug circuit.

    • @thesgscout6112
      @thesgscout6112 4 года назад +193

      Marius Hughes they are hitman so drug is not the problem with them, they hate the boss because he didn’t pay them enough or respect them so the first 2 member go out to blackmail diavolo but end up dying. After that there goal change from get more money to revenge

    • @AkameGaKillfan777
      @AkameGaKillfan777 4 года назад +40

      No matter how you slice it, Bucciarati and his team were always going to face off against La Squadra in battle to the death.

  • @bruhhugo2183
    @bruhhugo2183 4 года назад +777

    Everyone dies In gruesome way.
    Melone: S N A K E B I T E

    • @fishii8237
      @fishii8237 4 года назад +25

      How potent is that venom?! I don't think that potency is even possible.Maybe with the box jellyfish, but it kills in a few minutes, not 10 seconds

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 3 года назад +11

      @@fishii8237 it 3 seconds. 3 SECONDS

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +34

      @@fishii8237 yeah but this is golden experience we are talking about. It can probably make the deadliest animals

    • @lmao1660
      @lmao1660 3 года назад +31

      @@ahmed4363 EXTREMELY POISONOUS BULLET ANTS

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +3

      @@lmao1660 OH FUC-

  • @sstargazerss
    @sstargazerss 3 года назад +215

    Honestly feel bad for Pesci and Prosciutto. In his last moments, he told he would watch over Pesci and he failed.

  • @shaderu3402
    @shaderu3402 5 лет назад +1747

    Goddammit, now I’m sad over Risotto all over again. Best part 5 character, yeeted out of existence by an orange. Why, Araki, why

  • @zombiederpster
    @zombiederpster 5 лет назад +152

    I love how much respect Diavolo has for Risotto at the end. He offered him a choice of death at his hands with honour, or let Bruno's team finish him off, and he went out on his own terms. He knew at that point there were no other options and went for a last-ditch effort of taking him down with him. Obviously, it didn't work, since king crimson busted, but he acknowledges that he went down with honour.
    Where ever La Squadra is now, I'm sure they took pride in Risotto's actions and were probably glad to see him again.

    • @jaoofy
      @jaoofy 4 года назад +1

      Yeah but that was a dumb move on Diavolo's part, because if the boss ran and let Bruno's team come then he could have told them the bosses name (well doppio isn't the bosses name but its good enough)

  • @alixlegend7952
    @alixlegend7952 4 года назад +700

    02:10 THAT’S CIOCCOLATTA AND SECCO, HOW DID IT TAKE ME SO LONG TO REALIZE

    • @trinidadiannerd
      @trinidadiannerd 4 года назад +70

      Damn that was some foreshadowing

    • @manjugoswami2233
      @manjugoswami2233 3 года назад +42

      If u saw Giorno versus Ciocollatta and if u remembered his hairstyle,u would have knew it was him

    • @lisa_9845
      @lisa_9845 3 года назад +2

      Woww wth

    • @lorantpapp07
      @lorantpapp07 3 года назад +28

      Secco be like:📽️

    • @ric7078
      @ric7078 3 года назад +13

      @@lorantpapp07 bruh secco number 1 camera man.

  • @Oblikf
    @Oblikf 4 года назад +461

    Ghiaccio: White Album is cannot be pierced with bullets and immune to GE’s punches
    Metal Pole: “So, you’ve chosen death.”

    • @mochachino56
      @mochachino56 3 года назад +19

      Low caliber bullet*

    • @squilliamfancyson1080
      @squilliamfancyson1080 3 года назад +31

      No, you're mistaken. That was actually Metal Pole Requiem... much more powerful.

    • @ranibowspr1imkle
      @ranibowspr1imkle Год назад +3

      pole-nareff

    • @kristophesiem5336
      @kristophesiem5336 7 месяцев назад +1

      Well, the bullets did pierce the ice, but not deep enough. The first time Ghyakko got hit with the metal spike it didn't damage him, but it was Mista's and Giorno's constant barrage of hits that ended up carving the spike into his neck

  • @jordanjoestar3474
    @jordanjoestar3474 5 лет назад +182

    Rissoto : *make boss almost die*
    Narancia : *Wait, you're too early*

  • @umarrashdan51
    @umarrashdan51 5 лет назад +537

    1:21 From the looks of it, Ghiaccio was preparing to put on White Album

    • @joevincent1987
      @joevincent1987 5 лет назад +6

      For what reason though?

    • @umarrashdan51
      @umarrashdan51 5 лет назад +31

      @@joevincent1987 He's probably anticipating an ambush

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 5 лет назад +29

      @@umarrashdan51 He was just scared as shit. Only normal for you to arm yourself when you're feeling scared.

    • @umi_tao33
      @umi_tao33 4 года назад +10

      It wouldn't suprise me that he did it out of anxiety. Id want to protect myself too if I saw one of my friends chopped up like a Damien Hirst sculpture.

    • @donversak7482
      @donversak7482 4 года назад +9

      Thomas Ng it’s common and easy for someone to summon their stand when they feel like they have to defend themselves, or attack someone

  • @NintendodogsDream
    @NintendodogsDream 5 лет назад +1086

    Look how they massacred my boys 😩

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 4 года назад +30

      Bro but im serious jojo was BY FAR the most violent anime i ever watched

    • @quincygraham1710
      @quincygraham1710 4 года назад +25

      You must be new around here...

    • @cristensullivan7301
      @cristensullivan7301 4 года назад +14

      JoJos bizarre adventure is lowkey a literal massacre

    • @zoraz8255
      @zoraz8255 4 года назад +9

      @@frosty5948 *BERSERK IN THE 90S*

    • @frosty5948
      @frosty5948 4 года назад +1

      @@zoraz8255 dont know

  • @BlackMagic678
    @BlackMagic678 3 года назад +625

    Part 3: Journey around Egypt
    Part 4: Great days in Morioh
    Part 5: *Murder*

    • @Pedro_Aredes
      @Pedro_Aredes 3 года назад +13

      Part 4: *Murder*

    • @pharaohboy8657
      @pharaohboy8657 3 года назад +35

      Part 1: Castlevania
      Part 2: Fighting aztec gods with hamon and german science

    • @fjrz692
      @fjrz692 2 года назад +6

      @@pharaohboy8657 Part 2: Ally with n4z1s to kill the last aztecs

    • @diavolo5640
      @diavolo5640 2 года назад +3

      @@pharaohboy8657 Johnathan is Leon Belmont

    • @parinwanttoplay909
      @parinwanttoplay909 Год назад +3

      Part 6 : *mass murder*

  • @zachi4.051
    @zachi4.051 4 года назад +2155

    Sorbet: *Died because got chopped into pieces*
    Gelato: *Died because used the handkachief to kill himself*
    Formaggio: *Got killed by Narancia and Aerosmith*
    Illuso: *Died because of Purple Haze's Virus*
    Pesci: *Got chopped into pieces by Bruno Bucciarati*
    Prosciutto: *Got crashed between train's wheels*
    Junior: *Killed by Giorno Giovanna*
    Melone: *Got killed by a snake made by Golden Experince*
    Ghiaccio: *Killed by Giorno Giovanna*
    Risotto Nero: *Defeated by Aerosmith and got killed by Diavolo in Doppio's body*

  • @sendhelp5219
    @sendhelp5219 4 года назад +708

    When everyone in your squadra all fails and dies and didn’t even kill a single person and now you’re the only one, that’s when shit really hits the fan.

    • @competitiveglueeater2112
      @competitiveglueeater2112 4 года назад +83

      Untrue, Pesci bodied that train conductor

    • @creightonofmirrah2479
      @creightonofmirrah2479 3 года назад +51

      Tbf, Ghiaccio, Melone, and Illuso got really close

    • @crimsonify4418
      @crimsonify4418 3 года назад +37

      @@creightonofmirrah2479 they all got really close like bruno being a feet away from falling off a train

    • @creightonofmirrah2479
      @creightonofmirrah2479 3 года назад +1

      @@crimsonify4418 yeah

    • @aninstrument2803
      @aninstrument2803 3 года назад +5

      @@crimsonify4418 and Formaggio being able to kill Narancia at any second

  • @dacrasherz4866
    @dacrasherz4866 4 года назад +435

    The whole jojo's bizarre adventure anime/manga is just an ultimate "dont celebrate to early" Compilation

    • @ElMango14
      @ElMango14 3 года назад +9

      It’s also a big Spotify playlist before Spotify

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 года назад +2

      Yea, like, when illuso was like: haha i won, i blocked your punch. And then he get melted

  • @Barple_Bapkins
    @Barple_Bapkins 3 года назад +62

    13:01 he went through an entire puberty worth of voice cracks in the span of 3 seconds

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 лет назад +713

    WAIT
    CIOCCOLATA WAS THE ONE THAT KILLED SORBET AND GELATO
    AND SECCO IS FILMING
    Damn that's foreshadowing

    • @playerslayer1787
      @playerslayer1787 4 года назад +9

      I don’t get it

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 4 года назад +39

      {タイラー} ok then Mr smartass, explain it rather than calling the poor kid an idiot
      Or could it be you don’t know how to explain it

    • @higaiwokeru
      @higaiwokeru 4 года назад +20

      @{タイラー} but why don't you explain it? Bruh.

    • @Savantqqqq
      @Savantqqqq 4 года назад +12

      @{タイラー} you are weebo with no attitude kinda garbage

    • @godza8107
      @godza8107 4 года назад +4

      @{タイラー} dumbass doesn't explain

  • @just0_
    @just0_ 4 года назад +281

    Imagine killing EVERYONE in the "Traitors'" team JUST to become a traitor later

    • @DiabloBrano
      @DiabloBrano 2 года назад +2

      Lets not forget those “traitors” are genuine pieces of shit human beings. I love La Squadra but everyone is downplaying on what they did

  • @kaytonusualshitposting
    @kaytonusualshitposting 5 лет назад +1065

    Mam, i have a lot of Respect for La Squadra Especially for Prosciutto and Pesci

    • @dislikebotton7360
      @dislikebotton7360 5 лет назад +4

      Yes

    • @TuMadreee
      @TuMadreee 5 лет назад +80

      Mista Guido the pineapple and the Italian meat alright

    • @StarHorder
      @StarHorder 5 лет назад +82

      oh my gosh yes! they are my favourite JoFoes! The writing makes it feel like they are actually siblings who depend on each other. and thats a really hard thing to do well. Prosciutto is an intimidating villain with an intimidating stand, while Pescis seems underpowered, when you see the hook enter a body, you realize just how quickly it can kill. Pesci

    • @skinat_3372
      @skinat_3372 5 лет назад +6

      Most of all I miss them

    • @nmeister007
      @nmeister007 5 лет назад +39

      I kinda just wish Pesci remained super focused and full of resolve until his death, rather than immediately losing the confidence he’d developed from Prosciutto

  • @its_Criminal1
    @its_Criminal1 3 года назад +159

    5:08 the fact that purple haze was used only once is so sad. He's my favourite stand in JoJo other than tusk

    • @ad-dk3md
      @ad-dk3md 2 года назад +25

      lotta ppl theorize that the cioccolata fight by the colosseum was supposed to be Giorno vs Fugo. Fugo was originally supposed to be a traitor to Bucciaratis group (confirmed), but Araki changed the plot point to Fugo staying bc the idea of Fugo betraying made Araki very sad. But it's interesting because Fugo's stand's disease is somewhat similar to Cioccolata's, and Ciocc. vs Giorno happens *right* before the final battles. Idk if I believe it but it is super cool to imagine such a big scale battle between Giorno and Fugo; two of the smartest characters in Jojo's

    • @thechadpenguin5238
      @thechadpenguin5238 2 года назад +11

      @@ad-dk3md it would be cool to have fugo vs giorno. A battle between old friends, the stand of rotting and death vs the stand of life.

  • @wrldoverheaven803
    @wrldoverheaven803 5 лет назад +147

    Prosciutto's faith in Pesci really gets me every single time.

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 лет назад +14

      Big brother gotta be sure little brother is good

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +8

      Yeah, because Pesci is the only one who didn't commit any crimes. He only does bad things when his Big brother does so.

    • @justinjakeashton
      @justinjakeashton 5 лет назад +20

      @@suckerman7gm He can't even do bad things. He's never murdered anyone before the train part. All he does is violently pull people.

  • @pikes-ten
    @pikes-ten 5 лет назад +526

    If La Squadra and Bruno’s team wouldve teamed up, Diavolo probably wouldn’t even be the boss

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад +79

      La squadra alone could defeat diavolo (alone) with ease , but a team vs team would be pretty difficult , though white album completely destroys crush , and mitm could just bring Carne to the mirror world , even if he died , B.I.G still would be in the mirror world , risotto could kill secco from inside

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад +25

      . Ciociolatta? Beachy boi , Talking head? Well , everything goes . Formaggio could try to shrink b.i.g , the only one who i find a bit useless is prosciutto , heck even teaming with ghiaccio makes his ability useless , kind of.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад +20

      I forgot about melone , uhh....
      An army of baby faces vs Diavolo?
      King crimson , kc's range is E , even if Melone fails , we still have Pesci.

    • @pikes-ten
      @pikes-ten 5 лет назад +4

      HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO very true

    • @ЗелимханМахмудов-с1щ
      @ЗелимханМахмудов-с1щ 5 лет назад +17

      @@illusoghiaccio melone could take couple of blood from trish and make a perfect weapon against boss with his babyface, that why they wanted to take her

  • @slimyasparagus3573
    @slimyasparagus3573 4 года назад +38

    Anyone else notice that the person who tortured Sorbet at 2:11 was Cioccolata, and Secco is filming right next to him? That's some incredible attention to detail.

  • @KamishirasawaKatori
    @KamishirasawaKatori 5 лет назад +307

    By far, Risotto Nero is my favourite minor villain in whole Jojo franchise

    • @descargarelarchivo8506
      @descargarelarchivo8506 4 года назад +8

      Mine is ringo roadagain

    • @JoelGarcia-lu3tw
      @JoelGarcia-lu3tw 4 года назад +2

      Hes the best in the anime

    • @lemonhead19
      @lemonhead19 4 года назад

      @Jerson Castillo We talkin the whole horse?

    • @Bruh-vd1pp
      @Bruh-vd1pp 4 года назад +3

      @@lemonhead19 yeah fam we talking about the whole ass horse

    • @schwellenangst1605
      @schwellenangst1605 4 года назад

      @@Bruh-vd1pp The entire stallion was pretty cool ngl
      Wish he made a cameo in part 6 and sucked made in heaven's horse cock

  • @thesupremebeing9829
    @thesupremebeing9829 5 лет назад +1616

    Stardust crusaders they said if u cant breathe u can't use ur stand
    Diavolo: Nope

    • @idontwannagotowork
      @idontwannagotowork 5 лет назад +68

      when did they say it in sc? i only remember this rule for hamon

    • @Xndest
      @Xndest 5 лет назад +124

      Bucciarati :

    • @soreinor8840
      @soreinor8840 5 лет назад +86

      Omg I just realised that... risotto should've won...

    • @nahuelcardozo5
      @nahuelcardozo5 5 лет назад +69

      Diavolo was breathin but not as a healthy human

    • @soreinor8840
      @soreinor8840 5 лет назад +58

      Risotto said that he could either finish doppio, or just waited until he died. That means he was not getting enough oxygen to live much longer, which is definitely not enough to use king crimson's very stamina-costly ability.

  • @Soul-tz2ex
    @Soul-tz2ex 5 лет назад +516

    I'm so glad that Ciocolatta was made to suffer worse than Sorbet and Gelato. He was whining during the end of the rush.
    Giorno Giovanna is a blessing and a curse for being the saviour of Sorbet and Gelato's souls but a bomb against Ghiaccio and Melone.

    • @hughmann4307
      @hughmann4307 5 лет назад

      But didn’t Giorno kill all of their friends tho

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад +1

      @Software Legend ok

    • @bartoszpiorkowski8763
      @bartoszpiorkowski8763 5 лет назад +5

      Why hate for Ciocolatta, tho? He was doing his job - protecting boss, and it's just that Sorbet and Gelato foolishly and seemingly with no preparation or thought they wanted to discover Boss's identity... it's not Ciocolatta's fault that he was doing his job - killing pesky, nosy kids and leaving strong message for others to not repeat their errors.
      I think that at the end of the day, all three of them got what they deserved.

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад

      @@BergmitetheBlueandPointy0712 yes

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад

      @@bartoszpiorkowski8763 i am not hating your opinion, it's okay to like a character, i alone love Ghiaccio who is a literally assasin, but i didn't try to cover his shit

  • @apostolos_k
    @apostolos_k 3 года назад +3246

    Risotto Nero has my respect. I've never respected a JoJo villain as much as Risotto. Good fight...
    Edit: Because 60 people reminded me, yes, I watched part 2, yes Wuamuu is second most respected. For me at least. Can you please stop saying "Wuamuu?" now please? :)
    Edit2: Bruford. Yes.

    • @Blappyboop
      @Blappyboop 3 года назад +311

      What about wamuu? :(

    • @lolno6975
      @lolno6975 3 года назад +89

      Ringo? Rykiel? Prosciutto? Wekapipo?

    • @dragisadjuric4525
      @dragisadjuric4525 3 года назад +19

      Man said gf

    • @apostolos_k
      @apostolos_k 3 года назад +93

      @@Blappyboop Fair enough. Also Wamuu.

    • @diamondwolf773
      @diamondwolf773 3 года назад +95

      (Spoilers) Yeah I respect Rissoto too.. he almost won but Narancia killed him with Aerosmith.. kinda angry about it

  • @TheP1ckle
    @TheP1ckle 5 лет назад +2002

    Risotto did nothing wrong

    • @illusoghiaccio
      @illusoghiaccio 5 лет назад +149

      Neither did the la squadra team did

    • @TheP1ckle
      @TheP1ckle 5 лет назад +29

      HEAVEN ASCENDED DIO BRANDO exactly

    • @superkamiguru4189
      @superkamiguru4189 5 лет назад +269

      @@TheP1ckle except melone, he did something wrong to that woman on the train.

    • @freshboy3968
      @freshboy3968 5 лет назад +216

      @@superkamiguru4189 And Prosciutto. Turning a train full of bystanders into dry remains of old people.

    • @datboi2886
      @datboi2886 5 лет назад +15

      Marco Lucas I mean technically he didn’t actually do anything to her

  • @ShyGuy2005
    @ShyGuy2005 4 года назад +446

    3:46 Coronavirus.exe really pulled up on Illuso and said æäàßđğaă

    • @axolotl593
      @axolotl593 4 года назад +13

      The sound I made was inhuman. I sounded like Purple Haze on LSD.

    • @ssekiro8944
      @ssekiro8944 4 года назад +4

      @@axolotl593 what, are you the va?

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 года назад +3

      He said cola

    • @bigrffbluehhh9073
      @bigrffbluehhh9073 4 года назад

      Neigh, i thought all members are dead

  • @mahmoudhendawy9161
    @mahmoudhendawy9161 5 лет назад +406

    Video title: spoilers
    My Brain : don’t look
    My eyes : too late

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +24

      'My brian'

    • @mahmoudhendawy9161
      @mahmoudhendawy9161 5 лет назад +10

      『A Hideous Cube: Requiem』 too lazy to fix it

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +8

      @@mahmoudhendawy9161 you did now

    • @carachamadofinger4640
      @carachamadofinger4640 4 года назад

      @@Noahthelasercop hi

    • @franciscorendon2783
      @franciscorendon2783 4 года назад +2

      Yeah stupidest shit ever. The title has a spoiler warning but there's also spoilers in the title. People don't have reflexes fast enough to not look literally 1 word after learning what the spoilers are for.

  • @triplelgod6310
    @triplelgod6310 3 года назад +189

    Honestly i just wish pesci didn’t die. He literally had his brother watching over him and shit; I feel so bad for Pesci.

    • @kinleyjohnston4102
      @kinleyjohnston4102 3 года назад +3

      I allways feel bad for pechi

    • @thechadpenguin5238
      @thechadpenguin5238 2 года назад +14

      @@kinleyjohnston4102 he was the only one in the group who was not a sadistic murderer or a pervert.

    • @Hymn_
      @Hymn_ 10 месяцев назад

      @@thechadpenguin5238prosciutto?

  • @mehavgoodhare1103
    @mehavgoodhare1103 4 года назад +434

    9:27 y'know even bruno respects prosciutto.

    • @guidomista559
      @guidomista559 4 года назад +79

      I mean they have similar roles and I think Bruno acknowledges that

    • @ThisAUofReality
      @ThisAUofReality 4 года назад +54

      @@guidomista559
      They are the moms

    • @guidomista559
      @guidomista559 4 года назад +23

      @@ThisAUofReality Nah Rissoto is the mom of La squadra

    • @game_throweryt8452
      @game_throweryt8452 4 года назад +21

      That scene makes me want to cry for some reason

    • @tdaharold8539
      @tdaharold8539 4 года назад

      @@guidomista559 4 NOT ANYMORE

  • @ShazamKaktorai
    @ShazamKaktorai 5 лет назад +770

    La Squadra: we want to defeat the boss
    Bruno: us either
    La Squadra: Let's team up then
    Bruno: no

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 лет назад +127

      soo you mean to tell me all of this could have been prevented if they would just sit down and talk?

    • @ShazamKaktorai
      @ShazamKaktorai 5 лет назад +62

      Cernos actually yes

    • @cernos7230
      @cernos7230 5 лет назад +23

      @@ShazamKaktorai They all could have been shafflin in the end while playing the Main Theme

    • @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283
      @librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 5 лет назад +107

      Nero: Lets team up.
      Bruno: but you want to sell drugs. Sorry but me ans Giorno won't allow that.
      Nero: SHIT

    • @HalohbotTech
      @HalohbotTech 5 лет назад +8

      @@librathebeautifulwarmonk1283 It's like you never even watched part 5 lol

  • @unclesam5474
    @unclesam5474 4 года назад +873

    Yo imagine being the police tryna investigate what the hell happened after these fights 😂😂😂

    • @aklaaaultramarine3904
      @aklaaaultramarine3904 3 года назад +199

      "Ay yo Marcello how the fuck did this guy get sliced and diced, and how he got zippers on his wounds???"

    • @theuniverse1158
      @theuniverse1158 3 года назад +149

      "Why the hell is this guy's body melted?

    • @harisqureshi1520
      @harisqureshi1520 3 года назад +110

      ayo who lit the street up bruh

    • @oogabooga2552
      @oogabooga2552 3 года назад +110

      @@harisqureshi1520 "bro this guy got stabbed through a pole"

    • @lifesux1953
      @lifesux1953 3 года назад +69

      @@aklaaaultramarine3904 When melone sees Pesci's body the zippers are gone so it just appears to be a dismembered body, not to mention non stand users can't see stand effects unless they effect physical objects for example in star dust crusaders the police don't see avdol's flames

  • @ИльяФедорец-ю4л
    @ИльяФедорец-ю4л 4 года назад +182

    why didnt anybody notised Formaggio"s badass joke before he died? "I bet you didnt expected such a dificult shopping didnt ya ?" In Russia we appreciate such a contempt to your loosing.

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 года назад

      Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

    • @rafaelcosta8291
      @rafaelcosta8291 2 года назад

      Brazil be like: if you did not watch to all directions, you will be mugged

  • @Nicklikesminecraft1
    @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 лет назад +332

    We gonna ignore how risottio nero took control of another stand

    • @dark7element
      @dark7element 5 лет назад +58

      I think the idea is that he grabbed Aerosmith while Narancia was already pulling the trigger

    • @kaanyavasca1595
      @kaanyavasca1595 5 лет назад +6

      Aerosmith was fired from narancia himself bcuz he wanted to destroy the user to get rid of his stand from his stand.then risotto pulled doppio in front of him so he can act as a human shield

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 лет назад +7

      @George Gombas I like to watch this fight as hes my favorite la squad ra member

    • @Nicklikesminecraft1
      @Nicklikesminecraft1 5 лет назад +7

      @@dark7element maybe in the manga that scene confused me thanks dp

    • @twistymcyeet3765
      @twistymcyeet3765 5 лет назад +6

      I think Risotto was making Narancia think he was attacking Aerosmith, prompting him to shoot him again

  • @karatesan2120
    @karatesan2120 5 лет назад +203

    - Sorbet and Gelato use the same nail polish!
    *Simultaneous gasp*

  • @HJ-zo2ch
    @HJ-zo2ch 4 года назад +348

    4:39 When I finish my test right before the chime. 4:48 When I realize there was a back side.

  • @tylregor5481
    @tylregor5481 2 года назад +63

    Melone got the most normal death in the whole Jojo series

    • @MoodyBluesRequiem80
      @MoodyBluesRequiem80 Год назад +9

      Fr, I'm glad at least someone in La Squadra died quick and painlessly 😔😔

    • @alexpresso243
      @alexpresso243 Год назад +2

      getting bitten on the tongue by a burning snake, and shortly after, there's a bunch of flesh cubes near his corpse

  • @obliviouspotato8545
    @obliviouspotato8545 4 года назад +264

    “This was a silent message from the boss”
    And the message was 🖕

    • @nome_3999
      @nome_3999 3 года назад

      187 likes and no reply after 11 months?

    • @realkingtoast
      @realkingtoast 3 года назад

      @@gud_boi9787 mah it'd be funnier if they just got a letter from the boss with a poorly drawn picture of a middle finger

  • @RealLifeAsaMitaka
    @RealLifeAsaMitaka 4 года назад +437

    1:57
    Satan orders chocolate to murder two other desserts 2001 colorized

  • @boatarde2728
    @boatarde2728 4 года назад +482

    0:12 Sorbet and Gelato (Killed by: Secco and Cioccolata)
    2:41 Formaggio (Killed by: Narancia)
    3:39 Illuso (Killed by: Fugo)
    5:29 Pesci and Prosciutto (Killed by: Bucciarati)
    9:34 Junior (Killed by: Giorno)
    11:04 Melone (Killed by: Giorno)
    12:27 Ghiaccio (Killed by: Giorno)
    13:28 Risotto Nero (Killed by: Diavolo and Narancia)

    • @giovannifumarolo2697
      @giovannifumarolo2697 4 года назад +18

      Risotto was killed by narancia

    • @boatarde2728
      @boatarde2728 4 года назад +4

      @@giovannifumarolo2697 I edit.

    • @ethanluu4592
      @ethanluu4592 4 года назад +44

      Giorno got a killstreak

    • @krakenmaster2743
      @krakenmaster2743 3 года назад +6

      And mista

    • @evanschmeven
      @evanschmeven 3 года назад +17

      Giorno def stole Mistas kill when they were fighting Ghiaccio and you can't tell me anything different.

  • @CaffeineDeprivation
    @CaffeineDeprivation 3 года назад +121

    Man, the sad irony of Risotto's death... The one mistake he sternly warned his team about, he himself makes. And it costs him his life

  • @anndy3456
    @anndy3456 5 лет назад +469

    Wtf now i realized that the one who killed Sorbet and Gelato was Cioccolata

    • @patrickharleyofficial
      @patrickharleyofficial 5 лет назад +88

      AnnDy there’s even secco filming it all

    • @Bluewhitewizard
      @Bluewhitewizard 5 лет назад +27

      @king elmo *on purpose, this scene was inspired by another scene where the second guy also killed himself so we wouldn't need to see his partner get murdered

    • @kassyyar97
      @kassyyar97 5 лет назад +1

      Redzep where does that scene come from? 😯

    • @БогданКрименюк
      @БогданКрименюк 5 лет назад +1

      REALLY NIGGA
      ONLY NOW?

    • @guadaz2034
      @guadaz2034 5 лет назад +7

      @@kassyyar97 from The Godfather

  • @rakysuchus3828
    @rakysuchus3828 4 года назад +304

    Diavolo literally did Risotto a favor killing Narancia.

  • @carinaolivera4210
    @carinaolivera4210 5 лет назад +267

    I already miss them, bros...

  • @pulltheplug09
    @pulltheplug09 4 года назад +75

    Remember kids! Bruno's Gang has a Motto and it's : *"If they can breathe they can bleed!"*

    • @Hairwin
      @Hairwin 3 года назад +1

      Not if you're Bruno tho

    • @Mo0nStønė_3450
      @Mo0nStønė_3450 2 года назад

      I read "Motto" as "Molto"
      😂

  • @kakyoinshierophanttea7399
    @kakyoinshierophanttea7399 4 года назад +211

    1:40
    I knew it
    “Erina,Hamon”
    Erina is hamon user

  • @chonkusbearus8705
    @chonkusbearus8705 4 года назад +1050

    Star Platinum: Ora ora
    Silver Chariot: Hora Hora
    The World: Muda Muda!
    Magician's Red: *Squawk*
    Crazy Diamond: Dorararara
    Killer Queen: Shibo!/Shibobobobo!
    The Hand: *BBBBBBBBBBBBBBB*
    Gold Experience: Muda Muda!
    Sticky Fingers: Ari ari ari! Arrivederci.
    Aerosmith: Vola Vola Vola! Volare Via.
    Purple Haze: *Just loud and autistic gibberish/screeching*
    Every part has the one stand with the weird stand cry

    • @oceanman9543
      @oceanman9543 4 года назад +36

      LMFAOOOOOO AUTISTIC GIBBERISH IM DEAD 💀 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @samuelwilliams9626
      @samuelwilliams9626 4 года назад +87

      What about moody blues?
      That's just angry fax noises

    • @jubairhuq5281
      @jubairhuq5281 4 года назад +37

      actually PH’s cry is UBASHAAAAAAA but honestly it might as well be the same thing

    • @chonkusbearus8705
      @chonkusbearus8705 4 года назад +47

      @@jubairhuq5281 Purple Haze says "OOBASHAAAA" literally once. The other times, he just yells out random autistic gibberish.

    • @chonkusbearus8705
      @chonkusbearus8705 4 года назад +16

      @@oceanman9543 Oi Jotaro, you were able to defeat an immortal vampire that has a stand that can stop time and punch/kick at extreme speed but you weren't able to defeat:
      -A god damn rat
      -Some guy with a cat and a hand fetish
      -A turtle that asks you to look at its direction
      How about that?

  • @cryalots8335
    @cryalots8335 5 лет назад +71

    '"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds"

    • @Pawteitous
      @Pawteitous 5 лет назад +11

      Hey is that a MotHeRFUckinNn hotline Miami referece??

  • @kamasemegane7497
    @kamasemegane7497 4 года назад +33

    When I first watched the series, I was too dumb to not care about other characters, only focusing on bucci's squad. I rewatched it, and realized, they have so much potential, like, they could've team up with Bucciarati. Heartbreaking.

  • @UltimateStarky
    @UltimateStarky 5 лет назад +628

    What if you were about to kill someone in Bruno's gang
    But god said
    3:16
    4:47
    10:00
    12:38

    • @mysir6260
      @mysir6260 5 лет назад +24

      Well shit

    • @TLSide
      @TLSide 5 лет назад +56

      *p i a n o*

    • @dragonlord3376
      @dragonlord3376 5 лет назад +8

      La squadra: ok guys, here's what we've learned, if you hear a piano inexplicsbly play during your battle , *RUN.* even if you're about to win and kill all of them, if the piano plays, *JUST.* *RUN*

    • @snuckel4
      @snuckel4 5 лет назад +19

      Well,shit
      Into the mirror
      Look again!
      Nani?!

    • @KingdomCome257
      @KingdomCome257 5 лет назад +11

      *Ding, ding*
      The theme of DEATH

  • @landwanderer1770
    @landwanderer1770 5 лет назад +485

    if la squadra teamed up with brunos team then they would be (probably) unstopable

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 лет назад +64

      Land Wanderer but no one except procitto will love pesci he’s universally hated when he has the respect he needs just one simple mistake and everyone will call him a piece of shit he’s the only la squadra member that isn’t a brutal murder rapist and hacker

    • @animeator5580
      @animeator5580 5 лет назад +25

      @@darlee02 He became a piece of shit before dying though

    • @darlee02
      @darlee02 5 лет назад +30

      ANIMEator but 90% of his screen time he was a good guy

    • @chaos_blue1089
      @chaos_blue1089 5 лет назад +45

      Dear god, imagine Risotto+Giorno.
      Giorno could turn Risotto's iron weapons into living things.

    • @zage5495
      @zage5495 5 лет назад +1

      Land Wanderer
      Giorno would make Risotto’s blades piranhas or some carnivore lmao
      edit:just saw someone made the same comment lmao

  • @newtthewizard3942
    @newtthewizard3942 4 года назад +380

    I hate it when people describe it as “Metallica vs King crimson”. Risotto was the only one attacking. Doppio’s main objective was survive.

    • @KoldSolSeaHazy
      @KoldSolSeaHazy 4 года назад +63

      It's the name of the chapter in the manga. And it's not like King Crimson didn't try to fight back

    • @newtthewizard3942
      @newtthewizard3942 4 года назад +18

      KoldSol SeaHazy yes I know, but King crimson did a horrible job at fighting back

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 4 года назад +33

      @@newtthewizard3942 It's still fighting back.

    • @ethanc.1443
      @ethanc.1443 4 года назад +22

      Newt TheWizard ‘Great job without exposing his identity’

    • @mariateresadelgadolorente2813
      @mariateresadelgadolorente2813 4 года назад +9

      Shut up nerd, it's a fight, that's what fights are for, fights are to see who survives and who wins

  • @n1e-Mc
    @n1e-Mc 4 года назад +31

    主のヒットマンチームへの愛の深さがしみじみとわかる