[SPOILERS] The Deaths of All of Diavolo's Elite Guard

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @dn1754
    @dn1754 5 лет назад +2318

    420 views lol

  • @gaydicks4202
    @gaydicks4202 5 лет назад +4216

    Secco's eardrums were popped so bad he couldnt hear the piano playing

    • @pretzel4805
      @pretzel4805 5 лет назад +40

      GayDicks420 you sir are the king no questions asked

    • @dodonkedonks4764
      @dodonkedonks4764 5 лет назад +45

      GayDicks420 even if you don’t have ears, you’ll still hear the piano in one way or another

    • @Gendo.
      @Gendo. 5 лет назад +14

      i dont know why it took till now for me to get the Giorno piano thing, it was the soundtrack all along lol!

    • @insertstupidname4085
      @insertstupidname4085 5 лет назад +4

      AGoodCookie :P I bet he could’ve tasted the piano sounds

    • @AD_Nelson
      @AD_Nelson 5 лет назад +15

      "What do you mean there's boss music?"

  • @the_doug_digital
    @the_doug_digital 5 лет назад +617

    Tiziano: *gets shot a few times, dies*
    Mista: *eats more lead than a mechanical pencil, survives*

    • @zenixate8460
      @zenixate8460 5 лет назад +13

      If im not wrong sex pistols stopped the bullets

    • @ValroggTheInvincible
      @ValroggTheInvincible 5 лет назад +46

      He can mitigate the damage he takes using his Stand, and he has a healer, so the only hit point that matters is the last one

    • @the_doug_digital
      @the_doug_digital 5 лет назад +3

      Random Ass dude you mean to tell me Sex Pistols blocked ALL the bullets from the fight with Ghiacchio?

    • @zenixate8460
      @zenixate8460 5 лет назад +8

      @@the_doug_digital they might've stopped few from hitting vital spot so Mista can survive

    • @michaellaw8401
      @michaellaw8401 5 лет назад +17

      Mista survived because he didnt got killed on the fourth bullet

  • @yoshikagekira4471
    @yoshikagekira4471 5 лет назад +2386

    Narancia went so hard against Squalo that Giorno’s theme started playing.

    • @TsarofScars
      @TsarofScars 5 лет назад +156

      That moment when Squalo's theme is an absolute banger and they replaced it with Diavolo's theme during Tiziano's death

    • @madeinheaven2756
      @madeinheaven2756 5 лет назад +12

      Bruh

    • @SuperSilver7591
      @SuperSilver7591 5 лет назад +62

      It's actually Passiones (Bruno's team) theme that's why it plays on a lot of members moments

    • @WooSKo
      @WooSKo 5 лет назад +2

      Aw man

    • @madeinheaven2756
      @madeinheaven2756 5 лет назад +1

      Woo S. Ko so we back in the mine

  • @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310
    @iwillhelpiwilldefeatjustin4310 5 лет назад +3174

    Ciccolatta should be proud of himself
    He became the subject of what was probably the longest recorded muda rampage in history

    • @ilidot5892
      @ilidot5892 5 лет назад +145

      the longest recorded *stand rampage in history

    • @TheKing-qz9wd
      @TheKing-qz9wd 5 лет назад +5

      Are you sure about that?

    • @epicrutabaga6100
      @epicrutabaga6100 5 лет назад +10

      Xeldris Jotaro's beatdown on Steely Dan was longer

    • @epicrutabaga6100
      @epicrutabaga6100 5 лет назад +20

      Xeldris nvm it isnt in the anime at least, im pretty sure in the manga Jotaro's takes more pages but Giorno takes more time in the anime

    • @parry3439
      @parry3439 5 лет назад +72

      @@epicrutabaga6100 jotaro had 3 and giorno had 7 pages

  • @Videomen102
    @Videomen102 5 лет назад +579

    Giorno: Has a hole in his right lung, a severed subclavian vien, four ribs, his right humerus, and right hand shattered.
    Also Giorno: 7 Page Muda.

    • @atalantafugiens0426
      @atalantafugiens0426 2 года назад

      Rage does that to a bitch

    • @kkayzlol
      @kkayzlol 2 года назад +23

      jotaro had holes in his body survived and explosion still managed to fight kira

    • @tgnm9615
      @tgnm9615 2 года назад +11

      Adrenaline is one hell of a drug

  • @Dalt-s2k
    @Dalt-s2k 5 лет назад +956

    I see giorono inherited his paranoia from DIO, just like when he couldn't hear Jotaro's heart beats and still assumed he was alive.

    • @Dalt-s2k
      @Dalt-s2k 5 лет назад +175

      @ Giorono: *hears a corpse flinch which is a normal neural reaction of corpse*
      Giorono: *Fucking jumps back like a cat unto something to watch the corpse*
      DIO: Thats my boy.

    • @viperdmk1483
      @viperdmk1483 5 лет назад +32

      kang of octopia Also He has the boat Badass *“WRYYYYAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!”* I ever heard

    • @cameraredeye3115
      @cameraredeye3115 6 месяцев назад +4

      In the case of Ciocolatta, it was justified. That POS was legit pretending to be dead, and Giorno needed to make absolutely sure he wouldn't muster a comeback.

  • @zipperman6880
    @zipperman6880 5 лет назад +436

    Two gay men die in the streets of Italy in 2001, and a 17 year old t-poses over them.

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +38

      The truth

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 5 лет назад +6

      Weak.

    • @evilvoid2968
      @evilvoid2968 2 года назад +2

      People didn't ask a single question to narancia

    • @aisuru257
      @aisuru257 Год назад +5

      People saw it normal because of the whole Passione thing dominating Italy, it was already a regular thing to see murders in the streets

  • @spookey3114
    @spookey3114 5 лет назад +2857

    Doppio's death is just so sad
    F for phone boi

  • @ali-uk6fo
    @ali-uk6fo 5 лет назад +718

    Little did he know, the "kid" was also an Elite Guard.

    • @SterneStarfrost
      @SterneStarfrost 5 лет назад +98

      Little did they know, that kid was an elite guard of himself

    • @MuhammadRidho-vb2fb
      @MuhammadRidho-vb2fb 5 лет назад +13

      Co boss

    • @kawaiidoppio1210
      @kawaiidoppio1210 3 года назад +9

      Also little did he know that the "kid" was also an Elite Guard but ALSO the boss himself...

  • @lorexperti
    @lorexperti 5 лет назад +750

    BLUE GIORNO BLUE GIORNO

  • @Sticke_of_0z
    @Sticke_of_0z 5 лет назад +2595

    normal people see:
    secco as a naked dude
    yukako as bald
    shigeki just sliding around
    joseph as indiana jones without a whip

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +453

      Some stands can be seen by normal people

    • @theugly4408
      @theugly4408 5 лет назад +343

      @@Noahthelasercop yeah but i like to think people see secco as a naked dude swiming around the streets with his circumsiced peepee hanging

    • @herowin3825
      @herowin3825 5 лет назад +263

      @@theugly4408 well despite stands being invisible they still affect surroundings, so the peepee would be pressed against Secco's belly

    • @josswagdepimpdaddy5467
      @josswagdepimpdaddy5467 5 лет назад +133

      I think Yuyako's stand is to control hair in general. Not just her own. I forgot whos hair she uses on themselves.

    • @Necrotaku999
      @Necrotaku999 5 лет назад +128

      @@josswagdepimpdaddy5467 nope, only her hair, love deluxe its a bound type that resides in yukakos hair, love love deluxe the stands of the reincarnation of yukako can control other hair but not her own

  • @keeshinlim7242
    @keeshinlim7242 5 лет назад +1321

    Secco: FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT ABOUT KILLING THE BOSS!
    *boss is right there but he just doesnt notice*

    • @Clammymind
      @Clammymind 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah boi. XD

    • @elusiveenn972
      @elusiveenn972 5 лет назад +49

      its cuz doppio isnt the boss, he is like an entire different person.

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica 5 лет назад +38

      @@elusiveenn972 bruh

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica 5 лет назад +2

      @@elusiveenn972 bruh

    • @peratattica
      @peratattica 5 лет назад +18

      @@elusiveenn972 and bruh

  • @zanethezaniest274
    @zanethezaniest274 5 лет назад +2990

    When u realise Secco almost killed Diavalo , and Bruno could have killed Doppio ending the series

    • @wallstreetzoomer
      @wallstreetzoomer 5 лет назад +259

      Nah, doppio saw the future.

    • @josukehigashikata2979
      @josukehigashikata2979 5 лет назад +248

      9:50 doppio saw the future but he wouldn't do anything because he would have to kill every stand user there to keep his identity misty misty

    • @Oscar61985
      @Oscar61985 5 лет назад +26

      SAVING NARANCIA

    • @Oscar61985
      @Oscar61985 5 лет назад +4

      LIKE, FUCK DUDE

    • @judgedredd2039
      @judgedredd2039 5 лет назад +84

      @@josukehigashikata2979 Pretty sure he says he didn't even bother looking in to the future because he know that Bruno wouldn't let a kid die.

  • @harleydavidcrave4195
    @harleydavidcrave4195 5 лет назад +500

    1:20 Squalo just went full diavolo for a moment with diavolo' theme.

    • @ShashinInferno
      @ShashinInferno 5 лет назад +61

      YOU HAVE GENUINELY ANGERED ME!

    • @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec
      @KhanhNguyen-mh5ec 5 лет назад +7

      I only care about results!

    • @harleydavidcrave4195
      @harleydavidcrave4195 5 лет назад +3

      @@KhanhNguyen-mh5ec then you're like diavolo too, only cares for the result.

    • @aberrationeech.1838
      @aberrationeech.1838 5 лет назад +15

      He lost a loved one

    • @soso3792
      @soso3792 4 года назад +10

      I mean, his bf was killed, I’m pretty sure he’d go full Diavolo over that one :v

  • @currentlybeingremade9706
    @currentlybeingremade9706 5 лет назад +844

    Little did Secco know he could’ve killed the Boss right there.
    But so could Bucciarati..

    • @Oscar61985
      @Oscar61985 5 лет назад +32

      Saving Narancia...

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 5 лет назад +46

      And Polnareff wouldn’t have became a turtle boi

    • @emotionalguidanc3205
      @emotionalguidanc3205 5 лет назад +22

      He saw Doppio as trish so there was no possibility that it would have happen

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 5 лет назад +3

      Nani it’s Diovolo lol
      Oh yeah, and Bucciarati wouldn’t have had that Trish porn

    • @Soul-tz2ex
      @Soul-tz2ex 5 лет назад +2

      @@emotionalguidanc3205
      That was after

  • @greenEntertainer.
    @greenEntertainer. 5 лет назад +751

    Interesting how Doppio became Diavolo for a second after Secco hit him.

    • @andreallanos1239
      @andreallanos1239 5 лет назад +119

      It was him doing the prediction w Epitaph maybe

    • @handsome4922
      @handsome4922 5 лет назад +195

      @@andreallanos1239 Either that or Diavolo was trying his damnedest not to end the both of them right then and there.

    • @andreallanos1239
      @andreallanos1239 5 лет назад +33

      @@handsome4922 if he's using Epitaph he's considering using King Crimson if he doesn't like what he sees

    • @RamielEdits
      @RamielEdits 5 лет назад +9

      10:00 and theres a tidbit of foreshadowing right here because it zooms on the phone

    • @Damnalright
      @Damnalright 5 лет назад +3

      Handsome “So that’s what you were planning the whole time... I’m so gonna fucking donut both of you...”

  • @gamesux420
    @gamesux420 5 лет назад +947

    I swear the only reason Squalo and Tiziano exist is because Araki realised the missed opportunity of Gelato and Sorbet as two characters in a relationship and how that could be used in a fight.

    • @SoxExcalibur
      @SoxExcalibur 5 лет назад +70

      they were less gay in the manga

    • @sias8594
      @sias8594 5 лет назад +18

      @@SoxExcalibur wrong

    • @alterp5108
      @alterp5108 5 лет назад +73

      @@sias8594 Well they were, just not by much

    • @Some_guy_and_his_games
      @Some_guy_and_his_games 5 лет назад +1

      Alter P wrong again they were hella gay

    • @alterp5108
      @alterp5108 5 лет назад +3

      games nope, they were not as much in the manga

  • @kurkovoin7906
    @kurkovoin7906 5 лет назад +218

    "I don't give a damn about boss's orders anymore!" That part always gets me. DP did such a good job

    • @dkchariot2716
      @dkchariot2716 5 лет назад +25

      it's normal to react like this , the guy , Squalo , lost the person he loved

    • @aw3someisme469
      @aw3someisme469 Год назад +6

      One of the only duos in JJBA who I'm convinced are just straight up gay.

  • @vedji1857
    @vedji1857 5 лет назад +792

    Bro Tizanio didn’t get the chance to say “no homo” before he died 😭😢

    • @diocareca5458
      @diocareca5458 2 года назад +19

      That's sad

    • @mrfrog1794
      @mrfrog1794 2 года назад +15

      @@diocareca5458 they're gay forever now :((

    • @diocareca5458
      @diocareca5458 2 года назад +13

      @@mrfrog1794 a destiny worse than being diavolo in loop deaths ✊😔

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@diocareca5458so true. The straights make being anything other than straight so difficult 😔 truly a shame

  • @Mctaonald02
    @Mctaonald02 5 лет назад +349

    Lol Doppio can't even meet Diavolo in afterlife because Diavolo is in eternal torment. Man poor Doppio

    • @Henryduckfan63
      @Henryduckfan63 5 лет назад +41

      Dasuki Ahmad Frankly I’m glad Araki was merciful on my boi.

    • @Mctaonald02
      @Mctaonald02 5 лет назад +21

      @@Henryduckfan63 Well we liked it but Boss literally means everything for Doppio so i guess he's not happy with his end.

    • @Someone-gy2rd
      @Someone-gy2rd 5 лет назад +20

      Hey, at least it is possible that Diavolo has a death involving him winning then dying of old age. He probably got used to it by now.

    • @maxace1078
      @maxace1078 5 лет назад +2

      Dasuki Ahmad nah he just has like 367 diavolos

    • @Mctaonald02
      @Mctaonald02 5 лет назад +4

      @@maxace1078 That's awfully specific haha but i think Diavolo didn't die from GER's ability because we see every single torments he's in always ended before he really dies.

  • @nalartv3407
    @nalartv3407 5 лет назад +184

    9:30
    bucciarati : go on kill him
    secco : *turning doppio into mud*
    vento aureo end

  • @theloweffortchannel7211
    @theloweffortchannel7211 5 лет назад +253

    > " Elite Guard "
    > Practically useless stand

    • @Sgrungle
      @Sgrungle 5 лет назад +22

      He's probably only there because squalo wanted to be with him at all times

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +64

      I mean, I wouldn't call forcing people to lie a bad ability. Especially when used on someone trying to uncover the identity of the boss.

    • @JackDuripper
      @JackDuripper 5 лет назад +16

      @@Dinoman972 talking head should be a prankster not a gangster

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +8

      @@JackDuripper Hm, not sure if that would end well for him. Remember Terunosuke?

    • @gamescentrel2951
      @gamescentrel2951 5 лет назад +5

      @@JackDuripper that part 4 ytp is going to be lit

  • @Kevin_MG69
    @Kevin_MG69 3 года назад +44

    Part 3: Retirement home
    Part 4: friendship is magic
    Part5: LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR!

  • @zenny8877
    @zenny8877 5 лет назад +91

    This part was so good for making likable villains, Pesci, Prosciutto, Squalo, Tiziano, and of course, best boy Doppio.

    • @retard7862
      @retard7862 5 лет назад +2

      How about nero?

    • @oooohapenny4707
      @oooohapenny4707 5 лет назад +7

      Honestly, I liked all of La Squadra. They were actually good guys, considering, and wanted a similar thing Bucciarati's team was aiming for.

    • @maribelle1935
      @maribelle1935 5 лет назад

      @@oooohapenny4707 what about the rapist in the group? DI MOLTO!

    • @maximodubs4189
      @maximodubs4189 5 лет назад

      Secco

    • @noodle9757
      @noodle9757 2 года назад +6

      @@oooohapenny4707 yea but they wanted to take over the drug trafficking routes, the opposite of giorno's dream. Don't take me wrong tho, i still like them

  • @redboxgamingyt3452
    @redboxgamingyt3452 5 лет назад +59

    Diavolo: "Tries to enjoy life by being incognito (aka being Doppio)"
    Buccerati's Gang: *kiLL dA kiD*

  • @tylerlee328
    @tylerlee328 5 лет назад +89

    I know Carne intended to die on the runway, but it makes you wonder what Notorious B.I.G would’ve have been like commanded by a user.

    • @doggamer3649
      @doggamer3649 2 года назад +19

      He may not have intended to die since Secco mentions he was just too angry for his stand to die but Notorious Big looked more humanoid and you can clearly see it when he falls over

  • @lVicel
    @lVicel 5 лет назад +264

    Soooo, Diavolo's Elite Guard is:
    - A Gay Couple, that are useless *(MUDA)* , when they are separated
    -A Suicidal Guy, with a power that only activate once he die
    -A Psychopath Doctor, that can't distinguish between allies or foes
    -The Human Pet of the Psychopats Doctor, who likes to eat sugar and mud
    -A Ringtone

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +38

      Well, instead of Cioccolatta and Secco, we were going to have Fugo. But Araki didn't want to see one of the prior main characters killed by getting punched for 40 seconds.

    • @sweetsilky9395
      @sweetsilky9395 5 лет назад +6

      @@suckerman7gm That's only a rumor.

    • @Dhurak57
      @Dhurak57 4 года назад +14

      It is unclear if Carne stand only has a use once he dies . That would be totally illogical for him to be acknowledged by the Boss when he didn't accomplish anything prior to his 1st mission, not that Araki cares about logic but, you know, it's not implied that he is totally useless alive

    • @doppvolia7614
      @doppvolia7614 4 года назад +15

      The gay couple were invited in Diavolo's elite because of their loyalty. While the two psychos were invited because of their power. Also Carne was invited because he only says HeeHee.

    • @danielz-v4083
      @danielz-v4083 4 года назад +8

      I know your joking but it’s interesting how op they all were in a ttchnical base: -the couple was extremely useful to getting info, torture and disposal of targets
      -Carne (idk how tf they knew about his stand tho) is pretty much almost a certain kill. If the gang was anywhere but a plane, I dont see them winning against it
      - Cioccolata has the power to obliterate an entire city’s population
      -Secco is strong as shit and would’ve won against Bucciarati if he wasn’t a Corpse that didn’t fell pain
      -Doppio is the Boss, it’s a nice hiding strategy . Like, show yourself wide open, everyone will think a guy that has everything about him in secret would never do that
      -

  • @mrbiggielarge
    @mrbiggielarge 5 лет назад +351

    My Boi Carne IS Notorious For A reason

    • @sillyYata
      @sillyYata 5 лет назад +66

      Being fucking dead

    • @ripleyjlawman.3162
      @ripleyjlawman.3162 5 лет назад +38

      Mr. BiggieLarge His stand is clearly summoned prior to death and is therefore not activated by the user’s death, it must have evolved on it’s own for how else would Carne know he has a stand?

    • @patrickchaney
      @patrickchaney 5 лет назад +40

      He’s Notorious for a B.I.G. Reason...

    • @Necrotaku999
      @Necrotaku999 5 лет назад +4

      @@ripleyjlawman.3162 dont think about it too much, even araki admited that carne and notorious BIG only existed to allow trish to woke her stand, so, it really has no sense whatsoever

    • @hiimmistergay4247
      @hiimmistergay4247 5 лет назад +6

      My boi MEAT

  • @johnfortnitetheraw
    @johnfortnitetheraw 5 лет назад +467

    guy could've just spat on narancia

    • @jonseon5952
      @jonseon5952 5 лет назад +270

      Squalo should just carry a water gun with him everywhere he goes.

    • @tesseract5736
      @tesseract5736 5 лет назад +55

      Still, they can't run away from Aerosmith no matter what.

    • @edgargaebolg9307
      @edgargaebolg9307 5 лет назад +12

      He could have used his own sweat or Tiziano's too

    • @Lardo137
      @Lardo137 5 лет назад +15

      Part 5 is full of plot holes like that.

    • @chasuswizzlesticks4421
      @chasuswizzlesticks4421 5 лет назад +47

      @@Lardo137 It's not really a plot hole when you can't exactly just fling sweat at people, unless you gathered it in a bucket or something. And even then, I doubt Narancia would've given them enough time to try something like that.

  • @ybnxjavon8330
    @ybnxjavon8330 5 лет назад +100

    Suprised Narancia knows what falter means but can't add, subtract, multiply or divide lol

  • @hiru88888
    @hiru88888 5 лет назад +69

    Doppio finally got a real phone when he died. It's irony and sad at the same time

    • @WooSKo
      @WooSKo 5 лет назад +5

      I think I'm gonna have a *B R E A K D O W N B R E A K D O W N*

  • @nicholasmorgan7609
    @nicholasmorgan7609 5 лет назад +30

    Even if Doppio was a criminal supporting that poison Diavolo was peddling, he still deserved better. Downright heartbreaking how he went.

  • @AD_Nelson
    @AD_Nelson 5 лет назад +239

    I expect Anasui's theme to be a sped up, heroic version of Diavolo's.

  • @rimurutempest4945
    @rimurutempest4945 5 лет назад +38

    It’s hilarious how Secco met Ciocolatta in the garbage truck

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +9

      And also Secco insulted Cioccolatta after he died. That was even more hilarious.

  • @ElegeantFencer
    @ElegeantFencer 5 лет назад +63

    3:34 the deepest quote in the entire series.

  • @aither2152
    @aither2152 5 лет назад +33

    Narancia : "we’re going the hell out of venice safe and sound"
    *later*
    *3 guys are dead*
    Squalo in heaven : safe and sound huh ??

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад +14

      They got the hell out of Venice, but died at Rome.

  • @nashruga7115
    @nashruga7115 5 лет назад +64

    damn, the color that you edit on the video was neat man

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +7

      👌

    • @russelllim4891
      @russelllim4891 5 лет назад +10

      And due to the fact in jojo there is no official color scheme this just makes better

  • @AlistairIRL
    @AlistairIRL 5 лет назад +67

    carne be like "HE HE HE"

  • @tiagobtw
    @tiagobtw 5 лет назад +148

    6:20 "I snuck my right arm"
    U sure about that?

    • @HuayraS
      @HuayraS 5 лет назад +21

      I noticed too but it's a translation mistake ^^ He says "hidari ude" which means left arm

    • @nopales9130
      @nopales9130 5 лет назад +29

      He has a beetle in his brain, be more considerate to the poor man

    • @speedogoku3696
      @speedogoku3696 5 лет назад +2

      @@nopales9130 Lol Tru.

  • @justposeidon3810
    @justposeidon3810 5 лет назад +117

    Next Video: The Deaths Of Dialovo
    *It's A Ten Hour Video*

    • @dickle9604
      @dickle9604 5 лет назад +39

      just poseidon you mean a 24/7 livestream

    • @FauZhee
      @FauZhee 5 лет назад +9

      Even 10 hours isn't enough cover up all of his death.

    • @frickfactor5038
      @frickfactor5038 3 года назад +1

      You mean, the live stream that never stops?

  • @naotowatanabe3446
    @naotowatanabe3446 5 лет назад +84

    Bro I just felt bad for Doppio☹

    • @MrBuinhubinh
      @MrBuinhubinh 4 года назад +2

      Yeah but if he survived he would have suffered infinite death

  • @theparagon2864
    @theparagon2864 5 лет назад +221

    When you realize bruno couldve killed secco and the boss at the same time, yes we wouldnt have got GER but narancia and bruno and polnareff would still be alive

    • @darkhoodedguy1485
      @darkhoodedguy1485 5 лет назад +5

      Dude, how could you forget about Abbacchio

    • @tiagobtw
      @tiagobtw 5 лет назад +32

      They wouldn't be alive because they wouldn't run away from rolling stones fate

    • @YamiLunaria
      @YamiLunaria 5 лет назад +16

      Polnareff is still alive

    • @TheDomini
      @TheDomini 5 лет назад +37

      @@YamiLunaria "alive" is noy really the right word, he is a ghost living inside mr president (the turtle's stand)

    • @luvtay8804
      @luvtay8804 5 лет назад +10

      Bruno would of died regardless

  • @tinapi2026
    @tinapi2026 5 лет назад +46

    "Narancia is the best boi"
    Doppie: hold my phone.

  • @Wter-oy1dh
    @Wter-oy1dh 5 лет назад +72

    Secco:willingly walks into garbage trucj

  • @fallingsky219
    @fallingsky219 2 года назад +10

    still cant believe cioccolata tried playing dead against someone who can sense life force

  • @m1co294
    @m1co294 4 года назад +17

    7:47 i love how GE's Rush sound went from coinbags to an assault rifle with supressors when he screams "WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY", slightly similar to DIO's assault rifle rush sound

  • @jabulinatheseal1406
    @jabulinatheseal1406 5 лет назад +49

    An F for best boy doppio

  • @YTraveler
    @YTraveler 5 лет назад +25

    I don,t know why but...doppio death is the one that struck my heart

  • @_Xantras_
    @_Xantras_ 5 лет назад +63

    I really hope Tiziano and Squalo would have survived.
    Love their bond.

    • @luvtay8804
      @luvtay8804 5 лет назад +6

      Psychopoulpe they were married

    • @_Xantras_
      @_Xantras_ 5 лет назад +2

      Wow 😲 how do you know ?

    • @deadaccount5238
      @deadaccount5238 5 лет назад

      Nah..... I'm really glad they died

    • @iaml2348
      @iaml2348 2 года назад

      @@luvtay8804 good riddance then

    • @NachtAsile
      @NachtAsile 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@_Xantras_ theyre one of a few gay characters in the series, you can read up on them on the wiki if the word gay doesnt scare you lmfao

  • @Satan-nw4lv
    @Satan-nw4lv 5 лет назад +76

    I know clash and talking head is good stand team up but i can't help but notice how tiziano become an elite guard in the first place. "Hey i can control how people talk"
    Boss: your an elite guard
    Same goes for carne but he's unstoppable when he dies though which doesn't make sence making him an elite.
    Boss: you need to die? Gratz you're an elite.
    It just makes more sense that the stands of La Squadra make excellent elite guards lol.

    • @X_mezo_X
      @X_mezo_X 5 лет назад +17

      i mean yeah , but la squadra stands are also perfect for assassination, which is what they are supposed to be.
      as for Carne.. i honestly don't know about it either..
      maybe they saw the potential of Tiziano and Squalo as a team so they paired them together as two elite guards.

    • @kylele23
      @kylele23 5 лет назад +23

      SATAN Himself Clash is a better stand than, say, White Album for Venice because it’s remote, causes absolutely no collateral damage, and gets around easily thanks to water being the main way to get around. Tiziano makes it so that no one can reveal the truth if they discover anything about the boss. Carne leaves no witnesses, including himself.

    • @shiguriyamamo6730
      @shiguriyamamo6730 5 лет назад +15

      Venetia is completely surrounded by water making clash have a bigger isolation range.
      Plus if anyone found info about the boss, talking head could just make them say the opposite.
      So in a way their sort of isolation, attack and defence guards.
      But I've only heard this from another comment.
      Edit: as for carne.
      It's like a desperate nuke that the boss tried to use.
      It has the potential to destroy his entire organization but he
      Still decided to use it.
      So in a way
      Carne is a last ditch
      Attempt.

    • @Ratomao
      @Ratomao 5 лет назад +17

      So my theory about Carne is that, his stand manifested mostly in "near-death experience' situations. And seeing the potential it had, Diavolo probably made sure that Carne would swear fidelity to him. Then he would live the good life until the day Diavolo's identity would be threatened. Which did come...

    • @Dinoman972
      @Dinoman972 5 лет назад +4

      @Cyrus Connell Yeah, DIO's way of choosing and ranking his units was weird at times. Like, what makes a paranoid gambler, a brat with a big magnet, some faceswapping doofus and a pedophile more worthy than _the literal fucking sun_ ?

  • @grizzlybear352
    @grizzlybear352 5 лет назад +6

    Doppio was minding his business and for a moment he looked completely harmless

  • @Justalilsilly
    @Justalilsilly 2 года назад +4

    I love how because all of his elite guard were so powerful they all got their own beatdowns (except secco, carne and that one guy's boyfriend)

  • @viperdmk1483
    @viperdmk1483 5 лет назад +15

    2:35 Does anyone think that The person playing Narancia has the most Badass “Volare Via” he ever did?

  • @goob6095
    @goob6095 5 лет назад +9

    amazing how he can talk perfectly with his tongue cut out

  • @Creeper531
    @Creeper531 5 лет назад +7

    Gotta love those 2009 transitions

  • @SoxExcalibur
    @SoxExcalibur 5 лет назад +15

    damn that intro gave me some 2009 vibes

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +4

      Just needed to play Paralyzer or 009 Sound System Dreamscape and it would've been complete

  • @boa9557
    @boa9557 5 лет назад +1

    Really like the colors keep up the good work good job

  • @doornumb
    @doornumb 5 лет назад +7

    When you realize that Giorno's bones were broken yet he can still run.

  • @shaneomac8289
    @shaneomac8289 2 года назад +2

    doppio finally figured out what a real phone was but had to die to figure it out.

  • @troglodude980
    @troglodude980 5 лет назад +3

    Idk why but I'm loving the filter

  • @retard2481
    @retard2481 5 лет назад

    I love the effect you made. Good job. Best fight is definitely Narancia vs Tiziano and Squalo. CX

  • @shuichikina
    @shuichikina 4 года назад +5

    Man i feel bad for Doppio, that was such a sad death, going in with Johnathan's death, SHIZAAAAAAA, Crusader Deaths, Keicho's Death and Narancia's Death in my sad jojo deaths list

  • @gabriellarena2256
    @gabriellarena2256 5 лет назад +1

    the editing from this video can straight out of 2009, I love it

  • @yumithehunter6292
    @yumithehunter6292 2 года назад +3

    Man doppio took the bosses order and was like
    “OOOH A TOUR!!!”
    He just happened to be there lmao

  • @darksonicyt5430
    @darksonicyt5430 5 лет назад +59

    Doppio won’t be lonely in heaven tho

    • @gerayugacha
      @gerayugacha 5 лет назад +2

      I don't even think he will go to heaven

    • @nicolascreo5295
      @nicolascreo5295 5 лет назад +17

      @@gerayugacha i will he is a nice guy....

    • @jamessadler9180
      @jamessadler9180 5 лет назад +22

      I mean techinally diavolo will never die so therefore our boy doppio will forever be alone wherever he is

    • @nicolascreo5295
      @nicolascreo5295 5 лет назад +4

      @@jamessadler9180 ooh fuck i forget about that

    • @AJweathersby
      @AJweathersby 5 лет назад +1

      sans the skeleton Yeah, I’m gonna have to be “that guy” and point out that going to heaven isn’t a matter of being a good person or not. It’s all about whether or not someone accepts Jesus Christ as there personal lord and savior. The kind of person you were and what you did while on earth determines how high up in heaven you can go, but you can’t earn your way into heaven on good behavior.
      Of course, non-Christians can just ignore all of this.

  • @吉田隼人-u8n
    @吉田隼人-u8n 5 лет назад +4

    ダメだwいっつもジョルノのWRYYYY!!のとこあまりの凄味に笑ってしまうww

  • @nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnx
    @nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnx 5 лет назад +5

    Everyone else in the team:
    Carne: *HEH*

  • @conntoons_4848
    @conntoons_4848 4 года назад +14

    Tiziano: Squalo.... **cough** I’m... gonna say... the N word...
    Squalo: Tiziano, don’t do it! That’s racist!
    Tiziano: 1:17

  • @BlueDragon1504
    @BlueDragon1504 5 лет назад +2

    All of these outside of Cioccolata are so bitter-sweet

  • @JonLucy_downunder
    @JonLucy_downunder 5 лет назад +3

    7:31 is it just me or does the audio become a bit more crisp just as he starts punching?

  • @matteuheipp4521
    @matteuheipp4521 2 года назад +1

    Doppio's death has to be the saddest one because he wants to talk to diavolo one last time

  • @mr.sunshine9295
    @mr.sunshine9295 4 года назад +6

    So diavolo *elite bodyguards* are just a gay couple, suicide man, and three phycopaths.
    No wonder that he have been defeated by a 15 yo boy who have a stupid dream

  • @naisaShip
    @naisaShip 5 лет назад +1

    "You're supposed to have no choice but to fear your future.
    What in the world is driving them forward?
    Why does it seem like they have hope?"

  • @sadvec6328
    @sadvec6328 5 лет назад +4

    Carne and Mista figth must be recorded as one of the most intense battles in all of anime

  • @lunarxxtar
    @lunarxxtar 5 лет назад +12

    I cried when doppio died.

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +8

      I died when Doppio cried

    • @gappy2127
      @gappy2127 5 лет назад

      I died when Doppio died

    • @lunarxxtar
      @lunarxxtar 5 лет назад

      But gappy, ur not A Hideous Cube: Requiem. *UNLESS* ...

    • @lvateinn8258
      @lvateinn8258 3 года назад +1

      I cried when doppio cried

    • @BlastFurnace10
      @BlastFurnace10 3 года назад +1

      @@lvateinn8258 I when doppio

  • @shin3128
    @shin3128 5 лет назад +16

    Cioccolata:take this!!!!
    also Cioccolata: AAAAHHHHH!!!!
    so basically Cioccolata attack himself?

  • @johnroche
    @johnroche 2 года назад +1

    2:19 *angry Ghiaccio noises*

  • @Mankizen
    @Mankizen 5 лет назад +4

    2:43 foreshadowing lol

  • @ringobingo9573
    @ringobingo9573 2 года назад

    I love how the first one was literally a shootout and no one cared

  • @derrickalobou9492
    @derrickalobou9492 5 лет назад +43

    11:16 did he predicted the Golden Experience Requiem ability 0_0

    • @cynthcat8248
      @cynthcat8248 5 лет назад

      how?

    • @currentlybeingremade9706
      @currentlybeingremade9706 5 лет назад +2

      lavender Undo.
      But it’s not possible.
      Araki didn’t choose an ability for GER at that point.
      I don’t think so anyway..

    • @derrickalobou9492
      @derrickalobou9492 5 лет назад +1

      @@currentlybeingremade9706 maybe it's a cute little "He didn't know it yet" Easter egg?

    • @Necrotaku999
      @Necrotaku999 5 лет назад +2

      but GER hability its not "undo" the same way king crimson hability its not "erase time" that are explanations, but that 2 powers in particular are literally incomprehensible, the fabric of space-time its something beyond our comprehension as a especies, our brains simply are not made to comprehend that

    • @Necrotaku999
      @Necrotaku999 5 лет назад

      @@lone7892 no, characters in the anime said it, not exactly araki check this short clip of a real philosopher ruclips.net/video/33kAMeHVzBA/видео.html and GER dont nulify anything, it prevents it from EVEN HAPPENING in the first place, you see in jojo its stated all the time no one can bring back the dead, diavolo dont die and his death get undoed, his multilple death dont even came to be, and king crimson dont fucking have sense like zizek says, its just something out of comprehension, but that ITS AWESOME that a man could design so complex power that falls in that antiintuitive (i know the word in my language sorry) working like most of the universe and the cuantum physics, its like giogio power, arakis says its giving life, all the time they say giving life, but its more accurately described as turn inorganic objects into organic beings

  • @Lichdemonz
    @Lichdemonz 8 месяцев назад

    Ciaccolata: You're so mean!
    Also Ciaccolata: *killed hundreds of people with his stand in the moments prior*

  • @artsuno6018
    @artsuno6018 5 лет назад +8

    Actually, Gold Experience looks good with that color pallet

  • @poppy0927
    @poppy0927 2 года назад

    スクアーロのティッツァへの想いに
    感動するしかない。
    あくまでも、仕事仲間なんだろうから、
    このおかげで倒せる、ぐらいにしか思ってなくていいはずなのに。
    あそこまで激昂して、
    「組織のためじゃない、君のため」
    と思えるのはすごいと思う。多分、私だったらできない。
    2人がなんとか病院に搬送されて生きてて、平和に暮らしててほしい。
    ティッツァも自分の身を犠牲にするぐらいだから、きっとスクアーロの事を信じていたんだろうなと思うと泣ける。
    長々と喋ったけど、つまり、どういうことかというと、
    『相思相愛だから、結婚しましょう 』

  • @Nobody-bp5wh
    @Nobody-bp5wh 5 лет назад +3

    6:55 Stag beetle? (Uhhh, Part 8 spoilers I guess?)
    *JOBIN INTENSIFIES.*

  • @aisuru257
    @aisuru257 Год назад

    3:35
    Carne: ""OMG that time when Rohan started laughing with Josuke and them he choped his own finger, that was so fun, now what is Mista say..."

  • @josuesoria4243
    @josuesoria4243 5 лет назад +5

    4:44 ciocolata is using a tanga xd

  • @dooooods592
    @dooooods592 5 лет назад +1

    I just realized that the 7 page muda has a goof. Cioccolata’s arm somehow got reattached when he is falling into the dumpster.

  • @challengeaccepted5613
    @challengeaccepted5613 2 года назад +4

    I swear to God, narancia has one of the most badass stands in all of jojo history

    • @astafromhage1541
      @astafromhage1541 2 года назад +2

      No he doesn’t his stand is weak as fuck it’s literally a plane there’s nothing good about it that’s why he died

    • @challengeaccepted5613
      @challengeaccepted5613 2 года назад +1

      @@astafromhage1541 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @astafromhage1541
      @astafromhage1541 2 года назад +1

      @@challengeaccepted5613 that’s all you can respond with cause you know I’m right

    • @challengeaccepted5613
      @challengeaccepted5613 2 года назад +2

      @@astafromhage1541 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

  • @bobtheanimator8353
    @bobtheanimator8353 2 года назад +2

    7:39
    I'd like to remind everyone Giorno did this with a broken hand

  • @lordolalia2571
    @lordolalia2571 5 лет назад +8

    I actually felt sad because of doppio's death

  • @noshame5330
    @noshame5330 5 лет назад +1

    RIP No Homo Bros, Patrick Star, Burger King Foot Lettuce, Mole Furry and Mini Me

  • @shockman2178
    @shockman2178 5 лет назад +3

    7:28 the seven page muda

  • @smokingseabass5450
    @smokingseabass5450 5 лет назад

    6:20 "I snuck my right arm" he said as he pointed with his right hand

  • @ignaciogibaut5433
    @ignaciogibaut5433 5 лет назад +2

    8:02 that's how you take out the trash

  • @clpzy8655
    @clpzy8655 2 года назад +1

    7:31 the best beatdown ever

  • @terra221
    @terra221 5 лет назад +16

    4:01
    *huh guess that dude's stand wasnt very strong*

    • @Noahthelasercop
      @Noahthelasercop  5 лет назад +3

      Like a D in destructive power, oh wait~

    • @nevoerio
      @nevoerio 5 лет назад

      @@Noahthelasercop his stand is a stand that only really works when he's dead

    • @suckerman7gm
      @suckerman7gm 5 лет назад

      @@nevoerio There is another stand like that in Stone Ocean. And literally, it is more destructive than B.I.G, but less durable than it.

  • @perm1thurple581
    @perm1thurple581 5 лет назад +1

    God damn all of Narancia's fights are badass as hell

  • @mimikyuthemystic4818
    @mimikyuthemystic4818 5 лет назад +3

    Diavolos elite guard were some of the most fucked up characters in the whole series, even before Araki had mastered writing characters like he has now in part 8

  • @lucaswtvr839
    @lucaswtvr839 5 лет назад

    i like how cioccolatta just fucking grows his fucking arm right back when he is killed by giorno and thrown into the garbage truck