I am from Brazil 😆and i need to say🤗 eu amo South park melhor série de todas! Translacion: I love South Park best tv show ever! Sorry for my inglish !😓
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This is easily one of my favorite moments of their rivalry. It perfectly highlights the sheer self destructive limits Cartman will go to in order to sabotage Kyle, or just achieve goals in general.
That made me realize that Cartman is capable of doing ANYTHING to humiliate Kyle, even if that means him marrying him to see him suffer for the rest of his life until his death
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Tyler Rheinford Cia 3d Eye In His Telepathic Brain Speaks To Celebrities In Their Brains With Schitzophrenia in Edmonds Washington Camilla Cabello might be one of the most secret mind reading free masons cia screen actor with telepathy Nic grimmer Edmonds washington
Cartman has always been gay. Remember what he did with Butters? Or his tea party with his stuffed animals? Or his Britney Spears-wannabe music video? Signs were always there.
Damn it when we kiss its magic 😂. The lengths cartman goes to is incredible. He maybe a disgusting vile sociopath but there is never half measures for him. And he goes full throttle trying to get something he wants.
Cartman isn't "pretending" to be gay. He IS gay. Remember what he did with Butters? Remember his tea party with his stuffed animals? Remember him dressing up like Britney Spears and singing about "touch my body!"? Lots of signs there, man.
Ngl. I get legitimately upset when I remember how often Cartman ruins Kyle’s life. Like… c’mon. Just give him a break. Kyle just needs one win. Please. I beg of you.
it's not like Kyle always loses to Cartman. For example the tourettes episode, or cartoon wars. And he has beaten Cartman up. It's just a continuous rivalry.
I don't know many Kyman shippers. Mainly because I think most people don't understand why some people think that a Jew and an anti-Semite would make a cute couple. Personally, I don't really ship anyone with anyone on the show (except for Creek). However, I DEFINITELY don't ship anyone with Cartman, especially when he was with Heidi. (Yes, I know that the ship name's Heiman, but I don't like to point it out since it coincidently happens to be my last name as well.) His treatment of her the entire time was just awful.
@@LegoReader12345hello True, I don't mean the whole community but more than half of the fandom is kind of shit anyways, all I've ever seen when it came to ships is just Boy X Boy, I think we can all agree the only ONE straight ship we've seen pretty often is Stan and Wendy.
I love how before this were led to believe that hes going to find someway to fix Token and Nichole but he just ends up singing to kyle about how theyre gay because thats quick and easy and he hates kyle.
@@lactate you don't actually believe cartman is straight just because he had a relationship with heidi.. so many gay people out there have been in straight relationships because they didn't know they were gay at first. also kyle has never had a girlfriend. watch the fucking show
Cartman’s speech & singing was so beautiful. He & Kyle should spend their Valentine’s Day together Edit: lmao, I was just kidding. Don’t take it seriously 😂😂😂 Edit 2: I forgot I wrote this comment.
Cartman and Kyle looks so cute as a couple. They should really spend their Valentine’s Day together. I’m glad Cartman sang that cute song for his boyfriend. (Just to be sure, this comment is also a joke if you really are that brain dead.)
Cartman is headed up in the mess, man Headmess is carted up in the man, man Cartmess is manned up in the head, man Manmess is cartheaded in the man, up Upman is Cartman, head in the mess
"You can run all you want. Try to pretend you like girls but DAMNIT, when we kiss there's magic babe!" Im rolling💀💀💀 this man would literally become a transgender, catfish kyle, and then end up on the Jerry Springer show just for the purpose of embarrassment
Kyman episodes for who love the ship; S16 ep 4 S10 ep 2 S14 ep 9 S12 ep 1 S16 ep 7 S15 ep 5 S10 ep 6 Another recommendations (not Kyman); S23 ep 9 S16 ep 11 S4 ep 14 S11 ep 13 S3 ep 1
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I am from Brazil 😆and i need to say🤗 eu amo South park melhor série de todas!
Translacion: I love South Park best tv show ever!
Sorry for my inglish !😓
Yo BASEketball
Kyle is a boy not a girl. And he's a Jewish and Jewish people are friend! Trouble Maker! 😡
@@HogartHughes yeah I watched that movie too
Tyler Rheinford Cia 3d Eye In His Telepathic Brain Speaks To Celebrities In Their Brains With Schitzophrenia in Edmonds Washington Camilla Cabello might be one of the most secret mind reading free masons cia screen actor with telepathy Nic grimmer
Kyle and Cartman's rivalry is honestly one of the most fucking hilarious parts of this show
i know right
Ikr
Ikr
This is easily one of my favorite moments of their rivalry. It perfectly highlights the sheer self destructive limits Cartman will go to in order to sabotage Kyle, or just achieve goals in general.
@@snnnaaaaaakeeeee4470 maybe not self destructive but definitely self sabotaging 😂😂
That made me realize that Cartman is capable of doing ANYTHING to humiliate Kyle, even if that means him marrying him to see him suffer for the rest of his life until his death
Cartman would get himself pregnant with Kyle's baby if he could just to embarass him.
This wasn't even about hating Kyle though.
This was to make Token and Nicole got together just cos they're black.
@@Longshanks1690 yea, but he still doesn’t like him xD
@@joet7136 that’s weird but ur right
@@Longshanks1690 yes but in the process to fuck Kyle's life up
He literally just declared himself gay just to call Kyle gay.
No. To make Nicole choose Token instead of Kyle. Did you watch the episode ??
It’s worth it
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i thought it was to get Nichole to go back to Token.
@@dumzoawillofficalfpdd4565 ye, that too.
0:44 I like how they all looked at him, as if there’s only one Kyle in the stadium and everyone knows who he is
LMAO
LOL
RIGHT LMAO
hes the only one who reacted
They all watch the show too
I love how Cartman ruins every good thing in Kyle’s life in a hilarious way
He's like the almost-hero in the story because Kyle is trying to steal Token's Girlfriend
@@Lexx366 true
Me to
Tyler Rheinford Cia 3d Eye In His Telepathic Brain Speaks To Celebrities In Their Brains With Schitzophrenia in Edmonds Washington Camilla Cabello might be one of the most secret mind reading free masons cia screen actor with telepathy Nic grimmer Edmonds washington
@@samheideki8633 I got a fucking stroke reading this
"Kahl, I love you babe." I died when he said that.
And I love you too.
Thanks babe
One of my favorite parts from another episode probably is Kyle finally saying "My name. Is not. Kyeel."
same. i havent laughed this hard in a while
@@bustinarant My name is kyle not kyeel
I like how everyone knew exactly which Kyle Cartman was talking about
He put the love cam on kyle too though.
Idk man the town’s entire life revolves around the fourth graders 😭
Kyle Cartman has a certain ring to it
@@kaislosser9497 true
@@EarleTKG but after everyone looked at him
It's hilarious how much more effort Cartman puts into antagonizing his nemesis than in any actual romantic relationship he has.
Ok this comment is underrated because THIS IS SO TRUE
And when he was in a relationship with Heidi, he groomed and manipulated her into being a female Cartman.
I wonder how much they paid Brad Paisley to say “with every gay beat of my heart”
Cartman just kidnapped his family
Who.the fuck now
Its not the real brad paisley. Dont u see in the intro thing? It says "All celebrity voices are impersonated.... Poorly"
@@buschfan0818 it is him
@@buschfan0818 in this case in particular, Brad Paisley actually voiced himself.
“The bat mobile is outside seriously guys”
This was a great bit and I wish they used it more.
When I watched the full episode I laughed way too hard at it. They need to use that line more frequently haha
I only have one question about that how did everyone fall for that
@@DgardsGaming Also Cartman has to assume everyone is a normie for superheroes, since there is alot of people who hate it too
I hope they will use that Line more lmao
I love how Cartman humiliated Kyle here. Willing to fake being gay to embarrass him is dedication lmao
@TDarkK That was part of it. But I'm pretty sure he went the extra mile here just for the added benefit of humiliating kyle
Yeah... fake....
Fake, fake, sure. MmmmHM.
Cartman has always been gay. Remember what he did with Butters? Or his tea party with his stuffed animals? Or his Britney Spears-wannabe music video? Signs were always there.
@@james_ford86 no you just being gay now. Cartman no gay
Kyle looking around in complete confusion and anger is the best part of this scene
I really like this one. Cartman really said every gay beat of my heart.” XD😂😂😂
@Seafoam Shimmer this was before cartman and Heidi dated and Wendy already know that kyle is "gay"
This is like Trey Parker singing
a love song to Matt Stone xD
Honestly thats probably how they got the idea lma0
*Oh irk, what would that look like?*
As im typing this comment, Cartman is singing :,)
@@EnclaveSgt of course xD
I respect the lengths Cartman is willing to go to for his ship.
Imagine he actually meant it tho, but was playing it off as a joke.
Kyman shipper: I KNEW IT!!!
All dislikes are from Kyle, he made a lot of youtube accounts
just 9 so far (at a time I'm watching.)
Yeah XD
If Cartman was in the comments he will reply with
YES KYA HAS 9 ACCOUNTS BECAUSE HE'S A JEW
@@superfelipestudios8104 YES KYLE HAS 47 ALT ACCOUNTS CUZ HES A JEW
This comment aged poorly
You guys are getting more self aware of what south park fans wanna see arent you lmao
Well Cartman is just trying to prevent kyle from winning Nicole's heart because token deserves to be with Nicole
@@Lexx366 wait are you saying black people belong with each other?
@@AtypicalStart yep! Token and Nicole are a cute couple :3
Yep lol
@@fishingrod2253 yep
This is my friend, Kyle. He’s taken and he’s cracked at hanuakh, my guy
😭🤣🤣
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I swear cartmen is obsessed with kyle.💀
in the most hateful way he possibly can 💀
Hes obsessed with Kyle’s misery thats for sure
Did you see the episode
0:55 Kyle's face kills me every time
14 Year Old shippers: Ah yes, a dream coming true!
The funny thing is, some of us don't have 14 lmao
..How the fu did you know that so accurately
@NURDHANIYA SYAHIRAH BINTI AMIRUL MUKMININ Moe Mainly because many fujoshi shippers are 14 year old girls.
@@elisabethheiman2104 I think you should really go check how old they are, no* hate.
When I was 14 I was STRICKLY a style shipper but now I've opened my avenues and can see the appeal of Kyman👌
Damn it when we kiss its magic 😂. The lengths cartman goes to is incredible. He maybe a disgusting vile sociopath but there is never half measures for him. And he goes full throttle trying to get something he wants.
The best part is how everyone is so accepting and goes along with it
Only Cartman would get on mic in a full basket ball stadium and embarrass Kyle then have the entire stadium leave
I like how they're correcting every "Token" to "Tolkien".
Bro it's always been Tolkien, what u talkin about..
@@videosicantfind2411 They're correcting themselves. They just misspelled it as "Token" like Cartman did.
@@Klabbity_Kloots nooo, always has been Tolkien, You really read it "token" every time? You have a problem
@@yasatoi3473 Nah, Cartman wrote the captions. I'm telling ya. He don't know how to spell 'cause he's a fucking moron.
fun fact: the only time we see Token now is in the subtitles when Stan says his name 💀💀💀💀
Can we just appreciate how the townspeople are so accepting of it.
I love how everyone knows who kyle is
This made me laugh so hard knowing Kyle was gonna kick his ass 😂
Cartman: I LOVE YOU KYLE 😀😍❤💜💙💚
Kyle: 😡🤬😳
Kyman shippers: Now this looks like a job for me
LITERALLY LMAO
@Your Local Druggo What’s the difference?
@@antelope1708 there literally is none
LMFAO LITERALLY
@@antelope1708 LMAO
Looks like cartman's playing cupid by pretending to be gay. Who else wanna play cupid?
Black live matter
Cupid IS gay
@@randymcdonald2995 I wanna know who asked
Yo
Cartman isn't "pretending" to be gay. He IS gay. Remember what he did with Butters? Remember his tea party with his stuffed animals? Remember him dressing up like Britney Spears and singing about "touch my body!"? Lots of signs there, man.
We need South Park now, more than ever.
Ikr season 25 patience
South Parq
I like how Cartman and Kyle have a Batman and Joker type relationship
Cartman actually meant every word he said
I love kyles face when it goes:
D:
Ngl. I get legitimately upset when I remember how often Cartman ruins Kyle’s life. Like… c’mon. Just give him a break. Kyle just needs one win. Please. I beg of you.
it's not like Kyle always loses to Cartman. For example the tourettes episode, or cartoon wars. And he has beaten Cartman up. It's just a continuous rivalry.
he got multiple ones. watch him punch cartman
Well, Cartman lost everything in the special episodes just for the sake of everyone else 😢
@@Leyladjdjx it's the ultimate trolling. cartman got everyone to feel sorry for him after all this time. :p
@@613-shadow9Everyone love Cartman. He’s the best person in the all series.
I don't ship them but this is hilarious.
I don't know many Kyman shippers. Mainly because I think most people don't understand why some people think that a Jew and an anti-Semite would make a cute couple. Personally, I don't really ship anyone with anyone on the show (except for Creek). However, I DEFINITELY don't ship anyone with Cartman, especially when he was with Heidi. (Yes, I know that the ship name's Heiman, but I don't like to point it out since it coincidently happens to be my last name as well.) His treatment of her the entire time was just awful.
@@elisabethheiman2104 Thanks for the explanation, but it's just an animation, relax
@@mmdev7 I am relaxed. I guess I may have seem upset in my comment but I'm fine.
@@elisabethheiman2104 what’s ship on this context mean?
How can people ship and respect two dudes kissing like wtaf
Kyle's entire face says "what the absolute fuck"
Cartman's covers make every song 10000 times better
The fact that Cartman will do whatever it takes to get the job done, proves he is the OG
1:12 the man singing in the background with Cartman always kills me!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who is he, is he real?
That's the real Brad Paisley, look it up!
@@yoshifan3611 thank you
That actually made me cry and laugh and the same time. So beautiful
“but damn it when we kiss, it’s magic!”
Cartman is that voice inside that you can't keep quiet. Cartman lives in us all.
Cartman is gay for Kyle ok thats cool and all. but where's the batmobile?
I dont need sleep, I need answers.
this guy asking the real questions
Outside
Right.
"With every gay beat of my heart" lmao
I swear kyle!
I love Cartman so damn much! I love to see how far he goes to get his wishes granted ❤️👏👏👏
Poor Kyle, Cartman loves to ruin everything for him!
@Eric Cartman Dang it Cartman!
@Eric Cartman LMAO
And yet people support Kyman for who knows what reason...
@@CadenIsCaden I know right? Why do people support a one sided relationship, when Kyle has no feelings for Cartman and Kyle is the victim.
@@LegoReader12345hello True, I don't mean the whole community but more than half of the fandom is kind of shit anyways, all I've ever seen when it came to ships is just Boy X Boy, I think we can all agree the only ONE straight ship we've seen pretty often is Stan and Wendy.
The guy made all this up and did all of this just so that the 2 black kids in his school will date eachother hahaha
Dedication to being an ignorant person. Ah, beautiful
Cartman and Kyle have a complicated relationship to put it mildly.
Cartman is willing to ruin his reputation to humiliate Kyle
What reputation
@@nxbula7540 the reputation to being racist and homophobe
Love makes you do crazy things.
I love how before this were led to believe that hes going to find someway to fix Token and Nichole but he just ends up singing to kyle about how theyre gay because thats quick and easy and he hates kyle.
What if Cartman is actually a closet homosexual and he actually rips on Kyle because he likes him? (South Park Theory of the Week)
That's been a theory for the past twenty-five years
Its kinda wholesome how the whole crowd is so supportive of cartman and kyles gay relationship lol
So the cameraman knew exactly who was Kyle lmao
Damn dude. Kyle almost got a gf just for Cartman to ruin it like that
"I love you with every gay beat of my heart" that is so original.
The worst thing is it's true, and Kyle knows it
but they both end up with girlfriends so idk what your talking about.
then get back to your coloring book
@@lactate you don't actually believe cartman is straight just because he had a relationship with heidi.. so many gay people out there have been in straight relationships because they didn't know they were gay at first. also kyle has never had a girlfriend. watch the fucking show
bruh they both hate eachother. An Anti-Semite and a Jew dont sound like they'd care for one another too much.
@@weenbeen9104 On the surface, yeah. But, subconscious is one hell of a drug and Eric surrendered to his for a moment to embarrass Kyle
Every song cartman touches becomes a masterpiece 🔥😎
This is one of the best Cartman and Kyle scenes!!
I’LL BE THERE KYLE!!! I SWEAR KYLE!!
I,LL BE THERE KAHLLLLLL~~~~~
Cartman’s speech & singing was so beautiful. He & Kyle should spend their Valentine’s Day together
Edit: lmao, I was just kidding. Don’t take it seriously 😂😂😂
Edit 2: I forgot I wrote this comment.
I'm pretty sure that he was joking to make Kyle look gay. So no. Absolutley not.
Hell yeah 😆
Cartman and Kyle looks so cute as a couple. They should really spend their Valentine’s Day together. I’m glad Cartman sang that cute song for his boyfriend.
(Just to be sure, this comment is also a joke if you really are that brain dead.)
@@jackfreeman1776 The funny thing is when Cartman gave Kyle aids people would call them a couple too.
I just love Cartman dedication ruin everything nice that happened to Kyle.
Cartman wasnt faking here. He actually has gay feelings for kyle, and pretends to hate kyle to cancel out these feelings
Kyle's pissed.
Cartman has a deep love for hating Kyle
this wasn't about hating Kyle. he just wanted Token and that girl to be together
@@lactate no, it's always about hating Kyle.
Lmao Cartman's a sadist
More like a deep hate for loving Kyle.
Cartman is messed up in the head man 😂😂
Cartman is headed up in the mess, man
Headmess is carted up in the man, man
Cartmess is manned up in the head, man
Manmess is cartheaded in the man, up
Upman is Cartman, head in the mess
At this point it’s just impossible to not admit that cartman is gay for kyle
1:23 THE CHEERING LOL
I love how Kyle looks around in embarrassment and anger 😭🤚
I wonder how Kyle didn't still dislike this video
I like how the crowed new who Kyle was before they showed him on the big screen 🤣
Cartman: Try to pretend you like girls but damn it when we kiss there's magic. Lol
it's interesting how every time someone is interested in kyle, cartman kind of ruins it. kyle might die alone.
He won't die alone, he'll always have Cartman.
Trey pretending to be gay to prevent Matt and Angela dating xD
I don’t even think Cartman asked Brad Paisley to jump in on backup. I think he did that himself 😂
Cartman did all this so that Token and Nicole would get together
:16 to :33 though ❤️😭 very Kool part of his speech
I love how most celebrities appearances are voiced by Stone or Parker, but they actually got Brad Paisley to do this
Cartman seriously hates Kyle enough to do that. 😂👌🏻
Hate? Nah he’s in denial
@@AlltimefoxDenial of what ???
0:26 anyone notice that Craig has a hot dog with a big sausage in it
I love how surprised and yet mad Kyle is, and how nobody seems to notice it
I can’t wait for the shippers in the comments
No hate
I'm already seen them
i'm here hello
@@blulshit hello
There is no waiting.
So that’s how the fanfics started
And this was before south park ever had a whole foods
And they changed Token's name in the subtitles to Tolkien 😂 I love them
Kyle and cartman are like batman and joker
1:42 Yep, let's face it that's how everyone would react, lol
Did they really get Brad Paisley to sing "i love you with every gay beat of my heart"
"You can run all you want. Try to pretend you like girls but DAMNIT, when we kiss there's magic babe!" Im rolling💀💀💀 this man would literally become a transgender, catfish kyle, and then end up on the Jerry Springer show just for the purpose of embarrassment
top 10 times actors weren't acting
the bat moblie tricked me before but its inside the white van
Craig and tweek:
*Excuse Me, What The Fuck?!*
Kyman episodes for who love the ship;
S16 ep 4
S10 ep 2
S14 ep 9
S12 ep 1
S16 ep 7
S15 ep 5
S10 ep 6
Another recommendations (not Kyman);
S23 ep 9
S16 ep 11
S4 ep 14
S11 ep 13
S3 ep 1
That batmobile idea is genius
I was young when I started watching this and I still love it
Same, I was 12 years old
Gonna be real here, I actually watched and enjoyed South Park since I was 10 years old. Basically this show is apart of my childhood. :)
I started watching it when I was 6
I started watching south park when I was five
damn i started when i was 9
For everyone who read this comment I want to said... hurry the batmobile is outside
Really? *Leaves*
I read this and ran outside but I didn’t see the batmobile. I’m very sad now 😢
You’ll be hearing from my lawyers 😭😭😭
What ?!
this will always be my favorite episode.
Which episode is this I wanna watch it now
@@ItzaMeBT Season 16 episode 7
SAME its funny asf 😭