@@aypapi1371 I really do wonder about that. I think that the combination of his lifestyle and fame changes after the success of the show, coupled with the resoundingly negative reaction to many details about the story's finale, put a serious damper on his motivation. He went from someone who had a really good series with an ending still to finish to someone who now has to match or exceed the quality of something that was once beloved but then came to be rejected. That's gotta be tough but he's got no one to blame but himself.
George actually found South Park's parody of him very funny. I love that his one critique was that the show portrayed him as having an obsession with wieners ("My actual obsession is with boobies.") and not that he exposed himself in front of two children. 🤣
You can tell a lot about a celebrity about how they deal with a South Park parody of them... Kanye somehow missing the joke and just adding to it. Or Snooki who loved it despite how they made her too sexy in the show compared to reality
Has he seen it yet? I heard he was afraid to watch it but he had his friends and family watch it and they were divided on weather he should watch it so he hasn't.
The Wiener Wiener-song has ruined the actual theme song for me forever. Everytime I hear the GoT theme song, I start humming "Wiener, Wiener, Wiener... " 😂
i blazed through 4 or so books in the series a long time ago, quitting when i realized they were quite repetitive. i don't remember that much about the wieners. was there a lot? (edit: ah--just asking for a friend)
After hearing Game of Thrones fans talk about how much they hated the last few seasons, I get the feeling nothing but giant wieners would've been a vast improvement.
When people are disappointing with HBO’s Game of Thrones season 8 but honestly, I knew it was going to end badly because George R. R. Martin couldn't even conclude his own story. This is what Trey and Matt have been trying to tell us. HBO can't even wait for the guy to finish his books, so they just make things up for the sake of ending the series. Game of Thrones is all the build up but no pay off.
"Game of Thrones" Season 8 is old if not even ancient news by now, "House of the Dragon" is the new 💩 and a both, visually and plotwise great one indeed, may i add - every episode tastes like fine 🍯 Met. 🍷
@denisrutz House of the Dragon is complete ass 😭 George R.R. Martin is a major blue baller. Great build-up that leads to a great climax and then all of a sudden your weiner stops working and can't cum
A weak excuse that doesn’t really have merit when the writers actively disregarded the content they STILL had, they just didn’t want to follow the books anymore. Shit like “bad pussy” and barristen getting shanked in an alleyway were all show original. All of Dorne got taken out back and shot to death.
I think the main problem is, that the end of the story as is, actually IS how GRRM has planned it out. and ppl didnt like it. has nothing to do with all the fuckups that happened before. now why should he finish something he KNOWS ppl will be upset about? pretty big dent in his motivation I guess.
Butter's is such a fool. He should've just asked about the dragon's weiners. I bet they've got massive hogs and George could go on for hours about them!
People tends to throw questions like "does GRRM owes the fans the next book?", while the truth is people are mad because the guy just keeps promising and hyping up the fans with his stupid blog post and "release prediction". I mean if he just be honest people wouldn't be as mad.
At this point, he’s kind of become a prisoner of his own expectations. I imagine there’s almost NO WAY he could find a way to SATISFACTORILY conclude these books without a few thousand embittered crazy fans threatening to doxx him and burn his estate down. So he might be hoping to QUIETLY bide his time until Game of Thrones isn’t as POPULAR in the mainstream as it currently is so he can then just nonchalantly “dribble out” the last books without any major fanfare surrounding it.
@@jaythomas468 exactly, dude. It's like that south park episode, you're hungry and George told you that he's buying pizza and it's on its way. Hours later the pizza is still not there and when asked about it, he still hasn't order the dang thing. I mean of course people have expectations when he's the one making that expectations in the first place.
WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER WEINER That still enters my head randomly when hearing the Game of Thrones theme and I start laughing HYSTERICALLY during the intro credits while everyone looks at me like I’m INSANE. 😂
At this point I've made my peace with it. If he never finishes the series I'm grateful for the amazing series of books he gave us and if he does finish Winds of Winter (at the least) then I'll be there day one to buy the book.
And the worst part is, the moment the show atually got to zombies and dragon war was when it started going downhill. We should have appreciated the wieners more.
*George Arrr Arrr Martin with Elden Ring's first draft:* The Church Of The Two Wieners! *Miyazaki with the revision:* The Two Toes! *Bandai Namco:* Oh no, not again! Neither, or you're both fired!
I love how after he buzzes them in, he comes running out the door to the front yard, as if he dropped everything he was doing, in a hurry!! 😂 No security guard, buttler, etc. or anything!
It's 2024, George R R Martin is 75 yo and massively overweight... So yeah, odds are it's never gonna get finished because he will (IMO, unfortunately) die sooner than it's done.
theres probably enough material for Winds of Winter to get released, even if he's not the one who finalizes it and puts it all together. A Dream of Spring? A dream of a book is more like it. Never gonna get done.
We never got those pizzas did we George? We got the soda, the chips, the garlic knots. We’ve had to make 3 oven pizzas. Get the pizzas on the freaking road already George. Get on with it.
In a way From soft did him a favor he could do what he always does write something uber complicated that no matter what will have an unsatisfying ending and just gave it to the japanese AND THENY BLEW IT OUT OF THE PARK - AND - somehow managed to put in so many berzerk references that its bordering on fanfiction
I worked in a bookstore for ten years, and people used to ask every day about these books. He would put out the books online, a chapter at a time, before ever publishing them because he was working on the series. It's was sooooo annoying, almost as bad as the twihards (that's what booksellers called twilight fans). Frankly, if you're dammed by god, you shouldn't sparkle in the sunlight.
I love the nonsensical plot points to avoid spoilers. Sam facing Stannis Baratheon’s army and Jon Snow Fighting Jamie Lannister. I saw this episode before I started watching Game of Thrones so it kinda gave me a few false expectations, there really wasn’t that many weiners😂
As someone who hasn't read the books, I don't get this joke. In the show there are only two instances of weeners being visible. Is the book packed of them or what?
Getting hit with a mini-van got King to finish The Dark Tower series, I'm just saying. But honestly i don't care anymore about GoT, at this point i've forgotten most things and i'm not rereading the series. Much better books to reread.
A Game of Thrones August 6, 1996 A Clash of Kings November 16, 1998 A Storm of Swords August 8, 2000 A Feast for Crows October 17, 2005 Martin wrote a message at the end of book 4 that it’s only half the story for one book and the rest of the intended novel will be in book 5 which would release “by next year, hopefully.” A Dance with Dragons July 12, 2011 Game of Thrones 2011-2019 Martin: don’t worry guys winter is coming.
The jokes about George taking ages to order the pizza have aged like fine wine.
I can’t believe the last proper ASOIAF book that came out was literally before I or a lot of people here were born.
@@billqiu4692are you 15?
@@nickb7704 be predatory somewhere else man
@@dekuuchiha9990 yeah doesn’t sound quite right😂 my bad
@@dekuuchiha9990 predator lives matter, go be a racist bitch somewhere else
For perspective, as of this writing (7-6-24), the books are still at the exact same point in the story that they were when this episode aired.
I’m still waiting on the darn dragons..
I don't think he cares to finish them.
@@aypapi1371 I really do wonder about that. I think that the combination of his lifestyle and fame changes after the success of the show, coupled with the resoundingly negative reaction to many details about the story's finale, put a serious damper on his motivation. He went from someone who had a really good series with an ending still to finish to someone who now has to match or exceed the quality of something that was once beloved but then came to be rejected. That's gotta be tough but he's got no one to blame but himself.
That's both hilarious and sad.
Oh he's never going to finish those books. The extremely crappy ending to the tv show made sure of that.
George ARGH ARGH Martin😂😂
George Arr Arr Martin 🦜🏴☠️
OP's was better
Original Commenter's was better
Lmao that shit was hilarious South Park got the funniest random jokes
The pizzas still haven't arrived
Don't worry, Pizzas are on their way! There gonna be amazing!
5 on the way their gonna be HUGE!!!
And they never will
This was posted 10 years ago
Don’t worry, the pizzas are still coming! They’re gonna be GIGANTIC!
I remember when my parents would be like “yeah the food is on the way”. Only to find out 20 mins later they want me to order it 😂
And then he takes out his weiner and goes durldurldurldurldurl
No one cares
@@toby099 over 200 people liked the comment m8
@@toby099you’re either an only child, or a middle 😊
Horses have one quality that is unmatched by any other mode of transportation.
dangling wieners
Shame that dragons lay eggs instead of being mammals... the again they still should have HEMIPENIS
"AHHHHHHHH!" 🤬
Weiner, weiner, weiner...
George actually found South Park's parody of him very funny. I love that his one critique was that the show portrayed him as having an obsession with wieners ("My actual obsession is with boobies.") and not that he exposed himself in front of two children. 🤣
You can tell a lot about a celebrity about how they deal with a South Park parody of them... Kanye somehow missing the joke and just adding to it. Or Snooki who loved it despite how they made her too sexy in the show compared to reality
@@danmaddox2849 But Kanye really is. a gay fish.
Has he seen it yet? I heard he was afraid to watch it but he had his friends and family watch it and they were divided on weather he should watch it so he hasn't.
@@danmaddox2849and Tom Cruise threatening Paramount
@@maxpops8427 Oh nobody listens to that fudge packer anymore 😂
The Wiener Wiener-song has ruined the actual theme song for me forever. Everytime I hear the GoT theme song, I start humming "Wiener, Wiener, Wiener... " 😂
“Star Wars, nothing but Star Waaarrrs…” 🎶
Next time you hear that, I’ll be by your side “…. One wiener next to another wiener!” 🎶
Thanks South Park for ruining us all.
Ruined? Or enhanced?
Just as Trey and Matt intended… lmao
The sounds and little dance he does when describinga dangling weiner has got to be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.🤣
Describing? He whipped his out.
Lou-di-di-dou-li-di-dou
i blazed through 4 or so books in the series a long time ago, quitting when i realized they were quite repetitive. i don't remember that much about the wieners. was there a lot? (edit: ah--just asking for a friend)
Trey has the funniest voice dude I love it
As soon as I saw George on a horse I knew exactly what he was going to say 😂
George is ahorse?
@@JoeSmith-rq3qy 'on a horse'
Where horses go?
George was last seen ahorse?
@@CHRB-nn6qpPretty sure George is a horse my guy
Man, 10 years ago when people were excited for black friday and game of thrones
Now a days you can just get the stuff delivered from online and save the pain of dealing with ignorant crowds.
@@justinw7323 Even a decade ago, Black Friday was already a gimmick that didn't offer anything particularly good. Online shopping killed it long ago.
After hearing Game of Thrones fans talk about how much they hated the last few seasons, I get the feeling nothing but giant wieners would've been a vast improvement.
Yeah, actually
What about......Giant Dragon Wieners
Only dragon dongs could have saved Season 8.
@@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405gay giant dragon wieners
@@doubledoubleusmokymirror4d405I read a hentai about that once. Daenarris taken that dragon cock. Was pretty hot.
When people are disappointing with HBO’s Game of Thrones season 8 but honestly, I knew it was going to end badly because George R. R. Martin couldn't even conclude his own story. This is what Trey and Matt have been trying to tell us. HBO can't even wait for the guy to finish his books, so they just make things up for the sake of ending the series. Game of Thrones is all the build up but no pay off.
"Game of Thrones" Season 8 is old if not even ancient news by now, "House of the Dragon" is the new 💩 and a both, visually and plotwise great one indeed, may i add - every episode tastes like fine 🍯 Met. 🍷
@denisrutz House of the Dragon is complete ass 😭 George R.R. Martin is a major blue baller. Great build-up that leads to a great climax and then all of a sudden your weiner stops working and can't cum
I really hope Joe Abercrombie gets permission to finish ASOIAF. He’s the only one that can do it I think
A weak excuse that doesn’t really have merit when the writers actively disregarded the content they STILL had, they just didn’t want to follow the books anymore.
Shit like “bad pussy” and barristen getting shanked in an alleyway were all show original. All of Dorne got taken out back and shot to death.
I think the main problem is, that the end of the story as is, actually IS how GRRM has planned it out. and ppl didnt like it. has nothing to do with all the fuckups that happened before. now why should he finish something he KNOWS ppl will be upset about? pretty big dent in his motivation I guess.
Matt & Trey have an amazing talent of poking fun and pointing out problems in life, but they can only do it as crudely as possible.
It's a curse they must life with.
Butters might secretly be the smartest most observant character in the entire show
Butter's is such a fool. He should've just asked about the dragon's weiners. I bet they've got massive hogs and George could go on for hours about them!
damn it now I'm aroused thinking of massive dragon cock.
the wiener wiener acapella has lived rent free in my head for years.
“pizza’s on their way, they are gonna be AMAZING”
this is funny for some reason
People tends to throw questions like "does GRRM owes the fans the next book?", while the truth is people are mad because the guy just keeps promising and hyping up the fans with his stupid blog post and "release prediction". I mean if he just be honest people wouldn't be as mad.
At this point, he’s kind of become a prisoner of his own expectations.
I imagine there’s almost NO WAY he could find a way to SATISFACTORILY conclude these books without a few thousand embittered crazy fans threatening to doxx him and burn his estate down.
So he might be hoping to QUIETLY bide his time until Game of Thrones isn’t as POPULAR in the mainstream as it currently is so he can then just nonchalantly “dribble out” the last books without any major fanfare surrounding it.
@@jaythomas468 exactly, dude. It's like that south park episode, you're hungry and George told you that he's buying pizza and it's on its way. Hours later the pizza is still not there and when asked about it, he still hasn't order the dang thing. I mean of course people have expectations when he's the one making that expectations in the first place.
@@jaythomas468I doubt GOT will ever lose steam especially with House of the Dragons still going
@@dantederi5062then you’ve also always got that starving guy in the corner going “bro he doesn’t owe us pizza”
That's why he hasn't released predictions for a few years now, he's just letting it take it's time.
It is 2024 and he still hasn't ordered those pizzas!
4:30 And this is why Miyazaki chose Martin for Elden Ring they found a common appreciation for Berserk's Horse Scene
WEINER
WEINER WEINER
WEINER WEINER
That still enters my head randomly when hearing the Game of Thrones theme and I start laughing HYSTERICALLY during the intro credits while everyone looks at me like I’m INSANE. 😂
Not just two pizzas, ther there’s gonna be 5 AND THERE GONNA BE HUGE 🤣
I can't imagine how much they laughed while writing this episode.
and Martin still hasn't finished
Its coming just hold on
This was 10 years ago…
It's coming, don't worry. Btw what kind of book do you want?
Oh, they're on the way.
At this point I've made my peace with it. If he never finishes the series I'm grateful for the amazing series of books he gave us and if he does finish Winds of Winter (at the least) then I'll be there day one to buy the book.
It’s been ten years… and that stupid pizza still isn’t here.
Didn't the producers and the writers of game of thrones see this episode and I change their writing style afterwards?
lmaoo yes😂
Wait what did they change about it lol
@@Downtown420less weiners
@@BrianSmith-yq7ysand then added a million weiner jokes in the last season
That’s all Tyrion ever talked about with Varys, eunuch jokes
And the worst part is, the moment the show atually got to zombies and dragon war was when it started going downhill.
We should have appreciated the wieners more.
5:35 pretty much sums up how everyone felt watching GoT till the end.
In 2 years, the waiting for this book will literally be the entire duration of the series before.
It’s been 4739 days since a dance with dragons
0:27 season 8 is gonna disappoint yall on a super mega level.
Pizzas are coming. They’re gonna be amazing hahahaha
What's really funny to me here is that George R.R. Martin won't talk to fans but will gladly let in haters
*George Arrr Arrr Martin with Elden Ring's first draft:* The Church Of The Two Wieners!
*Miyazaki with the revision:* The Two Toes!
*Bandai Namco:* Oh no, not again! Neither, or you're both fired!
**Sweating Profusely Miyazaki looks to the Souls Community and their soapstone writings**
"Try Finger, but hole"
"The Two Fingers!!!!"
The way he said RR lol
They really hit him with the Theon Greyjoy special at the end there 😂
Butters kinda has a point..
Yeah Wonder how he feels about the boys
2:12 I’m dead 😂 💀
🤣
I watched this stoned and i couldnt control my laughter when martin twirls his wiener in front of butters while yelling "lirtle lirtle lirtle" lmao
The most accurate portrayal of GRRM.
The thing is though, the pizzas really are on their way
This and SNL's "Jon Snow Resurrection" skit are the best ways to describe waiting for "Winds of Winter"
Still waiting on those pizzas
"Don't worry, they're coming!"
What's funny is George knows about South Park doing this, and his retort is "If anyone knows me, I like boobs."
I love how after he buzzes them in, he comes running out the door to the front yard, as if he dropped everything he was doing, in a hurry!! 😂 No security guard, buttler, etc. or anything!
This was hilarious!
I forgot he gets his shit cut off too lmao
Seriously, what happened to our literature since 1991?
🤦
Butters should watch hotd, much more balanced dragon to weiner ratio
George Aarg Aarg Martin 😅
This is the opposite of The Acolyte
5:15
Winds of Winter moment
The reality is, that Martin will die before the books are finished.
Is this George ARR ARR Martin?
3:50 Very smooth cut
What about this cut? 5:36
no wonder we cant have a finished a song of fire and ice book series cuz gorge is to busy playing with sausages 😅
2:08 2:13 2:21
Why wasn’t Chris Hansen involved? 😂 2:13
Still, that sound absolutely kills. 😂😂😂
“Get on with it George!” 😂😂😂
Akschually it's called a fat pink mast in the books.
The latest episode of South Park titled Not Suitable for Children has lots of wiener scenes from Randy Marsh!😂
I almost fell out of my chair laughing the first time the camera zoomed out and his dicks just hanging there
The pizzas still haven't arrived.
It's 2024, George R R Martin is 75 yo and massively overweight... So yeah, odds are it's never gonna get finished because he will (IMO, unfortunately) die sooner than it's done.
He will never get it done, because till this upcoming summer, he'll be busy flapping around his wiener for "House of the Dragon: Season 2". 😅 🍯 🍷
theres probably enough material for Winds of Winter to get released, even if he's not the one who finalizes it and puts it all together. A Dream of Spring? A dream of a book is more like it. Never gonna get done.
I think he’ll release them both at the same time
Nah he looks healthy
Joe Abercrombie could finish them!
Hi still one of the funniest shows around ,got better as South Park got older ,thanks for sharing ,
2:20 hrrdildrrrdilrdilrdrrrr
I'd like to blame Angel Dust Who written the script in The Game of Thrones.
We never got those pizzas did we George?
We got the soda, the chips, the garlic knots. We’ve had to make 3 oven pizzas.
Get the pizzas on the freaking road already George. Get on with it.
3:30 king Joffrey is that small boy just into his adolescence right?😂
In a way From soft did him a favor
he could do what he always does write something uber complicated that no matter what will have an unsatisfying ending
and just gave it to the japanese
AND THENY BLEW IT OUT OF THE PARK - AND - somehow managed to put in so many berzerk references that its bordering on fanfiction
Well guess what, we got the prince who was promised in HOTD season 2, Aemond came out of brothel as GRRM wanted
I of course had to watch this again after HOTD S2E3 😆🐉🍆
I can no longer listen to the theme song and think that it is badass. Thanks south park.
Maybe he'll say, "fuck it," and just merge the lore with Elden Ring.
They basically turned him into a flasher
Well going by the stuff he comes up with for his novels he probably has some weird fetishes
No puede ser que la reina Isabel murio ash gano un campeonato Pokémon y se va a lanzar gta vi antes que George termine su libro
From the bright side he ordered sushi when pizza is still on the way and thanks to Miyazaki delivery guy it arrived at least
Sounds like they recruited George here to help direct episode 6 of The Acolyte.
Shiddywok, take your orrar pree?
I worked in a bookstore for ten years, and people used to ask every day about these books. He would put out the books online, a chapter at a time, before ever publishing them because he was working on the series. It's was sooooo annoying, almost as bad as the twihards (that's what booksellers called twilight fans). Frankly, if you're dammed by god, you shouldn't sparkle in the sunlight.
13 years...
It's been 13 years since aDwD.
Damn, to non-book readers watching this the part about joffrey being poisoned was kind of a spoiler
Everyone in the choir sounds like Trey. Did he record all those voices just for one gag?
What kind of pizzas do you want
Meatlovers
That’s why the give you when you’re full testastrone - Zootopia
"hello is this george ARGH ARGH martins house?" The fuck 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Weiner, Weiner, Weiner, Weiner......😂
2024 and we still waiting
Almost 15 years since the last book.
I love the nonsensical plot points to avoid spoilers. Sam facing Stannis Baratheon’s army and Jon Snow Fighting Jamie Lannister. I saw this episode before I started watching Game of Thrones so it kinda gave me a few false expectations, there really wasn’t that many weiners😂
As someone who hasn't read the books, I don't get this joke. In the show there are only two instances of weeners being visible. Is the book packed of them or what?
Not really. There’s one brief description of Tyrion’s penis being ugly, and Sam’s penis is famously called a “fat pink mast”, but that’s basically it.
Getting hit with a mini-van got King to finish The Dark Tower series, I'm just saying. But honestly i don't care anymore about GoT, at this point i've forgotten most things and i'm not rereading the series. Much better books to reread.
2:00 George, it’s called a “fat pink mast”, get your facts straight next time.
Take a ride on the Samwell Harley
He gonna die before the next book
George loved these episodes.
He said they were weinerific
Fun fact, this is real actual footage of GRRM giving footnotes to the writers for seasons 7-8
Ure were in a shopping cart for 20 yrs HAHAH
i mean
he wasn’t wrong
😂😂😂😂😂 I can't stop laughing
I believe you might be missing the point of the show.
Samwell and his pink maste
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A Game of Thrones August 6, 1996
A Clash of Kings November 16, 1998
A Storm of Swords August 8, 2000
A Feast for Crows October 17, 2005
Martin wrote a message at the end of book 4 that it’s only half the story for one book and the rest of the intended novel will be in book 5 which would release “by next year, hopefully.”
A Dance with Dragons July 12, 2011
Game of Thrones 2011-2019
Martin: don’t worry guys winter is coming.