4:57 I would love to see Phil actually try to pull that shit at Gamestop, "Welcome to Gamestop, can I help you?" "Yeah! This game took 5 minutes to install! It made my Let's Play really shitty!" "Sir, the package is open, and the game works fine. We can't take it back." "AWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT? This is bullshit! Playing videogames is my full time job! You don't care about your fans at all! I'm a former profighting game champion, and one of the top gaming channels on RUclips! Do you have any idea who I am?" "Game Grumps?" "Fuck you!"
@@MediaGhost_ Yeah, sorry. I don't know them. Because I actually don't really think that they were ever really "that" funny, anyways. But I'm sure a lot of people found them funny?
The thing I hated about this playthrough with the Linelauncher is he actually stopped the video claiming he was stuck and needed to take a break. Then when he came back stated he was in the shower when it "suddenly struck" him. That of course being code for "I went online and looked it up". Lying to his fans as usual. Tho he did actually admit it later in another playthrough that he did indeed look it up online.
I was looking for this. I knew it when he watched it how hard he struggled with the idea of the line launcher. Now, he literally has the chat hold his hand through every game when he’s stuck.
That line launcher fail was worse than the video shows. He forgets it three times in a row, delaying each progress by several minutes. You'd think he would've learned the first time it took him an hour to remember that he has it. Also, just before the final Joker confrontation, he goes all the way around the island b/c he didn't notice or remember the doorway right beside the locked gate at 1:03:33 that he has already used many times.
No they're not. You need to understand when you need to attack and when to counter. If you just mash either you're gonna lose. You can't get a big combo going by just repeatedly hitting the attack button.
"That was unexpected. Who would have figured the deranged murder would kill the little doll." Well to be honest with you Joker Phil does not expect anything as he has no functioning brain.
He still bitched, but it was because people tried to send him Friend Requests over PS3 and Xbox 360 and he wasn't constantly getting trolled via live chat.
This was the game that restored the people's faith in Batman, because literally before Asylum, nobody thought there'd be a good Batman game ever. But Arkham Asylum came along, with both the late, great, legends themselves Kevin Conroy, and Mark Hamill, reprise their roles as Batman and The Joker, and give us something that most of us thought that we would NEVER see. Well, I was almost beginning to think that something awesome like Asylum would've had to have come along, eventually, but this quickly? And have it be so amazing, that kick-started the best Batman games, (except maybe Arkham Knight, and Origins wasn't great, but Troy Baker's Joker was pretty good). But Arkham Asylum is still a great game. But I wish I could go back and play Arkham City too...I can go either way on Arkham Knight, but I just wanted to go back and play Asylum and City again...they're the 2 best Batman games. Especially City.
Batman playthrough: "No, we don't need subtitles. We're not fucking deaf." Max Payne playthrough: "This is good. We've already got a cutscene and no options to use subtitles. That's always good."
19:49 made the same mistake as DSP when I first played this game, the only reason I wasn't ashamed of myself was because I was like 8, I was a little ass kid, DSP in this video is like 25, I'm surprised this dude graduated highschool.
The Quinn part made me nearly lose my mind. He probably just looked at chat anyway and pretended to figure out. Very convenient how is suddenly sprinted to the upstairs and found the grapple spot. He did not even sound surprised, just called it tricky. Amazes me to this day how someone who plays so many games can be this bad at video games.
Exactly. Dark Souls is hard so you can excuse him sucking at it to a degree, but the Akrham series is so easy I didn't even think it was possible to suck at them.
I'm not surprised that he wasn't good at this. It was a brand new game he was playing for the first time. What amazes me is he never got any better at it. He was just as bad at the combat in Arkham City and even Origins even though the controls were basically identical.
It's baffling. I beat all 4 Arkham games so when Spiderman PS4 came out I played it on the hardest difficulty from the getgo with no problems. Phil also played all 4 Arkham games, and still played Spiderman on normal and sucked at the combat.
The thing I can't stand the most about his arkham playthroughs is his extremely poor skill in the combat. All he does is just mash the attack button and once in a while the counter button. He very rarely racks up a high enough combo to do special moves (which is pathetic cause you only need 8 or 5 depending if you upgrade) because he doesn't use rhythm to his attacks or use any gadgets to stun enemies and open up opportunities for attack, then calls the combat simplistic, when it can actually be very complex when you do it correctly. I'd know since its very easy for me to get over 100 hits in a combo given enough enemies.
100-hit combo? Nice! I've only been able to pull off a 53-hit combo (in Arkham City, anyway), but even that's better than anything DSP did in the Arkham series.
Jeremy Stephenson I was the same as you before I played the combat challenges. Trust me, if you spend enough time you will easily be able to get over 100 combo count
5:30 I know it's fairly blurred out but why did DSP think that was a good idea to show that off if he couldn't download it then? I'm just imagining someone somehow figured it out and stole the code from him lol.
Mr Kody But that's not the "real game experience". That's the bit we all hate. Why are people so quick to defend him? You're right, nothing but a lazy ass.
18:40 Honestly I probably did worse than him at that segment, due to a part where you had to drop down and I had no idea what the keybind was to do that.
19:25 that's........ gotta be a joke, right? He's trolling us, there's......... there's no way he's really stumped when TWICE the camera moved for him showing a grapple point. Right?
Phil: There's the new Batmobile Me: No, it's not new. It's the same one from the animated series, just graphically updated for the game. Phil: Harley Quinn with a huge tit job Me: Compared to the animated series, I'd say they're the same size. Phil: Some guy who cut the shit out of himself, not sure if he's supposed to be a villain or not Me: Dude has "cut the shit out of himself", is holding a huge knife, looks like a fucking psychopath and you're not sure if he's supposed to be a villain, For Real? Phil: We're four minutes into this game and we haven't started it yet Me: YOU ARE four minutes into this game. WE ARE four minutes into this video wondering why you are recording the "installing game data" screen.
I thought the Batmobile looked like a combination of the Animated Series Batmobile and the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. Nevertheless, the Batmobile always looks cool. Coolest car in all of comics.
This is... pretty decent. Aparte from being recorded offscreen and all that. Phil was just an average guy playing a game for the first time. How in all hell the current DSP happened?
Josh Sinclair It's really pathetic when even the likes of Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and Tobuscus look better then Phil. DSP is the bottom of the let's play barrel.
He might get A FEW more viewers if he acted like he cared A LITTLE when he played games. He couldn’t care less about playing well and getting invested in the story. It’s called putting forth an effort. He wants to call this his “job”, well, be proud of your work and do it well. Take some pride in it FFS.
This was in 2009. This was before dsp became the manchild that he is today. As you can tell, there's no stream, dsp doesn't bitch and moan every 10 minutes, in fact, this was before he even partnered with machinima. In retrospect, he's tolerable during this time. He barely burps, clears his throat, or makes complaints every couple seconds. Dsp's RUclips career is very similar to Star Wars as I can see. 2009 was phantom menace and attack of the clones, 2010 was ROTS, 2011-12 was a new hope, and 2013-present is The empire strikes back. There is no conclusion to his career. I feel like dsp will lose his partnership with machinima though, when that happens and he becomes homeless, I'm expecting KG to take his place and start a patreon for dsp to resurface.
Zach McD So this is the "good Phil? I've heard he was pretty cool in the beginning but if this is it he hasn't changed one bit. Just as dumb, just as bitchy and just as obnoxious.
Sgt Reed Yeah. I actually liked Phil back in the day. He had his flaws, but what person doesn't? Nowadays, he's just unbearable. I think him losing his real job ruined the guy.
watching this guy trying to fight the 2 venom titans is painful. what is this guy gonna do when he has to fight a titan accompanied by swarms of other enemies later on.
It's almost hilarious and amusing to see him fail and do variations that lead to him being unsuccessful. I mean it's boring to see him do everything correct. I'll admit it's nerve boggling to see him struggle on where to go. When i played it, there was some hard parts to it like the Operator part and maybe the Poison Ivy part too
***** DSP got laid off from his job, partnered with Machinima and made RUclips his sole source of income. A hobby turned into a job, and things just deteriorated from there.
*Yawn* If DSP wants to up his views he should start playing games on hard. His approach to playing games is so mundane and he's 's just gonna stay stagnate unless he ushers in some earnest changes.
4:57 I would love to see Phil actually try to pull that shit at Gamestop,
"Welcome to Gamestop, can I help you?"
"Yeah! This game took 5 minutes to install! It made my Let's Play really shitty!"
"Sir, the package is open, and the game works fine. We can't take it back."
"AWHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTT? This is bullshit! Playing videogames is my full time job! You don't care about your fans at all! I'm a former profighting game champion, and one of the top gaming channels on RUclips! Do you have any idea who I am?"
"Game Grumps?"
"Fuck you!"
Markiplier? "Who the fuck is that?! I'm DEE ESS FUCKING PEE!"
That made me laugh so hard.
How is it this comment is 10 years old and it still sounds like something he might’ve said last week 😂😂😂
@@T171OOIt sounds like something he would've said LITERALLY 10 seconds ago!
When Gordon said "you took longer than I thought" I actually lol'd
He's not the hero we need, he's the one we....have, I guess.
😂😂😂
Hahaha
Finally this answers the question graphically, "What if Batman was a bumbling idiot?"
Ha ha, so true
Didn't CollegeHumor already answer that?
@@MediaGhost_College who?
@@shawnfields2369 Oh right...
@@MediaGhost_ Yeah, sorry. I don't know them. Because I actually don't really think that they were ever really "that" funny, anyways. But I'm sure a lot of people found them funny?
*Sees cloud of horrible crimson poison*
*Jumps down into it*
"Huh, guess I can't jump down..."
*Jumps down into it again*
"Guess I gotta concentrate now"
*Rushes into the sniper field*
The thing I hated about this playthrough with the Linelauncher is he actually stopped the video claiming he was stuck and needed to take a break. Then when he came back stated he was in the shower when it "suddenly struck" him. That of course being code for "I went online and looked it up". Lying to his fans as usual. Tho he did actually admit it later in another playthrough that he did indeed look it up online.
this comment is like a mini essay you deadass had an intro, evidence, and then even brought up a counter-point
@@rat4992 lol
I was looking for this. I knew it when he watched it how hard he struggled with the idea of the line launcher. Now, he literally has the chat hold his hand through every game when he’s stuck.
@@rat4992 You're deadass 12 years old.
Hahaha! Classic Phil. Nothing comes to him naturally.
Why does he make people watch him install the game? Normal Let's Players install the games BEFORE they start their let's play.
Yeah but Phil's not normal.
Inb4 Phil realizes what editing is
@@nickolaiproblem spoiler he never learns
He kinda did the same thing for Xenoverse 1 back then, too
He plays like someone in a fear gas hallucination.
Hesitant about clicking this. Not sure I wanted to see Phil defile one of my favorite game series.
same here
It’s bad, man. ::cries and snorts:: ... it’s a bad one...
I feel like after after he defiled my favorite game series i might as well see him strugle through out some of my other favorites.
After seeing what he did to Metal Gear he can't hurt me anymore
And my favorite superhero
That line launcher fail was worse than the video shows. He forgets it three times in a row, delaying each progress by several minutes. You'd think he would've learned the first time it took him an hour to remember that he has it. Also, just before the final Joker confrontation, he goes all the way around the island b/c he didn't notice or remember the doorway right beside the locked gate at 1:03:33 that he has already used many times.
All of Batman's mentors are facepalming upon watching this
qsqua not sure if those guys even have TVs they're in the Korean mountains
Master Kirigi is rolling in his grave, assuming he is dead
36:35 Did he just said "Excuse me" after he burped? How is this DSP?
+RHaiDes He sometimes does this, but the chance is like 2%
Oh my god this game isn't even that hard. Only phil can make a game look harder than it really is.
Then there's HCBailly, who has been known to make things look easier than it really is.
It's so obvious he doesn't understand the fighting system and just mashes attack.
The Arkham games are button mashers though.
No they're not. You need to understand when you need to attack and when to counter. If you just mash either you're gonna lose. You can't get a big combo going by just repeatedly hitting the attack button.
Okay.
“If I see anything that looks even just a little tiny bit like a bat”
Phil: imma throw a bat shaped shuriken
"That was unexpected. Who would have figured the deranged murder would kill the little doll." Well to be honest with you Joker Phil does not expect anything as he has no functioning brain.
He complained less back then, it was more about him just failing and being oblivious to everything
He still bitched, but it was because people tried to send him Friend Requests over PS3 and Xbox 360 and he wasn't constantly getting trolled via live chat.
Batphil Gotham is doomed.
Azrael was a better protector.
Happy 15 years of Arkham Asylum! 🦇
This was the game that restored the people's faith in Batman, because literally before Asylum, nobody thought there'd be a good Batman game ever. But Arkham Asylum came along, with both the late, great, legends themselves Kevin Conroy, and Mark Hamill, reprise their roles as Batman and The Joker, and give us something that most of us thought that we would NEVER see. Well, I was almost beginning to think that something awesome like Asylum would've had to have come along, eventually, but this quickly? And have it be so amazing, that kick-started the best Batman games, (except maybe Arkham Knight, and Origins wasn't great, but Troy Baker's Joker was pretty good). But Arkham Asylum is still a great game. But I wish I could go back and play Arkham City too...I can go either way on Arkham Knight, but I just wanted to go back and play Asylum and City again...they're the 2 best Batman games. Especially City.
Batman playthrough: "No, we don't need subtitles. We're not fucking deaf."
Max Payne playthrough: "This is good. We've already got a cutscene and no options to use subtitles. That's always good."
The perfect way to answer the question “What if Batman was an idiot?”
33:04 Middle of a fight sequence. Better sit still and hack a door!
DSP - The world's greatest detective
NOT !
*Worst Gamer
The world's greatest defective, more like.
The world's lamest detective
Wow... He loses on the first enemy of the game. What the hell...
19:49 made the same mistake as DSP when I first played this game, the only reason I wasn't ashamed of myself was because I was like 8, I was a little ass kid, DSP in this video is like 25, I'm surprised this dude graduated highschool.
Thank god Phil isn't Batman.
gotham city would've been blowin up to bits if he was.
*****
I picture the Joker being jealous because Dsp's laugh is more annoying than his.
he'd fall off a building if he was
He wouldn't get past the first challenge/obstacle
@@THEGAMEMASTER2035 the Joker wouldn't bother killing him lol
He filmed installing 😬
Annie this is how you don’t play
How you don’t play
How you don’t play Annie
The Quinn part made me nearly lose my mind. He probably just looked at chat anyway and pretended to figure out. Very convenient how is suddenly sprinted to the upstairs and found the grapple spot. He did not even sound surprised, just called it tricky. Amazes me to this day how someone who plays so many games can be this bad at video games.
There wasn't chat back then, so he most likely had a guide pulled up
@@StoneAgedQ there wouldn’t even be a guide for that. No one in the history of the world has ever not known what to do.
Wait...did I actually hear him say "excuse me" after burping?
I like his fails at the Arkham series more than his infamous Dark Souls videos. It's amazing how terrible he is at Batman, the controls are so easy.
Exactly. Dark Souls is hard so you can excuse him sucking at it to a degree, but the Akrham series is so easy I didn't even think it was possible to suck at them.
Hey, wow, he actually wasn't doing too bad at that one Scarecrow section.
He made the croc bit even more unbearable
"It's pink, it's not white, I thought that was a nice touch." How can anyone tell with your incredibly washed out, low quality camcorder footage?
I'm not surprised that he wasn't good at this. It was a brand new game he was playing for the first time. What amazes me is he never got any better at it. He was just as bad at the combat in Arkham City and even Origins even though the controls were basically identical.
It's baffling. I beat all 4 Arkham games so when Spiderman PS4 came out I played it on the hardest difficulty from the getgo with no problems. Phil also played all 4 Arkham games, and still played Spiderman on normal and sucked at the combat.
i only got to play the Arkham games last year, and every now and then i return for a playthrough on NG+
i can't imagine DSP playing NG+
detective mode on for entire length of gameplay ...check!
Gotta love how at the beginning he talks shit about Sony again at least he didn't go on a tangent like before.
The thing I can't stand the most about his arkham playthroughs is his extremely poor skill in the combat. All he does is just mash the attack button and once in a while the counter button. He very rarely racks up a high enough combo to do special moves (which is pathetic cause you only need 8 or 5 depending if you upgrade) because he doesn't use rhythm to his attacks or use any gadgets to stun enemies and open up opportunities for attack, then calls the combat simplistic, when it can actually be very complex when you do it correctly. I'd know since its very easy for me to get over 100 hits in a combo given enough enemies.
100-hit combo? Nice! I've only been able to pull off a 53-hit combo (in Arkham City, anyway), but even that's better than anything DSP did in the Arkham series.
Jeremy Stephenson I was the same as you before I played the combat challenges. Trust me, if you spend enough time you will easily be able to get over 100 combo count
This is in my top 5 favorite games and he put his caveman hands on it
The first TIHYDP I ever watched. I’ve come a long way since I first watched Dave.
This vid is old and I just found it so excuse me. But i'm completely surprised he didn't try to reset his console during the scarecrow bit.
ROFLMAO when he went slow for a whole minute to just get tackled into the water by KC.
I’m gonna be frank, I didn’t know you could crouch under the gates in the Croc section
At first, I thought he was going to run in Killer Croc's lair
He figured out something better
I love how shitting and pissing yourself is a viable method of defense in Phil's expert combat strategy.
I counted 12 inappropriate sex jokes with Ivy. If I started with Harley Quinn my counter would've broke.
Me: Thanks a lot, dsp, you blew up my sex joke-a-meter
Why do I have one of those again?
5:30 I know it's fairly blurred out but why did DSP think that was a good idea to show that off if he couldn't download it then? I'm just imagining someone somehow figured it out and stole the code from him lol.
WHAT?! Someone stole to code from me?! That’s fucking stoopid dood!
Jesus, why does he record himself installing the game. Does he believe people want to watch this?
Mr Kody But that's not the "real game experience". That's the bit we all hate. Why are people so quick to defend him? You're right, nothing but a lazy ass.
Any LP that starts out with "OKAY it's release day!" is doomed from the beginning.
18:40 Honestly I probably did worse than him at that segment, due to a part where you had to drop down and I had no idea what the keybind was to do that.
19:25 that's........ gotta be a joke, right? He's trolling us, there's......... there's no way he's really stumped when TWICE the camera moved for him showing a grapple point. Right?
Seriously, how do you miss a grapple point.
Phil: There's the new Batmobile
Me: No, it's not new. It's the same one from the animated series, just graphically updated for the game.
Phil: Harley Quinn with a huge tit job
Me: Compared to the animated series, I'd say they're the same size.
Phil: Some guy who cut the shit out of himself, not sure if he's supposed to be a villain or not
Me: Dude has "cut the shit out of himself", is holding a huge knife, looks like a fucking psychopath and you're not sure if he's supposed to be a villain, For Real?
Phil: We're four minutes into this game and we haven't started it yet
Me: YOU ARE four minutes into this game. WE ARE four minutes into this video wondering why you are recording the "installing game data" screen.
I thought the Batmobile looked like a combination of the Animated Series Batmobile and the Batmobile from the 1989 Batman movie. Nevertheless, the Batmobile always looks cool. Coolest car in all of comics.
That Batmobile isn't the same one from the animated series and it's not graphically updated.
John Boko yes it is
@@Spiritan3mz No it isn't
@@johnboko7110 Yes it is my guy
It was surprising that he didn't lose at the credits
hey the batman arkham knight trailer is out and I hate to say this but coming soon This is how you don't play batman Arkham knight
Knight2035 That video came out years ago mate - its a good one, deffo recommend the watch
Chic 'N' Stu I was taking the piss :)
hey genius, you can´t use inverted takedown until you upgrade it, and obviously you cannot do it if the enemy isn´t right down you.
This is... pretty decent. Aparte from being recorded offscreen and all that. Phil was just an average guy playing a game for the first time.
How in all hell the current DSP happened?
The current DSP came from either losing his former job or... Pandalee. -_-
Anybody else think this game still holds up all these years later? I'm not saying it's perfect (it definitely has a decent amount of jank).
Absolutely.
Say what you will about PewDiePie's comedy, but at least he knows what he's doing when he LPs.
Josh Sinclair
It's really pathetic when even the likes of Markiplier, Pewdiepie, and Tobuscus look better then Phil. DSP is the bottom of the let's play barrel.
***** why's slowbeeg bad?
Brian Quiroz slowbeef
***** So the guy that invented Let's Plays makes bad Let's Plays, hmm what a precarious observation.
Josh Sinclair that pewdiepie is not funny in the slightest
This game has sum sweet, sweet graphics.
A shame he used a camcorder pointed at the screen.
Changes the brightness before he even boots it up to see what it looks like.
6:25 is when the game actually starts.
Phil is bad at stuff.
RAW UNEDITED GAMEPLAY
I’ve been replaying return to Arkham asylum on the ps5 and even I know what to do I just forget some
Things because I haven’t played in a while
No one cares
I think my brain came out of my ass when I watched the middle stick scene.
i remember watching this thing is at the time i didn't care for his fail gameplayi just wanted to see the game
Is there anything that more obviously broadcasts how insecure you are than laughing at your own jokes? If there is, I cannot think of it...
33:53 okay, that was kinda funny. Props to Phil.
He might get A FEW more viewers if he acted like he cared A LITTLE when he played games. He couldn’t care less about playing well and getting invested in the story. It’s called putting forth an effort. He wants to call this his “job”, well, be proud of your work and do it well. Take some pride in it FFS.
At least Arin and Danny can make us laugh with their commentary on Game Grumps.
This was in 2009. This was before dsp became the manchild that he is today. As you can tell, there's no stream, dsp doesn't bitch and moan every 10 minutes, in fact, this was before he even partnered with machinima. In retrospect, he's tolerable during this time. He barely burps, clears his throat, or makes complaints every couple seconds.
Dsp's RUclips career is very similar to Star Wars as I can see. 2009 was phantom menace and attack of the clones, 2010 was ROTS, 2011-12 was a new hope, and 2013-present is The empire strikes back. There is no conclusion to his career. I feel like dsp will lose his partnership with machinima though, when that happens and he becomes homeless, I'm expecting KG to take his place and start a patreon for dsp to resurface.
Zach McD So this is the "good Phil? I've heard he was pretty cool in the beginning but if this is it he hasn't changed one bit. Just as dumb, just as bitchy and just as obnoxious.
Sgt Reed Yeah. I actually liked Phil back in the day. He had his flaws, but what person doesn't? Nowadays, he's just unbearable. I think him losing his real job ruined the guy.
bugged marketplace mechanics
watching this guy trying to fight the 2 venom titans is painful. what is this guy gonna do when he has to fight a titan accompanied by swarms of other enemies later on.
1 minute in and I am already fucking sick of him.
Why would you start recording before downloading DLCs or, you know, INSTALLING THE FUCKING GAME!!??
Was I the only on who got scared of croc in the sewer level when he pops up out of the water
I’m pretty sure everyone is scared of the Croc section. That’s why it’s awesome.
35:40-49:45 made me kill myself. My ghost typed this comment.
Lords Of Kojima I’m smh
I cant do anything!!!.
"great fucking planning Sony" yes because their maintenance was meant specifically for arkham asylum.
You walking slow !
phil the stealth master ^^
It's almost hilarious and amusing to see him fail and do variations that lead to him being unsuccessful. I mean it's boring to see him do everything correct. I'll admit it's nerve boggling to see him struggle on where to go. When i played it, there was some hard parts to it like the Operator part and maybe the Poison Ivy part too
This was hard to watch. Like seriously.
He really started this with a tutorial on how to download exclusive shit, are you serious.
Comments put to hilarious use. XD
This was a surprisingly chill experience. What happened?
*****
DSP got laid off from his job, partnered with Machinima and made RUclips his sole source of income. A hobby turned into a job, and things just deteriorated from there.
@@Xehanort10 yeah ,because Phil wasn't a cunt before he met Leanna😐😐
I'll be honest, when i used to be a fan of DSP, I did like this playthrough, but I do agree that there were bad stuff he did in the playthrough!
Dsp' fans should not be here GET OUT
Imagine if Phil played Super Metroid.
this is the first game I ever got 100% in.
52:02
Phil is the Private Snafu of let's players.
Hey I’m one on the only modern comments come take a rest traveler we will resume in making fun of DSP in a minute
jfc the howard stern show humor is insufferable
Why only 360 resolution?
He used a camcorder.
*Yawn* If DSP wants to up his views he should start playing games on hard. His approach to playing games is so mundane and he's 's just gonna stay stagnate unless he ushers in some earnest changes.
19;25 to 19;33 facepalm
this is a big mistake 31 : 06
I never died in Arkham Asylum, ever.
The game is so easy even on higher difficulty.