An Ishtar Family Christmas

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  • Опубликовано: 13 сен 2024
  • Uploaded here because CardGamesFTW was terminated for copyright infringement.
    Recorded for this while I was ill, so some of the dialogue probably isn't as hot as it could be. Merry Christmas!
    Also starring -
    Nowacking as the Virgin Mary
    ShadyVox as Jaden
    Takahata101 as Nappa
    Lanipator as Vegeta
    Nativity Story artwork by indecisivepanca...

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  • @Tiva6799
    @Tiva6799 8 лет назад +132

    it is my Christmas tradition to watch this

  • @Ravenwings25
    @Ravenwings25 10 лет назад +53

    "May your child one day grow up to be voiced by Vic Monyonyanya......."
    The tears are still streaming from my eyes XD

  • @ShadowXloner
    @ShadowXloner 2 года назад +6

    10 years later and the humor in this video still hits hard. I love it.

  • @Vanghool87
    @Vanghool87 10 лет назад +31

    Always cracks me up with the baby Jesus guilting Vegeta from using curse words.

  • @SuperUnhappyman
    @SuperUnhappyman 9 лет назад +55

    you will always be that age untill you accept the love of a venomous snake
    is that why ash ketchum is still 10

  • @CinnamonMewtwo
    @CinnamonMewtwo 10 лет назад +38

    Joseph: Cargames on -
    Yami: DON'T.

  • @jriddle41
    @jriddle41 8 лет назад +35

    So THAT'S why Marik's Dad was so messed up with his Tomb Keeper duties. Too many snake bites.

    • @Ponakalaranjit456
      @Ponakalaranjit456 5 лет назад

      He is an idiot

    • @GabyGeorge1996
      @GabyGeorge1996 5 лет назад +1

      I have my own headcanon that at some point in the 5000/3000 years since Atem, the toomkeepers resorted to incest.

    • @andrewkind2820
      @andrewkind2820 3 года назад

      @@GabyGeorge1996 that is very possible

  • @thesciencecode1588
    @thesciencecode1588 8 лет назад +34

    Marriks' Dad: In a galaxy far far Hawaii! Christ Wars come up LOL!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 8 лет назад

      +tenthousandandthree F you

  • @cannibalisticrequiem
    @cannibalisticrequiem 10 лет назад +33

    "May your child one day grow up to be voiced by Vic Mignogna" ... I'm taking this to mean that Edward Elric is Jesus Christ.

    • @disneydork100
      @disneydork100 9 лет назад

      Either him or Tamaki, both would be interesting.

    • @horohorosrin
      @horohorosrin 9 лет назад

      That's more insulting than the winged kuriboh card

    • @valora390.
      @valora390. 9 лет назад

      disneydork100 What about Dark from DNAngel?

    • @valora390.
      @valora390. 9 лет назад

      ***** But Goku's a God...

  • @chimerschang
    @chimerschang 7 лет назад +47

    How is it Vegeta showed more respect to Baby Jesus than Kaiba?

    • @oresti9271
      @oresti9271 5 лет назад +5

      Proof vegeta has a heart 😂

    • @TheMilapMehta
      @TheMilapMehta 4 года назад +4

      At least Kaiba was more respectful than Jayden. Why would he give baby Jesus a Winged Kuriboh? It's like he was trying to insult him

    • @emileyclark5175
      @emileyclark5175 2 года назад

      @@TheMilapMehta ikr? Rude.

  • @171QA
    @171QA 8 лет назад +20

    XD I love it how Baby Jesus shuts up Vegeta with one look and he stops cursing. I laugh every time I watch it.

    • @ChadKakashi
      @ChadKakashi 8 лет назад +2

      Jesus' face is soooooooo cute in that scene.

    • @171QA
      @171QA 8 лет назад +2

      XD

  • @AceOfSerberit
    @AceOfSerberit 7 лет назад +24

    Here again for my yearly viewing

    • @Spookhunter7
      @Spookhunter7 7 лет назад +4

      Merry christmas binky boy

    • @drew9720
      @drew9720 7 лет назад +1

      make the yule times GUUAAAYYYY

  • @KasaiWolf07
    @KasaiWolf07 10 лет назад +11

    Love Jesus' face when Nappa talks to him and then Vegeta is about to say "God Dammit Nappa" XD

  • @annemariedaly650
    @annemariedaly650 11 лет назад +6

    Moses: Did you just throw a card in my face?
    Seto: Yeah happy Hanukkah

  • @ignaciolambert1826
    @ignaciolambert1826 3 года назад +3

    Time for my favorite yearly christmas tradition

  • @lukebrown5395
    @lukebrown5395 10 лет назад +20

    As a Christian I find this both offensive and hilarious somehow

  • @princebugby497
    @princebugby497 8 лет назад +9

    My sister shows this on every Christmas
    We watched it this morning and started yelling"THE BABY JEBUS!!"

  • @Zakiel97
    @Zakiel97 10 лет назад +3

    "and you will allways be 9 years old!" man i wish i could come up with such brilliant comebacks.

  • @nonyabuisness6642
    @nonyabuisness6642 8 лет назад +15

    I love little Kuriboh and I am glad there was nothing offensive in it, other than the comments people are posting

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 лет назад

      +Samu nonyabuisness I'm commentive and I find you posting.

    • @nonyabuisness6642
      @nonyabuisness6642 8 лет назад +1

      Where else have u seen me comment

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 лет назад +1

      That was just a play on a meme people use when there are offended people in comments. "I'm offensive and I find you Jewish." It was a joke, bruv.

    • @nonyabuisness6642
      @nonyabuisness6642 8 лет назад +1

      Wanna hear an offensive joke, when I get bored I toss a penny between to Jewish people and watch them fight to the death.

    • @BababooeyGooey
      @BababooeyGooey 8 лет назад +1

      Said "Jewish people," implying Jews are people, 0/10. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • @nou1022
    @nou1022 7 лет назад +8

    Kaiba just gives the the blue eyes

  • @crystalgeode2336
    @crystalgeode2336 9 лет назад +10

    That. Was. Hilarious. No offense to those of you who thought it was offensive, but it was hilarious to me. Ah, I love the Abridged Series...

  • @DeathTheKidVideos
    @DeathTheKidVideos 10 лет назад +12

    Poor Jaden. :c

  • @JohnAceBrown
    @JohnAceBrown 9 лет назад +11

    "Vic Minyanyanyaaaah" XD

  • @PamonhasDePiracicaba
    @PamonhasDePiracicaba 8 лет назад +6

    Marik's dad is one of the best characters in YGO:TAS

  • @iMacxXuserXx485
    @iMacxXuserXx485 9 лет назад +50

    Thought this might be offensive because I'm a Christian, but it was actually hilarious! Love it! YGOTAS is always classy.

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 9 лет назад

      lemur918 I don't think Mary even had a lover in the first place....

    • @Giraffepopcorns90
      @Giraffepopcorns90 9 лет назад +5

      *****
      ? She had Joseph, her husband...

    • @StardustLegend
      @StardustLegend 8 лет назад +1

      same! X3

    • @justincarino9653
      @justincarino9653 8 лет назад +2

      As a Christian, I can appreciate the Biblical references and absolute hilarity while I am also glad that none of the jokes were especially irreverent.

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 10 лет назад +6

    Say hello to Cornelius the Second (Eyes roll to the back of his head)
    How do they come out with this stuff.

  • @afoolinlove
    @afoolinlove 10 лет назад +6

    the snake story explains ALOT

  • @madamikunator98
    @madamikunator98 9 лет назад +4

    I dunno why I felt like PurpleEyesWTF was going to pop up when Joseph and Mary were like "That's the last if them....." I expected a luffy to just slowly poke his head through the window x3

  • @RichterfanReborn89
    @RichterfanReborn89 6 лет назад +2

    I've watched this every Christmas for years now along with the yugioh Christmas yugioh abridged specials .... I love it so much , it keeps me alive every Christmas season.

  • @EmmaBarryCovers
    @EmmaBarryCovers 9 лет назад +1

    I've watched this every Christmas for like the past 3 years and I love it

  • @mkt568
    @mkt568 10 лет назад +27

    At least Marik's present was a Snake and not a Kobra.

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 9 лет назад +2

      Miles Targosz A cobra is a snake, and it's obvious Cornelius was a cobra.

    • @mkt568
      @mkt568 9 лет назад +3

      Aaaand my Pokèmon joke get overlooked.

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 9 лет назад +3

      Miles Targosz I only know the first generation, 'cause the other generations never happened, so I only know Ekans and Arbok.

    • @notveryeffective1
      @notveryeffective1 9 лет назад

      +Diablos Ekans-Snake Arbok-Kobra

    • @Daioblis
      @Daioblis 9 лет назад

      nightbringerx72 Hey, the "K" seems like an obvious typo, unless we've already been talking Pokemon or something.

  • @Meganiumrule2
    @Meganiumrule2 10 лет назад +12

    JADEN IS THE SUPREME KING!! DEAL WITH IT!! Stop hating on Jaden.

    • @triblast3977
      @triblast3977 10 лет назад

      Umm Jaden sucks have you not seen it yet

    • @Meganiumrule2
      @Meganiumrule2 10 лет назад

      I like Jaden in Yugioh GX. I don't like how they make I'm suck, he's actually good.

    • @YuubiTimberwolf
      @YuubiTimberwolf 10 лет назад +2

      I like him, too. everytime i see that video, i want to hug him D=

    • @BioLegacy141
      @BioLegacy141 10 лет назад

      Yeah? And guess what? Hercule Satan is the Martial Arts Champion of the world, does that make him better than Goku or Vegeta or Gohan or Piccolo or Krillin or Tien or Yamcha or anyone else?

    • @triblast3977
      @triblast3977 10 лет назад

      true that heck Yamcha is better then him and he is Yamcha

  • @CosmicLeopardKayla
    @CosmicLeopardKayla 10 лет назад +2

    Baby Jesus is so lucky, he gets gifts from all the abridged people

  • @marikishtar2833
    @marikishtar2833 11 лет назад +4

    Hey guys all of you are invited to Ishtar Family Christmas 3.0 at SRGRDGSDGRSEGRDSG, Egypt. Hope you guys can come before I get bit by a freaking snake.

  • @Tenike8
    @Tenike8 7 лет назад +4

    6:46 Card games on motorcycles is old news. In the future, card games will be played on hoverboards. It's already confirmed...

    • @Tenike8
      @Tenike8 7 лет назад +1

      But 5D's was known more for motorcycles. Ask any abridged character.

    • @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992
      @literalfandomtrashnoseriou1992 6 лет назад

      Nova CARD GAMEZ ON MOTORCYCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!

  • @GoldenHairErik
    @GoldenHairErik 3 года назад +3

    that time of year~

  • @supermanthestoryteller1363
    @supermanthestoryteller1363 8 лет назад +5

    It doesn't say in the bible that slender man vegeta seto mokuba yugioh Jayden man with sun glasses and circus people came to see baby Jesus. It says that shepherds three wise men and an angel came to see him. But I loved the video.

    • @CausticFoil
      @CausticFoil 8 лет назад +4

      How dare you capitalize jayden's name and nobody elses. You must be the true devil himself trying to take away the true story of the bible.

    • @jackleveille9319
      @jackleveille9319 4 года назад +2

      You must have been reading the wrong version.

    • @Dibby0156
      @Dibby0156 4 года назад

      Jack Leveille I think he needs to look harder.

  • @vacantsix1586
    @vacantsix1586 2 года назад +1

    Ahh the Christmas tradition of me and my sister to swnd this to each other every Christmas

  • @d952013
    @d952013 12 лет назад +1

    love how they take something thats supposed to be insanely evil and intimidating as the supreme king and turn it into regular jaden...love this guy

  • @SoraFireSoul
    @SoraFireSoul 10 лет назад +6

    Cardgames did do this video I can tell

    • @1rl1yl
      @1rl1yl 10 лет назад +2

      well, duh,

    • @MadMunky20k
      @MadMunky20k 10 лет назад +1

      Well, it IS on his other account.

  • @johnnycornholio5866
    @johnnycornholio5866 10 лет назад +5

    Vic minoana (dont wine about it i know i misspeled the last name sorry) voice acting jesus......That can work

    • @lindsay4647
      @lindsay4647 10 лет назад +3

      That would be magic!

    • @johnnycornholio5866
      @johnnycornholio5866 10 лет назад

      I KNOW RIGHT XD

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 9 лет назад +1

      "WHO'RE YOU CALLING SMALL!? I mean, erh... follow God's ways. Yes. That's what I meant."

  • @Kogasgirl123
    @Kogasgirl123 9 лет назад +3

    X'D it gets better everytime i watch it! lmao

  • @AliceAeroMCR
    @AliceAeroMCR 13 лет назад +1

    Oh Malik XD the end was priceless! "Oh boy! I've always wanted a Buzz Lightye- OW! ITS NOT A BUZZ LIGHTYEAR ITS A SNAKE!"

  • @xylaharrison7822
    @xylaharrison7822 7 лет назад +1

    "Goddam-..gosh..darnit, Nappa." -Vegeta

  • @lt.branwulfram4794
    @lt.branwulfram4794 2 года назад +1

    A looong toime hago hin a gelaksy fahr, fahr hawhy. That accent kills me every time.

  • @robotkrabs
    @robotkrabs 10 лет назад

    I watch this every year! Merry Christmas!

  • @chertikinamoto
    @chertikinamoto 11 лет назад

    I have been quoting Jack's various lines from this for over a year for no feasible reason. That's entertaining.

  • @monicawerkin5735
    @monicawerkin5735 2 года назад

    been here every year for the last 10 years. Tradition

  • @pinkumiilku
    @pinkumiilku 7 лет назад

    This is by far one of the funniest things I've ever watched.

  • @MrTheiceman2011
    @MrTheiceman2011 12 лет назад +1

    As a Christian I can say this is hilarious and respectful. Good work keeping class in your comedy LK!

  • @ashleighmargaretgordon3082
    @ashleighmargaretgordon3082 11 лет назад

    It is my holiday tradition to watch this every year. Otherwise it's not even Christmas.

  • @landedasteroid9
    @landedasteroid9 10 лет назад +2

    "Someone please suck the poison out of my face"
    Lol

  • @CielPhatomgive
    @CielPhatomgive 11 лет назад

    Best Christmas animation video i've ever saw. :D

  • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
    @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 11 лет назад

    I have seen this so many times, it is ridiculous. I can recite this entire thing. It's awesome.

  • @DragonFang17
    @DragonFang17 12 лет назад +1

    rule of thumb, if you get a snake shaped box as a gift, DO NOT shake the box to find out whats inside! lol

  • @gustavedechagny5741
    @gustavedechagny5741 10 лет назад

    Every year, love this video

  • @PaceBreaker
    @PaceBreaker 12 лет назад

    It's a shame I found this almost so late after it was released and only recently decided to watch this.

  • @kattia3186
    @kattia3186 11 лет назад

    My brother dared me not to quote this video when we were watching it... It was the hardest taste I've ever taken on,

  • @TheonHafet300
    @TheonHafet300 13 лет назад

    "May your child one day grow up to be voiced by Vic Mañañaña!"
    BEST LINE EVER! XD

  • @BeardMan1989
    @BeardMan1989 2 года назад

    I come back here every year to bask in the true telling of the birth of the baby Jesus.

  • @sgtfrog223
    @sgtfrog223 12 лет назад

    favorite lines: " Would you like this baby?"
    "Card games on..." "Don't say it!"
    "Did you just throw a trading card in my phase"
    "Joseph get the shotgun!!!"

  • @lilypads17
    @lilypads17 10 лет назад

    "No you haven't you big.... *breathes in through nose searching for a word* HAIDIOT!"

  • @KingdomHeartsFire
    @KingdomHeartsFire 13 лет назад

    XD I love the terrified look on Jesus' face when Nappa is talking! Happy Birthday Jesus

  • @scchickkk13
    @scchickkk13 13 лет назад

    CardGamesFTW was terminated for copyright infringement?
    Screw copyright infringement, he's awesome

  • @ThisThingEaten
    @ThisThingEaten 12 лет назад

    That's my reference! I said it every episode when they referenced Team Four Star! However, I accidentally said shins again and again... I needed to see that deleted scenes montage a few more times.
    But since Nappa and Vegeta are in here anyway, THAT"S IT!! I"M THROWIN" WRENCHES!!!

  • @MomokoProductions
    @MomokoProductions 13 лет назад

    thank you for uploading this

  • @InfectDeck
    @InfectDeck 12 лет назад

    What's cool is that these abridged series have better lip-syncing than the original series.

  • @FFDPman2
    @FFDPman2 12 лет назад

    I absolutely LOVE this video. Especially when he said, "It was a long time ago, in a galaxy far far hawaii." I nearly laughed to tears when I first heard that. :D

  • @eyasskywing4327
    @eyasskywing4327 4 года назад

    yes😂
    This video is bootiful! This is now going to be a traditon to watch during christmas😂😂😂😂

  • @CaptainActually1
    @CaptainActually1 11 лет назад +1

    I spit day-old Taco Bell Pepsi on my laptop when that Ekans came up!

  • @screwtokaiba
    @screwtokaiba 12 лет назад

    KAIBA : Honestly, what’s so special about this kid?
    JOSEPH: Well, when he’s older, he’ll be able to cure the sick and the lame. And he’ll also be able to walk on water. And your going to cosplay him

  • @AtarashiNOhi
    @AtarashiNOhi 11 лет назад

    Lol, baby Jesus's face when Nappa coos at him. "Oh my god, I am so pinching him on the cheek! Whose the cute little savior, huh? Huh? Whose the adorable lamb of God? You are, that's who!"

  • @LookItsJustCharlie
    @LookItsJustCharlie 13 лет назад

    I truely never get sick of hearing about Cornelious.
    "He tried to kill you with LOVE!"

  • @Scales_and_stitches
    @Scales_and_stitches 11 лет назад

    Oh god I am so watching this every christmas! XD

  • @abigailalexis735
    @abigailalexis735 7 лет назад

    Marik received a freaking Pokémon for Christmas! Lucky

  • @aname4399
    @aname4399 11 лет назад

    This makes you look back to your childhood and say, Wow, at least I am not Marik.

  • @GlitchanBlack
    @GlitchanBlack 3 года назад

    For those of you who don’t know who the badass that is the Supreme King is, allow me to explain:
    After Jaden killed Brron to make sure no more of his friends would be sacrificed and avenge his friends who were lost, Syrus basically left Jaden to rot in the Dark World. Jim left to try and calm Syrus down, and so did Axel, but not before telling Jaden he was on his own.
    Jaden lamented on how his actions made things worse when he only tried to make things right. The Super Polymerization card then floated down to Jaden, and his past incarnation appeared as a shadow. He then told Jaden that in order to continue on his path, he must become that of which he is now: a great warrior. As a result, Jaden became the evil, calm, collected, and rather badass ruler of the Dark World: The Supreme King, lord of darkness and destroyer of nations.

  • @LikaLaruku
    @LikaLaruku 12 лет назад

    The Brothers Roba; celebrating 2012 years of pawning off spare siblings.

  • @ChewbaccaateGandalf
    @ChewbaccaateGandalf 9 лет назад

    All while Silent Night plays in the background.

  • @nhoj084eva
    @nhoj084eva 12 лет назад

    Joseph: Did...did you just throw a trading card in my face
    Kaiba: Yeah Happy Hanukkah

  • @rhiannonbrown9880
    @rhiannonbrown9880 11 лет назад

    Out of those 3 "kings", Jack is the only voice I can actually do.

  • @nonplayercharacter12333
    @nonplayercharacter12333 12 лет назад +1

    Long live Martin Bilany! King of the Internet!

  • @Barrobroadcastmaster
    @Barrobroadcastmaster 11 лет назад

    It's okay, Jaden. Somepony wise once told me, "haters gonna hate". Don't worry about it, dude. No one gets their game on like Jaden Yuki.

  • @ragingteddybears
    @ragingteddybears 12 лет назад

    When they said the star was moving my first thought was "It's the Tardis!"

  • @SpiritofIsis1
    @SpiritofIsis1 13 лет назад

    I noticed that as the scene went back to the Ishtars, Mr. Ishtar's face was pixelized for a second. It was Slenderman's fault!

  • @irlquicksilver
    @irlquicksilver 10 лет назад +2

    IM SO SENDING THIS TO MY FRIENDS ON CHRISMAS XD

  • @Ragerofmachines
    @Ragerofmachines 12 лет назад

    Uncle Slendy: I just want a hug!
    Melvin: Me too!

  • @SuperShyerGuy
    @SuperShyerGuy 10 лет назад

    the star wars crawl...
    i'm crying

  • @drasent
    @drasent 13 лет назад

    "Odeion??"
    "Yes, master?"
    "Face whip?"
    "No, I think I'm g-OH!"
    "Ah... Now it really feels like Christmas!"

  • @AkiraXisAnimanX
    @AkiraXisAnimanX 10 лет назад

    after 3 years and still watching this :D

  • @ErikPT
    @ErikPT 11 лет назад +2

    I'm Catholic and I found this hilarious!

  • @Eldritch_Upstart
    @Eldritch_Upstart 13 лет назад

    "... who until he grew a beard was actually a pretty cool guy!"
    i couldnt stop laughing

  • @TheRuck86
    @TheRuck86 11 лет назад

    You see this is why Melvin was born. His dad was freaking nuts

  • @Nightthade
    @Nightthade 11 лет назад

    I feel like it isn't fully Christmas if I don't watch this.

  • @jayeatsyams
    @jayeatsyams 12 лет назад

    I'll probably say that to every parent with a new-born baby
    "May your child grow up to be voiced by Vic Minyanyanaaah"

  • @TokyoEnvy-yn7qr
    @TokyoEnvy-yn7qr 12 лет назад

    Poor young Marik, he just wanted a Buzz Lightyear not be poisoned the millionth time!

  • @lewa2000
    @lewa2000 13 лет назад

    lol the look on jesus' face when vegeta almost sore was priceless.

  • @KimchiRyu
    @KimchiRyu 13 лет назад

    I am TOTALLY showing my friend this when we wait 3 hours to perform at our schools holiday concert xDDD

  • @waxwinged_hound
    @waxwinged_hound 12 лет назад

    I can imagine Ishizu showing this to Bakura... it's like the classic "show the girlfriend his baby pictures"

  • @jin26_
    @jin26_ 13 лет назад

    oh for the love of frig your lecture is about this every morin