@@codyjwoods He is 100% right. You need a Netflix special! I know a guy who can help with that, Ill message you his info he's gotten multiple people one
Hi Cody, the algorithm introduced you to me and half hour later, I'm still here! You're soo funny and naturally talented. Just a suggestion: I'm hard of hearing, and would appreciate it if you lowered the volume of your audiences and increased your own volume so I don't miss out on your jokes. Love to hear from you! Thank you and all the best :D
I wish I could but they are often on the same audio channel. If vocals are recorded separately it sounds immensely better but I don't get to always tap the microphone or lav myself.
@@codyjwoods will do me woods. I watch comedy as much as I can on many platforms and only a specific type of humor just gets me. You made me cry on the way to work I was laughing so hard. You have the “it” factor kid.
How have I not seen this!? Hilarious and it was years ago! Who could dislike this? bunch of Karens... I swear you need to be heard by Everyone! Favorite comedian, you topped Theo Von for me man!
@@codyjwoods I've been binge-watching all your videos..... I'm ashamed I haven't heard of you before RUclips....... I like to think of myself as a comedian connoisseur...... somehow you need more exposure.....love your shit man!.... I'll be looking forward to your Michigan shows if there are any.....\,,/,
@@TobyRiggs Ah I'm somewhat close this weekend. Cincinnati this week. I don't recommend taking the risk though to be honest. I just want this virus dead more than anything. Thanks for the kind words and stay safe out there.
@@TobyRiggs Ah I'm somewhat close this weekend. Cincinnati this week. I don't recommend taking the risk though to be honest. I just want this virus dead more than anything. Thanks for the kind words and stay safe out there.
You’re definitely not the only one to notice. It’s unfortunate his die hard cultists refuse to see the obviousness of his addiction. Trump is the epitome of an asshole 80s businessman who inhales a gram of White Lady every time he takes a piss.
@@codyjwoods There is a Zen technique of making students struggle with a paradoxical riddle until the strain of trying to make sense of it tears apart their preconceived notions about Reality, producing an 'enlightenment'/'awakening' experience. It's not permanent (like Nirvana), but these moments of release are steps on the journey to grow beyond our limitations of personal character or cognition. I don't think that it's a coincidence that there is a long tradition of humour in Buddhist monasticism- in day-to-day life and in their stories (at least in Zen Buddhism) I think maybe this is at the root of Comedy: playing with what seems contradictory, juxtaposing them in their contrast, then smashing them together in an unexpected way, producing a moment of liberation from the boundaries that previously boxed them in. And in the most astute comedy, producing insight. Insight, even is one of the traditional English words to indicate a moment of enlightenment/awakening in Buddhism.
@@Yamikaiba123 it’s definitely a goal in humor and also a large benefit to push one into a dissociative state. It’s a great coping mechanism when dealing with realities. It sort of takes your chips out of the game momentarily.
@@codyjwoods It's interesting- using the word 'dissociative' in this context. This is the second time I've encountered it in reference to enlightenment. It pushes me to understand what is the difference between the kind of dissociation that people decide to undergo, and the Zen 'liberation' that is notorious for being impossible to achieve except by accident. Maybe the former (dissociation in a clinical psychological sense) is an act of avoidance of reality, leading to a non-identification with the self who is living it... and the latter is an act of embrace (since Zen is largely practiced by learning how to give full attention to all of ones feelings and senses) which can lead to a radical association with all things. The result might be non-identification with the individual self simply as a byproduct of identifying with the entire world that surrounds us. I should maybe qualify that I've had a fair amount of experiences which were effectively like transformative trips. Anyway! Did I mention that I have ADHD? I can go on and on, without noticing. But it's fun to interact and get personal feedback while the online audience is not yet big enough to be overwhelming to you.
Cocaine is pretty close with Trumpty-dumbty, but I'd bet on Adderal. 4:10 Abortion by stairs is a thing that would offend a lot of people. I guess my comic taste runs toward the emotionally sadistic because all I could hear from that little voice in my head was "hahaha. Good." People need to know when stuff is intended to be funny. Like at comedy shows and shit like that.
@@codyjwoods only 200 people there wow you suck and are a loser! If Trump wasn’t our president you would have no material you need to learn how to write your own comedy bits! And yes please tell them on my behalf that they are wrong and stupid! Asshole
@@newportbeach8961 sounds like I touched your insecurity. You wish 200 people wanted to pay attention to you. And if you’ll notice, most of this bit was not about Trump. You are incredibly stupid.
@@codyjwoods I own a large company I’ve had 2000 people paying attention to me at any given time! Your lame show was too boring and I’m funny for me to listen to it all and I assume you have no other material! Even that dip shit Dane Cook gets thousands of people to pay to see him you only have 200 that should cause you some insecurity! Every one of you so-called comedians have negative things to say about the President of the United States why don’t one of you be original for once and not go for what you think is an easy target he’s way out of your league! It’s people who have money like me who would pay for you to come play at a company picnic but after watching your show I would never invite you in the first place #Trump2020
@@newportbeach8961 no one is paying attention to you or your stupid company. Your life is empty and you wish you had a life like mine. You are the reason Trump voters are viewed as stupid. I’d bet you would do anything to be his daughter for 5 min just so you could sit on Trump’s lap and feel him get semi hard. You idolize another man cause your life sucks. What’s the largest group you’ve made laugh? Mine was over 2,000 btw. You wish you had that experience. You wish you were on tv like me. You wish people cared about you and your stupid company and you know deep down that you live an uninteresting life.
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I saw the poor black kids vs poor white kids bit, you're funny man keep it up!
Me too
That what got me in this be0tch bro funny af!!
happy to have you!
Welcome!
Glad to have you on board!
Says 2 years ago but I just found this comedian. How?? Binge watching everything I can find he’s so funny
Social media companies always hated on me. But looks like the tide is turning
thats what ive been doing too he's hella funny
This man needs a Netflix special ASAP
Thanks so much!
@@codyjwoods He is 100% right. You need a Netflix special! I know a guy who can help with that, Ill message you his info he's gotten multiple people one
Hi Cody, the algorithm introduced you to me and half hour later, I'm still here! You're soo funny and naturally talented. Just a suggestion: I'm hard of hearing, and would appreciate it if you lowered the volume of your audiences and increased your own volume so I don't miss out on your jokes. Love to hear from you! Thank you and all the best :D
I wish I could but they are often on the same audio channel. If vocals are recorded separately it sounds immensely better but I don't get to always tap the microphone or lav myself.
@@codyjwoods damn that's a bummer
All HAIL the algorithm!!
"Hours later... Albino midgets"😂😂
Ty for watching!
“Gakked out since ‘86”
Thanks for watching!
DIED
I like how easy his delivery is, he's very confident in his jokes and it sounds very conversational.
Thanks Conner. All my favorite comics disguised their comedy as conversational.
😩😩🤣🤣 his Obama was spot on
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@@codyjwoods i did the second i heard the impression.. once outside opens back up, ill go see you in the LA area
@@codyjwoods I haven't heard you do many impressions, but that Obama was very very good.
@@edwardfletcher7790 Thanks. I started doing it in 2009. I think I was the first to crack the code on how to do Obama.
Dude, you kill on every video I’ve seen. Fantastic shit.
Thanks Jan. Sub and hit the notify bell if you haven’t cause I have way more brewing
Here before he becomes famous
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@@codyjwoods will do me woods. I watch comedy as much as I can on many platforms and only a specific type of humor just gets me. You made me cry on the way to work I was laughing so hard. You have the “it” factor kid.
AND THE ALGORITHM HATH SMILED UPON YOUR FEATS. Just found you, great stuff man keep it up you are going places.
Thank you! It’s taken forever. Glad to have you on board.
This guy is funny as hell why is he so underrated? Killed every set I watched him do
The entertainment industry and big tech are run by the dumbest and most self righteous people in the country. Thanks for watching.
That doesn’t matter man. You can’t be stopped. It’s just a matter of time. Can’t stop talent
U need a special...too funny naturally. I luv you've been getting more recognition lately.
Hey me too. I was on my last straw. Got a new one yesterday if you haven't seen it: ruclips.net/video/0Tv-ORITJZ4/видео.html
That closer was ✨gold✨
Thanks buddy
I almost had a nervous break down. Thank you for making me laugh.
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@@codyjwoods Thanks, Cody! ❤️
I’ve been crying my eyes out laughing! Thank you Cody!
Thanks Lisa! I’m super glad.
I love that you made fun of both sides. This was hilarious. 😂
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Chocolate Sundaes Brought Me Here Bra Funny asf 😭😭😭😭 Turn Up bra U next
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@@codyjwoods did that the first time 👍
GIVE THIS HUNK A NETFLIX GIG!!👍👍👍
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@@codyjwoods I did the second i laid my eyes on you :D
and down the rabbit hole I go... this is funny stuff!
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RUclips finally did something right by recommending your video. I am binge watching. You definitely need a Netflix special! I just subscribed too.
Thank you Ki. I’m glad you are binging.
Totally subbing this dude is as entertaining as chappelle and funny as burr
I appreciate you Sean
Im actually thinking its Adderall and not coke.
We were destined for Adderall with Biden or Trump
Just found you. You’re fabulous. Simply fabulous. Well done. Good times.
Glad you are enjoying so far.
Omg, the facial expressions... as someone who has (a few times) taken too many of my prescribed ADHD meds at the same time, this is so accurate.
Indeed. Glad it's relatable.
Here before the Netflix special. Idc how long it takes. Someone please reply and tell me when he gets it.
And the wait begins...
Great bit brother
Bryan Dey thanks bro
How have I not seen this!? Hilarious and it was years ago! Who could dislike this? bunch of Karens... I swear you need to be heard by Everyone! Favorite comedian, you topped Theo Von for me man!
Thanks Micodin.
The audience wasn't ready, that ending was solid.
Thanks K L.
Another gold bit lol we are like in denial parents “how could we not see the signs” 😂
Thanks for checking it out.
Wow!! You are hilarious!!! 😂😂🤣😂😅🥲🥲🤣
I appreciate it! More to come.
I'm in the middle of binge watching all this man's vids 😂😂 been laughing non stop
Thanks Remi! Glad you are enjoying
Good work man. Keep it up, loving your content.
Appreciate it!
I can tell when a thought bounces off a thc crystal im dead XD
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 u sick clever bastard....luv u!!
Thanks so much for checking it out
Now we’re going into the dementia phase. 😒
Biden needs to get on uppers like trump to counter his rotting brain
Killing me bro killing me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💥💥
Glad you liked it! Gonna have to write some Biden stuff now.
@@codyjwoods 😂😂😂
Omg that closer was the best fucking joke ever
Thanks so much Sean
Lmfao. This is so funny, and the whole time I was engaged.
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This guy is great!. .....I can't believe I'm just hearing about him
Thank you Toby
@@codyjwoods I've been binge-watching all your videos..... I'm ashamed I haven't heard of you before RUclips....... I like to think of myself as a comedian connoisseur...... somehow you need more exposure.....love your shit man!.... I'll be looking forward to your Michigan shows if there are any.....\,,/,
@@TobyRiggs Ah I'm somewhat close this weekend. Cincinnati this week. I don't recommend taking the risk though to be honest. I just want this virus dead more than anything. Thanks for the kind words and stay safe out there.
@@TobyRiggs Ah I'm somewhat close this weekend. Cincinnati this week. I don't recommend taking the risk though to be honest. I just want this virus dead more than anything. Thanks for the kind words and stay safe out there.
Underrated 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣
Thanks
This was pretty funny man. Keep it up.
Thanks, will do!
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!!
Thanks Sage!
Not “pot head, cocaine, pot head, cocaine…” 😭
I admire this man who's telling the truth about Trump. Trump behaved like he's on cocaine sometimes
An extreme amount of confidence plus sniffles. Pretty much every powder enthusiast I've known.
You’re definitely not the only one to notice. It’s unfortunate his die hard cultists refuse to see the obviousness of his addiction. Trump is the epitome of an asshole 80s businessman who inhales a gram of White Lady every time he takes a piss.
Dude. You are hilarious
Bruh you are hilarious.😂😂😂😂
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Last joke was a punch to the gut!! Liver shot the whole crowd.. (OWWWHHHHHH)..
HAHA
You should put your name in the title. I'm a new subscriber and hooked. Hope your name gets out there. You deserve it!
Thanks for the idea!
It's the best Trump jokes I've ever heard. 🤣🤣🤣
I wish I could have put them on a special when it was cutting edge. Thanks for watching.
Im laughed so hard im snorting!
Thanks for checking it out.
Absofackin lutely hilarious.
Always with atomic bomb statement. With a resolve into something worse? Fucking hilarious dude
What's up sir. How did I not see your comment till now?
New subbie, love your stuff!
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😭😭😭got me dying omfgggg so underrated
Thanks Terrance
Dont wanna let the cat out the bag. . .but they say REAL men drink IPAs
Lagunitas was my main source of hydration in my 20's
I prefer cheap Mexican beer with an aroma slightly reminiscent of urine.
Funny as Hell 👍🏾
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you fearless, that's why these corporates are scared of you up and coming. dont worry, you'll get your break soon!
Thanks buddy
That comedy will grab you by the...
fishy fingers be fishin
Dude’s got talent.
Thanks for the kind words Craig
loved the last joke. put the audience in their place
It's was a fun one
Great comedian
Thanks bro
omg im dying this is so funny
Thanks for watching!
New Fangirl. I heart you.
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I can't figure out whether or not comedy is therapeutic... Because this is so funny that it's painful.
I hope it's both.
@@codyjwoods There is a Zen technique of making students struggle with a paradoxical riddle until the strain of trying to make sense of it tears apart their preconceived notions about Reality, producing an 'enlightenment'/'awakening' experience. It's not permanent (like Nirvana), but these moments of release are steps on the journey to grow beyond our limitations of personal character or cognition.
I don't think that it's a coincidence that there is a long tradition of humour in Buddhist monasticism- in day-to-day life and in their stories (at least in Zen Buddhism)
I think maybe this is at the root of Comedy: playing with what seems contradictory, juxtaposing them in their contrast, then smashing them together in an unexpected way, producing a moment of liberation from the boundaries that previously boxed them in. And in the most astute comedy, producing insight.
Insight, even is one of the traditional English words to indicate a moment of enlightenment/awakening in Buddhism.
@@Yamikaiba123 it’s definitely a goal in humor and also a large benefit to push one into a dissociative state. It’s a great coping mechanism when dealing with realities. It sort of takes your chips out of the game momentarily.
@@codyjwoods It's interesting- using the word 'dissociative' in this context. This is the second time I've encountered it in reference to enlightenment. It pushes me to understand what is the difference between the kind of dissociation that people decide to undergo, and the Zen 'liberation' that is notorious for being impossible to achieve except by accident.
Maybe the former (dissociation in a clinical psychological sense) is an act of avoidance of reality, leading to a non-identification with the self who is living it...
and the latter is an act of embrace (since Zen is largely practiced by learning how to give full attention to all of ones feelings and senses) which can lead to a radical association with all things. The result might be non-identification with the individual self simply as a byproduct of identifying with the entire world that surrounds us.
I should maybe qualify that I've had a fair amount of experiences which were effectively like transformative trips.
Anyway! Did I mention that I have ADHD? I can go on and on, without noticing. But it's fun to interact and get personal feedback while the online audience is not yet big enough to be overwhelming to you.
❤Oh, your room is so noisy, so success stuffing... uuh...uuh..
Maybe it's the diet cokeaine?
Original!
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@@codyjwoods I'll do that. You had me keeling over from laughing.
Cocaine is pretty close with Trumpty-dumbty, but I'd bet on Adderal. 4:10 Abortion by stairs is a thing that would offend a lot of people. I guess my comic taste runs toward the emotionally sadistic because all I could hear from that little voice in my head was "hahaha. Good." People need to know when stuff is intended to be funny. Like at comedy shows and shit like that.
Lol
I wish trump would do a line....he would rid us of all the damn communists faster.
Well look like they've won. I'll be in the Gulag by 2022.
@@codyjwoods They lost big time...BET...WE THE PEOPLE SAY SO.
Sorry to objectify but ... hot 😍
Also talented but 🔥
As a strong independent woman you should respect me for my mind and not my body.
I regretted that immediately . What the hell is wrong with me 🤦♀️😂
Anyway 💜 from NZ :)
@@fashionkiller5052 lol
Not funny at all
I’ll be sure to tell all 200 people in the crowd that you’re right and they’re wrong.
@@codyjwoods only 200 people there wow you suck and are a loser! If Trump wasn’t our president you would have no material you need to learn how to write your own comedy bits! And yes please tell them on my behalf that they are wrong and stupid! Asshole
@@newportbeach8961 sounds like I touched your insecurity. You wish 200 people wanted to pay attention to you. And if you’ll notice, most of this bit was not about Trump. You are incredibly stupid.
@@codyjwoods I own a large company I’ve had 2000 people paying attention to me at any given time! Your lame show was too boring and I’m funny for me to listen to it all and I assume you have no other material! Even that dip shit Dane Cook gets thousands of people to pay to see him you only have 200 that should cause you some insecurity! Every one of you so-called comedians have negative things to say about the President of the United States why don’t one of you be original for once and not go for what you think is an easy target he’s way out of your league! It’s people who have money like me who would pay for you to come play at a company picnic but after watching your show I would never invite you in the first place #Trump2020
@@newportbeach8961 no one is paying attention to you or your stupid company. Your life is empty and you wish you had a life like mine. You are the reason Trump voters are viewed as stupid. I’d bet you would do anything to be his daughter for 5 min just so you could sit on Trump’s lap and feel him get semi hard. You idolize another man cause your life sucks.
What’s the largest group you’ve made laugh? Mine was over 2,000 btw. You wish you had that experience. You wish you were on tv like me. You wish people cared about you and your stupid company and you know deep down that you live an uninteresting life.