I find it funny that he'll try to bring himself up(calling himself handsome or smart, yada yada) but he will never put anyone else down. But sometimes, he tries to make a joke making fun of someone else and then instantly regrets it.
C'mon, people. That's not a roast, that's just criticism. A roast is supposed to be zippy one liners. Like this: Markiplier, if I wanted to kill myself, I'd just climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
The Fruit Of All Derps Aaaaactually... If you go back to some of his oldest reading comments videos he states that his hair is pretty gray, you just can't see it on camera. In case you already knew that I apologise.
I'm imagining Mark and Sean as old men arguing over who made the best videos. "Back in the day my channel was the real thing. Kids don't even know what RUclips is these days." "Oh, YOUR channel was the real thing? I bet I could teach you a thing or two about good content, sonny!"
Mark I dont know which is sadder you do youtube because no job accepts you including mc Donald's (reason he is OVER QUALIFIED) or how much more fun it is to watch paint dry
He really is. The people who said he was sad are clearly trying to psychoanalyze when all the experience they have is a high school psychology class and r/im14andthisisdeep. Sometimes, things are exactly what they look like, not something deeper.
9:45 the ONLY decent roast that Mark showed us here was also an amazing piece of poetry. Nathan Hildebrandt deserves an award. His poetry is so lit, it roasted Mark XD
heh, most of those who were shown tried too hard. They could have stick to a less than 20 words roast and it would have been far more funny. "You could have been an engineer. Guess that chain of wrong decisions had to start somewhere..."
@@NWolfsson Hope you don't mind, but I copied that one for use against a troll next time one opens their mouth, and I will tell them this one right here.
Anna R. Same goes for Jack when people say "I liked the old Jack better". Such comments have no basis to them. Jack started off as a loud, obnoxious Irish gamer. What is he now? Still a loud, obnoxious Irish gamer.
I'm so glad he responded to these with such a comedic tone, it's amazing. I'm that kind of person who likes transparency for fans or people in general. It really surprised me how much he's truly stayed close to his self. That's great
It is confirmed... Search up septiplier and you'll find actuall pics of them... Uh... IF UR 16 AND YOUNGER DON'T SEARCH IT UP! It was an accident for me to search it up... I wanted to find an image I saw on a video :
+Bourne Jasper is your life so filled with childish intellect it makes you feel good about scamming people cause tou can't move out of tour mom's house... or are you just practicing so you can go to jail earlier.
Roast Mark? I can do that. I can do that without saying a damn word! **towers over Mark and gently pats his head** (I am a young Asian girl who is still growing)
I saw a lot of things that said 13 and 12 year olds would laugh at and enjoy his comedy...WE DO!! Among others!! This man is funny! He makes us smile! He helped me in dark times and has helped others!! He has also created alter egos for our enjoyment!! So 😝!!
S'more fun don't worry my friend is 12 and 4'5. We call her shorty😂😂 she's up to my stomach. Not to mention my cousin is 5'4 and is six years older than me and I'm 5'5😂😂
1.Pewdiepie roasts Jacksepticeye 2.Jacksepticeye roasts Pewdiepie 3.Mark is here all alone by himself getting roasted by his fans Holy moly guacamole extra cheese and pepperoni give me some ravioli how did I get 600 like-aronis?
When Mark said he doesn´t have grey hair but Jack does I literally left out a big "OHHHHHHHH" lmao Poor Sean, tho, the poor guy didn´t have anything to do with this lol
Every time anybody says something like "You make videos that only 12 year olds laugh at!" Or "Your jokes are fart jokes only 14 year olds would laugh at!" I just always go "That's an insult against [insert whatever age they put]."
And then there's you, the nine year old with the stupid profile picture that's attempting to roast kids older than you. I don't actually mean it, sorry, just practicing my roasts 😊
Tsukikari Anime Channel And your cousin's car looks like your math teacher and this conversation is very naughty and you know it! COMBO TOUCHÉ RUDE booyah
You know what? Good for him. he knows that hes happy and doesnt let other peoples opinion get to him, at all. THATS why i am a subscriber of the markiplier
@@frickyou2162 They obviously said they were canadian, he probably wouldve said that no matter what nationality he was. Stop trying to label people racists at the drop of the hat.
That septiplier fangril Thank you for this comment. You've really spent your time wisely and efficiently. This comment will ultimately change my life as a whole...I'll be a different person now. Also, your name sounds like a child wrote it. Please don't waste time telling me what my name sounds like
I've been a veterinarian for about eight years now. When a dog struggles during euthanasia I tell them "You won't live in the same world as Markiplier anymore" and they will go peacefully with a smile on their face and an ear to my lap as to say 'I needed to hear that'. I've learned never to tell them before the appointed "time" because they'll refuse to leave my office. It's really sad to see. I know when you publish a new video because I start to hear scratching on my front door. I can't bear the pain anymore... Mark, PLEASE stop!
Damn....I had to stop watching half way because I got sad. It makes me cry to think that one day mark isn't going to be there anymore. But yet,we will all still love you until the end.
My mom told me to take out the trash... but I couldn't find you. I would roast you but it's illegal to burn trash. Mark can you get that bottle of honey? Oh wait... the shelf is 6 feet.... I'll go ask Tyler. |Don't get offended just messing around|
chase bishop dude what’s bad about a default profile picture they are still the same people as us and also don’t say that it was a joke because I see your reply everywhere on the video
Can I have more of these videos? This is actually really cool to see people roasting someone and actually taking criticism off of the roasts. Shows how real the hate is for some people and shows how mean they can be. More of these please :3
＊Me, enjoying Mark's video＊: 😃 8:16 *“You didn't have to say you were Canadian... I could tell by the grammar.”* 😦 I wonder how he was able to reach up to such a high-level insult.
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Mark: *Roasts Jack, then apologizes.*
Earlier on: "YOU CAN'T BACKTRACK!"
XD
He’s done the same to Amy here in 2019.
9:37
I like how he roasts Jack but then instantly apologizes. Lmao.
NO BACKTRACKSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I find it funny that he'll try to bring himself up(calling himself handsome or smart, yada yada) but he will never put anyone else down. But sometimes, he tries to make a joke making fun of someone else and then instantly regrets it.
SEPTIPLIER AWAYYYYYY~
That shows he's a genuine guy. I love Mark☺️💖
NO, YOU MORON! STOP SUMMONING THE FANGIRLS-
C'mon, people. That's not a roast, that's just criticism. A roast is supposed to be zippy one liners. Like this:
Markiplier, if I wanted to kill myself, I'd just climb to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.
Pokerface lol
Damn, that's a good one. XD
Pokerface classic
Howard Wright wtf
Actually a roast is specifically criticism to attack someone and roast them. Even your own roast was technically criticism of his ego and IQ. Lol
"I didn't even shed a tear, and everyone knows how easliy i cry."
XD I'M DYING
HAHA YES I CRIED FROM LAUGHTER
WAIT MARK..... if you had the last name as doom.... you need to get a doctorate, We would have to call you Dr. Doom
unfortunately, he dropped out of college so he'll never be "Doctor" anything
YES. JUST YES.
God dam that would be awesome
Dr. Markiplier Doom.
@@taylorbritt499 Dr Doom honoris causa
We call my bus driver Dr. Phil and we call the bus the Dr.Phil Express
Mark: wAS tHAt a SHorT jOKE?!?
comments: allow us to introduce ourselves
Yes
Nice to meet you
Memento mori, cult member.
How the fuck is 5’10 short
"Your comedy is based off jokes that a 13 year old would laugh at"
Yea, me.
I read this comment right when he was saying it lmao
Paramedic_Zone Studios you know what else would make a thirteen year old laugh? Friggin everything that makes adults laugh
I have a big ego I will kill them
@@eldmusic lol
Omg I also read this at the same time
9:35 i can hear jack now...
“HEY! HEEEY! MARK! MY HAIR ISNT TURNING GREY! Not yet anyway...”
The Fruit Of All Derps Aaaaactually...
If you go back to some of his oldest reading comments videos he states that his hair is pretty gray, you just can't see it on camera.
In case you already knew that I apologise.
I'm imagining Mark and Sean as old men arguing over who made the best videos.
"Back in the day my channel was the real thing. Kids don't even know what RUclips is these days."
"Oh, YOUR channel was the real thing? I bet I could teach you a thing or two about good content, sonny!"
I read that in his voice
No it would be
HEY!! HEEEY!!! MERK!! MY HAIR ISN'T TURNING GREY! Not yet aneyway...
@@sarazakrzewska5628 ROASTED!🔥🔥🔥
This was more like Markiplier roasts his fans
yea he roasts them AFTER they roast him.
but MarkipIier doesn't give a f#%k about people roasting him
DaCreeper005's Fire they hardly even roasted him.
I know right.
Dylan Pettit couldn't be more right.
Mark:also my hair is not grey I am not jackseptieye
OOF
hi jack
I will not stand for this disrespect towards Jack. Unsubscribe
Sodakite I love you videos
@@maxlane713 he's flipping joking
Sans I know I was joking as well
Jack: I would very much like to be excluded from this narrative
got that reference XD (though I only know of it because of a couple of British boys...oh well)
+QuirkyQuin honestly same xD
Jessica Smith No shame lol
Though it vaguely reminds me of Hamilton, too..
Is that Hamilton I hear?
***** No... I did hear something though... Wait, there it is again! Listen....
LAFAYETTE!
Isnt it adorable that Mark tried to be careful with what he says even when he tries to insult?
Not adorable
YUP! Plus, trying not to get demonitised.😅😅😅
I would make a joke about Mark's height but it would go over his head.
Soikuri OMG thats the best one so far
Good one hahaha, it'd make him laugh or trigger him xD
Soikuri ... Respect
hahaha Fantastic one-liner!
That's a good one! xD
"You didn't have to say you're Canadian, I could tell by your grammer." That was awesome.
Ikr🤣
@Jared Christian That hurt
I'm Canadian
im guessing you're canadian as well
As a Canadian with half decent grammar, I winced. That one hurt lmfao.
"You didnt need to say you were Canadian... I could tell by the grammar." Everyone knows.... THAT is the best roast on the internet, case closed
Lawliet for Lifue | Just so you know, there were a few Canadians watching this. It severely offended the majority of them. :)
Just sayin this guys picture is off a lorena leopards hat
Shrecked
Well yeah it is if you have terrible taste in insults
@@javeriajamal9471 dude your profile picture is literally spongebob from that one scene where he said imagination
Fans: roast markiplier
Markiplier: uno reverse card
Oh my God
Or more accurate description would have been:
no u
*FANS* roast markiplier?
Mark I dont know which is sadder you do youtube because no job accepts you including mc Donald's (reason he is OVER QUALIFIED) or how much more fun it is to watch paint dry
@@chillintriangle1223 ???????
I can't insult this man. I just can't. He's having the time of his life and it's contagious...
He really is. The people who said he was sad are clearly trying to psychoanalyze when all the experience they have is a high school psychology class and r/im14andthisisdeep. Sometimes, things are exactly what they look like, not something deeper.
this is the quality content I subbed for
Blue Skye! Same
Blue Skye!
You came for the chance to see Mark rip his shirt off and flex (ΘεΘ;)
HELLZ YEAH
Totally
too true
Mark Doom, Thats badass bro
Imagine his DOOM let's plays combo with that name,that be awesome and bragging rights to be about
AceItX True, That would be awesome
Crazy Builder yeah it does
Yessssssss! That sounds so awesome! Mark Doom!
Yep!!!
9:45 the ONLY decent roast that Mark showed us here was also an amazing piece of poetry. Nathan Hildebrandt deserves an award. His poetry is so lit, it roasted Mark XD
"Your hair is brighter than your future"
AND YOU DIDN'T READ THAT?!?!
HUUUUUUGH! (#hu challenge)
cmccjohns2 maybe he just had a good comeback and didn't want to make the commenter cry
cmccjohns2 I saw that one and other good ones too!
Gigi Burkett MUUUUUUUUNGUUUUUUS
He probably read as many as he could but just posted a few. If he was to record every single one that he had we'd be here all day XD
Is no one gonna talk about that me/my mistake?
Oh I knoowww!! I practically screamed at the screen when I saw that!
Alice Destriel shush we don't need too. we never need to speak of it again. It makes me shudder 😂😂
why would anyone talk about that
Nice😃
Alice Destriel IKR!!?!!?!?! XD
THE ONLY TIME MARK GETS LAID IS IF HE CRAWLS INSIDE A CHICKEN AND WAITS
Anton Duck lmao bro xD.. that and if jack was available :p
Dang I wish I could roast like that
ded
XD
just ded
😂😂💀
me too
To be roasted?
8:18 WAT DID YOO SAY ABOT CANADA! WE HVE GRET GRAMER!
Aboot*
Im
Yoo its the drildo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Sure
When you're waiting for someone to say "you could have been a engineer "
Lyn Lome
When there are dozens of those comments...
heh, most of those who were shown tried too hard. They could have stick to a less than 20 words roast and it would have been far more funny.
"You could have been an engineer. Guess that chain of wrong decisions had to start somewhere..."
Evelyn Blome wanna date?
God yes
@@NWolfsson Hope you don't mind, but I copied that one for use against a troll next time one opens their mouth, and I will tell them this one right here.
Remember kids, if a stranger offers you drugs say thank you because drugs are expensive
HEY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!
Juuzou Suzuya Well Jaysus Crista
Juuzou Suzuya Thanks for the advice ^^
Juuzou Suzuya Thanks bro
Juuzou Suzuya yep
since you like poems mark:
Roses are red,
My name is Dave,
this makes no sense,
Microwave.
That was on team edge's channel too 0.0
Dank Dank That poem is genius!!!!
Dank Dank mi-crow-wave. sorry, its a phandom thing...
Dank Dank but my name is david
Amy Coetzer DAN AND PHIL YASSSS
Mark: *asks fans to roast him*
Fans: “well, nothing off the top of my head.” *proceeds to pull out an entire binder labeled roasts*
can we stop and talk about the posibility of darkiplier's full name being dark doom
karou omg yes!
I've never thought of that. Well, shit. XD
karou yes!!! I thought about tht 2 when he said tht!!
lol that actually is kinda clever and would be pretty funny!
omg bless
they were supposed to roast you but you ROAST them instead BAD ASSS
I believe that was the idea from the start. ;)
FUCK YEAH!!!!!
Boom. Roasted
We Canadians are too polite and have too much common sense to dislike a Markiplier video.
I mean, fight fire with Fire. Though, it’s hard to fight smoke with a zippo, I suppose, and that’s what *actually* happened.
I don't understand the whole old vs new markiplier. He is the same goof he always was.
Anna R. Same goes for Jack when people say "I liked the old Jack better". Such comments have no basis to them. Jack started off as a loud, obnoxious Irish gamer. What is he now? Still a loud, obnoxious Irish gamer.
AntiTroll1000 a loud, obnoxious, FAMOUS(ish) Irish gamer
Anna R. I don't either
People who hold to the past
Anna R. i'd have to disagree, although, I am having a hard time putting a finger on what exactly is different
Mark: how cool would it be to be named mark doom! Holy shit!
Me: made my day
As a Canadian, I'm going to try very hard to not get offended by 7:32.
Fair enough. sorry(lol)
This is honestly the first time I've heard of Canadians having poor grammer.
Praise The Sun Did you make sure that when you wrote this sentence, you made sure you spelt it all right? 🌿😂
Isaiah Villatuya It's rather hard to insult someone for having bad Grammar, when you "spelt" spelled wrong :/
Praise The Sun .......same.....
Praise The Sun same
this video should be called "Markiplier roasts fans"
lol
omfg you said "lol" to your own comment i like you your funny.
Michael Marranca Yeah it should
Jordan Lockyer it's a trap! I think
I'm pretty sure that he lost some of his subsribers.
I hope that people realize when someone asks you to ‘roast’ them they don’t mean ‘write a goddamn essay about my inner fears’ 😂
😂
I'm so glad he responded to these with such a comedic tone, it's amazing. I'm that kind of person who likes transparency for fans or people in general. It really surprised me how much he's truly stayed close to his self. That's great
My insult is...
Vanish. BOOM!!!
Kudos to anyone who got that!
Samantha Darnell XD
Lol
Samantha Darnell XD
HAHA
Samantha Darnell XD lol
"And my hair isn't turning gray I'm not Jackseptieye (might have spelled name wrong)..... Sorry Jack, you're not apart of this... OH GOD" 😂😂
9:35-9:44
*Jacksepticeye
It is confirmed... Search up septiplier and you'll find actuall pics of them... Uh... IF UR 16 AND YOUNGER DON'T SEARCH IT UP! It was an accident for me to search it up... I wanted to find an image I saw on a video :
There's actual pics of em like um let's say kissing but animated pics of em.... That are innapropriot
Nikki Blackwood OMG no offense to antiseptiplier fans, BUT MARK CARES!! SEPTIPLIER ALERT!!
He could have been an engineer...
and less wealthy
nervous kid i know people are stupid
Actually, if he were an engineer, he'd be making as much, if not more, than he is now.
no, youtubers take money baths on a regular basis
Azazel I guess you don't really know much about RUclipsr money or engineer money.
Despite your accomplishments you will never reach your expectations
you're too short
Its kind of an overused roast , it doesn't have the OH BURN factor , move on.
Well at least give him points for trying
Shravani Mukherjee da oof
Triggered
Shravani Mukherjee that migt be a bit of a ‘stretch
Lol "excuse my puberty"
(Somewhat off topic) I would roast him... its just, i only roast myself...
ya fuckin weirdo
Walrus In Training I can relate I roast myself while other people roast me so.......I fucking hate school....I hate the bully's!
Marks ego is so inflated, we could have used it to prevent the Hindenburg disaster
Scrub Lord lmfao 😭😭
Holy god that was great! XD
Scrub Lord Mark's ego is almost as inflated as the US economy
That was good.
+Bourne Jasper is your life so filled with childish intellect it makes you feel good about scamming people cause tou can't move out of tour mom's house... or are you just practicing so you can go to jail earlier.
And he could have been an engineer...
;)
i cant believe nobody posted that! or he didnt show it...
MCNT052 he showed it in an oh sir video the other day.
Also, less wealthy and famous.
Less wealthy? Not really.
Less famous? Probbably, but who really cares about fame?
Me: *sets password to Markiplier*
Computer: your password is too short
Me: I know but don't tell him, he'll get mad
Someone said it
Its pretty old
Bruh the original comment is legit above yours
Shut up
U just copied this
When you copy the top comment.
Was anybody else searching the comments for Jacksepticeye after he said, "And also my hair is not gray! I'm not Jacksepticeye."?😂😂
Harley Quinn me 😂😂. I was.
Sassy Septiplier
MEEEE
Sassy Septiplier. Oh that's at 9:36 I was looking for it will I was reading the comments
Sassy Septiplier ME!!!!!!! Lol XD
yes xD sassy plier xD
Your last name was almost doom? So you mean that you were almost named after the state of your channel?
Stormberry 999 That was pretty great in all honesty.
Stormberry 999 he got the All Mighty ROASTING fit for a king
Stormberry 999 I'm crying oh my god that was amazing
i'm crying omg **slow clap**
Oh shit!! 😂
Roast Mark? I can do that. I can do that without saying a damn word!
**towers over Mark and gently pats his head**
(I am a young Asian girl who is still growing)
well done. hey, lets high five up here shall we?
I'm tall too! tall squad!
Isagail Carshuen OMG 😂
Can relate I'm 6'6 c:
me too
Rewatching this, I realized at 6:27 the roast ironically fits many of his current self reflections from 2018 and even relatively recently into 2019.
I saw a lot of things that said 13 and 12 year olds would laugh at and enjoy his comedy...WE DO!! Among others!! This man is funny! He makes us smile! He helped me in dark times and has helped others!! He has also created alter egos for our enjoyment!! So 😝!!
I stand by you with that statement.
"man". i see him alot younger
I agree people of all ages probably actually they definitely do people around the world do.
this comment is so positive I love it (I 100% agree btw)
I stand by you to
the only thing that triggered him in that was this 6:46
I almost had soda come outta my nose when I saw that. Though I was expecting more short jokes.
Totally didn't notice, you know, between the very subtle "TRIGGERED" subtitles that appeared and the clear change in tone.
"Was that a short joke!? ...that better not be a *f*cking* short joke...!!! 😡😡"
My fav part💖💖
Sammii Bee hah same
I would probably say the same thing, considering im 13 and 4'8. AKA im shorter than a 5th grader and im a 7th grader.
William Johnson oops😂😂😂
S'more fun don't worry my friend is 12 and 4'5. We call her shorty😂😂 she's up to my stomach. Not to mention my cousin is 5'4 and is six years older than me and I'm 5'5😂😂
Old comedy: Makes a balls joke right on the spot.
New comedy: Can't even finish a sentence...
1.Pewdiepie roasts Jacksepticeye
2.Jacksepticeye roasts Pewdiepie
3.Mark is here all alone by himself getting roasted by his fans
Holy moly guacamole extra cheese and pepperoni give me some ravioli how did I get 600 like-aronis?
XD
Madethegamer XD
Madethegamer lmfaooo true
ooooohhhhh is that a hint of Jelix
i am just kidding ;)
NOOOOOOO JELIX CAN DIE IN A HOLE
I tried to use "Markiplier" as my password, but it was too short.
Killershy Pegasi W
???
I wanna like that comment, but I just can't.
...FUCK.
Lord Jenkins wazzup
I GOT A FLASHLIGHT FOR CHRISTMAS IT RAN OUT OF BATTERIES BUT ITS STILL BRIGHTER THEN YOUR FUTURE PAST AND PRESENT
Star Striker lol
That past remark is so true though.
You can really tell Mark is at his best during this video, like my god his glee is so contagious
I love both past Markiplier and present Markiplier because they are both lovable weirdos❤✌
agreed 😊
Yet one is more superior than the other .
Draco Blaze im a girl but thank for the reply😛😀😄
It doesn't seem much of a difference in between the two for me.
i sooo agree
"And no, my hair is not turning grey. I am not jacksepticeye." OMG MARK XD
Septiplier_Is_Life Your name is life
XD that one was savage .... and excellent.
Septiplier_Is_Life he is so savage in that part
Septiplier_Is_Life incoming savage
He freaking turned his savage on
When Mark said he doesn´t have grey hair but Jack does I literally left out a big "OHHHHHHHH" lmao
Poor Sean, tho, the poor guy didn´t have anything to do with this lol
Same XD
Same here! And I probably woke up half my family doing it! XD It's like one in the morning. I should probably sleep...
SpaceWaifuu, poor sean i hope he does'nt see this his heart will be broken and septiplier will sink
Sohail Hashim lol awesome comment it might actually be true
frisk the fallen human you mean doesn't** ?
Person: roasts mark
Mark: insults canada
if laughter is the best medicine im sure your curing the whole world right now
that was more of a compliment than a roast
Haruka Nanase Obviously because the video was uploaded already
Ms. Meloetta maybe like : if laughter is the best medicine im sure your curing the whole world because they would be laughing at you!!!
ROASTED!!!
President Gaming damn that's a good onr
7:21 did anyone notice the typo he made? or is it just me lmao
Pewdiesepticplier Phandom Are you a vegan aswell?
Yes. . .
Pewdiesepticplier Phandom yah he kinda sucks at typing 😂
I did
Pewdiesepticplier Phandom what did he say
Normal mark: vlogs
Old mark: VEE-LOGS
This is actually really good
Is it bad I got upset at people at "roasting" him? Like jesus how protective can I get??
same... a lot of them were just really mean and not funny at all :(
10:48
Some of them weren’t roasts just people telling him they’re unsatisfied with his videos because they’ve grown up.
I would've just typed
"Jacksepticeye"
Dum Dum 4 well then why didnt you *dum dum* not pun intended
Dum Dum 4 10/10 roast
Dum Dum 4 that doesn't make any sense...
Dum Dum 4 eat it
MrNore1 what does that even mean
And why do you hate the ocean? You can just use your overly inflated ego to stay afloat.
lol I love that one. :P
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH
I love it!
Super Saiyan God Vegeto last less than 10 minutes now fucker.
Super Saiyan God Vegeto that was great xD
Lol I wanna roast the guy that made the poem.
" You must be Robert Frost
Because your roasts are freezing"
I would have been
" Nice poem, now roast me."
If his last name was Doom, we all know he would not be a RUclipsr, but a doctor. Dr. Doom.
Every time anybody says something like "You make videos that only 12 year olds laugh at!" Or "Your jokes are fart jokes only 14 year olds would laugh at!" I just always go "That's an insult against [insert whatever age they put]."
Panic! Because I need a username! Oooh i get it.
You make jokes only pornstars laugh at...
*thats an insult to 8 year olds*
Savage
@@priwanio4gawgaw true
Every 13 year old right now would be ssoooooooo TRIGGERED because of the part on 9:05
ninja ghost I didn't get triggered
And then there's you, the nine year old with the stupid profile picture that's attempting to roast kids older than you.
I don't actually mean it, sorry, just practicing my roasts 😊
Magical Gaming ha I'd not be joking
ninja ghost well I am 11 and I am triggered.
Im 13 #TRIGGERED
"And no, my hair is not turning grey. I'm NOT Jacksepticeye." Ooooooooooooooooooooooooohh!
Samantha Haggy rip Jack-a-boy
Don't show this video to Jack...Mark would be dead...
Graceful Mess
mark doom I think cool
I was actually was expecting to see a comment from Jack about that XD
Alternative title: Markiplier tells his fans to roast him so he can roast them back.
Mark is so short, he has to wears shorts as his pants.
your buzz cut is so ugly even beer says hell no!
Ha ha ha.... Ha... Ha... Funneh.... you got me there m8.... (not)
"Oh look he's short! gotta make a joke out of it just to insult a person!"
Wrong. Mark doesn't wear pants.
PastorGains ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh snap some shots fired
PastorGains You almost had it. If you hadn't messed up "wears" then it would have been great.
8:17 EXCUSE ME SIR? I'm so triggered. I'm going to go drink my maple syrup in my igloo.
Don't forget to bring in your sled dogs and pet beaver! (from Calgary)
Brigid Kelly Same, he didn't even say sorry or anything ;-;
Brigid Kelly ok good for u
Me too, I'm ABOOT to cry! :P (from Quebec city)
oh ya bud what aboot your pet polar bear aye (Nova Scotia)
"You red-nosed the fuck you" - Markiplier, 2016.
Griffin Raynor Best quote of 2016. 😂
mark is funny
ha
Justin Manning K
Fuck off Rich
His hair reminds me off a carnival
P.s you got me out of depression mark. I was heading down a bad past and I watched your videos and now I smile
Exactly how I feel about him, thank you Markiplier!!!!
Dear Mark:
Your sense of style is your house and your mother acts like elderberries and your hat is a cheese shop, you commoner!
Tsukikari Anime Channel And your cousin's car looks like your math teacher and this conversation is very naughty and you know it! COMBO TOUCHÉ RUDE booyah
Tsukikari Anime Channel Wow, not a great roast but you shouldn't be mean to his mother that's just rude
This conversation wants some wang, which is an ancient Chinese proverb!
You brought elderberries into this! That has gone too far!
Your math teacher looks like your cousin's car and your face your face is very naughty!
"is that a short joke, it better not be a f***** short joke" 😂😂😂
You're even shorter than your attention span.
Hannah Cowley OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
How tall is Markiplier?
Lol
idk but any way I think he is tall
You know what? Good for him. he knows that hes happy and doesnt let other peoples opinion get to him, at all. THATS why i am a subscriber of the markiplier
soulessmustard- same
+ *soulessmustard* Subscriber of the Markiplier! That rhymes! XD
soulessmustard same
2:30 - 2:38 = best content ever i could watch that for years
Are you sure the goal is to roast you because you are the only one doing the real roasting.
He said he could tell that she/he was canadian cause of tge hand writing sounds a bit racist
@@frickyou2162 -_-
@@frickyou2162 They obviously said they were canadian, he probably wouldve said that no matter what nationality he was. Stop trying to label people racists at the drop of the hat.
Shut up. He just says something stupid and you pretend it would be good. What kind of fanbase is this
Mark are you lost?
Hell is far from here
Bunny Lover oh my gOD
0///0 HOW DARE YOU! JK lol
HAHAHA HOLY SHIT
XD to all tall people lol
Bunny Lover ⊙ω⊙ Umm nice one err
Yep....new comedy is still golden😂😂😂😂😂
Its better too
That septiplier fangril
Thank you for this comment. You've really spent your time wisely and efficiently. This comment will ultimately change my life as a whole...I'll be a different person now.
Also, your name sounds like a child wrote it. Please don't waste time telling me what my name sounds like
you seven? That was the best sarcasm I've read all day wait it's the only sarcasm I've read
from sex jokes to stutters and a fuck you
I've been a veterinarian for about eight years now. When a dog struggles during euthanasia I tell them "You won't live in the same world as Markiplier anymore" and they will go peacefully with a smile on their face and an ear to my lap as to say 'I needed to hear that'.
I've learned never to tell them before the appointed "time" because they'll refuse to leave my office. It's really sad to see.
I know when you publish a new video because I start to hear scratching on my front door.
I can't bear the pain anymore... Mark, PLEASE stop!
you mentioned my name in the vid. love ya mark
after 09:23
Margarita Malinina oh i get it Margarita lol
ohhh i get it
Margarita Malinina lol
lol
"you didn't need to say that your Canadian... I could tell by the grammar"😂😂😂
ace of lols that was quite the burn 😂
Rect
I am actually triggered by Mark's statement. :(
ace of lols rlly
I laughed at that too, that one was really good😂
Roast: Your short.
Mark: *TRIGGERED*
Cloudfur You're*
Sorry,not sorry
IT'S TIME TO STOP!!
Cloudfur fucking ugly fury. The average man is less than 5.10not 6 feet dumb ass. And you are probably an inch
Roast 2: stop roasting people or you well get roasted.
Cloudfur: TWO TIMES TRIGGERED
Na ni DO U EVEN KNOW WHAT TRIGGERED MEANS its different from roasted. It means like when someone is annoying another guy that guy is getting bothered.
MARK DOOM sounds amazing love you dude and keep up the great and grand work and i will always watch your great content
11:39he just roasted him self again hes doing the work for us
snow wolf, yeah
snow wolf Lol he can make fun of himself. I wish I could.
Damn....I had to stop watching half way because I got sad. It makes me cry to think that one day mark isn't going to be there anymore. But yet,we will all still love you until the end.
Isabella Midgett Let's not see it that way. Cherish that giggly bitch Markimoo :) in whatever he does and look at his bright side.(If he has one!)
Stop crying there's better to see in mark if you here to stay and "will love him till he dies" just appreciate every thing in mark🙂😊😋
Please don't say that it makes me want to cry because I love Mark
Don't worry you'll see Mark in a better place just think about that better than life
In memory to MARKIPLIER, we all love you!
My mom told me to take out the trash... but I couldn't find you.
I would roast you but it's illegal to burn trash.
Mark can you get that bottle of honey? Oh wait... the shelf is 6 feet.... I'll go ask Tyler.
|Don't get offended just messing around|
You could have used brackets instead of lines
chase bishop
dude what’s bad about a default profile picture they are still the same people as us
and also don’t say that it was a joke because I see your reply everywhere on the video
chase bishop
What if they don’t know how to
They are still people too
What was I thinking? You're right, I don't know what came over me
k whinnie the pooh, your bottle of honey can wait
Can I have more of these videos? This is actually really cool to see people roasting someone and actually taking criticism off of the roasts. Shows how real the hate is for some people and shows how mean they can be. More of these please :3
I would make a joke about Marks heigth but it would go over his head
Tamika Night I would make a joke about your spelling of height being completely incorrect, but... It wouldn't be a joke.
Tamika Night that was a good roast though lol 😂 no offense intended with the comment I put!
Oh my god
THAT'S HILLARIOUS. I would never have thought of it!
Tamika Night you got them good
I always watch Markplier when I'm feeling down.. It's good to know there are someone out there worse off than me
Chris Dams How dare you. That was horrible. Pretty good is what sucks
I don't think I could ever roast Mark
Me Myself And I Same
same
I can here's my life ending roast: Your'er mom gay
6:47 to 6:52 was a literal mood. And I feel that every time someone mentions my height.
I always get short jokes😒
1:35 The first comment is really making me hit the screen. You guys will feel it if you know Markiplier's history
Iscar ya... D:
Iscar
I feel it
Iscar Wait what history are you talking about? I took a break from watching Mark's vids
I was hoping there wouldn't be any insults concerning the word 'father'
And @squirrel dude look for his Draw My Life video
Off topic but HIS VOICE IS SO CLEAR LIKE DAMN WHAT MIC DO U USE
chowder thedogggo HE IS HIS MIC
chowder thedogggo his voice is Heavily
chowder thedogggo he uses the puberty Mike
I know right?
it’s called voice of the Gods (or Miciplier), unavailable for purchase unless you are the real Markiplier
im crying at the comment where the guy couldnt spell
Same XD
Canada says they're *sorry* for their bad spelling
They may need spelling, but guess who needs punctuation? 😏
＊Me, enjoying Mark's video＊:
😃
8:16
*“You didn't have to say you were Canadian... I could tell by the grammar.”*
😦
I wonder how he was able to
reach up to such a high-level insult.