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  • Опубликовано: 20 июн 2023
  • It's time for your annual Fear Assessment. Nothing to worry about. Perfectly ordinary Mandela Catalogue stuff. You aren't afraid are you?
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @stitchedtwinkleteddy
    @stitchedtwinkleteddy 10 месяцев назад +4249

    I just imagine Amy standing there hearing Mark yelling about a spear and then just seeing the tip of a boar spear popping in and out of the doorway

    • @dark6091
      @dark6091 10 месяцев назад +33

      💀🤣

    • @flamingtorrent2109
      @flamingtorrent2109 10 месяцев назад +244

      Not to mention the yelling about Jesus & demons 😂

    • @ethanor
      @ethanor 10 месяцев назад +175

      I'm guessing she's used to it

    • @unknownbaguette6823
      @unknownbaguette6823 10 месяцев назад +104

      @@ethanor Just another Wednesday for her!

    • @bellb783
      @bellb783 10 месяцев назад +15

      I was just about to type this lol 😂

  • @LittleDemonInside
    @LittleDemonInside 10 месяцев назад +3680

    The real fear was watching Mark try to sheathe the spear head without hurting himself.

    • @rachelme4662
      @rachelme4662 10 месяцев назад +92

      That and also when he decided to put it in the hallway where Amy could of easily walked past

    • @LIL_BUNNYJK28293
      @LIL_BUNNYJK28293 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@rachelme4662who’s Amy I forgot

    • @valeries9297
      @valeries9297 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@LIL_BUNNYJK28293his girlfriend

    • @LIL_BUNNYJK28293
      @LIL_BUNNYJK28293 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@valeries9297 he has a girlfriend?
      Where have I been all this time?

    • @enderking333
      @enderking333 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@rachelme4662I don't get it how would that be bad?

  • @R3DAACTED
    @R3DAACTED 9 месяцев назад +1955

    The only things I've taken from this
    1. I'm not susceptible to horror
    2. Mark has a boar spear
    3. I want a boar spear

    • @achannelwith53subsfornorea38
      @achannelwith53subsfornorea38 8 месяцев назад +79

      Ok but analog horror isn’t really scary, just a bit unsettling, your not playing the game and it’s a bit goofy seeing mark in the corner. If you truly think you’re unsusceptible to horror, you should probs play an actual horror game

    • @Gamer-wy5mu
      @Gamer-wy5mu 4 месяца назад

      @@achannelwith53subsfornorea38
      1. He probably has
      2. This wasn't even unsettling or horrifying, and I was laughing alot
      3. Cry all you want we don't care about you or what you say

    • @ilectus
      @ilectus 4 месяца назад +16

      @@Gamer-wy5mu That's rude. He raises a good point too.
      1. Probably hasn't if he's boasting the idea that he's not susceptible to horror.
      2. I wonder why. Mark was goofing off the entire video and it is not scary, entertaining sure, but nowhere near scary and you aren't cool because you didn't get scared like you think you are.
      3. Not sure why you made it personal for no reason he was stating some valid points and you reply like somebody pissed in your cereal.

    • @Splatooty
      @Splatooty 3 месяца назад +4

      @@ilectus Well, to be honest, most of the time, Mark takes the horror off of the game, with light-hearted joking and being scared himself. He just lifts some of the frights off the game when he plays a horror game, lmao.

    • @himelmao1697
      @himelmao1697 3 месяца назад

      play this game with headphones full screen and follow the rules, shit is not scary until you actually play it@@achannelwith53subsfornorea38

  • @totallyalan13
    @totallyalan13 10 месяцев назад +4160

    Game rules: Open all doors, shine a light on your face, be alone, shut off all light
    Mark: *follows all of them*
    Game rules: focus on the test
    Mark: So I got a BOAR SPEAR HERE-

    • @TheColourfulSidetwitch
      @TheColourfulSidetwitch 10 месяцев назад +102

      I got 4 letters for u- adhd

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@TheColourfulSidetwitchisn't that three (3)?

    • @PoisonFlower765
      @PoisonFlower765 9 месяцев назад +5

      @ParamaterX that would be two (2) letters

    • @Dracomancili
      @Dracomancili 9 месяцев назад +9

      ​@@PoisonFlower765ty for the chuckle

    • @DripMonarch
      @DripMonarch 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@PoisonFlower765 Dude just because there is the letter d twice does not mean it counts as only one letter .

  • @kaden1991
    @kaden1991 10 месяцев назад +3399

    Now we just need a horror game where the monster is just markiplier chasing you while holding a boar spear and asking you what your pain tolerance is like

    • @SharkSnoot
      @SharkSnoot 10 месяцев назад +102

      I miss some of the old fan games. Cuz now I'm imagining a fan made horror where Mark is chasing the player with various "weapons" (to be interpreted loosely). And each time you survive, he uses increasingly dangerous objects. First level is Mark chasing you with some type of ADHD toy 😂

    • @bugpooki
      @bugpooki 10 месяцев назад +21

      add some dialogue in there. make him say “i’m not a masochist” for irony’s sake

    • @SharkSnoot
      @SharkSnoot 10 месяцев назад +25

      Mark's chasing dialogue should include "GO BEYOND", "dense bones", " _I_ am the Buttstabber", etc.
      Edit: HARD MODE IS WARFSTACHE HUNTING YOU DOWN

    • @SharkSnoot
      @SharkSnoot 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@pastelpudding1097 lmao he kills an NPC and you get _one_ warning before the chase begins. Since Mark is totally not a masochist, would him asking "what's your pain tolerance?" be scary enough? And then right as he asks the chase music kicks in

    • @nicholaspeters9919
      @nicholaspeters9919 10 месяцев назад +13

      @@SharkSnootOr alternatively, have him say “I can milk you.” Or otherwise use a quote from the Meat Canyon video.

  • @localsnek
    @localsnek 10 месяцев назад +2215

    The scary part wasn't even the game, it was watching Mark fool around with the most dangerous thing in his house aside from himself

    • @og403
      @og403 10 месяцев назад +78

      Fr when he was randomly stabbing out the door while turned around facing the camera, I was more scared than any part of this video

    • @soulgalaxywolf1024
      @soulgalaxywolf1024 10 месяцев назад +65

      ​@@og403 lol, what scared me was Mark being unable to put it back in its sheath.
      That moment, I just imagined someone about to walk by when a spear randomly pokes out of the doorway for no reason 😂

    • @dripchungus
      @dripchungus 8 месяцев назад +8

      False everybody knows Chica is the most dangerous in the Markiplier house hold

  • @impishlyit9780
    @impishlyit9780 9 месяцев назад +981

    Game: A figure appears in your room-
    Mark: I am armed.

    • @rafael502
      @rafael502 5 месяцев назад +9

      50%+ of Americans:
      "I too, am armed"

    • @Noctazar
      @Noctazar 4 месяца назад +5

      MoistCritikal: THESE... ARE MAGS

    • @rostoma7777
      @rostoma7777 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@rafael502 there are literally more guns in America than people

    • @rostoma7777
      @rostoma7777 Месяц назад

      Like, that's crazy

  • @CALLMESTAR69
    @CALLMESTAR69 9 месяцев назад +665

    My brother is scared of you. He literally screams, cries, and tumbles while he hides behind me when he sees your face. EVERYTIME NO MATTER THE VIDEO! we're calling it Markiphobia

    • @lolecd2262
      @lolecd2262 9 месяцев назад +87

      he def finds markiplier hot

    • @NexusSamurai
      @NexusSamurai 9 месяцев назад

      @@lolecd2262ikr

    • @_Sin_
      @_Sin_ 9 месяцев назад +54

      ​@@lolecd2262Who doesn't?

    • @egg_army
      @egg_army 8 месяцев назад +16

      @@_Sin_ikr?

    • @sanecatlady
      @sanecatlady 8 месяцев назад +24

      ​@@lolecd2262lol reminds me of when I was younger I used to be scared of guys I found attractive 😂😂 Might've been the social anxiety tho

  • @colekiesler6721
    @colekiesler6721 10 месяцев назад +6259

    Fear Assessment: “They are coming in the room.”
    Markiplier: “It’s time to do my spear fighting skills.”

    • @victor.faustus
      @victor.faustus 10 месяцев назад +25

      LEVEL UP!

    • @scrambledeggs2256
      @scrambledeggs2256 10 месяцев назад +17

      Ayo, what they doin in the room

    • @QuiltbagFleabag
      @QuiltbagFleabag 10 месяцев назад +4

      That’s kinda hot

    • @GrandSenseiDarreth
      @GrandSenseiDarreth 10 месяцев назад +4

      Me casually starting a communist empire on my phone while this happened.💀💀

    • @persianking44
      @persianking44 10 месяцев назад +5

      Mark: Amy call an ambulance..... *BUT NOT FOR ME!*

  • @toufusoup
    @toufusoup 10 месяцев назад +2388

    Mark is a man with five ovens, a tactical shovel, reign over squirrels, and now a boar spear.

    • @starfiresreign
      @starfiresreign 10 месяцев назад +81

      Sour patch kids better watch out

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 10 месяцев назад +70

      Mark is just the entire country of Australia put into one non-Aussie

    • @imaginestarz9252
      @imaginestarz9252 10 месяцев назад +38

      Bed knife

    • @michaelts273
      @michaelts273 10 месяцев назад +46

      Don’t forget his crown of kingship over Five Nights at Freddy’s

    • @CamKoudo
      @CamKoudo 10 месяцев назад +12

      Ah yes I could never forget the 5 ovens xD Good times

  • @justozzy5559
    @justozzy5559 10 месяцев назад +255

    8:06 Imagine being Amy during this... You hear Mark in his office, you know he's playing a game, but at the same time, you just see the boar spear peeking out of the door.

  • @cackjooper
    @cackjooper 10 месяцев назад +511

    Assessment: Do you love animals?
    Mark: yes (while holding a boar spear)

    • @atreniv
      @atreniv 5 месяцев назад +4

      Lol

    • @FreakoftheAngels
      @FreakoftheAngels Месяц назад +2

      He said he was only stabbing at human height

  • @k.h.production22669
    @k.h.production22669 10 месяцев назад +1977

    Mark is one of the few people on this planet who when asked "What would you do if someone appeared in your room?" Can answer with "Boar spear"

    • @k.h.production22669
      @k.h.production22669 10 месяцев назад +20

      Also I have legit crippling paranoia and am lightly hallucinating due to lack of sleep, don't ask why I do this to myself lmao
      Edit: Thank you all for the genuine concern, I didn't expect that lol
      I've gone to the doctor and my sleep amount is fine now

    • @gooberius
      @gooberius 10 месяцев назад +9

      ​@k.h.production22669 simply get a boar spear. on a genuine note though, sorry to hear

    • @acidxgurux8128
      @acidxgurux8128 10 месяцев назад +9

      maybe stop watching these kind of videos they are not the best remedy for your head rn :(

    • @ahseymania
      @ahseymania 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@k.h.production22669 hugs for u :c

    • @tracksmyman
      @tracksmyman 10 месяцев назад

      I’m sorry about that, maybe you should take a break from the online world for now and get some sleep. Horror content is not good for you right now.

  • @kenna_michelle
    @kenna_michelle 10 месяцев назад +3391

    Can I just say I love every Markiplier sentence that starts with “I’m not a masochist” because it’s always followed up by the most masochistic shit possible

    • @Mage_Chartreux
      @Mage_Chartreux 10 месяцев назад +36

      @@PepziPlaySlaproyale
      I work with AI generation for a living and this comes off as a human trying to pretend to be ChatGPT, but it's hard as hell to tell if that's actually the case or not. Earlier models of ChatGPT (3.5 included) did struggle with context and understanding what would be appropriate to bring up in terms of tangential information, so who knows.

    • @Designer_Cyber
      @Designer_Cyber 10 месяцев назад +13

      It’s a human pretending to be an A.I. He probably got the text from copy+pasting from ChatGPT. ChatGPT is not on youtube, its on OpenAI. This is just some person wanting attention desperately.

    • @kenna_michelle
      @kenna_michelle 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@PepziPlaySlaproyale Hello! It's great to hear that you appreciate the contrast and humor in Markiplier's sentences that begin with "I'm not a masochist" and then involve masochistic elements. Humor is indeed a subjective experience, and different individuals have varied preferences when it comes to what they find amusing.
      The comedic effect of unexpected or contradictory elements is a common technique used to create laughter. Markiplier's use of this pattern seems to resonate with you, and that's perfectly fine. People have different senses of humor, and what one person finds entertaining may not necessarily appeal to someone else.
      If you enjoy this particular pattern and find it amusing, there's no reason why you shouldn't continue to appreciate and engage with it. Comedy is a personal preference, and as long as it brings you entertainment and amusement, there's no right or wrong in enjoying it. Embrace your own sense of humor and enjoy the laughter it brings!

    • @Spearmaster-and-suns
      @Spearmaster-and-suns 10 месяцев назад

      You need to do a second rain world video

    • @googol572
      @googol572 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@Designer_Cyberor it's someone offering sound advice and isn't trying to openly be a pain in the ass. Think of that man?

  • @theproindagames9387
    @theproindagames9387 10 месяцев назад +195

    It was nice of Mark to include 14 minutes of horror gameplay with his 2 minute video-flex about the fact that he has a boar spear

  • @talonsandwings17
    @talonsandwings17 10 месяцев назад +600

    It’s so sweet to know that Mark also has those moments where he randomly remembers an Unus Annus moment and goes “God, I miss that video…” It’s a weekly occurrence in our house.

  • @RedF0XDelta
    @RedF0XDelta 10 месяцев назад +1517

    “I’ll do anything to be a hero!”
    I’m 6 foot 5, Mark. Every time a small elderly lady asks me to grab the highest item on the shelf, the Spider-Man theme enters my head. You’re not alone.

    • @diabolusabinfernum3461
      @diabolusabinfernum3461 10 месяцев назад +44

      I just wanna say you're *spectacular.*

    • @RedShirt00000
      @RedShirt00000 10 месяцев назад +34

      I’m 6’2 and once my friend’s grandma asked me to grab a cup from a high shelf, and I’ve never felt so proud of myself

    • @gun_violence_gaming
      @gun_violence_gaming 10 месяцев назад +23

      Friendly neighborhood tall person

    • @adri5596
      @adri5596 10 месяцев назад +6

      @@diabolusabinfernum3461thats really ironic since peter in spectacular spiderman is 5’6 LOL

    • @StupidIsMyJob
      @StupidIsMyJob 10 месяцев назад +11

      6'4" and I feel like I want to bolt around town like Magneto on acid when I'm listening to MF Doom.

  • @blumpet6250
    @blumpet6250 10 месяцев назад +18702

    Markiplier is entering his dad era with the exorbitant amount of grunting and muttering he did while just turning off a light.

    • @someguyonyoutube1
      @someguyonyoutube1 10 месяцев назад +315

      i eat soap
      edit:strawberry flavor😋

    • @LordFarquad-_-
      @LordFarquad-_- 10 месяцев назад +183

      ​@@someguyonyoutube1what's your favorite flavor?

    • @acreator4268
      @acreator4268 10 месяцев назад +88

      He’s getting old :(/j

    • @SergioEduP
      @SergioEduP 10 месяцев назад +122

      @@acreator4268 aren't we all :(

    • @acreator4268
      @acreator4268 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@SergioEduP :(

  • @kingopaf809
    @kingopaf809 10 месяцев назад +101

    imagine Amy just watching a boar spear poking in and out of mark's room while Mark exclaims "WHAAH" each time

  • @dr_skipwith
    @dr_skipwith 9 месяцев назад +72

    0:38 It's little touches like this that makes Lixian best editor in class.

  • @korenpeltzer6263
    @korenpeltzer6263 10 месяцев назад +5066

    "Do you care for animals?"
    *Mark while holding a boar spear* : "Yes"

    • @mhl1716
      @mhl1716 10 месяцев назад +24

      😂🤣🤣

    • @MM-jf1me
      @MM-jf1me 10 месяцев назад +108

      Remember he's only going to stab at human height~

    • @Nobody-wp4ds
      @Nobody-wp4ds 10 месяцев назад +16

      I need a Cloak brand boar spear so badly 😫

    • @Sparkz1607
      @Sparkz1607 10 месяцев назад +25

      you might care for animals, but some animals do *not* care for *you* and you may have to defend yourself

    • @8bitmoth
      @8bitmoth 10 месяцев назад +10

      @@MM-jf1mebut think of all the human sized boars :(

  • @webkarma9654
    @webkarma9654 10 месяцев назад +3664

    The 6 rules supposed to make Mark uncomfortable instead giving him better lighting is hilarious

    • @Roadent1241
      @Roadent1241 10 месяцев назад +37

      And yet I don't understand how you're supposed to follow them XD They're as contradictory as talking to most teachers these days.
      No lights but have a light on for your face (so no daylight either??), and follow all the rules.
      How do I do the 2 and the 6 at the same time without... I dunno having bio-luminescent skin, would that be a workable loophole???
      Good thing it's just a silly game, I had enough of the contradictory rules in school.

    • @GODOFAWSOMENESS1
      @GODOFAWSOMENESS1 10 месяцев назад +102

      @@Roadent1241they aren’t contradictory you are just supposed to do them in order.

    • @x_randomkid_x
      @x_randomkid_x 10 месяцев назад +14

      I feel a demon coming inside of me.

    • @Toast_Sandwich
      @Toast_Sandwich 10 месяцев назад +16

      @@x_randomkid_x🤨

    • @xviilix
      @xviilix 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@x_randomkid_x ayo??

  • @horrorlover7803
    @horrorlover7803 5 месяцев назад +53

    Game-"Listen to the voices"
    Mark- "My doctor said not to do that" 😅 (5:20)

  • @iea3838
    @iea3838 10 месяцев назад +90

    Normally I can’t handle Mandela Catalogue stuff, but Mark not taking it seriously made it really funny-

  • @jme7046
    @jme7046 10 месяцев назад +5819

    The fact that Markiplier has a boar spear is both hilarious, and oddly not surprising either

    • @Sammielovesham
      @Sammielovesham 10 месяцев назад +35

      And terrifying😭

    • @KingVFXfrfr
      @KingVFXfrfr 10 месяцев назад +8

      fr

    • @chicabear
      @chicabear 10 месяцев назад +59

      Mark claims it's for distractable but he's yet to use it on distractable

    • @PainIsBlanc
      @PainIsBlanc 10 месяцев назад +7

      And just a tad bit arousing 🙈

    • @rubiodarkyeti5927
      @rubiodarkyeti5927 10 месяцев назад

      @@MbitaChizi
      You fucked up lmao

  • @dum8759
    @dum8759 10 месяцев назад +7717

    The scariest part was watching Mark handling a sharp object while unsupervised.

    • @motleythewild
      @motleythewild 10 месяцев назад +71

      Agreed 100%

    • @ahseymania
      @ahseymania 10 месяцев назад +18

      fr

    • @dfquartzidn6151
      @dfquartzidn6151 10 месяцев назад +59

      Even though this video was posted last week and I was ensured that Mark ended up okay, that whole sequence still terrified me for his safety.

    • @allen766
      @allen766 10 месяцев назад +6

      Ya that was definitely a cringe moment

    • @StarvinMarvin405
      @StarvinMarvin405 10 месяцев назад +5

      Lol

  • @Brd6147
    @Brd6147 10 месяцев назад +126

    mark was like my emotional support dog through this assessment

  • @tasnimselama3458
    @tasnimselama3458 9 месяцев назад +31

    I love how the test says stay focused on the test and Mark just goes to show his spear mid test

  • @FYGUnkleUrple
    @FYGUnkleUrple 10 месяцев назад +18649

    Fear Assessment: Are you scared?
    Mark: *B O A R S P E A R*

    • @wink_butterdog
      @wink_butterdog 10 месяцев назад +111

      @@MbitaChizi aint no followers on youtube. copy paste better next time

    • @FullmetalDabi
      @FullmetalDabi 10 месяцев назад +57

      I’ll fix it
      Fear assessment: are you scared?
      Markiplier: not anymore you should be scared of me! Know why?
      Fear assessment: why?
      Markiplier: BOAR SPEAR!!!!!!!!
      Fear assessment: 😱😱😱

    • @neogaming285
      @neogaming285 10 месяцев назад +12

      My theory is that he or someone else uses that spear in his movie

    • @Slayrid
      @Slayrid 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@MbitaChizimate there is no followers on RUclips

    • @zenin7219
      @zenin7219 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@MbitaChizi you look old enough to have a job, buy it yourself.

  • @avitativa
    @avitativa 10 месяцев назад +6469

    "Have you ever thought about being tortured to death?"
    Mark: Listen, I'm not a masochist. But-

    • @MsAliciaRL
      @MsAliciaRL 10 месяцев назад +147

      I've had a fantasy of sacrificing myself to save someone else, but torture was never part of it. I'm thinking, pushing someone out of traffic and being hit in their place or having a gun to my head and refusing to give up the location of my family, but again NEVER torture.

    • @Loderyod
      @Loderyod 10 месяцев назад +27

      I have this though too, actually. But I can't dwell on them for too long, cos they are rather unpleasant

    • @ItsMe-ce6ug
      @ItsMe-ce6ug 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@MsAliciaRL .. fantasy??😀

    • @Burnt.spaghetti
      @Burnt.spaghetti 10 месяцев назад +3

      7:11

    • @awkwardnerd.
      @awkwardnerd. 9 месяцев назад +11

      The human race is really "interesting"

  • @kimmikat8156
    @kimmikat8156 7 месяцев назад +46

    Sometimes I wish we could have a video of Amy reacting to Mark's recording. I'm sure hearing half of his commentary with no context would just be hilarious 😂

    • @CLC-1000
      @CLC-1000 7 месяцев назад +5

      I would love him to record with Amy again sometime. It’s been way too long.

  • @libsyates2426
    @libsyates2426 10 месяцев назад +65

    The editing on the lines of text at the beginning is absolutely genius, keep it up, Lixian! If I hadn't have been paying attention, I never would've noticed the lines changing over the webcam

  • @ryanbrady6252
    @ryanbrady6252 10 месяцев назад +6631

    Mark with a boar spear is the definition of "I'm not trapped with you, you're trapped with me

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 10 месяцев назад +79

      He would totally beat the ever-living out of an Alternate.

    • @shadowclann28
      @shadowclann28 10 месяцев назад +44

      ​@@0_dearghealach_083i mean if it can cut through its sheath it can cut through a dark figure

    • @dionrussell9681
      @dionrussell9681 10 месяцев назад +36

      "what if I want them to kill me? WHAT IF I WANT THEM TO TRY!?"

    • @buerert
      @buerert 10 месяцев назад +19

      "I AM NOT TRAPPED IN A FACILITY FULL OF ROBOTS! YOU ARE ALL TRAPPED IN HERE WITH ME!"

    • @theinfluencer1191
      @theinfluencer1191 10 месяцев назад +6

      You never unquoted so every comment you make from now on is in quote.

  • @iveybugg
    @iveybugg 10 месяцев назад +2796

    Please just imagine Amy walking out of whatever room she is in to see the head of a boar spear poking in and out of Marks recording room 😂😂😂

    • @beth_buff
      @beth_buff 10 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @SherbetAlex
      @SherbetAlex 10 месяцев назад +51

      Don’t tell Amy.

    • @penelopeskaggs5563
      @penelopeskaggs5563 10 месяцев назад +16

      I'm glad i'm not the only one who thought of that. XD

    • @realSrDouchington
      @realSrDouchington 10 месяцев назад +8

      that was all i was imagining too lol

    • @LyraPyxisVT
      @LyraPyxisVT 10 месяцев назад

      @@Mori-lq8rf how you know, is there a source where i can find this

  • @joseftoman2159
    @joseftoman2159 10 месяцев назад +17

    imagine trying to rob mark, you get into the house at night you walk couple of steps and you see markiplier with a boar spear posted up like a spartan

    • @crumbledcookie27
      @crumbledcookie27 Месяц назад

      Honestly sounds far more intimidating than anyone with a gun

  • @MariahBreitung
    @MariahBreitung 9 месяцев назад +43

    Mark: plays a horror game.
    Also Mark: haha wee. DEMON BUSTER

  • @dregnr
    @dregnr 10 месяцев назад +2007

    Markiplier laughing like a crazy person holding a boar spear was more scary than the game itself

    • @wdp1a73r
      @wdp1a73r 10 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@MbitaChiziB O T

    • @yeeterparker3271
      @yeeterparker3271 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MbitaChiziwrong RUclipsr bot.

    • @noo77777
      @noo77777 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@wdp1a73rwhy do you guys respond to bots

    • @yeeterparker3271
      @yeeterparker3271 10 месяцев назад

      @@noo77777 yeah

  • @sweeperbot9747
    @sweeperbot9747 10 месяцев назад +551

    I’d love to see the perspective of someone outside of his room hearing muffled talking, a bang on the ceiling, then seeing the boar spear suddenly thrust out of the doorway multiple times

    • @gamepapa1211
      @gamepapa1211 10 месяцев назад +18

      That'll be the most Accidentally Wes Anderson moment in the Fischbach residence in a good long while.

  • @EL3CTR0LYTE
    @EL3CTR0LYTE 9 месяцев назад +27

    Markiplier's the only person I know who'd suddenly remember the name of an exorcism service over scary earrape audio

  • @YourFemboyDeveloper
    @YourFemboyDeveloper 9 месяцев назад +3

    "What are you going to do if theres someone in the corner of your room"
    "I have a boar spear"

  • @user-ic4bz7qs4f
    @user-ic4bz7qs4f 10 месяцев назад +1904

    I love how he makes any horror game into a laughing mess 😭

  • @themightyhood-4117
    @themightyhood-4117 10 месяцев назад +10354

    Normal people: Owns guns for home defense
    Markiplier: Has a fucking boar spear

    • @glittery_cucumber
      @glittery_cucumber 10 месяцев назад +591

      "Normal people"

    • @willfultrain6779
      @willfultrain6779 10 месяцев назад +137

      ​@glittery_cucumber ah judgy, are we?

    • @thedarkpaladinorios4465
      @thedarkpaladinorios4465 10 месяцев назад +53

      if i remember hes got that beefy large revolver

    • @tacticalsocialist8060
      @tacticalsocialist8060 10 месяцев назад +53

      @@thedarkpaladinorios4465 which isn't an actual gun

    • @Luke-mi6gb
      @Luke-mi6gb 10 месяцев назад +158

      He lives in California. Even if he could get a gun he would almost definitely be imprisoned for using it.

  • @yunierdinc2621
    @yunierdinc2621 10 месяцев назад +105

    Mark explaining the game's rules to Amy is so hilarious and cute

  • @rose3e_
    @rose3e_ 9 месяцев назад +19

    Test: Stay focused on the test
    Mark: You see I have a boar spear-

  • @hacklordmonster8780
    @hacklordmonster8780 10 месяцев назад +1119

    honestly mark struggling to cover the boar spear was probably the scariest thing in this video

    • @grakkoi6885
      @grakkoi6885 10 месяцев назад +38

      “oh it’s upside down” 💀

    • @Frooti.loopz23
      @Frooti.loopz23 10 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah, the whole time I was like please, please please

    • @strawberrykinss
      @strawberrykinss 10 месяцев назад +2

      I thought he was going to die.

  • @myxccblkotyx3116
    @myxccblkotyx3116 10 месяцев назад +531

    Monster: *comes to Markiplier to terrorize him*
    Markiplier jumping at him at 395 mph armed with the sharpest boar spear in Nevada: "You picked the wrong house, fool! "

    • @brainb0t_952
      @brainb0t_952 10 месяцев назад +12

      395 is very specific

    • @danihunter123
      @danihunter123 10 месяцев назад +8

      I think he is the Monster

    • @myxccblkotyx3116
      @myxccblkotyx3116 10 месяцев назад

      @@brainb0t_952 I've conducted some tests.
      395 mph is enough to create a momentum that can allow the spear to tear through the flesh and bone of most humanoid abominations in existence and greatly injure the beasts.

    • @knitejax659
      @knitejax659 10 месяцев назад +1

      I don't think he'd say that... it'd be like 'illegible Markiplier noises'

    • @LocalCanadianSpy
      @LocalCanadianSpy 10 месяцев назад

      14:30

  • @gracebetz3227
    @gracebetz3227 9 месяцев назад +34

    THANK YOU, MARK! Finally someone else who thinks eternity is terrifying.

  • @motleythewild
    @motleythewild 10 месяцев назад +17

    It's Mark explaining what he's doing to Amy that gets me

  • @forkingdummy
    @forkingdummy 10 месяцев назад +14122

    Markiplier's not a masochist he just has a massive savior complex 💀

    • @JasonsWeirdPizz
      @JasonsWeirdPizz 10 месяцев назад +577

      not a masochist he just wants to know what the pain feels like

    • @unconcernedbeast9190
      @unconcernedbeast9190 10 месяцев назад +46

      he hzve z mzn honor its just how dzre you think low of me znd then he kills or indore tutore or do it the hzrd wzy insted of supmitting

    • @megan-wl1ym
      @megan-wl1ym 10 месяцев назад +237

      @@unconcernedbeast9190 dawg what

    • @JasonsWeirdPizz
      @JasonsWeirdPizz 10 месяцев назад +201

      @@megan-wl1ym "he has a man honor its just how dare you think low of me and then he kills or endures torture or does it the hard way instead of submitting"
      homie confused his z with a

    • @littlesunshine1314
      @littlesunshine1314 10 месяцев назад +22

      Or both, both is good

  • @jackin_it
    @jackin_it 10 месяцев назад +4049

    Mark having a boar spear feels extremely fitting somehow.

    • @zubbworks
      @zubbworks 10 месяцев назад +49

      Used to have a spear made out of a lawn mower blade and a pine tree.

    • @Shovel________________
      @Shovel________________ 10 месяцев назад +38

      @@zubbworks im sorry, do you happen to be the protagonist of a survival game?

    • @kritz9997
      @kritz9997 10 месяцев назад +8

      It reminds me of the Tactica-

    • @creightonteringer4066
      @creightonteringer4066 10 месяцев назад +6

      I smithed a sword out of bits of scrap metal and metal pipes, greatest day of my life

    • @zubbworks
      @zubbworks 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@Shovel________________ Possibly. But it's still the tutorial before the big cutscene explaining the disaster.

  • @finqsse7396
    @finqsse7396 10 месяцев назад +12

    I appreciate it at the beginning where they edited it so that the text showed across Mark's face. I've always remembered stuff better reading it myself, so when I can't see it it's annoying. Thank you! ❤

  • @BEHOLDTHEPOWEROFANANGEL
    @BEHOLDTHEPOWEROFANANGEL 9 месяцев назад +8

    11:30 screaming rubber chickens

  • @natedcarr6148
    @natedcarr6148 10 месяцев назад +2392

    I like how half the episode is just Mark interacting with the different props and stuff in his house.

    • @Designer_Cyber
      @Designer_Cyber 10 месяцев назад +10

      Fax

    • @SincerelyMarker
      @SincerelyMarker 10 месяцев назад

      *%❤🎉😢😂😢🎉😂

    • @SomeGuyWithABlueMask
      @SomeGuyWithABlueMask 10 месяцев назад +32

      The Fear Assessment: tries to be scary
      Markiplier: So anyway, check out this *boar spear*

  • @m0stly_vo1d4
    @m0stly_vo1d4 10 месяцев назад +809

    8:15 I like the idea of Amy being near the hallway (like in an adjoining room) watching Mark stab the spear into the hall just being like “Yeah…that’s Mark”

    • @Designer_Cyber
      @Designer_Cyber 10 месяцев назад +11

      I can imagine that clear as day.

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 10 месяцев назад +4

      One of these days she is going to make a RUclips account for one video that's just her filming with her phone random moments of Mark being Mark but like... across the hallway.

  • @ConstanTNT
    @ConstanTNT 8 месяцев назад +11

    The quiz: Do you care for animals?
    Mark:Yes
    Also Mark: Has a bore spear on his person

  • @user-sx2jx5ep5q
    @user-sx2jx5ep5q 10 месяцев назад +13

    I never thought Mark's answer to "what would you do if someone was in your room" would lead to him talking about having a boar spear😂

  • @ednokarulhos2700
    @ednokarulhos2700 10 месяцев назад +502

    I got more stressed out with Mark trying to resheathe the boar spear than the acctual Fear Assessment.
    loved it

    • @soulgalaxywolf1024
      @soulgalaxywolf1024 10 месяцев назад +7

      I think Mark being an absolute goof in the sound segment helped with it not being as scary 😂😂😂

  • @Catpaws809
    @Catpaws809 10 месяцев назад +1248

    8:00 I’m just imagining Amy walking in like, “hey Mark I made you these freshly baked cookies” and Mark’s just like “Heeeeyaah!”

    • @cheyenneross4808
      @cheyenneross4808 10 месяцев назад +22

      I was saying the same thing lol

    • @Catpaws809
      @Catpaws809 10 месяцев назад +4

      @@cheyenneross4808 😂😂😂

    • @slackolantern
      @slackolantern 10 месяцев назад +38

      Now I see Mark not stabbing Amy but using his spear to basically pick up and then flip the cookie to himself somehow.

    • @Tarasaurus13
      @Tarasaurus13 10 месяцев назад

      I thought that too 😭

    • @jking4854
      @jking4854 10 месяцев назад +2

      Hit them with that DMC Stinger, "HEEYAH".

  • @Poppy69182
    @Poppy69182 10 месяцев назад +11

    man this became the laugh assessment really fast

  • @HomTanks123
    @HomTanks123 10 месяцев назад +6

    I like how Mark blindly stabbed the boar spear out into the hallway without knowing if Amy was even walking by, or anywhere near the door

  • @ChaosDY
    @ChaosDY 10 месяцев назад +1967

    Just imagining Amy outside the room, seeing the boar spear being thrust out of the room 😂

    • @sephopumulo5111
      @sephopumulo5111 9 месяцев назад +25

      🤣🤣🤣My thoughts exactly

    • @aidanimationmanyaaxeleeve8942
      @aidanimationmanyaaxeleeve8942 9 месяцев назад +33

      BRO THOSE WERE MY EXACT THOUGHTS AS HE DID THAT

    • @themisfitowl2595
      @themisfitowl2595 8 месяцев назад +15

      I know right!?! 🤣🤣
      Amy's probably used to it by now. 😂😂

    • @ThatTabiDude
      @ThatTabiDude 8 месяцев назад +5

      if shes walking by when he starts jabbing

    • @Sp00kyQueen
      @Sp00kyQueen 7 месяцев назад +6

      That was the most nerve wracking part of this whole video!

  • @HeatedCaleb
    @HeatedCaleb 10 месяцев назад +12

    I can only imagine from amys pov of spear thrusts and demons talks from his room lmao.

  • @robynbowes8118
    @robynbowes8118 10 месяцев назад +30

    🤣 poor Amy with the door wide open. I lost it when Mark started yelling “STOP THE DEMONS”

  • @jixyrover1759
    @jixyrover1759 10 месяцев назад +1264

    8:00
    Mark: stabing the hallway in case of intruders
    Me: incredibly concerned that Amy decided that was the exact moment she wanted to bring him cookies

    • @april-lemon
      @april-lemon 10 месяцев назад +33

      i dont think he wouldve posted the video if that happened

    • @josecontreras9820
      @josecontreras9820 10 месяцев назад +17

      Yeah the intruder is none other than Stanley from the Mandela Catalogs

    • @cykablyatthemovie2424
      @cykablyatthemovie2424 10 месяцев назад +12

      @@josecontreras9820 the ultra deluxe stanley

    • @RyleeJordan-cc9lq
      @RyleeJordan-cc9lq 10 месяцев назад +5

      That’s what I was thinking lmao

    • @poolboyatvampiremansion
      @poolboyatvampiremansion 10 месяцев назад +5

      I was thinking the exact same thing

  • @gracefrederick6633
    @gracefrederick6633 10 месяцев назад +2756

    I always thought that those intrusive thoughts of completely unrealistic situations where I nobly withstand severe torture for heroic purposes was abnormal. Since Mark has admitted it, I no longer think it abnormal... now I KNOW it is.

    • @starlightlion8603
      @starlightlion8603 10 месяцев назад +25

      ahhhhh fuck

    • @charlythecherry
      @charlythecherry 10 месяцев назад +20

      OH NO ME TOO

    • @andremeyer6596
      @andremeyer6596 10 месяцев назад +40

      I aspire to one day become as unhinged as you and Mark

    • @OriginalRAB
      @OriginalRAB 10 месяцев назад +37

      To get serious. Intrusive thoughts are surprisingly common.

    • @DapperThorns
      @DapperThorns 10 месяцев назад +8

      I was about to say "see! Look, normal!"
      But it seems you have condemned us to strangeness lol

  • @hoshitoshi
    @hoshitoshi 8 месяцев назад +2

    "you all gotta do the same thing too" there are no doors in sight and it's 12pm so there aren't any lights on anyway, am i winning yet

  • @SamuelAllen-cr9ju
    @SamuelAllen-cr9ju 8 месяцев назад +3

    Markiplier: “It has to taste blood before you sheath it”
    Test: “Sorry, wrong person”

  • @justmaniacal1650
    @justmaniacal1650 10 месяцев назад +2896

    Every time I look back on old mark I’ve realised how much of a dad he’s become and how he looks so much like Keanu reeves

    • @mahirdaiyan3351
      @mahirdaiyan3351 10 месяцев назад +37

      Man I thought I was the only one

    • @unbidabyss2903
      @unbidabyss2903 10 месяцев назад +16

      You mean Johnny Silverhand?

    • @bumblebeeyellowdragon
      @bumblebeeyellowdragon 10 месяцев назад +9

      You need glasses if you think he looks like Keanu.

    • @unbidabyss2903
      @unbidabyss2903 10 месяцев назад +30

      @@bumblebeeyellowdragon It ain't one to one but it's pretty close

    • @PremiumWeirdness
      @PremiumWeirdness 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@bumblebeeyellowdragonwasn't he based off Keanu Reeves thou... correct me if I'm wrong

  • @geodegaming2987
    @geodegaming2987 10 месяцев назад +777

    Game: *scary and weird as hell noises*
    Markiplier: *starts singing opera with the sounds*

    • @plaguedoc6921
      @plaguedoc6921 10 месяцев назад +8

      It's worse bc I started to sing with him and everone thought I had gone crazy

    • @Dapper_Frog
      @Dapper_Frog 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@plaguedoc6921yeah, it do be like that

  • @hannaah.banana
    @hannaah.banana 9 месяцев назад +10

    Whenever Mark's ADHD kicks in, mine does as well, and I totally forget the video is about and just start agreeing to Mark , of what hes saying instead of the act of randomness. :)

  • @licorish_
    @licorish_ 9 месяцев назад +4

    When he started talking about the weird desire to have a hero's death and endure pain for a cause simply out of spite I literally started pumping my fists like "YES HE UNDERSTANDS"

  • @zantheros4927
    @zantheros4927 10 месяцев назад +908

    I always thought Mark looked more and more like a modern-day caveman ever since finishing Iron Lung. The spear just confirms it.

  • @jessaburns2402
    @jessaburns2402 10 месяцев назад +938

    Mark looking at himself in the video feed and then realizing he is especially hot with the hallway light is on him is exactly the confidence level I need when I see myself.

    • @Designer_Cyber
      @Designer_Cyber 10 месяцев назад +26

      I loved that he notices it made himself look nicer. I had the exact same thought at the exact same moment he realized that.

    • @drantigon
      @drantigon 10 месяцев назад +6

      I actually want to see this lighting more

  • @MortalMarigold8
    @MortalMarigold8 10 месяцев назад +1

    I'm glad I'm not the only person who keeps a spear with sheathe issues in the corner of their room

  • @johneve6744
    @johneve6744 9 месяцев назад +3

    He does have much better lighting when he left the door open than the lights he had in his room.

  • @brennanperry8001
    @brennanperry8001 10 месяцев назад +374

    I love the idea that cursed blades that need to kill before being sheathed don't like kill the wielder if they try and sheath it, but it just becomes really fiddly and won't go in the sheath.

  • @zingrang
    @zingrang 10 месяцев назад +1587

    I'm gonna be honest, Mark scared me more than the game

    • @g.d.dodgeconverse9221
      @g.d.dodgeconverse9221 10 месяцев назад +1

      How so?

    • @erddun
      @erddun 10 месяцев назад +38

      @@g.d.dodgeconverse9221 boar spear

    • @Gon_Jajanken
      @Gon_Jajanken 10 месяцев назад +3

      Honesty is the best policy, so you did the right thing here.

    • @zingrang
      @zingrang 10 месяцев назад +3

      Guys I meant like the last part with the black and white effect with the boar spear not him in general 😂

    • @dogelord79
      @dogelord79 10 месяцев назад +4

      the distorted webcam bit at the end where mark started yelling about demons and laughing like a maniac genuinely horrified me

  • @KohakuNoBaka
    @KohakuNoBaka 10 месяцев назад +4

    Haven't watched Mark for ages, and 'This is a boar spear; now, this is used for SPEARING BOARS' is the exact energy that I missed so much thank you

  • @zombycow
    @zombycow 10 месяцев назад +5

    Mark, why do you keep ending up in the hospital?
    Mark: *Needlessly unsheathes a boar spear and then proceeds to stab out his door with another human in the house who could easily just walk into that spot at any given moment*

  • @valetj6330
    @valetj6330 10 месяцев назад +523

    The Fear Assessment Test is a multistage psychological stability test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.

    • @edd4816
      @edd4816 10 месяцев назад +20

      I don't know why but I really wanna know the context behind you making this comment lol

    • @valetj6330
      @valetj6330 10 месяцев назад +70

      @@edd4816 "The FitnessGram PACER Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues."

    • @thefriendlyknight
      @thefriendlyknight 10 месяцев назад

      -:Reply From User:-
      --> I will kill you
      -:End:-

    • @Glaycier
      @Glaycier 10 месяцев назад +8

      I k ow what it’s based off of, but this could turn into a metal creepy pasta

    • @valetj6330
      @valetj6330 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Glaycier what is that?

  • @demonimouto
    @demonimouto 10 месяцев назад +2335

    Remember guys, Markiplier is definitely not a masochist

    • @Dylan3301
      @Dylan3301 10 месяцев назад +9

      as soon as the torture question was posed i was like "here we go, maso-mark over here is in his element" xDDD

    • @thegamingotaku1238
      @thegamingotaku1238 10 месяцев назад +9

      Markiplier: I'm not a Masochist.
      Also Markiplier: Hear me out... (Not a Masochist)

    • @nehemiahpouncey3607
      @nehemiahpouncey3607 10 месяцев назад +5

      Also carries a boar spear 😂

    • @abbynormal7525
      @abbynormal7525 10 месяцев назад +3

      Totally not a masochist 💀

    • @muntuku
      @muntuku 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yep, totally NOT a masochist.

  • @LogicalDumby
    @LogicalDumby 10 месяцев назад +1

    "It's a skylight, I can't turn that one off"

  • @CDW123
    @CDW123 9 месяцев назад +15

    I got more nervous when he was putting the sheath on the spear than any other part of the video

  • @Pyrx101
    @Pyrx101 10 месяцев назад +622

    Mark wielding a boar spear, yelling about Jesus, and with the horror sounds in the background is the most mental thing i have seen

  • @aero3606
    @aero3606 10 месяцев назад +539

    Markiplier having a boar spear is hillarious, but also not even surprising at all

    • @dundun26
      @dundun26 10 месяцев назад

      why did u do that?

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 10 месяцев назад +3

      It's really not surprising at all. I hadn't watched his videos in a while, i started watching again and there was just a spear in the corner.

  • @undrrtalefanatic
    @undrrtalefanatic 9 месяцев назад +15

    markiplier has a sacrificial complex and im living for it

    • @0_dearghealach_083
      @0_dearghealach_083 3 месяца назад

      You mean he's utterly selfless and would want to do anything to help?
      Yeah. It's a good thing.
      But "sacrificial complex" makes it sound sinister.

    • @juugen_
      @juugen_ Месяц назад

      @@0_dearghealach_083i mean martyr complex really aint a good thing, its about whether you do things with a righteous or self fulfilling intent

  • @Junior13113
    @Junior13113 10 месяцев назад +2

    Mark, it's definitely not weird to imagine yourself dying in some heroic manner, even if you're imagining yourself being tortured for the sake of someone else's safety. I've definitely thought about things like that plenty of times; giving up my life for another, even if it meant going through immense pain.

  • @RK36_
    @RK36_ 10 месяцев назад +571

    “Have you ever thought about being tortured to dead???”
    Mark: hear me out
    Also Mark: I’m NOT a masochist!!!! GOOOSSSHHHHH

    • @starfiresreign
      @starfiresreign 10 месяцев назад +13

      Hes just a simple man who owns 5 ovens

    • @Bloodjen
      @Bloodjen 10 месяцев назад +19

      TO BE FAIR
      he's not alone in that "fantasy of surviving impossible situations" thing

    • @someguyonyoutube1
      @someguyonyoutube1 10 месяцев назад +4

      HEAR . ME . OUT

    • @plaguedoctorspencer
      @plaguedoctorspencer 10 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@starfiresreigneverybody thinks he still has them

    • @12354rony
      @12354rony 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@Bloodjen Surely that 'fantasy' doesn't include willful torture.. surely..

  • @OddTrainerzozo
    @OddTrainerzozo 10 месяцев назад +432

    I love how Mark sees his face on the webcam and has the joyful response of a delighted toddler...while also wielding a boar spear, laughing maniacally and screaming 'Stab the demons!'

  • @im_kosteboi320
    @im_kosteboi320 6 месяцев назад +1

    manslaughter, cannibalism, they call him the murderer from hell, and hes right on your doorstep.

  • @Pizzagulper
    @Pizzagulper 10 месяцев назад

    When the camera part activated was totally gold. He's such a goof with His spear, and I love it!

  • @AMonstHer
    @AMonstHer 10 месяцев назад +820

    Fear Assessment: Do you care for animals?
    mark: *holding a literal boar spear* Yes ^^

    • @cosmicmuse2195
      @cosmicmuse2195 10 месяцев назад +17

      You can care about animals and still hunt. In some cases you have to.

    • @corvespid4925
      @corvespid4925 10 месяцев назад +28

      @@cosmicmuse2195 Besides, they were referencing a board spear, not a boar spear. Those boards aren't even alive to begin with!

    • @cosmicmuse2195
      @cosmicmuse2195 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@corvespid4925 Truth

    • @icycloud6823
      @icycloud6823 10 месяцев назад +7

      It's why he only aims his boar spear at human height.

    • @AMonstHer
      @AMonstHer 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was just pointing out the irony of the situation guys chill

  • @wafflingirony
    @wafflingirony 10 месяцев назад +558

    Markiplier is slowly looking more and more like John wick

    • @cheezywheezy526
      @cheezywheezy526 10 месяцев назад +27

      He even has the mentality of John Wick

    • @kaionox7154
      @kaionox7154 10 месяцев назад +7

      i love to see it

    • @Punchydroid
      @Punchydroid 10 месяцев назад +3

      Looking like Samurai Cop back in the day.

    • @jessiehogue.
      @jessiehogue. 10 месяцев назад +14

      I once saw him kill three men in a bar... with a boar spear. With a f*ckin'... boar spear.

    • @axelvids893
      @axelvids893 10 месяцев назад +2

      That doesn’t bode well for chica… :(

  • @CupisCupidity
    @CupisCupidity 5 месяцев назад +2

    14:49 Bro really said "Stopa the explorer geGEGEgesoboble Renbel-RieT The burnerbe from nical OGSHI rain like u tumres GH-GH-GH-GH-GH" 💀

  • @SoulWolf551
    @SoulWolf551 10 месяцев назад +778

    Lixian and nerdfiction deserve a round of applause for the editing in this video. The text being superimposed over Mark's webcam as he was reading the beginning of the line gave me such a rush of serotonin. Thank you.

    • @igottogecko9587
      @igottogecko9587 10 месяцев назад +7

      Facts bro

    • @silent1672
      @silent1672 10 месяцев назад +1

      Truly

    • @mmw128
      @mmw128 10 месяцев назад +3

      My thoughts exactly!!! It was so clean!

    • @TheRealWoofer
      @TheRealWoofer 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yes! That was new and faaaantastic! 🤘

    • @zackglickert4495
      @zackglickert4495 10 месяцев назад +1

      that was dope

  • @shy9946
    @shy9946 10 месяцев назад +939

    Mark pointing and laughing maniacally at the camera might be the scariest thing Ive ever witnessed

    • @lunarbcy
      @lunarbcy 10 месяцев назад +1

      Yep

    • @l4g
      @l4g 10 месяцев назад +2

      Don't translate😡
      ເຈົ້າຖືກສາບແຊ່ງເພາະວ່າມັນຖືກແປຖ້າເຈົ້າບໍ່ທໍາລາຍຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງ, ເຈົ້າຈະຕາຍວິທີດຽວທີ່ຈະທໍາລາຍຄໍາສາບແຊ່ງແມ່ນເພື່ອຈອງຊ່ອງທາງຂອງຂ້ອຍລົງ​ທະ​ບຽນ​ດຽວ​ນີ້……

    • @QuartZ5656
      @QuartZ5656 10 месяцев назад

      Have you been mysteriously cursed by @l4g? Well I am here to tell you that by reading this reply you have been lifted of said curse and are now safe!

    • @hudsonhoggatt3180
      @hudsonhoggatt3180 10 месяцев назад +1

      Gappy is the best jojo 😭😭😭
      (Nice pfp)

    • @Nitrogenic
      @Nitrogenic 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@hudsonhoggatt3180no joseph johnny and old jotaro are

  • @m.adibdanial8425
    @m.adibdanial8425 7 месяцев назад +2

    "I'm not a masochist, but..."
    No, no buts Mark, the sentence ends there.

  • @crimson_witch1
    @crimson_witch1 10 месяцев назад +5

    I love watching Mark when I'm sick with idk what

  • @captainrick4513
    @captainrick4513 10 месяцев назад +907

    Mark was 10x more terrifying than any Alternate in the game, lmao.

    • @presentlycrescent
      @presentlycrescent 10 месяцев назад +8

      Send markiplier after the alternates
      They will run

  • @Dasneezequeen
    @Dasneezequeen 10 месяцев назад +498

    I got more anxiety watching Mark put the Boar Spear back in it's sheath than the game had to skip ahead to make sure he still had his fingers in the end.

    • @thecuriousfeline6265
      @thecuriousfeline6265 10 месяцев назад +8

      That's the real horror experience. 😅

    • @Cheesefries669
      @Cheesefries669 10 месяцев назад +1

      Like a knife cutting through butter, I replayed that shit 😂

    • @LyraPyxisVT
      @LyraPyxisVT 10 месяцев назад

      yup, i had to do with lance stewart cause in is early days when i watched him, he did stupid shit with knives and always cut him self really bad, so i would always have to look ahead into the video to see if he actually did hurt himself so i could skip it cause it gave me extreme anxiety

    • @9_1.1
      @9_1.1 10 месяцев назад +2

      The real horror is your lack of punctuation.

    • @bonxy0074
      @bonxy0074 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@9_1.1 this is the internet no one is gonna be putting commas in all their sentences