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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @AwkwardPuppets
    @AwkwardPuppets  3 года назад +13116

    Please vote.

  • @RudyMancuso
    @RudyMancuso 3 года назад +17613

    Diego 2020

  • @cassandran.1808
    @cassandran.1808 3 года назад +9369

    The most unrealistic part is that they're actually giving each other time to talk

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 3 года назад +130

      You know those were actually clips from the actual debate right?

    • @alexgalvan9597
      @alexgalvan9597 3 года назад +100

      @@SimonASNG why so salty??? 💀

    • @alexgalvan9597
      @alexgalvan9597 3 года назад +48

      I noticed that too dude lmao

    • @GotGreen
      @GotGreen 3 года назад +51

      @@SimonASNG no shit

    • @SimonASNG
      @SimonASNG 3 года назад +17

      @Austin Igert Right, but this video was based on the second debate where interruptions were kept to a minimum. It is using actual recording of the actual dialog, so it is very realistic. ;) Maybe a bit of creative editing.

  • @DrakethNamikaze
    @DrakethNamikaze 3 года назад +5157

    The problem with this debate... The lack of tequila... They all need more Tequila!

  • @SunSpectates
    @SunSpectates 3 года назад +1373

    Diego: Where the hell is my tequila? I have been waiting an hour for it
    Donald: Its China's fault
    Diego: *Shut the hell up*

    • @aaronhow2568
      @aaronhow2568 3 года назад +31

      LOL! That is my Favorite part! :)

    • @user-mg7wh8zq6v
      @user-mg7wh8zq6v 3 года назад +11

      I thought thats a China countryball lol

    • @soledit567
      @soledit567 3 года назад +1

      @@user-mg7wh8zq6v no it's the USSR

    • @mixartjohnson8968
      @mixartjohnson8968 Год назад +2

      @@soledit567 No that's what Biden would say.

    • @frenemies9113
      @frenemies9113 Год назад

      Trump was right, it’s China fault the Chinese covid.

  • @uhohgiftcards
    @uhohgiftcards 3 года назад +3443

    Diego = my wife is crazy
    Trump = its a world wide problem😂😂😂😂

    • @risingangel2259
      @risingangel2259 3 года назад +17

      What pisses me off is he tagged Jake Paul lol but other than that, Rudy is doing great

    • @uhohgiftcards
      @uhohgiftcards 3 года назад +12

      Omg I never thought I would have this much likes ty to all

    • @matejzahajsky
      @matejzahajsky 3 года назад +7

      @@risingangel2259 he signed with shots studios, every creator from shot studios is tagged

    • @rogersmith8386
      @rogersmith8386 3 года назад +8

      It’s true

    • @m.a.1874
      @m.a.1874 3 года назад +4

      @@risingangel2259 that way heake moneu and go viral. Don't take it personal

  • @aadityakotadia5280
    @aadityakotadia5280 3 года назад +2000

    “Where’s my tequila”
    “It’s chinas fault” -DJ Trump

    • @timmy6781
      @timmy6781 3 года назад +24

      DJ Trump in da house!!!!!

    • @fabrizio8773
      @fabrizio8773 3 года назад +13

      DJ Trump what beats will he pump out next doe

    • @Shlurpy448
      @Shlurpy448 3 года назад +6

      @@fabrizio8773 He's making a new album called "DaWall"

  • @thefish1152
    @thefish1152 3 года назад +2114

    Diego's motto if he became president: *make tequila great again*

  • @ekkow787
    @ekkow787 2 года назад +288

    "Not that many of you are going to die"
    -Joe biden
    😂😂

  • @Professor_Johnny_Sins
    @Professor_Johnny_Sins 3 года назад +10228

    I like how he showed both sides instead of just brutally attacking just one

    • @Lumibear.
      @Lumibear. 3 года назад +519

      Yeah, it’s always nice to get a bit of balance in comedy.

    • @dagoesquer2587
      @dagoesquer2587 3 года назад +718

      I mean it easy to clown both sides when both sides are full of clowns

    • @Professor_Johnny_Sins
      @Professor_Johnny_Sins 3 года назад +142

      @@dagoesquer2587 True

    • @irlmilam3033
      @irlmilam3033 3 года назад +35

      Lol that’s cute.

    • @puppykun990
      @puppykun990 3 года назад +28

      Agreed

  • @Moukraan
    @Moukraan 3 года назад +1532

    "I gotta start selling some wind"
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @The123dino
    @The123dino 3 года назад +1582

    Let's be honest, Diego should've been the moderator

  • @dodgerdude2756
    @dodgerdude2756 3 года назад +181

    Diego: Which one of you has the most Hispanic friends?
    Joe Biden: We’re able to walk and chew gum at the same time.

  • @3mmaniskingg521
    @3mmaniskingg521 3 года назад +3281

    Trump: "Wind is expensive"
    Diego: "Wind is expensive I gotta start selling Wind" 😂😂😂😂

  • @yksaul
    @yksaul 3 года назад +1552

    “Wait wind is expensive? Holy shit I gotta start selling wind”
    Btw thanks so much for the like 😄

    • @urgayaf
      @urgayaf 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @HR-fr6oz
      @HR-fr6oz 3 года назад +2

      I read dat when exactly he said it-

    • @jogurtcokolada7062
      @jogurtcokolada7062 3 года назад

      I was first that has comment like this

    • @deathlst8860
      @deathlst8860 3 года назад +2

      Idont know Its a plummeting business pple r wearing masks Lol

    • @urlocalwhiteboi6428
      @urlocalwhiteboi6428 3 года назад

      We watched the video-

  • @agustinlopez2362
    @agustinlopez2362 3 года назад +5593

    I love how this can be enjoyed by everyone: Republicans, Democrats, Trump supporters, Biden supporters and those who hate both!

    • @dominiccolangelo4965
      @dominiccolangelo4965 3 года назад +53

      Fr 😂

    • @pigeons_and_ghosts
      @pigeons_and_ghosts 3 года назад +209

      Diego brings us all together 😌

    • @mariajoseantonobando8411
      @mariajoseantonobando8411 3 года назад +109

      Diego for president!
      It's a joke, don't take me seriously. I'm not even a citizen of USA

    • @bloocheeseformaboi881
      @bloocheeseformaboi881 3 года назад +18

      You still should vote, though.

    • @thechadford8572
      @thechadford8572 3 года назад +151

      I've met people who support Trump, and people who hate Trump. I don't think I've ever met someone who actually "supported" Biden.

  • @abidislam9425
    @abidislam9425 3 года назад +23

    "I ordered tequila an hour ago, where is it?
    It's china's fault"
    Had me the there😂😂😂😂💥

  • @serginholunche2556
    @serginholunche2556 3 года назад +2700

    “I can’t even see the audience because it’s so dark” 😭

    • @drewchamberlain9825
      @drewchamberlain9825 3 года назад +196

      The sad part is that that’s an actual quote from the debate

    • @purvi110
      @purvi110 3 года назад +80

      @@drewchamberlain9825 wait REALLY??

    • @tychoderkommentator2989
      @tychoderkommentator2989 3 года назад +26

      @@purvi110 yes it is

    • @wnnr3294
      @wnnr3294 3 года назад +89

      @@purvi110 this whole video uses soundbits from the debates

    • @TheOneAboveAllx
      @TheOneAboveAllx 3 года назад +92

      How the hell is the absence of light racist?!

  • @maxiepooo4165
    @maxiepooo4165 3 года назад +519

    “Let talk about the environment, are we gonna die or what” 😂😂

    • @Unknown-rf2jy
      @Unknown-rf2jy 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Unknown-rf2jy
      @Unknown-rf2jy 3 года назад +1

      😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂

    • @jargontaylorzzz8096
      @jargontaylorzzz8096 3 года назад +1

      Lowkey all I wanna know too 😂😂😫😭

    • @Ali_Zaidi
      @Ali_Zaidi 3 года назад +2

      Well yes but actually I dont know 😂😂😂

  • @edchard5304
    @edchard5304 3 года назад +759

    The funny thing is for one second I thought that they actually got like a voice changer but I know that they actually said that in the debate

    • @diegoislam8678
      @diegoislam8678 3 года назад +5

      Same broo

    • @davidsegalle563
      @davidsegalle563 3 года назад +10

      Well at least trump said wind is expensive which is easy to extrapolate and understant. Dilma (the previous president pf brasil) said that stocking up wind for when there is no breeze is very expensive and we dont have the technology to do so. I mean, no shit we cant stock wind, does she think we should fill fucking balooms and pop them next to wind turbines?
      Man dilma was something else, she said that childrens day is also dogs day because when you think of a child theres always the image of a dog behind that child

    • @felipecuenca2811
      @felipecuenca2811 3 года назад +5

      lmao, was this real dialogue from the debate? Sorry, mexican here and didn't see it

    • @davidsegalle563
      @davidsegalle563 3 года назад +5

      @@felipecuenca2811 no reason to apologize for not being from dumbfuckinstan. Its a good thing

    • @ajaxnation9504
      @ajaxnation9504 3 года назад +1

      @@davidsegalle563 Lol I thought the same until I saw your comment, If this the case then both candidates are clowns 😂

  • @DanielHebert-kk5sc
    @DanielHebert-kk5sc 3 месяца назад +22

    This is hitting different now. They need to do a remake on this after the last debate! I garuntee it would get a lot of likes.

    • @ahwhite2022
      @ahwhite2022 2 месяца назад +1

      It's eerily similar, considering how many years before that debate this was made.

    • @DanielHebert-kk5sc
      @DanielHebert-kk5sc 2 месяца назад +1

      @@ahwhite2022 not really

  • @theatticaddict
    @theatticaddict 3 года назад +3880

    “I am the least racist person. I can’t even see the audience because it’s so dark”
    “Oh that’s....really racist”

    • @tobymummert3035
      @tobymummert3035 3 года назад +110

      That's because the lights were shining in his eyes. They're bright lights I've been on stages before. I played in bands and the lights are so damn bright you can't see two or three rows in front of you and there might be a thousand people in the room. How you supposed to see who's black and white or orange or pink or yellow or green or yellow whatever stop picking on Trump! Trump 20/20

    • @lydiajaime8553
      @lydiajaime8553 3 года назад +49

      @@tobymummert3035 you're point is? 👉👉

    • @MonarchEAS
      @MonarchEAS 3 года назад +91

      @@thelonecyborg3555 You would be very surprised how many dumb people are in this country.

    • @Peter_Parker1027
      @Peter_Parker1027 3 года назад +57

      We have to be able to chew gum and walk at the same time though...

    • @tobymummert3035
      @tobymummert3035 3 года назад +13

      @@Peter_Parker1027 Scratch our ass and pat our heads at the same time also!

  • @mikehat8718
    @mikehat8718 3 года назад +5368

    It’s so refreshing seeing non-bias comedic political content

    • @danculbert6349
      @danculbert6349 3 года назад +35

      You just can't handle your side being attacked without the other side getting it too. Snowflake

    • @nowwah05
      @nowwah05 3 года назад +312

      @@danculbert6349 Nothing wrong with non-bias political content

    • @emilianorsanta
      @emilianorsanta 3 года назад +17

      Omg you have the exact same discord profile pic as me

    • @Dn_119-w7w
      @Dn_119-w7w 3 года назад +48

      @@danculbert6349 ?

    • @AngelGomez-eu6sj
      @AngelGomez-eu6sj 3 года назад +72

      @@danculbert6349 calm down bud

  • @corvus8352
    @corvus8352 2 года назад +84

    I love the way the trump puppet just stares into the void when Biden speaks

  • @yowhat8138
    @yowhat8138 3 года назад +1858

    Diego as president: You get a tequila, you get a tequila

  • @jasonmcinerney206
    @jasonmcinerney206 3 года назад +381

    I ordered tequila about an hour ago where is it?
    It's China's fault.
    LMFAO

  • @jadenburke5009
    @jadenburke5009 3 года назад +4566

    Joe Biden’s votes:270
    Donald Trump votes: 214
    Diego votes : 546

    • @b.s.6073
      @b.s.6073 3 года назад +68

      Yessss DIEGO2020💚

    • @connorhiggins6528
      @connorhiggins6528 3 года назад +39

      I think this world needs a little Dieago.

    • @cocagotgame4846
      @cocagotgame4846 3 года назад +28

      Deigo2020💙

    • @tumedasco7010
      @tumedasco7010 3 года назад +14

      Who I vote for is private so I’m not ganna discuss this!

    • @m.ichellewang
      @m.ichellewang 3 года назад +20

      *Vote for Diego!* 🗳

  • @gorillatrading5452
    @gorillatrading5452 3 года назад +95

    "Can you shut the hell up, bro"
    Lmfao!!!

  • @jimmy.i
    @jimmy.i 3 года назад +1312

    Donald Trump: wind is extremely expensive
    Diego: Holy sh*t I gotta start selling some wind
    Lol 😂
    Edit: 1K WTF

    • @ItzVintagePastel
      @ItzVintagePastel 3 года назад +10

      That means everyone in the world is stealing since wind isn't free ig

    • @kaitlynrioux1710
      @kaitlynrioux1710 3 года назад +13

      Wind mills are expensive not wind

    • @pro.G
      @pro.G 3 года назад +4

      So my fart is expensive

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 3 года назад +3

      @@kaitlynrioux1710 Yeah, but that is the joke.

    • @Princess2Warrior
      @Princess2Warrior 3 года назад +1

      *The real Puppets are the people who made this video - Liberal puppets - they were paid to edit Trump's lines so it could be taken out of context on purpose - because Trump's full quote about "wind being expensive" is that "wind is expensive because windmills require more money to upkeep than the energy they produce" - which is true - but **_Awkward Puppets_** are Liberal Puppets that are paid to make Trump look dumb on purpose while ignoring the fact that Biden has literally said that he was running for Senate and that he's been in Senate 180 years - this channel was literally created as propaganda to fool idiots.*

  • @theunicornboy7631
    @theunicornboy7631 3 года назад +1539

    Trump: i'm the least racist person in this room.
    Joe: i wanna be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
    Diego: W H A T?

  • @EliAdams33
    @EliAdams33 3 года назад +392

    I'd rather have Diego as my President than the both of them 😂😂😂 he's straight to the point.
    *Diego for President* 🤣

    • @teatimecoder9983
      @teatimecoder9983 3 года назад +12

      But, Diego is not a citizen of America

    • @AwkwardPuppets
      @AwkwardPuppets  3 года назад +161

      Free Tequila for all

    • @alas1457
      @alas1457 3 года назад +12

      @@AwkwardPuppets Oh my god yes.

    • @PrinceTrunks26
      @PrinceTrunks26 3 года назад +6

      Meh I'll vote for Jeff Dunham's Walter

    • @STEVE.WATCHER_on_IG
      @STEVE.WATCHER_on_IG 3 года назад +3

      🇱🇷 just got back my account thanks to @steve.watcher such an incredible hacker. Find him on Instagram🙂

  • @racheltan2555
    @racheltan2555 4 месяца назад +3

    I’m looking forward for the next Presidential debate this year in September ( and another awkward puppet version 😂😂)

  • @GreekGod99
    @GreekGod99 3 года назад +1111

    Trump: I’m the least racist in the room
    Trump again: It’s so dark I can’t see the people.

    • @otisthebunny
      @otisthebunny 3 года назад +48

      It's ok, All Lives Matter

    • @diegokiwi1854
      @diegokiwi1854 3 года назад +22

      @@otisthebunny racist

    • @GreekGod99
      @GreekGod99 3 года назад +26

      @@otisthebunny nah..my life matters.

    • @onetom2222
      @onetom2222 3 года назад +7

      "I'm the least racist person in this room, it's sad."
      It really would be

    • @otisthebunny
      @otisthebunny 3 года назад +17

      @@GreekGod99 so you aren't included with all lives? I don't think you understand the definition of ALL

  • @UpintheAir1395
    @UpintheAir1395 3 года назад +616

    Me: *sees thumbnail of puppet versions of Biden amd Trump*
    Also me: "what kind of drugs am I on right now bro?!?!"

  • @johannaoneil267
    @johannaoneil267 3 года назад +1270

    I love that Trump has those eyelids, its so realistic

  • @loki8061
    @loki8061 3 года назад +26

    I know where I'm going for all my presidential debates from now on! This was so much better than the actual thing. 🤣😂🤣😂 My favorite part of this is how he shows how both of them are terrible 😁

  • @pinkdiamondstudios3343
    @pinkdiamondstudios3343 3 года назад +414

    "We should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time"
    ".....uh what"
    THIS HAD ME CRYINGGGGGGG

    • @abraham4091
      @abraham4091 3 года назад +2

      @@hottchubbz615 yeah bro we will be able to walk and chew gum at the same time

    • @SincerestSawa
      @SincerestSawa 2 года назад +3

      yea biden actually said that, thats what kills me

    • @jasonhumber5378
      @jasonhumber5378 Год назад

      yeah that was pretty funny given that he literally has trouble even without the gum

  • @zanderpeter8641
    @zanderpeter8641 3 года назад +259

    I want Diego to actually be a moderator now...

  • @KeyEpic
    @KeyEpic 3 года назад +1756

    THIS CHANNELS UNDERRATED hahaha

  • @DaisyFan1
    @DaisyFan1 2 года назад +4

    "Wind is expensive? I better start selling some wind." 😂

  • @enzogurijala5464
    @enzogurijala5464 3 года назад +140

    “A murderer would come in
    A rapist would come in
    A very bad person would come in”

    • @roma8964
      @roma8964 3 года назад

      He is all three (trump)

  • @m.ichellewang
    @m.ichellewang 3 года назад +65

    “I gotta start selling some wind”
    -Diego 2020

  • @spikegore7280
    @spikegore7280 3 года назад +592

    I'm not even American but I would easily want Diego for president.

  • @5DRex
    @5DRex 3 года назад +56

    "what do you say to me being afraid of being murdered in my sleep?"
    *"not that many of you are gonna die"*

  • @shots
    @shots 3 года назад +654

    😂😂

    • @shaanmeet
      @shaanmeet 3 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @MST2.1
      @MST2.1 3 года назад +1

      lol

    • @basilahmed7990
      @basilahmed7990 3 года назад +4

      You posted this comment 2 mins after this video went live you didnt even watch the full video you dingus

    • @MST2.1
      @MST2.1 3 года назад +1

      @@basilahmed7990 dingus 😂😂

    • @shaanmeet
      @shaanmeet 3 года назад

      @@basilahmed7990 who are u talking to?

  • @jakegyllenhaal2860
    @jakegyllenhaal2860 3 года назад +338

    "Who's actually happily married, you know?"
    "I hate to say this, but those with the lowest IQ"
    Words of wisdom 😂🤣

  • @denissegarcia7397
    @denissegarcia7397 3 года назад +190

    No one:
    Diego : 4:10 I ordered tequila like an hour ago where is it where’s my tequila

    • @purvi110
      @purvi110 3 года назад +5

      *iTs cHiNa'S faUlT*

    • @jett_teague
      @jett_teague 3 года назад

      It’s all China’s fault. Everything wrong with America is China’s fault

    • @mrbrazilliant
      @mrbrazilliant 3 года назад

      Dont worry about it🤣🤣

  • @xxlonestarparadise179
    @xxlonestarparadise179 2 года назад +61

    I love how he keeps it funny with out making it political and that’s some real skill In this day and age

  • @justmanuh1774
    @justmanuh1774 3 года назад +169

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Diego:"I gotta start selling some wind"

    • @leensayguilloteau18
      @leensayguilloteau18 3 года назад +4

      Bro trump literally said wind is expensive so quick question how do you pay to have a little fresh air every minute? since wind is expensive

  • @lymejia926
    @lymejia926 3 года назад +515

    If Diego was our president his moto would be:
    "Tequila for the country"
    "I'll trade some wind for that Tequila"

    • @aryapatel9577
      @aryapatel9577 3 года назад +2

      I laughed so hard at this comment

    • @lymejia926
      @lymejia926 3 года назад +2

      @@aryapatel9577 LOL thanks, It was the first thing to come to my mind!

    • @aryapatel9577
      @aryapatel9577 3 года назад +1

      @@lymejia926 I'd be like ill trade some wind for that tequila. Say that in a Diego accent

    • @lymejia926
      @lymejia926 3 года назад +1

      @@aryapatel9577 Ok ok I've been rehearsing and I think I got it. (Edited the comment)

    • @aryapatel9577
      @aryapatel9577 3 года назад +1

      @@lymejia926 mb I said wins instead of wind

  • @off_the_grid_7
    @off_the_grid_7 3 года назад +1139

    Why is nobody talking about Biden saying “We’ve gotta be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.” 😂 2:46

    • @Varrian839
      @Varrian839 3 года назад +42

      What's the point? I can't get this sentence.

    • @prwildin223
      @prwildin223 3 года назад +15

      @@Varrian839 neither can I

    • @vickykgoete3161
      @vickykgoete3161 3 года назад +15

      Well he's not wrong 🤣

    • @SamsonKing9
      @SamsonKing9 3 года назад +55

      It means you gotta be able to multitask..

    • @iNtake87
      @iNtake87 3 года назад +10

      Multitasking ... just multitasking

  • @brentm8863
    @brentm8863 Год назад +2

    Biden: “I think we should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.” Diego: blank stare “what?” Lol

  • @grizzlehbeh8861
    @grizzlehbeh8861 3 года назад +483

    I like it how Biden just says random stuff, and Trump just compliments himself

  • @luhray4742
    @luhray4742 3 года назад +242

    "We're Gonna Be Able To Walk And Chew Gum At The Same Time" - Joe Biden

    • @mystikka1gaming740
      @mystikka1gaming740 2 года назад +3

      Ok relax bro!!

    • @carieyounginsurance
      @carieyounginsurance 2 года назад +3

      He lied! He can’t do even do that 😂

    • @mainstreetsaint36
      @mainstreetsaint36 2 года назад +1

      Thank God. I got a whole pack of Double Mint gum, and I got places to be. You have no idea. None.

  • @alexandredesouza3692
    @alexandredesouza3692 3 года назад +318

    *"So, I was fooling around with this stripper-uh I mean, My Wife and..."*
    Trump: Strong Judgement
    Biden: Equal levels of judgement

  • @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575
    @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575 2 года назад +17

    People like to say “Trump or Biden?” And I’m like “They both suck, let’s be real.”

    • @Izigurand
      @Izigurand 2 года назад

      Lesser of two evils.

    • @Izigurand
      @Izigurand 2 года назад +1

      @Lessko Brandon
      You shouldn’t vote just because you agree with their polices. Character matters, Trump made the US a laughingstock.

    • @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575
      @nedandtheneedlefishvevo575 2 года назад +2

      @Lessko Brandon you’re just saying to ignore personality because you know that Trump has an awful personality😂

    • @javiercarvajalperez4531
      @javiercarvajalperez4531 2 месяца назад

      Yes, I agree.

  • @nikronic
    @nikronic 3 года назад +250

    Diego: "Who is actually happily married? ha"
    Trumppet: "Those with lowest IQ"

  • @Robert-kh9sr
    @Robert-kh9sr 3 года назад +89

    I already know this is good cuz it’s diego

  • @izzyg5782
    @izzyg5782 3 года назад +120

    I respect Rudy for not favouring anyone in this comedic sketch.

    • @romeowalen
      @romeowalen 3 года назад

      Ikr

    • @ninksart
      @ninksart 3 года назад

      @alexReyesmusic I mean, you know it's bad when other countries are laughing at us past the "school-shooter" memes.

  • @Lord_OTD
    @Lord_OTD Год назад +5

    Brilliant. Just brilliant 🤣😭😩.
    What’s crazy is remembering the actual press conferences where these two said these things.

  • @shakx7686
    @shakx7686 3 года назад +38

    I was drinking water when he said: wind is expensive. Wait wide is expensive?...HOLYSHIT I GOTTA GO SELL SOME WIND.I started choking

  • @SonicSympothy
    @SonicSympothy 3 года назад +705

    Donald Trump is just... orange. 😂

  • @InsideGreatFireWall
    @InsideGreatFireWall 3 года назад +94

    Finally I found the real footage of the presidential debate!

  • @kameelahsalaam2748
    @kameelahsalaam2748 Год назад +8

    Biden: "We're going to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time." 🤷‍♀
    Me: "Ha haaaaaaah!!!! WTF????!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, we're ALL doomed.

  • @aaronclark9368
    @aaronclark9368 3 года назад +343

    The best part about this is that he is making jokes of both sides rather than just making fun of one. Even though I support one, it makes it way funnier.

    • @codeen391
      @codeen391 3 года назад +19

      Lmao. They both suck

    • @user-fm4nu1tl4p
      @user-fm4nu1tl4p 3 года назад +11

      we get it you're a republican no one cares

    • @MadelinesVlog
      @MadelinesVlog 3 года назад +10

      @@user-fm4nu1tl4p is it the american flag that gives it away? 🤣

    • @mistynights2834
      @mistynights2834 3 года назад +26

      @@MadelinesVlog loves america = republican.. what a day to live in

    • @JiroAKA
      @JiroAKA 3 года назад +5

      @Mario Gonzalez Yess

  • @DtheEvil
    @DtheEvil 3 года назад +78

    B: We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
    Diego:
    Umm
    WAT

  • @ecavil12
    @ecavil12 3 года назад +118

    JB “Diego, if you don’t vote for me then you ain’t Mexican”

  • @FarazBeg
    @FarazBeg 6 месяцев назад +4

    The saddest funny thing is that this video could be from today...

  • @hunterwyszynski4789
    @hunterwyszynski4789 3 года назад +159

    “Holy shit..... I gotta start selling some wind.” 😂

    • @BRUHHHHH999
      @BRUHHHHH999 3 года назад +1

      Where is the timestamp

    • @Matt5607
      @Matt5607 3 года назад +1

      @@BRUHHHHH999 3:15

    • @BRUHHHHH999
      @BRUHHHHH999 3 года назад +1

      @@Matt5607 thx

    • @Matt5607
      @Matt5607 3 года назад +1

      @@BRUHHHHH999 be careful there are some bad wind dealers in this world

    • @BRUHHHHH999
      @BRUHHHHH999 3 года назад +1

      @@Matt5607 ok

  • @Itsmelaura0711
    @Itsmelaura0711 3 года назад +130

    " It makes you sad that you're the least racist person in the room" 😂😂

    • @undead4g895
      @undead4g895 3 года назад +6

      "I can't even see the audience" 😂🤣

    • @newspaperbin6763
      @newspaperbin6763 3 года назад +3

      @@undead4g895 "Because it's so dark"

  • @novared103gaming3
    @novared103gaming3 3 года назад +202

    College humor this is how you do political comedy you don't need to be such obvious bashers of one side neither is perfect

    • @notenough1484
      @notenough1484 3 года назад +4

      They missed the wind job joke. They blew the $45 opportunities. 🤐 it keeps going darker, I must resist 🤣🤐

    • @notenough1484
      @notenough1484 3 года назад +1

      @tito diaz also, we have no real idea to the age of the individuals who will read these things 😅

    • @notenough1484
      @notenough1484 3 года назад +1

      @tito diaz age is just a number 🤐🤣

    • @notenough1484
      @notenough1484 3 года назад

      @tito diaz I was gifted a treat yesterday. Someone tried to get me to dance with the devil. Like I never have, it was a poor assumption. I kept the thought, as I reminded. The music stopped, I keep dancing 😽

    • @chadpowell1832
      @chadpowell1832 3 года назад +1

      @@notenough1484 yes...... and jail is just a room ;)

  • @vanpr4486
    @vanpr4486 3 года назад +42

    "Wait, hold on a second, wind is expensive?"
    "Holy sh*t ...I gotta start selling some wind!"
    HAHAHAHA, you're hilarious man 😂😂

  • @anirudhmedicherla21
    @anirudhmedicherla21 3 года назад +345

    Guys, he likes every single comment. It’s almost like he
    Cares about his viewers!

  • @WrongMisLocation
    @WrongMisLocation 3 года назад +219

    Trump really just blamed China for a missing tequila.

  • @rs7z-87
    @rs7z-87 3 года назад +22

    “wind is expensive? Holy sh*t” hahaha

  • @thecustodian1023
    @thecustodian1023 Год назад +3

    1:30 is my favorite part. President Trump points out who might come in and the biden puppet looks like he knows he talking about his son and can't say shyte back. 🤣

  • @J.R.Y.
    @J.R.Y. 3 года назад +33

    When trump turns his head sideways to talk into the mic.... lmao

    • @yanicyoda4762
      @yanicyoda4762 3 года назад +1

      That's him to a T !!😂😂🤣🤣

  • @brogrammerplus7683
    @brogrammerplus7683 3 года назад +54

    An Ad: Go vote!
    Me: Yeah sure whatever.
    Diego: Vote for my sake.
    Me: I will go to the end of the world and back for you, bro.

  • @hanakamil5593
    @hanakamil5593 3 года назад +41

    Fastest things in this world
    ✔The speed of light
    ✔The Cheetah
    ✔Me clicking on Diego's videos when he uploads

  • @yng.marlon
    @yng.marlon 3 года назад +3

    2:50 “We’re able too walk and chew gum at the same time”😂😂😂

  • @goof94729
    @goof94729 3 года назад +71

    Awkward puppets is one of those RUclips channels that doesn’t upload much, but when they do it’s worth it.

  • @alexpergjoni
    @alexpergjoni 3 года назад +63

    i already know it’s gonna be good

  • @yoru3190
    @yoru3190 3 года назад +96

    In conclusion: Diego needs to stay in his basement

  • @redraven1604
    @redraven1604 Год назад +4

    Trump backed Jesse Jackson twice, lent money to black Americans on a handshake, let a black woman tough on her luck live rent free & did more for the country & minorities than anyone in decades.
    The man walked into North Korea with no security & surrounded by NKSF. First President to even visit let alone call him stumpy Rocket Man. 😂
    Balls of steel.

  • @mythicalditto3899
    @mythicalditto3899 3 года назад +61

    "whos actually happy they're married" "only the really low IQ" LMFAO modern day marriage be like

  • @abdoulazizkg2346
    @abdoulazizkg2346 3 года назад +23

    4:14 “It’s China’s fault” 😅😂

  • @BR33ZYBOY
    @BR33ZYBOY 3 месяца назад +5

    Anybody here after the 2024 debate between these two dunderheads?

  • @thebestmomentisyettocome4962
    @thebestmomentisyettocome4962 3 года назад +23

    ‘It’s Chinas fault’
    😂 😂😂😂😂
    This country is doomed no matter who wins but I rather be doomed while keeping a good economy (or just money on my pockets)

  • @mrmemes9158
    @mrmemes9158 3 года назад +55

    "We gotta be able to walk and chew gum at the same time" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @bryan-el-flaco
    @bryan-el-flaco 3 года назад +30

    I gotta start selling wind like diego said im trying to make bank😂

  • @bobbywhitsett6428
    @bobbywhitsett6428 Год назад +9

    “You should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time”🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @doubleyoueyeareee963
    @doubleyoueyeareee963 3 года назад +7

    First 6 seconds are comedy gold
    Diego:"so the other day i was with some stripper......I mean my wife"
    He totally saved it😂

  • @carloscarranza2074
    @carloscarranza2074 3 года назад +25

    The puppets broooo😭😭💀💀😂😂😂
    “For my sake go vote”💀😂

  • @70okello
    @70okello 3 года назад +5

    "We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time" 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gorillatrading5452
    @gorillatrading5452 3 года назад +28

    "This has been an amazing waste of everyone's time and thank you for giving everyone zero hope... for the country." 2020 in a nutshell.

  • @chinesefood2222
    @chinesefood2222 3 года назад +32

    Diego: “This has been an amazing waste of everybody’s time. Um, thank you, for...um, giving everybody ZERO HOPE, for this country.......also I ordered tequila like an hour ago, where the hell is my Tequila?”
    President Cheeto powder: “It’s China’s fault!”
    Diego: “Can you shut the hell up, Bro?”
    😂💀 Can I vote Presidential candidate Diego and his vice presidential candidate Sen. Tequila, please??

    • @chronometer9931
      @chronometer9931 3 года назад

      Yeah make fun of his skin color, you're not the racist at all!

    • @nostalgicfears
      @nostalgicfears 3 года назад

      @@chronometer9931 I-
      Okay
      Okay

  • @rushikeshkhore4988
    @rushikeshkhore4988 3 года назад +10

    I cracked at "It's China's fault."

  • @bryan-el-flaco
    @bryan-el-flaco 3 года назад +31

    "With this stripper"😂

  • @Ruebenbayona
    @Ruebenbayona 3 года назад +18

    2:47 me when the teacher asks me a math question but I wasn’t paying attention

  • @jatubird6872
    @jatubird6872 3 года назад +38

    does anyone else want a pt 2 to this?