@Austin Igert Right, but this video was based on the second debate where interruptions were kept to a minimum. It is using actual recording of the actual dialog, so it is very realistic. ;) Maybe a bit of creative editing.
That's because the lights were shining in his eyes. They're bright lights I've been on stages before. I played in bands and the lights are so damn bright you can't see two or three rows in front of you and there might be a thousand people in the room. How you supposed to see who's black and white or orange or pink or yellow or green or yellow whatever stop picking on Trump! Trump 20/20
Well at least trump said wind is expensive which is easy to extrapolate and understant. Dilma (the previous president pf brasil) said that stocking up wind for when there is no breeze is very expensive and we dont have the technology to do so. I mean, no shit we cant stock wind, does she think we should fill fucking balooms and pop them next to wind turbines? Man dilma was something else, she said that childrens day is also dogs day because when you think of a child theres always the image of a dog behind that child
I know where I'm going for all my presidential debates from now on! This was so much better than the actual thing. 🤣😂🤣😂 My favorite part of this is how he shows how both of them are terrible 😁
The best part about this is that he is making jokes of both sides rather than just making fun of one. Even though I support one, it makes it way funnier.
*The real Puppets are the people who made this video - Liberal puppets - they were paid to edit Trump's lines so it could be taken out of context on purpose - because Trump's full quote about "wind being expensive" is that "wind is expensive because windmills require more money to upkeep than the energy they produce" - which is true - but **_Awkward Puppets_** are Liberal Puppets that are paid to make Trump look dumb on purpose while ignoring the fact that Biden has literally said that he was running for Senate and that he's been in Senate 180 years - this channel was literally created as propaganda to fool idiots.*
@tito diaz I was gifted a treat yesterday. Someone tried to get me to dance with the devil. Like I never have, it was a poor assumption. I kept the thought, as I reminded. The music stopped, I keep dancing 😽
Diego: "what about you, what do you think? " Biden all off topic: "we have to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time" hahahahahahahahahahah classic.
Please vote.
yes
Yes please.
Trumpot
Ok
Nah
Diego 2020
This video was so funny xD
Lol
He would be better than Donald trump as a president tbh
Diego has my vote
xD xD
The problem with this debate... The lack of tequila... They all need more Tequila!
lol
Yes
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yes
oh come on joe biden is already drunk give the man a break.
The most unrealistic part is that they're actually giving each other time to talk
You know those were actually clips from the actual debate right?
@@SimonASNG why so salty??? 💀
I noticed that too dude lmao
@@SimonASNG no shit
@Austin Igert Right, but this video was based on the second debate where interruptions were kept to a minimum. It is using actual recording of the actual dialog, so it is very realistic. ;) Maybe a bit of creative editing.
Diego: Where the hell is my tequila? I have been waiting an hour for it
Donald: Its China's fault
Diego: *Shut the hell up*
LOL! That is my Favorite part! :)
I thought thats a China countryball lol
@@user-mg7wh8zq6v no it's the USSR
@@soledit567 No that's what Biden would say.
Trump was right, it’s China fault the Chinese covid.
I like how he showed both sides instead of just brutally attacking just one
Yeah, it’s always nice to get a bit of balance in comedy.
I mean it easy to clown both sides when both sides are full of clowns
@@dagoesquer2587 True
Lol that’s cute.
Agreed
"I gotta start selling some wind"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
In Brazil we have a lot of wind stored. We can negotiate it.
@@Veredictor iraq has wind we have store’s
😭😭😭
aaaaahahaaahahahah
Lmfao 😂
“Where’s my tequila”
“It’s chinas fault” -DJ Trump
DJ Trump in da house!!!!!
DJ Trump what beats will he pump out next doe
@@fabrizio8773 He's making a new album called "DaWall"
"Can you shut the hell up, bro"
Lmfao!!!
“I can’t even see the audience because it’s so dark” 😭
The sad part is that that’s an actual quote from the debate
@@drewchamberlain9825 wait REALLY??
@@purvi110 yes it is
@@purvi110 this whole video uses soundbits from the debates
How the hell is the absence of light racist?!
I love how this can be enjoyed by everyone: Republicans, Democrats, Trump supporters, Biden supporters and those who hate both!
Fr 😂
Diego brings us all together 😌
Diego for president!
It's a joke, don't take me seriously. I'm not even a citizen of USA
You still should vote, though.
I've met people who support Trump, and people who hate Trump. I don't think I've ever met someone who actually "supported" Biden.
“I am the least racist person. I can’t even see the audience because it’s so dark”
“Oh that’s....really racist”
That's because the lights were shining in his eyes. They're bright lights I've been on stages before. I played in bands and the lights are so damn bright you can't see two or three rows in front of you and there might be a thousand people in the room. How you supposed to see who's black and white or orange or pink or yellow or green or yellow whatever stop picking on Trump! Trump 20/20
@@tobymummert3035 you're point is? 👉👉
@@thelonecyborg3555 You would be very surprised how many dumb people are in this country.
We have to be able to chew gum and walk at the same time though...
@@1parkergo Scratch our ass and pat our heads at the same time also!
"Not that many of you are going to die"
-Joe biden
😂😂
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
I paused 😂😂😂
Lmfaoo
Donald Trump: They’re dying. They’re dying
Trump: "Wind is expensive"
Diego: "Wind is expensive I gotta start selling Wind" 😂😂😂😂
He right tho
Lol
“Holy Shit... I need to sell some wind.” FAX 😂
''wind kills the birds' - trump
Lol
Diego's motto if he became president: *make tequila great again*
When was it ever not great
Its always hreat😂😂
Wouldn't it be make marriage great again?
That's racist
Make my wife skinny again!
It’s so refreshing seeing non-bias comedic political content
You just can't handle your side being attacked without the other side getting it too. Snowflake
@@danculbert6349 Nothing wrong with non-bias political content
Omg you have the exact same discord profile pic as me
@@danculbert6349 ?
@@danculbert6349 calm down bud
“You should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time”🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤦🏾♂️🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
I don’t know what that means 😂
Diego = my wife is crazy
Trump = its a world wide problem😂😂😂😂
What pisses me off is he tagged Jake Paul lol but other than that, Rudy is doing great
Omg I never thought I would have this much likes ty to all
@@risingangel2259 he signed with shots studios, every creator from shot studios is tagged
It’s true
@@risingangel2259 that way heake moneu and go viral. Don't take it personal
Diego as president: You get a tequila, you get a tequila
He would keep it all for himself.
EVERYONE GETS TEQUILA!!!
Diego: And ofc i get tequila
Mexican Oprah
Go vote if you can
Let's be honest, Diego should've been the moderator
Hello
My name is *Diego*
Not even a joke
Agreed
It would’ve made the debate twice more halarious and less of a waste of every stable minded person’s time.
This is hitting different now. They need to do a remake on this after the last debate! I garuntee it would get a lot of likes.
It's eerily similar, considering how many years before that debate this was made.
@@ahwhite2022 not really
Joe Biden’s votes:270
Donald Trump votes: 214
Diego votes : 546
Yessss DIEGO2020💚
I think this world needs a little Dieago.
Deigo2020💙
Who I vote for is private so I’m not ganna discuss this!
*Vote for Diego!* 🗳
The funny thing is for one second I thought that they actually got like a voice changer but I know that they actually said that in the debate
Same broo
Well at least trump said wind is expensive which is easy to extrapolate and understant. Dilma (the previous president pf brasil) said that stocking up wind for when there is no breeze is very expensive and we dont have the technology to do so. I mean, no shit we cant stock wind, does she think we should fill fucking balooms and pop them next to wind turbines?
Man dilma was something else, she said that childrens day is also dogs day because when you think of a child theres always the image of a dog behind that child
lmao, was this real dialogue from the debate? Sorry, mexican here and didn't see it
@@felipecuenca2811 no reason to apologize for not being from dumbfuckinstan. Its a good thing
@@davidsegalle563 Lol I thought the same until I saw your comment, If this the case then both candidates are clowns 😂
"what do you say to me being afraid of being murdered in my sleep?"
*"not that many of you are gonna die"*
HAH 🤣
"We should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time"
".....uh what"
THIS HAD ME CRYINGGGGGGG
@@hottchubbz615 yeah bro we will be able to walk and chew gum at the same time
yea biden actually said that, thats what kills me
yeah that was pretty funny given that he literally has trouble even without the gum
Trump: i'm the least racist person in this room.
Joe: i wanna be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Diego: W H A T?
ummmm what?
is is IS
I'm not sure that's what he said ....
645 likes
@@failedwallbounce that's really racist
I ordered tequila about an hour ago where is it?
It's China's fault.
LMFAO
People like to say “Trump or Biden?” And I’m like “They both suck, let’s be real.”
Lesser of two evils.
@Lessko Brandon
You shouldn’t vote just because you agree with their polices. Character matters, Trump made the US a laughingstock.
@Lessko Brandon you’re just saying to ignore personality because you know that Trump has an awful personality😂
Yes, I agree.
“Let talk about the environment, are we gonna die or what” 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂
Lowkey all I wanna know too 😂😂😫😭
Well yes but actually I dont know 😂😂😂
Me: *sees thumbnail of puppet versions of Biden amd Trump*
Also me: "what kind of drugs am I on right now bro?!?!"
The good kind. Lol
@@theonlyjessicataylor lmao
No drugs. Just tequila
I mean they are really puppets of their parties 👀
@@definitelynotawhale466 shit.... That was an ironclad comeback. Nice. :)
If Diego was our president his moto would be:
"Tequila for the country"
"I'll trade some wind for that Tequila"
I laughed so hard at this comment
@@aryapatel9577 LOL thanks, It was the first thing to come to my mind!
@@lymejia926 I'd be like ill trade some wind for that tequila. Say that in a Diego accent
@@aryapatel9577 Ok ok I've been rehearsing and I think I got it. (Edited the comment)
@@lymejia926 mb I said wins instead of wind
"I ordered tequila an hour ago, where is it?
It's china's fault"
Had me the there😂😂😂😂💥
“Wait wind is expensive? Holy shit I gotta start selling wind”
Btw thanks so much for the like 😄
Lol
I read dat when exactly he said it-
I was first that has comment like this
Idont know Its a plummeting business pple r wearing masks Lol
We watched the video-
"Who's actually happily married, you know?"
"I hate to say this, but those with the lowest IQ"
Words of wisdom 😂🤣
Based redpill
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Diego:"I gotta start selling some wind"
Bro trump literally said wind is expensive so quick question how do you pay to have a little fresh air every minute? since wind is expensive
"Wait, hold on a second, wind is expensive?"
"Holy sh*t ...I gotta start selling some wind!"
HAHAHAHA, you're hilarious man 😂😂
Why is nobody talking about Biden saying “We’ve gotta be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.” 😂 2:46
What's the point? I can't get this sentence.
@@Varrian839 neither can I
Well he's not wrong 🤣
It means you gotta be able to multitask..
Multitasking ... just multitasking
I love that Trump has those eyelids, its so realistic
Yes
Haha right?
And his orange skin.
I love the Biden puppet. Look at his teeth. Its so real lol
@@firemanmcdonald And a puppet - just like Biden!! lol
I want Diego to actually be a moderator now...
I love how he keeps it funny with out making it political and that’s some real skill In this day and age
“A murderer would come in
A rapist would come in
A very bad person would come in”
He is all three (trump)
Trump: I’m the least racist in the room
Trump again: It’s so dark I can’t see the people.
It's ok, All Lives Matter
@@otisthebunny racist
@@otisthebunny nah..my life matters.
"I'm the least racist person in this room, it's sad."
It really would be
@@GreekGod99 so you aren't included with all lives? I don't think you understand the definition of ALL
Diego: "Who is actually happily married? ha"
Trumppet: "Those with lowest IQ"
Its true though 😳
Trumps right
Epic!!! 🤣🤣
Cinderella : am I a joke to you?
Well he’s not wrong
Biden: "We're going to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time." 🤷♀
Me: "Ha haaaaaaah!!!! WTF????!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣 Yeah, we're ALL doomed.
*"So, I was fooling around with this stripper-uh I mean, My Wife and..."*
Trump: Strong Judgement
Biden: Equal levels of judgement
Go vote if you can
@@ninjatomato5528 I already did, like, a month ago.
@@alexandredesouza3692 who did you vote for
@@ninjatomato5528 Whoever makes you happier
@@alexandredesouza3692 good
I'm not even American but I would easily want Diego for president.
Hehehe 69 likes
Sorry no more 69 likes
@@junkfood1216 SON OF A-
Same
Amigo mexicano
I'd rather have Diego as my President than the both of them 😂😂😂 he's straight to the point.
*Diego for President* 🤣
But, Diego is not a citizen of America
Free Tequila for all
@@AwkwardPuppets Oh my god yes.
Meh I'll vote for Jeff Dunham's Walter
🇱🇷 just got back my account thanks to @steve.watcher such an incredible hacker. Find him on Instagram🙂
I know where I'm going for all my presidential debates from now on! This was so much better than the actual thing. 🤣😂🤣😂 My favorite part of this is how he shows how both of them are terrible 😁
Diego: Which one of you has the most Hispanic friends?
Joe Biden: We’re able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
THIS CHANNELS UNDERRATED hahaha
they have 1 mil subs
It’s still underrated.
@@OasisTrain not
Bro how are you on every video I watch
It's got million view friend blm
“Holy shit..... I gotta start selling some wind.” 😂
Where is the timestamp
@@Alyssa_editzz1 3:15
@@Matt5607 thx
@@Alyssa_editzz1 be careful there are some bad wind dealers in this world
@@Matt5607 ok
I like it how Biden just says random stuff, and Trump just compliments himself
thats kinda just them in a nutshell
@@-taptap- true 😂
@@-taptap- lol its true
I know.. it's so hilarious
We’re going to be able to walk and chew bubble gum at the same time
The best part about this is that he is making jokes of both sides rather than just making fun of one. Even though I support one, it makes it way funnier.
Lmao. They both suck
we get it you're a republican no one cares
@@user-fm4nu1tl4p is it the american flag that gives it away? 🤣
@@MadelinesVlog loves america = republican.. what a day to live in
@Mario Gonzalez Yess
Donald Trump: wind is extremely expensive
Diego: Holy sh*t I gotta start selling some wind
Lol 😂
Edit: 1K WTF
That means everyone in the world is stealing since wind isn't free ig
Wind mills are expensive not wind
So my fart is expensive
@@kaitlynrioux1710 Yeah, but that is the joke.
*The real Puppets are the people who made this video - Liberal puppets - they were paid to edit Trump's lines so it could be taken out of context on purpose - because Trump's full quote about "wind being expensive" is that "wind is expensive because windmills require more money to upkeep than the energy they produce" - which is true - but **_Awkward Puppets_** are Liberal Puppets that are paid to make Trump look dumb on purpose while ignoring the fact that Biden has literally said that he was running for Senate and that he's been in Senate 180 years - this channel was literally created as propaganda to fool idiots.*
I love the way the trump puppet just stares into the void when Biden speaks
No one:
Diego : 4:10 I ordered tequila like an hour ago where is it where’s my tequila
*iTs cHiNa'S faUlT*
It’s all China’s fault. Everything wrong with America is China’s fault
Dont worry about it🤣🤣
" It makes you sad that you're the least racist person in the room" 😂😂
"I can't even see the audience" 😂🤣
@@undead4g895 "Because it's so dark"
B: We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.
Diego:
Umm
WAT
Now we need a remastered version 😂😂😂
2024
"We're Gonna Be Able To Walk And Chew Gum At The Same Time" - Joe Biden
Ok relax bro!!
He lied! He can’t do even do that 😂
Thank God. I got a whole pack of Double Mint gum, and I got places to be. You have no idea. None.
Finally I found the real footage of the presidential debate!
Yes
I can feel the r/whoosh
An Ad: Go vote!
Me: Yeah sure whatever.
Diego: Vote for my sake.
Me: I will go to the end of the world and back for you, bro.
Bro!!! 😂
Brilliant. Just brilliant 🤣😭😩.
What’s crazy is remembering the actual press conferences where these two said these things.
“I gotta start selling some wind”
-Diego 2020
I respect Rudy for not favouring anyone in this comedic sketch.
Ikr
@alexReyesmusic I mean, you know it's bad when other countries are laughing at us past the "school-shooter" memes.
"We gotta be able to walk and chew gum at the same time" 🤣🤣🤣
Aged way too well.
lol
Awkward puppets is one of those RUclips channels that doesn’t upload much, but when they do it’s worth it.
I know. Technoblade's channel is like that too.
😂😂
Lmao
lol
You posted this comment 2 mins after this video went live you didnt even watch the full video you dingus
@@basilahmed7990 dingus 😂😂
@@basilahmed7990 who are u talking to?
Fastest things in this world
✔The speed of light
✔The Cheetah
✔Me clicking on Diego's videos when he uploads
Ok
"Wind is expensive? I better start selling some wind." 😂
Trump really just blamed China for a missing tequila.
And why not ?
@@mariilove1488 because why not?
@@SoraRitsuka02 because why not ?
@@SoraRitsuka02
I don't get your question
First of all this is not real. And number two: why not?
The puppets broooo😭😭💀💀😂😂😂
“For my sake go vote”💀😂
I already know this is good cuz it’s diego
Biden: “I think we should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time.” Diego: blank stare “what?” Lol
"whos actually happy they're married" "only the really low IQ" LMFAO modern day marriage be like
"We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time"
That delivery was incredible 😂🤣
College humor this is how you do political comedy you don't need to be such obvious bashers of one side neither is perfect
They missed the wind job joke. They blew the $45 opportunities. 🤐 it keeps going darker, I must resist 🤣🤐
@tito diaz also, we have no real idea to the age of the individuals who will read these things 😅
@tito diaz age is just a number 🤐🤣
@tito diaz I was gifted a treat yesterday. Someone tried to get me to dance with the devil. Like I never have, it was a poor assumption. I kept the thought, as I reminded. The music stopped, I keep dancing 😽
@@notenough1484 yes...... and jail is just a room ;)
"This has been an amazing waste of everyone's time"
🤣
"With this stripper"😂
I was drinking water when he said: wind is expensive. Wait wide is expensive?...HOLYSHIT I GOTTA GO SELL SOME WIND.I started choking
Were ya?
Donald Trump is just... orange. 😂
lmao
cuz he is
"Stop calling me orange!!!"
"IMPEACH!!!"
@@darkaoshi27 not funny
@@luke_duke6463 Humour is subjective.
2:47 me when the teacher asks me a math question but I wasn’t paying attention
Lol
“wind is expensive? Holy sh*t” hahaha
In conclusion: Diego needs to stay in his basement
i already know it’s gonna be good
Thank you for producing wholesome political comedy! It’s so hard to come by these days amongst all the soapbox “comics”
Guys, he likes every single comment. It’s almost like he
Cares about his viewers!
Its the company Shots Studios who is reading the comments
Airrred G
Ah. The irony.
Lol your comment made me cringe
@Eren Jäger ya, kinda sad actually
The best thing to wake up to
Yep
"we ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time" XD
"We ought to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time" 🤣
JB “Diego, if you don’t vote for me then you ain’t Mexican”
Diego: "what about you, what do you think? "
Biden all off topic: "we have to be able to walk and chew gum at the same time" hahahahahahahahahahah classic.
I gotta start selling wind like diego said im trying to make bank😂
I’m looking forward for the next Presidential debate this year in September ( and another awkward puppet version 😂😂)
When trump turns his head sideways to talk into the mic.... lmao
That's him to a T !!😂😂🤣🤣
"I'm not a citizen of this country. And I don't have fingers."
I'd like to see Diego travel to Japan. I can imagine what he'd be like if he discovered anime, kimonos, and other things Japanese.
Body pillows.
Saki
Joe Biden - “We should be able to walk and chew gum at the same time”
Rudy - “Umm, what?”
Perfectly even and down the line. Hilarious without forcing one side or the other down the throats of people. Great job!