Bonita: "Diego work is work!" Diego: "Do you have any idea what It's like making all these fake promises to all these kids ?!" Bonita: "It sounds like what you do to me every single day !!!" DAMN !!! 😂😆😄
“So wait, you got a job?” “No, I’m just wearing this because it comfortable- Yes! I got a job.” “I’m so proud of you!” “Benita, I’m a Hispanic Santa clause, in a shitty mall.”
I burst out laughing when she said that she would throw in a bottle of tequila if he took the job,only for it to cut to him on throne in the Santa suit.🤣🤣
1.58 million subscribers so very underrated. hell both of my parents are mexican and my father was a drunk for tequila and he was the best magician in the world when he disappeared. every video so far has been hilarious and ordinary. despite the fact you posted this in january and christmas is long gone but shit.
"What did the kids get for Christmas? Fortune cookies?" "Sir that's incredibly racist" "Mom! Dad! Look what Santa got me! Bunch of... math problems to solve." "That's enough" "Before he took pictures with the kids, did they make 'em take off their shoes?" as an asian, i can confirm this "fine ill throw in a bottle of tequila" "..." "..." "HO HO HO, I HATE MY LIFE!"
“Before he took pics with the kids, did he make them take off their shoes?” LMAO as an Asian I love this so god darn much! But for me, the kids better be taking their fucking shoes off.
“You’ve had the job for 10 seconds.”
“I’ve done shorter.”
LOL
Lol
Letssss fucking gooooo I was the 100th like on this comment
Welp I am 101th
didnt it say ive done shorter? not gone
Yay #808 like 🙃😂😂
Rudy's voice when he says 'Binita' 😂😂😂
Rudy?
Yes
Beh- knee- tah
@@bossmaninnit5199 yes
@@bossmaninnit5199 Diego voice actor
"Mom, Dad look what santa got me, a bunch of math problems" 😂😂
Math problems are still better than meth problems. Just saying.
how? 🥺
😹😹😹😹😹😹
@@topcommentor1655 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣💯
Her: That’s so racist
Her later: I’ll throw in a bottle of tequila....
Diego.....: *Sits in Santa chair in costume*
Well in her defense he was already being racist And she figured that he was sort of a stereotype.
Diego is the most talented person ever.
Diego could even dance better then her
Indeed
Yes..
Much yes
You mean puppet 😂
He is puppet!!
Diego is the living proof of what would happen if someone was 100% honest every time
"I'll put in a bottle of Tequilla..."
Me: You should have started with that
She got him there 😂🤣
If was a black Santa it probably would be a bottle of malt liquor!
And he would have accepted the $18 per hour too 😆 🤣 😂
me: why the fuck didn't you just say that i love Tequilla
@@jerviswilliiams1769 Grape juice*
2:42
“Some kid just asked me for more followers on TikTok”
Lol
I bet he would even shave that mustache for a bottle of tequila
He would...
I died when she said she would throw in a bottle of tequila 🤣🤣🤣
@@bubblyyip yes.....lol
THATS RACIST!!!!..... but probably true.
Yea-
1:26
“What did the kids get for Christmas”
“Fortune cookies”
💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“What did the kids get for Christmas fortune cookies”
💀
the fortune cookie said: man who walk sideways on airport turnstile sideways going to bangkok
"Mom dad look what santa got me a bunch of math problems to solve" 💀💀💀💀
I wasn't waiting for this one, I cracked out loud!
I'm weak 😂
That whole bit there just destroyed me🤣🤣
“Diego, it’s 2020. Things have changed”
Damm sadly right it has.
“Some kid just asked me for more followers on Tick Tock” 😂 lmao
*CaN i GeT rObLoX tO?* XD
Can i get a new mom and a life.
@@k.eisenberg8119 dont make jokes about robux when you don't even know anything about robux or how to get it
@@nidhalsormali3051 I have played Roblox for 3 years.... I know u buy R$ with money it was just a harmless joke
@@nidhalsormali3051 weirdass
Bonita: "Diego work is work!"
Diego: "Do you have any idea what It's like making all these fake promises to all these kids ?!"
Bonita: "It sounds like what you do to me every single day !!!"
DAMN !!! 😂😆😄
“So wait, you got a job?”
“No, I’m just wearing this because it comfortable- Yes! I got a job.”
“I’m so proud of you!”
“Benita, I’m a Hispanic Santa clause, in a shitty mall.”
*what a life ;-;*
@@k.eisenberg8119 lol I agree
"I'll throw in a bottle of tequila."
Diego: where the suit?😂
"Asian Santa Claus what did the kids get on Christmas a fortune cookie?"
😂
TURKISH
And math problems
why you copying me fam
take shoes off before taking pictures 😂
As an Asian, absolutely
I'm SOOO happy these videos are still coming. MAKE A NETFLIX SHOW ON THESE GUYS
“I’d throw in a bottle of tequila “ 😂😂 “ho ho ho I hate my life “🤣🤣
🤣
I burst out laughing when she said that she would throw in a bottle of tequila if he took the job,only for it to cut to him on throne in the Santa suit.🤣🤣
Diego gives a whole new meaning to Monday blues with that shirt.
"Making fake promises to kids" Got me laughing LOL
"did he make them take their shoes off before taking pictures?" busted a gut
I'll admit. I'm Asian and if I was asian santa claus id make kids take off their shoes before pictures if this was a private indoor facility lol
I died 😂😑
"I've done shorter" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💔
At the end I thought he would say “why the f*ck am I doing this? It’s January.”
Benita said it was 2020 :v
Pre-recorded
Diego has tequila lag
No he knew Santa was in Quarantine.
Joseph Asis *fuck
“Ho ho ho, I hate my life.”
Real words spoken
We need behind the scenes, watching Rudy saying this stuffs just adds to it.
Rudy?? Broo these r real people not puppets🤬🤬
@@shahryarshaikh6388 Chill.
@@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourpi1014 homie i m joking
@@shahryarshaikh6388 Aight.
@@imgonnaputsomedirtinyourpi1014 no bc Anika tasnim ruin his life bc he thought that those were real is childhood is probably ruined
Diego 😂😂😂😂 always has that sense of humour 😂😂😂 he's just special
“Mom, dad, look what Santa got me, a bunch of math problems to solve” “before they took the pictures, did he make them take off their shoes?” LMAO
Gotta have a sense of humor to watch these videos lol
Bunch*
I just like watching your shows makes my day trying to pick up the humor.
"Ho ho ho, I hate my life"
Well don't we all? 😂
imagine " Ho ho ho, i hate my wife".
I know I do
I'm literally at that part
I dont its just hard some times
😂
Diego's stereotype jokes are just as funny as the ones from *Family Guy.* 🤣
“Some kid just asked me for more followers on tiktok”
Lmao
"Look what Santa Claus got me... bunch of math problems" 😂😂😂😂
Last time I was this early Diego and Benita still loved each other
Lol
that early eh
Idk if they ever loved each other to be honest
@@Damatovg marriage puts to much pressure on maintaining the relationship.
Diego spreads joy and cheer to all the people. So true.
"Ho Ho Ho, I hate my life"
AM DEAD
Just love your honesty Diego
Why does Diego give me life and represents men on a personal level?
Lmao i feel that
1:59 “ho ho ho I hate my life” kills me every time 😂😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀
-"You've had the job for 10 seconds "
="I've done shorter"
You had the job for 10 seconds
Diego: I’ve done shorter
💀💀💀💀
"Tequila."
Diego's magic word.
"Ok relax Jack Frost"
Lol
Diego should get a job at a bar, so he is near Tequila
I am guessing he could be a barman if he didn’t drink all the tequila
He’ll get fired 😂
Lmao he'll be drinking on the job
Oh yeah this is big brain time
So cute!
Diego looks so adorable!
He would hate you for saying that.
" Mom dad look what Santa got for a bunch of math problems to solve "
That was golden
Thanks for saying what the video already said otherwise i wouldn't have known about this you're a very funny man
Two bursts of laughing in a row, fortune cookies and math problems to solve! lol
Diego the floating Dorito ❤ I love you so much bro😂
Diego : "Ho ho ho I hate my life" 😭😭😭😭
1:26 “what do the kids get fortune cookies “ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Did they get fortune cookies?”🤣
im dead lmao
This is getting me through quarantine. Thank you awkward puppets. Thank you diego!
God Diego always makes my day.
Diego is a underrated comedian😂😂😂
Hhhhhhhhhh my God, I swear to God the sketches are getting funnier and funnier with each new video!!! I never get sick of any of them!!!
Bravo!!
Freaking RUDY MANCUSO is awesome, hilarious, and talented!
Undeniably does not get close to the recognition that he deserves!
I'll throw in a bottle of Tequila...that changed everything.
I love how cheap Diego is. All it takes is a bottle of tequila.
1:52 you can make Diego do fricking anything with that card
“ did he have the kids take off of there shoes “ 😂🤣
""Mom, Dad look what's Santa got me, lots of math problem to solve"
hilarious XD
And I am Asian too lol.
Am watching this with my 2Y old daughter, thanks for making me laugh so out loudly with her ❤️❤️
Bro what-
"Ho ho, I hate my life..."
I'm dead 😂😂😂😂😂
Diego: Mom look what Santa got me....math problems.
Nerds: If you don't want them I'll take them
“ an Asian Santa Claus...what did the kids get? Fortune cookies?” Omg I laughed my ass off hahahah
The last time I was this early
Deigo wasn't drinking
Interviewer: "Thats extremely racist." Also interviewer: "I'll throw in a bottle.of tequila"
After tough and tiring Monday glad to have some laughter thanks for entertaining us Rudy👏👏😁
2:00 don't we all Diego don't we all
That awkward silence 😂😂
Everybody knew he was gonna say
Diago i quit😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣i need to stop watching this🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Diego killing me with those resist jokes, "what the kids get for Christmas, fortune cookies
seeing his wife talk to him on the phone makes me understand why he has constant headaches
The Asian Santa bit is so funny
"Do I look jolly to you?"
*insert picture of close up Squidward face here*
“What do you want Benita” 😂
"Like Some Kid Asked Me For More Followers On TikTok." HILARIOUS
Edit:"Thanks For The Likes."
The minute she said “TEQUILA” I was like , there’s no way he’s turning that down 😂😂😂 & BOOM ! Santa costume 😂🤣
Finally who else waited for part two
Diego never fails to make me laugh! 😂
Lol I’m surprised he took the job since he hates Christmas so much
2:42
“U know some kid asked me for more followers on tiktok”
💀😂😂😂😂
All right relax Jack Frost
What did the kids get for Christmas fortune cookies lmfao 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He always post funny videos. I love this guy.
This channel needs a Netflix series
And a movie!
Gotta keep posting these. Diego is my fav puppet 😂
Interviewer: i will throw in a bottle of tequila
Diego: 🎅
1.58 million subscribers so very underrated. hell both of my parents are mexican and my father was a drunk for tequila and he was the best magician in the world when he disappeared. every video so far has been hilarious and ordinary. despite the fact you posted this in january and christmas is long gone but shit.
"Did he make them take their shoes off?"
Bro im dying 🤣
I don’t get it
'ho ho ho' how is it possible to sound so funny! diego is my favorite person on this planet.
"Youve had this job for 10 seconds"
"Ive done shorter"
"What did the kids get for Christmas? Fortune cookies?"
"Sir that's incredibly racist"
"Mom! Dad! Look what Santa got me! Bunch of... math problems to solve."
"That's enough"
"Before he took pictures with the kids, did they make 'em take off their shoes?"
as an asian, i can confirm this
"fine ill throw in a bottle of tequila"
"..."
"..."
"HO HO HO, I HATE MY LIFE!"
"Bribe him with taqella & he will do anything"
LoL
“Before he took pics with the kids, did he make them take off their shoes?”
LMAO as an Asian I love this so god darn much! But for me, the kids better be taking their fucking shoes off.
*I wasn't this early even at my birth*
“Sir, you already agreed to do it.”
“Yeah, but that was before I knew what it was.”
Anything for Tequila, eh Diego?
Mom dad look what santa got me
"math problème to solve"
Im dead 😂
1:31
Diego: What the kids get for Christmas fortune cookies 😂😂😂
1:58 'ho ho ho, I hate my life'
That hit deep coz I felt it
Diego - never mind i quit
interviewer - you have had the job for 10 seconds
Diego - I've done shorter.😂😂