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  • @AwkwardPuppets
    @AwkwardPuppets Год назад +8494

    I'm back baby. New videos every week.

  • @RudyMancuso
    @RudyMancuso Год назад +7741

    Diego I missed you.

  • @SuperDeez23
    @SuperDeez23 Год назад +78

    “So you don’t intend to confess today?”
    “I confess that this is stupid.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dunkev4152
    @dunkev4152 Год назад +3236

    "Father."
    "I prefer bro."
    "I prefer father."
    "I prefer tequila."
    So happy to see Diego and his smartass return.

  • @clunkster
    @clunkster Год назад +390

    "what the hell is this, scooby doo?" 💀
    glad y'all are back after a whole year
    still can't get over benita's new voice tho

  • @JSGaming0327
    @JSGaming0327 Год назад +1048

    After all these years Diego is still so funny. 😂😂😂

    • @oryoch8708
      @oryoch8708 Год назад +4

      Your soo right😂😂😂😂

    • @JSGaming0327
      @JSGaming0327 Год назад +3

      @@oryoch8708 Hahaha thank you my friend 😂😂😂😂

    • @cool_video_maker_123
      @cool_video_maker_123 Год назад

      Bro your so right 😂😂😂😂

    • @samuelortiz-z9t
      @samuelortiz-z9t Год назад +2

      what do you mean "these years" it was only a year bruh💀💀💀

    • @JSGaming0327
      @JSGaming0327 Год назад

      @@cool_video_maker_123 Hahaha thanks bro
      😂😂😂😂

  • @Keep_rising_to_top
    @Keep_rising_to_top Год назад +1126

    It hits different when you receive a notification that Diego is back 😂

  • @smarties-q7n
    @smarties-q7n Год назад +236

    "I personally guarantee that your not my father."
    "And why do you say that?"
    "Because your in my life."☠️☠️
    So relatable 😭

  • @Gr95dc
    @Gr95dc Год назад +522

    Every single joke landed 😂 I laughed so much. Glad Diego is back!

  • @Blou1372
    @Blou1372 Год назад +1526

    Glad to have you back my man! It wasn’t the same without our favorite RUclips Mexican puppet!

    • @ERROR_F1LE
      @ERROR_F1LE Год назад +3

      I agree

    • @spvrkly_princess
      @spvrkly_princess Год назад +2

      you mean both guatemalan and venezuelan

    • @theoguncleslappy9150
      @theoguncleslappy9150 Год назад +12

      Pretty sure he's the only RUclips Mexican puppet

    • @devinpaul9026
      @devinpaul9026 Год назад

      @@theoguncleslappy9150 There are a LOT of puppets on RUclips, at least a COUPLE of em were technically made in Mexico, I guarantee it.

    • @rylan642
      @rylan642 Год назад

      Hell yeah!
      Ah shit, I said hell
      Dammit, I said shit
      Fuck, I said dammit

  • @capclip9
    @capclip9 Год назад +1288

    As happy as I am that Diego is back, Benita's new voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard

    • @capclip9
      @capclip9 Год назад +121

      @GeorgeDao Even though I find her annoying, Benita's voice is one thing she did right

    • @isaacrodriguez3903
      @isaacrodriguez3903 Год назад +36

      I wonder if she'll ever come back to work with Rudy again. But that is not my point right now. It's good to have you back, Rudy. You and Diego 😁

    • @Igor_054
      @Igor_054 Год назад +27

      It is Rudy himself dubbing her now. Perhaps he could find another woman for a naturally feminine voice.

    • @Spideybro213
      @Spideybro213 Год назад +4

      I mean… it fits her

    • @connorfr
      @connorfr Год назад +4

      @@isaacrodriguez3903what happened

  • @nirdeshpaudyal9215
    @nirdeshpaudyal9215 Год назад +169

    smiling out loud seeing diego is one of the best part of my life!! Please lord bless him with enough tequilla! 😁😁

    • @infectieon
      @infectieon Год назад +3

      Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

    • @nirdeshpaudyal9215
      @nirdeshpaudyal9215 Год назад

      @@infectieon 😁😁😊😊😉😉

    • @cyrvs_505
      @cyrvs_505 Год назад +1

      there will NEVER be enough tequilla

    • @nirdeshpaudyal9215
      @nirdeshpaudyal9215 Год назад

      @@cyrvs_505 😂😂😂

  • @loopyscorpionx8775
    @loopyscorpionx8775 Год назад +275

    @ 1:00 with the father and son talk, easily my favorite part. That hit me so hard and unexpected I just couldn't 😂God I missed Diego.

  • @alejandroalvarez2840
    @alejandroalvarez2840 Год назад +107

    It's been 84 years and that "cuz you're in my life" was a masterpiece, totally worth it.

  • @lemonadeslices
    @lemonadeslices Год назад +51

    the tequila and lime conversation had me laughing so hard to the point of tears

  • @donnyreuvers9588
    @donnyreuvers9588 Год назад +325

    I can't express how happy I am to see you guys back

  • @blackhood7200
    @blackhood7200 Год назад +151

    I'm very glad Diego is back after 2 years.
    Edit: Well, almost 2 years.

  • @rexbanner2953
    @rexbanner2953 Год назад +49

    Missed Diego so much. So happy to see him again!

  • @thisguyudunno
    @thisguyudunno Год назад +235

    I just love Awkward Puppets. I’m so happy you returned Diego!

  • @nickjohn1979
    @nickjohn1979 Год назад +284

    About friggin time! Ive been missing Diego. Glad you guys are back!

    • @jockeubanks8917
      @jockeubanks8917 Год назад +2

      Exactly, I was wondering where he been , glad he back,, Dammit,, need some more laughter

  • @stephenmarty4751
    @stephenmarty4751 Год назад +14

    Priest: What brings you here today Diego ? Diego: My Uber 😂😂😂

  • @CDM2004Alt
    @CDM2004Alt Год назад +45

    The Adult Kings of Puppetry are back. I can’t wait to see Diego play the piano again.

  • @sharkdentures3247
    @sharkdentures3247 Год назад +130

    Aw man, I think I am being brought to TEARS from laughing so hard here!
    I have missed Diego.

  • @blueprintsofficial4022
    @blueprintsofficial4022 Год назад +12

    This puppet is way too funny, glad to have you back.

  • @Darkpixel212
    @Darkpixel212 Год назад +51

    When the world needed Diego the most, he returned.

  • @thedysonator
    @thedysonator Год назад +96

    Im so happy about this, I’ve literally googled why Awkward Puppets disappeared again multiple times recently. This is my favorite comedy show ❤❤❤

    • @darkknight155
      @darkknight155 Год назад

      U rlly thought google knew 😂😂😂😂🤡🫵

    • @thedysonator
      @thedysonator Год назад

      @@darkknight155 obviously, google itself doesn’t know, but it’s a search engine, so you use it to help find information. i’m sorry, i thought that was obvious, but my fault for assuming you have basic brain functionality.

    • @zahidsherkhan2731
      @zahidsherkhan2731 Год назад

      chill bro😂@@thedysonator

  • @midnightyt567
    @midnightyt567 Год назад +4

    I haven’t checked this channel in a few months since it’s been inactive but I just got this in my recommended, I can’t believe he’s back after a year!!!

  • @faisalsaifi717
    @faisalsaifi717 Год назад +12

    "I have faith that you'll start serving Tequila" ☠️

  • @omnomnom2
    @omnomnom2 Год назад +71

    I just discovered this channel this past week and only just finished watching the entirety of Awkward Puppets. So glad I'm here for its return!

    • @Manxsee
      @Manxsee Год назад +3

      Same!😂 can't believe i haven't heard of him before, he is a hidden gem.

    • @DALEHHORSTUDIOS
      @DALEHHORSTUDIOS Год назад

      You lucky bastards

  • @LumiMinds_Tech
    @LumiMinds_Tech Год назад +15

    Never a dull moment with Diego 😂😂😂🔥 you were missed

  • @arturopaz3673
    @arturopaz3673 Год назад +64

    I can't believe you have time to make this and star in the The Flash movie. It's nice to have you back here with the puppets, and by the way, congratulations on staring in such a big role. I hope you're in the sequel if there is one.

    • @Tookza_Kay
      @Tookza_Kay Год назад +7

      What character is he playing there?

    • @arturopaz3673
      @arturopaz3673 Год назад +3

      @@Tookza_Kay Albert Desmond

  • @Thatguyyoumightknowoneday
    @Thatguyyoumightknowoneday Год назад +50

    We missed you so much bro. Thank you for bringing these videos back, they are always enjoyable. Can’t wait to watch more, your videos always help out when I’m having a tough day because they always make me laugh.

  • @ahmadkzha3875
    @ahmadkzha3875 Год назад +2

    I'm now happier than ever!! welcome back!

  • @Gogiana
    @Gogiana Год назад +18

    -Have you met my wife? I'm already in hell.🤣🤣
    Typical Diego😂😂
    It's so great to have you guys back❤

  • @theepicologist8811
    @theepicologist8811 Год назад +29

    Seems like an eternity we all been waiting for Diego to come back! Welcome back dude!

  • @FabianTaffe
    @FabianTaffe Год назад +5

    Bro….. I’m glad you’re back. Missed Diego so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @theoguncleslappy9150
    @theoguncleslappy9150 Год назад +14

    Ngl I completely forgot this channel even existed💀
    Glad to see they're back now :)

  • @MarioGonzalez-cf5cp
    @MarioGonzalez-cf5cp Год назад +20

    Thank you for bringing Diego back. I miss these skits so much.

  • @pomander5446
    @pomander5446 Год назад +2

    When the world needed him the most he returned 🎉

  • @jockeubanks8917
    @jockeubanks8917 Год назад +30

    Thank God Diego is back, I need some more laughter back in my life,,, He need to do a sitcom

  • @SethPinnock
    @SethPinnock Год назад +43

    I truly believe Diego loves his wife. 😂

    • @Chen-rt2ew
      @Chen-rt2ew Год назад +4

      He loves her like he loves the alcoholic anonymous

    • @lauraeager373
      @lauraeager373 Год назад +4

      @@Chen-rt2ewthere’s an idea for a Diego episode. Diego goes to an AA meeting.

    • @SethPinnock
      @SethPinnock Год назад

      @@lauraeager373 I think he did a skit on that. I'll double check. Wait No he didn't.

  • @kinda3690
    @kinda3690 Год назад +1

    YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYY HAPPY UR BACK MAN!

  • @danteyazidjian9620
    @danteyazidjian9620 Год назад +6

    THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED!!!

  • @pabloleal1198
    @pabloleal1198 Год назад +16

    Diego's comeback is the best thing that has happened on earth today!

  • @GGM556
    @GGM556 10 месяцев назад +4

    The scooby doo joke got me crying 😂

  • @someoneyt1350
    @someoneyt1350 Год назад +10

    Just coming back like this after 1 year is such a Diego thing to do

  • @dexx8858
    @dexx8858 Год назад +7

    - I warrantee you are not my father.
    - And why is that?
    - Because you are in my life.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ Lmao

  • @texasfender7435
    @texasfender7435 Год назад +2

    I need this! Every time I see a new video post it makes my day. I get snacks and everything just to watch a 3 minute video. So good!!!!

  • @CartoonboyYT
    @CartoonboyYT Год назад +15

    Glad to see that my favorite puppet channel is still alive! ❤

  • @angelosusa4258
    @angelosusa4258 Год назад +42

    Diego is hilarious. I’m Catholic and first time I went to confession as a kid I was like what do I do lol I wonder if my priest has heard any crazy stories

    • @Brody_GarciaGaming
      @Brody_GarciaGaming Год назад +1

      If he does he cannot tell you them. It is confidential

    • @joshcooldudeyeah
      @joshcooldudeyeah Год назад

      @@Brody_GarciaGaming Yup. Unless if it's a very serious crime that involves the police. But otherwise, yes. Everything confessed is strictly confidential

    • @yungvofficial
      @yungvofficial Год назад

      VIVA CHRISTORA CATHOLISISIM

    • @jacob8559
      @jacob8559 9 месяцев назад

      @@joshcooldudeyeaheven a crime cannot be revealed by a priest or he could be excommunicated

  • @Manuh-eZe
    @Manuh-eZe Год назад +2

    "tequila and lime represent a great f**kin time"😂😂

  • @A.I.generatedsongs
    @A.I.generatedsongs Год назад +18

    I just binge watched your channel so I feel so lucky that I didn't have to wait 2 years for another video ! Thank youuu !
    You're amazing !

  • @anandmadhav273
    @anandmadhav273 Год назад +8

    Oh my goodness!!!! Back finally!! The voice of Diego is a therapy!! Atleast from now, dont forget you have a channel ffs!! Thanks for the video ❤

  • @pureniku
    @pureniku Год назад +9

    3:05 got me in tears 😂

  • @ゼえ仮
    @ゼえ仮 Год назад +11

    Glad to see you it's been 1 year since your last upload glad ur doing well my favorite RUclipsr is back! :)

  • @bertblue9683
    @bertblue9683 Год назад +12

    We all need our daily dose of Diego. Glad he's back.

  • @purplerabbit638
    @purplerabbit638 Год назад +3

    Lmao. I just love banter like this 😂😂😂 these are the kinda vibes i need

  • @dmf1301
    @dmf1301 Год назад +27

    Is Diego EVER going to figure out that ‘what brought you here today’ does NOT mean ‘what mode of transportation did you use to get here today?!’ 🤣🤣

  • @bakerguy3844
    @bakerguy3844 Год назад +16

    Can’t wait for the new videos this is going to be amazing!

  • @taratechgames5942
    @taratechgames5942 Год назад +1

    Its good to see you again and alive bro

  • @LiveTheMomentAlgeria
    @LiveTheMomentAlgeria Год назад +4

    Maaan i was so happy to see your notification ! you're the funniest comedy show ever ! glad to see you back again ;D

  • @harrysworld1942
    @harrysworld1942 Год назад +4

    Thank you so much bro!
    Sh*t I mean father!
    Damn it, I said sh*t!
    Sh*t, I said damn it!
    Classic Diego!❤

  • @Great-P
    @Great-P Год назад +2

    Finally the legend is back it’s been a year since you weren’t here.

  • @radost25
    @radost25 Год назад +7

    Lovely, smart and sassy 😂❤ Happy to have you back, Diego 🤩🥳

  • @karloz2722
    @karloz2722 Год назад +4

    Glad to see this is back and as good as always

  • @poonisman.
    @poonisman. Год назад +1

    im so happy that they are posting again

  • @DjGrieverLA0101
    @DjGrieverLA0101 Год назад +4

    I f**king love this guy!!!!!! Thanks guys for bringing joy to my day.

  • @_charzard7
    @_charzard7 Год назад +12

    I never had this much laughter in awhile😂

  • @Estellestarchild
    @Estellestarchild Год назад +3

    It makes me happy to know that awkward puppets is back, i really enjoy it, cant wait for more ❤

  • @Maarz99
    @Maarz99 Год назад +4

    I’m glad you’re back Rudy, don’t stop making videos

  • @alinawid4230
    @alinawid4230 Год назад +4

    So great to see more of him
    We miss you

  • @martin20126
    @martin20126 Год назад +1

    Let's go glad you're back

  • @Kunalmuzik
    @Kunalmuzik Год назад +13

    Damn. Felt so great watching this. Thank you Diego for coming back❤

  • @jamesleffler2691
    @jamesleffler2691 Год назад +13

    After a nice long break, it sure is great to have Diego back😊😊😊

  • @zeyszeys110
    @zeyszeys110 Год назад +2

    The man , they myth , the legend diego is back

  • @spider_boi5670
    @spider_boi5670 Год назад +6

    CONGRATS ON THE FLASH!!! I was like the only one in the theater who freaked out when you appeared on screen. 😅

  • @ronaldlopez7626
    @ronaldlopez7626 Год назад +16

    Finally, Diego is back. it's been 1 year but, I think why he didn't make videos over 1 year because he is drinking alcohol the hole time 😅

  • @benedictionchinganda2327
    @benedictionchinganda2327 Год назад +1

    It's really great to have you back 😂😂🤝

  • @samim810
    @samim810 Год назад +4

    That sounds great, we missed you so much Diego, Thank you, Rudy, my prayers finally got heard.

  • @mmccceo8583
    @mmccceo8583 Год назад +7

    Was having a crapp day and this had me laughing till I about blacked out 😂

  • @bahamut7182
    @bahamut7182 Год назад +1

    "Tequila and lime present a great f*ckng time" quote of the week!

  • @sauceplayz8606
    @sauceplayz8606 Год назад +19

    As a Catholic this is funny af

    • @rayd0n899
      @rayd0n899 10 месяцев назад

      Yea same I am Catholic and i am saying the same

  • @AyWhoIsJoshy
    @AyWhoIsJoshy Год назад +8

    Diego is back to make our summer better!

  • @Tuskasuer
    @Tuskasuer Год назад +1

    Lets gooo
    There back and always uploads a banger 🔥🔥👌

  • @Camilarb27
    @Camilarb27 Год назад +4

    I can’t freaking breath🤣 like every time Diego says something funny I stop breathing cause of how hard I’m laughing then I take a breath and he says something funny again 🤣

  • @JasonK716
    @JasonK716 Год назад +5

    OMG...YES!!! I've never laughed so hard at your past video's. Diego is Da' Man!

  • @aurorakarma5407
    @aurorakarma5407 Год назад +4

    I'm here crying in the middle of work! I love Diego so much!!! 😂😂😂

  • @kelonpie
    @kelonpie Год назад +7

    Diego about to make me go to church Thursday and Sundays

  • @danteyazidjian9620
    @danteyazidjian9620 Год назад +7

    Diego most definitely needs confession away from Benita in his life.

  • @wretchedegg2208
    @wretchedegg2208 Год назад +1

    Great to have you back

  • @v.s5782
    @v.s5782 Год назад +4

    O my god Diego....you had made us wait for soooo long.....thank God you are back....looodsss of love from India ❤.

  • @theathjr
    @theathjr Год назад +4

    I laughed so hard watching this that I almost spit out my beer and spilled my tequila.

  • @AmericanKimchi
    @AmericanKimchi Год назад

    Thank you so much for coming back holy shizzzzzzzzzzz

  • @andilemtwana1871
    @andilemtwana1871 Год назад +9

    Diego always makes me laugh

  • @shrabanamajumdar5774
    @shrabanamajumdar5774 Год назад +3

    Missed you Diego... So happy you are back ❤ love from India 🇮🇳

  • @cheetos_myers9071
    @cheetos_myers9071 Год назад +1

    When the world needed him, he returned…

  • @OnMyStorm
    @OnMyStorm Год назад +4

    We all missed you Diego.

  • @angitamoreno
    @angitamoreno Год назад +8

    Jajaja qué hermoso! La manera que junta sus manitos para rezar 😅😍. Te amo Diego ❤

  • @death5talker45
    @death5talker45 Год назад +1

    The Priest Chugging the Booze After That Confession... Hilarious

  • @blackhood7200
    @blackhood7200 Год назад +3

    Script for Diego gets mugged 3: In this script, Diego gets mugged by a Japanese female robber named Yui, the Japanese puppet. I really hope Rudy considers this script for a future video.
    *Diego is walking in the alley, then some female japanese robber comes out of nowhere.
    Yui: Give it to me!
    Diego: Woah woah woah give what?
    Yui: Your money, give me all your money!
    Diego: Wait, are you a Japanese woman?
    Yui: Uh yeah
    Diego: Oh great.
    Yui: Why do you ask and sound not pleased?
    Diego: Well because I was first robbed by a black dude, a white dude, and now a Japanese woman right now? What’s next, a British guy?
    Yui: How did you even know I was Japanese?
    Diego: Because you sound Japanese.
    Yui: Seriously?
    Diego. Uhh, yeah.
    Yui: How would you like it if I assumed you were in a cartel?
    Diego: Woah, that’s just rough.
    Yui: Doesn’t feel good does it?
    Diego: Oh yeah, well how would you feel if I assumed you were a Yakuza?
    Yui: Woah, ok you got me there.
    Diego: You’re damn right I did.
    Yui: How would you feel if I assumed you don’t have a green card?
    Diego: How would YOU feel if I assumed you don’t have a green card?
    Yui: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is drink and watch soccer?
    Diego: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is eat acid and watch anime?
    Yui: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is hang out at home depot?
    Diego: How would you feel if I assumed all you only eat is sushi and ramen?
    Yui: How would you feel if I assumed you only eat burritos and flan?
    Diego: Actually, I could go for some flan right now.
    Yui: You know I feel the same too.
    Diego: There’s actually a great bakery down the street.
    Yui: Nice, I should check it out.
    Diego: You might not like it because they don’t have any milk tea.
    Yui: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off the cliff?
    Diego: Why?
    Yui: Tequila (To kill her)
    Diego: Maybe I should do that to my wife.
    Yui: What?
    Diego: Uh nothing, how many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    Yui: How many?
    Diego: It doesn’t matter because they’re all too short.
    Yui: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
    Diego: What?
    Yui: Juan v Juan
    Diego: Why do Japanese sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
    Yui: Why?
    Diego: So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
    Yui: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
    Diego: No?
    Yui: Turns out he had loco-motives.
    Diego: What do Japanese kids eat at snack time?
    Yui: What?
    Diego: Anime Crackers
    Yui: How do you say “tall Mexicans” in Spanish?
    Diego: What?
    Yui: Churros!
    Diego: What did the Japanese father tell his daughter?
    Yui: What?
    Diego: You allergic to bees.Good! Get A’s or C your way out of my house!
    Yui: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe.
    Diego: What?
    Yui: Roberto
    Diego: Why are there no Japanese bingo players
    Yui: Why?
    Diego: They always disappear after hearing B-29.
    Yui: Why do you Mexicans wear silly sombreros?
    Diego: Why do you Japanese wear stupid kimonos?
    Yui: We have funny game shows for entertainment.
    Diego: Your game shows like to hurt and torture people.
    Yui: Yeah….., that’s true.
    Diego: We have better music
    Yui: No we do.
    Diego: We have Jennifer Lopez
    Yui: We have Hatsune Miku
    Diego: Hatsune Miku is not real and is just a stupid hologram dumbass.
    Yui: Oh…….., you're right.
    Diego: I’ll admit, your jokes were pretty good.
    Yui: Yeah, yours too.
    Diego: I like you Japanese girl, you’re actually pretty cool
    Yui: So are you.
    Diego: Thanks.
    Yui: Now give it all to me!
    Diego: What?
    Yui: Sorry, I’m really poor right now
    Diego: Come on, I thought we were cool.
    Yui: I’m sorry
    Diego: Well fuck you.
    Yui: What?
    *Diego punches and knocks out Yui.
    Diego: I’m not getting robbed again. SAYONARA