@@darkknight155 obviously, google itself doesn’t know, but it’s a search engine, so you use it to help find information. i’m sorry, i thought that was obvious, but my fault for assuming you have basic brain functionality.
I haven’t checked this channel in a few months since it’s been inactive but I just got this in my recommended, I can’t believe he’s back after a year!!!
I can't believe you have time to make this and star in the The Flash movie. It's nice to have you back here with the puppets, and by the way, congratulations on staring in such a big role. I hope you're in the sequel if there is one.
We missed you so much bro. Thank you for bringing these videos back, they are always enjoyable. Can’t wait to watch more, your videos always help out when I’m having a tough day because they always make me laugh.
Diego is hilarious. I’m Catholic and first time I went to confession as a kid I was like what do I do lol I wonder if my priest has heard any crazy stories
@@Brody_GarciaGaming Yup. Unless if it's a very serious crime that involves the police. But otherwise, yes. Everything confessed is strictly confidential
I can’t freaking breath🤣 like every time Diego says something funny I stop breathing cause of how hard I’m laughing then I take a breath and he says something funny again 🤣
Script for Diego gets mugged 3: In this script, Diego gets mugged by a Japanese female robber named Yui, the Japanese puppet. I really hope Rudy considers this script for a future video. *Diego is walking in the alley, then some female japanese robber comes out of nowhere. Yui: Give it to me! Diego: Woah woah woah give what? Yui: Your money, give me all your money! Diego: Wait, are you a Japanese woman? Yui: Uh yeah Diego: Oh great. Yui: Why do you ask and sound not pleased? Diego: Well because I was first robbed by a black dude, a white dude, and now a Japanese woman right now? What’s next, a British guy? Yui: How did you even know I was Japanese? Diego: Because you sound Japanese. Yui: Seriously? Diego. Uhh, yeah. Yui: How would you like it if I assumed you were in a cartel? Diego: Woah, that’s just rough. Yui: Doesn’t feel good does it? Diego: Oh yeah, well how would you feel if I assumed you were a Yakuza? Yui: Woah, ok you got me there. Diego: You’re damn right I did. Yui: How would you feel if I assumed you don’t have a green card? Diego: How would YOU feel if I assumed you don’t have a green card? Yui: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is drink and watch soccer? Diego: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is eat acid and watch anime? Yui: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is hang out at home depot? Diego: How would you feel if I assumed all you only eat is sushi and ramen? Yui: How would you feel if I assumed you only eat burritos and flan? Diego: Actually, I could go for some flan right now. Yui: You know I feel the same too. Diego: There’s actually a great bakery down the street. Yui: Nice, I should check it out. Diego: You might not like it because they don’t have any milk tea. Yui: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off the cliff? Diego: Why? Yui: Tequila (To kill her) Diego: Maybe I should do that to my wife. Yui: What? Diego: Uh nothing, how many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb? Yui: How many? Diego: It doesn’t matter because they’re all too short. Yui: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball? Diego: What? Yui: Juan v Juan Diego: Why do Japanese sumo wrestlers shave their legs? Yui: Why? Diego: So you can tell them apart from the feminists. Yui: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer? Diego: No? Yui: Turns out he had loco-motives. Diego: What do Japanese kids eat at snack time? Yui: What? Diego: Anime Crackers Yui: How do you say “tall Mexicans” in Spanish? Diego: What? Yui: Churros! Diego: What did the Japanese father tell his daughter? Yui: What? Diego: You allergic to bees.Good! Get A’s or C your way out of my house! Yui: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe. Diego: What? Yui: Roberto Diego: Why are there no Japanese bingo players Yui: Why? Diego: They always disappear after hearing B-29. Yui: Why do you Mexicans wear silly sombreros? Diego: Why do you Japanese wear stupid kimonos? Yui: We have funny game shows for entertainment. Diego: Your game shows like to hurt and torture people. Yui: Yeah….., that’s true. Diego: We have better music Yui: No we do. Diego: We have Jennifer Lopez Yui: We have Hatsune Miku Diego: Hatsune Miku is not real and is just a stupid hologram dumbass. Yui: Oh…….., you're right. Diego: I’ll admit, your jokes were pretty good. Yui: Yeah, yours too. Diego: I like you Japanese girl, you’re actually pretty cool Yui: So are you. Diego: Thanks. Yui: Now give it all to me! Diego: What? Yui: Sorry, I’m really poor right now Diego: Come on, I thought we were cool. Yui: I’m sorry Diego: Well fuck you. Yui: What? *Diego punches and knocks out Yui. Diego: I’m not getting robbed again. SAYONARA
I'm back baby. New videos every week.
Yeah you are
best comeback of all time
Da king 🇲🇽👑
it’s been a year!
We all miss you so much 🎊
Diego I missed you.
RUDY WE MISSED U MORE
RUDY
We missed him too rudy
we miss u rudy ❤
Who the hell is Rudy?
“So you don’t intend to confess today?”
“I confess that this is stupid.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love how honest he is.
"Father."
"I prefer bro."
"I prefer father."
"I prefer tequila."
So happy to see Diego and his smartass return.
That would be me at confession. Of course I'm not Catholic but if I was that would totally be me.
This is called GOOD DIALOGUES
I see here a devil number ;)
"I prefer WASSUP!"
😂😂
"what the hell is this, scooby doo?" 💀
glad y'all are back after a whole year
still can't get over benita's new voice tho
😂
I miss Benitas old voice
@@marley5259 Lele pons is busy
He has a point
After all these years Diego is still so funny. 😂😂😂
Your soo right😂😂😂😂
@@oryoch8708 Hahaha thank you my friend 😂😂😂😂
Bro your so right 😂😂😂😂
what do you mean "these years" it was only a year bruh💀💀💀
@@cool_video_maker_123 Hahaha thanks bro
😂😂😂😂
It hits different when you receive a notification that Diego is back 😂
SAME HERE ❤❤❤❤❤
Fr
Yesssss!!!!
Yeah 😂❤
Ong
"I personally guarantee that your not my father."
"And why do you say that?"
"Because your in my life."☠️☠️
So relatable 😭
Every single joke landed 😂 I laughed so much. Glad Diego is back!
Glad to have you back my man! It wasn’t the same without our favorite RUclips Mexican puppet!
I agree
you mean both guatemalan and venezuelan
Pretty sure he's the only RUclips Mexican puppet
@@theoguncleslappy9150 There are a LOT of puppets on RUclips, at least a COUPLE of em were technically made in Mexico, I guarantee it.
Hell yeah!
Ah shit, I said hell
Dammit, I said shit
Fuck, I said dammit
As happy as I am that Diego is back, Benita's new voice sounds like nails on a chalkboard
@GeorgeDao Even though I find her annoying, Benita's voice is one thing she did right
I wonder if she'll ever come back to work with Rudy again. But that is not my point right now. It's good to have you back, Rudy. You and Diego 😁
It is Rudy himself dubbing her now. Perhaps he could find another woman for a naturally feminine voice.
I mean… it fits her
@@isaacrodriguez3903what happened
smiling out loud seeing diego is one of the best part of my life!! Please lord bless him with enough tequilla! 😁😁
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@@infectieon 😁😁😊😊😉😉
there will NEVER be enough tequilla
@@cyrvs_505 😂😂😂
@ 1:00 with the father and son talk, easily my favorite part. That hit me so hard and unexpected I just couldn't 😂God I missed Diego.
It's been 84 years and that "cuz you're in my life" was a masterpiece, totally worth it.
the tequila and lime conversation had me laughing so hard to the point of tears
I can't express how happy I am to see you guys back
I'm very glad Diego is back after 2 years.
Edit: Well, almost 2 years.
1 year ago*
@@InternalxHD it felt like decades
Missed Diego so much. So happy to see him again!
I just love Awkward Puppets. I’m so happy you returned Diego!
About friggin time! Ive been missing Diego. Glad you guys are back!
Exactly, I was wondering where he been , glad he back,, Dammit,, need some more laughter
Priest: What brings you here today Diego ? Diego: My Uber 😂😂😂
The Adult Kings of Puppetry are back. I can’t wait to see Diego play the piano again.
Aw man, I think I am being brought to TEARS from laughing so hard here!
I have missed Diego.
This puppet is way too funny, glad to have you back.
When the world needed Diego the most, he returned.
Im so happy about this, I’ve literally googled why Awkward Puppets disappeared again multiple times recently. This is my favorite comedy show ❤❤❤
U rlly thought google knew 😂😂😂😂🤡🫵
@@darkknight155 obviously, google itself doesn’t know, but it’s a search engine, so you use it to help find information. i’m sorry, i thought that was obvious, but my fault for assuming you have basic brain functionality.
chill bro😂@@thedysonator
I haven’t checked this channel in a few months since it’s been inactive but I just got this in my recommended, I can’t believe he’s back after a year!!!
"I have faith that you'll start serving Tequila" ☠️
I just discovered this channel this past week and only just finished watching the entirety of Awkward Puppets. So glad I'm here for its return!
Same!😂 can't believe i haven't heard of him before, he is a hidden gem.
You lucky bastards
Never a dull moment with Diego 😂😂😂🔥 you were missed
I can't believe you have time to make this and star in the The Flash movie. It's nice to have you back here with the puppets, and by the way, congratulations on staring in such a big role. I hope you're in the sequel if there is one.
What character is he playing there?
@@Tookza_Kay Albert Desmond
We missed you so much bro. Thank you for bringing these videos back, they are always enjoyable. Can’t wait to watch more, your videos always help out when I’m having a tough day because they always make me laugh.
I'm now happier than ever!! welcome back!
-Have you met my wife? I'm already in hell.🤣🤣
Typical Diego😂😂
It's so great to have you guys back❤
Seems like an eternity we all been waiting for Diego to come back! Welcome back dude!
Bro….. I’m glad you’re back. Missed Diego so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ngl I completely forgot this channel even existed💀
Glad to see they're back now :)
Thank you for bringing Diego back. I miss these skits so much.
When the world needed him the most he returned 🎉
Thank God Diego is back, I need some more laughter back in my life,,, He need to do a sitcom
Exactly
I truly believe Diego loves his wife. 😂
He loves her like he loves the alcoholic anonymous
@@Chen-rt2ewthere’s an idea for a Diego episode. Diego goes to an AA meeting.
@@lauraeager373 I think he did a skit on that. I'll double check. Wait No he didn't.
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAAYAYY HAPPY UR BACK MAN!
THE LEGEND HAS RETURNED!!!
Diego's comeback is the best thing that has happened on earth today!
The scooby doo joke got me crying 😂
Just coming back like this after 1 year is such a Diego thing to do
- I warrantee you are not my father.
- And why is that?
- Because you are in my life.
😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️ Lmao
I need this! Every time I see a new video post it makes my day. I get snacks and everything just to watch a 3 minute video. So good!!!!
Glad to see that my favorite puppet channel is still alive! ❤
Diego is hilarious. I’m Catholic and first time I went to confession as a kid I was like what do I do lol I wonder if my priest has heard any crazy stories
If he does he cannot tell you them. It is confidential
@@Brody_GarciaGaming Yup. Unless if it's a very serious crime that involves the police. But otherwise, yes. Everything confessed is strictly confidential
VIVA CHRISTORA CATHOLISISIM
@@joshcooldudeyeaheven a crime cannot be revealed by a priest or he could be excommunicated
"tequila and lime represent a great f**kin time"😂😂
I just binge watched your channel so I feel so lucky that I didn't have to wait 2 years for another video ! Thank youuu !
You're amazing !
same
Oh my goodness!!!! Back finally!! The voice of Diego is a therapy!! Atleast from now, dont forget you have a channel ffs!! Thanks for the video ❤
3:05 got me in tears 😂
Glad to see you it's been 1 year since your last upload glad ur doing well my favorite RUclipsr is back! :)
We all need our daily dose of Diego. Glad he's back.
Lmao. I just love banter like this 😂😂😂 these are the kinda vibes i need
Is Diego EVER going to figure out that ‘what brought you here today’ does NOT mean ‘what mode of transportation did you use to get here today?!’ 🤣🤣
Can’t wait for the new videos this is going to be amazing!
Its good to see you again and alive bro
Maaan i was so happy to see your notification ! you're the funniest comedy show ever ! glad to see you back again ;D
Thank you so much bro!
Sh*t I mean father!
Damn it, I said sh*t!
Sh*t, I said damn it!
Classic Diego!❤
Finally the legend is back it’s been a year since you weren’t here.
Lovely, smart and sassy 😂❤ Happy to have you back, Diego 🤩🥳
Glad to see this is back and as good as always
im so happy that they are posting again
I f**king love this guy!!!!!! Thanks guys for bringing joy to my day.
I never had this much laughter in awhile😂
It makes me happy to know that awkward puppets is back, i really enjoy it, cant wait for more ❤
I’m glad you’re back Rudy, don’t stop making videos
So great to see more of him
We miss you
Let's go glad you're back
Damn. Felt so great watching this. Thank you Diego for coming back❤
After a nice long break, it sure is great to have Diego back😊😊😊
The man , they myth , the legend diego is back
CONGRATS ON THE FLASH!!! I was like the only one in the theater who freaked out when you appeared on screen. 😅
Finally, Diego is back. it's been 1 year but, I think why he didn't make videos over 1 year because he is drinking alcohol the hole time 😅
Yeah 😂
It's really great to have you back 😂😂🤝
That sounds great, we missed you so much Diego, Thank you, Rudy, my prayers finally got heard.
Was having a crapp day and this had me laughing till I about blacked out 😂
"Tequila and lime present a great f*ckng time" quote of the week!
As a Catholic this is funny af
Yea same I am Catholic and i am saying the same
Diego is back to make our summer better!
Lets gooo
There back and always uploads a banger 🔥🔥👌
I can’t freaking breath🤣 like every time Diego says something funny I stop breathing cause of how hard I’m laughing then I take a breath and he says something funny again 🤣
OMG...YES!!! I've never laughed so hard at your past video's. Diego is Da' Man!
I'm here crying in the middle of work! I love Diego so much!!! 😂😂😂
Diego about to make me go to church Thursday and Sundays
Diego most definitely needs confession away from Benita in his life.
Great to have you back
O my god Diego....you had made us wait for soooo long.....thank God you are back....looodsss of love from India ❤.
I laughed so hard watching this that I almost spit out my beer and spilled my tequila.
Thank you so much for coming back holy shizzzzzzzzzzz
Diego always makes me laugh
Missed you Diego... So happy you are back ❤ love from India 🇮🇳
When the world needed him, he returned…
We all missed you Diego.
Jajaja qué hermoso! La manera que junta sus manitos para rezar 😅😍. Te amo Diego ❤
The Priest Chugging the Booze After That Confession... Hilarious
Script for Diego gets mugged 3: In this script, Diego gets mugged by a Japanese female robber named Yui, the Japanese puppet. I really hope Rudy considers this script for a future video.
*Diego is walking in the alley, then some female japanese robber comes out of nowhere.
Yui: Give it to me!
Diego: Woah woah woah give what?
Yui: Your money, give me all your money!
Diego: Wait, are you a Japanese woman?
Yui: Uh yeah
Diego: Oh great.
Yui: Why do you ask and sound not pleased?
Diego: Well because I was first robbed by a black dude, a white dude, and now a Japanese woman right now? What’s next, a British guy?
Yui: How did you even know I was Japanese?
Diego: Because you sound Japanese.
Yui: Seriously?
Diego. Uhh, yeah.
Yui: How would you like it if I assumed you were in a cartel?
Diego: Woah, that’s just rough.
Yui: Doesn’t feel good does it?
Diego: Oh yeah, well how would you feel if I assumed you were a Yakuza?
Yui: Woah, ok you got me there.
Diego: You’re damn right I did.
Yui: How would you feel if I assumed you don’t have a green card?
Diego: How would YOU feel if I assumed you don’t have a green card?
Yui: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is drink and watch soccer?
Diego: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is eat acid and watch anime?
Yui: How would you feel if I assumed all you do is hang out at home depot?
Diego: How would you feel if I assumed all you only eat is sushi and ramen?
Yui: How would you feel if I assumed you only eat burritos and flan?
Diego: Actually, I could go for some flan right now.
Yui: You know I feel the same too.
Diego: There’s actually a great bakery down the street.
Yui: Nice, I should check it out.
Diego: You might not like it because they don’t have any milk tea.
Yui: Why did the Mexican guy throw his wife off the cliff?
Diego: Why?
Yui: Tequila (To kill her)
Diego: Maybe I should do that to my wife.
Yui: What?
Diego: Uh nothing, how many Japanese does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Yui: How many?
Diego: It doesn’t matter because they’re all too short.
Yui: What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?
Diego: What?
Yui: Juan v Juan
Diego: Why do Japanese sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Yui: Why?
Diego: So you can tell them apart from the feminists.
Yui: Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?
Diego: No?
Yui: Turns out he had loco-motives.
Diego: What do Japanese kids eat at snack time?
Yui: What?
Diego: Anime Crackers
Yui: How do you say “tall Mexicans” in Spanish?
Diego: What?
Yui: Churros!
Diego: What did the Japanese father tell his daughter?
Yui: What?
Diego: You allergic to bees.Good! Get A’s or C your way out of my house!
Yui: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe.
Diego: What?
Yui: Roberto
Diego: Why are there no Japanese bingo players
Yui: Why?
Diego: They always disappear after hearing B-29.
Yui: Why do you Mexicans wear silly sombreros?
Diego: Why do you Japanese wear stupid kimonos?
Yui: We have funny game shows for entertainment.
Diego: Your game shows like to hurt and torture people.
Yui: Yeah….., that’s true.
Diego: We have better music
Yui: No we do.
Diego: We have Jennifer Lopez
Yui: We have Hatsune Miku
Diego: Hatsune Miku is not real and is just a stupid hologram dumbass.
Yui: Oh…….., you're right.
Diego: I’ll admit, your jokes were pretty good.
Yui: Yeah, yours too.
Diego: I like you Japanese girl, you’re actually pretty cool
Yui: So are you.
Diego: Thanks.
Yui: Now give it all to me!
Diego: What?
Yui: Sorry, I’m really poor right now
Diego: Come on, I thought we were cool.
Yui: I’m sorry
Diego: Well fuck you.
Yui: What?
*Diego punches and knocks out Yui.
Diego: I’m not getting robbed again. SAYONARA