Theo Von & Chris Distefano Roasting Each Other For 12 Minutes Straight | Compilation

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

Комментарии • 1,2 тыс.

  • @The_Wendigo
    @The_Wendigo 3 года назад +4302

    Theo looks like he knows where all the cameras are at in Walmart

    • @DaveW74TVN
      @DaveW74TVN 3 года назад +44

      That's so good lmao

    • @hoaxdowntown9745
      @hoaxdowntown9745 2 года назад +6

      Fo real

    • @buzzz6.4
      @buzzz6.4 2 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @user-cr8wo6vi8w
      @user-cr8wo6vi8w 2 года назад +11

      “Drinking curry thru a straw … isis gets me but my head is so fucking big I keep fucking up their beheading videos “🤣🤣🤣 dog wtf only in america

    • @leahflower9924
      @leahflower9924 2 года назад +11

      Chris really is like Ben Affleck straight out of good will hunting, track suit era

  • @tonygates1556
    @tonygates1556 2 года назад +1786

    Theo looks like he always knows where to find the good scrap metal

  • @KornholeMcKobb
    @KornholeMcKobb 2 года назад +3069

    Theo looks like if Tom Brady gave up high school football for trapping squirrels.

    • @kevinpeoples376
      @kevinpeoples376 2 года назад +45

      That's really funny

    • @mitchcase3830
      @mitchcase3830 2 года назад +26

      Dude you deserve respect for this comment, this is freakin hilarious

    • @Garanon5
      @Garanon5 2 года назад +6

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw this

    • @ryanbobyan7
      @ryanbobyan7 2 года назад +2

      I've always thought he looked like TB12, but not quite, this definition puts him identical/indecipherable to him now! lmaooooo

    • @buckwhite4217
      @buckwhite4217 2 года назад +2

      Nothing wrong with that hahaha

  • @vv-pr4ql
    @vv-pr4ql Год назад +155

    “You got a civil war head” 😅 gets me everytime. Lolol

  • @thediggs
    @thediggs 3 года назад +1460

    “You look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym” is so hilarious and actually so spot on. I frequently this about that burn to this day

  • @georgianadeister5039
    @georgianadeister5039 Год назад +240

    Chris's roasts are funny because they make sense, Theo's are funny because they take a second to really register

  • @EmperorThePro
    @EmperorThePro 2 года назад +1029

    "Been better" joke was Oscar worthy... Theo is casually a legend xd

    • @Audiofatuation
      @Audiofatuation 2 года назад +6

      Absolutely

    • @GiDD504
      @GiDD504 2 года назад +12

      I grew up in Southern Louisiana and he reminds me of dudes I grew up with. He’s just definitely smarter than them 😂😂

    • @jjstratford
      @jjstratford 2 года назад +2

      That was the joke I just commented on 😂

    • @mikeymfb4689
      @mikeymfb4689 2 года назад +3

      He did it so quick

    • @kartworld8884
      @kartworld8884 Год назад +3

      What are you talking about dude. Chris DESTROYED THEO and then was nice enough to lay off.

  • @Realdrlipschitz
    @Realdrlipschitz 2 года назад +309

    “You look like Been Better” is such an underrated line lmao

    • @thrace5134
      @thrace5134 2 года назад +2

      Man I do not get this joke can you explain it to me?

    • @Realdrlipschitz
      @Realdrlipschitz 2 года назад +18

      @@thrace5134 when Chris was talking about how he looks like “Ben Affleck” or “Ben Stiller”, Theo said he looks like he’s “been better” a play off the name “Ben”. Basically telling him he’s seen better days and looks like shit

    • @thrace5134
      @thrace5134 2 года назад +6

      Ohhhh my god. Thanks dude.

    • @ChristianHohlfeld
      @ChristianHohlfeld 2 года назад +5

      I laughed so hard 🤣

    • @shannonk2541
      @shannonk2541 2 года назад +3

      Lmao the way Theo made him stop to think about it and realize how golden it was 😂

  • @kevinpeoples376
    @kevinpeoples376 2 года назад +349

    "You look like somebody who uses performance enhancing drugs... to swim." I lost it.

    • @iiimsanta
      @iiimsanta Год назад +2

      me too 😭😭😭 this one sent me dude

  • @kam4782
    @kam4782 3 года назад +657

    Chris: “70% german”
    Theo: “so you were kinda right.”
    Chris: “Alt-Right” 😭

  • @DavidCubie1
    @DavidCubie1 2 года назад +263

    "you are a suspect" is the best description for Theo Von ever

    • @buzzz6.4
      @buzzz6.4 2 года назад +5

      The meth one had me

  • @TheZachCline
    @TheZachCline 3 года назад +618

    Bruh they actually match each other’s energies well. Like sometimes Chris has Theo unable to come back for a second cause he’s laughing so hard

    • @bobert8125
      @bobert8125 2 года назад +13

      and theos always so quick with it that's it hilarious to see him lost for words even if its only a second

  • @NOISEEROOM
    @NOISEEROOM 2 года назад +168

    “You look like been better” is one of the smartest and funniest jokes ever

    • @jackroberts416
      @jackroberts416 Год назад +3

      The timing was perfect.

    • @sonofnothing
      @sonofnothing Год назад

      It took Chrissy a few seconds to get that one lol Theo and Chris are both quick

  • @rebelliousfineart8202
    @rebelliousfineart8202 Год назад +40

    "Some people say I look like Ben Aflec, some people say I look like Ben Stiller"
    Theo: You look like Ben Better
    That had me literally lol 😂🤣

  • @John-vm2sq
    @John-vm2sq 2 года назад +613

    Chris didn't even make it 30 secs until he had me on the floor with that, "you got a civil war head."
    Fucking landed it.

  • @markramirez491
    @markramirez491 2 года назад +328

    Chris looks like a hospital orderly who was fired for stealing his clientele's medication. And Theo looks like his homie he sold it to.

  • @Proofcomes
    @Proofcomes Год назад +95

    Theo looks like he works on dirt bikes but never actually fixes anything

    • @NoPlanNoProb
      @NoPlanNoProb 10 месяцев назад +4

      This is actually really good

    • @brianeddy41
      @brianeddy41 4 месяца назад

      Hahahahahahaha

  • @kristynweaver1819
    @kristynweaver1819 2 года назад +218

    You can see the absolute joy on their faces while not only giving each other the insults, but also receiving the insults. That’s real friendship 🤣 makes me feel like I’m around my high school friends again!

    • @peskyninja7522
      @peskyninja7522 Год назад +2

      And that's something that real people need to learn

  • @devinh3752
    @devinh3752 2 года назад +238

    The fact Theo finally learned who Rhea Perlman was between the two times🤣

  • @DHendo214
    @DHendo214 2 года назад +97

    Funniest part of this is Brendan pretending to get a spelling joke

    • @kurttaguba17
      @kurttaguba17 Год назад +4

      The obnoxious laugh gave it away. He didn’t get it.

  • @felix_cris4576
    @felix_cris4576 Год назад +48

    8:03 has to be the funniest part when Chris repeats his joke and Theo goes “ you just said it a second ago” and Chris going “yea well it crushed” is absolutely hilarious with both of their characters 😂

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 10 месяцев назад

      I feel like the funniest part of the zipper joke is Theo saying it’s for safety you idiot.

  • @barrett75jb
    @barrett75jb 3 года назад +225

    I could see Theo getting arrested for trying to pass off a fake prescription at the pharmacy.

  • @Audiofatuation
    @Audiofatuation 3 года назад +442

    I think Theo's feelings got hurt in that radio studio

    • @buzzz6.4
      @buzzz6.4 2 года назад +67

      He looked stunned lol

    • @Sprite_525
      @Sprite_525 2 года назад +60

      1:31 Theo really did look like he was hurt about that pants diss 🤣

    • @motorsport5727
      @motorsport5727 2 года назад +37

      That show was brutal. They roasted each other constantly. Theo did well though

    • @zerohours.
      @zerohours. 2 года назад +8

      They might not have known each other as well because it was an older clip.

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 2 года назад +22

      @Henzo8i8 I think Chris was just being what everyone from New York is like

  • @gagedewitt8478
    @gagedewitt8478 2 года назад +161

    Chris looks like he’s been fighting athletes foot his whole life

  • @lizl2432
    @lizl2432 Год назад +12

    “If you could meet yourself you would hate it …” is one of my favorite Theo comebacks. These are my two favorite comedians … that O&A appearance is was great.

  • @bigmclargehuge548
    @bigmclargehuge548 2 года назад +47

    Theo looks like he be stealing catalytic converters 🤣

  • @rileydallaire9923
    @rileydallaire9923 2 года назад +64

    Theo thinking Chris is Dutch after making it up for a roast is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen 😂😂😂😂

    • @samoverbeek4778
      @samoverbeek4778 Год назад +5

      So random to me. I feel secretly proud he could name some stuff other than hookers and weed. The apple pies, clougs and Heineken.
      I'm a lowkey happy Dutchman ;)

  • @ianmccarty990
    @ianmccarty990 2 года назад +71

    Chris looks like he definitely pushed at least one pregnant girlfriend. Theo looks like he doesn't even own shoe laces

  • @danielrohrbach2970
    @danielrohrbach2970 2 года назад +73

    "You look like a chew toy at one of those dog rescue places." Easily the funniest thing I've ever heard anyone say ever.

  • @nolives
    @nolives 2 года назад +38

    "Been better" hit so hard theo had to immediately appologize.

  • @mikehuber8313
    @mikehuber8313 3 года назад +93

    Dude 😂😂 “if you would meet yourself you would hate it”

  • @michaelcarroca9181
    @michaelcarroca9181 2 года назад +37

    Theo looks like a construction worker that never learned to read a tape measure

  • @flyguy6266
    @flyguy6266 2 года назад +23

    "You have that civil war head"😭😭😭

  • @sherpaderpdingo3405
    @sherpaderpdingo3405 2 года назад +80

    theo legit looks like a civil war vet

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 2 года назад +2

      Ye except when they cut to him during the war he's in a lab coat fixing a wounded ferrets finger

    • @burnerr
      @burnerr Год назад

      honestly makes sense considering the year his father was born. his genes are closer to that era than most people

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 9 месяцев назад

      ​​@@robertfan332frighteningly accurate

  • @machtnichtsseimann
    @machtnichtsseimann 2 года назад +26

    Theo takes a sizable lead with Deaf Guy Who Goes to the Gym and Aerodymanic Dutch, Chris comes back with Michigan State Spartan Helmet and ripping on Theo's "zipper" jacket.

    • @samoverbeek4778
      @samoverbeek4778 Год назад

      As a Dutch guy, I can confirm that Chris could pass off as a Dutch guy based on looks

  • @ChrisJones-pi5mh
    @ChrisJones-pi5mh 2 года назад +33

    Theo looks like he siphons gas out of all the neighborhood lawn mowers.

    • @InnerLuminosity
      @InnerLuminosity 9 месяцев назад

      Yea and he looks like he always be smelling like gas ! ⛽

  • @sinbad7083
    @sinbad7083 3 года назад +89

    “Chris you look like a deaf guy that goes to the gym”

  • @marccas10
    @marccas10 Год назад +11

    Theo looks like the guy on the forklift in every factory that doesnt speak to anyone but shows his emotional state by aggressively moving pallets.

  • @phernand42
    @phernand42 Год назад +25

    I wish they had a show together. So funny and great chemistry

  • @TeddyBremmer
    @TeddyBremmer 3 года назад +56

    "if you met yourself you'd hate it"

  • @devinkeller8543
    @devinkeller8543 3 года назад +17

    That Michigan St Spartans bit killed 🔥

  • @gabrielr1988
    @gabrielr1988 Год назад +16

    Theo really felt the locomotive pants joke 😂😂😂

  • @SATXHairstylist
    @SATXHairstylist Год назад +55

    It’s good to see Theo found his match. Brendan was great as his punching bag but funny to see him struggle to come up with a comeback from someone who’s as witty…LMAO

    • @jsmum196
      @jsmum196 Год назад +3

      YES!!!

    • @pfftwhut7638
      @pfftwhut7638 Год назад

      Nobody brings out the funny in Theo like Brendan did. The best comedy duos are never two guys trying with the same energy, that's what made KATS the funniest pod of all time. Too bad Theo's dickriders got in his head and he started hanging with big names n shit

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 10 месяцев назад

      I’ve seen a good amount of the other guy and I’d definitely not say he’s as witty or even close really. Also it doesn’t seem like Theo is struggling just seems like he’s saying stuff as he usually does.

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 10 месяцев назад

      And that other dude did roast him pretty well a few times but the destfano whatever dude is most certainly not as witty that’s like insane.

    • @allenjanvalie
      @allenjanvalie 8 месяцев назад

      Lol distefanos hilarious ​@@ComeAlongKay

  • @JGoesBoom
    @JGoesBoom 2 года назад +73

    Theo looks like a carnival worker that purposely tries to take the screws off the rides, to save someone, so he could be on the news and get his moment of fame.

  • @allanpaynter3413
    @allanpaynter3413 3 года назад +51

    Civil War Head 😭😭

  • @methheadmayhemmiller8747
    @methheadmayhemmiller8747 2 года назад +43

    “It’s for safety you idiot” 😂😂

  • @omarmartinez5071
    @omarmartinez5071 2 года назад +6

    “You look like a skin head that’s not willing to go all the way.” Lol subtle fucken joke that killed

  • @QuattroDos
    @QuattroDos Год назад +23

    I’m so used to watching Theo with Schaub, that it’s actually shocking to see Theo actually get roasted

  • @kickhuggy
    @kickhuggy 3 года назад +101

    Theo got way better at this, Chris used to dominate him on the Opie and Jim Norton show

    • @austinsmith2808
      @austinsmith2808 2 года назад +7

      I think chris got softer too haha

    • @robertfan332
      @robertfan332 2 года назад

      When Theo walked in and immediately Chris goes "...and here's KD Lang" that was beautiful.

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 10 месяцев назад

      People keep saying that but it didn’t really seem like that at all from what I’ve seen. People really interpret stuff differently. Chris may be more aggressive about it as he’s form New York but Theo seemed to say stuff that sticks more and or is funnier.

    • @ComeAlongKay
      @ComeAlongKay 10 месяцев назад

      Also I feel like he kind of just joked about the jokes like I feel like he’d pretend to be hurt because it makes it funnier and people think he was actually effected though I guess it’s sort of hard to tell. But it makes it funnier when the other persons acts offended and tries to minimize like how dare you it’s not that bad or whatever so I feel like they lean into being offended.

  • @joeythakyd
    @joeythakyd 2 года назад +8

    "i can see you getting in a lawsuit with new era because they dont have a proper hat that fits you"😂😂😂

  • @loqeechris
    @loqeechris 2 года назад +11

    Theo look like he knows all the good fishing spots along the Mason-Dixon line 😂😂

  • @Nick-qj4su
    @Nick-qj4su 2 года назад +76

    Theo looks like he sells catfish noodling tours in rivers where catfish don't even live

  • @daniellemiddleton2488
    @daniellemiddleton2488 2 года назад +6

    “If you could meet yourself you would hate it”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Naltddesha
    @Naltddesha 9 месяцев назад +1

    lol- the t shirt between his sweater shirt is such a perfect Theo thought process. Outta left field but still somehow makes sense 😂

  • @Milan_N13
    @Milan_N13 2 года назад +6

    2:33"You like Ben Better" One of the greatest lines ever.

  • @AztecRay
    @AztecRay 2 года назад +8

    That civil war head got him 🤣

  • @dabomb7538
    @dabomb7538 3 года назад +18

    You look like "Ben Better"!! Lmfao

  • @Pedroepacas
    @Pedroepacas 2 года назад +1

    Thx for this compilation!! That radio roast sessions were just Gold

  • @marc8317
    @marc8317 2 года назад +8

    Chrissy looks like a off brand Buzz Lightyear 😂😂😂

  • @gmatuz8276
    @gmatuz8276 2 года назад +2

    "You like Ben better!" Legendary...that had me dying! 🤣

  • @jpierce2l33t
    @jpierce2l33t 3 года назад +8

    Two of my absolute favorites!

  • @HarleyJones101291
    @HarleyJones101291 Год назад +3

    “Civil War Head” 😂😂😂 so accurate

  • @possessed258
    @possessed258 3 года назад +12

    love their friendship, it’s fucking awesome

  • @treverloyaltyanderson6501
    @treverloyaltyanderson6501 Год назад +14

    Theo was the type of kid that would only hang out with the kids that had money just to go to their house and play with their games and eat their snacks

    • @Ketannabis
      @Ketannabis Год назад

      For sure lol

    • @treverloyaltyanderson6501
      @treverloyaltyanderson6501 Год назад +1

      @@Ketannabis I wonder if Theo used to lie when he was younger and tell other kids that that his dad was his grandfather 😂

  • @dakotalenzi7630
    @dakotalenzi7630 3 года назад +21

    Bro I cannot believe he said he’d kill a special kid in a car accident I am DONE!!!

  • @AzraeI999
    @AzraeI999 2 года назад +5

    The Rhea Pearlman joke gets me everytime 😂

  • @Suzukibob69
    @Suzukibob69 2 года назад +27

    I would’ve died if Theo said “you look like a guy that would sleep with a 17 year old girl” 🤣

    • @eliotoole
      @eliotoole Год назад +4

      No that's one for Chris DElia😊

  • @lldh80
    @lldh80 9 месяцев назад +1

    Theo looks like he about to ask me for 20$ and he will pay me "30$ back if he gets this ride to this job"lol

  • @jhollywood9949
    @jhollywood9949 2 года назад +4

    I can watch this over and over. It's so fucn hilarious 😂 😃 😄

  • @coemoney
    @coemoney 3 года назад +8

    @1:36 "trendy train conductor" 😄 🤣 😂

  • @Leaving_Orbit
    @Leaving_Orbit Год назад +3

    “You have a civil war head.” Never gets old.

  • @lefty_rios
    @lefty_rios 3 года назад +12

    Def guy that goes to the gym hit the hardest lol 😂

  • @Rob-Mc
    @Rob-Mc 2 года назад +5

    10:06
    Theo-"...so you were kinda right."
    Chris- "...ya, Alt right"
    💀💀💀💀

  • @RICKYDACHEDDABLOCK
    @RICKYDACHEDDABLOCK 2 года назад +2

    The bit from Chris about Theo's hitter t shirt had me crying 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Hillbilly80808
    @Hillbilly80808 2 года назад +11

    Two comedians and a love story.

  • @user-cc9vw4mo6g
    @user-cc9vw4mo6g Год назад +8

    Distefano is CRIMINALLY underrated

  • @jessicastewart8472
    @jessicastewart8472 2 года назад +3

    "Zipper neck" "It's for safely"
    😂

  • @statego
    @statego 3 года назад +8

    that’s straight up bullying 😂😂

  • @BeardedHobbyist
    @BeardedHobbyist 2 года назад +3

    Lmao told him that he could see Chrissy go into the air force and then going AWOL🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Feelybadrupprick
    @Feelybadrupprick 2 года назад +49

    Theo should have told him he looks like someone who whould force his mom to have an abortion so he could stay the favorite kid

    • @media6969
      @media6969 2 года назад +2

      Omggg 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @8thlvlMage
      @8thlvlMage 2 года назад +3

      They were actually trying to be funny.

  • @MJ-wi1tc
    @MJ-wi1tc 3 года назад +43

    Destephano is a legit madman, amazing that he’s still alive, i bet he’s eaten feces on a dare

    • @TheHyde8875
      @TheHyde8875 2 года назад +4

      I bet he's ate feces without being dared.

    • @VinylUnboxings
      @VinylUnboxings 2 года назад

      How so?

    • @lickitysplit3575
      @lickitysplit3575 2 года назад

      Who needs a dare to enjoy human chocolate?

    • @El.Nigga.
      @El.Nigga. Год назад

      unless it’s part of his fasting window 😂😂

  • @benklingman
    @benklingman 3 года назад +8

    Theo and Chris, the most recognizable faces on the earth

  • @user-it9go8fj2u
    @user-it9go8fj2u 2 года назад +5

    Dude had me laughing till he said you look like lui Kang from street fighter then I straight faced real quick

  • @BecksDad93
    @BecksDad93 11 дней назад

    “You look like Ben Better”
    Caught me so off guard I almost spit my food out. 😂

  • @U238389
    @U238389 3 года назад +18

    You look like you've been better 😆

  • @madmatt6454
    @madmatt6454 11 месяцев назад +2

    8:48 Liu Kang from street fighter 😆 🤣
    Mans got his fight games mixed up

  • @liamingrouille9905
    @liamingrouille9905 2 года назад +8

    I respect Chris for taking it like a champ lol

  • @aweezywun
    @aweezywun 2 года назад +3

    "then you end up over there, in a sweat lodge, drinking curry through a straw"........😂😂😂😂✌️

  • @tuckerniklas7616
    @tuckerniklas7616 3 года назад +8

    OMFG the spartan helmet comment sent me!!!

  • @SojournItaly
    @SojournItaly Год назад +1

    “Civil war head” has to be the best line of all time.

  • @danteman6458
    @danteman6458 Год назад +4

    Deaf guy in the gym 😂 so funny. I had a buddy who was a state champ wrestler who was deaf and Chris absolutely has the same identical swag as him haha. Dude was on my Jr Olympic team and I brought PlayStation and Tony Hawk on the trip. He happened to be my roommate and we got high and played Tony Hawk and he had me pissing my pants laughing 😂

  • @austinfowler85
    @austinfowler85 2 года назад +14

    Theo kinda looks like he'd get arrested for stealing a roll of lottery tickets in duvall county or like he'd hold up a check cashing store with a muzzle-loader and when they searched him they'd find a crushed can of mountain dew and an empty chapstick tube full of glitter in his pockets.

  • @tapoutrightnow
    @tapoutrightnow Год назад +12

    Theo is ENTIRELY too insecure and nowhere near mean enough to trade insults. I think he's reluctant to hurt someone's feelings and actually takes Chris's jokes about his appearance to heart. Theo seems like a kind-hearted person. This wasn't a really fair matchup. He's just not cut out for disparaging others.

    • @jsmum196
      @jsmum196 Год назад

      What?! He is so racist. Theo went off on Bobby Lee for being Asian. He seems to actually believe his white trash ass is superior.

    • @oui2611
      @oui2611 11 месяцев назад +2

      nah its funny when he whole heartedly said "have you looked at yourself? you look dutch dude" the fact that he sounded emotional made it funnier.

  • @KingOfGames002
    @KingOfGames002 Год назад +2

    Theo: “Yeah you just said it a minute ago”
    Chris: “Well, it crushed soooo”

  • @ryan-ix3yr
    @ryan-ix3yr Год назад +12

    Theo looks like he walks into pet shops with a trench coat on and steals the most exotic/expensive lizards

  • @ChristianJAllen
    @ChristianJAllen 2 года назад +20

    Theo got absolutely roasted no contest

  • @acutting11
    @acutting11 3 года назад +24

    Check out the look on Schaub's face when Chris makes the joke about the Hitter shirt. He has no idea what Chris is talking about until he brings up Berlin.

    • @frame-perfectadskip9159
      @frame-perfectadskip9159 2 года назад +4

      He was thinking "shitter" at first

    • @Bilbus7
      @Bilbus7 2 года назад

      @@frame-perfectadskip9159 That's what I was thinkin too. Most logical tbh

  • @DanSmith-lg4fx
    @DanSmith-lg4fx 2 года назад +10

    The add a one letter to the Hitter shirt I thought would be Shitter not Hitler 💀💀💀

    • @kimberquirky
      @kimberquirky Год назад

      Me too. And then he said Germany and I thought it was bc of all their sex clubs! 😂😂😂

  • @alexaldana1991
    @alexaldana1991 Год назад +26

    Theo can dish it but can’t take it 😂😂

    • @Brothawick74
      @Brothawick74 Год назад +1

      He’s not used to doing it with a dude that can hang 😂

  • @johnd4857
    @johnd4857 2 года назад +1

    "You look like Lui Kang from street fighter " is the best line cause how much it triggered me 🥴😂