Chris Distefano 2 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 4 мар 2020
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Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
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yourcorona predictions were a little off
I CANNOT WAIT UNTIL CHRIS COMES BACK ON THE PODCAST!!!
I got the reference nick when he said Habsburg heights
Rewatching TPW episodes, this was by far one of my favorite episodes! Chrissy D♥️🔥
Here we have the Louisiana bayou rat, and the New York sewer rat, communicating.
Kevin Zuniga question. Does Chris know the ninja turtles then?
The rats have tunnels from New York to California.
The Louisiana swamp rat also known as a nutria.
You look alot like Chris btwww
@bro stop *heros in a half shell?
Chris : “I’m pissing my friends and members of my family off because I’m making jokes about them using their real names.”
Theo: “I’ve done that to my whole town”
😂😂😂
Chris D is the personification of the dark arts chillin on Theo’s shoulder 24/7
Delia or destefano
@@adamcarter4297 haha, I was just about to ask which one as well
@@adamcarter4297 They're interchangeable
@@mackaldrich4112 Billy Conforto is obviously the bright arts #RIP #NoEmbankments
@@adamcarter4297 its def delia now hes confirmed purveyor of dark arts now
Theo: I no longer believe the news.
Eddie Bravo: *sheds a tear of joy*
True!!
He looked into it... and found it.
You win today
Deaf Jack Russell Terriers unite!
Who believes the news?
Theo had to keep changing the subject when Chris was talking about his back thumper and his hot dog fingers.
He’s from the real south, rat king don’t play that shit lol
"you're doing a lamb chop, you're doing a scallion ... And you got this Millie Vanilli guy filling waters out front " 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
O Howard Read this comments at the SAME time as I heard it on the podcast. I think we have to make love now.
@@rigatoni_pasta fuck it, dark arts it it is!! Drop a pin!
This gave me “first date” vibes. Not gay, but there’s some strong homoeroticism going on.
Ya Chris really try's his best to get male affection anywhere he can get it, it's tragic
I mean that kiss at the end really sealed the deal
Doug Dimmadome he definitely voiced Brucie from GTA 4
What, the whole holding hands stuff?
I think most people don't fart on the first date.
"I used to do not logging but I did yard work". I also laughed my ass off. Theo always delivers.
"I think 5G created coronavirus"
"Who's that another rapper?"
Read this comment before I got to it in the video and was surprised who actually said what
Look into it
@@DeSoulTV I was literally about to say the exact same thing. 😆 That's definitely something Theo would say.
mr.whataday I’m so glad I wasn’t the only one
stole theo's line, that's how you know he's a good comedian
"Years ago they tried to..."
Michael Dekker is this Lye?
Put me in the
Michael Dekker "is this live?"
Yooo im glad a lot of people got that
You can't blame him, not after what they tried to do to him years ago.
I love how Chris can compliment people so genuinely so confidently. Some people have issue giving compliments at all, especially ones as intimate as Chris's. My favorite 2 comedians❤
“Hold on! No don’t hold on, say whatever you want “ 🤣 that was my favorite part hahahah
Two of the funniest men alive. Chrissy D’s stories about his dad at the end of yesterday’s TFATK are incredible.
You look like “Been Better” was pretty damn good lol. Took me a sec to catch that. Theo never stops.
Its so weird that a Louisiana boy and a Brooklyn kid have this kind of chemistry, they have been gold since O and A
it’s a wave length and if you can follow their whole convo you’re on the same wave gang
How is that weird??? They are both White American male comedians that are close in age. In fact it would really be weird if they DIDN'T have chemistry...
He's a Queens kid
@@SCOODAMcGOODA i do know that now. History Hyenas is great
Thats cause most intelligent people dont give a shit where someone else comes from they know its just dirt they by chance were born on
32:40 They put a picture of Peter Dinklage for Brad Williams 🤣
Damn. That's kind of offensive. It I was Brad I'd at least give them a strongly worded e mail. Lol
After half hour of dancing brad in his kitchen
Bro that is brad williams
Oh shit my bad that one pic was Dinklage’s lol
Bro, I've got it up in the background at work and just so happened to tab over to it and was like, WTF, why would they do Brad like that??? LOL Hilarious.
Yo Chris is hilarious. He was fantastic in TFATK. He managed to fill the air with so much homoerotic tension, on both podcast. I'm glad that little kid that can't walk inspired him to pursue comedy.
Let me get this straight: You comment something that is unrelated to the fact that I have two DANGEROUSLY DASHING girlfriends? Considering that I am the unprettiest RUclipsr ever, having two hot girlfriends is really incredible. Yet you did not mention that at all. I am quite disappointed, dear ceua
He was very good on tigerbelly too
He’s definitely funny but I just wish he learned to stfu and listen once in a while. He sometimes goes on these tangents that aren’t funny and are really random.
is he actually gay or is that just his "thing"? lmao
@@georgedouglas2536 Yeah but Theo pointed out that he really wasnt into it during to being tired, I'd rather those tangents carry rather than an over edited podcast for the sake of making it less awkward.
Nick laughing in the background makes this podcast even better lol
You know it's a hitter when Nick starts laughing
@Jonata Noo the guy on YMH / Honeydew is Blue Ban. He's a ginger-jew!
Nicky Bangs on deck!
He tries too hard. I think he would be funnier if it didn't seem like he was always trying to get some funny comment out...
17:20
Chris: "Some ppl tell me I look like Ben Affleck some tell me I look like Ben Stiller"
Theo: "You look like Been better"
😂😂😂😂😂😂💀
9:16 Theo turning around to the guys laughing I lost it lmao 😂💀💀
Brah 😂 😂 😂 💀
What makes it even funnier is I completely got Theo's train of thought as he couldn't think of the word landscaping so he went to logging and then back paddled to yard work 😂😂😂
Me too!! That laughter was sooo contagious 🤣
badik10 lmao 😂
Reba J it was lol Theo is just funny af lol
Theos “watching two little people getting attacked by cats was like watching Roman Gladiators” joke went over everyone’s head but absolutely destroyed me Hahahah
JRE: Can't get another thing on the table
Theo: 1 Iphone charging
It's not charging, it's plugged into the microphone jack.... But I hear you
Lol I think that’s a different studio that’s not his? I’m not sure tbh LOL but yea that table is empty asfff
8:30 the Albanians part .
Thanks vlla
Chris really is hillarious ...hes gonna end up being HUGE. And he is even better live .go see both of these dudes live.. you wont regret it
Yeah dude the first time i heard him i was dying. had to show all my boys his stand up
@@tomherrera2995 I've watched chis since guy code. He is a beast
He's just a silly goose that's a few benadryl away from a one night stand with handsome man.
Seriously though, the kid's a great comic and podcast personality. Hilariously honest. It's just what it is.
@@shawnmcvey7789 spoken like a true hyhena
Na
22:23 "years ago they tried...." hahahahah
That shit cracked me up lol
"is this live"
You can’t blame him. Not after what they tried to do to him years ago.
@@jaimegarcia965 lmfaoooo
I like that Theo was over it and Chris just kept crossing the line at the end trying to annoy him. He’s the man.
Love it man good stuff
Not logging but yard work 😂
Theo dressed up fancy for Chris.
Looking to get cracked opened and cleaned out
@@TheGhost2612000 lmao God bless
CAAAAUUUUUTEEEE
Es lo que es
My men Theo looking FRESH today.
Listening to Brad talk about the super heartfelt/wholesome stuff he's doing while watching the video of that dance is just....perfect.
Albanians- “sand Christians they call em” 🤣🤣
sill will - he be geographically/religiously CORRECT! his mind is so uncluttered; lotsa' room for funniies...!
Albanians are Muslim , only a few christians
I'm kind of happy to hear Theo for the first time acknowledge the Albanians even though I'm not sure I should be proud of what Distefano said about us haha. Much love from Albania Theo.
😂😂💀💀💀💀
Silly Willy what Time in the video do he Say Albania
"A gay surprise... Like a Pearl Harbor gay." LMFAO I probably should be listening to this shot at work.
Years ago they tried to.. theo that was a great call back
is this live?
Michael Lemke you can't blame him
Never hear of this guy other than guycode awhile back, after hearing him talk i hope he blows up soon, dude just seems like a guy that is down to earth and keeps it 100
Chris is one of the most genuine dudes. You can just tell he is “himself.” And that’s dope
Totally agree love him my fav comedian absolutely love him and Theo together amazing duo and so funny 😂
i would love to see Mark Normand on a podcast with Chris Distefano!
The homoeroticism would permeate!
so true holy shit
Mark: "Some days I think I'm gay"
Chris: "So do I!"
Mark: "Which days, exactly?"
Chris: "All of them?"
Mark: "Right, right."
Has been on with History Hyenas
surprised no one said Adam Sandler, literally walks around in basketball shorts so he can ball at all times
Uncut gems best movie of the decade
Dude I was saying it when they were picking teams. Sandler would of been my first
The winner of the 5 on 5 game gets to play against the Grown Ups squad for the chip 😂
Pete Davidson said that he can really play and is very competitive on hot ones
They were just pretty much blanking in that segment.
"One of my boys Patty Fly Balls, he would hit you with a taped up wiffle ball bat, just because he would think why is this guy coming out with no socks on?"
He gained a new fan with that shit. Patty Fly Balls sounds 80s east coast as fuck. I'm from the bay area and that shit really gave me a visual.
I’m friends with a kid from my childhood neighborhood still because if I asked him to that fucker would take a bat to someone’s skull. Thats loyalty you can’t buy.
@@snipz113 yeah loyalty for sure. Around here we pronounce it "mental retardation" but you know, either way works...
@@dickjohnson3967 I think. I think, he's referencing Good Will Hunting. For some reason.
@@dickjohnson3967 lmfao i almost spit out my drink
Theo...I was at your show in MD...you handled that dude perfectly. We all love you bro, and always have your back. Gang. You absolutely killed it!!! Thank you.
Chrissy looks like he got tied up in a parachute on the way down.
“You got nice fingers too, you got some of the nicest fingers in the game, and toes”
And he really does. Glad someone is finally saying it.
Theo's fingers & toes make Chrissy Cayutes go PYOING!
HAHAHAHAA the "Years ago" freestyle reference
When he said “years ago they tried to take” referencing last weeks KATS I lost it haha
I was searching through the comments for that :D gold
On God, shits still so funny! I’ve been laughing all week thinking about it. 😂😂
I missed it. Will you explain?
@@mwsands9155 - see last weeks king and the sting you tube video (episode 57) at the 52:17 mark. theo, with impeccable timing, was able to incorporate last weeks highlight into this airing.
@@mwsands9155 - cross reference with this episode at the 20:19 mark.
Those last ten minutes were touching and funny as fuck, hope that kid gets to see it and be as proud as he was then, and all these compliments for Theo are so legitimate it me makes me enjoy you both more, keep this shit goin, gang gang
Wtf even was the last two minutes 😂😂😂
This pod was crazy start to finish😂😂 theo hasnt had a guest this hilarious in a while...loved it❤❤
Chris D on the LA podcasts are always GOLD!!! Hope he does these trips more often.
22:25 “years ago they tryna...” shoutout king and the sting😂😂😂😂😂
lol "imagine someone coming at you with a chainsaw for realsiez?"
i see Chrissy baby D engaging in the dark arts
LMAO!!! “Years ago they tried to...” that shit had my dying when they played it on KATS and Theo bringing it back around just made my day 🤣🤣🤣
That was a really good one, these guys could rock a good duo cast. Cool to hear Chris getting real at the end!
He said Tokyo drift LMFAO theo is so good on the spot
That "years ago" reference is so deep, I respect theo for the internet knowledge. Shoutout to that hip hop poet son!
Im glad someone else caught it!
OMFG These two have the best chemistry its wild. I love that Chris gets Theo's humor.
“It’s a Greek tragedy. You’re in the back. You’re doing a lamb chop. You’re doing a scallion.”
Once you understand the history hyenas. Its the funniest podcast out there. Steel pipe chrissy and Yanni special needs stamos. The number ones in my book.
Joshuea Belis make no mistake
...”and if you DON’T understand the History Hyenas, you’re gonna’ get punched thru!”
Chlamydia Chrissy D knows he's not gay, but he also knows he's _not_ straight
Es loca es
IT’S JUST WHAT IT IS
"He had such a big heart too... well."
Chris has an interesting quality of just not sounding offensive. No matter what he says. No idea why. Face like a one punch man tho.
His confidence
This was top notch entertainment. Its like brother energy. chris looks up to, and adores theo
"Years ago they tried to" 💀🔥
Lmao it wasn't logging but it was yard work😂 I am only 9 mins in this pod cast and can't stop laughing
Swear to god I was dying!!!! How did he come up with that on the spot 😂😂😂
This is a truly an amazing thing... please understand this... they are a comedic duo... so different so incredibly the best... need this all the time
Chris. D is one of the comedians I can always count on answering my comments back. I always comment on Theo and he's never once answered one of my comments, I really appreciate the fact that Chris tries to answer his fans. These are my two Favs East coast + west coast.
Chris makes any podcast better!! Make no mistake the kids gonna make it big!
Their dynamic is hysterical. Wish they had a pod together.
You can tell Chris is a good guy at heart
Chris is that friend we all want bud few deserve.
Chris looks like a ghetto insurance salesman named Ben Afflack . 😂😂😂
Wow good eye he does look like a poor man's Ben Affleck and I've always thought Ben Affleck looks like such a used car salesman to begin with
Hes just a screwed in kid
@@Bushey4545 chris better lookin tbh better stronger jawline
@@kgthoughts no Chris is like pale looking, Theo has a really good tan skin tone being pale automatically takes you out of the running for good looking when your a guy some girls can pull it off though
@@Bushey4545 just fuck him already then
Chris making Theo uncomfortable is sooooo funny! I hope to see more episodes with you two the magic is there but it needs more time to develop.
This legit brightened my day, loved it.
" I was doing NOT logging but yard work" That cracked me up just as much as the dude in the background!
Chrissy D cracking the podcasts open and clearing them out in ff LA.
When he said "Years ago they tried ta" ROFLMAO
KATS shout out.
Comedic genuis bruh
"Year's ago they tried to...... 👀"
Iykyk 🤣😂
"If you're runnin on someone else's blood, you don't know what kinda gas is in it" - Dr Theo
Damn
Check this out if you cant match my vibe match my bye damnnnn
True definition of yin and yang. This is the perfect combo. When special needs Stamos moves to Zimbabwe and Brendan goes back to whatever he does - we need this duo.
Who the fuck is "special needs stamos"???
When theo said "you look like Ben better" that shit killed me
9:10 that yard work thing had me dying 😂
Id love to hear theo talk history in his podcast. Be funny to hear what history tickles theos fancy
Probably slavery
Like the "chlamydia badge of honour back in the day"😂
Rick Glassman is gonna be pissed you guys didn’t draft him for your pickup game
J. H. He held his own against LeBron in high school
Love you both. Great to see the chemistry you two had!
I had to pause this. I thought I was going to pass out😂👍🥵most hilarious podcast I’ve seen in years
Theo and Chris are like two brother separated at birth finally meeting each other after 30 years of separation
When they said "always at Sonic" I was literally handed my Sonic drink by my carhop
"a dwarf is gonna own disneyland - no more height requirements!" lol love Brad Williams
Chris D’s whole bit is just an impression of me when I’m coked out
Showing a picture of Peter Dinklage, instead of Brad, is the troll I needed today.
It’s so funny to see Theo thrown off every time Dom laughs
22:26 that’s a priceless reference lol, anyone else catch that?
That 3rd gear fart video got me crying laughing. Made my day!!
"I used to do not logging, but yard work" that made me laugh out loud at work and didn't give a f. 9:10
Theo always ask do I really when getting a compliment
Lmao the last 30 seconds is the best..chrissy dip drop trying too kiss theo.had me rolling
the kiss at the end really made the podcast the best one ive seen. im happy theo was finally able to come out
Hard to top Theo but Chris comes close in my opinion. Definitely in my top 5 favorite comedians right now.
whats the other 3 in top 5?
For me, it’s Theo, Chris, Chapelle, Asia and Conan
Easily in the top 78
nor macdonald is #1
I just finished his book its dark
Cuz, make no mistake, I'm tucking it back this entire episode. Wei Zhong Xian.
Its just what it is
You're cayutie smoothie, baby gorgeous!
One of the very few that can keep up with Theo's style of comedy, had him being like wtf at some points, god damn Chris is hilarious.
I love how much Theo shows he cares about his viewers it keeps me here😂
Oh yeah heard him talking about it on the fighter and the kid couldn’t wait for it ! Gonna be a great pod
John L III best part is that there is no fake comedian interrupting him here.
Make sure to check out his first episode on TPW
c grib I did and it was a banger ! Thanks for the recommendation tho have a good day my man gang gang