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'We're protestants. Arguably the coolest version of Christianity. 'Cause you're allowed to killed yourself. And still go to heaven. VeRy Coool!' - Some Martin Luther-level theological gems right there
That was unironically a very Nathaniel Greene-esque battle. he was all about stacking defensive lines, his most famous battle (The Battle of Guilford Courthouse) being very much like that.
Whenever Koifish uploads, I know it's going to be a good day. Now, *Clears throat* AS THE DARKNESS FALLS AND AMERICA CALLS ONE MAN SPREADS HIS WINGS AS THE BATTLE BEGINS MAY THE LAND LAY CLAIM UNTO GEORGE'S NAME
Koifish: I COULD PUNCH A BALD EAGLE Me, an intellectual: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Koifish became the 250th President of the United States of America
United States of America: No taxation without representation! The US territories of Guam, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, US Virgin Islands, and the Northern Mariana Islands: Bruh.
Thank you Mr Koifish for this wonderful video. In light of recent events, we really needed a video like this. P.S. If you do continue this series please invade canada so we can show them who really won the war of 1812.
As an American, I didn't think that this could have gotten any more American, and then the game AI literally said "Mission Impossible" EDIT: And then the Native American slaughter began
Elite troop only play through? Might work better in Napoleon tho because you can have multiple of the same unit and I don't think you can in empire (been too long since I played)
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Fist Heart me
Reaal taco 🌮 hours please
Lol, did they also paid you to say that?
Real Portuguese Hours pwease
good video. stop using dixie land in your videos. its like playing the anthem of nazi germany.
I don't know how Koifish manages to know the history of every nation he plays as well as consistently make it funny, absolutely genius.
I read a lot and have a pretty good memory, but It's not SUPER good which sometimes makes me mix things up :D
@@Koifish I am similar in that regard.
It's freaking impressive!
@@Koifish oh you read books? Unsubscribed
Historians: "Why would our ancestors slaughter the natives in such a manner?"
Koifish: *"THIS IS THE SHIT I WANT TO DO MAN! THIS IS FUCKIN EPIC!"*
Tbf not doing that was an alien concept to most of the planet back then.
@@oomsou5018 including the natives
"I WILL INVADE AFGANISTAN WITH GEORGE WASHINGTON"
*Invades Balochistan*
"VICTORY IN AFGHANISTAN"
He a little confused but he got the spirit.
There is no better way to honor the legacy of Operation Desert Storm than by invading the wrong country.
'We're protestants. Arguably the coolest version of Christianity. 'Cause you're allowed to killed yourself. And still go to heaven. VeRy Coool!' - Some Martin Luther-level theological gems right there
0:55 "Waterproof Teabags"; I don't know why but I feel that is a very under appreciated joke in this video.
Joking about Afghanistan now is a bold move to be sure
I love it
That was unironically a very Nathaniel Greene-esque battle. he was all about stacking defensive lines, his most famous battle (The Battle of Guilford Courthouse) being very much like that.
"A foolish Man complains about Britain's Colonization of their lands,But a wise man Overthrows it". -George Tzu
And then colonizes other people like a boss
@@blorblin ye
How can the coloniser complain about what they themselves are?
Petition to make a custom recruitable unit called "florida men"
Alligator cavalry
I'm in the airport waiting in an endless stagnant line, and your sense of humor is my only salvation. Thank you carppiscine.
Hope you're not in the Kabul airport man, the line there is, "concerning"
@@michaelrizka yeah I was at LAX, but my dad joked about how it looked like the photos from Kabul.
As an Ohioan, I can conclude that this video is factual, however, it doesn't showcase Ohio's godly reign over humanity, and that's the only downside.
Wait, it's all Ohio?
@@carltonleboss always has been
From Michigan. FUCK OHIO
Ohio top 5 worst state
As a Michigander I say that’s bullshit
A Swede singing an Irish-American Civil War song…not something you see everyday😂
“No taxation without representation, because United States has become an independent nation.”
I don’t remember this line from Hamilton
6:36 Another settlement needs your help
3:20 I’m native and this is the hardest I’ve laughed in a while
Playing ‘British Grenadiers’ as the Americans slaughter the natives is the most blursed thing ever
Waterproof teabags? Thats genius. You only Need on teabag for the Rest of your Life
The Spiffing Brit would be disappointed in this video. *Shakes head in Queens English*
GOOD
@@chuckn4851 based
OMFG i starting cough laughing at "water proof teabags"
Washing-ton Washing-ton,
Six foot eight, weighs a ducking ton.
Quite the timing to invade Afghanistan..
Not even a minute into the video and Koifish is being bayzed
Whenever Koifish uploads, I know it's going to be a good day. Now, *Clears throat*
AS THE DARKNESS FALLS AND AMERICA CALLS
ONE MAN SPREADS HIS WINGS AS THE BATTLE BEGINS
MAY THE LAND LAY CLAIM UNTO GEORGE'S NAME
SEVEN PILLARS OF FREEDOM LIGHT THE WAY.
Which George
@@sylveradercyl7283 Washington.
America the motion picture but it’s koi fish
Koifish: I COULD PUNCH A BALD EAGLE
Me, an intellectual: And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Koifish became the 250th President of the United States of America
"Copper-bottom keels~ Cannonades with the fur~" -T-pain probably.
Waterproof teabags could actually have helped at a certain party in Boston.
United States of America: No taxation without representation!
The US territories of Guam, Puerto Rico, American Samoa, US Virgin Islands, and the Northern Mariana Islands: Bruh.
They don't pay federal income tax. Not sure about socsec.
@@DIEGhostfishThey do pay social security, though I don't know if the money goes to socsec itself.
Koifish wasn't the president we voted for but he's the president we needed
The waterproof teabag joke almost excused the raid ad.
Missed an opportunity to loose Kabul
"And more regulations than you can shake a stick at" Why must the Swede be correct!
Those poems are becoming better and better by each episode
4:02 It's probably scabies actually. Benjamin Franklin was quite the player.
yeah, he loved to philander with the locals.
Luckily the Big Mac hadn't been invented yet, or else your armies would have halved movement speed.
someone tell Koifish if he punches a bald eagle then he'd be commiting a federal crime under the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act.
cmon koifish WE NEED TO LIBERATE KABUL
Kabul would never have fallen if Koifish was in charge
He would do what must be done.
3:07 That joke was so funny it darn near killed me, but that's ok cause I still get to go to Heaven! >;D
He knows more then real usa citizens
This man throws around more rhymes than Steph Curry throws 3s
I love how koifish has the same musical repertoire as I do.
Why did the water proof tea bag joke make me laugh so hard😂😂😂
Koifush is exactly what Afghanistan needs right now
Regulations? Not in my country!
Yes I've had 4 heart attacks this week due to the unhealthy fast food but at least I'm free
"And mislabel it as PASTA" LMAO 😂😂
Im dead.
13:41 This line plays a lot more sad this week.
i have waited for this for so long
Real taco 🌮 hours please!!!!!!
@Ze4l Fish too risky, due to the pandemic.
2:48 Translation: This wig will turn you into a total chad.
I have never seen a video of such high meme quality.
Koifish you haven't done real freedom hours if you're not pulling out of Afghanistan 1 turn after you capture it
More like twenty, but I see your point.
Invading Baluchistan and calling it Afghanistan is a very american thing to do
Our amazing Swedish Coifish has delivered again
I hope that americans didn't go away from afghanistan after taking Kabul in the next episode.
WAIT A SEC...
Thank you Mr Koifish for this wonderful video. In light of recent events, we really needed a video like this. P.S. If you do continue this series please invade canada so we can show them who really won the war of 1812.
“We don’t own Florida???”
In a better world…
Great American rap in the beginning!
For the next episode when you get the British Isles, raise taxes to max and exempt every other region. True revenge.
Oh boy I just love your vids AMAZING
daggum, Koifish is REALLY getting into the rhyming...
You've given me an unexplainable love for the Norwegian accent 😏
Damn Trump was born early and finally built that wall huh? 9:05
nice vid koifish i love you kip it up
Decomposing, wauw, nice actually
11:24 Indian from India Go to Indian in America to become the true Indian!
Koifish, When will there be Neuken in de Keuken again? 😂
Thanks for doing America koifish
Koifish selects Norge, me: 😍
Koifish actually selects Amerika, me: 😑
I really should've seen the Afghanistan Bit coming lol
I thought Koifish was Finnish. As a Dane, realizing he's Swedish is... hmmm. Might have to bap him on the noggin with a stick if he crosses the ice.
Of course he's gonna go and invade Afghanistan with George Washington LMAO
very cool
Now Koifish u got to play Norway and retake Iceland and Vinland
As an American, I didn't think that this could have gotten any more American, and then the game AI literally said "Mission Impossible"
EDIT: And then the Native American slaughter began
stay away from my oil koifish
Now im sad u didnt do Norway 😔
Elite troop only play through? Might work better in Napoleon tho because you can have multiple of the same unit and I don't think you can in empire (been too long since I played)
I was thinking another round of artillery only, but in late game, with rockets and the puckle gun >:D
@@Koifish Great idea!
@@Koifish let the puckle put them in a pickle!
Afganistan bro so ironic
I think you should try "Imperial Destroyer" mod
Nathaniel Greene is pronounced like the color.
See, I would know, since I grew up in and live in a County named after him.
"real hours"
Lasts 15 minutes. Im sad, but satisfied.
Freeeeeedoooooooooom
"and talking about gender studies" Love it! XD
Så søt du er når du snakker norsk @Koifish ^_^
Koifish the rapper?!?
Koiminem?
Lol Koi?
Minutemen OP.
I was watching your video when my grandad came and told me to "turn this fucking goebbels off" Hi from Belarus btw
0:41 what's the music ?
Based Koifish
The fact that he conquered pakistan instead of afghanistan
yes finlly
Besides the faction mod, what mods are you using? Your Empire looks spectacular
Örebro gang rise up :)
Where are the real barbary states hours koifish
Love your vids by the way
Свобода!!!!
Less gooo!
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Shitpost o the year right here. Well played sir.
How do you start late game?