Real Crusader Hours - Total War Empire

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  • Опубликовано: 19 окт 2021
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    REAL CRUSADER HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
    So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through Italy, Spain, Jerusalem and MORE as the amazing Papal States, everyone's and the popes favorite nation! BUT ALLIANCES GET BROKEN! Will the pope keep his crusade together? Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of Crusaders, Priests and the power of the POPE!
    This was voted on by my viewers! Make sure to leave a like and tell me down bellow what I should play next! And do subscribe!
    Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
    So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the Papal States, Rome!
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Комментарии • 140

  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  2 года назад +29

    Install Raid for Free ✅ Mobile and PC: clik.cc/RKvpp and get a special starter pack 💥
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  • @ollaniuspius1211
    @ollaniuspius1211 2 года назад +239

    Koifish speaking Latin is beyond blursed.

    • @theaman42069
      @theaman42069 2 года назад +18

      Blessed*

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад +47

      I am a true speaker of the latin :)

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 2 года назад +15

      @@Koifish Sweden is the true successor of the Roman Empire confirmed

    • @danielson1463
      @danielson1463 2 года назад +10

      @@thecheeselord5943 Stockholm 4rth Rome?

    • @thecheeselord5943
      @thecheeselord5943 2 года назад +3

      @@danielson1463 It can only be true

  • @christophervelisaris2309
    @christophervelisaris2309 2 года назад +136

    0:31 As someone from Wisconsin I have to say that I’m proud that you think Florida is Wisconsin. Most of the time people think we are in Canada. So your geography is good!

  • @alexpiercy4022
    @alexpiercy4022 2 года назад +58

    Why go to church
    WHEN THE CHURCH COMES FOR YOU

  • @hlb99
    @hlb99 2 года назад +44

    Am I the only one realizing that half of the Koifish's videos is just him shouting random nonsense? I love this guy.

  • @maxjohn6012
    @maxjohn6012 2 года назад +11

    As much as I laughed every time you said "Deus vult ya bastards!"...
    "Quattro formaggio!" has to be just about the best battlecry ever.

  • @thevenator3955
    @thevenator3955 2 года назад +43

    0:00 ah yes, the traditional Swedish-Latin dialect, so beautiful to hear!

  • @edoardopetrella5962
    @edoardopetrella5962 2 года назад +7

    "Frittata per tutti!" I'm spitting my lungs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 года назад +12

    In the time period this game is set, the Ottomans hadn't changed Constantinople to Istanbul. It was still just Kostantiniyye.

  • @p-lemon
    @p-lemon 2 года назад +13

    A swedish man mongolian throat singing Sabaton, this is a fantastic day

  • @matthewtroncone9465
    @matthewtroncone9465 2 года назад +6

    Battle-Pope Koifish reviving the Roman Empire with a great Battle-Pope crusade?
    I don't think anything has ever made my piccolo Italian soul happier

  • @therandomhistorian5394
    @therandomhistorian5394 2 года назад +8

    Koifish sounds like he's absolutely insane while playing this.

  • @kelthuzad4634
    @kelthuzad4634 2 года назад +1

    i find the lack of molestation jokes per minute lacking KOIFISH

  • @EoganachtaMor
    @EoganachtaMor 2 года назад +1

    "You've heard about Finding Nemo, but what about Finding Nero."

  • @kevinverzee8873
    @kevinverzee8873 2 года назад +2

    And so speaketh the prophet through the gospel of Koifish: turn the other cheek and let rip the grenade

  • @freakles9311
    @freakles9311 2 года назад

    6:56 - "Quattro stagioni!!!" cracked me up xD

  • @thevenator3955
    @thevenator3955 2 года назад +50

    2:04 I always love the rhymes in the intros, you’re like a Swedish Dr. Seuss, but your prose is about historical warfare instead of animals and discolored eggs. Be honest, how long does it take you to come up with these masterpieces?

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад +22

      3 minutes >:D

    • @thevenator3955
      @thevenator3955 2 года назад +2

      damn, you're clearly an expert in your field

    • @knighthunter1791
      @knighthunter1791 2 года назад +1

      @@Koifish you are a poem god

    • @BERNTRR
      @BERNTRR 2 года назад

      @@Koifish tidenes skald!

  • @greenacadian4197
    @greenacadian4197 2 года назад +5

    Best of luck on your saxophone purchase!

  • @yasarekin
    @yasarekin 2 года назад +9

    turn the other cheek and let rip the Holy Hand Grenades of Antioch™.

  • @stefanstoyanov2126
    @stefanstoyanov2126 Год назад

    I love the koifish self related jokes! 15:15

  • @Flow86767
    @Flow86767 2 года назад +5

    Game file corrupted… hmmmm
    Does that mean that he lost to the Québécois!?!?!

  • @mazzaropi2713
    @mazzaropi2713 2 года назад +4

    Ótimo vídeo
    فيديو رائع
    Great video
    素晴らしいビデオ
    Bel video
    Gran video
    很棒的视频
    Bonne vidéo

  • @francisconolasco8386
    @francisconolasco8386 2 года назад +1

    Ah yes, kills an entire army - cries dona nobis pacem.

  • @mr.bruhgfjghdf2210
    @mr.bruhgfjghdf2210 2 года назад +3

    All hail the holy Kingfish

  • @wetwillyis_1881
    @wetwillyis_1881 2 года назад +3

    Koifish, you better give us real sax hours, I want to watch that.

  • @electricVGC
    @electricVGC 2 года назад +15

    We need a Quebec run

    • @JanneELE
      @JanneELE 2 года назад

      I was about to comment the same!

  • @saltamuertosturambar4050
    @saltamuertosturambar4050 2 года назад

    Love your content man

  • @markomastilovic6424
    @markomastilovic6424 2 года назад

    5:51
    Love it
    Haha

  • @lanleskovec8697
    @lanleskovec8697 2 года назад

    I'm getting a wird sence of deja-vu, it's almost like koifish has already done a crusade themed empire total war as malta

  • @Zygmunto
    @Zygmunto 2 года назад

    Steven be like: Aight imma head out.

  • @walnzell9328
    @walnzell9328 2 года назад +1

    Pius VI starts at age 72. 72 being the number of God.
    Very good.

  • @vidasseikis7228
    @vidasseikis7228 2 года назад

    nice vid koi kip it up love you

  • @seniorchiefdt1512
    @seniorchiefdt1512 2 года назад +3

    These are Koifish's best videos, I cannot wait until he plays mexico. Viva Mexico!

    • @seniorchiefdt1512
      @seniorchiefdt1512 2 года назад +1

      Edit: playing pirates again would be great. Beating a dead horse, yes, but cool.

    • @mazzaropi2713
      @mazzaropi2713 2 года назад

      @@seniorchiefdt1512 ruclips.net/video/bisRe1YfEhY/видео.html

  • @josephquinnswolin3500
    @josephquinnswolin3500 2 года назад

    Koifish never fails

  • @KometVonHelvetien
    @KometVonHelvetien 2 года назад +1

    Komet, Komet the Swiss man is Evil Komet.

  • @Dirk_Daring
    @Dirk_Daring 2 года назад

    Bellissimo sentirti parlare italiano 🤣🤣

  • @jarrodtrainor5179
    @jarrodtrainor5179 2 года назад

    Still awaiting the time Koi Fish finally plays Pikemen Only.

  • @therussiangmodplayer7012
    @therussiangmodplayer7012 2 года назад

    When you finally play foxhole koifish, I recommend to you the colonial side the Other side is not sooo friendly we could say

  • @fujipuff5328
    @fujipuff5328 2 года назад +1

    Another Koi fish video another day uplifted

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад

      I try my best :D

  • @thegreendragoninn8730
    @thegreendragoninn8730 2 года назад +1

    FOR THE GRACE, FOR THE MIGHT OF OUR LORD!
    FOR THE HOME OF THE HOLY!

  • @_Kumacz_
    @_Kumacz_ 2 года назад

    The greatest of ranged tactics
    The Crossfire

  • @caos1925
    @caos1925 2 года назад +1

    ah how could you miss the joking pun of bombarding lombard?

  • @Sebastian-zq5rr
    @Sebastian-zq5rr 2 года назад +3

    I love u my little fish

  • @adsongomes185
    @adsongomes185 2 года назад +1

    hey koifish can you make a real hours with the mod between empire (is for mound and blade)

  • @theanomaly527
    @theanomaly527 2 года назад

    We shall remember Steven forever

  • @low_qualitygamer
    @low_qualitygamer 2 года назад

    YES

  • @luniswilken1839
    @luniswilken1839 2 года назад

    Play for once the Imperial splendour mod. Pleas.

  • @TheEgyptian
    @TheEgyptian 2 года назад +1

    OH NO NOT THE POPE

  • @cossackstate6106
    @cossackstate6106 2 года назад

    koifish for pope

  • @agustinjohnpeters.6619
    @agustinjohnpeters.6619 2 года назад

    nice

  • @falan9103
    @falan9103 2 года назад

    very noice

  • @hellshing4866
    @hellshing4866 2 года назад +2

    Real Crusader Hours 2 where Koifish destroys the heretic protestant states. 😌

  • @johnsmith-wi2cb
    @johnsmith-wi2cb 2 года назад

    I love Gesus

  • @EpleGoesInsane
    @EpleGoesInsane 2 года назад +1

    Hes a saint?!?!

  • @boner7378
    @boner7378 2 года назад

    Damn this is funny

  • @holdencross5904
    @holdencross5904 2 года назад

    I just find it extremely funny how exaggerated you pronounce those Italian names.

  • @alexlower505
    @alexlower505 2 года назад

    Blue + Red = Purple.
    I guess not everyone can pass kindergarten...

  • @StormIard
    @StormIard 2 года назад +1

    You forgot Sardiania/Cagliari 😅

  • @music-lv3dl
    @music-lv3dl Год назад

    Guys, we still haven’t heard from Steven

  • @Invistican
    @Invistican 2 года назад +1

    another tw:e video les go

  • @edenender
    @edenender 2 года назад

    Try to play with the Crimeean Khanate. That is a real provocation

  • @centurionedward2934
    @centurionedward2934 2 года назад

    What mod do you use for the drummer Corps?

  • @gabrielfurtado1334
    @gabrielfurtado1334 2 года назад

    Master Koifish, what mods you are using?

  • @yaboipalps8616
    @yaboipalps8616 2 года назад

    what is the specific version of land of cotton his playing

  • @jpanda79
    @jpanda79 2 года назад

    Wisconsin mentioned

  • @BigBossXCV
    @BigBossXCV 2 года назад +1

    Papal states and Holy Roman Empire are two different things. Papal states had always only the center of Italy

  • @yaboipalps8616
    @yaboipalps8616 2 года назад

    can i get a link to his medieval flute music ?

  • @ludmilacascaval1668
    @ludmilacascaval1668 2 года назад

    MAKE REAL PORTUGUESE HOURS (real cod hours) NEXT PLEASE

  • @swedishspel
    @swedishspel 2 года назад

    Saxophone livestream when koifish??

  • @engrinis6344
    @engrinis6344 2 года назад

    COAIFISH

  • @wilhelm992
    @wilhelm992 2 года назад

    Sabaton ftw

  • @leonardolopez9659
    @leonardolopez9659 2 года назад

    G day for GEESUS KRISTE

  • @spacefonz949
    @spacefonz949 2 года назад

    It was a shame that you had to kill Komet in the rebellion.

  • @CaptainTalion
    @CaptainTalion 2 года назад +2

    I just found a random comment on a random video from Koifish and the next second he uploads a video….

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад

      Very RANDOM!

  • @Celdaric
    @Celdaric 2 года назад

    4th time's the charm right? hehehehehe
    *sniffles*
    It's not gonna work *FeelsBadMan*

  • @fluffydestroyerofworlds2465
    @fluffydestroyerofworlds2465 2 года назад

    0:36 oh i cant wait for him to make the catholic state no longer that holy, or based in rome

  • @odinvonjutland9086
    @odinvonjutland9086 2 года назад

    Hey Koifish when will we get Real Viking Hours with Norway re Conquering Iceland and Vinland

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  2 года назад

      Already done that one :)

  • @Matthew-ds5uy
    @Matthew-ds5uy 2 года назад

    Nobody expects the Mexican inquisition 😂

  • @helly9748
    @helly9748 2 года назад +1

    Wait is it re-upload?

  • @karolgoofit7901
    @karolgoofit7901 2 года назад

    I think you should've say nomen mihi koifish est.

  • @1992zorro
    @1992zorro 2 года назад

    SPAIN ?!?!

  • @EdinProfa
    @EdinProfa 2 года назад

    What mod is this

  • @pakaso777
    @pakaso777 Месяц назад

    11:10 Jerusalem is also the holy land of Islam though there are three holy lands in Islam: Mecca, Medina, Jerusalem

  • @9_krisnananda252
    @9_krisnananda252 2 года назад

    Raid shadow legend

  • @shalomcollege6482
    @shalomcollege6482 2 года назад

    I want to know the name of the song that plays every time theres a gentleman duel.

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 2 года назад +1

      Sounds like a remix of the theme song from The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly

    • @shalomcollege6482
      @shalomcollege6482 2 года назад

      @@handlesarecringe957 Your right but which remix is it

  • @trafalgardwaterlaw5859
    @trafalgardwaterlaw5859 2 года назад +1

    Nice

  • @f.b.i6416
    @f.b.i6416 2 года назад

    Is this a me thing or is it normal for me to destroy the ottomans in like 7-8 turns

  • @JonConnington95
    @JonConnington95 2 года назад

    Anyone of the issue of empire crashing when trying to save your game

  • @yeoldegent8140
    @yeoldegent8140 2 года назад

    But what if I'm already gluten intolerant?

  • @nvmtt1403
    @nvmtt1403 2 года назад

    4th times the charm...................(OO)F!

  • @siraidanofmayo7678
    @siraidanofmayo7678 Год назад

    I can't tell if koifish is catholic or not

  • @stateberg7208
    @stateberg7208 2 года назад

    5:59That’s the tactic the priest use on choir boy’s

  • @efegurkangungor2741
    @efegurkangungor2741 2 года назад

    KOIFISH NO

  • @RobotGoose
    @RobotGoose 2 года назад

    16:10 ..you say this as I'm a multi-year subscriber and is currently investingating a gluten intolerance, cmon man :|

  • @fitzwaren
    @fitzwaren 2 года назад

    15 MINUTES GANG IS HERE !

  • @CreativeOven
    @CreativeOven 2 года назад

    Like if latin of koi fish is better than most priests ahahahha

  • @LordEjnar
    @LordEjnar 2 года назад

    The Turks living in Armenia got to me :D

  • @TheEgyptian
    @TheEgyptian 2 года назад

    50 seconds ago???

  • @zaoda1357
    @zaoda1357 2 года назад

    rimes

  • @deutschritter4301
    @deutschritter4301 2 года назад

    Ich würde mich gern mit meinen Deutschrittern zum Kreuzzug melden! Bin ich zu spät?