Real Crusade Hours - Empire Total War

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  • Опубликовано: 2 фев 2025

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  4 года назад +183

    *KNIGHTS OF SAINT-JONATHAN*
    Hello HELLO! Sorry for the long wait between the daily content! Working on a super cool secret project that you will all see in a few weeks! >:D
    Make sure to check out the links for the *MERCH* and Patreon and Discord in the description above! VERY COOL!

  • @Nick-cu1mg
    @Nick-cu1mg 4 года назад +394

    “Are you waving the white flag? I’m colorblind!” -koifish 2020

  • @conradshtock3039
    @conradshtock3039 4 года назад +286

    First naval battle has Koifish laughing like a Frenchman.

  • @DillonP530
    @DillonP530 4 года назад +237

    “Who would win? a group of well trained redcoats, or hobos with guns?” Revolutionary war in a nutshell

    • @nath9091
      @nath9091 4 года назад +22

      While is probably a joke to fight the misconception the Continental Army fought the majority of the land war for the US not some random militia. The entire point of Valley Forge was that it trained the Continental Army to be competitive in field line battles with European armies such as the British. Without this the US would not have won the war.

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 4 года назад +15

      @@nath9091 they had that Prussian advisor for +5% Discipline

    • @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489
      @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 3 года назад

      @@jordinagel1184 did they actually have a Prussian advisor?

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 3 года назад +6

      @@vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 they did. At one point, a man who called himself Baron Friedrich von Steuben arrived in Washington’s camp, offering his services. Whether Washington was aware of Prussia’s military might (which is not unlikely, given he used to be a high-ranking officer in the British colonial army as well), or simply was glad to have some help, he accepted. Although it would later be revealed that Steuben had lied about his aristocratic origins, the discipline he would bring to the revolutionary army was very real.

    • @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489
      @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 3 года назад +1

      @@jordinagel1184 huh, you learn something new everyday

  • @Olafr_Warrior
    @Olafr_Warrior 4 года назад +221

    I knew this was a fictitious version of Europe when you traded guns to the Danes. Everyone knows that Denmark doesn't exist.

    • @bwinarw5037
      @bwinarw5037 4 года назад +4

      Finally someone who knows the truth

    • @lukebergeron9407
      @lukebergeron9407 4 года назад +5

      ISP has reached you too I see.

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 4 года назад +123

    Bad news: It's Saturday and I needed to go into the office to work for a while.
    Good news: Koifish posts a video, so I can watch while I work.

  • @jodofe4879
    @jodofe4879 4 года назад +56

    "We cast the first stone, therefore we are free from sin."
    I don't think that is how it was meant to be interpreted...

  • @destroyerinazuma96
    @destroyerinazuma96 3 года назад +12

    Fun fact: the Order of St John technically still exists. They have a beautiful headquarters building in England.

  • @sheenydonut
    @sheenydonut 4 года назад +136

    This is probably the most photogenic total war out there. They also took a big risk with the global style campaign. It has its limitation with the ai as all total war do, but it does alright. The only ai factions that seem to do alright on the global scale are Spain, the UK and sometimes India.

    • @SuperPope69
      @SuperPope69 4 года назад +6

      I've had games where ai Westfalia conquered all of western Europe. Minor factions Revenge mod opens the game up for smaller ai factions

    • @sheenydonut
      @sheenydonut 4 года назад +4

      @@SuperPope69 Yea I played it as the Knights of Malta. The UK always declared war on me after expanding into Northern Africa. Also, Prussia still has a hard-on for Tunisia.

    • @hellaspatriot2733
      @hellaspatriot2733 4 года назад +6

      Bruh, India took over the whole Ottoman Empire and half of Russia in one campaign.

    • @CheemsofRegret
      @CheemsofRegret 4 года назад +10

      Bruh India invaded me when I was playing Sweden.

    • @ForeverDoubting
      @ForeverDoubting 4 года назад +6

      Modded, it really shines. But even vanilla is pretty nice. But yeah, UK and Spain always do really well because trade is so incredibly profitable in Empire, UK will be blockading France from the start, and both of them start with a bunch of trade nodes captured iirc. Spain also has Galleons from the start which are essentially fourth rates which gives it a huge boost in early naval battles as well. While the rest of the nations are stuck with recruiting frigates.

  • @radogost1536
    @radogost1536 4 года назад +47

    3:00 "pike and shot, more like GET SHOT"

  • @Cleruian
    @Cleruian 4 года назад +55

    5:30: "Are you waving the white flag? I'M COLORBLIND!" XD

    • @jameshugo5891
      @jameshugo5891 4 года назад

      pretty sure that has an influence on why its still white XD

    • @LuanMower55
      @LuanMower55 4 года назад

      Whats a white flag?

  • @HighAdmiral
    @HighAdmiral 4 года назад +222

    "We fought the Ottomans in 1522, AND WE CAN FIGHT THEM AGAIN!"
    -Koifish, who got a like for this sentence.

    • @kalten1380
      @kalten1380 4 года назад +4

      Fitting considering the news about Hagia Sophia a bit ago

    • @jordinagel1184
      @jordinagel1184 4 года назад +2

      @@kalten1380 good guy Erdogan, amirite?

    • @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489
      @vincentmalasawmkimajongte7489 4 года назад +5

      @@jordinagel1184 Guy should have kept it as a Museum in that case it was fair to both Christians and Muslims and now they're turning into a full on Caliphate.

    • @debarpandutta6722
      @debarpandutta6722 3 года назад

      @@kalten1380 TF is happening here three bots or Is reality breaking

  • @devingunnels3251
    @devingunnels3251 4 года назад +19

    The "Conga Line" formation is devastatingly effective, I hear.

  • @hlb99
    @hlb99 4 года назад +5

    When he said: "Simo is gone, Simo is no more, noooo!" I laughed so fucking hard, nice job Koifish with this video. hahaha

  • @SpaceKnight105
    @SpaceKnight105 4 года назад +6

    the actual tourist attractions are
    -churches and temples of the knights of Malta
    -2 old prehistoric and Neolithic temples
    -and 2 famous beach resorts!!!!
    Blue lagoon
    and Golden bay

    • @ringo5721
      @ringo5721 6 месяцев назад

      and fat man csgo

  • @drice008
    @drice008 4 года назад +15

    "Who would win: well disciplined troops from the british army, or hobos with guns?" Sounds a lot like the American revolution

  • @turtlesog5570
    @turtlesog5570 4 года назад +17

    I'm a simply man. I see crusade - i click

  • @adrianh.3102
    @adrianh.3102 3 года назад +2

    The Ottoman Organ gun is one of the most terrifying units in Empire. Played Darthmod against them, a calvary force of 120 was reduced to 15 after just two volleys.

  • @dukedunac
    @dukedunac 4 года назад +13

    >we're taking these boys on a night boat to cairo
    cheeky reference

  • @AlexanderCCXXII
    @AlexanderCCXXII 4 года назад +1

    This as the game of my lost youth and the knights were my favorite Faction by far, glad to see someone appreciating them

  • @vexn3699
    @vexn3699 4 года назад +3

    "Crusades are confusing. I was gonna take out the saracens, but then I killed the Pope"
    Goddammit I'm crying

  • @Palatonista
    @Palatonista 4 года назад +7

    "Oh? Are you waving a white flag? to bad that i am COLOR BLIND"
    That made my day xDDDD

  • @petey5784
    @petey5784 4 года назад +28

    you are talking mad smack for someone inside crusader range

  • @buchan448
    @buchan448 4 года назад +1

    "they might be broken but they can still be killed " quality hahaha subbed :)

  • @wesleysnyder349
    @wesleysnyder349 4 года назад +1

    Your cackle really comes in great during the constant naval explosions.

  • @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_
    @TheGodEmperorOfMankind_ 4 года назад +2

    Britain be like: Congratulations, you're joining the empire

  • @kyleheins
    @kyleheins 4 года назад +4

    "Open season on Algerians!"
    Koifish 2020

  • @somethingundeniable5126
    @somethingundeniable5126 4 года назад +2

    Koifish is just the lost cousin of isorrowproductions

  • @thesatanicbat273
    @thesatanicbat273 4 года назад +13

    Oh nice! Empire Total War! I was just playing this!

    • @YoloHunt
      @YoloHunt 4 года назад +1

      Funny enough I was wondering if I could ever play the pirates and Templar’s after completing a Marthrada Confederacy run last night. Glad to see this.

    • @thesatanicbat273
      @thesatanicbat273 4 года назад +1

      @@YoloHunt No way! I just started the Maratha guys, is this the next Koifish vid? Hindu Crusaders that conduct piracy?

    • @YoloHunt
      @YoloHunt 4 года назад

      Boa The Bat Literally what I did lmao. Made my core regions grow before pirating the coasts and raking in so much money that I could buy technology from other countries.

  • @civilprotection5956
    @civilprotection5956 4 года назад +5

    Koifish: We aRe ComPleTly BanKrUpT!
    Me: I didn’t know this was a greek playthrough!

  • @connorperrin7088
    @connorperrin7088 4 года назад +8

    Grandayy is literally crying that he didn't get mentioned in Koifish's video about playing as Malta

  • @natesiress1057
    @natesiress1057 4 года назад +1

    180 Maltese Constables are asking the British if they've obtained a loicense to land there. The British, being good compliant fellows, are forced to admit that they haven't, and have sent off a runner to parliament to obtain one. They expect to receive an answer in the post within a month or two.

  • @LORDMEHMOODPASHA
    @LORDMEHMOODPASHA 3 года назад

    21:59 Koifish "Have at Ye!!!"
    22:01 Ottomans: Tamam, eğer ısrar ediyorsan...

  • @GentTX
    @GentTX 4 года назад +2

    What I would give for an Empire 2 that has all the fixes the original game needed. Plus workshop support.

    • @paritoshd
      @paritoshd 4 года назад

      ... Napoleon Total War?

    • @GentTX
      @GentTX 4 года назад +1

      Paritosh Deshpande oh Napoleon was good, no question, but I loved having a world map in empire

  • @BSideWasTaken
    @BSideWasTaken 2 года назад

    "Are you waving a white flag? I'M COLOURBLIND" made me laugh so hard I woke up everyone in my house.

  • @danielblom391
    @danielblom391 4 года назад +1

    "Oh general, get stuck in there!" - Koifish, circa 2020

  • @antekiler1
    @antekiler1 4 года назад +2

    Best quote of 2020:
    "You have swords!?"
    "WE HAVE THE LORDS"

  • @breninowen2427
    @breninowen2427 4 года назад +2

    Nobody:
    Koifish every 5 seconds:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA HEHEHEHEHEHE

  • @juancarlosdegoya2757
    @juancarlosdegoya2757 4 года назад +5

    He's really enjoying this mod

  • @ElkohalaX
    @ElkohalaX 4 года назад +2

    Min 15:18 ´´Una Victoria Gloriosa´´ :D hahahaha

  • @iTz_Plewtoe
    @iTz_Plewtoe 3 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard at the Sweeney Todd part lol

  • @thomasthetank9976
    @thomasthetank9976 4 года назад +2

    Knights of st john is also known as the knights hospitaller.

  • @BINGOS66625
    @BINGOS66625 4 года назад +1

    Bruh i've never thought the day would come when Koifish played my country.

  • @raimobin45
    @raimobin45 4 года назад +1

    I love the grenadier march song used against everyone that you fought even the Brits!

  • @thewhitewolf278
    @thewhitewolf278 4 года назад +2

    You sound like an IKEA employee trying to sell me a side table. So pretty clear!

  • @fatbobby420
    @fatbobby420 3 года назад

    everytime i see koifish im reminded to play badass games. love this dudes accent too.

  • @LazarusWilhelm
    @LazarusWilhelm 4 года назад

    koifish just seems to get better and better

  • @HolyFurryFish1998
    @HolyFurryFish1998 4 года назад +1

    Koifish scaling those walls Rainbow 6 Mogadishu style.

  • @hamtaroSUS
    @hamtaroSUS 4 года назад +2

    Yay koifish videos

  • @lukebainbridges1974
    @lukebainbridges1974 4 года назад

    Even by Koifish standards this video is manic .... and I love it

  • @ConnanTheCivilized
    @ConnanTheCivilized 8 месяцев назад

    “Thomas Paine is a furry!” Given what I’ve read about some of the US Founding Fathers, that would not surprise me as much as it should.

  • @nobodynobodys3828
    @nobodynobodys3828 3 года назад

    My man was singing Dixie, what a lad

  • @ilayohana3150
    @ilayohana3150 4 года назад +1

    oh hey youre finally awake.
    i swear to god youtube didnt let me know you made any videos in the last month and half. thanks youtube!

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 4 года назад +1

    Maybe the real crusade was the friends we made along the way.

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 4 года назад +3

    You should have kept going and taken over Mecca too.

  • @ls200076
    @ls200076 4 года назад

    When you accidentally crusade the Polish-Lithuanian commonwealth

  • @Donbasos14
    @Donbasos14 4 года назад

    Is it me or is Koifish getting better and more funny?

  • @BufusTurbo92
    @BufusTurbo92 4 года назад +1

    YOU WAVING THE WHITE FLAG? I'M COOOLOURBLIND

  • @HungryGoat96
    @HungryGoat96 4 года назад

    the fucking music choice was elite af g

  • @chickengoose8708
    @chickengoose8708 4 года назад

    Your transgressions against the people of Dagestan shall not be forgiven

  • @goodbanter4427
    @goodbanter4427 4 года назад

    Giving them carbines was truly DANEgerous

  • @oni_smiles9066
    @oni_smiles9066 4 года назад

    SHIT THEY GOT ASS GUNS! I can't breathe koifish

  • @Filipin0gamer
    @Filipin0gamer 4 года назад

    Officer Koifish what shall we do?
    Koi: CCCCCCHAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE

  • @RedGreekWolf
    @RedGreekWolf 4 года назад

    In naval battle I am always more inclined to try and board enemy ships, either to then use them as my own, or sell them off as prizes.

  • @durktank5001
    @durktank5001 4 года назад

    The guy sounds like discount kilian experience

  • @fischerbasham678
    @fischerbasham678 3 года назад

    The knights of sad john take over the hole land! (I apologize)

  • @hehmeh
    @hehmeh 4 года назад

    sounds like you had alot of fun recording this one :)

  • @CzOcian
    @CzOcian 4 года назад

    Beatiful history.

  • @hetzijzo5601
    @hetzijzo5601 4 года назад

    Love the total empire videos

  • @walter942
    @walter942 4 года назад

    Play as the Iroquois next! Conquer America for its native inhabitants!

  • @guy431
    @guy431 4 года назад +2

    Brilliant!
    Now more ;) Deus vult

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 4 года назад

    21:00..." another place we can conquer "

  • @PasqualItizzz
    @PasqualItizzz 4 года назад

    There was no point invading London. You could have just applied for 1686 flats when you arrived.

  • @willsadventures8418
    @willsadventures8418 4 года назад

    Those brigands deserve a promotion

  • @jigglypuffthejigg4952
    @jigglypuffthejigg4952 4 года назад

    You have swords? Well we have the Lord's 😄!!!

  • @Firedman1
    @Firedman1 4 года назад

    I love his ascent XD

  • @gee8648
    @gee8648 4 года назад

    This Irish guy really gets into his battles, doesn't he?

  • @crusaderking2257
    @crusaderking2257 4 года назад +1

    Oh is that me in the thumbnail

  • @anubisd613
    @anubisd613 4 года назад

    You sound very clear my lord

  • @Peanutcat
    @Peanutcat 4 года назад

    New microphone is great, it sounds the same but without the clipping of the old one.

  • @daborinkid7279
    @daborinkid7279 4 года назад +1

    make more empire videos, these are really good

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 4 года назад

    Malta has a fort with friggen ENORMOUS pe- I mean cannons. It might have the largest blackpowder cannons in the world.

  • @JJSUXJK
    @JJSUXJK Месяц назад

    St John was not a human, Crusader Orders named themselves after churches in Jerusalem

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  Месяц назад

      But.. what about St. John the Baptist? (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)

  • @Lunkaren
    @Lunkaren 4 года назад

    Fuck, you are funny. The Swedish accent makes it so good.

  • @madhusudanshrimali4499
    @madhusudanshrimali4499 4 года назад +1

    8:19 😂🤣

  • @Tymekew
    @Tymekew 4 года назад

    Epic video, love empire total war

  • @kgp227
    @kgp227 4 года назад

    I'm a simple man, I hear Sea Shanty 2 I press like.

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  4 года назад +1

      Sea Shanty 2 is life

  • @zoranivanov3840
    @zoranivanov3840 4 года назад

    Battle starts General fucking dies

  • @WombatOfDisaster
    @WombatOfDisaster 4 года назад

    The Sea Shanty music my Dude

  • @sukositb
    @sukositb 4 года назад

    ah yes, the famous inquisition of England.

  • @Daorg300
    @Daorg300 4 года назад

    Remember me when you rule this wörld my swedish bröther

  • @byzantine2516
    @byzantine2516 4 года назад +1

    Deus Vult!

  • @USBEN.
    @USBEN. 4 года назад

    Funi boi is back .

  • @imahuman6880
    @imahuman6880 4 года назад

    This was funny and awesome.

  • @444coole444
    @444coole444 4 года назад

    the dutch probaly needed them for their war with spain

  • @user-rs8lr4yu1h
    @user-rs8lr4yu1h 4 года назад

    You sound like a spacial NPC you encounter when you 100% the game.

  • @starlightrose21
    @starlightrose21 4 года назад +1

    >Thomas Paine is a furry.
    Now that's not a hot take I ever thought I'd hear.

  • @jacobshropshire6888
    @jacobshropshire6888 4 года назад

    Koifish should be a voice actor

  • @endo4137
    @endo4137 4 года назад +2

    what mods are you using, koifish? Is it just the minor factions revenge mod?

  • @Sam-lj9vj
    @Sam-lj9vj 4 года назад

    I have no idea what I just watched.