The Total War Game Nobody Likes
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Yep, it's Empire total war baby. Personally I love it, just look how good it is...
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Hey whats going on guys it's ilatetouploadproductions. HIT THE LIKE BUTON
nah
Since you gave up on HoI try playing Darkest Dungeon
No. Do not to the FUCKING DEFAULT DANCE
no
hi dad - retorical question, if i’m from Denmark, then do I still exist?
Their offers:
- Peace Treaty
Their demands:
- Peace Treaty
- Accept or we will attack
Please do not attack ---- Accept or we will attack
Tbh I was flattered that they copied my whole shtick but the other way round - "we will fight to the death"
Yeah sounds about right
@NATO aight nato
Hail to Carlos 'The mad Negotiator' !!
Well, Charles II of Spain was not a mad negotiator he was just fucking crazy
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_II_of_Spain
He's still demanding Ireland in his grave
@@javiersanchez67 Oh, that makes sense now, it's the inbred disfigured Charles of Spain. Nice.
Wilson Wilson Jr “You don’t want to hand me Ireland? THEN YOU WILL HAND ME SCOTLAND, CORSICA AND IRELAND!”
S-sir? We’ve lost all of Spain
I KNOW WHAT I SAID
Level 1 Crook: Demand Ireland
Level 100 Boss: Demand Ireland, Savoy, and Scotland
That's how empire works.
I was shocked to learn that so many total war fanboys hates this game since this is my favorite total war game.
Yeah I like it too...with mods. It's Napoleon's Beta but I would love Warhammer to have the same theater thing this one got.
@@TheBayzent Darthmod empire FTW, better effects, more units, more historically accurate uniforms and beautiful fife and drum. A good game made better.
I tried to like it but just couldn't with all the broken mechanics, I had a ton of fun after I got Darthmod though. Still I can see why some people love it as its the game that introduced naval combat and its the only one to have three continents to fight in.
@@samuraiknight1600 i played without Darthmod, idk, i managed to reunite the German empire 70 years earlier
@@samuraiknight1600 I was abouta be like bruh you didnt even bring up darthmod but i see you
They really need to make an Empire 2
With a bigger map, including more of Africa, South America, Asia and Australia
Yeah qing dynasty and tokugawa shogunate
@@KobaLenk yup
@@finnishwehraboo8377 it also should contain more tribes and more pirate strongholds while they can respawn at any time. More religions, more revolutions, more diplomatic options, and the option to name your army, just like in Rome 2 total war.
I would much prefer Medieval 3, since Medieval 2 was probably the best TW game. Or Warhammer 3. Or 40k. Literally anything would be better than Empires 2 :D
Finally, I was tired of the Total War elitists saying this game is terrible. There are a lot of problems with this game, but it’s still a great game. It is still my favorite Total War game to this date. Thank you for shedding light upon the greatness of this game.
yea, now it is. when it came out it was completely unplayable which is why people say that
he took france without even a full stack and the ai used it's cannon crews for suicide charges. That should tell you enough about the quality of this game..
It was the first in the series to have actual naval warfare.
Indeed good sir, this is my favourite total war game as well
just play napoleon instead LOL
If I was a total war game this would be me
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7:59 - 8:20 Napoleon Bonapartes last words before his exile, 1815
OMG
He was never exiled to the Carribean?
@@majorbowie776 your mom was never exiled to the carribean
@@RobotWizard4209yeah, saint Helena was too small of an island for his mom
Power: terrifying.
Wealth: spectacular.
Oh yeah that’s the good stuff
Drugs are good
Power: Feeble
Wealth: Destitute
Hotel: Trivago
*France refused surrender*
“What the hell.. That just ruined my immersion!”
xD I lol’ed
God, man, United State is dead at the end!
New brave world!! Heck!
Artillery only in Total War? I think so
If he does in fall of the samurai, it could actually work quite well.
artillery crew only*
I tried, its impossible unfortunately, you would lose like half your troops against 2 units of line infantry haha
Horst Schlemmer that could work in Napoleon total war as well
Onager only
"You give me Ireland"
"Have Corsica its worthless"
"Give Scotland, Ireland and Savoy"
Spain...pls....
"HOI4 is dead"
*DISHONORABRU*
benzai
@@ezequielhermoso5954 hentai?
@@tantainguyen4290 banzai
I still prefer HOI4 to HOI5. 5 has more features but it seems more complicated and i prefered the slightly more streamlined (or as streamlined as a Paradox Game can be) approach of 4.
Jonathan instead of HoI5, I think he meant HoI3 based on the context of what he said.
"The one nobody likes"
*is the most bought one with nearly the highest reviews on steam*
It's almost as if it was the first TW that *Required the Steam to play*
Can't see what that would do to the users on the platform though.
It's like the least bought on steam😂
im pretty sure its not the most bought one, even to the slightest lol. Its still admired as a very good total war game, a favourite for many.
Beets He's not British
@@lekksy5907 where's he from then?
This is favorite total war game, if only because it was not only my first total war, but my first rts. It was the year 2011 and 9 year old me was fucking loving this game. I still do love it. F in the Chat for Empire 2.
Hans Strudel F
We NEED Empire 2!
You are less than 18 .. why are you commenting on youtube videos ? .
@@أمادو-ذ6ف You know nothing about me.
@@أمادو-ذ6ف Then don't reply to me, reply to him.
6:02 Your Allies: Austria, Their Allies: Austria
Just like the Battle of Karánsebes
What happened there?
@@twinzzlers An Austrian fought an another Austrian army thinking that the other were the Turks
@nik Bahtin That's hilarious, how did they do it?
Good thing on fighting in both sides of a war is that you can always win. Like Finland in WW2.
@@twinzzlers Drunk, non-German speaking soldiers mistook the words "Halt! Halt!" for "Allah! Allah!"
Empire: totally not war
_It's not war if they're natives_
_Then it's a massacre_
empire: maybe war?
@@English_Thespian if they're natives then it's free real estate :)
@@English_Thespian
no, it is pest control!
*daleks away*
Hey atleast the AI has a higher IQ than Fortnite players.
Still better AI then Rome 2
@@JinxSwe Rome total war- peasants charge into spears
Rome 2 total war- peasants still charge into spears
The games have no differences other than graphics and map size
@@mrprimor227 everything charges into spears
And pubG players
@@mrprimor227 They're just trying to save their general.
Who also charged into the spears.
“That nobody likes”
Excuse me? This is literally my favorite. It’s the only one where you can manifest destiny right across the world.
Hmmm, i smell POWER
Empire had the best campaign map in the series
I disagree
It should have been bigger. How longer you play it, more boring it gets
Koba1066 Lenk we need 2 with whole world map that would be gold
@@lordoffrog2354 youre right, it should contain more tribes, pirates that can respawn at any time. More diplomatic, governing options, name your armies. Bigger and more detailled cities. Weather effects that can reduce your army, more trade places, more revolutions in more regions. More religions, more government types.
If I wish God something than it would be that game
Koba1066 Lenk would be incredible! But least there’s more regions than Napoleon total war, but can’t say anything that if you’ve taken over all the regions in empire you’ve obviously been playing for a long time lol
Britain? - Dead
Soviets? - Gone
The Empire? - Dissolved
Hotel? - Trivago
LEGO Star Wars? - The Complete Saga
You... I hate you for making this but at the same time... HERE take my like! xD
For everything else: there's Mastercard.
Empire total war is a great game, esspesialy with darthmod and if your a fan of the era.
Also come on everyone wants an empire 2 with a good diplomacy a full africa and south america and asia and stuff and time going from 1600 too 1890 and better stuff all around and more units this game would be a best seller lol.
Anyways played the game an hour ago as the Italian States with darthmod, going pretty well!
Sadly the Ai in Darthmod is still not aggressive enough and once you conquer half of Europe the game is basically over. The Game lacks something like the Mongol Invasion from Medieval 2
And Medieval 2 only has that because it's a hold-over from Medieval 1.
Meister Proper agreed
Minsk Panic I love the game even without mods, but the whole of African wouldn’t make sense in this age. Back then Africa was malarialand and a death sentence for all Europeans who tried to go deeper in so they stayed in coastal colonies. It would make sense to make like a border of Africa available or just make the game around the time of the ‘scramble for Africa’ in the 1880’s. Oh and also fix the music in Empire 2 cause that can really make the game great.
Bronze Age Total War...
HOIV : lvl.1 Crook.
Empire total war : lvl. 99 Boss.
HOI4 WILL NEVER DIE
I actually really like Empire. More than Shogun II.
I'd like to have an Empire II with today's tech.
Maybe even a Medieval III
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I have Medieval 2 with expansions and any campaign I try in the main game ends like the first crusade.
@@tkrowgamer medieval 2 is mainly for mods :D
@@tkrowgamer so a technical success?
Empire 2 that’s set in the Victorian Era, Edwardian Era, and World War I would be amazing.
@@mitchellgeorge6031 You Play Vicky 2 Don't You?
NO, That Wouldn't Be Cool.
We Need To Go Backwards Not Forwards With Time.
We Need To Have It End In The Victorian Era.
Empire Is Like EU4.
If You Want Something Like That There Is Napoleon.
A Napoleon That Starts In The Napoleonic Era And Ends In WW1 Would Be Cool.
I periodically whisper to myself "animal husbandry...WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?"
I actually love empire total war's campaign.
We need to have a new empire total war
I completely agree. I really hope they make a sequel. With today's tech, it'd be so much more vast.
i would kill for a sequel
Pürpking I second that
Napoleon total war
Napoleon Total War is the sequel
I played Empire Total war and a Indian nation invaded Scotland with elephants, NO JOKING!
ok
I lost newfoundland to the well known powerful and renowned inuit cannonry.
India stronq brother. Marathas OP.
Empire has actually aged really well. It has the single most fun grand campaign of any total war game
One of your best videos!
I hit the like button.
_Now what?_
Dissolve
hit it ... more? :)
Now you grovel
You get no KGB search... Today
@@johnorr8573 MIEN GOT ITS a PUTIN BOT oh wait GULOG BOT
The total war game...
...THAT EVERYONE LOVES
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@@MJFAN666 I hate Shogun 2.
@@bud389 I love you but i cannot pick which child shall come with me.
I don't like of Shogun 2. The map is too small for my decire to conquere.
@@bud389 I almost took the bait. Almost...
Came quicker than, British surrender at Yorktown.
Hah noice
i lost my total war virginity with this game, and despite all her negative sides i still love her even without mods
I have this! Although my Poland-lithuania Save was on my old computer so now I have to do that all over again
Of course Empire: Total War is accurate! The French flag is white!
Lol. ruclips.net/video/HK5OsDWYJmQ/видео.html
Oddly enough, the "white flag of surrender" comes from the British surrendering to the French. In the 1700s, you called for peace talks by waving a flag that was a similar color to your enemies. The British used a white flag when surrendering to the French. The French used a red flag when surrendering to the British.
Sometime between then and now we all just decided to use the "Britain-surrenders-to-France" surrender flag.
@@benjamingrist6539
Probably because it's the first time something like that happened. Kinda how like we call tanks "tanks" but they were only called that as a safety measure.
its white becouse its monarchist flag ... ised around 100 years ... in game its +- acurate
Raise the taxes in paris support the rebels then u get the normal flag
Press F for Hoi4
*NO HOI4 WILL LIVE FOR EVER*
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Naw I got bored of that content
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Empire total war is my favourite total war, it is just too good
'Now he wants animal husbandry. What is wrong with you?!?'
Quick answer to that. Charles II was a Habsburg. More than that, he probably was the most Habsburgian Habsburger out there. Just check his state portrait...
7:59
He was mentally and physically ill from extreme inbreeding. It kinda makes sense he'd want animal husbandry, so he could draft a new Habsburg bloodline without the giant jawline and non-clottable blood.
HOI4 is dead?
*"Oh the humanity !"*
These negotiations don't bode well for brexit.
The Spanish are still demanding Ireland to this day lol
😂
"remember the scene where all the pirates were mowed down by British line infantry." Actually, i do. The Opening scene of 3 i believe. When they're in Asia.
6:00 "Italians and competence, you know.... Hehehehe" *proceeds to canister shoot half his horses*
Where's March of the eagles artillery only?
Duncan Kinnear do it
Who needs africa when you can colinise poland
- Every German ever.
Best part of Empire
Playing as UK
Sail to India
Subjugate Indians without a need for the east India company
That's why Napoleon was so revolutionary: He knew that using Artillery WITH their guns was the secret
Britain: owns Savoy, Ireland, and Scotland
Carlos: cowabunga it is
I like Empire Total war....but i hate that the saves get corrupted >:/ THAT SUCKS SO HARD
never happened to me
@@unitor699industries Finished the grand campaign 5 times now (last 3 times on hardest difficulty). Never had a corrupt save.
Happened to me after I lost my second disc (the disc to play the game) and I pirated the game instead of chipping out another $99 back then and yes PC games used to be purchased on DVD like consoles back in the day before steam and yes it was $99 in Australia back then.
Edit: Using the OG there was no corruption, but using the pirated copy after 60 odd turns it would crash. I'am thinking about repurchasing the game on steam since it is cheap now because I love this game,
1. Because the map was so large and conquering the world felt more satisfying then other TW series.
2. Naval Battles were really impressive and overall fun.
3. Fresh new style compared to previous two series
4. Firing Artillery/Canons manually and hitting the a large clump of enemy infantry was so satisfying.
Bruh 169 turns almost the whole world conquered and I get the ottoman glitch
@@20000pezzy1 What are steam game prices in AU these days on avg, compared to US and UK pricing for AAA and indie titles?
You didn't use enough artillery!
I actually really enjoyed empire when I first played it.
Same
When the pikemen attacked and when the artillerymen charged all I could hear in my head is, it just works.
Legend says Carlos keeps asking for territory even after death.
Why does everyone hate this game? I love it!
The Gaming Alliance 120 this was my favorite because nostalgia
I feel like if you listen to the internet no one has ever liked anything... Ever 😂
Shit AI
Empire is good and RTW is overhyped. I don't care what anyone says.
Empire is fun, excluding the naval battles. I always install a mod to play as other nations in the game for some more fun.
Comic Sans how do you mod this game?
1. you need the Empire total war mod manager
2. you download a mod and put it into the Empire main folder
3. you activate it with the mod manager
Total Warhammer says otherwise.
+Huckleberry Warhammer 2 is the best in the series. Rome is dogshit compared to medieval 2.
7:59 is the story of the British Empire
Pls.. This was my favorite TW game, this + Darthmod was absolutely the best TW experience ever
This. Darthmod made the game amazing.
I love Empire: Total War. I just wish they'd make a sequel to it. It's easily my favorite in the series.
DID YOU JUST RESEARCH NOOB SQUARE BEFORE BAYONETS! HEATHEN!
@@bohemond7426 they are good against cavalry
My grandpa Kim Il-sung experimented with total war....it didn’t go so well. Led to the DMZ.
Kim Jong-un he must’ve been playing rome tw
I dont think ive heard isp laugh that mutch in a while
Kajind 02 yeah, I'm happy when he's laughing and having fun lmao
SR404G gay
8:30 so I guess Pirates are Viet Cong now?
Welcome to Empire: Total War. The game where you can play as the US and get invaded in MAINE by SAVOY.
Still an awesome game, especially with mods such as Darthmod.
CARLOS THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN
Now that hoi4 is dead, play Eu4.
HOI4 WILL NEVER DIE
keysean99 Sullivan youtuber dont play it anymore so it’s dead
If HoI4 is dead, EU4 is a ground up pulp.
"Orange man bad lol this profile i made will put drumpf 70030300303 feet under for sure lol he's literally hitler lol"
-you
@@beurteilung713 Nothing like the smell of triggered Democrats and Republicans in the morning
This is my absolute favorite. I was introduced to total war with Rome, but this was next when I was a teen, and I’m still playing this for hours
british tries to take over france for 1000 years with swords cannons and guns
isp : hit with stick
It's better than thrones of britannia
Yesss and far far far far better than warhammer shiiiiit
Luciferismygod Lucifer I don’t see how ppl like warhammer some weird alien shit lol
@@lordoffrog2354 yall clearly havent tried warhammer then lol
Samuel McL. I have it’s boring asl, why do ppl like it ? Fake creatures n zhit
This game is great with Darthmod, really, I’m playing a campaign with Poland Lithuania right now, the only thing that bothers me to this day are the siege battles. Theyre just buggy fam...
Honestly I still revisit Empire from time to time *because* of how silly things get. It's fantastic if you don't care too much for accuracy or historical roleplay.
When you try to make dinner but you accidentally take over half of Europe and the 13 colonies
The greatest challenge in gaming, convincing people you actually genuinely enjoy Empire Total War, I know the struggle.
I put a lot of hours into Empire.
I honestly was able to look past the bugs and the bland unit designs and I had some really fun battles and sieges
The game is worth it with darthmod
Hema Doha I could never download it though
Watching an enemy army leave the field with hardly any men left in total retreat whilst my outnumbered army hardly has a scratch on it. Game decides it was a defeat...for me ??
I never played this game again as it just decides what happens regardless of player input.
"What is wrong with with you Carlos?"
Lots, lots and lots!
Empire is like the 4th most played Total War game on Steam.
Lmao I ThinkUr Gay empire multiplayer is fun but the campaign engine is uhh, fucked up?
The 4th most played out of 4 Total War games lol ?
I need Carlos as my diplomat
When I played thus game like 7 years ago I conquered the world as Sweden and gave all of continental Europe to the Inuit 10/10 game in my book.
Tfw it’s your favorite TW game and you’re playing it while watching this video.
I see no victoria 2 Hungary... WHERE IS IT?!
I mean, France did surrender after just one city...
I love this game so much. Thanks for playing it!
The funniest part is, that I was always a big Total War fun, and I just bought Empire on steam... So I started playing and now you make a video about it :))
As some one who put several hundred hours into this game I never seem to have these problems. I did play on the hardest battle and campaign difficulty, and uses the minor nations mod.
Likewise I didn't have any issues though he was mostly fighting behind obstacles such as walls which could have sent the enemy pathfinding crazy. The game wasn't really built to do siege warfare the same way the Medieval/Rome games were.
Hoi4 can never die.
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Napoleon Total War still alive?
NTW 3 Mod
Ah
One of those games that becomes amazing with one or two good mods. I recommend "Minor Factions Revenge" for the pirate campaign and the knights of st john. Which are both amazing factions to play as.
"XD Carlos... You crazy man..."
You have no clue just how accurate that is.
Takes paris gets all france this game is so smiliar with hoi4
I like Empire Total War...
Edit: Let me clarify, Empire with the DarthMod or Imperial Splendour.
vanilla empire sucks ass and is boring.
2nd Edit: I DO want an Empire II Total War though... hopefully CA will do the era justice.
3 eras 1700-1800
1800-1900
1900-1920
and a bunch of mini campaigns:
US Civil War
Anglo - Zulu War
Sino Japanese War
WWI/ The Great War
United States Revolutionary War
Napoleonic Wars
etc...
They are busy doing the warhammer shit.
Honestly just a total war that spans from the end of the napoleon era to about WW1 would be pretty fun
I just love this game. Almost 600 hours of played time
The youtuber that always shows up when you want to watch kilian experience.
It is my favorite Total War game by a wide margin.
If you ask me the reasons -
1. Size and breadth of the campaign map.
2. Varied factions that have different playstyles.
3. Excellent sea battles that must be mastered.
4. Technology improvements drastically change battle tactics, they don't just give +1% armor.
5. Robust economic model well linked to research, diplomacy, trade and town improvements.
6. Battles with artillery, cavalry and infantry, any of which may be dominant.
7. The extras are pretty good. Flavor text, religion and agents, missions, victory conditions, governments, special units, all add to the game.
I think the people who hate it tend to fixate on the negatives:
1. Sieges are a disaster. Never play sieges. Units get stuck and the AI is easily confused.
2. Once you achieve technological superiority and get on top, battles are a breeze, and the game can become a bore as you just play out the win.
3. Victory with any faction can be achieved by making friends with the British, and trading with the Ottomans.
4. The AI is not very strong on the campaign map. The AI British rarely take India, or take America.
5. Once you figure out the strategy of destroying your church in your home province and building a second school on turn 1, technological superiority is easy.
6. On the very hard difficulties the AI cheats rather badly. Winning on the hardest difficulty is frustratingly hard. Winning on the easiest difficulty is too easy.
I loved this game. I love the time period and it’s my favorite total war. Just a shame it’s so god damn buggy. We really need an empire 2.
Empire and Napoleon (with mods) are my favorites. Just love line battles and stuff. Much more interesting than just the melee. Of course the titles are buggy af, ai-wise
And who said war was hell?
My favorite part of Empire was playing the US in Darthmod and having the Maratha Confederacy asking for Gerogia every turn, and then the Iroquois selling all their land to the Maratha Confederacy. Must be an indian thing
Best ten minutes of comedy I've ever seen. Thanks for putting a smile on my face. I needed that.
No, seriously. Take my like. You've earned it.
I like this total war, it’s my favourite one