*URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA* WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Russia: RUSSIA! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe, or end up like Mr. Romanov :/ Paradox is having a sale on some of their best games over at Nexus! Support Koifish and get cool games cheap at www.nexus.gg/koifish
Yeah, still remember how my grandpa told me stories about how our ancestors fought vampires, loading their guns with garlic powder and saving entire villages from cock and ball torture...
10:15 -- "And that's the story of how Warren Zevon faked his death, moved to the northlands, and became a famous RUclips shitposter. The End." "Daddy, do you have any bedtime stories you didnt make up during a crack binge?" "No. Goodnight."
As someone who's home sits on what was once Cherokee land and has been to one of their reservations, I have to fix this. It is pronounced Chair-o-key, but said fast.
Я нихуя не понял, но очень интересно. Очень захватывающе, товарищ Рыбка. Смотрели с медведем - смеялись всем ГУЛАГом, попивая водочку. За родину. За путина.
Наконец то ,очень ждал когда ты сыграешь за Россию. Приятно видеть ,что в эту игру всё ещё кто то играет и за этим интересно смотреть. Спасибо тебе за твоё творчество :)
@@aisir3725 Probably the evolution of the socket bayonet to be good enough that every soldier could effectively fulfill both the "shot" and "pike" roles at once.
20:50 how unusual it is to hear you pronounce the name of my race and yes i am kalmyk from kalmykia))) And kalmyks dont screams Hooray or Hurrah we use scream Uralan))))
"if ur a Cherokee nation person and I hyped u up there I'm sorry" lmao BRUH. Hello from the Cherokee Nation. (Otherwise known as East Oklahoma or, as the US Supreme Court calls it 🙄: the "Muscogee-Creek Reservation") U got my hopes up lmao but I'm slightly afraid of what an eastern european's impression of a Cherokee Indian is 🤣
*URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Russia: RUSSIA! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe, or end up like Mr. Romanov :/
Paradox is having a sale on some of their best games over at Nexus! Support Koifish and get cool games cheap at www.nexus.gg/koifish
Part 2/ Soviet Union (Napoleon total war, ww1 mod campaign)
Excuse me. Kolchak's Siberian provisional government is my favorite Russia
*_HUZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!_*
@@carouselofagony3276 kolchak’ll neva make it past the urals
Where u from ? 😀
"WHERE WILL THEY LIVE? NOT MY PROBLEM!"
- the entire history of conquering and colonization
The cannons were so effective because they were loaded with garlic.
Garlic butter smeared cannon balls :D
They will decimate the vampire infantry~
Can the cannon balls be used for some garlic bread?
@@timwalsh8404 *_Fool!!_* the night wraiths must die!!
@@Koifish I was thinking using garlic cloves as grapeshot but that works too.
Ah yes, thank you Mr. Koifish. Even cooler than usual.
As part Cherokee Indian I was thoroughly disappointed... :(
*Real native hours inbound*
@@Koifish cani wait :D
As a Russian, this is incredibly accurate to how history actually proceeded.
LETS RESTORE COMMUNISM COMRADE!
Except for the leader having a female surname 😅
Yeah, still remember how my grandpa told me stories about how our ancestors fought vampires, loading their guns with garlic powder and saving entire villages from cock and ball torture...
@@tau_noob7993 100% historical
There is one thing wrong tho. He said that pouridge is not good. No! Kasha is very good!
I'm so happy for such dedication and accurate representation of this historic moment, spasibo Koifish
Gracias :D
10:15 -- "And that's the story of how Warren Zevon faked his death, moved to the northlands, and became a famous RUclips shitposter. The End."
"Daddy, do you have any bedtime stories you didnt make up during a crack binge?"
"No. Goodnight."
Cräck cocain >:D
Yes Koifish love the empire stuff man. Honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there, keep up the great content man
Thanks my dude! :D
Koifish quoting Meet the Soldier made my day lol!
-"Ivan, you can't just execute the tsar!"
-"Revolution go URAAAA, blyat!"
Thanks for the "Apple"
As a Slav, I cannot resist an eager to dance while listening to this song
Tak jest dobzre
Am Russian, can confirm this is basically a documentary.
Wow this actually makes Empire look fun.
АХАХА!!! УРРРАААА!!! Отличный видос. Ни хрена не понял ни слова, но чувствую, что это ржака. Душевно, душевно. Лайк. Пойду медведю своему покажу это.
"you carry a pike, and i'll treat you like a medieval soldier! hah!
As someone who's home sits on what was once Cherokee land and has been to one of their reservations, I have to fix this.
It is pronounced Chair-o-key, but said fast.
Underrated comment, their names sound way badass
No no, i think that the swedes know how to say it, cheerioskey is the right prononciation
Russia: i fear no man, but that thing
*(That one focken caucasian sword infantry)*
It scares me
Everyone says isporrow is better but we all know koi fish is
Я нихуя не понял, но очень интересно.
Очень захватывающе, товарищ Рыбка. Смотрели с медведем - смеялись всем ГУЛАГом, попивая водочку.
За родину. За путина.
Койфиш, я чуть не умер от твоего "DoN VoiSkO" Лайк )
For the faith of the tsar and the fatherland!
This is actually very sad, that Koifish has low views but some reatrd with content for 3 years Old has like 5 milion views
Think about it like this unless the topic is popular at the moment you're only gonna get a half or a quarter of views in relation to sub count
You hating on people trying to entertain actual children?
>we own ukraine, it just belongs to the right people
based
Some things never change
Наконец то ,очень ждал когда ты сыграешь за Россию. Приятно видеть ,что в эту игру всё ещё кто то играет и за этим интересно смотреть. Спасибо тебе за твоё творчество :)
Imma trigger a revolution too if I ever play this game. Sounds fun. Reminds me of creating a Republic in Shogun 2 lol.
As a Kalmyk from Kalmykia I’ll join any shenanigan from comrade Koifish now and forever, URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Yes more empire total war i need more
Magnific video bro 👍
"Do like the Huns and drive away from them :D"...I did it so many times!
Nice touch with katyusha in the background comrade
Очень ждал игры за Россию ,спасибо койфиш ! Привет от русского зрителя
Koifish I like that through the revolution you had Katyusha playing in the background
7:41 All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces
Интриган Алексашка Меньшиков и под республиканцев подстроится успел. Вот жук!
I'm Russian! So it's 100% like!
You are very fluent in Russian, comrade! Next time sing a song! Kalinka-Malinka!
Koifish:
Plays the great War mod with greece
Me: is for me? ☺️
Awesome video my dude! As always, I enjoy the empire total war content. Might be time to awaken the aztek warriors and conquer America lol
Опаньки ,мое уважение
Your the best Koi Boi
Starting off the day best
You know I’m going to Russian to watch this video aye Koifish
*Sniff Sniff* I don't smell pikemen only..
Oh god.. Don't make me do it!
@@Koifish not if I do it first 😉. Make a subscription goal.
The legend is fucking back!
Ah Yes the Blue, Red Army is the strongest.
Yo, the Swedes used the pike until the 1720s. Kettle calling the pot black.
Wonder what caused them to stop
@@aisir3725 Probably the evolution of the socket bayonet to be good enough that every soldier could effectively fulfill both the "shot" and "pike" roles at once.
@@penttikoivuniemi2146 yeah, and they were wrekt in a war by country using those vayonets to extreme
@@aisir3725 Russia? They were also still using pikes at the time.
You should try the empire extended mod... it's new and idk if it has a playable campaign but the battles are fun
Green drummers are vampire hunters disguised
if warhammer 3 total war comes out will you start a kislev revolution
The Crimea jokes were on point😂
Real cherry hours Cherokee into Europe playthrough
Greetings from Kalmykia)))
Я уж думал, не дождусь.
5:04 this laugh is funny on the one hand and Scary on the other
OHH MOTHER RUSSIA
UNION OF LANDS
WILL OF THE PEOPLE
STORNG IN COMMAND
Sabaton intensifies*
20:50 how unusual it is to hear you pronounce the name of my race and yes i am kalmyk from kalmykia))) And kalmyks dont screams Hooray or Hurrah we use scream Uralan))))
I love you koifish
As an Ojibwe native you dissapointed me I had the lotion and the towels ready :(
7:12 - Warhammer total war - Isabella vid confirmed.
As soon i saw the grenades, i turned down my music by 99%...still i cant hear anything now RIP headphones
god this is beautiful
your Crazy & but funny, another sub for you ^^ & if Floki & Helga Would have had a Son, you Would be it xD
Real hours when’s my Real BAVARIAN HOURS
3:06 КАВАЛЬЕРИЯ
Понятия не имею что я тут забыл, но мне это нравится
I caught that TF2 reference, very good
Speaking of warhammer? have you tried warhammer total war 2?
Как интересно. Щас посмотрим
Very funny 😂😂 i like it
Wow, I didn’t even know you could play as the rebels lol
You can only do it if the rebellion is in your Capital
We open to Russia, Earth's Death Star.
Belugan Caviar, they say it is very creamy
what mods did you use please put them in description every time
Play as the blood magic users, Transylvania :)
Ura!! Privet from Russia!))
Aaaahhhhhh, yes, video about my country, все, как мы и ждали от вас, товарищ!
Real pierogi hours play as Poland
Totally inaccurate. You didn't starve the Ukrainians every time you went to war.
@DANIEL BIN OMAR - "What warcrimes?" ~The Russian Ambassador to the UN before vetoing everything.
Very Good!!!
I was excited for the cherokee nations beacuse I live in tennessee
whats the name of the traditional russian song in the begining ?
What's the song at 4:00?
Can you say 18th century war musics name Mr Koi ?I want to listen to ALL of them :)
I love your voice :-D
"This is not Ukraine, I mean it just belongs to the right people" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well this did not age well
Единственное слово что я понял вначале это "привет"
6:59 Nice TF2 reference
Real egyptian hours
Let's goooooooo
Someone give this guy total war shogun 2
The first time I played this game I rolled with Russia, online they were so fun but people always banned my unicorns :(
Do infantry only as Russia in Hoi4
When you're so early there's 19 likes and 7 views
You should do a communisnt revolution in napoleon total war: great war mod
"if ur a Cherokee nation person and I hyped u up there I'm sorry" lmao
BRUH. Hello from the Cherokee Nation. (Otherwise known as East Oklahoma or, as the US Supreme Court calls it 🙄: the "Muscogee-Creek Reservation")
U got my hopes up lmao but I'm slightly afraid of what an eastern european's impression of a Cherokee Indian is 🤣
Koifish is swedish, sweden is north-western European.
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
That Russian flag looks like Kazakhstan's lul
@Ze4l Fish I think so
Hey Koifish you should play as hungary, i really want to know can you do the same as hungary as russia (conquer half of europa) thanks!XD
What's the mod he's playing with?
What Mod is Koifish using in his Empire Total war?
КАААВААААЛЕЕЕРИИИЯ!!!! (Cavalry)