Real Russia Hours - Empire Total War
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- Опубликовано: 19 окт 2024
- REAL RUSSIA HOURS have begun in Empire Total War!
So join me, Koifish, as I conquer my way through Russia, Poland, Serbia and MORE as the amazing Russian Empire, everyone's favorite nation! BUT REVOLUTION STARTS, and we keep playing as the Russian Republic! Long live the people! Traveling all over the world in search for glory, It's nothing but the finest of hand mortar, Russian soviet conscripts and the power of the POTATO!
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Total War: Empire is one of my all time favorite games! The 1700's setting, the grand scale of the battles, the line battles, the historical accuracy, and yes, even the broken naval warfare!
So join me, as I play Empire Total War with the mod Minor Factions Revenge, that unlocks all minor factions and makes them playable! And yes, even the Ottoman Empire!
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*URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*
WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Russia: RUSSIA! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe, or end up like Mr. Romanov :/
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Part 2/ Soviet Union (Napoleon total war, ww1 mod campaign)
Excuse me. Kolchak's Siberian provisional government is my favorite Russia
*_HUZZAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!_*
@@carouselofagony3276 kolchak’ll neva make it past the urals
Where u from ? 😀
"WHERE WILL THEY LIVE? NOT MY PROBLEM!"
- the entire history of conquering and colonization
The cannons were so effective because they were loaded with garlic.
Garlic butter smeared cannon balls :D
They will decimate the vampire infantry~
Can the cannon balls be used for some garlic bread?
@@timwalsh8404 *_Fool!!_* the night wraiths must die!!
@@Koifish I was thinking using garlic cloves as grapeshot but that works too.
Ah yes, thank you Mr. Koifish. Even cooler than usual.
As part Cherokee Indian I was thoroughly disappointed... :(
*Real native hours inbound*
@@Koifish cani wait :D
As a Russian, this is incredibly accurate to how history actually proceeded.
LETS RESTORE COMMUNISM COMRADE!
Except for the leader having a female surname 😅
Yeah, still remember how my grandpa told me stories about how our ancestors fought vampires, loading their guns with garlic powder and saving entire villages from cock and ball torture...
@@tau_noob7993 100% historical
There is one thing wrong tho. He said that pouridge is not good. No! Kasha is very good!
I'm so happy for such dedication and accurate representation of this historic moment, spasibo Koifish
Gracias :D
10:15 -- "And that's the story of how Warren Zevon faked his death, moved to the northlands, and became a famous RUclips shitposter. The End."
"Daddy, do you have any bedtime stories you didnt make up during a crack binge?"
"No. Goodnight."
Cräck cocain >:D
Koifish quoting Meet the Soldier made my day lol!
Yes Koifish love the empire stuff man. Honestly one of the funniest youtubers out there, keep up the great content man
Thanks my dude! :D
-"Ivan, you can't just execute the tsar!"
-"Revolution go URAAAA, blyat!"
Thanks for the "Apple"
As a Slav, I cannot resist an eager to dance while listening to this song
Tak jest dobzre
Am Russian, can confirm this is basically a documentary.
This is actually very sad, that Koifish has low views but some reatrd with content for 3 years Old has like 5 milion views
Think about it like this unless the topic is popular at the moment you're only gonna get a half or a quarter of views in relation to sub count
You hating on people trying to entertain actual children?
Wow this actually makes Empire look fun.
As someone who's home sits on what was once Cherokee land and has been to one of their reservations, I have to fix this.
It is pronounced Chair-o-key, but said fast.
Underrated comment, their names sound way badass
No no, i think that the swedes know how to say it, cheerioskey is the right prononciation
"you carry a pike, and i'll treat you like a medieval soldier! hah!
Я нихуя не понял, но очень интересно.
Очень захватывающе, товарищ Рыбка. Смотрели с медведем - смеялись всем ГУЛАГом, попивая водочку.
За родину. За путина.
>we own ukraine, it just belongs to the right people
based
Some things never change
Russia: i fear no man, but that thing
*(That one focken caucasian sword infantry)*
It scares me
Койфиш, я чуть не умер от твоего "DoN VoiSkO" Лайк )
АХАХА!!! УРРРАААА!!! Отличный видос. Ни хрена не понял ни слова, но чувствую, что это ржака. Душевно, душевно. Лайк. Пойду медведю своему покажу это.
Yes more empire total war i need more
Imma trigger a revolution too if I ever play this game. Sounds fun. Reminds me of creating a Republic in Shogun 2 lol.
For the faith of the tsar and the fatherland!
As a Kalmyk from Kalmykia I’ll join any shenanigan from comrade Koifish now and forever, URRRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Everyone says isporrow is better but we all know koi fish is
Koifish I like that through the revolution you had Katyusha playing in the background
Очень ждал игры за Россию ,спасибо койфиш ! Привет от русского зрителя
Magnific video bro 👍
*Sniff Sniff* I don't smell pikemen only..
Oh god.. Don't make me do it!
@@Koifish not if I do it first 😉. Make a subscription goal.
Nice touch with katyusha in the background comrade
Awesome video my dude! As always, I enjoy the empire total war content. Might be time to awaken the aztek warriors and conquer America lol
I'm Russian! So it's 100% like!
You are very fluent in Russian, comrade! Next time sing a song! Kalinka-Malinka!
"Do like the Huns and drive away from them :D"...I did it so many times!
Koifish:
Plays the great War mod with greece
Me: is for me? ☺️
Наконец то ,очень ждал когда ты сыграешь за Россию. Приятно видеть ,что в эту игру всё ещё кто то играет и за этим интересно смотреть. Спасибо тебе за твоё творчество :)
OHH MOTHER RUSSIA
UNION OF LANDS
WILL OF THE PEOPLE
STORNG IN COMMAND
Sabaton intensifies*
Yo, the Swedes used the pike until the 1720s. Kettle calling the pot black.
Wonder what caused them to stop
@@aisir3725 Probably the evolution of the socket bayonet to be good enough that every soldier could effectively fulfill both the "shot" and "pike" roles at once.
@@penttikoivuniemi2146 yeah, and they were wrekt in a war by country using those vayonets to extreme
@@aisir3725 Russia? They were also still using pikes at the time.
You should try the empire extended mod... it's new and idk if it has a playable campaign but the battles are fun
Интриган Алексашка Меньшиков и под республиканцев подстроится успел. Вот жук!
if warhammer 3 total war comes out will you start a kislev revolution
You know I’m going to Russian to watch this video aye Koifish
Speaking of warhammer? have you tried warhammer total war 2?
Real cherry hours Cherokee into Europe playthrough
7:41 All around me are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces
Ah Yes the Blue, Red Army is the strongest.
your Crazy & but funny, another sub for you ^^ & if Floki & Helga Would have had a Son, you Would be it xD
Опаньки ,мое уважение
Greetings from Kalmykia)))
As an Ojibwe native you dissapointed me I had the lotion and the towels ready :(
20:50 how unusual it is to hear you pronounce the name of my race and yes i am kalmyk from kalmykia))) And kalmyks dont screams Hooray or Hurrah we use scream Uralan))))
Green drummers are vampire hunters disguised
Я уж думал, не дождусь.
Starting off the day best
Понятия не имею что я тут забыл, но мне это нравится
7:12 - Warhammer total war - Isabella vid confirmed.
Totally inaccurate. You didn't starve the Ukrainians every time you went to war.
@DANIEL BIN OMAR - "What warcrimes?" ~The Russian Ambassador to the UN before vetoing everything.
The legend is fucking back!
5:04 this laugh is funny on the one hand and Scary on the other
The Crimea jokes were on point😂
Real hours when’s my Real BAVARIAN HOURS
Real pierogi hours play as Poland
Your the best Koi Boi
I caught that TF2 reference, very good
When you're so early there's 19 likes and 7 views
Belugan Caviar, they say it is very creamy
That Russian flag looks like Kazakhstan's lul
@Ze4l Fish I think so
We open to Russia, Earth's Death Star.
Wow, I didn’t even know you could play as the rebels lol
You can only do it if the rebellion is in your Capital
Play as the blood magic users, Transylvania :)
Are you playing with some mods?
Единственное слово что я понял вначале это "привет"
what mods did you use please put them in description every time
3:06 КАВАЛЬЕРИЯ
I love you koifish
I was excited for the cherokee nations beacuse I live in tennessee
Как интересно. Щас посмотрим
Someone give this guy total war shogun 2
god this is beautiful
Do infantry only as Russia in Hoi4
Can you say 18th century war musics name Mr Koi ?I want to listen to ALL of them :)
As soon i saw the grenades, i turned down my music by 99%...still i cant hear anything now RIP headphones
Hi koifish, how did you get so good at English???
What Mod is Koifish using in his Empire Total war?
The first time I played this game I rolled with Russia, online they were so fun but people always banned my unicorns :(
6:59 Nice TF2 reference
Real egyptian hours
I love your voice :-D
I will never understand what the hell is going on in your outro.
Real cheese hours and play as the dutch
Ura!! Privet from Russia!))
"if ur a Cherokee nation person and I hyped u up there I'm sorry" lmao
BRUH. Hello from the Cherokee Nation. (Otherwise known as East Oklahoma or, as the US Supreme Court calls it 🙄: the "Muscogee-Creek Reservation")
U got my hopes up lmao but I'm slightly afraid of what an eastern european's impression of a Cherokee Indian is 🤣
Koifish is swedish, sweden is north-western European.
i was going to play squad today
What's the mod he's playing with?
Well in history they were a monarch
what mod are you using? i've never seen drummers in the vanilla version
Minor Factions Revenge, you can see it in the menu at the beginning of the video
Very funny 😂😂 i like it
"This is not Ukraine, I mean it just belongs to the right people" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa well this did not age well
Hey Koifish you should play as hungary, i really want to know can you do the same as hungary as russia (conquer half of europa) thanks!XD
You should do a communisnt revolution in napoleon total war: great war mod