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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @Koifish
    @Koifish  3 года назад +124

    *REAL CHAIR-O-KEY HOURS*
    WE ARE BACK, IN EMPIRE! And today we play as everyone's favorite Tribe: The Cherokee Nation! So make sure to CLICK that like button and subscribe!
    *Czech out the Koifish Merch!* freshmerch.fm/collections/koifish

  • @Alfred_Atheling
    @Alfred_Atheling 3 года назад +475

    Honestly if I were to choose a people to conquer the world with it would be an army of Florida men

    • @JulianO-um5ik
      @JulianO-um5ik 3 года назад +3

      Mod?

    • @zackamor8043
      @zackamor8043 3 года назад +3

      What have you been smoking

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад +3

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

    • @Mozzarella_Cheese_Addict
      @Mozzarella_Cheese_Addict 3 года назад +3

      I mean, they have the Cherokee. Do they have the Seminole?

    • @poley099
      @poley099 3 года назад +2

      @@zackamor8043 nothing, they would be so dumb they would listen to every order you make, no matter how dumb

  • @Br0leg
    @Br0leg 3 года назад +450

    who would win, a clown car or a small house filled with at least 440 chereokees

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 года назад +2

      This gonna be bad.
      Who do you think the clowns were.

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @DargorShepard
    @DargorShepard 3 года назад +360

    Now I get to see my ancestors led by a swedish man. Thank you very much spotted fish.

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад +2

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @nosaczzgrupyetnicznejnaz4089
    @nosaczzgrupyetnicznejnaz4089 3 года назад +381

    Cherokee irl: Attacking from ambushes and basically very defensive
    Cherokee in Total War: Red Army's grandpa

    • @gayanudugampola8973
      @gayanudugampola8973 3 года назад +13

      You know sometimes a good offense makes the best defense.

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 года назад +16

      If smol pox didn't kill 90% it woulda been like that

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

    • @FieldMarshalYT
      @FieldMarshalYT 3 года назад +6

      Red Army didnt just use hordes in WW2, this is a myth.

    • @combatarcher3101
      @combatarcher3101 3 года назад +3

      @@FieldMarshalYT storta, it wasn't doctrine, but more a "we've got nothing better" . Comparative to the tactics employed else where it was "horde warfare" instead of 7 guys droped on a bridge in fance or 10 tanks and 2 hundo men or just 20 tanks. The sovet tactics devolved to mass charges involing hundreds of men, due to being out guned, out planed, out maneuvered and out industried. It was a war the Soviets would have most likely lost on thier own orf if the did win, it would be thier last

  • @kadmelsanxo5736
    @kadmelsanxo5736 3 года назад +225

    "Today is the Día de las Muertos... the día when you muertos"... Koifish, i love you! Lmao

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @GhostCryProductions
    @GhostCryProductions 3 года назад +181

    Reads: Cherokee.
    Koifish: Share-okie.
    Me: Chair-o-key.

    • @danielrobertson2154
      @danielrobertson2154 3 года назад +3

      Meh doesn't matter, the Chairokey probably didn't even call themselves that anyway.

    • @tootpic2259
      @tootpic2259 3 года назад

      Chair not oke

    • @xLionsxxSmithyx
      @xLionsxxSmithyx 3 года назад +2

      cheery-oikay

    • @volpelastname6951
      @volpelastname6951 3 года назад +1

      @@danielrobertson2154 Jalagi; Cherokee is pretty close

    • @YunsAvatar
      @YunsAvatar 3 года назад

      As one of the people who corrected him last time, I am good enough with his attempt.

  • @Lowco5
    @Lowco5 3 года назад +103

    3:53 Spain actually had a space program, just search for Carrero Blanco. He died in the first and only mission.

  • @arkadyromanov7803
    @arkadyromanov7803 3 года назад +74

    "We have taken the worst of places - Florida!" - I laughed.

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @duncan7593
    @duncan7593 3 года назад +39

    Cherokees with the help of Florida men liberation Ireland from the British. Never seen anything more beautiful in my life.

  • @aidanthompson2863
    @aidanthompson2863 3 года назад +80

    “I can only speak Swedish.” He says in perfect English lol

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @fahadalghamdi9316
    @fahadalghamdi9316 3 года назад +29

    "crazy Swedish man leads an army of Cherokee Florida men into world conquest!"
    Truly more horrifying/glorious than any dystopian/Utopian novel could ever hope to reach!

    • @matthewjohnson4583
      @matthewjohnson4583 3 года назад +1

      In Hell on Wheels there is a part where a Swedish man tries to do that. Small but humorous part of the show

    • @whatser4622
      @whatser4622 3 года назад

      The new Fallout DLC sounding wild

  • @robertcurry389
    @robertcurry389 3 года назад +20

    Thank you Mr. Koifish! I am so glad there’s people like you in RUclips who listen to their audience. You’ve made my ancestors proud. Although confused, proud nonetheless.

  • @samwich1445
    @samwich1445 3 года назад +37

    “Mippippissi” -koi fish 2021

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @derpco.69420
    @derpco.69420 3 года назад +4

    Imagine being a Irish framer just minding your own business to see a giant British army March in then get beat by a bigger army owned by a primitive nation that you never heard of

  • @ivintardoni6349
    @ivintardoni6349 3 года назад +18

    Next episode: Chereokee in India and Turkey, cause they'll get their turkeys and fight for the title of india

  • @Xamudan
    @Xamudan 3 года назад +42

    im a 16th Cherokee and a 16th Iroquois , this pleases me greatly...wait, im mostly white...

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

  • @amerrackhunter3913
    @amerrackhunter3913 3 года назад +15

    Imagine being an Irishman and looking out your window to see a massive army of Native Americans marching through your town. That would be a very odd Monday xD

  • @alejandrochalco6893
    @alejandrochalco6893 Год назад +1

    I now we a book about a crazy sweadish mercenary band joining drunk Florida men and Cherokees tribes against the American.

  • @jimmalone4309
    @jimmalone4309 3 года назад +6

    The Cherokee liberating Ireland, yeah fuck it ill take it lol

  • @shanekearney7819
    @shanekearney7819 3 года назад +8

    "Yankee doodle had a feather in his hat and called it pasta"

  • @officialcosmical
    @officialcosmical 3 года назад +6

    Great to see other people still playing this game other than me

  • @tomasalvarado6630
    @tomasalvarado6630 3 года назад +2

    This just made my day 300 times better also koifish speaking spanish 10/10

  • @obnoxiousbrit6875
    @obnoxiousbrit6875 3 года назад +12

    You know it’s good when you hear koifish laugh

    • @obnoxiousbrit6875
      @obnoxiousbrit6875 3 года назад +2

      @Hghhg H nah that’s kinda a boring speedrun idea cause he isn’t a meme. Like maybe an “it’s almost harvesting season” speedrun would be better

  • @netx421
    @netx421 3 года назад +8

    I loved playing as natives in this

  • @hezekiahshedelbower9186
    @hezekiahshedelbower9186 3 года назад +7

    9:39
    "They're taking a defensive position which is useless because we dont shoot"
    A few moments later
    "POINT BLANK THE BASTARDS"

  • @theomorphical
    @theomorphical 3 года назад +4

    Mr.Fish, you are one of the few people who I see in my subscriptions and instantly click on. Thank you for all your hard work, you are an awesome dude 😎

    • @Koifish
      @Koifish  3 года назад +3

      Thanks my dude >:D

  • @yunglacez2955
    @yunglacez2955 3 года назад +21

    god i can just imagine what koifish is going to say.
    *3 minutes before this got launched.*

    • @pon4ik725
      @pon4ik725 3 года назад

      Man dis sounds so dumb

  • @lukeblondell6358
    @lukeblondell6358 3 года назад +2

    Koifish, you seem like an incredibly happy man. That’s it. Thumbs up.

  • @wayawendigo9557
    @wayawendigo9557 2 года назад +1

    As a Cherokee this is historical accurate thank you koifish

  • @YunsAvatar
    @YunsAvatar 3 года назад +12

    Why Koifish is so awesome #42069
    He actually reads comments from losers like me and tries to pronounce it right.
    #42070
    When he still does it wrong, it's in the funniest way.

  • @kunturkusilla1933
    @kunturkusilla1933 3 года назад +12

    He actually Using Star Wars clone comando musica makes it better.

    • @sigmaxxiv
      @sigmaxxiv 3 года назад +5

      the Mandalorian lyrics actually makes it surprisingly fitting :D
      (side note: glad to see i wasn't the only one that noticed)

    • @bigman3837
      @bigman3837 3 года назад

      nizar knocked out looter speedrun When?

    • @comicsans1689
      @comicsans1689 3 года назад +1

      I thought I recognized the Republic Commando music. It fit quite nicely.

  • @FernanOrtega
    @FernanOrtega 3 года назад +1

    "The coolest nation of this side of the Mippippissi river" 1:13
    lol

  • @waluigiwah3264
    @waluigiwah3264 3 года назад +1

    Famed American Statesman, Alexander Hamilton, killed by a cherokee cavalry charge in the defense of Pennsylvania. Classic

  • @f3wbs
    @f3wbs 3 года назад +1

    6:06 my favourite quote of his.

  • @paradoxofmind
    @paradoxofmind 3 года назад +1

    If the 18th century Muskogee family of tribes had the numbers of 16th century Mesoamerica, maybe they would have arrayed similarly to a hybrid Mesoamerican army with cavalry on the battlefield.

  • @Kalidoscope1230
    @Kalidoscope1230 3 года назад +4

    If total war warhammer taught me anything, it’s that bows beat guns.
    What do you mean elves don’t exist?

  • @ajax1475
    @ajax1475 3 года назад +2

    3:25 Rage of the Shadow Warriors nice

  • @merdocpasta4230
    @merdocpasta4230 Год назад

    6:07 Let me quote that: "Hard pounding gentlemen. Let´s see who pounds the longest." -Arthur Wellesly

  • @Warpstoner
    @Warpstoner 3 года назад +3

    Mipipissi river
    - Koifish, 2021

  • @ardurabangarang7397
    @ardurabangarang7397 3 года назад +1

    Holy shoot the comedy is so good.

  • @directrulefromgamerchair3947
    @directrulefromgamerchair3947 3 года назад +2

    Chris Chan would be proud, go fulfil that anchuent prophecy

  • @j.bbailey6275
    @j.bbailey6275 3 года назад

    Brand new and love the content and energy

  • @Duxmamalakis
    @Duxmamalakis 3 года назад +1

    alternative title: watch koifish masacre cherokees

  • @hawkingstar1698
    @hawkingstar1698 3 года назад +1

    I love the smell of florida-man gunpowder in the morning

  • @marveyzing1495
    @marveyzing1495 3 года назад +3

    everyone gangsta till the cherokee start doing reverse colonialism

  • @jamezyyylive292
    @jamezyyylive292 Год назад

    "are we fighting the FUCKING WAR OF THE ROSES !!!" had me dying XD

  • @cielopachirisu929
    @cielopachirisu929 3 года назад +2

    Minor Factions’ Revenge is sooooo unstable it’s not funny.
    Mine crashed right around the time I started building my pan-continental Cherokee empire as well. No idea what caused it it just wouldn’t work :v

  • @miguelzuniga1776
    @miguelzuniga1776 3 года назад +1

    You killed my ancestor in Florida, i shall avenge him in the name of the Zúñiga family

  • @yourlocalbi_lingual
    @yourlocalbi_lingual 3 года назад +1

    I have a mid semester exam but I'll sacrifice 14 minutes to watch this video

  • @Celdaric
    @Celdaric 3 года назад

    Am subscribing, a fellow swede who can shitpost about the lives of men going to war with sticks and strings this gloriously deserves it 100 % :D

  • @trombz2007
    @trombz2007 Год назад

    "yankee doodle had a feather in his cap he called itttt passsttaa" I am dead 💀🤣

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 3 года назад +1

    Koifish: *starts to speak English* I can only speak Swedish
    Me: bruh

  • @jawahrnamen42
    @jawahrnamen42 3 года назад +1

    The sequel is a must

  • @jonatanlj747
    @jonatanlj747 3 года назад +1

    "Lilla gubben- but on crack"
    My insides...

    • @jonatanlj747
      @jonatanlj747 3 года назад

      @Hghhg H Lilla Gubben is the horse from the Swedish children's book Pippi Långstrump, or Pippi Longstocking in English. The horse looks similar to the one Koifish showed in the video, except less crackheady

  • @chesterzimmerman7752
    @chesterzimmerman7752 3 года назад +2

    The native american are a scary force when they get to big and have huge armies

  • @marcksman7896
    @marcksman7896 2 года назад

    Yankee Doodle went to town
    A-riding on a pony,
    Stuck a feather in his cap
    And called it macaroni.

  • @henrykkeszenowicz4664
    @henrykkeszenowicz4664 3 года назад +1

    A Scandinavian leading native Americans to victory. Why do I get some alternate Vinland vibes?

  • @alexhatfield4448
    @alexhatfield4448 3 года назад

    "Miss I sip ee" you're welcome Nord.

  • @kafkajon13
    @kafkajon13 3 года назад

    Your videos are just great.

  • @TheRobRok
    @TheRobRok 3 года назад +2

    3:54 "Spain space program"? In Spain we call it Carrero blanco :v

  • @overipecanine1485
    @overipecanine1485 3 года назад

    There is an immense increase in the usage of Yankee Doodle in the world and it is fucking magnificant.

  • @Darek_B52
    @Darek_B52 3 года назад

    Yes Koifish...take back the land o lakes.

  • @ennil8278
    @ennil8278 3 года назад

    Spain's space program XDD you make my day

  • @Alkron1
    @Alkron1 3 года назад +1

    as a guy from NC we say chair-o-key XD

  • @fdn1697
    @fdn1697 8 месяцев назад

    When the Odin fills in for the Great Spirit:

  • @nock_5
    @nock_5 3 года назад

    I'm a simple man. I hear Sea Shanty, I hit like.
    Well, actually you earned it way before that.

  • @wafflemr431
    @wafflemr431 3 года назад

    This video is full of crack ........
    And I LOVE IT

  • @Tomartyr
    @Tomartyr 3 года назад

    12:22 In my Brit campaign Faithful Bottomley pretty much singlehandedly conquers all of North America and India, very cool.

  • @therealhistorybuff990
    @therealhistorybuff990 2 года назад

    The coolest tribe on this side of the OWIDFHNEWISOIDD river!

  • @klydejaydenalfonso9624
    @klydejaydenalfonso9624 6 месяцев назад

    its always so funny when he does the lalala i keep on thinking he is naitive

  • @themangosteenman5818
    @themangosteenman5818 3 года назад

    The Florida men only routed because flakka hadn't been invented yet

  • @daborinkid7279
    @daborinkid7279 3 года назад +2

    As a native american, this video was in no way offensive and if any native feels offended i will colonize you

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 3 года назад

      So if a native colonizes a colonizer, would they still call it a colony or would they call it payback?

    • @daborinkid7279
      @daborinkid7279 3 года назад +1

      @@timsellers4946 It will be called reparation

    • @timsellers4946
      @timsellers4946 3 года назад

      @@daborinkid7279 sounds about right

  • @Ashathefree8
    @Ashathefree8 3 года назад +1

    I can hear “Indian reservation” by the Raiders already

  • @hahalikethismovie
    @hahalikethismovie 3 года назад

    I do love going to a cheraoke bar to sing

  • @Ghoul_voice_acting
    @Ghoul_voice_acting Год назад

    lets go my tribe in a video!

  • @chocoboreinhardt3926
    @chocoboreinhardt3926 3 года назад

    Nice to see the Swedish chef getting back to work

  • @tryhardyuvarlaki3179
    @tryhardyuvarlaki3179 3 года назад

    im actually so fucking happy that he uploaded an etw video

  • @raptorbrotherhood766
    @raptorbrotherhood766 3 года назад

    I my god I =ve been waiting for this, please do austria next

  • @patonyecla9201
    @patonyecla9201 3 года назад

    Hey! Spanish subscriber here! I have to say you were wrong: our first space program was Carrero Blanco!

  • @johnchief270
    @johnchief270 3 года назад

    One unit is like and entire tribe in some places now

  • @kubotaisnice1895
    @kubotaisnice1895 3 года назад +1

    Real cheese hours play as the Dutch

  • @penttikoivuniemi2146
    @penttikoivuniemi2146 3 года назад +25

    Ok, you have to be doing this pike-thing on purpose just to annoy me personally. Pike blocks like the ones in the game rose to prominence shortly after the war of the roses, that's too much of a pinpoint comment to be ignorance; you know well when the pike was popular and are just trolling.

    • @venator0405
      @venator0405 3 года назад +7

      This entertains me greatly, you being targeted for annoyance like it's a drone strike.

  • @JKHGAMING
    @JKHGAMING 3 года назад

    As a person who is 7% Cherokee I approve

  • @luzmariachoquemoranes5713
    @luzmariachoquemoranes5713 3 года назад +1

    The Ghost in the Trenches

  • @dwarvenmoray
    @dwarvenmoray 3 года назад

    This is a good video for a good day.

  • @muzaffer4045
    @muzaffer4045 3 года назад

    Please keep playing that save

  • @jocabdh1986
    @jocabdh1986 3 года назад

    The best RUclipsr

  • @idioten222
    @idioten222 2 года назад

    jävla bra videos du gör!

  • @wargriffin5
    @wargriffin5 Год назад

    By the end of this campaign, the national anthem was 'Indian Outlaw.' 😉

  • @darthrevan9499
    @darthrevan9499 3 года назад

    Ah old good Koifish

  • @joshmendivil4613
    @joshmendivil4613 3 года назад

    Man I'm in tear and its only 4mins in

  • @gerritt1130
    @gerritt1130 3 года назад

    Koifish is insane

  • @steffent.6477
    @steffent.6477 2 года назад

    Superior numbers can win almost everything ^^

  • @SaintSullys
    @SaintSullys 3 года назад

    Koifish is my favorite native

  • @pakaso777
    @pakaso777 7 месяцев назад

    8:38 All religions are go down? this region is becoming atheist! -Koifish

  • @martenviberg
    @martenviberg 3 года назад

    Lilla gubben på tjack

  • @fasiapulekaufusi6632
    @fasiapulekaufusi6632 3 года назад

    If an empire ever grew from the natives of America, it would be from the Cherokee Nation.

  • @REX-gq6ur
    @REX-gq6ur 3 года назад

    *Real KARAOKE Hours* - Total War

  • @maxgullberg9733
    @maxgullberg9733 3 года назад

    Lilla Gubben on crack! 🤣