Seinfeld - "The pick" + outro

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @JustSomeCanadianGuy
    @JustSomeCanadianGuy 2 года назад +3

    3:57 - My favourite bit of standup by Seinfeld.
    I think of that line all the time about the human body being a car you’d never buy. 🤣

  • @azher191
    @azher191 3 года назад +41

    "Was there any.. nostril penetration?" 😂😂😂 That delivery by Jason is sublime

  • @VladSicoe
    @VladSicoe 7 лет назад +110

    I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!

  • @dfcardenas22
    @dfcardenas22 4 года назад +17

    This is, by far, one of the funniest Seinfeld clips ever, and a true Seinfeld fan can get the scope of Jerry's predicament in this episode LOL!

  • @robertwhitcomb6105
    @robertwhitcomb6105 7 лет назад +135

    I guarantee Moses was a picker. You wonder around the desert for 40 years with dry air...fantastic

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 6 лет назад +14

      wander*

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 4 года назад +4

      @Jonathan Esser if you want to be fair you admit that I am right and that he is wrong, that's what fairness means, not siding with the wrongdoer

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 4 года назад +1

      @Jonathan Esser unbelievable, I swear. Where do you guys sprung out so often and so many of you all the time? Had you had the willingness to do as much good in this world as you have the stubbornness to admit you are wrong.... the world would be a better place indeed.
      Anyway, I'm done replying to you. Only reply to my comments again when you are being right, serious, or both. Otherwise you're just wasting my time...

    • @2024magaman
      @2024magaman 3 года назад

      @@blabla-rg7ky why does being right or wrong matter so much to you? No agree to disagree or any kind of compromise. Bet $100 vs a donut you’re a Biden voter?

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 3 года назад

      @@2024magaman the doughnut is the winner cause I'm NOT american, therefore I'm not a biden voter, nor do I give a shit who rules your country. I am Romanian (if you've ever heard of that country...), amd I LOVE being always right. So, for me it matters

  • @LiiTTLExxT102
    @LiiTTLExxT102 11 лет назад +83

    "If we pick do we not bleed" lmfaooooooooooo

    • @MichaelBarrett1984
      @MichaelBarrett1984 4 года назад +3

      Billy Shakespeare

    • @tobaliciousholland12
      @tobaliciousholland12 4 года назад +3

      @@MichaelBarrett1984 Merchant of Venice
      Seinfeld was great with its allusions and homages to classic plays, movies and literature
      Such a well written show

  • @cerzule
    @cerzule 14 лет назад +9

    "I guarantee you Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for 40 years with that dry air ... you're telling me you're not going to have occasion to clean house a little?" -- lines like this are what sold me on the show years ago! Almost in tears laughing, after dozens of watches

  • @LeoWhalen1933
    @LeoWhalen1933 3 года назад +15

    The best part about jerry is that I dont even think he does all this because he was desperate or because she was a model. I really think it is just because she was wrong.

  • @MrSamc94
    @MrSamc94 12 лет назад +20

    3:17 BEST PART!!! "I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!"

  • @KaminKamel
    @KaminKamel 13 лет назад +10

    Holy shit I totally forgot about the Shakespeare reference in this episode! It's great to see it again.

  • @MichaelBarrett1984
    @MichaelBarrett1984 4 года назад +7

    “Nostril penetration” - totally Larry David

  • @29058076
    @29058076 7 лет назад +19

    I'm not an animal! !!!!!!!
    The best moment. ....lol.

  • @brettvice8047
    @brettvice8047 10 лет назад +9

    Great stuff. Good compilation.

  • @ac-np8yj
    @ac-np8yj 4 года назад +4

    first time i laughed out loud from a seinfeld joke at the end

  • @ecjraj
    @ecjraj 7 лет назад +37

    There may have been some incidental penetration but from my angle I was in no position to make the call.

    • @wwitdtstl3169
      @wwitdtstl3169 5 лет назад +2

      didnt he say from her angle and not from my angle?

    • @LeoWhalen1933
      @LeoWhalen1933 3 года назад +1

      RJ Bama is talking about himself I'm pretty sure.

  • @leonidjoseph5483
    @leonidjoseph5483 5 лет назад +3

    This is why I never touch my nose ever. Now I breath through my mouth.

  • @MainEventMafia4Life
    @MainEventMafia4Life 4 года назад +1

    It was kind of cool at the elevator how Jerry altered the creed lines from the movie "Island of Lost Souls". A great old Horror movie from back in the 30's.

  • @kei4904
    @kei4904 5 лет назад +2

    I was picking while watching this. Gotta keep the house clean.

  • @stevenl2303
    @stevenl2303 8 лет назад +27

    I was clearly on the outer edge of the nostril!

  • @tony.mac.millions9295
    @tony.mac.millions9295 4 года назад +1

    Jerry's style in 2020 is superb!

  • @siimens73
    @siimens73 12 лет назад +10

    George managed to break up with Susan by picking his nose,
    later it was not so easy any more

  • @lordalessan
    @lordalessan 15 лет назад +9

    Are we not human?
    If we pick do we not bleed?
    I AM NOT AN ANIMAL.
    I thought at some point he said, "Did the commandment ever say 'Thou shall not not pick?' ", my mistake I guess.

  • @Stoneman180190
    @Stoneman180190 9 лет назад +31

    Did God say to Moses 'THOU SHALT NOT PICK'

    • @sagarsaxena6318
      @sagarsaxena6318 7 лет назад +8

      I bet you Moses was a picker.

    • @VDAM1984
      @VDAM1984 3 года назад

      He could have, we'd never know for sure

  • @pacemaker2point0
    @pacemaker2point0 12 лет назад +6

    Yeah, that's from The Elephant Man.

  • @werewolfpixies123
    @werewolfpixies123 12 лет назад +9

    IT WAS A SCRATCH, NOT A PICK!!!

  • @pratikh
    @pratikh 11 лет назад +33

    Screw that. If some chick is going to dump me simply because she saw me picking my nose, I can only imagine what other weird issues she might have.

    • @wuliwei6939
      @wuliwei6939 7 лет назад +11

      Well Jerry, George, and Elaine are pretty superficial themselves

    • @jayboy8080
      @jayboy8080 7 лет назад +16

      your right, The way she acts is as if he tried to rob an old lady of her marble rye

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 6 лет назад +4

      pratikh.... agreed. Also, even though it's just a movie, I still got pissed at the woman's reaction "I know what I saw".... because she didn't see shit. He was scratching, not picking but she definitely KNEW what she saw because women know everything, don't they? God, I get so triggered by the feminine arrogance that you have no idea!

    • @blabla-rg7ky
      @blabla-rg7ky 4 года назад

      @Beep Bop same shit, but if it makes you feel better then yes, tv series. Dork!

    • @teekay698
      @teekay698 4 года назад +3

      @@blabla-rg7ky misogynist spotted 🤣

  • @sandhun1
    @sandhun1 3 года назад +1

    2:05 elaine taking postcard away from george

  • @inutero10
    @inutero10 3 года назад +1

    I like his style. He has a kind of casual elegance.
    Yeah but he picks his nose..
    Never the less..

  • @UniteForgetLeftRight
    @UniteForgetLeftRight 11 лет назад +12

    I'm up to my wrist lols

  • @ArtimusDragon
    @ArtimusDragon 12 лет назад +6

    Whenever I habe an itch around my nose I aaaalways think jerry lol.

  • @julianj9830
    @julianj9830 Год назад +1

    0:38 I need a friend like that

  • @douglasmount188
    @douglasmount188 Год назад

    I was up to my wrist!!! HAHAHA

  • @Jaso700
    @Jaso700 13 лет назад +4

    haha George: Was there any nostril penetration? LOL!!!

  • @greygirl1990
    @greygirl1990 13 лет назад +2

    I am indeed afraid of spiders... hahaha

  • @MyMagicalHorizon
    @MyMagicalHorizon 3 года назад

    I can rip the hair out of the roots on any sensitive part of my body but there is NO WAY I will ever tolerate a spider close to me!!!

    • @MyMagicalHorizon
      @MyMagicalHorizon 3 года назад

      And believe me I did a few full Brazilian bikini waxing in my life. It hurts like a mother ******, but I will choose it every time.

  • @29058076
    @29058076 7 лет назад

    I am not an animal. .... the best speech. . lolololol

  • @benw3612
    @benw3612 12 лет назад

    I had to use the same clip too. But instead, it was about me wearing shorts in the Winter.

  • @APrematureBaby
    @APrematureBaby 14 лет назад

    LOL i just finished watching this episode no joke! :O
    OH EM GEEEEE

  • @bsouz21
    @bsouz21 12 лет назад +1

    i picked my nose throw this clip.. haha

  • @EvanG529
    @EvanG529 3 года назад

    "Up to my wrist" ahahahaa

    • @VDAM1984
      @VDAM1984 2 года назад

      George should have done the pick instead of the menage a trois since he knew that worked already

  • @MrDruism
    @MrDruism 7 лет назад +5

    I was caught in a pick at an intersection by a whole family. They were laughing their ass off. I felt no embarrassment, in fact I turned toward them so they could get a better look! The look on their faces was priceless.

  • @ryandickerson9699
    @ryandickerson9699 7 лет назад +1

    She comes out of the bathroom, I'm in up to my wrist. Depending on context, might reconsider the breaking up.

  • @vinible723
    @vinible723 13 лет назад

    To the guys who said they got "Rick Rolled By Yahoo", you are missing the point of why you were directed to this video. The woman misinterpreted Jerry's nose scratch as him picking his nose. Gardenhire scratched his chin, only for it to be misinterpreted as a steal sign. I admit, the actual scratch would've been better.

  • @YouTubeJunkieForTruth
    @YouTubeJunkieForTruth 13 лет назад

    Yahoo definetly just rick rolled us LOL

  • @Jennersville
    @Jennersville 10 лет назад +2

    Still very funny

  • @myers210
    @myers210 3 года назад

    `there may of been some incidental penetration’ ☝🏻

  • @CarrieBradshawSATC
    @CarrieBradshawSATC 4 года назад +1

    If you were going out with someone and she did that, would you continue going out with her? No, that's disgusting!!! Lol.

  • @goodgirlsguide
    @goodgirlsguide 15 лет назад

    3:53 poor Jerry, he's heartbroken, then George tacklessly uses his mistaken behaviour to gleefully get out of a situation!
    I wonder if he said "hey, she did it to you not me" Friends - who'd have 'em?

  • @lloplop
    @lloplop 14 лет назад

    the standup part or the "if we pick do we not bleed...I am not an animal" part?

  • @Xcoming2
    @Xcoming2 7 лет назад +1

    so what if he picked his nose....

  • @benw3612
    @benw3612 12 лет назад +1

    I TOO, AM NOT AN ANIMAL!!!!!

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 4 года назад

    Giannis Antetokounmpo: That's a good pick.

  • @RyanDuncan5
    @RyanDuncan5 14 лет назад

    If we pick, do we not bleed?

  • @NELOPES7
    @NELOPES7 6 лет назад

    I can relate to Jerry . No girl can ever get to him ;)

  • @siimens73
    @siimens73 12 лет назад

    @stalingrad66
    that's maybe because it's not a natural reaction,
    "I'm not an animal" is a quote from The Elephant Man (1980) and "If we pick, do we not bleed?" is from Shakespeare, Merchant of Venice as smb already pointed out

  • @xAphenx
    @xAphenx 13 лет назад

    why can we not thumbs up all of these yahoo related comments...

  • @piehound
    @piehound 3 года назад

    " Rip the hair (on their legs) out by the roots . . . and still be afraid of a spider. " Yeah Jerry talk about logical contradictions. Seems there's one more piece of evidence *SOME* gender roles are taught rather than biologically hard wired.

  • @nunopumpkin
    @nunopumpkin 5 лет назад

    george should have picked to ditch susan

  • @faizahhussain8532
    @faizahhussain8532 5 лет назад

    I am not an animals

  • @alexdawson868
    @alexdawson868 5 лет назад

    I pick my nose....

  • @czl29
    @czl29 6 лет назад +1

    Was there any nostril penetration...

  • @Roush2fast
    @Roush2fast 13 лет назад

    Rolled.....................

  • @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld
    @BeautifulSpirit-kf5ld 4 года назад +2

    This is such BS. An agency does not give out the model's location to a stranger on phone.

  • @TheMaplestoryGuide
    @TheMaplestoryGuide 13 лет назад

    uhhhh wheres my sports clip

  • @timbo421tb
    @timbo421tb 13 лет назад

    is there an actual video of the scratch?

  • @TCM215
    @TCM215 12 лет назад

    lets go

  • @notfromearthapp
    @notfromearthapp 5 лет назад

    Why do humans pick their noses?

    • @bossfan49
      @bossfan49 4 года назад

      If you were human you would know.

  • @sarahi010
    @sarahi010 13 лет назад

    Thumbs up if YAHOO! News brought you here!! :))

  • @signorabartollini3841
    @signorabartollini3841 3 года назад

    She pick too don t worey

  • @lindailer8492
    @lindailer8492 6 лет назад

    Ha ha

  • @wuliwei6939
    @wuliwei6939 7 лет назад +1

    My ex broke up with me because I picked my ear

    • @daborshy4089
      @daborshy4089 6 лет назад

      My ex broke up with me because I picked my ass

    • @Renwoxing13
      @Renwoxing13 5 лет назад

      Should have been born Japanese instead of Chinese, because then as your girlfriend she would clean your eara for you.(according to anime anyway LOL)!!!

    • @joshua50101
      @joshua50101 4 года назад

      You didn't only pick your ear but also you might have smelled it, which makes you really disgusting. How could you be so nasty?

  • @joshua50101
    @joshua50101 4 года назад +1

    2:53 that must have been the lamest acting ever!!! Jerry has no acting skill or whatsoever. He can't do it to save his life, thanks to the actors he surrounded with, they could make it up for his crappy scenes.

  • @runnernikolai
    @runnernikolai 13 лет назад

    wow.. i hate yahoo... all the worthless crap they spread...

  • @tobaliciousholland12
    @tobaliciousholland12 4 года назад

    He hath disgraced me, and hindered me half a million, laughed at my losses, mocked at my gains, scorned my nation, thwarted my bargains, cooled my friends, heated mine enemies; and what's his reason? I am a Jew.
    Hath not a Jew eyes? Hath not a Jew hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? Fed with the same food, hurt with the same weapons, subject to the same means, warmed and cooled by the same winter and summer, as a Christian is? If you prick us, do we not bleed? If you tickle us, do we not laugh? If you poison us, do we not die? And if you wrong us, shall we not revenge?
    If we are like you in the rest, we will resemble you in that. If a Jew wrong a Christian, what is his humility? Revenge. If a Christian wrong a Jew, what should his sufferance be by Christian example? Why, revenge. The villainy you teach me I will execute, and it shall go hard but I will better the instruction.

  • @stalingrad66
    @stalingrad66 14 лет назад

    3:17
    bad acting

  • @side1981
    @side1981 11 лет назад +1

    Why do people say this is funny.

    • @alansmithy7930
      @alansmithy7930 7 лет назад +23

      I'm sorry you have no sense of humour.

    • @wuliwei6939
      @wuliwei6939 7 лет назад +8

      Then why are you here?

    • @nightowl7459
      @nightowl7459 5 лет назад

      @@wuliwei6939 Now them sort are really funny.

    • @steveheitz
      @steveheitz 3 года назад

      Because it is

    • @side1981
      @side1981 3 года назад

      What ever boomer.

  • @RojoCube
    @RojoCube 13 лет назад

    worst show ever made. second is everybody loves raymond and third is men of a certain age. i am shocked the latter is still on air

    • @afonsodeportugal
      @afonsodeportugal 5 лет назад +2

      Friends lover?

    • @renaissancelight4971
      @renaissancelight4971 5 лет назад

      This episode was stupid was stupid and pointless, but it's still a good show

    • @utesichiban4009
      @utesichiban4009 2 года назад

      You must be fun at parties. Try growing a sense of humor.