I love this dude's life lesson of Jack and Jill. My dad used to tell me only a fool has to learn everything the hard way. And to save yourself a lot of trouble learning from other people's mistakes I SOMETIMES applied this! Hopefully moreso these days
I like this dude. Love his facial expressions and his blue eyes make him look just a tad on the creepy side when he makes some of those faces. Funny creepy not slasher creepy. LOL
I would definitely pay to watch this guys special .. I would love to see his gig with a few friends too if he does a show in San Antonio or Austin.. All around great material
Lol. I never caught the lesson in Jack and Jill. I just always mindlessly said it without ever thinking about what it was saying. I feel so enlightened.
Reminds me of the 2nd time I called the hairdresser and asked how to get A&D Ointment out of a 2 year old's hair (after vaseline), and they said, "We suggest putting the items out of reach." 😂 They thought I didn't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He’s very funny. Actually so far all of them have been pretty funny. I just discovered this channel and love it so much. I love that they all don’t swear and talk raunchy. I’m no prude. I just find relying saying things you wouldn’t normally say because it’s rude (the swears) and shock value (the raunchy bit) is redundant. And basically so money comedian entire routine. Not a lot of thought is needed to be the swearing and raunchy comedians. Anyone can write their scripts. But the comedians on this channel have to come up with material that is actually funny in itself because they aren’t relying on the common tools of comedy. It’s like a movie with a great plot where there is no need for or relies on special effects. It’s just nice to see comedian with lots of substance.
Don't feel bad, I've gone around that same fireball almost 46 times and this is the first I heard of the lesson be behind Jack and Jill. I never even knew there was supposed to be a lesson, I always thought it was just a silly rhyme! We learn something new everyday. 😄
Chickenkicker 4: It can also be, "don't go after a lost cause." Or, "you shouldn't sacrifice yourself for a dead man." Or, "technology is a good thing." Or, "don't put yourself into a dangerous situation." Or, "don't do something just because someone else did it." Or, "falling is bad, mmkay."
@@confusedwhale well I always thought that they both just happened to fall unexpectedly. It never occurred to me that it might have been voluntary on her part, or at least preventable. I always figured, "steep hill?"
Lavenderrose73; That's the great thing with interpretation, there's a lot of ways people can look at something. If you really wanted, you could totally *_Princess Bride_* "Jack and Jill". Now, other options could be: "Don't be too fixed on an outcome." "Learn to let go when the time is right." "Don't get involved in someone else's self-destruction." "Don't rush into a situation." Aka "think before you leap." "Watch where you step." "Don't take on more than you can carry." Aka "Know your skill level."
you know I played Monopoly a lot as a kid and I even had the game version that was electronic and I still don't understand how that game actually ended.
This is all so accurate. All of it. I played Back to the Future Monopoly with my friend and her 5-year-old daughter. It was hell for the girl lol. I was the thimble, that was the best part, and I won lol. The moral is, kids don't learn until they're 80... 🙄
But, you can be the same height in inches but a different height in centimeters... Kids aren't that great in fractions... And adults aren't great in the metric system.
D'Asia Funches: For every inch, there are a little over 2.5 cm. So, if you are 5'10", you can be either 177.8, 178, 179, or 180 in centimeters. Just like I said above, adults don't really understand the metric system.
@@confusedwhale I'm a nurse that frequently does heights on children up to teens. I've never measured children that the cm vs height was different. Even if they were a smidge off in height. What you are saying does quite make sense.
Technically speaking...70 inches in Height, if you don't use decimal places, could be anywhere from 177 to 180cm tall. So if someone is 178 and someone else is 179cm tall, they are both 70 inches tall...so he's gonna graduate, you probably haven't :)
@@ReasonAboveEverything It's better for scientific precision, certainly. For use in everyday life however, imperial units are superior, as they are much more easily understood and envisioned.
@@ReasonAboveEverything I would say metric would take a lot more getting used to for everyday life, and imperial units are just more useful. For instance, in Fahrenheit, 0 is really cold, 100 is really hot. In Celsius, 0 degrees is pretty cold, really hot is what, 37 degrees? For measures of distance, how long is a foot? Well, it's roughly the length of a man's foot, so it can be easily estimated without any measuring tools. Now how long is a meter? Well...
poundng1 0 in Celsius is the point where water freeze and and 100 is where it boils. 37 Celsius is body temperature for most of us. I knew a woman who had temperature of 35... I see where you come from but for example one feet doesn't really equal the length of every man's feet so its rather useless to use it anyways. Hence each man will learn to add little bit or take of little bit and then calculate the accurate distance. Similarly person will learn the metric dimension of their body and will learn to eyeball distances. If i am to measure a distance with my foot steps i just count them and multiple them with 28 cm which in my case would be conveniently almost precise 11 inches. I get more precise measurement than someone with 0.87 long feet. One meter from ground is where average western man has hip. Door is about 2m tall. My palm is about 9.5 cm wide not 3.7 something inches. It's good to have both but I personally find metrics better.
Oh my gosh! YES! Monopoly!! I’ve never played it to the end. Someone always got mad and flipped the board!! To this day we’ve made it a rule in my family to only play till the cards are gone in order to prevent anyone from going nutso!
Once... Just once... But it wasn't me, it was a friend of a friend, their great nephew's wife, her step brother. He won. I just stole the little metal game tokens and played with them.
Since 1 inch equals 2.54 centimetres you actually CAN be the same size in inches but different in cm. Just saying, before you carry on calling your own kid stupid.
Chitty Chatty was about to point that out like maybe they’re bother 50inch but one is 50inch 1cm and the other 50inch and 1.5cm And that’s just example I know no 5years hold gonna be a whole 50inch
I have two nephews... 8 and 3... i HAAAAAAAAAAAATE playing any kind of game with them. Board games are the worse... the 8 year old cheats... i refuse to play with him at games cuz he bends rules to win... -_-... I’m 26... but seriously it makes me so mad
I went to college and there was a guy named Chris in my Media Class. He would show up for a few days and disappear for a few. Chris was on crank. This guy reminds me of Chris. I wouldn't pay money to listen to either one of them.
I agree I hate being around other parents who dont know how to control their kids. Funny part about taking my 2 year old out shes also looking at the kids and parents like they are crazy. XD
Some kids can actually be pretty slow when they’re young and get radically smarter later. Development isn’t always perfectly linear. I mean I know they’re just jokes but it is a common conception that there is this standard linear progress and if this is deviated from it has some negative connotation and I don’t think that’s totally accurate. I mean there are probably situations where it is accurate but it isn’t by default accurate. Some kids can learn to read very early but grow up and aren’t that much smarter than other kids, other kids can take a much longer time in whatever area but end up at a much higher level. So I guess it’s basically like saying speed of development doesn’t necessarily indicate scope or range of development. Or maybe that speed of development doesn’t necessarily indicate range of capacity. Some phrase like that. (Then I guess you could add many other variables which imply that being bad at school isn’t necessarily synonymous with being less intelligent. You can not like some aspect of the school, or a dozen other things that could be contributing to lower grades. Some creative and smart people don’t like the structure of school or just think differently, the school is underfunded and understaffed and set up mostly to meet the need of the average student.)
Well the measurement thing makes sense, that age they're not doing fractions. So they could both be 43 inches but one is 110cm and the other is 111cm. Simples.
46 years old and I never got the jack and jill story. The message in the story is so vague that I just couldn't see it. The moral of the story could have been neither one of them were wearing the proper shoes for hill climbing. That's why they invented hiking boots.
Is it just me or is he copying the joke from louis ck? When he says "I just hold his head underwater" and he also goes on to say monopoly. I know the monopoly bit was a little different, but i could've sworn he did the underwater joke EXACTLY like C.K.
“So I’m holding him under water”!
I know 😂😂😂 I'm laughing and at the same time like oh no that's awful yet still laughin'. So silly
Keesha Brown I ‘ve met that 4 year old. He deserved it!!🤣🤣😂
I know lmao
I love this dude's life lesson of Jack and Jill. My dad used to tell me only a fool has to learn everything the hard way. And to save yourself a lot of trouble learning from other people's mistakes
I SOMETIMES applied this! Hopefully moreso these days
Well by your Dad's standards I am a fool. Actually probably by the worlds standards I'm a fool too.
My dad used to say... Your pretty smart if you can learn from your mistakes... But your wise if you can learn from someone else mistakes...
I like this dude. Love his facial expressions and his blue eyes make him look just a tad on the creepy side when he makes some of those faces. Funny creepy not slasher creepy. LOL
pam daniel every few weeks I come back to his “I can get whiter” clip.
Levels of creepiness.
creepy is creepy
I would definitely pay to watch this guys special ..
I would love to see his gig with a few friends too if he does a show in San Antonio or Austin..
All around great material
"Shut up. Now everyone knows we're southern."
😂
The crowd didn't crack up enough to this 😂😂😂😂😂
Unaswi Mothuti Went over a lot of heads it sounded like.
I so love his facial expressions that goes with his comedy.
He's one of my favorite Dry Bar comedians. He just says what we all think!
Laughed so hard. "Shut up now everyone knows we're southern." "Sooo I'm holding him under water."
Really funny stuff. Relatable, as well as confident on stage!
You sir are absolutely hilarious. I wish i could find more of your work or hope you come to Canada at some point in your career!
“And that’s when I got kicked out of the library” 😜
Our favorite comedian, wish he had more!!! Very funny. The best I have seen in a loooong time. More More More!!!
Lol. I never caught the lesson in Jack and Jill. I just always mindlessly said it without ever thinking about what it was saying. I feel so enlightened.
The monkeys on the bed part killed me...ha ha ha SO funny !!!
Reminds me of the 2nd time I called the hairdresser and asked how to get A&D Ointment out of a 2 year old's hair (after vaseline), and they said, "We suggest putting the items out of reach." 😂 They thought I didn't. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Have you MET my kid? The other day I found my toddler walking on the ceiling."
When he spoke about Monopoly...Even the iron is laughing at me saying "we're gonna lose!" All because I'm a darn thimble! I'll sew my way to victory..
I've got a new favorite!
I FELT this in my SOUL!
Okay, I think this is my favorite comedian on Dry Bar!
If Channing Tatum and Putin had a baby, he'd look like him.
Hot
😄😄😄:::hiccup:::😄😄😄
I never knew that's what jack and jill was about😭
He’s very funny. Actually so far all of them have been pretty funny. I just discovered this channel and love it so much. I love that they all don’t swear and talk raunchy. I’m no prude. I just find relying saying things you wouldn’t normally say because it’s rude (the swears) and shock value (the raunchy bit) is redundant. And basically so money comedian entire routine. Not a lot of thought is needed to be the swearing and raunchy comedians. Anyone can write their scripts. But the comedians on this channel have to come up with material that is actually funny in itself because they aren’t relying on the common tools of comedy. It’s like a movie with a great plot where there is no need for or relies on special effects. It’s just nice to see comedian with lots of substance.
Mike you are awesome man!
"Hon, we're getting a boat."
I saw him at the Comic Stip Live in NYC on Friday. Funny guy.
This guy is hilarious.
I’ve gone around the giant fire ball in the sky 18 times and I just learned the point to jack and Jill
Don't feel bad, I've gone around that same fireball almost 46 times and this is the first I heard of the lesson be behind Jack and Jill. I never even knew there was supposed to be a lesson, I always thought it was just a silly rhyme!
We learn something new everyday. 😄
I've done it 48 times & just learned it lol
Chickenkicker 4:
It can also be, "don't go after a lost cause."
Or, "you shouldn't sacrifice yourself for a dead man."
Or, "technology is a good thing."
Or, "don't put yourself into a dangerous situation."
Or, "don't do something just because someone else did it."
Or, "falling is bad, mmkay."
@@confusedwhale well I always thought that they both just happened to fall unexpectedly. It never occurred to me that it might have been voluntary on her part, or at least preventable. I always figured, "steep hill?"
Lavenderrose73;
That's the great thing with interpretation, there's a lot of ways people can look at something.
If you really wanted, you could totally *_Princess Bride_* "Jack and Jill".
Now, other options could be:
"Don't be too fixed on an outcome."
"Learn to let go when the time is right."
"Don't get involved in someone else's self-destruction."
"Don't rush into a situation."
Aka "think before you leap."
"Watch where you step."
"Don't take on more than you can carry."
Aka "Know your skill level."
you know I played Monopoly a lot as a kid and I even had the game version that was electronic and I still don't understand how that game actually ended.
all but one person has to go totally bankrupt, and the last guy standing wins 😄
@@authenticrosedoodles9268 that sounds perfectly logical but I don't believe you Monopoly is a lie
@@Mowuniverse reasonable choice 😂😂
Update I played it last week for 3 hours we quite after the first person ran out of money
😂
I thought I was the only one that read to children that way.
This is all so accurate. All of it. I played Back to the Future Monopoly with my friend and her 5-year-old daughter. It was hell for the girl lol. I was the thimble, that was the best part, and I won lol. The moral is, kids don't learn until they're 80... 🙄
Totally BRILLIANT!!!!!
Why in the world did I just find this channel? I'm dying, too funny!
"You can go sit with Juliette."
Lmfao I feel this guy completely 😂😂😂😂
But, you can be the same height in inches but a different height in centimeters...
Kids aren't that great in fractions...
And adults aren't great in the metric system.
How?
Yup they are definitely from the south 😂
D'Asia Funches:
For every inch, there are a little over 2.5 cm.
So, if you are 5'10", you can be either 177.8, 178, 179, or 180 in centimeters.
Just like I said above, adults don't really understand the metric system.
I wonder if the son will look back on his father's stand up routines in the future, and correct him on this.
@@confusedwhale I'm a nurse that frequently does heights on children up to teens. I've never measured children that the cm vs height was different. Even if they were a smidge off in height. What you are saying does quite make sense.
I share his sentiment regarding "normal wholesome parenting activities".
This dude has really blue eyes, wow
I was wondering if anyone would comment on that. They're beautiful!
Same color as mine.
@@oliviadriver1362 why do you have to make everything about you?
Holy crap this is great!
So goooooood!
He's so funny and clever. He looks like a male version of the before facelift Renee Zellwelleger when he does some expressions.
My son's gonna grow up and be nice 😂
"Heeyyy, hiii, I'm getting a boat!" LOLOLOL
Funny as hell!
"The Dr said, you have some really stupid kids." Hahahahahaha 😂
This guy is hilarious
Technically speaking...70 inches in Height, if you don't use decimal places, could be anywhere from 177 to 180cm tall. So if someone is 178 and someone else is 179cm tall, they are both 70 inches tall...so he's gonna graduate, you probably haven't :)
Alex Iordache metric system is so much better
@@ReasonAboveEverything It's better for scientific precision, certainly. For use in everyday life however, imperial units are superior, as they are much more easily understood and envisioned.
poundng1 That is if you are used to them. Metric world uses their measurements just as casually.
@@ReasonAboveEverything I would say metric would take a lot more getting used to for everyday life, and imperial units are just more useful. For instance, in Fahrenheit, 0 is really cold, 100 is really hot. In Celsius, 0 degrees is pretty cold, really hot is what, 37 degrees? For measures of distance, how long is a foot? Well, it's roughly the length of a man's foot, so it can be easily estimated without any measuring tools. Now how long is a meter? Well...
poundng1 0 in Celsius is the point where water freeze and and 100 is where it boils. 37 Celsius is body temperature for most of us. I knew a woman who had temperature of 35... I see where you come from but for example one feet doesn't really equal the length of every man's feet so its rather useless to use it anyways. Hence each man will learn to add little bit or take of little bit and then calculate the accurate distance. Similarly person will learn the metric dimension of their body and will learn to eyeball distances. If i am to measure a distance with my foot steps i just count them and multiple them with 28 cm which in my case would be conveniently almost precise 11 inches. I get more precise measurement than someone with 0.87 long feet. One meter from ground is where average western man has hip. Door is about 2m tall. My palm is about 9.5 cm wide not 3.7 something inches. It's good to have both but I personally find metrics better.
Oh my gosh! YES! Monopoly!! I’ve never played it to the end. Someone always got mad and flipped the board!! To this day we’ve made it a rule in my family to only play till the cards are gone in order to prevent anyone from going nutso!
You are HILARIOUS!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Has anyone EVER finished a game of Monopoly?
Once... Just once... But it wasn't me, it was a friend of a friend, their great nephew's wife, her step brother. He won. I just stole the little metal game tokens and played with them.
His son might be right when he said his classmate is taller than him in centimeters. Not a lot though, maybe just a centimeter or 2.
Go away.
Absolutely. 2.54 centimeters in an inch. His son might be smarter than him after all.
Exactly
If they are the same height, they are the same height I don't care how they are measured; inches, cm, hands, blocks, number of crayons.... lol.
Since 1 inch equals 2.54 centimetres you actually CAN be the same size in inches but different in cm. Just saying, before you carry on calling your own kid stupid.
If only he'd spent more time at the public library, then he might be a little more well-informed. :)
Are you and Emily being serious right now? No, don't even answer it because you might say that you are.
@@DimpledRae Well whether they're being serious or not, at least they aren't condescending others.
It's funny because he's the goodnaturedly stupid one imo 🤣🤣
Chitty Chatty was about to point that out like maybe they’re bother 50inch but one is 50inch 1cm and the other 50inch and 1.5cm
And that’s just example I know no 5years hold gonna be a whole 50inch
Hilarious comedian!!
I have two nephews... 8 and 3... i HAAAAAAAAAAAATE playing any kind of game with them. Board games are the worse... the 8 year old cheats... i refuse to play with him at games cuz he bends rules to win... -_-... I’m 26... but seriously it makes me so mad
if you can't outsmart an 8 year old then you need to give up on life.
so im holdin him under the water!!!!!! XD
Funny stuff..
I went to college and there was a guy named Chris in my Media Class. He would show up for a few days and disappear for a few. Chris was on crank. This guy reminds me of Chris. I wouldn't pay money to listen to either one of them.
Oh my soul, I kinda hate it that this guy's so funny! He's such a jerk, but he has me truly LOL!
This guy talks like lutenit dan
Omg I cant unhear the similarity
Lieutenant fyi
You mean he talks like Forrest Gump. Lt. Dan talks like everybody else.
I lost a game of monopoly to a 12 yr old
I agree I hate being around other parents who dont know how to control their kids. Funny part about taking my 2 year old out shes also looking at the kids and parents like they are crazy. XD
Some kids can actually be pretty slow when they’re young and get radically smarter later. Development isn’t always perfectly linear. I mean I know they’re just jokes but it is a common conception that there is this standard linear progress and if this is deviated from it has some negative connotation and I don’t think that’s totally accurate. I mean there are probably situations where it is accurate but it isn’t by default accurate. Some kids can learn to read very early but grow up and aren’t that much smarter than other kids, other kids can take a much longer time in whatever area but end up at a much higher level. So I guess it’s basically like saying speed of development doesn’t necessarily indicate scope or range of development. Or maybe that speed of development doesn’t necessarily indicate range of capacity. Some phrase like that. (Then I guess you could add many other variables which imply that being bad at school isn’t necessarily synonymous with being less intelligent. You can not like some aspect of the school, or a dozen other things that could be contributing to lower grades. Some creative and smart people don’t like the structure of school or just think differently, the school is underfunded and understaffed and set up mostly to meet the need of the average student.)
Lowkey this guy has the beautiful eye colour
“Go sit with Juliet!”
You can be the same height in inches and different in cm. With 1 inch being 2.54 cm inches are often rounded up numbers and not as accurate as cm.
Well if we're going to be technical about it, the centimeter is more precise than the inch, but it is no more accurate.
Now everyone knows we're Southern rofl
I guess they're southern 😂
I think Anthony knows what he's talking about. I like to believe so.
I'm the oldest of six
"And that's when we got kicked out of the library. Lesson learned"
Well the measurement thing makes sense, that age they're not doing fractions. So they could both be 43 inches but one is 110cm and the other is 111cm. Simples.
Yep, My son dropped out of highschool. I bought a house.
I have five kids ...one is named Cayden!
It's so strange, while i was watching i felt he was very similar to Robin Williams way of performing
It just struck me that this guy sounds a whole lot like Jeremy Renner
I love Cadean
You are hilarious!! I'd love to be your wife!!
Hey halarious.
My mind: "ah yeah the white guy"
46 years old and I never got the jack and jill story. The message in the story is so vague that I just couldn't see it. The moral of the story could have been neither one of them were wearing the proper shoes for hill climbing. That's why they invented hiking boots.
A clean robin williams
😂😂
Funny
I played a full game of monopoly once. It took 5 hours. Yeah.
Is it just me or is he copying the joke from louis ck? When he says "I just hold his head underwater" and he also goes on to say monopoly. I know the monopoly bit was a little different, but i could've sworn he did the underwater joke EXACTLY like C.K.
Do you have a link to Louis's bit? Would love to compare
I don’t think so
Something about this guy's face, reminds me of Pee Wee Herman.
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hahaha ! 4 year olds with momma who doesn't care ^_^
Why is there no sound WTF
Turn up the volume
🤣
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Lol...
Lol he’s probably not doing well in school because he wasn’t read to
get people to laugh at you holding a child's head under water. wow
Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jack got down and Jill came around
Now they have a son and a daughter
Don’t have any more kids. FDJT
Yes... Thumbs down because I’m southern
F u n ni e!
L
Sounds like Aziz Ansari!!!!
Reading to kids makes them smarter. Since he doesn't like reading to his kid, guess what?