Putting no ability points into charisma

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  • Never forget about charisma
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  • @nicholasnguyen1542
    @nicholasnguyen1542 Год назад +4999

    "You there! Fuck you!" is an absolute masterclass in script writing.

    • @rhabeldibabeldi6812
      @rhabeldibabeldi6812 Год назад +98

      Second that!

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Год назад +963

      We know writing good 😎

    • @pootlesnoot8278
      @pootlesnoot8278 Год назад +44

      That cracked me up :D

    • @TheRazeluXE
      @TheRazeluXE Год назад +4

      I can't 🤣🤣🤣

    • @OldMrFrodo
      @OldMrFrodo Год назад +80

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague Now I want you to be super honest here. Did someone write this entire script just so that someone could say "fuck you" to Ben?

  • @BDMWI
    @BDMWI Год назад +782

    "You there! Fuck you!" is officially the best phrase for every guard npc in every games 😂

    • @Njuregen
      @Njuregen Год назад +4

      Always make sure your charisma is at the minimal needed, in such games. It'd be cool rude NPC's cause you ugly smell etc :D

    • @jrgilby
      @jrgilby Год назад +1

      Thanks for my new Ringtone

    • @andrewwong2399
      @andrewwong2399 Год назад +2

      "Why is every npc here so mean to me"
      Rowan: "Because FUCK YOU! For the peace of the K I N G D O M"

    • @galewin8942
      @galewin8942 3 месяца назад

      Suddenly I want a Skyrim mod with that line replacing whatever lines guards normally use when they turn hostile.

  • @Emily-ys7th
    @Emily-ys7th Год назад +4055

    "You there. Fuck you."
    The way Ben just disappeared up into the air in a puff of red mist 😂

    • @maolcogi
      @maolcogi Год назад +41

      My favorite part of any of their recent videos. Absolutely glorious.

    • @rodh1404
      @rodh1404 Год назад +202

      He became a piece of the kingdom.

    • @weswheel4834
      @weswheel4834 Год назад +30

      @@rodh1404 Small peaces of the kingdom, perhaps. (tbc: deliberate typo)

    • @russelllapua4904
      @russelllapua4904 Год назад +24

      I wish guards in Skyrim said that.

    • @eee1200
      @eee1200 Год назад +5

      And then then for the peace for the kingdom lol

  • @EvolverDX
    @EvolverDX Год назад +889

    All of a sudden, those two switched their Levels two times during the conversation. 😂

    • @Freaky666Kami
      @Freaky666Kami Год назад +69

      someone noticed as well! not only levels, but nicknames too! man, I was like "oh no", and "this is definitely in the comments" haha

    • @abdelghanirouabah7809
      @abdelghanirouabah7809 Год назад +1

      Yup

    • @texaswunderkind
      @texaswunderkind Год назад +9

      Boy, I really hope somebody got fired over that blunder.

    • @tjelfmagni4356
      @tjelfmagni4356 Год назад +1

      Mate i just finshed my commend and then i saw yours XD.

    • @karlluigi1987
      @karlluigi1987 Год назад +4

      it's a glitch

  • @xtremeruler69
    @xtremeruler69 Год назад +6301

    I laughed way too hard at Rowan saying “You there, fuck you!”😂😂

    • @SolaScientia
      @SolaScientia Год назад +194

      I was laughing before then, but Rowan with that line sent me into a coughing fit from laughing so hard.

    • @jonathanstewart1101
      @jonathanstewart1101 Год назад +167

      For the peace of the kingdom!

    • @TheBeardedDoog
      @TheBeardedDoog Год назад +92

      I'm still laughing. I went to the comments just looking for this.

    • @xtremeruler69
      @xtremeruler69 Год назад +46

      @@SolaScientia I replayed that one part for at least 5 minutes while I’m laughing and crying.

    • @xtremeruler69
      @xtremeruler69 Год назад +25

      @@TheBeardedDoog I think this is now my favorite moment from their videos.

  • @fabribertani
    @fabribertani Год назад +507

    "You there, f*ck you!" must be one of the best delivered lines in this channel, lol

    • @cosmicdan5907
      @cosmicdan5907 Год назад +1

      That got me so much

    • @damnfunnychicken
      @damnfunnychicken Год назад +1

      you ever heard of "hnpf - im a model" .... xD it breaks me thinking of it LOL

  • @DataLupus
    @DataLupus Год назад +428

    the "you there! fuck you!" followed by the swift uppercut from Rowan was pure gold 😂

    • @whisperienced
      @whisperienced Год назад +2

      definitely the funniest part of the video.

    • @ClyFaker
      @ClyFaker Год назад +4

      The video went from "funny" to "I can't breathe" instantly with that.

    • @erickchristensen746
      @erickchristensen746 Год назад +2

      It destroyed me xD my guys hurt still as I type this. Through me for a loop

  • @JaneXemylixa
    @JaneXemylixa Год назад +47

    0:28 The way her eyes flicker across the UI only she can see is a fantastic touch

  • @dnd_beyond_is_bad7605
    @dnd_beyond_is_bad7605 Год назад +887

    The most I have laughed at a skit. The simple humor of "You there, F*CK YOU!"
    No investigation whatsoever 😂

    • @rodjjt7742
      @rodjjt7742 Год назад +37

      No investigation and immediate deadly force! 🤣

    • @astwtch
      @astwtch Год назад +31

      So true!! Arguably Rowan's best dialouge lmao

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager Год назад +25

      I think it's the fact we've seen how the guard character acts in so many other skits, the zero charisma version is hilarious.

    • @dnd_beyond_is_bad7605
      @dnd_beyond_is_bad7605 Год назад +5

      @@BlazingOwnager Yes, when taken in context with the guard's other conversations with maybe another sentence or two, even better. 😆

    • @AliMehdistudio
      @AliMehdistudio Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheHomelessDreamer
    @TheHomelessDreamer Год назад +5860

    Don't EVER stop doing Epic NPC Man, please.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Год назад +1436

      We will NEVER stop it 😍

    • @DragonsAreHungry
      @DragonsAreHungry Год назад +77

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague ♥💙

    • @spartanx169x
      @spartanx169x Год назад +152

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague PLEASE PLEASE partner with a game developer to make this game.

    • @Tom_McMurtry
      @Tom_McMurtry Год назад +20

      @@VivaLaDirtLeague Till the heat death of the universe and beyond!

    • @countluke2334
      @countluke2334 Год назад +36

      And bring the jingle back!!!

  • @erickchristensen746
    @erickchristensen746 Год назад +1664

    The “You there, fuck you!”
    Absolutely killed me xD I expected him to say the usual “Stealing is a drum punishable by death!” And then rip him in half.
    Damn that really got me

    • @FaultAndDakranon
      @FaultAndDakranon Год назад +35

      Drum instead of crime opens a whole new whole of possibilities.

    • @filmandfirearms
      @filmandfirearms Год назад +22

      Now you've got me picturing Rowan going around hurling massive concert sized drums at people

    • @alandiesprana8128
      @alandiesprana8128 Год назад +14

      the guard just blatantly hates uncharismatic person, punishing uncharismatic flower thief just an excuse

    • @strider8662
      @strider8662 Год назад +6

      It looks like he just wanted a excuse to kill hım and ıts hilarious

    • @michaelharris6605
      @michaelharris6605 Год назад +6

      This line had me in tears of laughter. Such perfect delivery

  • @Werewolfwrath
    @Werewolfwrath Год назад +157

    Now do a sequel where he puts all his points into charisma, but finds that none of the NPCs want to fight him, including the final boss, no matter how much he tries to aggro them.

    • @hellfighter496
      @hellfighter496 Год назад +14

      Ben: *deep breath* FU-

    • @TYPOaxis
      @TYPOaxis Год назад +24

      They've listened to you :d

    • @marczhu7473
      @marczhu7473 Год назад +17

      It's already done with another video with the player kissing everyone even the last boss.

    • @kristiandannevang5244
      @kristiandannevang5244 Год назад +4

      Charisma overload has already been made

    • @GB_Rishad
      @GB_Rishad 5 месяцев назад +1

      there is

  • @NightsAngel1
    @NightsAngel1 Год назад +325

    Hearing "For the peace of the kingdom" again makes me so happy. Loved Rowan as the guard.

  • @Cludnugget
    @Cludnugget Год назад +842

    Really caught me off guard there with the "you there, f**k you!" 😂😂
    Good to see Ben back in outrageously good form too 😁

    • @johnathonfranklin
      @johnathonfranklin Год назад +15

      When Rowan plays the guard something amazing always happens

    • @tyrionstrongjaw7729
      @tyrionstrongjaw7729 Год назад +23

      Right?! Expected some form of the "Stop thief" or something. Instead just jumps to "You there, fu** you!" Cracked me up

    • @artyd42
      @artyd42 Год назад +9

      For the peace of the kingdom!

    • @James__Games
      @James__Games Год назад +5

      Holy fk that was awesome

    • @adamsharp9081
      @adamsharp9081 Год назад +3

      Fantastic writing

  • @FreyaofCerberus
    @FreyaofCerberus Год назад +112

    For some reason "You there, fuck you" with no pause made me burst out laughing. Never make Charisma your dump stat, or this will happen.

  • @knowledgeispower9202
    @knowledgeispower9202 Год назад +987

    as someone with 0 charisma points on my real life character, I felt this way too hard. 🤣

    • @user-ou9qd9no5n
      @user-ou9qd9no5n Год назад +3

      Really

    • @Insyderznf
      @Insyderznf Год назад +34

      Be careful around flowers.

    • @lucifermorningstar8469
      @lucifermorningstar8469 Год назад +34

      For peace of the kingdom

    • @stepgo95
      @stepgo95 Год назад +17

      ​@@lucifermorningstar8469 for the alliance

    • @texaswunderkind
      @texaswunderkind Год назад +25

      Zero charisma here as well. My next door neighbor won't even make eye contact, and then will chat for 20 minutes with a complete stranger.

  • @Everhardt94
    @Everhardt94 Год назад +300

    "For the peace of the kingdom!" It's been far too long since I saw this character. Good to have him back.

    • @head-clanka69
      @head-clanka69 Год назад +7

      “FOH DA PEES AH DA KINGDOM”

    • @VaSoapman
      @VaSoapman Год назад

      Its my autoshout in MHR when a quest is completed

    • @GCEXTREMEMN
      @GCEXTREMEMN Год назад +2

      Yeah and wheres Eugene and his crying?

    • @breakingboundaries3950
      @breakingboundaries3950 Год назад +1

      @@GCEXTREMEMN “sob.jpg”

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 Год назад +1

      We haven't seen the fisherman in far too long, i hope to hear: Good day for fishing, again someday.

  • @andrewclark1645
    @andrewclark1645 Год назад +417

    "You there, fuck you! For the peace of the kingdom" actually crying at that line

  • @TakoyaKyono
    @TakoyaKyono Год назад +731

    "YOU THERE! FUCK YOU."
    Best line Guard Rowan has ever delivered 😅

    • @Malwontae
      @Malwontae Год назад +24

      For the peace of the Kingdom!

    • @sandrosliske
      @sandrosliske Год назад +14

      Wonder what he would say at max charisma.

    • @Moredhel83
      @Moredhel83 Год назад +3

      @@Malwontae For the King!

    • @fredriksvard2603
      @fredriksvard2603 Год назад +2

      For the alliance

    • @puliverius
      @puliverius Год назад +10

      @@sandrosliske He would probably said that line to Greg instead :D.

  • @ashmaniacal
    @ashmaniacal Год назад +37

    "You there, Fuck You" is still cracking me up 20 minutes after watching this. Excellent writing. We need more "Zero Charisma Guy."

  • @astrobotnautics5291
    @astrobotnautics5291 Год назад +789

    Oh man this episode really felt like a classic NPCman episode from the earlier seasons. Fantastic

    • @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen
      @Pharaoh_Tutankhamen Год назад +30

      excpet the lack of *EpIC NpC MaN*

    • @astrobotnautics5291
      @astrobotnautics5291 Год назад +9

      I do miss that sometimes. I hope, if there is an Epic NPCMAN film, the score or theme song will be a beautifully remixed version of that.

    • @patrickrannou1278
      @patrickrannou1278 Год назад +3

      Yup, those were the best!

    • @theedj007
      @theedj007 Год назад +1

      100% -- love it!

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta Год назад +638

    Mixed character names and levels, Greg actually having himself a good time, the guard not even caring to state a crime and just skip straight to punishment. This game is wild. I wanna play.

    • @TheKillerqueen40
      @TheKillerqueen40 Год назад +26

      The crime was having an unlikeable face 😂

    • @Aaron.Thomas
      @Aaron.Thomas Год назад +13

      "You there! ....F you!" 😂

    • @nicholaslowry2366
      @nicholaslowry2366 Год назад +15

      That guard was clearly trained in the American style of law enforcement.

    • @sirsm0key417
      @sirsm0key417 Год назад +4

      If they ever create a game it really would be awesome to play.

    • @smhilton90
      @smhilton90 Год назад +1

      morrowind somtimes has this happen if they hate you enough, same with oblivion lol

  • @ave3360
    @ave3360 Год назад +256

    Anyone noticed their names and levels got reversed after the exchange with the garlic farmer? And then it went back to normal again before picking flower :)

    • @JerBuster77
      @JerBuster77 Год назад +39

      Day 1 patch was not installed.

    • @BirkAxarberi
      @BirkAxarberi Год назад

      Yup.

    • @awakenDeepBlue
      @awakenDeepBlue Год назад

      Ah, using the players as beta testers.
      Future patch note:
      Fixed UI issue where player levels and name displays would get switched.

  • @yasaamoin4882
    @yasaamoin4882 Год назад +55

    Love that they keep bringing back the "for the peace of the kingdom" line

  • @brunoandreo3484
    @brunoandreo3484 Год назад +533

    This conversation was so intense that Ben leveled up 13 levels just by training his speech ... and also changed his nickname 🤣🤣🤣

    • @josephswider2166
      @josephswider2166 Год назад +23

      They swapped and I was like what why?

    • @NeonFlaming0
      @NeonFlaming0 Год назад +8

      I think they just missed the name swap in post. Pretty funny

    • @Lahres
      @Lahres Год назад +19

      i was like "hmm i wonder if anyone noticed that"

    • @TuSaisQui91
      @TuSaisQui91 Год назад +2

      nice catch, didn't see it

    • @Devi_Salias
      @Devi_Salias Год назад +1

      Yes really funny, they swapped the Nametags :D

  • @SolaScientia
    @SolaScientia Год назад +123

    I was already laughing before, but then Guard Rowan appearing with "you there! fuck you!" sent me into a coughing fit. It really does feel like that when I've aggroed enemies that seem to be even more angry than usual.

  • @nutshot_brawler8466
    @nutshot_brawler8466 Год назад +358

    I like that Greg just calls the guard, and doesn't detail what happened, but the guard just kills Ben anyway, lol

    • @firesong7825
      @firesong7825 Год назад +17

      Yep, all NPCs can telepathically communicate with one another.

    • @Hung_Nguyen_90
      @Hung_Nguyen_90 Год назад +29

      @@firesong7825 I think with 0 charisma would make all guard kill him on sight without any reason 🤣

    • @jaquilynnblaque6888
      @jaquilynnblaque6888 Год назад +2

      @@Hung_Nguyen_90 I think that was a rule in early DnD, if my shattered memory decides to work this morning lol

    • @RoadWulf
      @RoadWulf Год назад +3

      @@Hung_Nguyen_90 I mean it could be worse, could be like DnD where you actually go into Negative Charisma.

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs Год назад +1

      For the king!

  • @nevermind72
    @nevermind72 Год назад +77

    Having Epic NPC, Ben back in place and him saying "outrageous" is happy place. 🥰

  • @gamesturbator
    @gamesturbator Год назад +324

    2:05 "You there! Fuck you!" had me laughing so hard, but then the guard immediately kills Ben. That deserves its very own belly laugh.

    • @mikewilkins959
      @mikewilkins959 Год назад

      Killed me 😂

    • @abeclark524
      @abeclark524 Год назад +1

      @@mikewilkins959 Just goes to show you how powerful those guards are.

    • @RXVZ0
      @RXVZ0 Год назад

      I was literally dying so hard for 2 hours straight 😂😂

    • @firstnamelastname9918
      @firstnamelastname9918 11 месяцев назад

      I'm watching this in bed snickering and trying not to wake others up!

    • @shrujanamsyama9940
      @shrujanamsyama9940 10 месяцев назад

      @@abeclark524 Or it could mean that Ben was just newbie with level 2

  • @Mesarthim
    @Mesarthim Год назад +215

    Rowan just killed it for me in this video.
    I was not expecting that delivery. One line can make a video at times and that was it.

    • @superexoticshrub
      @superexoticshrub Год назад +6

      "Rowan just killed it..."
      He has a name!

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma Год назад +3

      ​@@superexoticshrub You mean "it has a name"

    • @Mesarthim
      @Mesarthim Год назад

      Needs more charisma.

    • @alkaholic4848
      @alkaholic4848 Год назад +1

      I love how Rowan's guard is probably the most predictable recurring NPC and it's usually "You there! Murder is a chrime punishable by death" or something similar - a very legitimate textbook consistent answer that we're all used to.
      But even such a predictable, consistent, legitimate character still makes an exception to be unnecessarily harsh to No-Chraisma-Points man 😄

    • @theun4giv3n
      @theun4giv3n Год назад

      I lol'd

  • @allyjackman6213
    @allyjackman6213 Год назад +167

    I like that the guard is still on 'fast mode' after he leveled up when defeating the dark lord.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Год назад +56

      He’s got all those new powers and stats 😍

    • @twistedmastr
      @twistedmastr Год назад +1

      the guard's 180 from "F*** You DIE!" and then harmless guppy never gets old but why did Ben get launched instead of meat puzzle like guard Rowan's usual executions?🤔

  • @NaudVanDalen
    @NaudVanDalen Год назад +50

    It's even funnier after watching the newest video where Rowan used all his skill points on charisma. The difference!

    • @monkeylord1518
      @monkeylord1518 Год назад

      Lmao I did the same thing!

    • @axiezimmah
      @axiezimmah 11 месяцев назад

      I can't find that one anymore

  • @aLfRemArShMeLlOw
    @aLfRemArShMeLlOw Год назад +936

    The little jump when buying or equipping stuff always kills me for some reason.

    • @qwerty.760
      @qwerty.760 Год назад +1

      😁😁

    • @SnoopCreature17
      @SnoopCreature17 Год назад +34

      Sorry to hear that, what type of condition is that?

    • @captaindonut9243
      @captaindonut9243 Год назад +13

      How many times have you been respawn?

    • @m.h.6470
      @m.h.6470 Год назад +10

      it is called "character reset"... happens every time, a characters inventory or stat changes

    • @Rxspy
      @Rxspy Год назад +2

      @@SnoopCreature17 if you were serious I would've lost hope in humanity

  • @BeanieBros1
    @BeanieBros1 Год назад +542

    Normally charisma really doesn’t matter all that much. It’s great to see NPC’s reacting so violently to a low charisma score 😂

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Год назад +62

      It really depends on the game you’re playing. In my experience it’s either game-breakingly overpowered or completely worthless.

    • @jesuslasse4994
      @jesuslasse4994 Год назад +3

      Try Fable 3 then lmao

    • @gabrieldias3479
      @gabrieldias3479 Год назад +11

      Neverwinter Nights series (and I guess their 'sisters' Baldur's Gate and Icewind Dale as well) are pretty much like that, yes.
      Of course, some exaggeration happened for comic purposes, but it's very relatable 😂

    • @abrarahmad-mw4dk
      @abrarahmad-mw4dk Год назад +8

      They do effect item price all the time

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Год назад +13

      @@abrarahmad-mw4dk depending on the game, that doesn’t always make a super huge difference. Skyrim for instance has such a borked economy that you’ll stop caring about money by level 20

  • @The-Stickmation
    @The-Stickmation Год назад +129

    I love how the guard didn’t even ask questions he was just like
    “You there f- you”

  • @patrickrannou1278
    @patrickrannou1278 Год назад +190

    Finally a game where Charisma actually counts for something!

    • @thenonexistinghero
      @thenonexistinghero Год назад +11

      It counts in real life. I have none though.

    • @hellfighter496
      @hellfighter496 Год назад +17

      @@thenonexistinghero Guard: YOU THERE F*** YOU! *walks over*

    • @MerlinTheCommenter
      @MerlinTheCommenter Год назад +2

      You should play some actual TTRPGs. You’ll be crying for a higher Charisma stat all too often 😂

    • @Mikichan85
      @Mikichan85 Год назад +2

      For D&d, everything count.
      I don't know what you are talking about

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader Год назад +2

      Someone's not playing d&d enough i see.

  • @raghav1026
    @raghav1026 Год назад +58

    “You there, fuck you.” So simple yet so soulcrushing.

  • @TheJosh3
    @TheJosh3 Год назад +378

    Starting at roughly 1:09, their gamer tags and levels are switched, if it matters. 😁
    Thank you for another fun video!

    • @Cludnugget
      @Cludnugget Год назад +76

      Good spot. Switches back at about 01:57.
      Probably a Bethesda IP 😁

    • @LBandy
      @LBandy Год назад +4

      Was about to say this. Too slow! :D

    • @davidbentley9074
      @davidbentley9074 Год назад

      @@LBandy Same

    • @Ray-dw3wg
      @Ray-dw3wg Год назад +12

      The effects guy only put 3 points into intelligence.

    • @murkinmedia3273
      @murkinmedia3273 Год назад +1

      also she gained 3 levels lol at the end

  • @evavox9761
    @evavox9761 Год назад +421

    Greg being so vehemently aggressive was such a hilarious delight. He will forever be my favorite character ❤

    • @KittenyKat
      @KittenyKat Год назад +8

      As Ben describes him in VLDL D&D, "He puts on a facade but he's actually a little psycho." xD

  • @MrGreenTabasco
    @MrGreenTabasco Год назад +16

    Damn, that smack with the "for the peace of the kingdom" had me in full, unvoluntary loud ugly laughter. Great Job! 😅

  • @sherry356
    @sherry356 Год назад +179

    I always prioritise charisma right at the beginning as I'm paranoid about missing any potential dialogue options.

    • @boomerix
      @boomerix Год назад +3

      And then it always ends up skipping loads of annoying fetch quests, which I like.

    • @jadelapont6450
      @jadelapont6450 Год назад +3

      DnD i love charisma builds, so much fun. (I'm not talking about the stereotype bard btw)

    • @FaustRSI
      @FaustRSI Год назад

      Same here :D

    • @erictayet
      @erictayet Год назад

      Yeah, at least 3-4/10 really helps in skill tree early on in RPGs. Many skills require 6/10 Charisma later depending on the game.

    • @lisamarie06
      @lisamarie06 Год назад

      I'm reminded of The Gamers 2. The fighter has a dex/charisma build and ready kicks ass with it.

  • @Goestas1
    @Goestas1 Год назад +163

    "You there! F-you!" Is probably the best line ever. I have watched it 10+ times and just cant stop laughing.

    • @mkaleborn
      @mkaleborn Год назад +6

      Man, I think I would've finished a lot more RPG's in my day if all the NPC's / Bosses had just had more of Rowan's attitude. It's like, Mr. Boss...I've literally killed 95% of your henchmen, soldiers, mini-bosses and summoned monsters to get here. My Charisma sucks (because f* charisma). So don't make me sit through pages of dialogue and moral choices when we both know every choice is gonna lead to a fight. Just give me the "You there, Fuck you!" treatment and let's get this over with.

  • @tvardy00
    @tvardy00 Год назад +5222

    I think you guys mixed character level after conversation

    • @GloriousJP
      @GloriousJP Год назад +340

      Noticed that straight away too xD

    • @MrAndrlos
      @MrAndrlos Год назад +386

      Not just the levels, they switched the names as well.

    • @Phrasenhase
      @Phrasenhase Год назад +74

      logged in to write exactly the same :)

    • @AppleBaron
      @AppleBaron Год назад +314

      Clearly a bug in the game 😅

    • @wojtek1582
      @wojtek1582 Год назад +39

      Yep, they did 1:42

  • @gunpowderHVA
    @gunpowderHVA Год назад +6

    This video still makes me laugh uncontrollably when Alan gags and when Rowan gives the upper cut of justice

  • @Volter2PL
    @Volter2PL Год назад +310

    That empty stare when Britt looks at the Garlic Farmer but is actually looking at the product list 😂

    • @chriscunningham6401
      @chriscunningham6401 Год назад +1

      Not sure why we didn't get to see some CGI menus. Would have made the video a bit better imo

    • @Chraan
      @Chraan Год назад +47

      @@chriscunningham6401 Because that's what a random bystander would see, its perfect this way.

    • @mav598
      @mav598 Год назад +9

      Nah man, it's better this way

  • @eldoriath1
    @eldoriath1 Год назад +78

    "You there! Fuck you!" Love how the guard get straight to the point instead of walking around the bush with things like "you better come quietly or things are not gonna end well for you" or something 😆

    • @jamesrobertson9444
      @jamesrobertson9444 Год назад +3

      It may have been one of the funniest one liners to ever grace NPC Man! I'm still laughing.

    • @rpersen
      @rpersen Год назад

      «There’s someone prowling ‘round here»

    • @mariusdraculiera3866
      @mariusdraculiera3866 Год назад

      Wait, I know you!

    • @tegandetermann3299
      @tegandetermann3299 Год назад

      Reminds me more of the GTA cops, to be honest

  • @CaptainCold_aj
    @CaptainCold_aj Год назад +29

    The guard has the best dialogue... Such a straightforward response and no mincing of words... I hope most of the games heroes' enemies and haters, be like that....

  • @Yoder023
    @Yoder023 Год назад +45

    As someome with only 1 Charisma, this hits home.
    Too real

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +3

      you poor thing there there

    • @Yoder023
      @Yoder023 Год назад +2

      @@raven4k998
      There they're their 😆

  • @addisondesalvo6184
    @addisondesalvo6184 Год назад +148

    Greg going "What a lovely day" at the end killed me. Carful there Alan, your showing your true colors.

  • @tax1643
    @tax1643 Год назад +274

    I love how Rowan casually launches Ben straight into the air, just WHAMMO.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +3

      you see what happens when you set your charisma to zero you might as well be a bandit at that point

    • @thomasbender2036
      @thomasbender2036 Год назад +3

      FOR THE ALLIANCE!

    • @Trehek
      @Trehek Год назад

      @@thomasbender2036 FOURTY LIONS!

    • @thomasbender2036
      @thomasbender2036 Год назад +1

      @@Trehek FOUR TEAL IONS!

    • @Trehek
      @Trehek Год назад

      @@thomasbender2036 FOR TEA LIE-ONS! (whatever they are!)

  • @Swordmaster757
    @Swordmaster757 Год назад +153

    This was very good. I honestly think that this No Charisma character should become a whole series. Great content as always and keep up the great work.

    • @albratgaming2348
      @albratgaming2348 Год назад +9

      walks into "The friendly Alchemy shop" and all the plants just grab him and tie him down...
      etc.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 Год назад +2

      He didn't actually mention his class. Maybe he can get around his low charisma problems by using mind control magic, or become an alchemist that make potions himself. Imagine having to chuck a charisma boost potion everytime he need to interact wiyh an npc.

    • @solandri69
      @solandri69 Год назад +6

      @@michaelpettersson4919 There's that +10 charisma ring that guy used to get into the rangers guild.

    • @richardvenables619
      @richardvenables619 Год назад +1

      ​@@solandri69 Schiiiiing!!!

    • @matthewedwards123
      @matthewedwards123 Год назад +1

      ​@@richardvenables619 🤣🤣😆🤣 I remember that scene.

  • @radriley09
    @radriley09 Год назад +9

    Literally travelled to NZ for these guys, the garlic farmers hut is currently in construction, as you see the roof had no thatch. So cool to see where they film everything !

  • @Pseudowolf
    @Pseudowolf Год назад +142

    I have a feeling Alan loves when he gets to be “the mean one” in these.

    • @VivaLaDirtLeague
      @VivaLaDirtLeague  Год назад +50

      He definitely does!

    • @Crim_Zen
      @Crim_Zen Год назад +19

      Imagine what he would do if Ben tried to "skip."

    • @NoctisAxtonAurora
      @NoctisAxtonAurora Год назад +2

      @@Crim_Zen now that's a missed opportunity there XD

    • @minecraftcommandnerd1280
      @minecraftcommandnerd1280 Год назад +2

      ​@@Crim_Zen
      "Skip!"
      "Oh f*ck you imma talk extra slow now juuuusst fooooor yooouuuu."

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger Год назад +1

      Where oh where is my b7777 a77 403!

  • @mikewhitaker2880
    @mikewhitaker2880 Год назад +153

    not often you see charisma ACTUALLY mean much in a game, but for those few times it really matters, it REALLY matters....

    • @Croach193
      @Croach193 Год назад +3

      Yeah, no. It never matters THAT much.

    • @gilbert8162
      @gilbert8162 Год назад +6

      @@Croach193 Yeah, no. It can matter THAT much.

    • @Ishlacorrin
      @Ishlacorrin Год назад +7

      @@Croach193 Bauldur's Gate 1 and 2 it has a very large effect, not as many games now days have issues with it, but back in the day not having CHA for trading and/or diplomacy would lock out over half the game content.

    • @DenverStarkey
      @DenverStarkey Год назад +7

      @@Croach193 what are you 2 years old ? sure the weak ass games these companies farting out nowadays it rarely amtters , but boy did it matter in older games like baldur's gate (1and 2) , Neverwinter Nights 1 and 2 , Knights of the old republic 1 and 2, Plane scape torment , Fallout 1 and 2 , fallout 3 it can really impact some things on. The list goes on and on with older games (1996-2010) that charisma certainly mattered in.

    • @marcelojj2009
      @marcelojj2009 Год назад +2

      @@DenverStarkey Neverwinter Nights is, literally, impossible to play without a minimum CHA stats.

  • @StormDatIsApproaching
    @StormDatIsApproaching Год назад +242

    Greg actually loves no charisma players, it's how he can vent frustration in a healthy way

    • @xxpoisonblxx
      @xxpoisonblxx Год назад +7

      Much safer than the times they've been lacking.
      Nod if you understand.

    • @mysticwraith6667
      @mysticwraith6667 Год назад

      I lost the platinum chip

    • @christopherrenn8137
      @christopherrenn8137 Год назад

      im just sitting here thinking. "how many times did he flub the lines" :D

  • @breadofloaf5349
    @breadofloaf5349 Год назад +8

    The " You there, Fuck You!" and the guard slices the man into oblivion caught me lackin.

  • @JubeiKibagamiFez
    @JubeiKibagamiFez Год назад +33

    Still can't get over how crazy strong guards are. In ESO, when you scroll over a guard, it's a solid white health bar with no level indicator.

    • @redtycooner1038
      @redtycooner1038 Год назад +3

      I think in Oblivion they were always 15 levels stronger then you or something like that. Absolute fun time to say "Shitshitshit" when you stupidly pick one to ko so the Dark Brotherhood can notice you

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames Год назад +2

      @@redtycooner1038 In one of the Ultima games they made the guards reasonable strength wise but gave them a perk that increased their stats against player characters.

    • @redtycooner1038
      @redtycooner1038 Год назад +1

      @@fearedjames welp, that's a bummer lol

    • @JubeiKibagamiFez
      @JubeiKibagamiFez Год назад +1

      @@redtycooner1038 I'm trying to remember if it was Oblivion or Skyrim where I was maxed out and I was annihilating entire cities. I maxed both characters in both games.

  • @BobbleThePsychoClown
    @BobbleThePsychoClown Год назад +48

    I love how Greg The Garlic Farmer said the flower wasn't for him and called the guard but, when the guard actually saw him saying... "Fuck you!" Made it so he wasn't killing him for taking a flower just for the simple fact he disliked him.

  • @gingerkiwi
    @gingerkiwi Год назад +76

    That's so funny! Greg can be quite vicious when you don't meet his standards

  • @RedHawk25
    @RedHawk25 Год назад +3

    Maybe one of the best lines I've heard in VLDL's videos: "YOU THERE, F**K YOU" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs Год назад +118

    It's officially canon that low Charisma means you smell bad.

    • @OneEyed_Jack
      @OneEyed_Jack Год назад +33

      When the garlic farmer says it, you know it's true

    • @Gil-galad12
      @Gil-galad12 Год назад +9

      Thats weird. Because in Divinity Original Sin are Smelly Panties that give Charmisma +1 😃

    • @XtreeM_FaiL
      @XtreeM_FaiL Год назад +3

      Trying to imagine what ZERO charisma smells.

    • @phoenixfire8978
      @phoenixfire8978 Год назад +4

      @@XtreeM_FaiL Social Anxiety and Fear

    • @HH-hd7nd
      @HH-hd7nd Год назад +1

      @@Gil-galad12 Well - maybe they smell like a nice perfume? When people talk of smell they often assume that it is negative, however that's not necessarily the case because smell can not only mean stench but also scent or even fragrance.

  • @HeisenbergFam
    @HeisenbergFam Год назад +201

    Alan's insults are so vicious it feels personal, the ending is cherry on top

  • @Jon.Sparks
    @Jon.Sparks Год назад +11

    “You there, fuck you” is one of the funniest lines he’s ever said, hands down. That was perfect. 😂

  • @gnocchi_guy4646
    @gnocchi_guy4646 Год назад +6

    Greg's reactions to Ben remind me of the exasperated Oblivion NPC faces when you had that low disposition haha

  • @ms.sysbit5511
    @ms.sysbit5511 Год назад +71

    I feel like you should do one of these for intelligence where your character cannot do advanced tasks such as open a locked door or the obligatory easy peasy mystery quests.

    • @jamoecw
      @jamoecw Год назад +3

      depends on the system, early DnD they can unlock doors, pick locks, etc. but they can't read and can barely speak.

    • @Werewolf_dr
      @Werewolf_dr Год назад +3

      Dinkledork's mystery of the missing jam covered the last part of that.

    • @ms.sysbit5511
      @ms.sysbit5511 Год назад

      @@Werewolf_dr I was thinking more of a required quest with a really basic mystery but the player ie barred from even trying to complete it. The player knows how to solve it but the game won’t let them try.

  • @MichaelHart2
    @MichaelHart2 Год назад +25

    I need a compilation of Ben saying “this is outrageous”

  • @anonymousstill9276
    @anonymousstill9276 Год назад +161

    This is how Ben started his roleplaying arc.

    • @AmitCinematicUniverse
      @AmitCinematicUniverse Год назад +4

      There is one blonde hole in this theory. Britt can't be a part of that character's arc.

    • @MoBot249
      @MoBot249 Год назад +1

      They are avatars.

    • @dylanpsimer4583
      @dylanpsimer4583 Год назад

      @@MoBot249 In this skit Ben knows Britt irl.

  • @ErrorOptik
    @ErrorOptik Год назад +25

    Honestly if you guys turned this into an actual game, I’d play the hell out of it!

    • @Joeyw-2203
      @Joeyw-2203 Год назад +4

      So many of their sketches would make interesting game mechanics. I really want a game where the player plays as a quest npc.

    • @vincentvanzant321
      @vincentvanzant321 10 месяцев назад

      Id have to be a mugger

  • @gurubuddha
    @gurubuddha Год назад +238

    Rowan saying "You there ,F$#% You is perfect delivery. Ben's authentic groan is perfect. You guys are truly artists.

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +1

      10 hours in and he's dead from a guard for picking a flower🤣

  • @shawns4354
    @shawns4354 Год назад +64

    I love Greg's change in demeanor instantly lol.

  • @jodexstar2238
    @jodexstar2238 Год назад +49

    Man I love the guard. What an absolute chad keeping the peace in the kingdom!

    • @cenciende9401
      @cenciende9401 Год назад

      WTF! Why would you call him a loser (chad)? What's wrong with you?

    • @Lillyluri
      @Lillyluri Год назад

      For the light!

    • @rahulverma8774
      @rahulverma8774 Год назад

      For likes and response 😂

  • @chrisknoblauch270
    @chrisknoblauch270 7 месяцев назад +1

    I have come to live it when Ben says either line. "This is outrageous" or "Well if were using magic why don't we just fly there and shoot lasers out our eyes".

  • @mkaleborn
    @mkaleborn Год назад +29

    Shout out to Ben for some great acting, especially physical acting. His little startled reactions (especially 2:02) really speak to an understanding and dedication to the craft, and really help sell the whole thing.

    • @astwtch
      @astwtch Год назад +2

      You've got a keen eye there, mate. Ben is indeed a fantastic actor

  • @adamwhite4858
    @adamwhite4858 Год назад +31

    Always love it when the original music comes back around! Also glad to see the guard in there, Rowan always cracks me up in that role. For the peace of the kingdom!

  • @Berzerkor
    @Berzerkor Год назад +43

    Straight up nostalgic old npc man, please more of these

  • @Rayfireful
    @Rayfireful Год назад +1

    when the guard also hates you that they don't bother tells you what's your crime is and went straight to execution instead

  • @danieljohn9257
    @danieljohn9257 Год назад +14

    This whole thing was hilarious… I think I laughed from beginning to end.
    But that guards delivery of “For the peace of the kingdom” was freaking chefs kiss man. That’s the kind of thing that will make me laugh every time I think about it 😆😁

  • @delldawg8261
    @delldawg8261 Год назад +291

    Hey now, Ben is the most charismatic actor I know. Big props to Hamish for stepping in again.

    • @EncryptedLiberty
      @EncryptedLiberty Год назад +14

      I got super excited when I saw Hamish again in this one.

    • @d_a_r_ii
      @d_a_r_ii Год назад +5

      Damn, another Hamish comment got me! I was looking if he was there!

    • @warrior99s16
      @warrior99s16 Год назад +5

      Where was Hamish?

    • @sethanpayne6324
      @sethanpayne6324 Год назад +12

      @@warrior99s16 It’s a joke. Hamish has like 0 charisma and Ben has 100 charisma, so the joke is that Hamish is playing ben.

    • @druid_zephyrus
      @druid_zephyrus Год назад +2

      ​@Versitalist but that is totally BOB. You can tell by the pointy ears and the perfectly smooth face and lovely lockes of hair. His gravely voice and....
      He may look different than I described but it is still _totally_ BOB

  • @gdoggy121
    @gdoggy121 Год назад +10

    Guard Rowan showing up and saying “You there! Fuck you!” Then sending them to the Skyquest Space Program will forever be one of the funniest things I have ever seen.

  • @sqwodknuckle
    @sqwodknuckle Год назад +18

    Man, this was fkn great :'D Rowan's memeable line will live in VLDL legend

  • @Arendelft
    @Arendelft Год назад +36

    This conversation was so traumatic for Ben that he gained 13 levels from it and had an identity crisis!

    • @rollin340
      @rollin340 Год назад +1

      And she lost 13. xD

    • @Arendelft
      @Arendelft Год назад

      @@rollin340 Then he picked a flower that healed him only to get fragging murdered by the guards for it.

  • @MordredXIV
    @MordredXIV Год назад +51

    Most likely a editing mistake but damn, Ben sure leveled up after getting bullied by Greg! From lvl 2 to lvl 15 in an instant. 1:18

  • @tehfoxxo
    @tehfoxxo Год назад +19

    1:17 Damn he power leveled in an instant from just buying potions
    and also switched names
    must of been some damn good potions

  • @4starlife284
    @4starlife284 Год назад +5

    The look on his face when he walks past before grabs his flower is epic

  • @kingofbudokai
    @kingofbudokai Год назад +14

    Ben: "I went random with my stats."
    Britt: "Why is your Charisma stat so low?"
    Ben: "What part of 'random' are you having trouble with?"

    • @AyarARJ
      @AyarARJ Год назад

      The RNG is broken!
      When will devs fix RNG?
      I missed twice in a _row_, fix RNG now!

  • @bernadetteramos705
    @bernadetteramos705 Год назад +76

    You know you're in a different league when you manage to make even Greg go "ughck" at the sight of you.
    Edit: This is the most aggressive I've ever seen the epic npc man go 🤣

    • @xxpoisonblxx
      @xxpoisonblxx Год назад +6

      I definitely feel like "Skip." was more aggressive...

    • @morganalori
      @morganalori Год назад +2

      @@xxpoisonblxx but skip was well deserved aggro. you'd think they'd give noob stats a break. but nope.

    • @bakairosan4126
      @bakairosan4126 Год назад +2

      No way you didn't see the chicken kill episode?

    • @fadillah6014
      @fadillah6014 Год назад

      @@xxpoisonblxx can't imagine if he skip the dialogue, will he make entire kingdom chase him?

    • @Naraku-no-Hana-WE
      @Naraku-no-Hana-WE Год назад

      ​@@fadillah6014 naw the skip option is just completely disabled for him. But the npcs might skip him during dialogue instead, leaving him to figure out what to do for himself.

  • @eclecticx
    @eclecticx Год назад +104

    YES! "For the piece of the kingdom!" Cracks me up every flipping time. Alan was hilarious as well. Had Ben and Britt too. Awesome skit.

    • @skyfiter99
      @skyfiter99 Год назад +18

      peace

    • @Aileil
      @Aileil Год назад +2

      Everyone knows that red carnations, growing wild, are essential to the kingdom's peace. That guard can be proud of a job well done.

    • @DrSwazz
      @DrSwazz Год назад +1

      *every flip flapping time

    • @xyzzyxyzzy2
      @xyzzyxyzzy2 Год назад +3

      He just wants a piece of the kingdom, and who can blame him?

    • @eclecticx
      @eclecticx Год назад

      @@skyfiter99 Yeah, grammatical error there. LOL

  • @tylerhampson148
    @tylerhampson148 Год назад +2

    "You there, f*** you" is the greatest piece of dialogue ever still laughing

  • @xentharas5629
    @xentharas5629 Год назад +49

    I

    • @thekinginyellow1744
      @thekinginyellow1744 Год назад +3

      after the guard killed him she got her name and levels back.

  • @DaveSS78
    @DaveSS78 Год назад +71

    This needs to be an ongoing skit 😂

    • @SeahawksFTW2014
      @SeahawksFTW2014 Год назад +4

      Totally agree! I could see at least 3 or 4 more expansions on this story alone 😂

    • @Rokeen-Zeboss
      @Rokeen-Zeboss Год назад

      Facts

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein Год назад +68

    I think this might have been the most appropriate use of Ben's catchphrase I've seen so far.

    • @Lawrencelot89
      @Lawrencelot89 Год назад +5

      What? This is outrageous!

    • @henrikj3372
      @henrikj3372 Год назад

      Not just level, also names. That ruined my immersion 0/10

    • @eekwibble
      @eekwibble Год назад +3

      ​@Henrik J you replied to the wrong post.

  • @Yameri
    @Yameri Год назад

    1:08 When you cast wild magic: Friends so bad it does a name change to you and your friend!

  • @Pawts
    @Pawts Год назад +37

    It's amazing that Ben's character level just boosted from 2 to 15 by just talking to Greg the Garlic Farmer.

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim Год назад +7

      And changed username as well.
      Think this might be legit editing error...

    • @aqeeb9009
      @aqeeb9009 Год назад +3

      It got exchanged with Brit's character. The name too.

  • @paush51
    @paush51 Год назад +52

    Ben leveled up 13 levels just by talking. Respect!

    • @tomgeens2948
      @tomgeens2948 Год назад +3

      was wondering of anyone else saw that :D

    • @Ceece20
      @Ceece20 Год назад

      He then lost 13 levels for being so damn ugly

    • @hiester6519
      @hiester6519 Год назад +1

      same here

    • @leos5009
      @leos5009 Год назад +5

      they switched name and level

    • @danielpycha3514
      @danielpycha3514 Год назад

      @@leos5009 Yeah I wonder if it was intentional, I can't find a reason to be

  • @gmjjjones
    @gmjjjones Год назад +143

    We love when Greg comes out of his shell 😂

    • @kelvinli340
      @kelvinli340 Год назад +7

      Only to those who’s charisma are completely 0
      Oh wait what happens if he meet Baelin with 0 charisma?

    • @pwnorbepwned
      @pwnorbepwned Год назад

      @@kelvinli340 Still the exact same dialogue, just more passive-aggressive.

    • @kelvinli340
      @kelvinli340 Год назад

      @@pwnorbepwned
      Morning grrrrr
      Nice grrrrr
      Day grrrr
      For grrrr
      Fishing grrrrr
      Ain’t grrrr
      It grrr
      Haha grrrr

  • @akshaypatil321
    @akshaypatil321 Год назад +2

    Epic NPC man has always been Epic… pretty much flawless with the storytelling, comedic timing and acting.

  • @MrScrofulous
    @MrScrofulous Год назад +37

    I’ve missed Honeywood but it was worth the wait.
    The comedic timing was flawless and the dialogue superb.
    A masterclass in economy of speech and killer humour and acting.

  • @TrevorSturman
    @TrevorSturman Год назад +58

    Greg has the ability to level up and level down players just by talking to them 🤣

  • @alexdeluna957
    @alexdeluna957 Год назад +12

    @1:09 you guys forgot to swith their level indicator back hehe. But very awesome skit as always, i remember having identical scenario playing fallout 1 hehe. Thanks for the memories guys

  • @lexvdw
    @lexvdw Год назад +10

    1:41 They switched names and levels. Reported for hacking