You can now listen to the Rizz Wars song on Spotify!!! open.spotify.com/track/6diAM5zQcuAYSxmkK9ZT9j?si=LFFd4iAYQvuluwGoioPCEw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A4UQNCO3Od5RJaoxl1aOk42
"What if I told you that the Republic is under the rizz of a dark lord of the Simps? Hundreds of senators are being mogged by a Simp Lord named Darth Skibidi."
@@digginbloke9636Oh I don't use Windows 7, I just played flash games at my cousins house back in the day so I go around using this pfp as a tribute to those times, also because of YTPMVs
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Skibidi the Alpha Male?" "No" *"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Rizz legend. Darth Skibidi was a Mog Lord of the Rizz so powerful and so Sigma... he could use the Skibidi to influence the other sigmas to create... toilets. He had such a knowledge of the Rizzin' Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying of rizz."* (I regret every words i typed)
Imagine if someone from the 90s was left in a cryotube and woke up in our time and saw this, thinking this is what we watch now, this is what Star Wars is now, can't we all agree that its still better than what Disney's Kathleen Kennedy did to Star Wars?
I was edging to this, and I was mogging and mewing at the same time, do hard that kai cenat and ishowspeed were instantly rizzed in Ohio, and skibidi toilet went all over my screen!!! So sigma alpha Andrew Tate!!! Am I right fellow gigachads???
You can now listen to the Rizz Wars song on Spotify!!!
open.spotify.com/track/6diAM5zQcuAYSxmkK9ZT9j?si=LFFd4iAYQvuluwGoioPCEw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A4UQNCO3Od5RJaoxl1aOk42
Rest in pieces bros brain
Rizz in peace sigma's mew
@@bigcitylive8638 MY EYES
peace*
@@Arcanistic I guess but pieces is funnier
RIP(Rest in pepperoni)
"What if I told you that the Republic is under the rizz of a dark lord of the Simps? Hundreds of senators are being mogged by a Simp Lord named Darth Skibidi."
"No, that's not possible. The sigmas would be aware of it"
*Rizzpublic
RAAAHH END IT I CANNOT TAKE IT ANYMORE 🧠🔫
@@Gravity_studioss Not yet Ski-brothers! You cannot fall yet. You have to mew and rizz in front of your gf first!
I regret ever typing this
I got BRAINROTTED by just watching 2 episodes of rizz wars. 😭😭😭
rizz wars 💀💀💀
rizz wars is better than star wars 👍
@@gooberwoober-s7r real
Stay strong BROTHER
We are getting brainrot with this one!!
😂
LMAO.... everything... just everything had me in tears
I felt a lot of pain in my brain while making this 👍
As one should
The brain rot is strong with this one 🧠
I love this shit pls keep making these
Like millions of normal people crying out in pain, who were suddenly rizzed.
Good, means there is still a brain there.
"The Sigmas will decide your fate" got me rolling 💀
"I am THE Sigma!"
@@d_daniel6263not yet.
@@d_daniel6263Not yet
@@d_daniel6263 Not yet!
@@d_daniel6263 Famous last words:
My IQ went down 45% after watching this
69%
Now it's about 2?
90%
"I am the Sigma"
Famous last words
😂😂
I see you lying next to me (bad emo joke)
-I think Chancellor Palpatine is a Beta Lord
-A Beta Lord?
-Yes, the one we have been mogging for
He's right, we never got Gameon.
We been simping the fanum.
gonna need 9 episodes of rizz wars and several spin off tv series asap
0:14 Adult men after watching American Psycho
Mostly 12 year old kids, though.
@@NinoDesbordes256 the differences are largely superficial
@@NinoDesbordes256 12 year old kids should not watch that kind of movie period.
@@NinoDesbordes256
Only dumbos use the 12 years old insult
Seriously bro it's overused
Omg 😂
Bro has officially started the rizzquels of star wars
And they will be better than the Disney Sequels.
@@gabrielfox8998Sigmaquels
Chancellor Palpatine has to pay the fanum tax
May Rizz be with you
🤣🤣
"Anakin Rizzwalker, help me! They are rizzing me!"
Captain Flex, the time has come:
Execute order 69
Rizz war:Attacks of the Gyatt
Star wars If it was started as phantom tax instead of Phantom Menace:
( my brain burned 1500 Calories from just watching this 💀)
"Based Anakin, based... Mog him. Mog him now."
"I shouldn't... It isn't the Rizzler way"
PLEASE CONTINUE, LOVE THIS STUFF
The song is pretty fire
"The Rizzpublic will be reorganised into the First Galactic Simpire!"
"You mogged the Sigma, but we do not grant you the rank of Skibidi."
The background music makes it even funnier
Fellow Windows 7 user?
@@digginbloke9636Oh I don't use Windows 7, I just played flash games at my cousins house back in the day so I go around using this pfp as a tribute to those times, also because of YTPMVs
Master mewing 💀
i died at that part
When Fanumkin Skymogger said "You're shorter that I expected". This was the most moment of Rizz Wars. Truly a character.
The jedi order did NOT die for this bro 😭😭
“I am the Sigma” 💀
Bros jawline can destroy rocks
My brain has officially been decomposed
"Help me Anakin, my mew streak is broken! Don't let them jelque without me!"
I had to search what that j word meant and I was disturbed
"It's over Anakin, I have the rizz"
Bro the music is hitting... Can u plss release the soundtrack??
Хочу весь фильм в таком формате !!!
"Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Skibidi the Alpha Male?"
"No"
*"I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Rizz legend. Darth Skibidi was a Mog Lord of the Rizz so powerful and so Sigma... he could use the Skibidi to influence the other sigmas to create... toilets. He had such a knowledge of the Rizzin' Side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying of rizz."*
(I regret every words i typed)
The more I look at it the more my brain degrades,
My brain melted
Is it possible to get this mewing?
This is what you call perfection 👌
Obi-wan coming in clutch for his padawan's entrance.
i love this song PLEASE i need it!
still better than the acolyte
This is better than the episode 7,8,9 tbh
I just had an aneurism I kid you not
okay is no one gonna mention that this series is kind of a banger
We got Revenge of the Rizz before GTA 6
"AI will destroy humanity."
AI:
"fanum tax Kai cenat Ohio ishowspeed goofy ahh mewing mogging rizz gigachad alpha sigma Christian Bale antifurry Andrew Tate gyatt amongus phonk edit anime edit "
@@NinoDesbordes256The smegmas will decide your fate.
@@Tyler_Frenzynot if i mog them first. I have the ultimate Rizz.
I am way too old for these jokes.
I don't think the humor itself is funny, but making fun of the humor is funny (if that makes sense).
@@Janobot tbh I only know anything about this Rizzing-Bubble because of Videos like this. And I'm happy to keep it that Way.
@Janobot It makes sense too me...I just feel old.
The song is fire, we need a release!
the time when losing mewing streak is heavily illegal
“The Brainrot is strong with this one” - Darth Sigma
This channel is the real Sequel Trilogy.
"And, I... am STEVE..."
Missed an opportunity to call him master windmew
I WANT MORE!!!
I NEED MORE!!!
I BEG YOU DO MORE OF THIS!!! I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT ANYMORE 🥵😭😭😭
I can’t decide if I love or hate this😂😂😂😂
i think i have a headache of this brain rotting version of SW :D
dunno why but it looks so much colder when Mace walks in with the rizz filter
We want a longer version of this
There's so much material you can Gen Alpha this.
My brain cannot comprehend what I just watched
This filter was the best thing to come out of the internet this year
Bro, that was absolutely brilliant 😂😂😂
I want to watch the whole Rizz Wars trilogy
I can’t wait for the debut of “The Rizzler strikes back”
many bothan baddies died to rizz us this message
may the rizz force be with you
It’s trizzon then
Please do the entire prequel trilogy, so much content from all three.
The "i'm mewing" after the silence got me 🤣
bro this is the best content I've seen in a while not even anakin dripwalker can top this
Just like that, my child hood it gone
quality humor. U hit em in th end your shorter then i expected 😂😂
Imagine if someone from the 90s was left in a cryotube and woke up in our time and saw this, thinking this is what we watch now, this is what Star Wars is now, can't we all agree that its still better than what Disney's Kathleen Kennedy did to Star Wars?
I love this filter lol
A New skibidi, The Rizzler Mews Back, Return Of The Sigma
Nah bro made this into a whole ass movie 💀💀💀
I would actually love to see that 😂
You can't say Windu without saying W.
I need a ishowspeed mod to translate this
Are you sirious roight neow broooo?
😂😂😂 samuel j came in walkin like 😎
Another fine rizzition for my collection!
You underestimate my rizz!
Don’t try it Sigmakin!
-Hello there🤨
-General Chadobi😘
missed opportunity to say master "WindMew"
Let's just see how much our brains will rot after we watch Giga Obi-Wan VS General Rizzvous.
I want a 1h loop of the first 4 seconds. It's way too based how mace windu is walking with that face.
This is hilarious 😂
this is so sigma im hitting the griddy and the jiddy watching this at night in ohio fanum tax rizz alpha wolf grimace shake
Missed the golden oppertunity to call it the Rizzpublic
can't wait for "The sigma strikes back"
I need thsese types of content when I feel turning off my brain away from the mundane world
I don't know what to say
"Time to abandon rizz"
skibidi rizz
Sidious: "You sure you're at Joe Bartolozzi's?"
Windu: "Yessir"
- It's fanum tax then.... GYATTTTTTT
Why'd this get recommended to me I will never know but thank you for blowing out my remaining brain cells. 👍
Anakin's Mogichlorian count is through the roof.
You ever heard the tragedy of Darth Rizzius the Sigma?
Rest in Peace Sith
The Rizz is strong in this one.. GYATT!!!!
So Skibidi! Almost gooned all over my screen!!
I was edging to this, and I was mogging and mewing at the same time, do hard that kai cenat and ishowspeed were instantly rizzed in Ohio, and skibidi toilet went all over my screen!!! So sigma alpha Andrew Tate!!! Am I right fellow gigachads???
They're getting better.