Top Gun explained by an idiot

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  • @kristianolsenlarsen
    @kristianolsenlarsen Год назад +9704

    Legend has it High Boy is still trying to pronounce Rivalry to this very day

  • @ryanc4209
    @ryanc4209 Год назад +12451

    I guess I can be "that guy", for the record I'm not in the military I'm just a nerd.
    1. Mav pulls the hook cable up during landing so that it wouldn't attach to the carrier to be able to go-around.
    2. When Couger turns his wings in. Yes they do that and are encourage to do so if they feel like they have lost their edge. The military want the best out there at their best.
    3. The F-14 did have an issue where in a flat spin (what Mav was is) the canopy would not clear fast enough and got almost caught above the crew. There was actually a pilot, Lt. David J. "Goose" Lortscher, who died in a real F-14 flat spin (that's where goose comes from). Also a stunt pilot, Art Scholl, died while filming that scene because of that (different plane, but he couldn't eject). Later models of the F-14 did correct that issue. And all modern planes account for it as well.
    And for extra credit, The "bald guy" is the Commader of the USS Enterprise.
    And for more, the bad guys were supposed to be North Korean, hense the star.
    Wow I'm a nerd.

    • @HighBoi
      @HighBoi  Год назад +7768

      🤓

    • @lawlessofarabia
      @lawlessofarabia Год назад +1277

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    • @PootisSpencerHeeyah
      @PootisSpencerHeeyah Год назад +195

      @@HighBoi hello Mr. Boi

    • @ningand
      @ningand Год назад +97

      🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓

    • @lkxiang
      @lkxiang Год назад +40

      😭😭😭

  • @boomermike71
    @boomermike71 Год назад +114

    5:05 “the information about that is top secret or unknown”
    As a member of the war thunder community, I will find it for you.

    • @PepsiDaCat69420
      @PepsiDaCat69420 Месяц назад +3

      As another member of the War thunder community, I have already found it 2 years yesterday

    • @CptPrice-mx7is
      @CptPrice-mx7is 4 дня назад

      Negative!

  • @sarasunny8064
    @sarasunny8064 Год назад +135

    5:57 I like how he reacts to these scenes the same way as I do, yet his tone tells it all. I love this guy.

    • @T0fu-Freedom
      @T0fu-Freedom Год назад +5

      I was searching for this comment.

    • @Kier4n99
      @Kier4n99 Год назад +5

      Hahaha I was giggling through that entire part. So true

  • @sim2769
    @sim2769 Год назад +3379

    "fight me over rule 34 and the other furry porn one on the corner on eyeblech" was the most degenerate phrase he has ever said, I love it

    • @null-person
      @null-person Год назад +67

      if only those places did not exsist.

    • @SpecialProjectY
      @SpecialProjectY Год назад +42

      The "other" being probably e621?

    • @titanium4082
      @titanium4082 Год назад +38

      @@SpecialProjectY that's what I have to assume, cuz I genuinely don't know what else would be explicitly furry versus "we got some of everything"

    • @frangallego8580
      @frangallego8580 Год назад +3

      We will fight them on the beaches...

    • @YourUncle445
      @YourUncle445 Год назад

      I read this as he was saying it

  • @evinneill5102
    @evinneill5102 Год назад +4594

    My mom died because we didn't know her blood type. She just kept telling us to "be positive" but it was hard to pull through.

    • @nazarasaid8645
      @nazarasaid8645 Год назад +347

      It took me a full minute to realise the joke, that's a whole other level of subtle

    • @DebuggerKnight
      @DebuggerKnight Год назад +82

      wow just wow

    • @3voked1
      @3voked1 Год назад +83

      Try stand up. I'd pay to come to your show!

    • @evinneill9699
      @evinneill9699 Год назад +22

      @@3voked1 thanks

    • @PiotrBarcz
      @PiotrBarcz Год назад +69

      good joke, but really not the place to slap it down, should've gone for a blood transfusion science video

  • @jisoolee480
    @jisoolee480 Год назад +228

    4:17 the purpose of the hard deck is to simulate the ground in exercises to stop pilots from maneuvering close to the actual ground and crashing. In other words, the mav here was under the "ground" for a few seconds and flew out of it.

    • @Umbra314
      @Umbra314 11 месяцев назад +36

      F-14s are obviously equipped with the ability to fold up their wings etc and form a tube to go through the earth with the giant drill they have in their nose cone.

    • @jisoolee480
      @jisoolee480 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@Umbra314 oh ye, mah bad

    • @Umbra314
      @Umbra314 11 месяцев назад +6

      An easy mistake to make, otherwise your knowledge of military training protocols is impressive.

  • @kuhnville3145
    @kuhnville3145 Год назад +125

    The canopy normally does get ejected away, but because of how flat spins work the canopy was shot straight up instead of getting ripped back by the air, allowing Goose to hit the canopy.

    • @TheUnimaterLp
      @TheUnimaterLp 8 месяцев назад +2

      Well actually :):
      The f14 Tompcat had a construcktion faliure, that caused such an event in this special case.

    • @kuhnville3145
      @kuhnville3145 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@TheUnimaterLp
      According to the F-14 Tomcat Naval Air Training and Operating Procedures Standardization (NATOPS) flight manual:
      “The aircraft is equipped with an automatic electronically sequenced command escape system incorporating two Navy aircrew common ejection seat (SJU-17(V) 3/A (pilot) and SJU-17(V) 4/A (RIO)) rocket-assisted ejection seats.
      “Both seats are identical in operation and differ only in nozzle direction of their lateral thrust motors, which provide a divergent ejection trajectory away from the aircraft path.
      “When either crewmember initiates the command escape system, the canopy is ballistically jettisoned and each crewmember is ejected in a preset-time sequence. The RIO is ejected to the left and the pilot to the right.
      “Safe escape is provided for most combinations of aircraft altitude, speed, attitude and flightpath within an envelope from zero airspeed, zero altitude in a substantially level attitude to a maximum speed of 600 KCAS.”
      Chesire continues;
      “Normally, within the ejection sequence, the canopy will automatically be blown off before the crews ejection seats fire. With forward airspeed, the canopy will always be well behind the aircraft when the RIO’s ejection seat fires.
      “However a flat spin provides a peculiar problem. Because there is no significant forward airspeed in the spin, the canopy is not blown behind the aircraft. Worse, there exists a partial vacuum just above a flat spin aircraft that can capture and hold a canopy in place above the aircraft. So when the RIO ejects, there is a strong chance he will impact the canopy hovering above. This has actually happened in real life.
      “To solve this problem, aircrews were advised to jettison the canopy early, and not wait for it in the ejection sequence. This would give a little more time for the canopy to move beyond the aircraft. There was a handle if pulled, would automatically jettison the canopy. This was totally separate from the seat ejection system.”
      Basically do your research before you pull out the “uhm akchtually” next time. Also learn how to spell construction lol

  • @Serby665
    @Serby665 Год назад +2340

    If two planes fly close enough together, the radar can show them as one, or won't be able to get a proper lock.
    But you need to fly very close, and never break formation.
    This is how two Argentinian fighter crews managed to sink a Brit ship with an otherwise good radar and missiles.

    • @thelordz33
      @thelordz33 Год назад +73

      I think this is also a limit of the time, but not something that really works anymore due to advances in detection tech.

    • @SeeNo3vil98
      @SeeNo3vil98 Год назад +16

      My dad told me about this he fought for us brits in Falklands and my old teacher as he was a pilot in Falklands told me too

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад +72

      False, at lease if you're referencing the sinking of the HMS Sheffield....
      They didn't show up on our RADAR because we were using a communications device to speak to Headquarters in London, this communications device took out the RADAR whenever it was in operation (a pretty glaring flaw, but the Navy had limited budget so it was decided a redesign wasn't necessary as we'd always have other ships around with the RADAR on)
      However doubly a problem the Weapons officer was in the toilet (heads) and the Captain was asleep (he'd been up for many hours before) the XO was looking at maps (charts) or something so there was effectively no chain of command, when the alert came in from the others ships it was a Rating (entry level young boy sailor) who realised we were under attack and grabbed the intercom to shout "HANDBRAKE" which was the code word for evasive maneuvers and pop chaff and so on, however the bloody communications were down because we were talking to London and getting new orders... so nobody heard. The first person to see the missile and report it therefore was actually a lookout (which means far too close to the ship to do anything about except shout "BRACE! BRACE! BRACE!" for anyone close enough to hear and lie down and grab something.
      Doubly annoying, the missile didn't even function correctly, the French Spies (DGSE) had actually disabled some of the Exocet missiles payloads (somehow, never explained to me) so it didn't actually explode but in another shocking stroke of bad luck it happened to hit (missiles like these aren't really aimed for one location like a tank gunner aiming for a tank ammo rack, you'd pretty much aim middle of the ship and cross your fingers you hit something important) the Damage Control firefighting water main pump, and the fuel was what caught fire, the remaining rocket fuel ignited the aluminium bulkheads, so when we switch on the fire hose to start fighting the fire it sucks water in from the sea but nothing comes out the hose, because it's actually pissing out of the giant hole in the pipe and rushing down into the bottom of the ship, the fire can't be stopped and will melt the ship to the point where the upper decks won't be supported so the ship is taken out with one lucky shot. Even though it will take a while for the fire to actually render the structure of the ship useless and eventually sink.
      The abandon ship order is given and we all get into lifeboats. Someone had actually got a copy of Monty Python's Life of Brian which we watched a screening of on the way down a few days before the sinking, so we were all singing "Always look on the bright side of life" as we get into lifeboats, with nobody really sure how many had died in the initial impact or been unable to escape the flooding ship.

    • @irionuchiha3823
      @irionuchiha3823 Год назад +3

      @@Serby665 you can't read a 30 second message?

    • @dhruvsuri5908
      @dhruvsuri5908 Год назад +7

      bro they using AA batteries to make AA radars? damn

  • @brentrichards1200
    @brentrichards1200 Год назад +1683

    A little information that some might not know, the hard deck represents the ground in flight tactics. Basically, both the jets smashed into the ground in their simulation.

    • @PbX57547
      @PbX57547 Год назад +57

      Found the guy

    • @xguy2950
      @xguy2950 Год назад +82

      Bro leak classified military files just to be accurate💀💀💀💀💀💀

    • @imretro2182
      @imretro2182 Год назад

      @@xguy2950 that’s not classified at all. Only takes one quick google search

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 Год назад +137

      Soft deck = "please try not to go below this for the purposes of the exercise"
      Hard deck = "please DO NOT go below this for the purposes of safety"
      Deck = "Ground. Go below this and we save money on a funeral I guess....unfortunately we'll lose money on the wreck of a Tomcat."

    • @xguy2950
      @xguy2950 Год назад

      @@imretro2182 i know

  • @HyperNebula
    @HyperNebula Год назад +16

    7:18 sadly enough that happened in real life where a rio of a tomcat passed away the same way as goose, it was a problem with the early variants of the tomcats canopy

    • @tetraxis3011
      @tetraxis3011 Год назад +4

      The RÍO that died also had “goose” as his nickname. That’s why Goose is called as such in the movie.

  • @oliallendcs
    @oliallendcs Год назад +4

    here is a random essay about the F-16 Viper, a multirole fighter aircraft developed by General Dynamics (now Lockheed Martin) for the United States Air Force. The F-16 Viper is known for its agility, speed, and advanced capabilities, making it a highly effective aircraft in air-to-air and air-to-ground missions.
    Overview of the F-16 Viper
    The F-16 Viper is a single-seat, single-engine aircraft that was first introduced in 1978. It was developed as a lightweight, high-performance fighter aircraft, capable of conducting air-to-air and air-to-ground missions. Since its introduction, the F-16 has been used by numerous countries around the world, and it has been continuously upgraded with new technologies and capabilities.
    The F-16 Viper is powered by a General Electric F110-GE-129 turbofan engine, which gives it a top speed of over Mach 2. The aircraft has a range of approximately 2,000 miles and a service ceiling of 50,000 feet. The F-16 Viper is also known for its exceptional maneuverability, which is due in part to its lightweight design and advanced fly-by-wire control system.
    Design and Capabilities of the F-16 Viper
    The F-16 Viper's design and capabilities are a result of its advanced technology and engineering. The aircraft features advanced avionics, including a multi-function display (MFD) and a heads-up display (HUD), which provide the pilot with a detailed view of the surrounding airspace. The MFD and HUD also allow the pilot to control and monitor the aircraft's weapons systems and other key systems.
    The F-16 Viper is also equipped with a range of weapons systems. The aircraft has nine external hardpoints, which can hold a variety of air-to-air and air-to-ground missiles, bombs, and rockets. The F-16 Viper can also carry a 20mm M61 Vulcan cannon, which is mounted internally and can fire up to 6,000 rounds per minute.
    Another key feature of the F-16 Viper is its advanced electronic warfare capabilities. The aircraft is equipped with an AN/ALR-56M radar warning receiver, which can detect and locate enemy radar emissions. The F-16 Viper also has an AN/ALQ-131 electronic countermeasure system, which can jam enemy radar systems and disrupt their communications.
    Role of the F-16 Viper in Modern Air Combat
    The F-16 Viper has played a significant role in modern air combat since its introduction in 1978. The aircraft has been used in a variety of missions, including air-to-air combat, air-to-ground strikes, and reconnaissance.
    One of the F-16 Viper's most notable combat missions was during Operation Desert Storm in 1991. The aircraft was used to conduct numerous air-to-air and air-to-ground missions, including suppression of enemy air defenses (SEAD) and close air support (CAS) missions. The F-16 Viper's agility and speed made it highly effective in these missions, and it played a significant role in the success of the operation.
    The F-16 Viper has also been used in a variety of training exercises and joint operations with other countries. The aircraft has been used to train pilots from numerous countries, and it has been used in joint operations with countries such as Israel and South Korea.
    In recent years, the F-16 Viper has been upgraded with new technologies and capabilities, including a new radar system and advanced electronic warfare systems. These upgrades have helped to keep the F-16 Viper a highly effective aircraft in modern air combat, and it is expected to continue to be used by numerous countries around the world for many years to come

  • @dacosmoshark7281
    @dacosmoshark7281 Год назад +886

    Fun fact about this movie, the navy had agreed to fire one missile, so the film crew has cameras on the. wings of the F-14, and there were planes near the F-14 as well to get as many angles of the missile firing. The differient camera angles also confused the navy enough to thretan to take Tony Scott to military court, but after some whitness accounts, it was deemed that only one missile was fired.

    • @thepotato_dealer4934
      @thepotato_dealer4934 Год назад +18

      It was two missiles actually

    • @CasualStrategist
      @CasualStrategist Год назад +91

      the missile knows where it is

    • @AByteofCode
      @AByteofCode Год назад +61

      @@CasualStrategist It knows this because it knows where it isn't

    • @superhydraulic5470
      @superhydraulic5470 Год назад +58

      @@AByteofCode by subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater) it obtains a difference or deviation

    • @AByteofCode
      @AByteofCode Год назад +43

      @@superhydraulic5470 The guidance subsystem uses deviations to generate corrective commands that drive the missile from a position where it is, to a position where it isn't. It follows that the position the missile is in is now the position that it wasn't and the position that it was is now the position that it isn't.

  • @CWHistory07
    @CWHistory07 Год назад +647

    When the world needed him most, he didn't show. When the world needed him the least, he showed.

    • @salmaan1095
      @salmaan1095 Год назад +1

      😭😭

    • @baginatora
      @baginatora Год назад +39

      A wizard is neither early, nor gay....

    • @ClockworkGearhead
      @ClockworkGearhead Год назад +8

      All things in balance.

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger Год назад +21

      @@baginatora this is canon
      Gay people get laid often
      Wizards derive their power from virginity
      Hence, wizards cannot be gay

    • @davidumansky9414
      @davidumansky9414 Год назад +5

      @@serotonin.scavenger Then explain Dark Magic along with dark warlocks and necromancers, If what you say is true, then Some mages dabbled with the dark arts of getting laid in order to bend reality itself, leaving their virginity as a hollow shell of it's former owner.

  • @franz643
    @franz643 Год назад +21

    Fun fact flying below the Hard deck is basically the same as flying into the ground so when he said he was under the harddeck for only a few seconds it only takes a fraction of a second to crash and burn 10/10

    • @charlieb1575
      @charlieb1575 Месяц назад

      I always thought this and I never understood the movie here. It's a wargame, and to be safe they say "alright pretend the ground is at a thousand feet, that's the hard deck.' so then what does only being under the hard deck for a few seconds even mean? You bounced your jet against the ground and grinded the fuselage along the pavement for only a few seconds?

  • @bigman-goat
    @bigman-goat Год назад +9

    1:35 I saw this on a tiktok but when pilots land and connect to a cable they go full throttle so they can take off again if they need to

  • @bravozulu0380
    @bravozulu0380 Год назад +1172

    That top gear homage was inspiring.
    Edit: 800+ likes? erry noice

  • @nuclear_slimebot
    @nuclear_slimebot Год назад +244

    1:47 as a War Thunder player I immediately got that reference

  • @tevatlonmeyers3849
    @tevatlonmeyers3849 Год назад +11

    They missed their hands at 6:07😂

  • @Postedyt
    @Postedyt Год назад +10

    Bruh I clicked on this because I thought it was gonna be Top Gear 😭

  • @livispuzzled
    @livispuzzled Год назад +258

    Okay so i did the math. Not quite accurate but a Topkek is a small cake of sorts and one weighs 35 grams. One atom of Carbon weighs 1.994x10^-23. So roughly nine atoms of Carbon is 1.8x10^-22. If ten Topkek cakes are 350g, and nine atoms of C are a VERY miniscule number of grams, it’s safe to say High Boi liked top gun

    • @EternallyPog
      @EternallyPog Год назад +18

      Holy shit. He did it. He actually fucking did it.

    • @aperson8025
      @aperson8025 Год назад +3

      yes but, how about 9 mols of carbon

    • @420Pizza2
      @420Pizza2 Год назад

      🤓

    • @Vestige_
      @Vestige_ Год назад +2

      @@420Pizza2 "🤓"-🤓
      (I legit do not care)

    • @cerrr12
      @cerrr12 10 месяцев назад

      legend lmao

  • @derEstefanius
    @derEstefanius Год назад +174

    1. That wire is technically there but in the shown footage Maverick doesn't has his hook extended out, to catch the wire. So that means, even if he wanted to land on the carrier, he'd just dump his plane in the sea because he's simply too fast.
    2. The Canope whilst ejecting is suposed to fly away backwards. It has no propulsion, so it normally does that. But in this case the Jet isn't flying horizontly but instead is falling verticly down. Therefore the Canopy doesn't flew backwards as it is suposed to, but verticly up. In this position it blocked Goose in his way upwards, and therefore breaks his spine.

    • @skrumbobumbo3279
      @skrumbobumbo3279 Год назад +12

      I keep scrolling comments looking for why Iceman wasn't the one in trouble cause he was flying like an ass and nobody has answered it yet 😭. I've always thought they both should've been at the trial, cause both were involved with the incident and were both potentially liable but of course the protagonist we're supposed to feel bad for is the one in trouble.

    • @mikethemaniac1
      @mikethemaniac1 Год назад +17

      @@skrumbobumbo3279 Its' not Ice flying like an ass, it's a glaring technical flaw of the F-14A, which has underpowered and very sensitive Pratt and Whitney engines. The B (delivered the year after Topgun came out.) had General electric engines that had about double the dry thrust and like 25% more power in afterburner and wouldn't have flameouts as readily as Maverick's A model. Also, in the event of a flatspin, the pilot is supposed to jettison the canopy and allow three seconds for it to separate before initiating an ejection.

    • @christopherbroms2508
      @christopherbroms2508 Год назад +1

      🤓

    • @neileapenninan8706
      @neileapenninan8706 Год назад

      @@mikethemaniac1 Ah thats why

    • @bendingdemon6483
      @bendingdemon6483 Год назад +2

      Actually, when landing on a ship, they go full throttle, that way if they fail to catch the wire or worse yet, the wire snaps, they have enough speed to take off again without nose diving into the sea

  • @kingbob6622
    @kingbob6622 9 месяцев назад +4

    8:52
    reason they can send anyone out for ten minutes or more is because they have to retract the catapult and also the line up a plane perfectly

  • @raavn.
    @raavn. 11 месяцев назад +3

    Literally GOLD content, I discovered your channel 3 weeks ago, and I've binged all of your videos. Highboi

  • @IrishTuffer
    @IrishTuffer Год назад +34

    2:06 why was that so specific 😳

  • @nofuckingway3444
    @nofuckingway3444 Год назад +119

    I have smoked enough weed today to verify everything you have said is absolutely correct.

    • @organicleaf
      @organicleaf Год назад +8

      imma be honest, i feel like 99% of us here just saw his name once on the startpage while high and just went "aw yep"

    • @Dan2yefa
      @Dan2yefa Год назад +1

      @@organicleaf I second this statement

    • @randomgamer4798
      @randomgamer4798 Год назад

      Nice

  • @persona9670
    @persona9670 Год назад +14

    1:41
    GEEK TIME!
    Ok so @High Boi when a naval plane lands on a carrier like that they always throttle to full power in case the didnt catch the wire, and my guess is mav caught either the 1st or 4th cable, but even though the arresting cable is really fuckin strong, that can still happen

  • @kv-1iv230
    @kv-1iv230 Год назад +3

    9:37
    You're right. F-5's (aka the "MiG-28") and F-14 had flares.

  • @hisisters8191
    @hisisters8191 Год назад +305

    Lol I love that he censored out his curse words in the beginning but then got lazy in the middle😂

    • @Heron11177
      @Heron11177 Год назад

      I think this is because RUclips's algorithm demonetize your video if it has curse words right at the beginning

    • @haka-katyt7439
      @haka-katyt7439 Год назад +82

      Its cuz if you swear in the beginning your video immediately gets demonitized

    • @RadekCrazy1
      @RadekCrazy1 Год назад +8

      I love the YEE sound effect he used for censoring

    • @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock
      @Yes_im.a-lordpeacock Год назад +2

      ​@@RadekCrazy1 it's og from a random meme on land Before time

  • @thirdgen377
    @thirdgen377 Год назад +152

    Hey High Boi. I served and worked on a flight deck of a carrier and what you saw was called a "Touch and Go". This is done by keeping the tail hook up so it won't catch a cable and pilots do these Touch and Go's in practice. So, yes, they can most definitely do that.

    • @architakumar2579
      @architakumar2579 Год назад +1

      Source? 😈

    • @julianle1803
      @julianle1803 Год назад

      @@architakumar2579 Who

    • @tro775
      @tro775 Год назад

      @@architakumar2579 jus type navy pilots touch and go

    • @tro775
      @tro775 Год назад

      I can also confirm this upon serving on the HMS Elizabeth

    • @TheHeavyDead420
      @TheHeavyDead420 Год назад

      You did the exact thing High Boi mocking you for 😂😂😂

  • @AnAcutallyNormalPerson
    @AnAcutallyNormalPerson Год назад +9

    1:10 it’s called *rudder*

  • @ibrainskills2510
    @ibrainskills2510 Год назад +1

    Bro I am addicted to this guy's bad word sensor sound effect.
    I need a file of this sound NOW.

  • @warnershetler5796
    @warnershetler5796 Год назад +361

    This is for the 40 y/o men who watched Maverick and loved it but never saw the original

    • @Power5
      @Power5 Год назад +38

      That is not a man then. How could any man over 40 not have seen the original?

    • @warnershetler5796
      @warnershetler5796 Год назад +2

      Retired men who were in the air force who now live on a farm near the Mojave desert

    • @pgbrown12084
      @pgbrown12084 Год назад

      In all its homo-erotic glory.

    • @ickd8890
      @ickd8890 Год назад +8

      Make that 14 yo

    • @reilysmith5187
      @reilysmith5187 Год назад +2

      I had never watched it but decided to watch it before the sequel. The differences where stark.

  • @tonyman905
    @tonyman905 Год назад +37

    My face when The migs are actually F5s and all the jets never used flares :

    • @Metapilot428
      @Metapilot428 Год назад +2

      yeo

    • @Metapilot428
      @Metapilot428 Год назад +1

      yep*

    • @salzwurst3026
      @salzwurst3026 Год назад +1

      Bro so true just so true…

    • @russman3787
      @russman3787 Год назад +1

      Also when missle armed jets start fighting at extremely close ranges. In reality they would be kilometers apart.

  • @nickraptor3035
    @nickraptor3035 Год назад +10

    2:00 ...huh...alrighty /j

  • @DavidVelasquez9
    @DavidVelasquez9 Год назад +174

    Divorce is never the way out, My wife and I have been having issues before I sort out help from a spiritual adviser,i wasnt going to let my marriage of 18years crash

    • @peterwilliams6361
      @peterwilliams6361 Год назад

      amazing,i am kinda in a similar situation,how did you handle it?

    • @DavidVelasquez9
      @DavidVelasquez9 Год назад

      @@peterwilliams6361 well not the orthodox way but i was referred by a friend to a spiritual adviser and healer

    • @peterwilliams6361
      @peterwilliams6361 Год назад

      @@DavidVelasquez9 please how can i get in touch with the spiritual adviser?

    • @DavidVelasquez9
      @DavidVelasquez9 Год назад

      @@peterwilliams6361 her name is SHELLY RENEE WHITE,and she is a great spiritual adviser as well as caster

    • @DavidVelasquez9
      @DavidVelasquez9 Год назад

      you can look her name up online and you will find all you need.

  • @Dronidor
    @Dronidor Год назад +60

    The f14 is considered one of the most capable fighters in the Navy. The f14 that Mav flew was the F14A, which was known to be exposed to compression stalls due to it's TF30 engine. The fan blades on this engine would break free when there was a change in airflow, causing these fighters to fall into flat spins.
    The reason why Goose ejected right into the canopy was because the canopy hovered over the fighter as the aircraft fell vertically.

    • @tolnaijudit6427
      @tolnaijudit6427 Год назад +2

      we got that guy

    • @rbcorle4973
      @rbcorle4973 Год назад

      Erm actually…

    • @salzwurst3026
      @salzwurst3026 Год назад

      I’ve heard that certain pilots could recover their planes from an flat spin

    • @Dronidor
      @Dronidor Год назад +3

      @@salzwurst3026 i never said it was impossible, it is incredibly difficult for pilots to recover from them

  • @SomeonePostedThis
    @SomeonePostedThis Год назад +634

    This guy never fails to entertain us😂

    • @Vixiene.
      @Vixiene. Год назад +4

      I agree with this comment much more then my teacher agreeing that im dumb

    • @mad576wastaken
      @mad576wastaken Год назад +22

      this comment never fails to be unoriginal

    • @snxxzz
      @snxxzz Год назад +5

      bro ain’t even watch the video

    • @ConvexFX
      @ConvexFX Год назад +4

      🤖

  • @TheCheeseburgerJudgesYou
    @TheCheeseburgerJudgesYou Год назад +5

    9:00 they might have only sent 1 plane because they thought that it might result in a beyond visual range fight, and not a dogfight. It still doesn’t make complete sense though.

  • @SecreterPlays
    @SecreterPlays 11 месяцев назад +2

    I love the top gear intro…. Very nostalgic ❤

  • @miawhalley9778
    @miawhalley9778 Год назад +25

    6:00 clearly High Boy is jealous

  • @bottleandscrap7626
    @bottleandscrap7626 Год назад +19

    1:52 made me laugh so hard since there is someone like this

  • @Mjolnir5826
    @Mjolnir5826 Год назад +5

    I don’t know why but I absolutely love this dude and all the shit he posts. It’s hilarious and I can just watch his entire channel and never get bored. Thanks for your content bro.

  • @AldrickExGladius
    @AldrickExGladius Год назад +6

    8:40 I cant believe you had nothing to say about the ass on the side of dudes helmet

    • @SleepyPopups.Unedited
      @SleepyPopups.Unedited Год назад +2

      Oh yeah, i forgot that Wood's helmet design had that buttcheeks in the sides (it was kissed aswell :-;)

  • @notchwatches
    @notchwatches Год назад +176

    We later find out Maverick is a God pretending to be a pilot when he survives a Mach-10 breakup.

    • @joec.457
      @joec.457 Год назад +1

      Proof?

    • @stevemc01
      @stevemc01 Год назад +14

      TG: Maverick?

    • @notchwatches
      @notchwatches Год назад +2

      @@stevemc01 Yup.

    • @maximummac223
      @maximummac223 Год назад +10

      Ik its an unrealistic scene, but I think its a perfect example of the audience understanding something and letting it go for the sake of the scene, and it really worked.

    • @luxqk
      @luxqk Год назад +6

      @@maximummac223 I could very well be wrong, but i have 2 options on how this could've been realistic:
      Option 1: Just like the F-111, the Darkstar had an escape module which allowed the pilot to be ejected safely.
      Option 2: The air pressure at very high altitudes (Maverick was flying at 24 thousand meters (around 80k feet) is very low and he maybe could've survived (This might be completely wrong tho)

  • @toganium4175
    @toganium4175 Год назад +78

    Therapist: borzoi plane doesn’t exist, it can’t hurt you.
    Borzoi plane:

    • @scottify633
      @scottify633 Год назад +3

      Aha borzoi concord goes woooosh

    • @oscarljungberg8821
      @oscarljungberg8821 Год назад +6

      let me fly it for you.

    • @cy-one
      @cy-one Год назад +2

      @@oscarljungberg8821 _I didn't fly it for you_

    • @jland529
      @jland529 Год назад

      gramercy

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 Год назад

      LET ME GET THAT FOR YOU ........ CRUMMY

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 Год назад +1

    That Top Gear opening was so good, I missed those 3 high brit bois

  • @Kaiju-Driver
    @Kaiju-Driver Год назад

    I always need these videos. You have a great way of observing film.

  • @mrbattery8928
    @mrbattery8928 Год назад +22

    6:43 pewdiepie RGB Baby🤣🤣

  • @brokeboyNYA
    @brokeboyNYA Год назад +21

    3:35 he must be a warthunder player

  • @unfunipikachuma4017
    @unfunipikachuma4017 Год назад

    I’ve waited so long for This THANK YOU

  • @Luxury681
    @Luxury681 Год назад +1

    I love how he struggles saying rivalry 😂

  • @itsfrxsty5820
    @itsfrxsty5820 Год назад +60

    Yo this mans editing and commentary style is amazing love this and when i get paid i plan to purchase a patron

    • @itsfrxsty5820
      @itsfrxsty5820 Год назад +1

      No way i got a heart from my literal favorite creator omg screenshot time

    • @ethancarey3999
      @ethancarey3999 Год назад

      The fact that he doesn’t edit out the mistake he makes is golden

  • @indyjons321
    @indyjons321 Год назад +82

    Mav could have throttled up just before touching down to overshoot the wires and go around.
    Flat spins are real, and the F-14 was known for them. (Especially with one engine, due to the large change in center of thrust.
    If you fly close enough together its theoretically possible to appear as one aircraft. At least with radar from the 1980s.

    • @nath9091
      @nath9091 Год назад +4

      Not military but I thought standard procedure was to go full throttle on touchdown in case you need to go around again e.g. missed or broken wire. The wire is designed to stop you even on full throttle if you do hook it.

    • @joshdengate4414
      @joshdengate4414 Год назад +1

      he pulls up his tailhook at last second

    • @mrcloud234
      @mrcloud234 Год назад +2

      And the "Migs" are not Migs they are F-5C's/F-5E's

  • @David-xc9ie
    @David-xc9ie Год назад +3

    - Sees the movie
    - forgets movie
    - watches highboi
    - ah shit thats what it was about

  • @anti351
    @anti351 8 месяцев назад +1

    ok but literally that thumbnail is a masterpiece

  • @lief3414
    @lief3414 Год назад +12

    "He throws goose's dog tags off the ship thinking he's in Titanic." - Good one.

  • @isabellanotaworry9156
    @isabellanotaworry9156 Год назад +90

    My new mission in life is to wait until Pewdiepie uploads another video, and send "High Boi sends his congrats on the new baby".

  • @randomdead7980
    @randomdead7980 Год назад

    I love his recaps on movies. His humor the best dude.

  • @Skrotiz85
    @Skrotiz85 Год назад

    This might be the best I've seen in a long time.
    Haven't laughed so much since the Reenacted with Bunnies Videos back in the days.
    Great job! Definitely subscribing this.

  • @jacie805
    @jacie805 Год назад +34

    Man somehow gets all the best parts of the movie and spoil the end in under 10 seconds. What a legend

  • @hbm7350
    @hbm7350 Год назад +13

    6:59 this meme Sums up the whole movie; review Maverick next

  • @R055LE.1
    @R055LE.1 9 месяцев назад

    Yeah I'm gonna need so many more of these! Thanks

  • @PiotrBarcz
    @PiotrBarcz Год назад

    Apart from the few stupid humor moments this is really really hilarious xD Also, ending the video with one of my favorite tunes by Kevin MacLeod was the cherry on top, nice video!

  • @kotm2021
    @kotm2021 Год назад +18

    According to director Tony Scott, the enemy in Top Gun is actually supposed to be North Korea, but they redacted those lines, to keep tensions between America and North Korea clean, during the Cold War

  • @phlosen7854
    @phlosen7854 Год назад +11

    2:54 the struggle is real. Thanks for that edit :)

  • @ethanalmonte-vd3jv
    @ethanalmonte-vd3jv Год назад

    Keep up the work my guy your hilarious and I love your content :)

  • @marcioviannajunior9684
    @marcioviannajunior9684 11 месяцев назад

    I'm binge watching your videos for like the 5th or 6th time, great content my friend

  • @anatoli.e.
    @anatoli.e. Год назад +6

    The thumbnail is a piece of art

  • @meappig7952
    @meappig7952 Год назад +8

    The top gear references and "fight me" made me rupture my intestine laughing lol

    • @meappig7952
      @meappig7952 Год назад

      Gave me trauma from when my mate made me go on eyeblech

  • @banana_boyyy
    @banana_boyyy Год назад +1

    Now this is what I call a proper movie summary. 👌🏼💯

  • @Karmasir01
    @Karmasir01 Год назад

    Nobody on RUclips convinces me to go smoke before watching their videos like you ge
    Your contant legendary

  • @lazulenoc6863
    @lazulenoc6863 Год назад +9

    Iceman: You're gonna get people killed for your dangerous moves, Mav.
    Iceman soon after: *Gets Goose killed because he was being dangerous.*

  • @dmg524
    @dmg524 Год назад +50

    Great as always,
    Just perfect humor xD
    Best way to enjoy the evening!

    • @joec.457
      @joec.457 Год назад

      His mic sucks. Now

    • @bucherwurm5344
      @bucherwurm5344 Год назад

      Couldn´t have said it better, there needs to be an ultra-like button for this video

  • @elizabethhill3675
    @elizabethhill3675 Год назад

    I forgot how amazing these videos are. This was HALARIOUS

  • @xEroarz
    @xEroarz Год назад

    “The top top gunner” made me laugh so hard 😂 Nice vid man ❤

  • @draiocht1979
    @draiocht1979 Год назад +14

    7:13 I ain’t a army nerd but I do know that the canopy is supposed to pop off like 3 seconds before your chair launches

    • @gordoncordon9779
      @gordoncordon9779 Год назад

      Not really, canopies are retarded

    • @anneke_yep2407
      @anneke_yep2407 9 месяцев назад +2

      Older planes had worse ejection safety mechanics. Another fact, if in a plane with more than 4 people, there is a model that will eject each person on a timer so as to prevent them hitting each other. However this has caused individuals to die as they were crashing from a low altitude and didn’t have enough time to eject. I believe a similar thing happened near the naval air station I live by

  • @FillyCheesteak
    @FillyCheesteak Год назад +16

    3:47
    “Smaller Nimbler Jets”
    A-4 Skyhawks turn like a bus
    They wouldn’t stand half a testicle’s chance against an F-14

    • @charlenehidalgo6558
      @charlenehidalgo6558 Год назад

      War Thunder disagrees... Go to War Thunder su57 men over from top gun mavrick

  • @LiftRC
    @LiftRC Год назад

    I have never seen anyone explain stuff so easy, i need you as my teacher

  • @biggmonke8057
    @biggmonke8057 Год назад +2

    High Boi is the only man on Earth who can make huge criticisms and still think its a good movie.

  • @bnjmnmthws
    @bnjmnmthws Год назад +27

    For the viewers at home, High Boi made passionate love to Goose in an airplane, and the cable is 23 meters away unless it isn't.

  • @wingedfish1175
    @wingedfish1175 Год назад +8

    7:31 it really should though

  • @Eternalflame4679
    @Eternalflame4679 Год назад

    I love this movies... thanks for it

  • @eggdog2807
    @eggdog2807 Год назад +1

    That thumbnail is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen

  • @xero5773
    @xero5773 Год назад +22

    As an air cadet this is funny as hell

  • @pyrothedragon1282
    @pyrothedragon1282 Год назад +10

    9:37 yes, the jets did have flares but in this close of a range flares wouldn't do a lot + the reaction timing would be very slow

    • @arya493
      @arya493 Год назад

      So your the guy high Boi was talking about the whole video

    • @pyrothedragon1282
      @pyrothedragon1282 Год назад +2

      @@arya493 I am

    • @JuiceyBeverage
      @JuiceyBeverage Год назад +1

      ​@@pyrothedragon1282 He is Him

  • @BenStudios167
    @BenStudios167 Год назад +3

    9:27 The reason there's so much reciclying is because the navy didn't allow them to shoot more than 2 missiles

    • @burneronthenetwork736
      @burneronthenetwork736 9 месяцев назад

      In fact a fake explosion looked so real the Navy opened an investigation on it

  • @blocksource4192
    @blocksource4192 9 месяцев назад +1

    I kind of wanted you to explain the entire video like a top gear episode.
    "And tonight, we are looking at the man who flew over mach 10"

  • @outatime626
    @outatime626 Год назад +20

    1:56 I study military tech and the wire would catch the plane and prevent it from taking off again. If he didn’t have his hook down, he could take off again like that as long as there wasn’t a plane on the side catapults.

    • @mbrusyda9437
      @mbrusyda9437 Год назад +1

      Why didn't he have his hook down if he's planning to land? Are you supposed to put them down only right before attachment or something?

  • @sladehd6197
    @sladehd6197 Год назад +14

    Probably ghost perk from cod 0:45

  • @ThatbotLeniex
    @ThatbotLeniex 8 месяцев назад +3

    “Bottom pistol”

  • @mainakmitra3810
    @mainakmitra3810 Год назад

    Everything is spontaneously funny about high boi, but You had me at naming that pilot Bollywood

  • @catbomb9960
    @catbomb9960 Год назад +8

    About those cables, at least with the planes I worked with, you need to extend the hook to catch the cable for it to work. That's why they can use the same runway for both takeoff and landing despite the cable.

  • @ShadowReaper-pu2hx
    @ShadowReaper-pu2hx Год назад +7

    I think Maverick getting laid really hit High Boi in the jealousy section of his brain.

  • @onepunchman5837
    @onepunchman5837 9 месяцев назад +1

    the top gear opening got me offguard Im crying hahahahhaahaha

  • @giantqueermess264
    @giantqueermess264 Год назад +6

    10:15
    Bros dividing atoms ._.

    • @ABrick-hf3qt
      @ABrick-hf3qt 11 месяцев назад +2

      WAIT DONT!!!! Insert Plankton splitting atoms:

  • @vitorkoelho
    @vitorkoelho Год назад +7

    3:44 Im dead 💀💀💀💀

  • @roxandlol_1272
    @roxandlol_1272 Год назад +4

    This is the best movie recap so far. Love seeing you expand a bit on your video formula and adding more jokes

  • @KubaSubaru
    @KubaSubaru 5 месяцев назад

    That drinking Sukhoi got me. I was watching this video while playing DCS in a Su-33 and that made it all more hilarious.

  • @ExtremlyRandom
    @ExtremlyRandom Год назад +2

    Not me on my way to fly all the way to Sweden and kidnap Pewdiepie's RGB Gaming baby for myself