The fact that he has to make up his own reality, post it online for his cult members to see and have a couple of hundreds of them who are able to read and write agree with him, is so funny except it's a former president and public person who is doing it which makes it sad and pathetic.
@@srf2112, no, he's correct. "Passed" means to have already moved. "He passed by me." "Past" is an indicator of a time frame. "Isn't it past your jail time?"
They don't imprison or execute people in this country just for being far, FAR more intelligent and having exponentially more integrity than any 4 combined generations of your family or the prerequesitely lying degenerate trash that they put into positions of so called late night tv hosts in this day and age. Sorry about your luck, @johnmedeiros3763, daniuelleyton8073, and @xaenon.
No .. he can't.... To the intelligent minded people. Lol. The rest is why we're in this mess today. Never defund education. Or..... we could soon have someone like Trump for president. That's threat enough for me . LMAO 🤣😂 #votesmart
Signs of a sociopath • behavior that conflicts with all social norms. • disregarding or violating the rights of others. • unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong. • extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner. • extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others. • no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
It totally burns the Orange Menace up that the coolest, most successful, creative people constantly laugh at him. Every time he tries to get the advantage, he just demonstrates that once again he has brought a prop knife to the gunfight.
@@scipioafricanus5871 these are the kind of life skills most people are mastering by 17 not still struggling with at 77. It’s mind boggling he’s made it as far as he has in life.
Well said Vinnie. Those who swallowed the Big Lie are going to prison, every day another arrest, another sentenced...they believed the absurd. And committed atrocities! How dense does one have to be to get played by a guy known as Don the Con? 😒
He hasn't got enough years left in him to pay THAT debt to society. He hasn't even been CHARGED with everything he's done yet & The Hague has jurisdiction over some of it.
@@angelikaopland7880 True, bit it would be entertaining to see him him homeless, trying to find work in Palm Beach or New York. He's already begging his rich friends for money.
Kimmel you must be doing something right getting under Dumb Donnie's skin and having Donnie still remembers it from 5 weeks ago His retention span being so short has most white house officials would say under his administration that quite the feat on your part Now if only dumb Donnie could get his facts straight
To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
I wish the current SCOTUS was bound by scruples; it's been Kafkaesque since Amy Croney Barret was shoved in by Mitch, Cotton and the rest of the MAGA Mob
Yes, dt was allowed to enjoy a prolific career as a s- predator. His wealth and connections shielded him from any consequences. Now he has to sit in court, pay big fines, and eventually go to prison. Guantanamo beckons...
Yeah, Trump is so clueless that he doesn't even realize that he is constantly giving Jimmy fresh material to use against him. Dumb Donald will never figure it out and even if he did, he has zero self control to stop himself. What a specimen. Never go up against a professional comedian. You can't win.
@@elenachristian9860 Id vote for you mate. Believe me, your a much better option. Surely you lot can dig deeper into the gean pool n sack the both of them..
Seeing the Oscars clip, I understand why Tronnie Dump can’t let it go. It’s not the joke, it’s not what Kimmel said. It’s the reaction shot of all the famous people laughing that got to him. Because for all his bluster, he really wants their approval.
Wow Jimmy you sure bite but leave a sting on Trump! Jimmy please oh please sir please. Keep it up! Do it Jimmy do it!!! Trump can dish it out but he sure can't take it! Trump telling Stormy say hello to my little friend. Rotflmao! That was incredible We all ❤ Jimmy
I still think that the reaction at 6:13 of the beautiful Jodie Foster laughing and applauding after Jimmy reads the 'make America great again' line is one of the greatest moments not only in Academy Award history but in TV history as well. 😃😄
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. That was so funny! And you really called him out for being disrespectful and senile. Keep digging. I will be watching every day.
Oh boy. I've appreciated Jimmy Kimmel's work for years, but he is really handing it to Dumph. The roasting Spy Magazine gave him in the 80s is like child's play comparatively. Go Jimmy go!!!
Other than being considered an employee at Mara Lago so he can live there, an apt descriptor is "unemployed". He doesn't control his namesake company and just bums around in court.
You're doing America a service by insulting Don Snorleone! Keep it up!!
Hahaha 😂 I love it.
😂😂
Make that The World!!
😂😂
Not only for the united states, also for the world. Love from Berlin fellow US friends ❤
The fragility of Drumph's ego is mind-boggling.
And you have the name spelled correctly! 😂
I'm 65 I've never seen anything like it and yes it's truly mind boggling and childish
The fact that he has to make up his own reality, post it online for his cult members to see and have a couple of hundreds of them who are able to read and write agree with him, is so funny except it's a former president and public person who is doing it which makes it sad and pathetic.
@@Sangsstuff If you keep repeating your own lies, you will finally believe them.
@@wingnut2893 This is the mantra of every con-man and televangelist preacher.
Keep doing what you do Jimmy Kimmel. Keep tearing into Il Douche
👍❤️‼️
Kimmel smacks Trump on Twitter. But facts are facts. Trump still has the ability to use Twitter unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
Kimmel smacks Don on X. But facts are facts. Don still has the ability to use X unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
@@adamriddles you lost me, are we talking about Voldemort here?
@@bubbawilliams Thats a new one. haven't heard ol joe called that before. Good one. Mind if I use it myself?
"Isn't it past your jail time?" is an all world line. That got to trump bigly.
Credit where credit is due…
PAST....
It's obviously _still_ burning Drumpfs orange a$$...😂😂😂
@@davidwallace8388don’t be tedious
@@srf2112, no, he's correct. "Passed" means to have already moved. "He passed by me." "Past" is an indicator of a time frame. "Isn't it past your jail time?"
Love you Jimmy. Don't stop. 💙💙💙💙
Lock him up for life. Put us out of our misery. TRUMP FOR PRISON 2024!"
You next, since the judicial system is being weaponized.
Better idea: A blindfold and cigarette. Donnie wants to be a dictator? That's how dictators end.
Send him to St Helena Island
@@xaenon I am in total agreement!😵👍👍
They don't imprison or execute people in this country just for being far, FAR more intelligent and having exponentially more integrity than any 4 combined generations of your family or the prerequesitely lying degenerate trash that they put into positions of so called late night tv hosts in this day and age. Sorry about your luck, @johnmedeiros3763, daniuelleyton8073, and @xaenon.
Keep digging into his childish mind It’s Priceless. He can’t take it but can sure dish it out.
No .. he can't.... To the intelligent minded people. Lol. The rest is why we're in this mess today.
Never defund education. Or..... we could soon have someone like Trump for president.
That's threat enough for me . LMAO 🤣😂 #votesmart
Kimmel smacks Trump on Twitter. But facts are facts. Trump still has the ability to use Twitter unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
Kimmel smacks Trump on Twitter. But facts are facts. Trump still has the ability to use Twitter unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
Kimmel smacks Don on X. But facts are facts. Don still has the ability to use X unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
You go, Jimmy. Keep calling him out!!!
To be disrespected by Trump is an honor.
Yep. The Constitution, the Democratic Party, every person in the country and the world has been honored.
Put him in prison.
You are living in his head, Jimmy.
Oh damn Jimmy you have to get out of there, it's about to collapse 😉
Rent free lol
Rent free.😂
😂😅🎉😅😅😅
Rent free!
Imagine this guy is the Republican presidential nominee. What a joke
IT'S THE DOWNRIGHT DISGRACE
cream of the crop
so presidential...
They really couldn't find anyone better? Like seriously?.....😂
@@chadfr1013 Kindergarden antics. Immature kindergarden. Putin's puppet
"Ranta Claus!" Jimmy comes up with the best nicknames that's what kills trump.
Awesome! Thank you Jimmy, you are an American treasure in comedy!
😂 Jimmy Kimmel, you are absolutely great!! 45 is insufferable and vile.
Kimmel smacks Don on X. But facts are facts. Don still has the ability to use X unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
@@adamriddles ooh copy and paste that comment. Makes me think troll farm
@@bubbawilliams or several lures out to find the liberal snowflakes
Signs of a sociopath
• behavior that conflicts with all social norms.
• disregarding or violating the rights of others.
• unconcerned to distinguish between right and wrong.
• extreme difficulty showing remorse, void of empathy.
• tendency to lie often, repeatedly. Behaving in impulsive and risky manner.
• extremely manipulative and exploitative without care of hurting others.
• no conscience or guilt, and refuse to accept responsibility for their actions while claiming ownership of the success of others.
Yeah, that's literally everything tfg has got going
What does spell? It’s spells drumpf
He’s also a textbook narcissist
That's him alright. All day long. A freakin sociopath. 🤡 A clear and present danger. He belongs on a locked ward for the criminally insane.
#convict45
narcissist personality disorder/malignant narcissist
It totally burns the Orange Menace up that the coolest, most successful, creative people constantly laugh at him. Every time he tries to get the advantage, he just demonstrates that once again he has brought a prop knife to the gunfight.
Seeing him laughed at by all those well respected A listers was a thing of beauty ❤
To the gunfight, Moby Trump brought a dilder and a tub of kay why
The thing is, Trump can't let anything go, he doesn't seem to get that sometimes it is best not to say anything at all.
@@scipioafricanus5871 these are the kind of life skills most people are mastering by 17 not still struggling with at 77. It’s mind boggling he’s made it as far as he has in life.
Sic ‘em Jimmy and don’t let up!!!
“Watch it on TV in the rec room at Riker’s!” LOVE IT
They're not givin him the remote....
and he has to sit in the back, and play his invisible accordion.
Once the TV programmes pass children's hour he's stuffed unless they have the Disney Channel.
Please vote blue 💙
Voting Blue got us in this mess. You need to wake up & get off the Drugs you are on.
😂😂oh my God he SLAMMED TRUMP OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN 😂😂❤
With that dreaded weapon known as facts…and bigly humor!
L’il Donnie Dumdum is 0-95 against Kimmel and still hasn’t figured out when he’s better off letting it go. Huge ego, tiny intellect. Trumplethinskin.
Kimmel is brutal 😂
@@stevedrinkard7297 More a Idiot then anything.
"Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities." ~Voltaire
This isn't 1989. We've been exposed to internet for decades. We've all seen all the punchy quotes a hundred times over.
Write your own material, eh?
This is the scary thing about Trump and many of his followers. They do believe his absurdities and have shown that peaceful protest is not their way.
Well said Vinnie. Those who swallowed the Big Lie are going to prison, every day another arrest, another sentenced...they believed the absurd. And committed atrocities! How dense does one have to be to get played by a guy known as Don the Con? 😒
@@JasonC-ic3qdWhy, is the truth somehow off-putting?
Any person with a SHRED of common sense KNOWS trump belongs in PRISON !!!!
Kimmel smacks Don on X. But facts are facts. Don still has the ability to use X unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
Any one that didn't stand in line for the booster knows tbe dumpocraps are dirty as hell.
Please Jimmy keep the heat on him, all you says is truth
Sleepy Don is basically a cell phone with 3% battery life that's on energy saver mode at this point.
You flatter him.
Got dropped several times
Jesse!
Where the heck have you been?
Chump is so outmatched by Kimmel.
So is a pile of dog poop on the side of the road.
Hopefully his current trial will result in LOSER Don catching up on his jail time.
They would never dare to put him in prison think of the national secrets he could tell felons
@@vickiewilliams5570 think of the national secrets he's already told our enemies.
He hasn't got enough years left in him to pay THAT debt to society. He hasn't even been CHARGED with everything he's done yet & The Hague has jurisdiction over some of it.
@@vickiewilliams5570 He can't bring hard copies with him & he's most famous for lying, so that's not much of a risk.
@@angelikaopland7880 True, bit it would be entertaining to see him him homeless, trying to find work in Palm Beach or New York. He's already begging his rich friends for money.
Jimmy is the best at insulting trump!!!
Totally!😂
Most definitely and it comes so natural
Kimmel smacks Trump on Twitter. But facts are facts. Trump still has the ability to use Twitter unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
Kimmel smacks Don on X. But facts are facts. Don still has the ability to use X unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
Trump didn't write that- he doesn't know what vaunted is nor how to spell it.
Ghostwritten as The Art Of The Vaunt.
It's also in complete sentences and not on all caps
Kimmel smacks Trump on Twitter. But facts are facts. Trump still has the ability to use Twitter unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
As Kimmel tosses him in the comedy wood chipper
Kimmel you must be doing something right getting under Dumb Donnie's skin and having Donnie still remembers it from 5 weeks ago His retention span being so short has most white house officials would say under his administration that quite the feat on your part Now if only dumb Donnie could get his facts straight
Dumpy is still stewing over a joke President Obama told at his expense over a decade ago. Trump doesn't know much but he never lets go of a grudge.
You got that right trumpet is such a loser he’s so pathetic
To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."
I wish the current SCOTUS was bound by scruples; it's been Kafkaesque since Amy Croney Barret was shoved in by Mitch, Cotton and the rest of the MAGA Mob
Brilliant! (I would like to save it but I’m unable to do so.)
Yes, dt was allowed to enjoy a prolific career as a s- predator. His wealth and connections shielded him from any consequences. Now he has to sit in court, pay big fines, and eventually go to prison.
Guantanamo beckons...
This was some of Jimmy's best he's just totally awesome🎉🎉❤❤
Hilarious that Don the con thinks he’s going to win against Kimmel 🤣🤣🤣.. Shhhh Trumpy its past your jail time
Yeah, Trump is so clueless that he doesn't even realize that he is constantly giving Jimmy fresh material to use against him. Dumb Donald will never figure it out and even if he did, he has zero self control to stop himself. What a specimen. Never go up against a professional comedian. You can't win.
Do not Heckle a comedian! This is the perfect reason!
seems he has some nerve calling Joe : sleepy: 😂
Kimmel smacks Trump on Twitter. But facts are facts. Trump still has the ability to use Twitter unlike someone that shall remain unnamed.
I hope you host the Academy Awards Show next year. You did a fantastic job!!!
Beautiful monologue!
trump can dish it out! But can’t take it!
He can't even dish it out, the man is completely and utterly useless
He can dish it out, and throw it at the wall.
Yes, he talks trash and insults people, but when it comes back to him...the whine fest begins! 😭
Glad your living in his head keep it up it's been weeks and it's eating him
Trump could go to jail if he loses his criminal trial, but he’s concentrating on insulting Jimmy Kimmel. Trump is so silly.
Silly nah not even close a dill wad. Dim wit for sure.
Jimmy, you obviously doing a great job because you got under Trump's skin.
Australians are terrified you lot might vote him back in... Please, just say no to Trump.. tell it like it is Jimmy.
I don't think that will happen. BUT. It's not just him. There are many, many people who fostered his presidency and they will still be around.
@@elenachristian9860
Id vote for you mate. Believe me, your a much better option. Surely you lot can dig deeper into the gean pool n sack the both of them..
We’re terrified he’ll be voted back in. Keeping fingers crossed all Americans vote blue.
@@libbylandscape3560
Libby.. Why don't you run for Prez.
You got my vote.!
He wants to be president. Again.
Mercy.
Help us !!!
Only by becoming president again can he stop all his criminal trials and then he be a dictator to go after all who opposed him.😢😢😢😮
Heaven forbid VOTE BLUE UP AND DIWN THE BALLOT. VOTE BIDEN
He wants to be President in the worst way!
he NEEDS to be president. It's the only way he can avoid prison time. He will get more and more desperate as the walls close in.
Thank you Jimmy. I really needed this. 😂❤️. Rip Van Stinko just keeps getting more ridiculous.
Thanks for that, Jimmy. Put me in a good mood for the rest of the day.
That was awesome 😂👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thanks Jimmy
“Isn’t it past your jail time?” … the burn of the CENTURY!
"Courtroom siesta" ROFLMAO!!!!!!
Seeing the Oscars clip, I understand why Tronnie Dump can’t let it go. It’s not the joke, it’s not what Kimmel said. It’s the reaction shot of all the famous people laughing that got to him. Because for all his bluster, he really wants their approval.
Wow Jimmy you sure bite but leave a sting on Trump!
Jimmy please oh please sir please. Keep it up! Do it Jimmy do it!!! Trump can dish it out but he sure can't take it! Trump telling Stormy say hello to my little friend. Rotflmao! That was incredible
We all ❤ Jimmy
The line is, "And the Oscar goes to..."
Not, "And the winner is..."
And it still wasn’t Jimmy Kimmel’s line to say! 😂😂😂
And it’s not “Picture of the Year”
"Still not Al Pacino!"
Excellent thank you Jimmy!!!
I saw a political cartoon that asked the difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump? Trump would charge for the koolaid
“Isn’t it past your jail time?” T-shirt anyone? Yes, please. ✋🏼
I bought the Isn't it past your jail time ? T-shirt, got it yesterday. I love it, it's so funny. 😂😂🇫🇮🇫🇮🇫🇮
@@DragonLa554 are you joshin me? Do they really have a tshirt that says that already?
I thought I heard there were, actual, Billboards with that line. Was I misinformed?
My answers keep disappearing !
T-shirts are available from teepublic
Different designs and colours with the txt: Isn't it past your jail time ?😂😂
@@treehugnhipi3765
Yes, from teepublic !
Don Poorleone says, 'hello to my little MUSHROOM!'
Don Poorleon
Don Snoreleon
Keep em comming!
From Little Mushroom to Little Muffler when he gets to prison.
You go Jimmy we Love You !!! Keep getting under the Orange Blobs skins it's eating him alive knowing you are 10 times brighter than this quack
Jimmy you are Brilliant ‼️ Love your show Especially jokes about our former Loser President. Keep up the Great work ❤
I still think that the reaction at 6:13 of the beautiful Jodie Foster laughing and applauding after Jimmy reads the 'make America great again' line is one of the greatest moments not only in Academy Award history but in TV history as well. 😃😄
Team Kimmel!!!
"my wife said oh no" and I said "oh yes"😂😂😂
Scorched Earth. Love it!!! 💙
Love you Jimmy 😍 💋 you go get him.Thank you from me and all of America
And the WORLD 😅
Keep up the great work Jimmy!!!! We love you
Jimmy Kimmel for republican presidential nominee, and Al Pacino for V.P.
LMAO - hilarious. Funniest Kimmel segment ever. Literally had tears in my eyes. "Isn't it past your jail time?" - muahahahahahaha
Jimmy, that is a classy reply to Chump's childishness. Keep up the good work. Greetings from the UK.
"Say hello to my little friend" ...perfect comeback, keep up the jokes, ❤️ that your bothering him
Take his phone. Our country deserves peace and lack of his insanity
Wow, maybe take the keys from Grandpa.....Say hello to my Little Friend!!!You crack me up Jimmy!! 😂🤣😂
It was Jodie's reaction. She's exactly the sort of woman Trump lusts for, and knows is out of his league.
Thank you Jimmy Kimmel. That was so funny! And you really called him out for being disrespectful and senile. Keep digging. I will be watching every day.
Please take the keys away from grandpa
This is how to handle Drumpf
Why would anyone ever pick a fight with a comedian 🤦🏽♂️
I’ll take “Actions of the insane” for $1000, Alex
"Ranta Claus" . . .
I love it !
Mr. Kimmel seems to have struck a very, VERY deep nerve.
Jimmy is the BEST at getting Diaper Donnie goat! Thanks,,,,💙💙💙💙💙💙.
Jimmy, you should get a medal of Honor for services to the nation.
The names they come up with! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ranta Clause!
Don Provolone!
Donnie D Cups!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I have never watched the Award before, but I am now looking forward to watching the 2025 Academy Award. ❤ Kimmel.
I’m surprised the Donald lets you live in his head rent free like that, when he’s so desperate for money…
Underrated comment 💯!
😂😂😂😂
"Say hello to my little friend"... Hilarious!
Oh boy. I've appreciated Jimmy Kimmel's work for years, but he is really handing it to Dumph. The roasting Spy Magazine gave him in the 80s is like child's play comparatively. Go Jimmy go!!!
Priceless
Kimmel said FAFO Rant-a-Clause
Next year's band: Donnie and the Diapers.
OH MY GOODNESS! DID HE EVER SCEWER DONALD J. TRUMP!
Funny. Excellent writing. And Jimmy rocks!
So good, Jimmy.
Keep it up dude! Priceless - good for you
Other than being considered an employee at Mara Lago so he can live there, an apt descriptor is "unemployed". He doesn't control his namesake company and just bums around in court.
Superb
Oops, you did it again, Jimmy Kimmel! You da best!! 😂😂😂😂
Apparently the "Fatulent" one has caused a real stink in the courtroom.
I LOVE how he doesn't hold back against the little mushroom man.
This has got to be one of Kimmel's best skits ever.
When humor columnist Art Buchwald learned he wasn't on Richard Nixon's enemies list, his response was "No more Mr. Nice Guy!"
Obviously trump is obsessed by you Jimmy, you should be honored
I’m going to call him Kimmel the Butcher, because he was grinding MEAT!🤣🤣👍🏾🔥
Once again The Orange Messiah has brought a plastic spork to a "gunfight" of wits.
😂😂😂 say hello to my little friend 😂😂😂