Fun Fact about the Great Emu War: The government was initially successful in using machine guns to kill a decent number of emus. However, just like the tyranids, the emus adapted to the losses and switched to guerrilla warfare - splitting into smaller, roving bands. These bands would each have a scout that would listen for the sounds of trucks and signal an early retreat, reducing casualties and wasting ammunition. +1 vote for the Warp
My favorite story from the Emu War is when they tried to use a gun truck for the first time and an emu jumped THROUGH the windshield them jammed the steering wheel with its foot until the truck ran into a ditch, unstuck itself, and ran away.
In defense of the black Templars. They found a loophole in the codex. Chapter sizes can be bigger then 1000 marines if they’re actively engaged in a crusade. And the Black Templars are actively engaged in an eternal crusade. So they’re allowed to be more then 1000 marines
@@joeljohnston3390 I do but mostly because of the loophole as that's the most Dornian stuff you can do. And also the named are great between Sigi, Grimaldus, Ulrichus, Ackolon and so many others...
They're also smart about dispersing themselves across the galaxy. If they were all in one place regularly then someone powerful enough to kick up a fuss might notice, but since they're always crusading in like six different wars at the same time nobody outside the Chapter leadership knows how many Black Templars there actually are, and sometimes it's suggested not even they know the true count of their numbers!
As much as I want Titan. The Warp MUST come first. Also I legitimately know a Gastrologist named Dr. Butt and a anesthesiologist named Dr. Pain. These are very real people.
As a celestial Lions fan we shall have vindication!!! the sons of dorn will not tolerate the pettiness an childish behavior of the Inquisition. They should be made an example of.
@ericmacrae6871 oh guilliman would be pissed. As well as Lionel Johnson. The inquision would be fucking obliterated for there actions. And I think the Sororitas would join in as well
"All rectangles are squares but not all squares are rectangles" triggered me XD And yes, Isyander did say it the wrong way initially (1:42). Then when Koda corrected him, he said it the wrong way as well (2:14). Then you guys looked it up and figured it out! I love this dynamic banter XD
Oh dude you are gonna have so much fun. Its worth it JUST for the unfiltered Slaneesh episode. I learned soooo much about them that you wont get from anyone on RUclips.
@@thomasallen9974 literally just picture all the humiliation bdsm p0rn3 and t0rtur3 p0rn3 you can find if you google those phrases, amd you have everything Slaaneshi. And slaanesh is just the incarnation of the worst of r34 brought into existence by every 4 chan user ever of the Eldar and eventually other races..
The last time The black Templars were counted in 4th edition they numbered between 5,000 and 6,000 Marines. As of the era indomitus, each of their fleets has been reinforced.
I'm sure that guilliman has had to stop and go " wait a minute..." after like the 4th crusading fleet of templars in a row asked him for a chapters worth of reinforcements.
@@40ktheo oh boy they actually went to each of the fleets individually and reinforced them. It only became a problem when one of the fleets said "WE HAD A VOTE AND THESE PRIMARIS NERDS ARE HERESY SO WE KILLED ALL OF THEM AND THE CUSTODES THAT CAME WITH THEM"
I bet someone has already took up on the Black Templar's dare to count the number of marines with them at one point, and every new marine shows up, the Black Templar goes, "And that's 1000 over there. That guy is also number 1000, that includes those two by the water cooler over there." "Wait, they're clearly more than 1000 happening here." Black Templar puts a hand on their shoulder and pats gently but not reassuringly. "Well, I guess we have to do a recount. Clearly, I may have been mistaken. Do _you_ think I may have made a mistake? _You_ tell me."
I'd like to take advantage of being here when there are so few comments to thank you guys. You two are pretty nuch solely responsible for me getting into the wider lore of 40k because originally i was determined that i would remain interested ONLY in the Knights and so i didn't need to learn about the Tau or the Tyranids or the Sororitas. And you guy's awesome presentation and charasmatic commentary proved me wrong. So again, thank you. Also, I know it goes down to a vote but PLEASE cover the Servitors. It's such in intriguing yet stomach churning topuc that id love to see you talk about. Especially since I'd probably learn something new. Plus Koda would probably need a comedy break gere and there due to how much psychological horror is connected to the bio-bots.
the lovely thing about this channel - outside of how good you two are at this - is that 40k has so much lore you will NEVER be finished. Here's a vote for the Warp, though Schola Progenium sounds fanscinating.
Warp episode vote! Another funny little thing, not only did the Celestial Lions' homeworld get screwed over by chaos, and they had to go to the Emperor's Spears for help...but the reason why the third member of their boyband, the Star Scorpions, aren't around to lend a hand...is because they ARE that chaos force doing the aforementioned screwing over (well, part of it at least).
ISYANDER, look what you did! You broke Koda! Oh yeah, also here's a fun fact, Apollyon is just the Greek form of Abaddon. In case you were wondering if you were supposed to root for this guy
44:24- The last official count was, I think, 5,500~, and if I'm remembering correctly that was when Guilliman went to them and basically custom-made them a loop-hole to keep being effective and not destroy one of the largest forces still at his command.
Isyander and Kota looks especially sweaty/shiny in this episode. Also, I would bring Celestial Lion Aken back by having one of his battle brothers talk him into switching places with, even going as far as to undergo facial reconstruction surgery and transplanting intact arm and leg for Aken's robotic prosthesis so that the Celestial Lion masquerading as Aken can pull it off with as few outwardly visible flaws as possible. Aken, haven taken up the name of the battle brother who literally gave his life for him on a hunch (possibly caused by the CelestialLion being an undiscovered nascent psyker, and getting a premonition of the near future), is still trying to revive the Celestial Lions chapter of Astartes, while fending off the periodic potshots from the allies of Inquisitor Apollyon (or was it Apophos?), who Aten, through his own investigations, is growing increasingly sure that he both has ties to Chaotic forces, may be either a Tzeentchian Chaos Cultist or an Alpha Legion infultrator, and was at least partially responsible for the initial chaos uprising that started this whole mess in the first place.
Speaking about engine oil being optional in a Honda civic. My mothers boyfriend in like I want to say the 80s bought one for spare parts at his auto shop. He then went how long would this last without oil. He then drained the oil filled it with water and it ran for a full 24hrs. Gotta love how cars were made back in the day
The sudden and aggressive E, as he was spelling google caught me so off guard i started laughing uncontrollably on the bus. Thank you for the entertainment!
Gramaldus is one of my favorite characters from the 40K novels I've read so far, his relationship with the princepts and the guard were really humanizing!
As a Salamander I find what was done to be [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]. The Inquisition is never wrong.
There are 2 bits of art of the Lions and the Templars fighting together. They are both awsome but I cant stop noticing that Grimaldus is absolutely refusing to look at where hes shooting his plasma pistol. And its now my jead cannon thats just something he does.
Celestial Lions are my second favorite chapter. and when I first read about them, gave me a newfound respect and appreciation for the Black Templars. The fact that the Lions are a Successor of Imperial Fists, is just crazy to me. You figure with a name like theirs, they'd be from the Dark Angels. Alas, it still makes for great story.
As a fan of the Flesh Tearers im glad to point out that Gabriel seth already called out an inquisitor made him suffer the red thirst stole his inquisitorial emblem and then let him go. With no real consequences.
2nd comment: the black templars are technically codex compliant (as are the Charcaradons) because chapters ON CRUSADE are exempt from the numbers clause on the grounds they will be continually taking casualties. So the black templars could potentially have 13000+ marines.
@@AndersonBaker-uq3ku they also got Dorn's Gloriana class battleship the Eternal Crusader since the Imperial Fists had the Phalanx. So that's at least a 1000 marines right there not to mention serious firepower.
If I could have one thing for the Lions, it would be making the Ekene that got assassinated a body double and have his storyline become him constantly ducking Inquisition assassination attempts. Anyway, I doubt it’ll be a close margin, but go team Warp
I just wanna say keep up the good work. You guys got me into warhammer, and that makes my workdays much more interesting when you upload. Also lets get a warp video for the next one.
the whole manheim gap sounds very like the charge of the light brigade, "theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die" could be any dornian legion's tagline
Okay, you done it. I have no idea what to pick from this bracket. Not because I don't like the options. It's that I don't _not_ like them. I do want them all (Warp thematically the least, but I'm excited what you're going to do in that episode.) Let's start with Titans.
Lets get the warp video but you gotta talk about the deep warp its most complete explanation is from the path of heaven * Mostly empty. It's the part of the Warp 'furthest' from realspace so it's not churned and stirred as much by it, there's not much 'down' there because there's simply no reason to be down there. * Mostly calm. The Webway was built deep in the Warp specifically to avoid the turbulence of the shallower Warp layers. The main reason it's mysterious is that it barely moves which means Imperial ships don't go into it very often and don't have much to chart. It's honestly presented as the most boring part of the Warp. But also (these are shamelessly taken from reddit) I'm shamelessly gonna piggy back of this and paste a collection of excerpts that are related to the deep warp. ‘There are layers,’ said Veil, impatiently. ‘Yes, there is stratum aetheris, the shallow ways. There is stratum profundis, the greater arteries, plunging deeper. There is stratum obscurus, the root of the terror. How does this help you? No living man can navigate the deep ways. Even he could not.’ ‘But you try to map it.’ ‘It could not be done.’ Veil shook his head with frustration. ‘He was wrong about that, at least. It is not a mirror. It moves like a living thing. It is a living thing. Touch it, and it trembles.’ He briefly lost his certainty. ‘I do not have the Eye, but still I have seen things. I have studied what they study. The complexity is… immortal.’ ‘Try to explain.’ Yesugei spoke softly. ‘I am fast learner.’ Veil exhaled, his eyes widening. ‘The Seethe is an ocean. All know this - it has currents, it has depths, it has storms. Near the surface, you can see the Cartomancer’s light. You can follow it. You can use your Geller aegis, and you are kept barred from the Intelligences. But even then, you are just below the upper limits. Go deeper and the aegis shatters. The lights go out. The Eye is blinded. When men say that they traverse the warp, they boast, for no mortal does more than skim across eternity’s face, like stones thrown by a child. We do not belong there. It is poison for us, and the deeper in, the worse the poison.’ 'Achelieux try to go deeper?’ Who knows? Maybe. He did not succeed. Do you know why not? Because it is impossible. It takes the power of a tormented sun just to puncture the shallowest shoals. No energy in our arsenal could possibly pierce further. String the reactors of a dozen battleships together, double their potential, and still it would not be enough. So no, he did not succeed.’ Chris Wraight, [Horus Heresy 36 - The Path of Heaven](wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Path_of_Heaven_(Novel)) Note that this is from the perspective of a human at the time when knowledge of the warp was incredibly limited. And even then, he is simply explaining that warp capable craft only enter a shallower warp and that they can not enter the deeper levels which, as readers, we know is where daemons and the gods reside. The same novel also explicitly states that the Webway exists within the Deep Warp. He perceived the truth. Both thrones had been made for the same reason - to plumb the deeper ways, to free the species from the nightmare of the shallow warp, to bridge a link across the hidden paths, ones that only xenos had known, and which the Emperor had found some way to access. Dark Glass was the lesser node, the one where the technology had been tested, anchored in the furthest recesses of the void while the Great Crusade scoured its widening path ever further from the home world. In the chaos that had erupted since, the portal had been left behind, lost but not forgotten, neither by its creators nor its opponents in the labyrinthine halls of the Paternova. Path to Heaven by Chris Wraight We also know that Tzeentch is located in the same place as the Webway Along with the Visarch and the Yncarne, Yvraine suddenly found herself adrift - not within the webway, but without. They were stranded in a near-silent limbo, trapped on the top of the psychocrystal walls. The sounds of battle were muffled beneath them, and the cool void sucked in its breath at their backs. Yvraine did not look around, for she felt something there, in the darkness. A voice in her mind said should she do so, she would behold the Changer of the Ways himself, and learn the meaning of madness. Gathering Storm: Fracture of Biel-Tan This is a comment from John French (author of the book Fateweaver) about Kairos and the Well of Eternity Daemons are not living creatures. Each one of them is a facet of a Dark God’s power and nature. They are semi-independent, but ultimately they are only fragments of a greater whole. The mortal servants of Chaos are also slaves to the Dark Gods, their minds and bodies are twisted by the Warp, but they can still make decisions, hope, dream, and despair. They can plot and betray. That mortal independence, ultimately, is what makes the Gods crave their souls.! So where does that leave Kairos Fateweaver? Tzeentch wanted to look into the Well of Eternity but would not risk to go himself, so sent one of his Daemons, which is actually part of him… and now Kairos Fateweaver knows more of the future than Tzeentch himself, while existing as part of him. How does that work?! The answer is that it doesn’t. It makes no sense - because that would mean that Tzeentch both knows all of the future and past and does not. It means that part of him is, in one way, more powerful than the rest of him. And that’s fine. It’s fine because the story of Kairos Fateweaver, and the Well of Eternity, is just that; it is a story told about something mortal minds cannot understand, and can only describe through metaphor. Th**e Well of Eternity is just a name. There is no hole in the middle of a fortress that does not exist that goes down for ever. Tzeentch does not literally listen to his Daemons. All these things are just skins that are pulled over a part of the vast, intangible malevolence of the Warp. The truth really cannot be known. How cool is that?
It's astounding. Time is fleeting. Madness takes its toll. But listen closely. Not for very much longer. I've got to keep control. I remember doing the Warp Drinking those moments when The blackness would hit me And the void would be calling Let's do the Warp again Let's do the Warp again It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right Put your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Warp again Let's do the Warp again It's so dreamy Oh, fantasy free me So you can't see me No, not at all In another dimension With voyeuristic intention Well-secluded I see all With a bit of a mind flip You're into the slip And nothing can ever be the same You're spaced out on sensation Like you're under sedation Let's do the Warp again Let's do the Warp again Well, I was walking down the street just a-having a think When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes He stared at me and I felt a change Time meant nothing, never would again Let's do the Warp again Let's do the Warp again It's just a jump to the left And then a step to the right Put your hands on your hips You bring your knees in tight But it's the pelvic thrust That really drives you insane Let's do the Warp again Let's do the Warp again
You guys are getting really good with your exposure settings on your camera, you both looked really good in the lighting is here. Loved the content itself, as per usual, but I wanted to be the comment (hopefully among others) to hand you guys some 'production value' flowers!
"thank you to those of us joining as we speak..." :::damien sandow grin::: you're welcome PS- it was Milton in Office Space who had the stapler issue and kept being moved to a smaller "office"
The orphan crushing machine was a legendary artifact so there for the legend rule comes into effect so you have to sacrifice the origin machine to play the next machine
Another example of how much of a CHAD Grimaldus is (Looks over the battlement of Helsreach sees an uncountable horde of Orks charging across the field) Grimaldus: is anyone else as insulted as I am that they only send this small a number to face us.
Ayyy I’m finally early for once! Love your guys content and am hoping with every ounce of my being that you two play the new space marine game! I would love to see Isyander just spilling lore as Koda marches through heaps of tyranids
38:54 I listened to the patreon ep first, and I was actually raising an eyebrow at the Ork sniper part. It wasn't until now that I reliased that was a Vindicate Assasin all along. I don't really know if orks really have snipers given how they're all about being in the middle of the fight, but them taking out the chain of command in order one by one was questionable.
I vote Warp. It is literally a metaphysical ocean full of lost souls and negative emotion! Also I’m from Wisconsin does that mean I have Patreon privileges for free?(please)
I’ll be honest this is a first for me I know next to nothing about the celestial lions Edit: 57:49 that is quite literally the most awesome line I’ve ever heard in a fight
casting my vote for the warp! also, was just at GenCon this weekend and while persuing dice, i overheard someone quoting a whole paragraph from the video on the Necrons at their friends- specifically re: the Deceiver. real world isyander & koda mention
Maaaan, you guys just made my day...ish I knew they were shafted by the big I but this is TOO MUCH😅. Dang that was a great episode! Now, as much I wanna know about the one thing the Chaos Gods fear...my vote is going for the Schola, show us the place that birthed legends such as Cain, Yarik and every Hero that Bobby G now has to use to his advantage 😅
Not sure about this information but I heard that the only way to circumvent the 1000 Astartes without being seen as breaking the codex is if a chapter is in a crusade not garrisoning a secter or engaging a minor uprising. That's why the black templars are in an eternal crusade.
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Inquisition: “You can’t have a legion! That’s against the book!”
Guilliman: “Bitch, I *WROTE* the damn book!”
The codex is more guidelines than actual rules.
-Bobby G, aka The Tax Man
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Aka robot Philly man
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Fun Fact about the Great Emu War:
The government was initially successful in using machine guns to kill a decent number of emus. However, just like the tyranids, the emus adapted to the losses and switched to guerrilla warfare - splitting into smaller, roving bands. These bands would each have a scout that would listen for the sounds of trucks and signal an early retreat, reducing casualties and wasting ammunition.
+1 vote for the Warp
My favorite story from the Emu War is when they tried to use a gun truck for the first time and an emu jumped THROUGH the windshield them jammed the steering wheel with its foot until the truck ran into a ditch, unstuck itself, and ran away.
@@LAHFaust Another victory for Hive Fleet Emu
Gotta fire up the ol 3D printer so I can kitbash some basic Emu prints into Hive Fleet Downunder
When a Celestial Lion is tired of looking for broken glass in his salad, he is clearly tired of living.
If I'm not mistaken, Terry Pratchett's Discworld.
Hahaha....sad😅
Much like a wizard in pre-Ridcully Unseen University.
In defense of the black Templars. They found a loophole in the codex. Chapter sizes can be bigger then 1000 marines if they’re actively engaged in a crusade. And the Black Templars are actively engaged in an eternal crusade. So they’re allowed to be more then 1000 marines
I was looking for this comment.
@@corsicasanovadon’t get me wrong. I don’t like the black templars BUT I respect the loophole
@@joeljohnston3390 I do but mostly because of the loophole as that's the most Dornian stuff you can do. And also the named are great between Sigi, Grimaldus, Ulrichus, Ackolon and so many others...
@@joeljohnston3390you should love us... and remember you Templar ABC's Always be Crusading
They're also smart about dispersing themselves across the galaxy. If they were all in one place regularly then someone powerful enough to kick up a fuss might notice, but since they're always crusading in like six different wars at the same time nobody outside the Chapter leadership knows how many Black Templars there actually are, and sometimes it's suggested not even they know the true count of their numbers!
Inquisitor Isyander pulling back the propaganda curtains for his trainee Koda for the first time.
Perfect comment
Lore???
Dude those first 10 seconds really sell it
New head Canon acquired
Bro I would love to see fanart of Isyander and Koda decked out in iquisition gear they would look FIRE as FUCK
43:05 The Black Templar are like there are only 1,000 of us but there are like twenty chapters all calling themselves the Black Templar
Hail Brother, Yes many and ALWAYS CRUSADING
Warp!! Especially the DEEP warp where even the CHAOS ”gods” are afraid to go
would be cool
I concur
Is there much information on the deep warp
Damn I really hope it wins the competition
ALPHARIUSSSSSSSS
A giant mech that can hold a cathedral on its back? That’s sounds great! My votes for the titans.
titan roboto pls
I have never been more excited for an Alpha Legion episode.
Are you alpharius
@Jedishill680 We are all Alpharius, none of us are Alpharius. This is a lie.
@@blackalucard3947 I am omegon
@@blackalucard3947 i am omegagon
As much as I want Titan. The Warp MUST come first. Also I legitimately know a Gastrologist named Dr. Butt and a anesthesiologist named Dr. Pain. These are very real people.
I mean, I know guy that in translation is Mr Spoil, whose specialisation is non-destructive testing
As a celestial Lions fan we shall have vindication!!! the sons of dorn will not tolerate the pettiness an childish behavior of the Inquisition. They should be made an example of.
Since Guillaman is back I want the black Templar telling the story of their fallen chapter brothers and see what Guillaman will do
@ericmacrae6871 oh guilliman would be pissed. As well as Lionel Johnson. The inquision would be fucking obliterated for there actions. And I think the Sororitas would join in as well
"All rectangles are squares but not all squares are rectangles" triggered me XD
And yes, Isyander did say it the wrong way initially (1:42). Then when Koda corrected him, he said it the wrong way as well (2:14). Then you guys looked it up and figured it out! I love this dynamic banter XD
How did these squares make a circle?
I don’t get it and am lost 🤣
And that one still green
"We would never lie to u" the inquesition
"No shirt, no shoes, great service." I'm in tears 😂
After over a year of watching, I finally have the *disposable* income to join the patron! 😁
celestial lion ep got my eye brows raised post credits
Oh dude you are gonna have so much fun. Its worth it JUST for the unfiltered Slaneesh episode. I learned soooo much about them that you wont get from anyone on RUclips.
@@thomasallen9974 literally just picture all the humiliation bdsm p0rn3 and t0rtur3 p0rn3 you can find if you google those phrases, amd you have everything Slaaneshi. And slaanesh is just the incarnation of the worst of r34 brought into existence by every 4 chan user ever of the Eldar and eventually other races..
Go brother! fight in my stead!🎉
Welcome brother! For the Isyamperer and the Kodastodes
An actual Warp episode would be amazing to watch Isyander just boggle Kodas mind with how just how wacky the true warp can be.
The last time The black Templars were counted in 4th edition they numbered between 5,000 and 6,000 Marines. As of the era indomitus, each of their fleets has been reinforced.
I'm sure that guilliman has had to stop and go " wait a minute..." after like the 4th crusading fleet of templars in a row asked him for a chapters worth of reinforcements.
@@40ktheo oh boy they actually went to each of the fleets individually and reinforced them. It only became a problem when one of the fleets said "WE HAD A VOTE AND THESE PRIMARIS NERDS ARE HERESY SO WE KILLED ALL OF THEM AND THE CUSTODES THAT CAME WITH THEM"
@@40ktheo he'd just shrug.
@playtoyx he'd find out about hoe they are *technically* codex compliant
And jus shrug as ofc it'd be dorns sons who figured it out
@@40ktheo stopping to shrug would mean worsening the headache, not worth it.
I wouldnt be surprised if a mysterious traitor space marine showed up with a ork war boss skull, with a blood thirst for inquisitors.
No wonder I popped into the video and kota is confused: Gaslighting
WARP BABY LETS GO!!!
YEARGE WARP!!!!!!
I bet someone has already took up on the Black Templar's dare to count the number of marines with them at one point, and every new marine shows up, the Black Templar goes, "And that's 1000 over there. That guy is also number 1000, that includes those two by the water cooler over there."
"Wait, they're clearly more than 1000 happening here."
Black Templar puts a hand on their shoulder and pats gently but not reassuringly. "Well, I guess we have to do a recount. Clearly, I may have been mistaken. Do _you_ think I may have made a mistake? _You_ tell me."
I'd like to take advantage of being here when there are so few comments to thank you guys. You two are pretty nuch solely responsible for me getting into the wider lore of 40k because originally i was determined that i would remain interested ONLY in the Knights and so i didn't need to learn about the Tau or the Tyranids or the Sororitas. And you guy's awesome presentation and charasmatic commentary proved me wrong. So again, thank you. Also, I know it goes down to a vote but PLEASE cover the Servitors. It's such in intriguing yet stomach churning topuc that id love to see you talk about. Especially since I'd probably learn something new. Plus Koda would probably need a comedy break gere and there due to how much psychological horror is connected to the bio-bots.
the lovely thing about this channel - outside of how good you two are at this - is that 40k has so much lore you will NEVER be finished.
Here's a vote for the Warp, though Schola Progenium sounds fanscinating.
Warp. Let's hear about the "space" shenanigans that one doesn't talk about.
While I know he'd be a Space Marine... At this rate, we need to draw Inquisitor Isyander and Tech Priest Koda. XD
Warp, please!
"To whoever was praying on my downfall;
You won. Please stop"
- Celestial Lions Chapter Master, during the War for Armageddon
Warp episode vote! Another funny little thing, not only did the Celestial Lions' homeworld get screwed over by chaos, and they had to go to the Emperor's Spears for help...but the reason why the third member of their boyband, the Star Scorpions, aren't around to lend a hand...is because they ARE that chaos force doing the aforementioned screwing over (well, part of it at least).
ISYANDER, look what you did! You broke Koda! Oh yeah, also here's a fun fact, Apollyon is just the Greek form of Abaddon. In case you were wondering if you were supposed to root for this guy
"I'll count them with you" I needed a moment.
ISYANDER AND KODA! GIVE US THE WARP, AND OUR LIFE IS YOURS!
44:24- The last official count was, I think, 5,500~, and if I'm remembering correctly that was when Guilliman went to them and basically custom-made them a loop-hole to keep being effective and not destroy one of the largest forces still at his command.
Isyander and Kota looks especially sweaty/shiny in this episode.
Also, I would bring Celestial Lion Aken back by having one of his battle brothers talk him into switching places with, even going as far as to undergo facial reconstruction surgery and transplanting intact arm and leg for Aken's robotic prosthesis so that the Celestial Lion masquerading as Aken can pull it off with as few outwardly visible flaws as possible. Aken, haven taken up the name of the battle brother who literally gave his life for him on a hunch (possibly caused by the CelestialLion being an undiscovered nascent psyker, and getting a premonition of the near future), is still trying to revive the Celestial Lions chapter of Astartes, while fending off the periodic potshots from the allies of Inquisitor Apollyon (or was it Apophos?), who Aten, through his own investigations, is growing increasingly sure that he both has ties to Chaotic forces, may be either a Tzeentchian Chaos Cultist or an Alpha Legion infultrator, and was at least partially responsible for the initial chaos uprising that started this whole mess in the first place.
Speaking about engine oil being optional in a Honda civic. My mothers boyfriend in like I want to say the 80s bought one for spare parts at his auto shop. He then went how long would this last without oil. He then drained the oil filled it with water and it ran for a full 24hrs. Gotta love how cars were made back in the day
To expand on Sigismund.
Not just did he never lose..
He WOUNDED fulgrim.
Yes.
That fulgrim. The chaos demon.
The sudden and aggressive E, as he was spelling google caught me so off guard i started laughing uncontrollably on the bus. Thank you for the entertainment!
Gramaldus is one of my favorite characters from the 40K novels I've read so far, his relationship with the princepts and the guard were really humanizing!
Lol. "To those of you not in the Patreon, you should be." I love it.
There’s a brewery named Elysian that makes a beer called Space Dust. All I’m saying is: it fits.
Grimaldus Said I got 2 graves dug, one for me. And another for the person standing in my way and if I die tonight at least I can say I never ran away.
Creflo Augustus Dollar Jr.,
Born January 28th 1962
Son of Emma Dollar and Creflo Augustus Dollar Sr
It is infact
His birth name
Too quote some heckin mech somewhere "The machine spirit of blood and death" *Giant bone rattling war horn blares*
As a Salamander I find what was done to be [REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED][REDACTED]. The Inquisition is never wrong.
Also, it is known aaron dembski-bowden has an irrational hate for the imperium. Yes, the name is not capitalized; for good reasons, justified reasons.
The idea of Standard issue jump hight is so hilarious. I bet its 9.84252 feet exactly.
I just watched the patreon ep last night, been waiting 12hrs for this
There are 2 bits of art of the Lions and the Templars fighting together. They are both awsome but I cant stop noticing that Grimaldus is absolutely refusing to look at where hes shooting his plasma pistol. And its now my jead cannon thats just something he does.
19:52 I need Isyander to recite one of Lorgar’s speeches/sermons/monologues with that delivery.
Also, warp warp warp.
Creflo Dollar is a hilarious name. He's been named that my entire life, at least.
"All these squares make a circle. All these squares make a circle. KAMI tell me I leave the the lookout if i want to." PoPo
Celestial Lions are my second favorite chapter.
and when I first read about them, gave me a newfound respect and appreciation for the Black Templars.
The fact that the Lions are a Successor of Imperial Fists, is just crazy to me. You figure with a name like theirs, they'd be from the Dark Angels.
Alas, it still makes for great story.
20:09 people in wheelchairs have a breakdance competition, the winner keeps the ability to walk and all their dancing skill.
I cannot understate how fantastic Isyander is at shouting "DELIVERED" and "TESTIFY" in a faux religious fervor its great
As a fan of the Flesh Tearers im glad to point out that Gabriel seth already called out an inquisitor made him suffer the red thirst stole his inquisitorial emblem and then let him go. With no real consequences.
I am grateful for an hour long isyander and koda video I can really enjoy this
2nd comment: the black templars are technically codex compliant (as are the Charcaradons) because chapters ON CRUSADE are exempt from the numbers clause on the grounds they will be continually taking casualties. So the black templars could potentially have 13000+ marines.
I vaguely remember them having been seen with 14 ships
@@AndersonBaker-uq3ku they also got Dorn's Gloriana class battleship the Eternal Crusader since the Imperial Fists had the Phalanx. So that's at least a 1000 marines right there not to mention serious firepower.
Ken is definitely a head-in-the-jar, sitting on one of Trazyn's shelves somewhere
I need to live my life as a "I have dug my grave in this place! I will either triumped or die!" Because that alone hits different.
If I could have one thing for the Lions, it would be making the Ekene that got assassinated a body double and have his storyline become him constantly ducking Inquisition assassination attempts.
Anyway, I doubt it’ll be a close margin, but go team Warp
The word for your name "predicting" a person future is Nominative Determinism. 😊
I just wanna say keep up the good work. You guys got me into warhammer, and that makes my workdays much more interesting when you upload. Also lets get a warp video for the next one.
I really hope we find out that Ekene used a body double or some other Black Templar shenanigans
the whole manheim gap sounds very like the charge of the light brigade, "theirs not to reason why, theirs but to do and die" could be any dornian legion's tagline
Don’t forget to post this for the Spotify episode!!!
Isuander has now been officially recognized as the inquisition’s strongest soldier
I am sure that a video on the Warp will surely be chaotic...
Definitely voting for the Warp. Would love a feature on stuff like the Well of Eternity and Tzeentch's "fuck around and find out" experiments with it.
WHAT!!!! I WAS BAMBOOZLED ON THE PATREON EPISODE!!! Good one guys.
Okay, you done it. I have no idea what to pick from this bracket. Not because I don't like the options. It's that I don't _not_ like them. I do want them all (Warp thematically the least, but I'm excited what you're going to do in that episode.)
Let's start with Titans.
Lets get the warp video but you gotta talk about the deep warp its most complete explanation is from the path of heaven
* Mostly empty. It's the part of the Warp 'furthest' from realspace so it's not churned and stirred as much by it, there's not much 'down' there because there's simply no reason to be down there.
* Mostly calm. The Webway was built deep in the Warp specifically to avoid the turbulence of the shallower Warp layers. The main reason it's mysterious is that it barely moves which means Imperial ships don't go into it very often and don't have much to chart.
It's honestly presented as the most boring part of the Warp.
But also (these are shamelessly taken from reddit)
I'm shamelessly gonna piggy back of this and paste a collection of excerpts that are related to the deep warp.
‘There are layers,’ said Veil, impatiently. ‘Yes, there is stratum aetheris, the shallow ways. There is stratum profundis, the greater arteries, plunging deeper. There is stratum obscurus, the root of the terror. How does this help you? No living man can navigate the deep ways. Even he could not.’
‘But you try to map it.’
‘It could not be done.’ Veil shook his head with frustration. ‘He was wrong about that, at least. It is not a mirror. It moves like a living thing. It is a living thing. Touch it, and it trembles.’ He briefly lost his certainty. ‘I do not have the Eye, but still I have seen things. I have studied what they study. The complexity is… immortal.’
‘Try to explain.’ Yesugei spoke softly. ‘I am fast learner.’
Veil exhaled, his eyes widening. ‘The Seethe is an ocean. All know this - it has currents, it has depths, it has storms. Near the surface, you can see the Cartomancer’s light. You can follow it. You can use your Geller aegis, and you are kept barred from the Intelligences. But even then, you are just below the upper limits. Go deeper and the aegis shatters. The lights go out. The Eye is blinded. When men say that they traverse the warp, they boast, for no mortal does more than skim across eternity’s face, like stones thrown by a child. We do not belong there. It is poison for us, and the deeper in, the worse the poison.’
'Achelieux try to go deeper?’
Who knows? Maybe. He did not succeed. Do you know why not? Because it is impossible. It takes the power of a tormented sun just to puncture the shallowest shoals. No energy in our arsenal could possibly pierce further. String the reactors of a dozen battleships together, double their potential, and still it would not be enough. So no, he did not succeed.’
Chris Wraight, [Horus Heresy 36 - The Path of Heaven](wh40k.lexicanum.com/wiki/The_Path_of_Heaven_(Novel))
Note that this is from the perspective of a human at the time when knowledge of the warp was incredibly limited. And even then, he is simply explaining that warp capable craft only enter a shallower warp and that they can not enter the deeper levels which, as readers, we know is where daemons and the gods reside.
The same novel also explicitly states that the Webway exists within the Deep Warp.
He perceived the truth. Both thrones had been made for the same reason - to plumb the deeper ways, to free the species from the nightmare of the shallow warp, to bridge a link across the hidden paths, ones that only xenos had known, and which the Emperor had found some way to access. Dark Glass was the lesser node, the one where the technology had been tested, anchored in the furthest recesses of the void while the Great Crusade scoured its widening path ever further from the home world. In the chaos that had erupted since, the portal had been left behind, lost but not forgotten, neither by its creators nor its opponents in the labyrinthine halls of the Paternova.
Path to Heaven by Chris Wraight
We also know that Tzeentch is located in the same place as the Webway
Along with the Visarch and the Yncarne, Yvraine suddenly found herself adrift - not within the webway, but without. They were stranded in a near-silent limbo, trapped on the top of the psychocrystal walls. The sounds of battle were muffled beneath them, and the cool void sucked in its breath at their backs. Yvraine did not look around, for she felt something there, in the darkness. A voice in her mind said should she do so, she would behold the Changer of the Ways himself, and learn the meaning of madness.
Gathering Storm: Fracture of Biel-Tan
This is a comment from John French (author of the book Fateweaver) about Kairos and the Well of Eternity
Daemons are not living creatures. Each one of them is a facet of a Dark God’s power and nature. They are semi-independent, but ultimately they are only fragments of a greater whole. The mortal servants of Chaos are also slaves to the Dark Gods, their minds and bodies are twisted by the Warp, but they can still make decisions, hope, dream, and despair. They can plot and betray. That mortal independence, ultimately, is what makes the Gods crave their souls.!
So where does that leave Kairos Fateweaver? Tzeentch wanted to look into the Well of Eternity but would not risk to go himself, so sent one of his Daemons, which is actually part of him… and now Kairos Fateweaver knows more of the future than Tzeentch himself, while existing as part of him. How does that work?!
The answer is that it doesn’t. It makes no sense - because that would mean that Tzeentch both knows all of the future and past and does not. It means that part of him is, in one way, more powerful than the rest of him.
And that’s fine.
It’s fine because the story of Kairos Fateweaver, and the Well of Eternity, is just that; it is a story told about something mortal minds cannot understand, and can only describe through metaphor. Th**e Well of Eternity is just a name. There is no hole in the middle of a fortress that does not exist that goes down for ever. Tzeentch does not literally listen to his Daemons. All these things are just skins that are pulled over a part of the vast, intangible malevolence of the Warp. The truth really cannot be known.
How cool is that?
Aken gave the warhammer "pick a god and pray" level quote
It's astounding.
Time is fleeting.
Madness takes its toll.
But listen closely.
Not for very much longer.
I've got to keep control.
I remember doing the Warp
Drinking those moments when
The blackness would hit me
And the void would be calling
Let's do the Warp again
Let's do the Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Warp again
Let's do the Warp again
It's so dreamy
Oh, fantasy free me
So you can't see me
No, not at all
In another dimension
With voyeuristic intention
Well-secluded
I see all
With a bit of a mind flip
You're into the slip
And nothing can ever be the same
You're spaced out on sensation
Like you're under sedation
Let's do the Warp again
Let's do the Warp again
Well, I was walking down the street just a-having a think
When a snake of a guy gave me an evil wink
He shook-a me up, he took me by surprise
He had a pickup truck and the devil's eyes
He stared at me and I felt a change
Time meant nothing, never would again
Let's do the Warp again
Let's do the Warp again
It's just a jump to the left
And then a step to the right
Put your hands on your hips
You bring your knees in tight
But it's the pelvic thrust
That really drives you insane
Let's do the Warp again
Let's do the Warp again
You guys are getting really good with your exposure settings on your camera, you both looked really good in the lighting is here. Loved the content itself, as per usual, but I wanted to be the comment (hopefully among others) to hand you guys some 'production value' flowers!
I need a warp episode
I just can't... The Warboss ate the freaking chainsword and kept going... Orks are so freaking cool.
"thank you to those of us joining as we speak..."
:::damien sandow grin::: you're welcome
PS- it was Milton in Office Space who had the stapler issue and kept being moved to a smaller "office"
Can't wait for the next episode where Koda says "It's Warpin' time!" and then proceeds to warp all over the place.
The orphan crushing machine was a legendary artifact so there for the legend rule comes into effect so you have to sacrifice the origin machine to play the next machine
Edits are getting better koda, ma boy
That ending reveal in the patreon is amazing
Another example of how much of a CHAD Grimaldus is
(Looks over the battlement of Helsreach sees an uncountable horde of Orks charging across the field)
Grimaldus: is anyone else as insulted as I am that they only send this small a number to face us.
I CAST MY VOTE ONCE MORE AND ALWAYS FOR THE 12 HOUR HORUS HERESY VID. WE SHALL SEE IT HAPPEN.
Ayyy I’m finally early for once! Love your guys content and am hoping with every ounce of my being that you two play the new space marine game! I would love to see Isyander just spilling lore as Koda marches through heaps of tyranids
Fun fact : Blood Ravens have some celestial lion equipments "gifted to them" too!
My mind is being WARPED because we didnt get a Warp episode yet. Servitors would be cool too
DEEP WARP! That sounds fascinating!
Imagen you guys show up to just fed themed minis on the desk 😂 48:20
The episode where Koda paints a target on the back of his head the size of Kansas
38:54 I listened to the patreon ep first, and I was actually raising an eyebrow at the Ork sniper part. It wasn't until now that I reliased that was a Vindicate Assasin all along. I don't really know if orks really have snipers given how they're all about being in the middle of the fight, but them taking out the chain of command in order one by one was questionable.
I vote Warp. It is literally a metaphysical ocean full of lost souls and negative emotion!
Also I’m from Wisconsin does that mean I have Patreon privileges for free?(please)
As a ordained pastafarian I appreciate the shout out! His noodlyness would also like Titans!
I’ve fallen into the well of eternity and I got a second head
“Funny bird man”
Schola Progenium. Please, I need an episode on the hero factory!!!
Man I want to give a nod to servitor, but the WARP would be great
Schola Progenium! Lets hear about the rebellious kids that were used as bricks and motar
I’ll be honest this is a first for me I know next to nothing about the celestial lions
Edit: 57:49 that is quite literally the most awesome line I’ve ever heard in a fight
casting my vote for the warp! also, was just at GenCon this weekend and while persuing dice, i overheard someone quoting a whole paragraph from the video on the Necrons at their friends- specifically re: the Deceiver. real world isyander & koda mention
Maaaan, you guys just made my day...ish I knew they were shafted by the big I but this is TOO MUCH😅. Dang that was a great episode!
Now, as much I wanna know about the one thing the Chaos Gods fear...my vote is going for the Schola, show us the place that birthed legends such as Cain, Yarik and every Hero that Bobby G now has to use to his advantage 😅
outro music is back!!! yay
Warp baby we are all about the warp
Not sure about this information but I heard that the only way to circumvent the 1000 Astartes without being seen as breaking the codex is if a chapter is in a crusade not garrisoning a secter or engaging a minor uprising. That's why the black templars are in an eternal crusade.
This episode got me even more hyped for the black templars episode. +1 Warp
Time for the return of the highschool anime set in the grimdark future of the 41st millennium.