Hisoka Is A Ped0phil3

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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024
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  • @CloutmasterPhluphyy
    @CloutmasterPhluphyy 4 года назад +4409

    Hisoka: sees kid
    Also hisoka: 👁️👄👁️

    • @DarkTigress
      @DarkTigress 4 года назад +171

      👁👅👁

    • @doublebruh1122
      @doublebruh1122 4 года назад +24

      ( ● - ● )

    • @chickennoodlesoup3501
      @chickennoodlesoup3501 4 года назад +117

      ⭐👁️👄👁️💧

    • @Daniiiiiii8
      @Daniiiiiii8 4 года назад +38

      Hisoka is not only a pedophile, is also a zoophilic, pansexual, suggar baby also daddy, necrophilic and masochisticxD

    • @patolizac23
      @patolizac23 4 года назад +52

      @@Daniiiiiii8 so he fucks everything and everyone

  • @blairomani
    @blairomani 4 года назад +6781

    I love how Illumi got the hell outta there so he wouldn’t have to hear Hisoka talk about “Ripening the Fruit”

    • @maple_4319
      @maple_4319 4 года назад +141

      Omg I'm wheezing 🤣🤣🤣

    • @demdem7946
      @demdem7946 4 года назад +214

      we all have that one horny friend

    • @animeobsessedfreak5531
      @animeobsessedfreak5531 4 года назад +59

      a woman of culture ... *don’t call me out like that*

    • @shizuxhonei
      @shizuxhonei 4 года назад +81

      He's like "Welp gotta get tf out of here before I see him getting horny" 😂😂

    • @eynvee
      @eynvee 4 года назад +34

      In the requim he even said your ripening makes me moist 😳

  • @offyourhead
    @offyourhead 4 года назад +7112

    Gon: *turns 18*
    Hisoka: *It's a....temporary set back...*

  • @aa-xe5vo
    @aa-xe5vo 4 года назад +12269

    Damn, Imagine being so powerful that when you look at someone’s ass they feel it.

    • @jai22udhdbdjdjdud
      @jai22udhdbdjdjdud 4 года назад +260

      😬

    • @gory6543
      @gory6543 4 года назад +248

      Zejona HA God, I wish I was that powerful..

    • @waterdubz7208
      @waterdubz7208 4 года назад +108

      Zejona HA just master nen control

    • @lilacKurage
      @lilacKurage 4 года назад +153

      HELP I'M CHOCKING WHILE LAUGHING

    • @maj5604
      @maj5604 4 года назад +26

      Oh, I can imagine ;)

  • @yuzo2481
    @yuzo2481 4 года назад +11903

    Hisoka aka the only reason why I won't show this anime to my mom

    • @nicokitsune7604
      @nicokitsune7604 4 года назад +464

      I literally showed my mom the fight between gon and hisoka in the heaven arena

    • @milktea181
      @milktea181 4 года назад +425

      I'm watching this anime with my mom rn and she's Christian too lmao I don't even know how she hasn't killed me yet

    • @AenneaMinolta
      @AenneaMinolta 4 года назад +196

      @@milktea181 Young man, tell me, are you still alive ?

    • @milktea181
      @milktea181 4 года назад +179

      @@AenneaMinolta ah yes I am thank you lmao we watched Gon turning big and all for Pitou and when I was all emotional she went 'OOOOOH Goooooon' lmaooooo

    • @yuriplisetsky9533
      @yuriplisetsky9533 4 года назад +126

      Lmao my mom is the one who reccomend this

  • @codoroki
    @codoroki 4 года назад +1851

    Gon: *ages 10+ years with Nen*
    Hisoka: I don’t want to play with you anymore

    • @drifteddawn397
      @drifteddawn397 4 года назад +199

      I think it would be the opposite, since he’s waiting for the fruit to “ripen” 😭😭😭💀💀

    • @duckyfluff1711
      @duckyfluff1711 4 года назад +98

      It a fact that hisoka was waiting for gon pp to ripen and grow

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 4 года назад +43

      DuCkY FlUfF NOOOOO JAILLLL😭😭😭😭😭

    • @ancientrome7945
      @ancientrome7945 4 года назад +19

      @@duckyfluff1711 KEKEKEKEKEKE JAILLLLLL

    • @sara_crazy925
      @sara_crazy925 3 года назад +14

      @@duckyfluff1711 im out-

  • @mrjoji9106
    @mrjoji9106 4 года назад +2362

    Hisoka makes oroachimaru look like a upstanding citizen

    • @azlanhussain6116
      @azlanhussain6116 4 года назад +39

      Lmao

    • @momoz1
      @momoz1 4 года назад +32

      😭BRUH

    • @GenshinLover283
      @GenshinLover283 4 года назад +98

      @Ralph Rodriguez Hisoka would probably like it, tbh

    • @taliaiaaiia
      @taliaiaaiia 4 года назад +34

      UPSTANDING LMFAOOO

    • @krosis2774
      @krosis2774 4 года назад +35

      Ralph Rodriguez and thus
      A new ship has been born

  • @lizardthatsavesyou15ormore34
    @lizardthatsavesyou15ormore34 4 года назад +14006

    Hisoka's voice actor really did a good job to emphasize Hisoka's.... interests

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 4 года назад +577

      Yep he even married to an underlegal girl

    • @melaninchicknugget2949
      @melaninchicknugget2949 4 года назад +171

      @@mariano98ify bro are you for really

    • @mariano98ify
      @mariano98ify 4 года назад +115

      @@melaninchicknugget2949 i can asure you that, one folk told me that a few days ago on another video about Hisoka

    • @SugaMoma
      @SugaMoma 4 года назад +290

      @@melaninchicknugget2949 yh I heard he cheated on his wife with an underaged girl....not great tbh LOL

    • @trinidadiannerd
      @trinidadiannerd 4 года назад +47

      @@SugaMoma wait isn't japan's legal age different from ours?

  • @diphenhydramine6072
    @diphenhydramine6072 4 года назад +12395

    The thing I hate the most: Pedophiles
    My favorite HXH character: Hisoka

    • @ThatOneBitch69
      @ThatOneBitch69 4 года назад +784

      Right, I hate myself lol

    • @Kmn2
      @Kmn2 4 года назад +354

      Only pedophile characters I like are hisoka and t-bag from prison break they’re both complete psychos and I can’t help but like them pedophilia aside

    • @nurseii9018
      @nurseii9018 4 года назад +160

      I guess you like Pedophiles in anime then...

    • @mayo4705
      @mayo4705 4 года назад +17

      +1 (。ノω\。)

    • @itsangelazz4evayt
      @itsangelazz4evayt 4 года назад +21

      I mean-... your not wrong

  • @tribopower
    @tribopower 4 года назад +13267

    Nah bruh he just likes to chill with the lil homies...

  • @eastlemon9477
    @eastlemon9477 4 года назад +10423

    He's waiting for the fruit to ripen!
    He obviously waiting for him to become legal!

    • @michaelk9279
      @michaelk9279 4 года назад +995

      The Focus Yeah, it’s not peodphilia, it’s just grooming.

    • @eastlemon9477
      @eastlemon9477 4 года назад +497

      @@michaelk9279 How does Hisoka groom them? By kicking their ass?

    • @louartsy7752
      @louartsy7752 4 года назад +114

      @@aHat69 *knocks you out* all right, there you go.

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave 4 года назад +102

      @@eastlemon9477 Have to get the meat tender or something like that...

    • @mightycahjo4906
      @mightycahjo4906 4 года назад +14

      gay...?

  • @alhassanqadry
    @alhassanqadry 3 года назад +346

    "Hisoka is a pedphile"
    The floor here is made out of floor

    • @GrabbandeseNuts
      @GrabbandeseNuts 3 года назад +20

      Bungee gum has the properties of both rubber and gum

    • @ohblivian
      @ohblivian 3 года назад

      @@GrabbandeseNuts dead joke.

    • @GrabbandeseNuts
      @GrabbandeseNuts 3 года назад +19

      @@ohblivian dead? Kinda reminds me of the time Hisoka died from Chrollo but got his heart reset thanks to bungee gum which possesses the properties of both rubber and gum.

    • @xyromastr
      @xyromastr 3 года назад

      @@GrabbandeseNuts The joke is dead

    • @GrabbandeseNuts
      @GrabbandeseNuts 3 года назад +5

      @@xyromastr Just like your channel

  • @nuhaomar9542
    @nuhaomar9542 4 года назад +3272

    The world of hxh is practically anarchy. If you’re stronger than the cops then you can do whatever you want

    • @user-ot3tu1yb2j
      @user-ot3tu1yb2j 4 года назад +221

      @Nuha Omar
      even little boys

    • @rafaels.2350
      @rafaels.2350 4 года назад +51

      True words spoken

    • @Kurostyle21
      @Kurostyle21 4 года назад +62

      It's the anime wild west era

    • @kirua_h
      @kirua_h 4 года назад +21

      Nah there are special criminal hunters

    • @nuhaomar9542
      @nuhaomar9542 4 года назад +1

      😐

  • @shadowkeva4706
    @shadowkeva4706 4 года назад +5660

    "he's just throwing gang signs to his homies!"
    *"NO!"*
    *_"he wants to force into little boys!"_*

    • @painbrioche9637
      @painbrioche9637 4 года назад +192

      *HENTAI STYLE*

    • @sinaiis957
      @sinaiis957 4 года назад +27

      Seems people forget that hand sign is also a way of giving the middle finger.

    • @chiaradriesner8509
      @chiaradriesner8509 4 года назад +19

      @@sinaiis957 no i dont think so the hand sign of giving the middle finger is were the thumb is just under the index finger and hisoka had the thumb under the index and the middle finger so i think you switched it up

    • @sinaiis957
      @sinaiis957 4 года назад +16

      @@chiaradriesner8509 it is, feel free to look it up. In ancient times it was used to allude to sex in general, more modern times it got used for flipping people off. It can go either way. In many eastern cultures it is still used as an insult and not sexual.

    • @sinaiis957
      @sinaiis957 4 года назад +4

      @@chiaradriesner8509 the sign Hisoka was using is modified. The real sign is thumb between index and middle finger, and has changed meaning over the centuries.

  • @thighgod9677
    @thighgod9677 3 года назад +274

    All hisoka fangirls: imma act like i aint see that

    • @VLKYRII
      @VLKYRII 2 года назад +10

      No they like that about him

    • @mahdibouharaoui1477
      @mahdibouharaoui1477 Год назад +2

      Hhhhhh absolutly women like so much Hisoka

  • @puIpfree
    @puIpfree 4 года назад +7536

    interviewer: are you aware that gon is twelve?
    hisoka: HE’S MAD BAD THO

    • @ayoitsbami
      @ayoitsbami 4 года назад +7

      Czennie💚

    • @LiLiKOiOiOi
      @LiLiKOiOiOi 4 года назад +13

      Gon is 12

    • @loser1347
      @loser1347 4 года назад +252

      interviewer: you’re aware that you’re making sexual remarks to a 12 year old, right?
      hisoka: I MEAN SHIIII THAT ASS A 12 TOO

    • @PhoenixArtz000
      @PhoenixArtz000 4 года назад +46

      @@loser1347 *WHEEZE*

    • @puIpfree
      @puIpfree 4 года назад +29

      yikes BRO U GOT THE WHOLE SQUAD LAUGHINGGGGG

  • @BrookRaccoon
    @BrookRaccoon 4 года назад +2937

    “HE JUS LIKES FIGHTING”
    “Yeah, he likes fighting.....
    *WITH LITTLE BOYS.”*

    • @annoyingbutterfly9629
      @annoyingbutterfly9629 4 года назад +29

      It's just potential my dude:D
      XD

    • @missyori8301
      @missyori8301 3 года назад +14

      Hisoka like that *wrestling.*

    • @AbS-812
      @AbS-812 3 года назад +3

      And Chrollo

    • @renee3183
      @renee3183 3 года назад +2

      @Kirsten Jesuitas he doesn’t like the nen he wants to take pleasure in fighting the nen

    • @R0RY5U
      @R0RY5U 3 года назад

      Lmfao that part killed me

  • @azre_rero
    @azre_rero 4 года назад +1984

    I can't laugh so hard bc my father's favorite character was hisoka lmao.

  • @Ki_Adi_Mundi
    @Ki_Adi_Mundi 4 года назад +11363

    We all know...we just choose not to talk about it...
    ಥ_ಥ

    • @kidsens4597
      @kidsens4597 4 года назад +92

      What about the droid attack on the Wookiee’s🤔

    • @exciteablevideos
      @exciteablevideos 4 года назад +34

      I bet you like talking about the Wookiees huh.

    • @TrianglePants
      @TrianglePants 4 года назад +7

      Nina Tucker?

    • @mizuhaze
      @mizuhaze 4 года назад +1

      What about the droid attack on the Wookiee’s

    • @getusome6776
      @getusome6776 4 года назад +15

      who is we ? i let people know all the time

  • @haveagoodday7021
    @haveagoodday7021 4 года назад +2377

    The only fight we need to see is Hisoka vs Chris Hansen

  • @carolinareaper6342
    @carolinareaper6342 4 года назад +200

    "yeah he likes fighting with little boys"
    I can't get the image of hisoka beating up kids outside of the elementary school parking lot while moaning out of my head

    • @Chiara-ep5er
      @Chiara-ep5er 3 года назад +36

      *UNSEE UNSEE UNSEE*

    • @dyingontheinside1348
      @dyingontheinside1348 3 года назад +15

      Great, thank you. I'm going to have nightmares and war flashbacks whenever someone mentions Hisoka now.

    • @nimnimbuns
      @nimnimbuns 3 года назад +4

      "don't lust with your hea- oh my gosh your right"

    • @ttiaaana
      @ttiaaana 3 года назад +1

      AAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

    • @ZBoy-rc8zf
      @ZBoy-rc8zf 3 года назад

      YIKES

  • @fuckknowledge
    @fuckknowledge 4 года назад +2459

    He's just throwing up gang signs to his homie 😂😂

    • @robinnostalgia2949
      @robinnostalgia2949 4 года назад +13

      I was just looking for this quote in the comments 😂😂😂👌🏾

    • @tohru.q3054
      @tohru.q3054 4 года назад

      LMAOOOO

    • @fuckknowledge
      @fuckknowledge 3 года назад +1

      @@jorgetrevino8040 that's one way to throw up a gang sign... Idk what gang does that but it is what it is 🤣

  • @mvshenhon8966
    @mvshenhon8966 4 года назад +5623

    Like man, i like Hisoka as a character.
    But let's all be real. We all know Hisoka's a fruit too fruity to not be on some kinda watch list for more than just murder

    • @Mr.Jubilation
      @Mr.Jubilation 4 года назад +105

      Ha
      Dangly parts

    • @adendirie4337
      @adendirie4337 4 года назад +85

      I could’ve sworn he was married to ilumi?

    • @jamariobrown-tolliver8163
      @jamariobrown-tolliver8163 4 года назад +28

      He is Michael Jackson and Ziggy Stardust in one

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave 4 года назад +99

      @@adendirie4337 He wants some Machi too apparently, hes got no boundaries. But i think illumi is just his homie.

    • @pulp5476
      @pulp5476 4 года назад

      aden Dirie- He is I think
      (`・∀・´)

  • @kaku7394
    @kaku7394 3 года назад +70

    Gon : *turns 18*
    Hisoka : fuck ! he's expired

  • @thebread-kingman8996
    @thebread-kingman8996 4 года назад +502

    This man just went through the five stages of grief in record time

  • @reichigo
    @reichigo 4 года назад +3726

    when he said “don’t look at me like that.... it’s turning me on” and then moaned Gon’s name during the heaven’s arena fight😳😳

    • @kiluza1026
      @kiluza1026 4 года назад +40

      Zhaddy- tf-

    • @pfftrxyy9788
      @pfftrxyy9788 4 года назад +17

      HAHAHAHA YESSS

    • @rashielangelah
      @rashielangelah 4 года назад +10

      I squeak

    • @amiekko
      @amiekko 4 года назад +58

      oOhHhhhHhh gOnNNnNnnNnNnnnNnn

    • @kiluza1026
      @kiluza1026 4 года назад +27

      @@amiekko yes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN

  • @muhammadfabianalgifari3572
    @muhammadfabianalgifari3572 4 года назад +102

    bruh mans said “why isn’t he in prison yet” like they can lock him up

  • @afro4640
    @afro4640 4 года назад +3173

    “Hi I’m Isaac Netero with the Hunter’s Association, why don’t you have a seat right over there.”

  • @Znobi_HD
    @Znobi_HD 4 года назад +11691

    I dont see whats so predatory about a man in clown makeup that enjoys wrestling with little boys in short shorts.....
    *wAiT* *A* *MiNuTe*

    • @FunkyFunky7345
      @FunkyFunky7345 4 года назад +370

      Ahh so you're a man of culture as well I see

    • @-Genki
      @-Genki 4 года назад +287

      @@FunkyFunky7345 replace that with child and I'm calling the police.

    • @bigbone_99
      @bigbone_99 4 года назад +81

      That's sounding like Vegeta teaming up with Gohan on Namek. Minus the clown makeup

    • @Sorkzi
      @Sorkzi 4 года назад +62

      FBI OPEN UP!!!!

    • @ryujin7341
      @ryujin7341 4 года назад +14

      Lmao

  • @felidi4413
    @felidi4413 4 года назад +406

    BUT DID YOU KNOW: bungee gum possesses the characteristics of both rubber and gum?

    • @Bambi_bun
      @Bambi_bun 3 года назад +10

      NOW YOU KNOW.

    • @Flowing9002
      @Flowing9002 3 года назад +1

      I did shut up

    • @eldestdragon5766
      @eldestdragon5766 3 года назад +1

      That’s what he tells the police to distract them.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +1497

    This is why he's a well written character, everyone who's watched HxH had the pedobear vibes with Hisoka

  • @teeboysmith2413
    @teeboysmith2413 4 года назад +2022

    Hisoka in prison: i dont want these grown men.
    Hisoka in juvie: I WILL HAVE THEM!!!

    • @richardthekingransom
      @richardthekingransom 4 года назад +4

      TEeBoySmith 241 😂😂😂😂

    • @EagleZtoTheGrave
      @EagleZtoTheGrave 4 года назад +24

      @RayS2able HIsoka: No I'm serious, it was more important than food

    • @qui-gonjinn6060
      @qui-gonjinn6060 4 года назад +6

      TEeBoySmith 241 reminds me of the manga “shamo” where the protagonist gets repeatedly gangraped in a reformatory

    • @chrisketchum8042
      @chrisketchum8042 4 года назад +6

      @RayS2able I came looking for man's butt.

    • @qui-gonjinn6060
      @qui-gonjinn6060 4 года назад

      Kiki M. Yeah it’s pretty sad but he does become a good fighter

  • @Gods_Left_Asscheek
    @Gods_Left_Asscheek 4 года назад +179

    Deadass, my sister was watching this in the living room a bit ago and the scene where hisoka said "don't look at me like that it's turning me on" or whatever came on. I literally started screaming "NO!" and she was telling me "oh it's just his thing, it's what he does when he fights" LIKE NO THIS MAN CLEARLY DIDDLES KIDS!

    • @Chiara-ep5er
      @Chiara-ep5er 3 года назад +9

      This comment has me dead nOOOO 💀

    • @Dottman56
      @Dottman56 3 года назад +4

      Literally

    • @oneweirdaquarius7405
      @oneweirdaquarius7405 3 года назад +11

      when I first told my sister what he said my mom was like WHATTTT? lmao 😂

  • @lordshagra6457
    @lordshagra6457 4 года назад +589

    I watched HxH when I was young, so I didn’t suspect Hisoka being anything more than a wierdo. *Boy was I shocked when I rewatched some Hisoka scenes*

    • @jayc140
      @jayc140 4 года назад +14

      Same I went through The Whole series when I was 12 and I didn’t suspect a thing

    • @crazyfriend2388
      @crazyfriend2388 4 года назад +19

      Absolute weaklings
      I watched when I was 12 and thanks to my degenerate gang friends I understood every reference

    • @Fillardmillmore
      @Fillardmillmore 4 года назад +8

      I watched when I was nine and just thought he made me uncomfortable. I dont know how I was so ignorant.

    • @nurseii9018
      @nurseii9018 4 года назад +3

      Even my 10 year old brother would get how wrong this is, since he’s gonna watch it soon apparently

    • @Fillardmillmore
      @Fillardmillmore 4 года назад +1

      @@nurseii9018
      No I knew it wasn't normal, but I didn't know what being turned on meant. So I knew it was sexual and weird but I didn't know anything more than that

  • @esteban8471
    @esteban8471 4 года назад +662

    "How is he not in prison yet?!"
    I mean, he would easily kill anyone who'd try.

    • @Kizz217
      @Kizz217 4 года назад +1

      Esteban Maysonet Yea prolly can’t kill any dbs character

    • @durakeno5575
      @durakeno5575 4 года назад +2

      @@Kizz217 now imagine Hisoka using Ki and being damn good at it.
      Now imagine Hisoka with Super Instinct.

    • @roccygnus2570
      @roccygnus2570 4 года назад +1

      @@durakeno5575 Still gets clapped by Moro.

    • @nuhaomar9542
      @nuhaomar9542 4 года назад

      The only reason he’s not in prison is bc the authorities aren’t strong enough to catch him

    • @fuckyouandyourbullshit69
      @fuckyouandyourbullshit69 4 года назад +19

      @@Kizz217 What is wrong with you? Dbz is another anime. Why the fuk bring that up here?

  • @huh1717
    @huh1717 4 года назад +113

    My 8 y.o brother: I'm bored I'm gonna watch hxh
    Me: OMG PLEASE DONT

    • @huh1717
      @huh1717 3 года назад +4

      @Elation ; LAW nO

    • @psyducklmao133
      @psyducklmao133 3 года назад +4

      hisoka gon jump out the screen-

    • @xyromastr
      @xyromastr 3 года назад +1

      Bruh my 10 year old brother had to explain to me what Highschool DXD was

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 3 года назад

      *cover his eyes*

  • @stevepensando2593
    @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +19485

    The voice actor is such a legend. He even got into an affair with a 14 year old girl in real life, never breaking character

    • @flowerying1048
      @flowerying1048 4 года назад +2749

      Steve Pensando I-😳💀 is this real? OMG👩‍🦯

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +1190

      @@flowerying1048 Yep... www.google.com/amp/s/sojapan.jp/2017/07/daisuke-namikawa-allegedly-cheats-wife-according-report-issues-apology/amp/

    • @rohay8146
      @rohay8146 4 года назад +2263

      I read that age 13 is age if consent over there 👉🏾 not that it’s okay

    • @stevepensando2593
      @stevepensando2593 4 года назад +2715

      @@rohay8146 He still cheated on his wife

    • @minabright9894
      @minabright9894 4 года назад +1941

      Disgusting.

  • @dimasbram7176
    @dimasbram7176 4 года назад +1148

    This video is so true, there are people who deadass serious saying that he's not and denying it every time acting like they're some kind of expert in psychology lmfao yet they know and acknowledge it deep inside.

    • @sarahmshimunov
      @sarahmshimunov 4 года назад +31

      It’s me, I am people 😔🤙🏼

    • @karennevarez1098
      @karennevarez1098 4 года назад +83

      Their biggest argument is "Hisoka feels sexually aroused to strong opponents" like how is that even an argument, how is that even ok to say dude... Analyze your words first...

    • @blitzkri860
      @blitzkri860 4 года назад +93

      'hISoKa gETs sExUaLly arOuSed bY stRoNG opPOnEnTs--'
      also hisoka : *stares at gon and killua's butt*

    • @babarshah6479
      @babarshah6479 4 года назад +36

      Don’t forget he said he is getting wet when thinking about facing Chrollo.

    • @unknown3235
      @unknown3235 4 года назад +6

      And then there is me, knowing that he is a pedophile since the beggining and laughing about it and loving him. Why am I like this... Like... Why.. Why do I just don't care about pedophiles even in real life ? Oof- (and I am still a child. What is wrong with me😂)

  • @user-qg9xj6vm9p
    @user-qg9xj6vm9p 4 года назад +82

    "I know your tastes"
    *Shows Gon*
    Me : OH HELL NAH

  • @TheBest-pd9hz
    @TheBest-pd9hz 4 года назад +709

    This is definitely an anime version of how to catch a predator lol

    • @imjustjohn2223
      @imjustjohn2223 4 года назад +13

      Hisoka vs Chris Hanson
      Idk man, i think Chris kinda quick tho

    • @amiibopimp852
      @amiibopimp852 4 года назад +7

      @@imjustjohn2223 you can do this the easy way or the hard way, the choice is yours

    • @imjustjohn2223
      @imjustjohn2223 4 года назад

      AMIIBO PIMP W

  • @kanbinadaydream6486
    @kanbinadaydream6486 4 года назад +754

    Hisoka: *looks at Gon and Killua’s asses*
    **Jazz Music Stops**

  • @Extremezotako
    @Extremezotako 4 года назад +48

    Gon and killiua exists*
    Hisoka: I can milk you

  • @claytonlassiter1686
    @claytonlassiter1686 4 года назад +541

    “Yeah he likes fighting..... with little boys” I’M DEAD

    • @missyori8301
      @missyori8301 3 года назад +2

      Hisoka like that *wrestling*

  • @soggy907
    @soggy907 4 года назад +374

    *chokes Gon*
    "I love that expression"

  • @watakiii
    @watakiii 4 года назад +43

    Gon: *Breaths*
    Hisoka: Gon, oh Gon!

  • @ryugasamurai7217
    @ryugasamurai7217 4 года назад +1677

    Hisoka: Oh no. I ain't come looking for no man. I ain't got no beer football tickets nothing.

    • @etherious5957
      @etherious5957 4 года назад +170

      I came looking for boys butt.

    • @24kam48
      @24kam48 4 года назад +67

      now I likes ya and I wants ya

    • @treiskushrenada6332
      @treiskushrenada6332 4 года назад +66

      Now we can either do this
      the easy way or the HARD way...

    • @ladymidnight4282
      @ladymidnight4282 4 года назад +66

      The choice is yours

    • @Th-ih9zf
      @Th-ih9zf 4 года назад +57

      IM A WARRIOR

  • @lionspride4821
    @lionspride4821 4 года назад +2107

    Nobody:
    Not one soul:
    Hisoka: Don't look at me like that. You'll get me excited 🥵
    😰

    • @madi.5898
      @madi.5898 4 года назад +10

      Right 😨😨😨

    • @therhythmictale5574
      @therhythmictale5574 4 года назад +7

      Me: proceeds to stare at him through the screen

    • @vitaminc_wzinc
      @vitaminc_wzinc 4 года назад +17

      _immediately looks away from the laptop_

    • @zach6255
      @zach6255 4 года назад +2

      @@vitaminc_wzinc same man.

    • @zach6255
      @zach6255 4 года назад +10

      Dude he's an amazing character but I flinch and gag every single time he says anything relatively creepy

  • @1ksubscriberchallengewitho818
    @1ksubscriberchallengewitho818 4 года назад +232

    Am I the only one who didn’t know that sign was a rape sign?
    *Just me?*

    • @sinaiis957
      @sinaiis957 4 года назад +31

      It's a double-meaning sign.
      It is also the same as giving someone the middle finger. But the sign Hisoka does is not the actual version of either and is modified, so it can be taken to mean whatever.

    • @djroscurro9859
      @djroscurro9859 3 года назад +3

      Hell I didn't know either XD

    • @girlinthegalaxy
      @girlinthegalaxy 3 года назад

      Me too

    • @ZBoy-rc8zf
      @ZBoy-rc8zf 3 года назад +1

      Yea....weird

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 3 года назад

      Nope

  • @seanwuzhere12
    @seanwuzhere12 4 года назад +311

    Kid whenever they meet hisoka: “Uh I need an adult!”
    Hisoka: “I am an adult “

    • @painbrioche9637
      @painbrioche9637 4 года назад +45

      Kid : That's kinda the problem

    • @Imman2988
      @Imman2988 4 года назад

      Dbza reference

    • @zach6255
      @zach6255 4 года назад +1

      😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

    • @lamijavojic1662
      @lamijavojic1662 4 года назад +24

      Kid:"I need another adult"

  • @YolaroozXD
    @YolaroozXD 4 года назад +70

    Gon: breathes
    Hisoka: (👁️⭐〰️💧👁️)

  • @colec485
    @colec485 4 года назад +35

    hisoka: gon you’re so adorable FBI: and you’re gon to jail, have a seat

  • @juuzousuzuya7635
    @juuzousuzuya7635 4 года назад +416

    Gon's ass:
    Killua's ass:
    Hisoka: *IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE*

    • @MeltingMellons
      @MeltingMellons 3 года назад +8

      Sus

    • @ruitawehiholland1719
      @ruitawehiholland1719 3 года назад +2

      Gon got cake LIKE YOU CAN'T EVEN DENY IT. HE GOT THAT DUMMY THICK

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 3 года назад +7

      Chris Hansen: why dont u have a seat over there hisoka

    • @MeltingMellons
      @MeltingMellons 3 года назад +1

      I started hxh so now I understand this video

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 3 года назад +1

      I hate everything

  • @kelodingard9983
    @kelodingard9983 4 года назад +331

    "He just throwing up gang signs to the homies!"

  • @syfyEcho
    @syfyEcho 4 года назад +247

    Y’all, some people get mad when it’s a killua x gon ship because “their minors” and “were sexualizing” them (even tho they are the ones who suddenly think of sex between two 12 year olds in a relationship(if u think that then ur the problem btw)) but when it’s hisoka x gon they take that lightly or as a joke.
    They go: I pretend I do not see🧑‍🦯🧑‍🦯

    • @angel127_
      @angel127_ 4 года назад +49

      hisoka x gon shippers: oh to see without my eyes... y'all hear sumn?

    • @r3stless.
      @r3stless. 4 года назад +67

      @@angel127_ please don't tell me people ACTUALLY ship hisoka with gon 💀💀

    • @alienqueen3324
      @alienqueen3324 4 года назад +17

      keys.t0.the.h0t3l xx
      Yep. I thought people were joking at first but-

    • @r3stless.
      @r3stless. 4 года назад +28

      @@alienqueen3324 oh my god what is wrong with people-

    • @alienqueen3324
      @alienqueen3324 4 года назад +17

      Lucila Ochoa Ordonez
      Wait hold on WHAT

  • @duchi882
    @duchi882 4 года назад +831

    I'm not calling the FBI
    I'm calling the Crusade for this one

    • @WeedShaggy
      @WeedShaggy 4 года назад +2

      69 likes (˵ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°˵)

    • @yeetusdaboss2031
      @yeetusdaboss2031 4 года назад +5

      But crusaders are also pedophiles, you'll just make it harder for Gon bud

    • @jhawkshaw
      @jhawkshaw 4 года назад +23

      The Stardust Crusaders?

    • @colonelstarsandstripes5379
      @colonelstarsandstripes5379 4 года назад +12

      J Hawkshaw this isn’t the time for Jojo references. Yare Yare Daze

    • @kalvinwhy5849
      @kalvinwhy5849 4 года назад

      @@colonelstarsandstripes5379 hooo my good another jojo fan?

  • @Jireninyourrecommendations
    @Jireninyourrecommendations 4 года назад +1439

    I like Hisoka's personality, even though it's a weird one

    • @mightycawl2745
      @mightycawl2745 4 года назад +9

      Jiren in your recommendations oh no

    • @reborngreatnesss5712
      @reborngreatnesss5712 4 года назад +9

      Jiren in your recommendations Dude Heck No He on Some SEX OFFENDER WHO LIKES CHILDREN

    • @thisguy9733
      @thisguy9733 4 года назад +4

      @@reborngreatnesss5712 Kevin Spacey admires him

    • @Magnus689
      @Magnus689 4 года назад +19

      There are actually people like him, would you like them, if you met them in street, in the middle of night?

    • @triskalion9627
      @triskalion9627 4 года назад +2

      It really isn't he loves killing people with power, that's it. He pretty much regular in any other aspect, pretty smart, kinda strong, and that's it..

  • @bakugokatsuki8399
    @bakugokatsuki8399 4 года назад +7

    Even the voice actor didn’t break character 😍

    • @RaRa420
      @RaRa420 4 года назад +2

      we stan a hard working voice actor 😌💅🏽✨

    • @bakugokatsuki8399
      @bakugokatsuki8399 4 года назад +1

      Y /N perioddd

  • @GamingGamer22
    @GamingGamer22 4 года назад +306

    While we're spilling tea, Master Roshi and Jiraiya aren't "pervs" they're sexual predators 👀

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 4 года назад +31

      Especially Roshi

    • @luizmarinho6138
      @luizmarinho6138 4 года назад +73

      Nah, Jiraiya is satisfied with looking. Roshi will literally grab a woman's boobs without her consent.

    • @jordanmagalhaes4980
      @jordanmagalhaes4980 4 года назад +42

      Luiz Marinho nada, he spies on women and was attracted to 12 year old Naruto’s sexy Jutsu... that’s a predator just not as sever as Roshi

    • @proudmonsterfuck3r
      @proudmonsterfuck3r 4 года назад +19

      Jiraiya doesn't touch them or sexually harass women he just flirts with them,bro did you even watch Naruto 💀👀

    • @zetokaiba5867
      @zetokaiba5867 4 года назад +7

      @@proudmonsterfuck3r He stole Tsunades underwear once I think.

  • @lordslugthemastermind6108
    @lordslugthemastermind6108 4 года назад +390

    Hisoka likes swinging on the little swing on a different direction😶😶😶

  • @mieireki
    @mieireki 4 года назад +37

    " Yeah, he likes fighting
    _with little boys._ "

  • @kalvinwhy5849
    @kalvinwhy5849 4 года назад +170

    my dude makes an ahegao face whenever he thinks of gon i think he just really likes anime

    • @zach6255
      @zach6255 4 года назад +8

      This comment got me crying

  • @ahl3cks
    @ahl3cks 4 года назад +203

    something we all realized but just failed to talk about.

  • @yue_tsuko
    @yue_tsuko 4 года назад +15

    "How is he not in prison yet?!"
    *_I feel you, bro. I feel you._*

  • @Miro_The_Terraria_Gamer
    @Miro_The_Terraria_Gamer 4 года назад +455

    #WesSideLive notice how Illumi left as soon as Hisoka was about to ascend into Super Pedo?

    • @ThatOneBitch69
      @ThatOneBitch69 4 года назад +9

      This comment literally made me spit my drink...

    • @geminijohannes
      @geminijohannes 4 года назад +1

      Cackles intensely 🤣🤣🤣

    • @shuk0rina444
      @shuk0rina444 4 года назад +1

      ASCEND HEHEHHAAHAHKQUWJWL

    • @crescento7002
      @crescento7002 4 года назад +1

      "I may have known this perv for like 5 secs, but dude he's drinching in pedo vibes"

  • @BigBallsLover6969
    @BigBallsLover6969 4 года назад +305

    We should put hisoka on how to catch a predator

    • @athanasios3019
      @athanasios3019 4 года назад +4

      Listen I like ya an I want ya

    • @leonidas0242
      @leonidas0242 4 года назад +2

      @@athanasios3019 Now wecan do this the easy way or the hard way the choice is yours

    • @miguelgonzalez6495
      @miguelgonzalez6495 4 года назад

      Yep. Chris is a Conjurer. He materializes a seat and camera crew to humiliate you. Lol

    • @jhawkshaw
      @jhawkshaw 4 года назад

      Predator hunter Chris Hansen vs Booty hunter Hisoka

    • @BloopSuperJuice
      @BloopSuperJuice 4 года назад

      hisoka would be like:
      i wants ya, and i likes ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way... the choice is yours.

  • @guadizaragoza920
    @guadizaragoza920 4 года назад +39

    illumi: what are you going to do now?
    hisoka: wait patientl-
    illumi: ok i'm out, not gonna hear this shit

  • @justaguywithabeard4552
    @justaguywithabeard4552 4 года назад +270

    “Booty is more important than water”

    • @asillybutprettylily3658
      @asillybutprettylily3658 4 года назад +12

      Excuse me, wHaT

    • @motharchenemy8549
      @motharchenemy8549 4 года назад +2

      ”I tell you what, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours” -Fleece Johnson

    • @asyl_um
      @asyl_um 4 года назад

      @@motharchenemy8549 I like you HE LIKES YOU, and i want you AND HE WANT YOU

    • @kiluza1026
      @kiluza1026 4 года назад

      Fax 😌

    • @LuisGonzalez-hx3qr
      @LuisGonzalez-hx3qr 4 года назад +1

      Tamim Assad now we can do this the easy or we can do it the hard way, the choice is yours

  • @PrincessHam_
    @PrincessHam_ 4 года назад +256

    Nobody:
    Not a single person:
    Hisoka: GOOOoooOoOoŌøOooOoOon

  • @lexiaaa0903
    @lexiaaa0903 4 года назад +50

    I’m scared to watch hunter x hunter now

    • @ooooo2680
      @ooooo2680 4 года назад +13

      Trust me. It gets dark fast

    • @lexiaaa0903
      @lexiaaa0903 4 года назад +7

      Nvm I just finished it and uhm 🤠

    • @Pukeprincess
      @Pukeprincess 3 года назад +2

      We all have that one friend who forced us to watch

  • @MGengarDude
    @MGengarDude 4 года назад +123

    Nahh he just really likes *strong* people
    Particularly little boys.

    • @RotWater
      @RotWater 4 года назад +7

      Especially the ones with spiky hair!

  • @catastrophegirl8029
    @catastrophegirl8029 4 года назад +452

    I always thought he is like that because he's a psycho who loves to fight. I literally thought he wait fruit to be ripen means he want to wait Gon to be stronger enough to fight him 😭. Me and my pure mind 😭😭😭

    • @chrisredeo4847
      @chrisredeo4847 4 года назад +37

      Catastrophe Girl I was surely mistaken the man a booty warrior

    • @johnathanera5863
      @johnathanera5863 4 года назад +89

      No your right. He might be a sadist who gets sexual pleasure for fighting. Im not sure if that counts as being a pedo? He only "likes" gon because he cant wait for him to get strong so he can kill him. I dunno. Hes a fucking weird one for sure.

    • @nutmalone5527
      @nutmalone5527 4 года назад +98

      @@johnathanera5863 he still looked at their ass, did he also see potential in gon and killua's ass 🤔?

    • @djtheturtle1399
      @djtheturtle1399 4 года назад +20

      @@nutmalone5527 or that boner scene he showed in the video

    • @OutlawKING111
      @OutlawKING111 4 года назад +13

      @@nutmalone5527 I fucking choked on my water because of your comment you bastard.

  • @cuntsumer
    @cuntsumer 4 года назад +42

    When you realize that Oikawa and Hisoka have the same voice actor...
    𝗠𝗲: 𝗛𝗢𝗪 𝗪𝗜𝗟𝗟 𝗜 𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥 𝗦𝗘𝗘 𝗬𝗢𝗨, 𝗢𝗜𝗞𝗔𝗪𝗔 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗦𝗔𝗠𝗘 𝗪𝗔𝗬?

    • @mihirkagalkar8349
      @mihirkagalkar8349 4 года назад +5

      Tobio: *nervousness intensifies *

    • @slymvshyy
      @slymvshyy 4 года назад

      OH SHIT * Minor Flashbacks *

    • @pamoon_
      @pamoon_ 3 года назад +1

      It could be worse.
      You could also be the same seiyuu for Lucario in Smash Bros.

  • @zprimus00
    @zprimus00 4 года назад +46

    I denied it for so long. Until that last scene

  • @VictorM_004
    @VictorM_004 4 года назад +90

    Deep down...
    We all know...
    Good grief...

  • @grimmxx
    @grimmxx 4 года назад +21

    Gon and Killua: *breathes*
    Hisoka: oOooOoOohhhHhh~

  • @Bilhz
    @Bilhz 4 года назад +67

    The wig kills me every time 😂

  • @rohankishibe5581
    @rohankishibe5581 4 года назад +114

    Person: you said he was what- *points at Gon *
    Hisoka: *...Thiccer than a bowl of Oatmeal-*

  • @shtoqoz1282
    @shtoqoz1282 4 года назад +143

    In the dubbed version Hisoka actually says “Gon is mine. Don’t you dare touch him.” To Illumi on the first scene shown to us in the video
    “hEs jUSt AttRacTEd tO PoWeR” Like, no bruh. Hisoka is a pedo. Just accept it. Like he literally stared at Gon and Killua’s asses so hard they felt it 💀💀💀

    • @Dottman56
      @Dottman56 3 года назад +5

      Literally

    • @mimi-milkymulti_fandoms6735
      @mimi-milkymulti_fandoms6735 2 года назад +2

      Fr, people are defending him, like wtf dude he's a p3do they should get over it, I can't believe I used to like him before 💀🔫

  • @catsndogs98
    @catsndogs98 4 года назад +51

    0:42 it’s a Jojo pose but played straight.
    God save this man

  • @maixe13
    @maixe13 4 года назад +57

    “Hi my names Chris Hansen. Sit down and let’s have a chat.”

  • @tbud7776
    @tbud7776 4 года назад +37

    When he said ”OH GON 🤤” I felt that
    No wait no no no I didn't mean it like that!...nvm 😔

    • @r3stless.
      @r3stless. 4 года назад +10

      oops- that didn't sound right LMAO

    • @qtaro-7097
      @qtaro-7097 3 года назад +2

      why dont u have a seat over there

  • @scooterlooter420
    @scooterlooter420 4 года назад +86

    Gohan: Um....... I need an adult
    Hisoka: I am an adult

    • @snivewus
      @snivewus 4 года назад +10

      Gon: I need a different adult

  • @zeromage0243
    @zeromage0243 4 года назад +63

    It’s Japan bro what did you expect they have no chill

  • @T0of1
    @T0of1 4 года назад +28

    Don’t Let The Title Distract You From The Fact That Bungee Gum Has The Quality’s Of Both Rubber And Gum

  • @floflo826
    @floflo826 4 года назад +77

    He's kinda bungee thicc tho

  • @faisfaiz4353
    @faisfaiz4353 4 года назад +121

    Me: accidentally dropping the soap while hisoka was aroud
    Hisoka: 0:44
    Me: *Rainbow six going dark*

  • @user-natzu
    @user-natzu 4 года назад +9

    and hisoka's voice actor is the same that voiced oikawa 😭😭😭

  • @athing18
    @athing18 4 года назад +40

    Hisoka: I have the power of rubber and gum!
    Luffy: *Wait. That’s illegal*

  • @shizzydeo6545
    @shizzydeo6545 4 года назад +71

    He’s like dat dude from Tokyo ghoul

    • @minami584
      @minami584 4 года назад +19

      Tsukiyama. OMG, YES

    • @feckethbalcony3666
      @feckethbalcony3666 4 года назад +19

      The creepy dude who snorts blood off kaneki's belongings? yeah...

    • @pawllein2594
      @pawllein2594 4 года назад +3

      Ah yes tsukiyama

    • @nmt5729
      @nmt5729 4 года назад +4

      If you haven't watched Tokyo Ghoul in five minutes yet then you should, they get Tsukiyama perfectly

    • @jennybe4766
      @jennybe4766 3 года назад +1

      except that kaneki is legal i believe lmao

  • @ErenYeager-ge4gh
    @ErenYeager-ge4gh 3 года назад +9

    Gon: *turns 18*
    Hisoka: “your free trial of virginity has ended”

  • @petrusstreamrock5315
    @petrusstreamrock5315 4 года назад +71

    "FBI OPEN UP!!!"
    *Proceeds to get sliced by cards*

    • @drifteddawn397
      @drifteddawn397 4 года назад +2

      Honestly I’m glad he follows the laws bc honestly he’s probably stronger than the cops or fbi. 😭💀

  • @MerlynwestVII
    @MerlynwestVII 4 года назад +16

    Hisoka:*exsist*
    Door: *opens* I’m Chris Hanson

  • @wolfhaley3865
    @wolfhaley3865 3 года назад +7

    “nah bruh this man likes little boys-“ I’m fucking deaddd 😹😹💀

  • @oleedee5416
    @oleedee5416 4 года назад +342

    That's what makes him cool.
    I'm playin
    no im not

    • @camelot1722
      @camelot1722 4 года назад +4

      I'm dead😂😂

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 4 года назад +3

      The fu-

    • @mauri1282
      @mauri1282 4 года назад +7

      🤯OLEEDEE🤯 Honestly, it really does

    • @orealz
      @orealz 4 года назад +16

      Tryna confuse the FBI

    • @nightcollapse
      @nightcollapse 4 года назад +3

      What's cooler then being cool
      Pedophilia
      *confused screaming*

  • @DeusXMachna
    @DeusXMachna 4 года назад +97

    On God peeps will go on oath and swear that he's not a pedo and the he likes fighting "strong ppl and that gets him hard"

  • @aikotitilai3820
    @aikotitilai3820 3 года назад +6

    The last part makes me terribly uncomfortable

  • @jcg7609
    @jcg7609 4 года назад +72

    But everyone already knew that

  • @jaylynbrown5205
    @jaylynbrown5205 4 года назад +32

    I still can’t get over English auto generated sis 💀-
    *“Baca stereo music is yeah a guy stuck on economy”*

  • @jimmymcgill7370
    @jimmymcgill7370 3 года назад +7

    You can’t convince me that Hisoka isn’t Togashi’s self-insert character.

  • @cassandrap.1874
    @cassandrap.1874 4 года назад +58

    He may be a cool character
    But you can't deny him being a pedophile
    There's proof...