@@greenuvlight I keep my house at 65 fahrenheit or about 18 celsius, so no t-shirt with a hoodie and basketball shorts is ideal. Peak comfy outfit for lounging around
As a baker and someone who has perfected my fudgey brownie recepie, the one this woman gave you was incredibly uneccessary. There is absolutely no point in having both melted butter and oil as the butter already provides the combining agent, moisture and richness as well as better flavour and desired leavening. The whole point of using brown sugar is that it creates the fudge texture when its melted due to the molasses...she just disolved it to hell with the eggs, completely defeating its purpose. And she was wrong about the crust, the eggs are what causes that. You will always get that as long as you have egg whites and sugar in there. The cornstarch in the powdered sugar and the powdered milk would just dry it up more (also adding more sweetness + grit) and had to offset it with less flour making you get extra ingredients for a worse result. Adding the powdered milk for a richer flavour is fine in the proper ratios, but not necessary if you properly browned the butter and cocoa mix and added vanilla and salt....which she didn't????? What you ate was an oily brownie with melted chocolate..you could have made an actual fudgey brownie batter in 15 minutes and with half the ingredients....Tiktok baking makes me want to scream bro.
When making pancakes or crepes, it's tradition (here in Italy, at least) that the first one is never to be considered a "real" version of what you're trying to make, as it only serves to prep the pan
Russian pancakes are nothing like the ones that were made there but we have this tradition too There is even a saying "первый блин всегда комом" which roughly translates to "the first pancake always looks like a lump"
He'd have to do a hands-only view to hide his face, also I nominate Joshia Weissman for the overly excited cook he should collab with. Or Babish since they're in the same state
I love how he trynna substitute most of the ingredients 😂😂 I love it.. show how struggling you can be, and also how I don't want to go to grocery to get the ingredients when I can just swap it with that I have at home.. Not a hate comment really.. this is great😂😂
as a teenager learning how to cook, you make me feel better about my lack of skill cuz you dont try to be a professional, you make great videos and you teach me a lot
Stopppp I’m actually falling in love with a faceless funny person on RUclips… oh no it’s not you futurecanoe it’s the person that runs your brain/personality
You're so funny 🤣 and a good cook who is very knowledgeable and I'm always impressed how fearless you are in the kitchen using recipes with your questionable ingredients to make some semblance of the original recipe. I appreciate you and your channel I look forward to the next video👍🙂
17:16 My little sister uses the same mixer and as soon as I saw it I was like “is she gonna show her turning the bowl in the video?” And sure enough 😅 (You have to turn the bowl while it’s mixing which is why it’s off-centered)
When you cook mushrooms, you shouldn't start off with oil. Mushrooms are full of moisture, so letting them sweat off in a dry pan first is the best way to get some colour on them, and once they start looking drier, that's when you add some fat for them to soak up, preferably butter
Both cutting the chicken with meat scissors to see if it was done and being salty over using honey AND bbq sauce to ruin a pan for cleanup was absolutely cathartic
2:07 Why do people who make cooking videos feel a compulsive need to lie? Like half the things you see happen in cooking videos: roux, fond, "instant-dissolving powdered sugar," none of that actually happens in real life.
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Finally a relatable food tuber.
Honestly, I subscribed so fast
thanks robotnik
This is the low quality content I subscribed for.
Agreed
thats the highest low quality i ever have seen
It would be high quality if he had a whisk
The feeling is like we doing it fr
Sometimes the ingredient unavailable and lazy just substitute
It feels so real i hope it never gets better
I love how he always politely says thank you after creating murder scenes in his kitchen.
This man doesn't just have atomic chicken, his power levels are so strong that he wears a hoodie with shorts
isn't that normal
@@Ssjvaca bro it's nearly summer come on
@@greenuvlight this mf doesn't know about AC
@@Lowtendo not American so ofc I don't son plus how does that justify using that abnormal combo in summer
@@greenuvlight I keep my house at 65 fahrenheit or about 18 celsius, so no t-shirt with a hoodie and basketball shorts is ideal. Peak comfy outfit for lounging around
I love your videos, usually I get hungry when I watch videos about food. But not yours! Thank you.
lmfaoo
Crying
😂 dyin
Savage 😂
😂😂😂
As a baker and someone who has perfected my fudgey brownie recepie, the one this woman gave you was incredibly uneccessary. There is absolutely no point in having both melted butter and oil as the butter already provides the combining agent, moisture and richness as well as better flavour and desired leavening. The whole point of using brown sugar is that it creates the fudge texture when its melted due to the molasses...she just disolved it to hell with the eggs, completely defeating its purpose. And she was wrong about the crust, the eggs are what causes that. You will always get that as long as you have egg whites and sugar in there. The cornstarch in the powdered sugar and the powdered milk would just dry it up more (also adding more sweetness + grit) and had to offset it with less flour making you get extra ingredients for a worse result. Adding the powdered milk for a richer flavour is fine in the proper ratios, but not necessary if you properly browned the butter and cocoa mix and added vanilla and salt....which she didn't?????
What you ate was an oily brownie with melted chocolate..you could have made an actual fudgey brownie batter in 15 minutes and with half the ingredients....Tiktok baking makes me want to scream bro.
love ur comment btw
do you have a good *fudgy* brownie recipe i could use 👀
@@GooseVis56now you asking real questions
Oh you really look like a baker!
Most of these recipes are awful. Adding salt directly to the yeast for the focaccia? lawd.
19:33 my guy is out here flexing his insane biceps, Props to him.
was about to comment but needed to make sure i wasn’t the only one
@@grayuda1350same! Always thought this was a little chubby boy, but noooooo, look at those arms!
I didn’t realize how ripped he is like dang
Not me pausing at 20:07 and scrolling through the comments to see if anyone else said anything 👀
@@ellicurus ikr, same 😂
19:52 didn’t expect him to be absolutely ripped
“It almost tastes like a pear for some reason”
I laughed so hard I don’t even know why
u do know why. he used a pear as an apple in an apple tart recipe and said it's almost like a pear.
i love how he said "tattooed barista" like theres any other kind of barista
when I applied at starbucks I wore a long sleeved shirt to cover my lack of tattoos 🐧
😂😂😂
@mekullag
Do you have penguin tattoos?
The thai curry chicken is beyond radiated, its on those abyssal hell type-ish level 💀
Right, like where tf is that guy buying his chicken???
@@twdjt6245Costco
@@twdjt6245He’s using discolouration with his camera/editing.
@@twdjt6245those chicken look normal for me I live in tropical country lol i think that why
@@diputstonngl the lighting is prolly messing with you
This guy has made me realize that I don’t need to be such a perfectionist when following recipe videos 😂
When making pancakes or crepes, it's tradition (here in Italy, at least) that the first one is never to be considered a "real" version of what you're trying to make, as it only serves to prep the pan
American pancakes are like that too
U r so right ma guy, in Germany we do it exactly how u described it
Makes sense. Everytime I make crepes, the first one looks like dogshit. I usually give my sister that one 😊
Russian pancakes are nothing like the ones that were made there but we have this tradition too
There is even a saying "первый блин всегда комом" which roughly translates to "the first pancake always looks like a lump"
Swede here, same. First is always a failure that tastes really good.
ngl i really enjoyed your real npc restaurant reviews.
[ 11:06 ] i love the random use of K-pop songs in these videos😭
right I love it ❤
i don't
@@scarm_rune womp womp prepubescent boy
I'm literally going to go listen to Ring Ding Dong after this😂
You are honestly the most relatable and funny food RUclipsr out there. Keep up the good work and I wish you the very best for the future
you are such a high quality dude living in a low quality world. I love your editing and dry humor ❤🎉
19:47 bro be having those radioactive hulk arms goddamn
More like radioactive from all that weird ass chicken breast
Daddy canoe
I can't get over how every time the instagram comments completely roast this man's cooking brooooo💀
this man's ability too make everything look green is unreal
💀😂😂😂
you should do a collab! ''Overly excited food influencer vs npc''
He'd have to do a hands-only view to hide his face, also I nominate Joshia Weissman for the overly excited cook he should collab with. Or Babish since they're in the same state
So funny that you go out to get a required ingredient and still come back with a substitute technically
i was gonna say does he not know baby formula and milk powder are different 😭
I love how he trynna substitute most of the ingredients 😂😂 I love it.. show how struggling you can be, and also how I don't want to go to grocery to get the ingredients when I can just swap it with that I have at home..
Not a hate comment really.. this is great😂😂
That “ah 😳” sound when the pear dropped 🤣🤣🤣
i was like WHYY?! 🤣🤣
23:00 him imitating this girl’s voice made me cackle 😭
he doesn't need to worry about the salmonella in that chicken, it probably died in there as well
Bro gets his chicken from swamps.
Your nonchalant attitude is contagious.. Every time you say I don't have that so I'll use this is priceless🤣🤣
19:47 damnn that bicep looking good futurecanoe
The radio active chicken is fueling his gains like sir your arms are gains goals lol
19:50 those are the biceps of a master ligma fork stirer.
i knew that was frozen chicken from costco bc i use the same thing to... feed my dog....
That bad, huh?
@@zephyr-mq3cvHe’s a horrible owner. That garbage shouldn’t be fed to a dog.
if you put canoe’s chicken in a geiger counter it will start to beatbox uncontrollably
Most unappreciated comment ever
23:00 The way she talks. 😂
the apple tart with pears gotta be the most Future Canoe thing out there, besides radioactive chicken
2:40 I got jumpscared by Zucc 💀💀
The captions says "p0rn nice job team" 😭😭😭
The moldy crust was vile… I love it
The SNSD song got me. I will stay here forever.
was looking for this comment ❤ love snsd
same omd 😭😭❤
14:00 that's actually REALLY good wtf, he is evolving faster than we can keep up.
“today we’re gonna follow his instructions and do a cream p- cake…”😂😂
23:00 "today i wanted to eat a crossaint" "quaso"
Someone get this guy a whisk. Please.
Never mind, I just burned myself making toast. So Good Job Team!
I love your videos. I took a nap, the sounds always woke me up just a bit, but i fall asleep right away. 10/10 would reccoment
as a teenager learning how to cook, you make me feel better about my lack of skill cuz you dont try to be a professional, you make great videos and you teach me a lot
The olive oil be having what producers think a female character arc is💅
19:47 ??? I have never seen his arms before and IM SHOOK by them biceps, dayum
FutureCanoe is the content that YT needs
Stopppp I’m actually falling in love with a faceless funny person on RUclips… oh no it’s not you futurecanoe it’s the person that runs your brain/personality
My man is buying his chicken in the dark web.
you're my favorite person rn i laugh every single vid, youre amazing 😭
I must I love his use of putting some random K-pop in the videos ✌🏽
I adore the dynamic between this guy and his followers
dipping in the sauce on the table is the most relatable thing i've seen so far
That "nice job, team" gets me every single time.
You're my new husband material type of man. The humor, the cooking, absolutely incredible
The ligma fork should be a hate crime 😂
Crimes against food, he should be sent to the Hague
the unedited edited RUclipsr
This taught me that viral recipe videos are really fucking obnoxious
You're so funny 🤣 and a good cook who is very knowledgeable and I'm always impressed how fearless you are in the kitchen using recipes with your questionable ingredients to make some semblance of the original recipe. I appreciate you and your channel I look forward to the next video👍🙂
Bro really was an king of an npc this time with this kind of content make me laugh only with the dry humor
If you want fluffier pancakes, sieve the flower. It doesn't sound as if it would make a big difference, but believe me, it does!😊
I wheeze-laughed way too hard at the olive oil.
Lol the Hailee Steinfeld starving edit got me. For the donuts, the sugar needed to caramelize (get golden brown) for the crunch
i never knew how ripped this dude was untill this vid
12:31 Beating it until it's completely dissolved is my specialty.
loved all the kpop references this time. also these were all terrifying
19:49 my man is built
Yooo this cream pi-..cake looks so good ..
I just started the video and I already have a REALLY bad feeling especially after seeing the cocoa being eviscerated into nothingness in mere seconds
I just cast this to my TV and let it play while I wondered what happened to my life.
i never new how much i needed this channel thank you for the best food content on youtube
Can someone give this man a stand mixer or had mixer? sponsors this man
Ligma fork is enough
That SNSD Gee gave me nostalgia
i love your videos man theyre so silly
you're adorable! i love your videos very much, appreciate you trying out all kinds of recipes, you're really relatable haha
This man’s attitude 😂🔥💯
17:16 My little sister uses the same mixer and as soon as I saw it I was like “is she gonna show her turning the bowl in the video?” And sure enough 😅
(You have to turn the bowl while it’s mixing which is why it’s off-centered)
Man got guns😍😍
Fr 💪
Those brownies actually looked really good. I don’t know what the hell instagram was on that made it look bad.
2:50 why bake at 350° for 15 minutes, where you can just do the math and bake at 5250° for just 1 minute?
19:50 where tf did those cannons come from
I laughed so hard when he said i choped my cucumber
Literally dying at the commentary for the chicken sandwhich 😂😂😂
Not me looking at his biceps like a Donut 😗
PAUSE
@@MikeyEatAcid 🤣
This is the first video I've seen of yours and I'm hooked... You're awesome
"I don't think my dough has a smooth side"
Me when I make bread
I don't really like tiktok recipe videos because everything always feels so staged, but that creme brulee donut video had me feeling some sorta way.
All the tiktok creators just feel... off? Like they're all AI generated videos or something.
Bro I love this series. Keep it coming.
Me: Mom, can i have tarte tatin?
Mom: We have tarte tatin at home.
Tarte tatin at home: 22:40
When you cook mushrooms, you shouldn't start off with oil. Mushrooms are full of moisture, so letting them sweat off in a dry pan first is the best way to get some colour on them, and once they start looking drier, that's when you add some fat for them to soak up, preferably butter
that little “ah-“ at the creme brûlée vid lmfao😭
Canoe’s got muscles rawr! 😊
Both cutting the chicken with meat scissors to see if it was done and being salty over using honey AND bbq sauce to ruin a pan for cleanup was absolutely cathartic
2:07 Why do people who make cooking videos feel a compulsive need to lie? Like half the things you see happen in cooking videos: roux, fond, "instant-dissolving powdered sugar," none of that actually happens in real life.
The right angle fork kills every time lol😂😂😂
You should try making Claire Saffitz croissants :)
I'm oddly addicted to this. I don't even eat non-vegetarian!
20:38 High Quality Apples.🍐😎👍💯
Fittin dees chicken in ma mouth🤣🤣🤣🤣 5:54
This guy never fails to disappoint.