Crazy Soviet Union Tanks Size Comparison 3D

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  • Опубликовано: 23 авг 2020
  • Behemoth battleship has landed !
    Birth of KV-6 Behemoth
    In July 1941, Stalin found out that a single KV-2 had stopped an entire German Kampfgruppe for more than a day during the Battle of Raseiniai. Stalin was exhilarated , he ordered his designers to build a land battleship based on the KV-2 design.
    When the designers highlighted to Stalin that three turrets made the vehicle too long to have an acceptable turning radius, Stalin replied “It doesn’t need to turn, it will drive straight to Berlin.”
    LIGHT TANKS
    T-27
    T-37A
    T-18
    Odessa Tank
    T-26
    T-50
    BT-2
    BT-5
    BT-7
    Anotonov A-40
    MEDIUM TANKS
    T-24
    T-22
    T-28
    T-34/85
    T-34 Concrete Armour
    KV-13
    Object 483
    Progvev-T
    Object 775
    HEAVY TANKS
    Object 787 Viper
    KV-1
    T-35
    IS-2
    Object 268
    KV-7
    SMK Tank
    T-100 Tank
    KV-2
    Object 279
    Tsar Tank
    SUPER HEAVY TANKS
    KV-4 Tarapantin
    T-39
    KV-4 Fedorenko
    KV-4 Mikhailov
    KV-5
    SUPER LONG HEAVY TANKS
    Mendeleev Tank
    T-42
    KV-6 Behemoth
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  • @comradesfromthesouth3517
    @comradesfromthesouth3517 3 года назад +832

    "How many turrets are going to put on the tank?"
    Soviet engineers: "yes"

    • @Dainoone
      @Dainoone 2 года назад +13

      10000000

    • @hasbyalghanie7203
      @hasbyalghanie7203 2 года назад +6

      @@normal-potato05 its only 3 but t-35.....

    • @normal-potato05
      @normal-potato05 2 года назад +2

      @@hasbyalghanie7203 yah, actually I was thinking of the m2 medium. But the medium has a lot of machine guns but not turrets… so I had brain fart

    • @creativeusername1013
      @creativeusername1013 2 года назад +4

      "So how big do you want this ratte Hitler?"
      Funny Mustache man: THE SIZE OF A FUCKING SUPER HEAVY BATTLESHIP

    • @stalinium4315
      @stalinium4315 2 года назад

      Kv 1 with 152mm good

  • @t-34-36
    @t-34-36 3 года назад +3366

    Germans: taller and heavier
    Russians: *LONGER AND MORE GUNS, COMRADE*

    • @maxonegans7360
      @maxonegans7360 3 года назад +61

      Так то броня тоже увеличивалась

    • @WorkAlef
      @WorkAlef 3 года назад +37

      Нужно больше дакки!

    • @jasonalex7640
      @jasonalex7640 3 года назад +21

      da tavarish

    • @jasonalex7640
      @jasonalex7640 3 года назад +67

      More guns and if it didn't work just add more and more guns

    • @jasonalex7640
      @jasonalex7640 3 года назад +19

      More guns like Murcia

  • @somebody9651
    @somebody9651 2 года назад +509

    German: you see that battleship? Yes I want a tank with the same armor, size and gun caliber of it
    Russian: you see that battleship? Yes I want a tank that have the same amount of turrets like that

  • @epaniyYoutub
    @epaniyYoutub 2 года назад +221

    Props to Odessa workers. Really impressive that they were able to create a new freaking tank under siege conditions.

    • @user-gd8fm8jw5t
      @user-gd8fm8jw5t Год назад +14

      Воти именно название этого танка в переводе и означает НИ-1 "На Испуг"

    • @user-pw8qk4sm7v
      @user-pw8qk4sm7v Год назад +5

      "on fragth"

    • @ywgh4387
      @ywgh4387 Месяц назад

      it's not really a tank but a "killdozer"

  • @kaho4993
    @kaho4993 3 года назад +2276

    1:53
    You see ivan when you fly tank the enemy doesn't know whether to shoot anti-tank or anti-aircraft guns

    • @aryboss1514
      @aryboss1514 3 года назад +221

      Modern problems require modern solutions.

    • @gamergaming6604
      @gamergaming6604 3 года назад +86

      Both,both is good

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII 3 года назад +169

      "Laughs in Flak 88"

    • @Ftalmeida73
      @Ftalmeida73 3 года назад +70

      Flak 8.8: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @Utterlychaos_
      @Utterlychaos_ 3 года назад +124

      *anti-airtank*

  • @wiktorasak6624
    @wiktorasak6624 3 года назад +990

    7:44 you ask how it was turning. It wasn't, it was going straight on Berlin.

    • @user-wk2gi5cp9y
      @user-wk2gi5cp9y 3 года назад +10

      I saw this comment on similar video

    • @cheesebone2818
      @cheesebone2818 3 года назад +2

      Wing wong

    • @user-vg7ws3uo9u
      @user-vg7ws3uo9u 3 года назад +3

      It's a KV-6

    • @josephsheranda
      @josephsheranda 3 года назад

      I'm astonished they built not one, but *three* of those behemoths.

    • @GrayWolf448
      @GrayWolf448 3 года назад +15

      @@josephsheranda. that very long tank is a fictional one. was never built, or even planned. the sources I've read have said it was just a model tank someone built a few years ago, and a rumor spread that it was real.

  • @markhui
    @markhui 2 года назад +60

    2:40 thanks for putting famous tank from "czterej pancerni i pies". As a Pole, I appreciate it

    • @DivineOwl
      @DivineOwl 2 года назад +3

      Masterpiece. When i was a soviet kid 11yo, i saw it on TV for the 1st time. It was shown without translation for some reason. Why bothering translating, if broadcast during the day when all soviet ppl should work anyways. But i was able to understand it somehow although i don't know polish at all. I ran away from the class every time, so as not to miss the next episode.

    • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
      @BM-13_KATYUSHA 2 года назад

      Which pole are you, the North or the South one?
      Listen here you little kurwa!

    • @user-qt5dv5nw7n
      @user-qt5dv5nw7n Год назад

      Блиин

  • @Prankester6856
    @Prankester6856 2 года назад +20

    Russian: Comrade should we put more armor or turrets
    Russian 2 : Yes

  • @nx-xne334
    @nx-xne334 3 года назад +1003

    3:35 cmon guys who stepped on the tank

    • @davidz0645
      @davidz0645 3 года назад +21

      Underrated Comment😂😂

    • @Aerofiq
      @Aerofiq 3 года назад +44

      haha tank go squish

    • @CindyDijkema
      @CindyDijkema 3 года назад +13

      I stepped on it ;(

    • @davidz0645
      @davidz0645 3 года назад +15

      @@CindyDijkema its ok dont worry

    • @radioactiveteleportation3459
      @radioactiveteleportation3459 3 года назад +13

      heres the thing, i actually stepped on it, i was playing with my toy tanks but i stepped on it and now it is squashed :)
      you are welcome

  • @justnoone3283
    @justnoone3283 3 года назад +606

    1:50
    *"Hans, why Russian tank's are flying?"*

    • @poganaya_metla-mams8826
      @poganaya_metla-mams8826 3 года назад +19

      Our tanks are capable of more than that

    • @poganaya_metla-mams8826
      @poganaya_metla-mams8826 3 года назад +21

      And yes, i am russian)

    • @azikovchik7355
      @azikovchik7355 3 года назад +17

      "HANS BRING THE FUCKING MACHINE GUNS HERE"

    • @klenoringer
      @klenoringer 3 года назад +3

      @@poganaya_metla-mams8826 yeah they are capable of being destroyed

    • @_H48_
      @_H48_ 3 года назад +5

      *because they're russians*

  • @Destroyer2925
    @Destroyer2925 2 года назад +35

    4:06 mostly all of the kv1 tanks used the 75-85 mm gun and very few used the kv2 ‘s 152 mm gun.

    • @KelTuzed0
      @KelTuzed0 Год назад

      No.. Just 72-122 mm

    • @Tanksnstuffs
      @Tanksnstuffs 5 месяцев назад

      Nope

    • @Destroyer2925
      @Destroyer2925 5 месяцев назад

      @@Tanksnstuffs bruh shut up you way too late to be commenting on this.

  • @federicoezequielvegabarros3669
    @federicoezequielvegabarros3669 2 года назад +7

    5:37
    Tsar Nicholas: what if we make a tricycle but with a cannon?
    Generals: we should what?

  • @pepsiman1703
    @pepsiman1703 3 года назад +521

    1:50
    Hans: What's that in the sky, some kind of bird?
    Fritz: ...Thats not a bird

    • @howaboutno7429
      @howaboutno7429 3 года назад +29

      *random german behind them* ITS A TANK

    • @vince1149
      @vince1149 3 года назад +11

      Russian AC130

    • @airborneleopard1855
      @airborneleopard1855 3 года назад +4

      @@howaboutno7429 Germans: THATS 100%A BIRD TANKS DONT FLY

    • @jmmh1313
      @jmmh1313 2 года назад +3

      @@airborneleopard1855 **tank falls hard into the german base without flying an inch**
      Task failed successfully.

    • @bchirantan1
      @bchirantan1 2 года назад +3

      Ivan = fire Igor
      Igor = fires
      Hans = jA Fritz we have to call
      Klaus
      A wild Klaus appeared
      Klaus = fires from mg60

  • @nikassasan
    @nikassasan 3 года назад +331

    1:49
    Our tank needs to fly!
    You mean being fast like it's flying?
    No, literally flying!

    • @504karson4
      @504karson4 3 года назад +2

      That was crazy

    • @zoranivanov3840
      @zoranivanov3840 3 года назад +7

      Karson _Lee crazy yes but it worked when it was tested obviously never used in war but at least they did it and worked

    • @Putins-mustache
      @Putins-mustache 3 года назад +2

      You have not yet seen the landing on the water of a small floating tank T-37A from the TB-3 bomber (1936)

    • @Tanksnstuffs
      @Tanksnstuffs 5 месяцев назад +1

      Gliding it is then!

    • @ludwigthemeder8993
      @ludwigthemeder8993 Месяц назад

      @@zoranivanov3840

  • @canalinativo9065
    @canalinativo9065 2 года назад +19

    I just love how Object 775 looks like it was hit by a frying pan

  • @vinzbartolare4084
    @vinzbartolare4084 2 года назад +60

    Who's watching gerand

  • @jullez2282
    @jullez2282 3 года назад +568

    6:57 didn't know mojang designed russian tanks

  • @peepeepoopoo7181
    @peepeepoopoo7181 3 года назад +825

    Last tank looks like a boss you see in the metal slug series.

  • @suzukirider9030
    @suzukirider9030 2 года назад +24

    I wonder how the long narrow tanks were expected to turn? If you think about how a tracked vehicle turns, you realize that you can't simply make it longer without making it wider and expect it to still be able to turn...

    • @michdich8996
      @michdich8996 Год назад +6

      You see Comrade, they've also built the factory's doors pointing at the front

    • @JWQweqOPDH
      @JWQweqOPDH Год назад +5

      Well the longest and narrowest, the KV-6, is fake. The idea was started long after WWII as an April Fool's joke.

    • @user-wv9ip3pi7l
      @user-wv9ip3pi7l 5 месяцев назад

      Никак , их в реале и не было,это лишь проэкты

  • @woosher737
    @woosher737 Год назад +8

    The Mendeleev tank is more than a super-heavy shoebox than that of a super-heavy tank.

  • @user-qb3xb9ym6t
    @user-qb3xb9ym6t 3 года назад +1102

    Nobody :
    *Not even the Nazi's*
    Russia : “FLYING TANKS”

    • @PovidisII
      @PovidisII 3 года назад +19

      Should i call Hans for the Flak 88?

    • @nikosvasiliadis649
      @nikosvasiliadis649 3 года назад +21

      Да МЫ МОЖЕМ

    • @clydeanbrillantes7877
      @clydeanbrillantes7877 3 года назад

      Let's make that 330 likes

    • @user-qb3xb9ym6t
      @user-qb3xb9ym6t 3 года назад +1

      @@clydeanbrillantes7877 thx

    • @Fred_the_1996
      @Fred_the_1996 3 года назад +16

      Brilliant ))))) now enemy doesn't know whether to use anti tank or anti air weapon ))))))

  • @backinnam9696
    @backinnam9696 3 года назад +3681

    I love how German tanks are like, “what if tank, but a hundred times bigger?” While Russian engineers say, “what if tank, but limo?”

    • @kristiandavepascual5774
      @kristiandavepascual5774 3 года назад +105

      I like the ratte German tank it's huge

    • @knightartorias746
      @knightartorias746 3 года назад +120

      Another Russian engineers was like “what if tank, but one tank army?”

    • @jkdoesthings6999
      @jkdoesthings6999 3 года назад +95

      “What if tank, but many guns?”

    • @lilfadeakaadam7576
      @lilfadeakaadam7576 3 года назад +54

      What if tank but box😳😳

    • @CoolGobyFish
      @CoolGobyFish 3 года назад +10

      it is a fantasy tank. it was never built. i doubt that it was even designed.

  • @Crispy_The_Whore
    @Crispy_The_Whore Год назад +3

    every soviet tank factories: How much guns do you want in a tank? and how long is it?
    Stalin: yes

  • @egeeroglu9713
    @egeeroglu9713 3 года назад +11

    The Main Armament for KV-1 should be a ZiS-5 or a casual 76 mm, I guess. I am sure that it is not a 152mm Howitzer since they would only be used in SPGs and Tank Destroyers, not in Heavy Tanks.

    • @alexspace9481
      @alexspace9481 2 года назад

      KV-1 were mounted both ZiS-5 and L-11, depending on modification. It was fun to read about KV-1 armed with 152mm😁

  • @iarchive.9219
    @iarchive.9219 3 года назад +588

    “If that don’t work, use more gun.”
    -Tf2 red engineer

    • @maximooscarmolina3617
      @maximooscarmolina3617 3 года назад +24

      The tank that was built by the red enginner 7:43

    • @user-zw9be5ed9s
      @user-zw9be5ed9s 3 года назад +4

      @@maximooscarmolina3617 KV-6 Behemoth , like many others , was born on the Alternative History site as a satire on the mad inventions of writers . KV-6 was called ,,a fierce fighter against fascism tank "Free Yakut",,. There even is-77 APPEARED )))) alternathistory.com/svirepyj-boets-s-fashizmom-tank-svobodnyj-yakut/

    • @user-zw9be5ed9s
      @user-zw9be5ed9s 3 года назад +1

      @@vlcendo , Unfortunately, no, they wouldn't have repainted it . The Germans were not fools , they would very quickly destroy this monster with aircraft . The Americans, faced with Tigers, Panthers and Royal Tigers (Tiger 2), very effectively destroyed them with aircraft . And the leadership of the USSR understood that such monsters would devour a huge mass of resources ( and time is the most important and irreplaceable resource ) but at the same time, they will not bring any benefit . The T-34s (of all modifications, excluding the chassis for self-propelled guns ) produced 35,000 units, about 26 tanks a day . Yes, and the cost of the tank was brought to the cost of margarine of a similar mass . Light tanks were even cheaper .

  • @user-rp5or1ik5l
    @user-rp5or1ik5l 3 года назад +379

    Imagine being a 15 year old german, drafted for the war and the last thing you'll see is a gliding soviet tank in the sky

  • @Kammerjagerr
    @Kammerjagerr 8 месяцев назад +8

    I like the Tsar Tank for some reason 😂
    Its one of my favourite tanks 😂😂😂

  • @ETBONIFACIO
    @ETBONIFACIO 2 года назад +7

    Thank you for motivating me to continue playing USSR in War Thunder.

  • @felix_halcs123
    @felix_halcs123 3 года назад +225

    0:45 Bob Sample Tank when u Give it Vodka

    • @putatankinamall7168
      @putatankinamall7168 3 года назад +7

      Best comment

    • @_aragornyesyes_7171
      @_aragornyesyes_7171 3 года назад +8

      Both having similar stories aswell
      “Sir the Enemy is approaching what do we do”
      “Lest build some tonks”
      “Great idea but we don’t have the resources to”
      “Hm...what do we have left?”
      “Tractors”
      “Great let’s transform them into tonks”

    • @pawEHO
      @pawEHO 3 года назад +2

      Soon in war thunder

    • @DerLoLLer9
      @DerLoLLer9 3 года назад

      @@pawEHO I hope so

    • @user-qx6rj7vg3x
      @user-qx6rj7vg3x 3 года назад

      funny but if u read some info about it... The city is under siege, you have no tanks, and your infantry needs some support on the streets, so... And they have metal water tubes, not guns.

  • @arko8523
    @arko8523 3 года назад +181

    6:57
    Hans : hey, who left this big container here?
    Container : *apologize in russian*

    • @user-um4jr9xc8w
      @user-um4jr9xc8w 3 года назад +15

      Более реалистичный вариант:
      Ганс: так, это ещё что за жестяная коробка?
      Коробка: *поворачивает стволы в сторону Ганса*

    • @icealchemist9122
      @icealchemist9122 3 года назад +1

      @@user-um4jr9xc8w 5:43 внебрачный сын танка и велика прикольней будет👍

    • @grafzeppelin6954
      @grafzeppelin6954 3 года назад +1

      I highly doubt the russian tanks' ability to even consider apologizing.

    • @user-wk2gi5cp9y
      @user-wk2gi5cp9y 3 года назад +2

      @@user-um4jr9xc8w I dont speak blyatnese

    • @YourDevil54
      @YourDevil54 3 года назад +1

      apologize in russian: prostite or izvenite (простите или извените)

  • @TurleyV16
    @TurleyV16 Год назад +4

    2:39 that tank is from the four tank men and dog or cztery pancerni i pies because i actualy watched that sieries when i saw the 102 and the rudy sign i alredy knew where that was from

  • @Yttrium-krasava
    @Yttrium-krasava 2 года назад +5

    3 prototype kv-6?

  • @daviderdei1920
    @daviderdei1920 3 года назад +211

    7:58 Stalin Limusine

    • @ruskiboi9766
      @ruskiboi9766 3 года назад +9

      And Putin rides a bear 🤣

    • @mochamadafifrizky277
      @mochamadafifrizky277 3 года назад +4

      This tank better be a battleship than a tank.....

    • @user-hg6kl7mn6f
      @user-hg6kl7mn6f 3 года назад +1

      Да ни как ! По сути , КВ - 6 , даже в проекте не существовало . Это дальнейшая мистификация . Анекдот про то что такому станку не надо ни куда поворачивать , по словам Великого Сталина , а ехать прямо на Берлин , тоже шутка . Сам по себе уже КВ - 2 с большой башней имел большой вес , тем паче « Бегемот » со всеми дополнительными настройками , в виде дополнительных башен и
      « Сталинского монстра » .

  • @czkosticka2333
    @czkosticka2333 3 года назад +244

    Object 279: weird tank
    KV-6 Behemoth: Hold my turret

    • @DerLoLLer9
      @DerLoLLer9 3 года назад +3

      Which turret?

    • @perfectly-finefinerson9437
      @perfectly-finefinerson9437 3 года назад +2

      Ever seen cursed images of the KV-2?

    • @czkosticka2333
      @czkosticka2333 3 года назад +1

      @@DerLoLLer9 Hold my turrets

    • @mr.linkit6169
      @mr.linkit6169 3 года назад +6

      kv-6 is an ficctive tank, trust me i have searched for proofs of its existence

    • @hxppythxughts8531
      @hxppythxughts8531 3 года назад +9

      yep it's not a real tank
      it's only a fictional model created by some dude
      looks cool tho

  • @Gali80f
    @Gali80f 2 года назад +2

    Great job, very beautiful graphics!

  • @AliBaBa-oi6pg
    @AliBaBa-oi6pg Год назад +3

    Fun fact: most of tanks shown in this video wasnt realized. They existed only in blueprints.

  • @fatseadoggo1017
    @fatseadoggo1017 3 года назад +234

    6:56 Therapist: Lego tank can't hurt you. he isn't real. Lego tank:

  • @Ivan8765_
    @Ivan8765_ 3 года назад +258

    "The anwser... Use a gun. And if that doesn't work... Use more gun."
    -Engineer TF2

  • @vegvisir9276
    @vegvisir9276 Год назад +1

    Stalin - "We have an excess of men and not enough rifles for them all, lets see how many men we can cram into a tank"

  • @BloodmoonPyke
    @BloodmoonPyke 2 года назад +33

    German tanks: "this is the big next step in tank history!"
    Russian tanks: "it can shoot smaller tanks"

  • @chickensheet6582
    @chickensheet6582 3 года назад +139

    Germany: Big tanks
    Soviets: *l o n g t a n k s*

    • @ComasGhost
      @ComasGhost 3 года назад +4

      Wide tanks*

    • @suzukirider9030
      @suzukirider9030 2 года назад +1

      The German "Ratte" super-heavy tank was also very long. Also never actually produced.

    • @dotamlac
      @dotamlac 2 года назад +1

      *Þ H Ī Č Ç Ť A Ñ Ķ*

    • @nelsonpiquet9355
      @nelsonpiquet9355 2 года назад +2

      That's submarine

    • @alanmalan3819
      @alanmalan3819 Год назад +1

      Sweden Long and short tanks

  • @Octi-ku4yf
    @Octi-ku4yf 3 года назад +227

    America:Hey so what if we dig up tank trenches so it only exposes the turret and protects half of the crew
    Russia:I don't need a trench, Im a bunker
    2:52

  • @sparrow9990
    @sparrow9990 2 года назад +6

    4:06 the kv1 used a 76.2mm gun found on the early t34 models. Depending on the variant of the kv1 it may be the short 76 or the long 76 you may find on t34 models such as the 1942 I believe. It was the kv2 that used the 152

    • @BM-13_KATYUSHA
      @BM-13_KATYUSHA 2 года назад

      You can probably fit a 152 on there...

    • @yn_blood
      @yn_blood Год назад +1

      kv1 could be upgraded by putting a 152 mm gun

    • @takoykakest
      @takoykakest Год назад

      @@yn_blood of course no! KV-1 with 152 is KV-2. That gun was too big for small KV-1 turret.

    • @35SF
      @35SF Год назад

      Both the First KV1 and T34 shared an L-11 main armament but the 1941 T34 abandoned the L-11 for a better F34 cannon and would be designated as the T-34-76 later on the KV1 and T-34 would get the ZIS-5 and called the T-34-57 with the T-34 after that getting its biggest caliber upgrade an 85 mm i think it was a D5-T and called the T-34-85
      Edit: it was the ZIS-S-53 not D5-T
      Also they really gave up naming the KV1's theyre just called KV1 L-11 KV-1 ZIS-5 but atleast it turned into the good ol IS tank line also there was the KV-1S aka (Sport) and had more angled armour and faster speed

    • @takoykakest
      @takoykakest Год назад

      @@35SF ok. But I was speaking about another matter.

  • @NoSleepPC
    @NoSleepPC Год назад

    Tank builder:how many turrets and cannons do you want?
    Soviet union: Y E S

  • @officertempeny9102
    @officertempeny9102 3 года назад +127

    How much Turrets do you want?
    T-39: Yes

  • @lighghtrite2261
    @lighghtrite2261 3 года назад +765

    “Let’s mount a jet engine on a tank, comrade.”
    “For propulsion?”
    “No, as the weapon.”

    • @bluericebluerice2902
      @bluericebluerice2902 2 года назад +27

      you see, Comrade
      Vodka plays very important role in tank design

    • @CBRRR-yl5ui
      @CBRRR-yl5ui Год назад +4

      это не танк, это машина разминирования на базе танка, реактивной струей поднимала грунт перед собой с минами, некоторые юниты в подборке очень странные так как танками не являются.

    • @burningsinner1132
      @burningsinner1132 Год назад +8

      Progrev was meant to clear the minefields. As it turns out, jet exhaust is very good way of yeeting a lot of mud and yeeting or forcing to explode mines. Trouble is, both tend to ricochet, so there were too much cases of mines bouncing back, damaging the engine and rendering machine inoperable.
      As a result, these were mostly reappointed as airport snow cleaning machines. Quite a cerosene hogs, but nothing could rival the speed of these monsters. And, with USSR oil yields at a time, fuel consumptions was more of logistics concern than economical concern. Which was zero efforts matter on their airport duties due to both these machines and planes they accomodated using same fuel.

    • @metalltv44
      @metalltv44 Год назад

      The Abraham m1 is powered by jet engine

    • @Hans_yukio
      @Hans_yukio 6 месяцев назад

      No Boris, it's for mine sweeping

  • @Xmannn001
    @Xmannn001 2 года назад

    Hitler: that’s a weird looking bomber
    Soldier: sir, that’s not a bomber

  • @1h_wszystkiego
    @1h_wszystkiego 3 года назад +401

    Engineers: how many guns do you want?
    Soviet Union: yes

    • @Raymon886
      @Raymon886 3 года назад +1

      😅👍🏻

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 3 года назад +2

      One of the tank that have more gun than it need to: kv-44
      Edited: i realise that it was just a joke when i look it up okay flag me don't banned me

    • @DrDog-gc6be
      @DrDog-gc6be 3 года назад +2

      Not yes, Да!!!!!

    • @fyodorkojevin5756
      @fyodorkojevin5756 3 года назад +3

      There never enough dakka!

    • @Incubus760
      @Incubus760 3 года назад +3

      Soviet union:
      .2 167mm
      .1 152mm
      .1 anti-air missile launcher
      .2 double cannon turrets 122mm
      .And requires of 10 crews
      Thats all.
      Engineers:
      :/ oookeeey

  • @Joopyter724
    @Joopyter724 3 года назад +119

    5:26
    SPACE TANK FROM THE MOON
    According to war thunder

    • @ImWallace799
      @ImWallace799 3 года назад +2

      OKAY DUDE! don't make me laugh as I'm busy in battle!

    • @Galaxy-oy4nj
      @Galaxy-oy4nj 3 года назад +2

      One shot menace
      According to WoT

    • @fidaletto
      @fidaletto 3 года назад +3

      1 of hardest to get tank, and the only remaining OP tank in WoT

  • @traumtic7385
    @traumtic7385 2 года назад

    I like how you also put memes and jokes

  • @unnamed2218
    @unnamed2218 3 года назад +86

    7:37 : KV6 Behemoth
    TOG II : *sweating*

  • @wildbaguette6767
    @wildbaguette6767 3 года назад +173

    1:43 eh, im not gonna say that bt's is crazy tanks
    1:48 **sees anotonov** HOLYSH- WHAT THE?

  • @benjamin112
    @benjamin112 2 года назад

    Pissed myself laughing when i saw the last one. And props for adding (what im assuming) were cartoons of Putin doing his poses near the tanks. That was funny.

  • @justinhealey2408
    @justinhealey2408 Год назад

    Love these videos

  • @wabbit4936
    @wabbit4936 3 года назад +115

    Designer: How long do you want the tank?
    Russians: yes

    • @imicz6409
      @imicz6409 2 года назад

      To counter this, russian comrades made wide putin projekt

    • @assguard..8018
      @assguard..8018 2 года назад +1

      Sovients*

  • @bruhmoment8153
    @bruhmoment8153 3 года назад +133

    Other tank: complex design built to withstand the shockwave of the nuke
    Mendeleev: B O X

  • @puss_n_booze
    @puss_n_booze 10 месяцев назад

    The t-27 is the cutest thing I've ever seen after the cutia and the cv33 I almost want one as a pet

  • @Mirrordudzthefaiz
    @Mirrordudzthefaiz 2 месяца назад +1

    Imagine fighting soviet russia and seeing 2 flying tanks coming at you

  • @ApexCommander6887
    @ApexCommander6887 3 года назад +220

    Hitler: I have two Landkreuzer
    Stalin: what the he'll?

    • @longplays9951
      @longplays9951 3 года назад +7

      Stalin : I have some dose of FAB 5000 bombs and researching stalinium nukes

    • @ApexCommander6887
      @ApexCommander6887 3 года назад +8

      @@longplays9951 there is an landkreuzer p. 2000.

    • @LintherLin662
      @LintherLin662 3 года назад +2

      but never been build lol

    • @ApexCommander6887
      @ApexCommander6887 3 года назад +3

      Landkreuzer p.2000 is an top secret thing from hitler.

    • @eqvinox
      @eqvinox 3 года назад +6

      @@ApexCommander6887 yes but it didn't go to production only blueprints

  • @Aaleg
    @Aaleg 3 года назад +100

    5:51: soviet super thicc bois

  • @ahmedrs8301
    @ahmedrs8301 2 года назад

    Really crazy tanks. You know how Tgnonna with your ideas. keep it up heroes

  • @Tars2009
    @Tars2009 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:59 aint no way they was planning to send a box into war

  • @_golddust_
    @_golddust_ 3 года назад +58

    5:40 so no one is gonna talk about Batman chilling on a Russian tank from 1914

    • @saltt9394
      @saltt9394 3 года назад +5

      We also cant ignore seeing that thing on a battlefield

    • @nishnay6146
      @nishnay6146 2 года назад +3

      If i saw that on the battle field i will lose my focus on shooting

    • @justadudeinterestedintitan3569
      @justadudeinterestedintitan3569 2 года назад +2

      Sir, why is a bicycle shooting at us?

  • @user-gu8bo8xo1q
    @user-gu8bo8xo1q 3 года назад +140

    2:37. Poland's T-34-85. Tank from the movie 4 tankmen and a dog. Rudy---red. This is because the girlfriend of one of the main characters has red hair. I like this movie.

    • @comradeshaslik5766
      @comradeshaslik5766 3 года назад +2

      I thought it was a serial tho

    • @y_corruptor_y
      @y_corruptor_y 3 года назад

      Yeh my mom warched it in her childhood 😁

    • @don_bacujluo3431
      @don_bacujluo3431 3 года назад +1

      Точняк, это моделька руди

    • @tworu20
      @tworu20 3 года назад +4

      Nowadays people still watch this serial in TV.

    • @comradeshaslik5766
      @comradeshaslik5766 3 года назад

      @@tworu20 I think I have DVDS I watched as little.It was my favourite

  • @leMiG31
    @leMiG31 2 года назад

    I think moving fortress was a good idea
    Portable fortress that can be put anywhere

  • @cc55thegodofbread69
    @cc55thegodofbread69 Год назад +1

    Well, funny thing -
    The Tzar Tank's nickname "Нетопырь" really more directly translates to "Pipistrelle", which is a very cute microbat.
    Guess that's Russian humour kicking in, like the Germans calling the Panzer 8 a "Maus", lmao

  • @maxonegans7360
    @maxonegans7360 3 года назад +256

    Видео: Безумные танки Советского союза
    Царь танк и танк Менделеева: созданы в Российской империи. Старше СССР.
    Video: Crazy Tanks of the Soviet Union
    Tsar Tank: Russian Empire. Older than the USSR.

    • @Haubibban
      @Haubibban 3 года назад +50

      А Объект 787 был разработан в 1995 году, то есть уже в Российской Федерации.

    • @user-pz8iy3ib7o
      @user-pz8iy3ib7o 3 года назад

      Да

    • @user-pz8iy3ib7o
      @user-pz8iy3ib7o 3 года назад +8

      И что делают американцы на русских танках с Томпсонами?

    • @sweetest1246
      @sweetest1246 3 года назад +18

      @@Haubibban Объект 787 Советская разработка, как и все современное вооружение России. Просто все это вышло уже с конвейера после распада союза республик.

    • @user-ov7dh6lj2b
      @user-ov7dh6lj2b 3 года назад +22

      К тому же, чего безумного в танках первой трети видео?

  • @maxonegans7360
    @maxonegans7360 3 года назад +148

    Video: Mad Tanks of the Soviet Union
    Tsar tank and Mendeleev tank: created in the Russian Empire. Older than the USSR.

    • @DVXDemetrivs
      @DVXDemetrivs 3 года назад

      там это написано

    • @maxonegans7360
      @maxonegans7360 3 года назад

      @@DVXDemetrivs понятно

    • @maxonegans7360
      @maxonegans7360 3 года назад

      @@DVXDemetrivs где?

    • @qwerty-oo9rg
      @qwerty-oo9rg 3 года назад

      @@maxonegans7360 это ты швейцария-либероид же?

    • @DVXDemetrivs
      @DVXDemetrivs 3 года назад

      @@maxonegans7360 блин в описание каждой техники написано, где и в каком году

  • @MessereVoland
    @MessereVoland Год назад

    He's back

  • @christychovalloor9871
    @christychovalloor9871 2 года назад +2

    7:30
    these guys are stuck because the sleeping man cant find the right tan and have destroyed all the solar panels or gas vents with his chair

  • @uranium_enjoyerOfficial
    @uranium_enjoyerOfficial 3 года назад +87

    6:56 looks like my first attempt to build tank in Minecraft

  • @Gabriel.P
    @Gabriel.P 3 года назад +66

    Tank Designer: How long do you want the tank to be?
    Comrade: Da.

    • @MomentalnoVMore
      @MomentalnoVMore 3 года назад

      When the executions of stupid commentators are introduced, for the sake of a great future. :)

    • @Vlad544_
      @Vlad544_ 3 года назад

      Da, in Romanian means yes.

    • @dvoika2
      @dvoika2 3 года назад +1

      Net, blyat, need longer

  • @finnlamarche7947
    @finnlamarche7947 2 года назад

    Kv 6 was never even thought of during world war 2 but it doesn’t matter it’s still beautiful

    • @vermilion7777
      @vermilion7777 Год назад

      Never existed. Was created not long ago as a meme.

  • @atulbhengra7255
    @atulbhengra7255 10 месяцев назад +2

    What's Batman doing up there on Tsar Tank 🤣.... 5:41

  • @ShrekOnCrack420
    @ShrekOnCrack420 3 года назад +45

    3:38 Stalin stepped on a random object so now you have a flat tank named object

    • @ComasGhost
      @ComasGhost 3 года назад

      Ajjajaja

    • @rohanalias9053
      @rohanalias9053 2 года назад

      The music is kinda Making fun of it

    • @nikmenn2751
      @nikmenn2751 2 года назад

      now I am thinking what had been done to oblect 279 and other objects

    • @firstletterofthealphabet7308
      @firstletterofthealphabet7308 Год назад

      same naming convention as the americans putting X in front of everything that’s unfinished

  • @_Matsimus_
    @_Matsimus_ 3 года назад +2050

    Let’s be honest.... we all know the biggest Russian tank is Big Vlad himself.
    Cue getting wider music

    • @mostlymessingabout
      @mostlymessingabout 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣 how is it going in Canada?

    • @rookie8084
      @rookie8084 3 года назад +6

      _tonk_

    • @laughingcode5976
      @laughingcode5976 3 года назад +1

      Hi Matsimus

    • @weluponb
      @weluponb 3 года назад +7

      Vova*

    • @Target850
      @Target850 3 года назад +6

      3:05 there is Big Vlad sitting on a horse, its from his less wide times, today no horse can hold him

  • @SonBui-md5rx
    @SonBui-md5rx Месяц назад +2

    7:37 KV-6 IN REAL!? 😰

  • @k.k.7345
    @k.k.7345 2 года назад +1

    Great! But what about IS3, T72 and others?

  • @tmwarthunder1016
    @tmwarthunder1016 3 года назад +100

    Sci-fi Tanks: We are the biggest and the baddest tank in the universe!!!
    These Soviet Super Heavies: Are you sure about it?

    • @OutrunRewind
      @OutrunRewind 3 года назад +4

      Landkreuzers: You people said something?

    • @old_tlk6701
      @old_tlk6701 3 года назад +1

      @@OutrunRewind Tallboy, BM-13 and B-4: Oh, hello there!

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 3 года назад +1

      Here a tank meme: kv-44 the large tank that is i don't know the actual size but i guess it a size of a ratte

    • @mikebuston7407
      @mikebuston7407 3 года назад

      @@vlcendo
      And it can be quite useless if there is mortor ahead or an plane dropping bomb on it

  • @kokos742
    @kokos742 3 года назад +129

    FFS KV6 was literarly made as meme few year back ... some dude created a model by kitbashing for model exhibition just for lols

    • @old_tlk6701
      @old_tlk6701 3 года назад +4

      KV 6 was created in 2000, by German Journalists.

    • @Antenne02
      @Antenne02 3 года назад +9

      I know. Always the same with those videos... They either try to be funny by saying it was real or they don't do ANY research. Like the first thing you see when you Google KV-6 is that it was a model from around 1990 (I think)

    • @kluimandorinetz9505
      @kluimandorinetz9505 3 года назад

      Agree

    • @puszmik
      @puszmik 3 года назад

      @@old_tlk6701 oh god nazis atack v2

  • @generalseal6948
    @generalseal6948 Год назад +4

    5:22 Russian death fridge

  • @YT_Yan4iki
    @YT_Yan4iki 2 года назад

    You haven't seen the KV-44 yet, ooh you're going to love it

  • @rhodeyy7006
    @rhodeyy7006 3 года назад +61

    Fun Fact: A single-turreted version of the SMK was made, which then became the KV-1

    • @35SF
      @35SF Год назад

      Ive never heard of deconstructing a tank actually be good for the ones who are using the tank 💀💀💀

  • @wenomechainsamatumajarbisaun69
    @wenomechainsamatumajarbisaun69 3 года назад +96

    2:40 Rudy 102 naprawdę? XD

    • @arturpanek5653
      @arturpanek5653 3 года назад +9

      where is Sharik?

    • @hubertET
      @hubertET 3 года назад +3

      Kurde, rzczywiście. Przegapiłem...

    • @half-pro
      @half-pro 3 года назад +2

      You are bad person! It's name is not Sharik but Szarik. XD

    • @wenomechainsamatumajarbisaun69
      @wenomechainsamatumajarbisaun69 3 года назад

      @@half-pro *its

    • @half-pro
      @half-pro 3 года назад

      @@wenomechainsamatumajarbisaun69 Dude wtf

  • @5peciesunkn0wn
    @5peciesunkn0wn 2 года назад +1

    T-22 should be added to War Thunder. It's so derpy and I love it. Basically a Russian M3 Lee.

  • @geoffsails
    @geoffsails Год назад

    4:04 The 1939-1940 KV-1 had the 76mm L-11 cannon, not the 152mm M-10T Howitzer. Later model KV-1's(1941-1943) used the 76mm M1941 ZiS-5 cannon. The KV-2 was the only KV tank to use the 152mm. The 152mm ML-20 Howitzer was not used in the KV-2 either. The ML-20 Howitzer was used in the SU-152 and ISU-152 Self Propelled Guns.

  • @tuisqxz9373
    @tuisqxz9373 3 года назад +53

    5:45 What happened when the germans shooted the wheels??
    Russian Empire: Tf

    • @xgamerbih
      @xgamerbih 3 года назад +10

      Russian empire was absolute trash at building stuff, not just tankss, but everything. It’s hard to build stuff when the whole country consists only of 40% people that are literate

    • @Marshal_Longarm
      @Marshal_Longarm 3 года назад +1

      Hm... nothing.

    • @getuliovargas5584
      @getuliovargas5584 3 года назад +1

      It, actually, was build. But during the tests this abomination got stuck in a ditch, where it stayed until 1923, when it was disassembled.

    • @user-jc1ee2gx3n
      @user-jc1ee2gx3n 3 года назад +5

      @@xgamerbih How does the percentage of the educated population relate to what you are talking about now? we in Russia had many great minds at that time, including engineers and designers. Russia was far from the last in terms of development, although the tsar tank is an absolutely crazy idea, I agree with that. But the main problem was more in industry, but certainly not in education, as is commonly believed. The Russian Empire was rapidly reducing illiteracy. this is a very broad topic and I am not going to explain it. But there is one good monograph by Moscow State University on this score. Just to quote a piece about secondary education by the beginning of the 20th century:
      "1) Russia in the period under review had a very developed system of" advanced "secondary education. Moreover, if in the middle of the nineteenth century, about the same number of students were taught in Russian educational institutions as in Germany and France, taken separately, then during the reign of Nicholas II in Russian gymnasium-type educational institutions had about the same number of students as in France, Germany and England put together, that is, Russia already at that moment became a world “superpower” in terms of advanced types of education, and the quantitative leap took place precisely in the last reign.
      2) The Russian system of gymnasium education has developed much faster than in European countries. So from the 30s of the XIX century to the 10s of the twentieth century, the French secondary education system has grown 2.5 times, and the Russian more than 20 times. "
      Source: istina.msu.ru/publications/book/155834504
      page 37
      The majority of young people in central Russia were very literate. The statistics were spoiled by the older generation from the bottom and the national borderlands. You need to understand the logic of the emperor to understand why the outskirts were illiterate. In general, the Russian empire rarely went to the foreigners with their own orders. For the empire, the main thing is loyalty, in other words: do what you want, the main thing is not to break the laws and go about your traditional way of life. Even in the Russian Imperial Army, it was mainly exclusively Russians who fought. Because the Russian authorities did not want to teach foreigners to fight.

    • @KomanBrendo
      @KomanBrendo 3 года назад

      @@user-jc1ee2gx3n nice

  • @pingmann
    @pingmann 3 года назад +155

    The Tsar tank was just the engineers playing around lmao

    • @zacharytracy3797
      @zacharytracy3797 3 года назад +21

      Actually developed by a naval engineer, the son of Russian Physicist Dimitri Mendeleev, the man who gave us the first periodic table of elements.

    • @pingmann
      @pingmann 3 года назад +11

      @@zacharytracy3797 son of russian physicist was just playing around lmao

    • @nikmenn2751
      @nikmenn2751 2 года назад +1

      @@zacharytracy3797 no, that naval officer made iron box, as moving coastal defence battery and Chemistry was already separate from physics at that time, model of Tsar Tank was made 20 years after that... and it was favourite plaything of Nikolay The 2 Bones

    • @Soloviev_Daniel
      @Soloviev_Daniel 2 года назад +2

      @@zacharytracy3797 The Tsar Tank is a combat vehicle developed by Nikolai Lebedenko in Russia in 1914-1915.

  • @yoboikamil525
    @yoboikamil525 2 года назад +1

    The KV-6 was like the Russians just said "hey what if we put every gun we have on a tank"

    • @monicariba4309
      @monicariba4309 Год назад

      Sorry but, the kv 6 isn't real, It was an art project of a university student in the early 2000's

    • @yoboikamil525
      @yoboikamil525 Год назад +1

      @@monicariba4309 I know

  • @langdog89
    @langdog89 2 года назад

    I love how Batman is sitting on top of the Tsar tank.

  • @generalderpscout5393
    @generalderpscout5393 3 года назад +36

    3:32 that it the most happiest tank I have ever seen

    • @peps_vinyl
      @peps_vinyl 3 года назад +1

      0 depression

    • @happyalltheday2275
      @happyalltheday2275 3 года назад

      @@peps_vinyl - 2

    • @lilprynt6819
      @lilprynt6819 3 года назад

      @Ivan The evil he can t move his gun much down.
      U will understand if u play world of tanks

  • @thelegendaryt-3445
    @thelegendaryt-3445 3 года назад +77

    2:38 Hey look it’s my dad!

    • @rain3554
      @rain3554 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/gPxlSUKYegc/видео.html

    • @quiciky
      @quiciky 3 года назад

      Oh him:(

    • @XD-bq9ln
      @XD-bq9ln 3 года назад +1

      Rudy?

    • @firepeashooter5427
      @firepeashooter5427 3 года назад

      But what if ur pfp is also an t34/85

    • @marcintryc4790
      @marcintryc4790 3 года назад

      For anybody that dosent know what this is a reference to its a Polish WW2 movie called Czterej Pancerni i pies in English its Four tankers and dog.

  • @assassinunknown6664
    @assassinunknown6664 2 года назад

    For the Mendeleev Tank they thought “Ok so we make a metal block then hollow it out and add guns and add some wheels and call it a tank.”

  • @freadlly7867
    @freadlly7867 Год назад +1

    Интересный факт для безумного танка КВ-6 Бегемот, к году войны танк был выслан на защиту Москвы и как только прибыл на поле боя, был сильный туман, и обзора совершенно не было, из-за этого задняя башня случайно прострелила среднюю, что привело к взрыву боекомплекта, и танк был уничтожен. Примечание: после трех неудачных попыток показать на что способен танк, данный проект отменили, и конструкторов выслали в Сибирь :)

    • @Landsknecht_AvS
      @Landsknecht_AvS Год назад

      вот ты херню пишешь, а они поверят и еще тупых роликов наклепают.

  • @modelermark172
    @modelermark172 3 года назад +114

    This was very interesting. Thanks for posting it. That said, one proposed Soviet tank was conspicuous by its absence: The 1000 Ton Grotte Tank that would have been in the same class as the proposed German Ratte Tank, and was armed with a pair of 304 mm naval guns. Again, thanks for this fascinating size-comparison video!

    • @astartes3280
      @astartes3280 2 года назад +7

      Yeah, and these two monsters have the same designer.

    • @Soloviev_Daniel
      @Soloviev_Daniel 2 года назад +4

      И название ему ТГ5 (Танк Гроотте-5))

  • @boonysurvival4260
    @boonysurvival4260 3 года назад +55

    KV 1
    Armament : 1 5 2 M - 10 T HOWITZER

  • @ilyaszaim6494
    @ilyaszaim6494 2 года назад

    3:12 :derp
    3:25 :vacuum
    3:34 :pancake
    4:12 :battleship with tracks
    4:38 :tall boi

  • @ItzOof1
    @ItzOof1 Год назад

    is you added the KV-11 that would be great

  • @user-es2gc5xf2d
    @user-es2gc5xf2d 3 года назад +106

    3:25 correct name is "Progrev-T"
    По-русски прогрев, а не прогвев)

    • @gusteau8433
      @gusteau8433 3 года назад +4

      А что он прогревал кстати?Снег?Здания?

    • @gusteau8433
      @gusteau8433 3 года назад +16

      Еще у него над пушкой ебейших размеров открывашка для пива.

    • @aeromorphenjoyer7102
      @aeromorphenjoyer7102 3 года назад +17

      @@gusteau8433 Он газовой волной должен был взрывать мины. На практике же они просто улетали в противоположную от танка сторону.

    • @gusteau8433
      @gusteau8433 3 года назад +12

      @@aeromorphenjoyer7102 Ну,тоже неплохо.Но всё же лучше бы под этот танк выпустили таких же размеров пивные бутылки.И спасибо,что объяснили,всего вам доброго!

    • @tixergb
      @tixergb 3 года назад +1

      3:50 Может я придираюсь, но в 1995-ом Союз уже как три (четыре, но со мной многие поспорят) года распался, а рассказывают про Советские танки, как я понял

  • @filipemarquesmafortedossan8685
    @filipemarquesmafortedossan8685 3 года назад +60

    When you install tank mod in minecraft:
    6:54

    • @ImWallace799
      @ImWallace799 3 года назад

      I bumped into one of those in battle last week!