50% of the tanks were designed by the best German designers to ever exist. Other 50% of the tanks were designed by the same German designers, but after they drank a couple bottles of beer
@@tomaszzalewski4541 -hey, what do you do? +I design big buildings and bridges -Great, I need a tank +No worries, I gotcha mate *shadow of P1000 ratte starts coming from the corner at a very slow speed*
@@staringgasmask Bob sample Incoming I prefer soviet version: Hey what do you do I work in tractor factory And what kind of machines are you building? Eh you know those with 40mm cannon
I gotta admit , the germans had wild designs for these tanks , but the landkreuzerp.1500 monster is insane , didn't even know that monstrosity existed.
Unlike the Ratte, which had some thought given into and a few parts built or at least prototyped, the Monster was purely conceptual and was mainly for propaganda, like a few other "massive tank" designs that "existed" near the end of the war.
@@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21 it’s “a meter” not “an meter”. Let me teach you this, it’s very simple and it will improve your English. If a word begins with a vowel, these are: a,e,i,o,u,y, then you use “an” for example: an oven an English breakfast If a word starts with a consonant: b,c,d,etc... you use “a” for example: a car a person If you’re not sure if it’s a vowel or a consonant, try pronouncing three of them in a row. You can’t pronounce three consonants, but you can pronounce three vowels. For example: You can pronounce: aaa You can’t pronounce: ttt If you don’t pronounce a consonant, it doesn’t count, like “An honorable man” as the guy replying said. Then the letter next to it counts. But this is confusing, so you don’t have to take this seriously until you speak English fluently.
They needed Bigger guns and tanks because Soviet Armour was becoming a challenging to Pierce through it maybe if they just would have copied Soviet tanks and deploy same like USSR in war tide would have changed significantly
Nah, that was just the pinnacle. Main four reasons we lost the war: - Italy being absolutely useless as a partner, so the forces were bound in Greece and Egypt as well - Hitler being a stupid maniac who declared war on Russia without securing western Europe first - Japan attacking the USA on their own soil, which basically sparked the chain of events for D-Day - Lastly, as the final nail in the coffin, the whole deal with resources being scarce and still pushing megaprojects
Soviet armor always was like a butter. Every T-34 would be pierced twice by regular Panzer tank. While Tiger would pierce through the whole tank sometimes.
Adolf to his engineers be like: U see that artillery stationed in a bunker? Engineer: Yes Adolf: U see that pillbox over there? Engineer: Ja Adolf: U see that building with lots of artillery? Engineer: Yes I see that fortress Adolf: Good. I want you to attach wheels on it and make it move
I am surprised that Hitler didn't order attaching wheels to the battleships. he was completely insane. Nobody told him that tanks have be able to cross bridges))
Or could be? Maybe the historians didn't just found out yet. Or... Adolf: See that Battleship? I want you to put some wings and propeller and make it fly
@@CoolGobyFish the theory was it doesnt have to cross bridges if it can cross along the bottom (or in the case of the Ratte or Monster, is simply tall enough to cross any river without submerging). Turns out that doesnt work though because river beds are soft and when you're already fighting your enormous ground pressure to not get stuck on dry land, being underwater in a 100+ton steel box with no flotation gear is a death sentence. I admire the Soviets for managing to get the wrecked Maus prototype all the way to Kubinka. It's the furthest anyone ever moved the darn thing.
@@davidthomas2870 yes, they probably took it apart. also, the prototype doesn't have an engine. so it's significantly lighter. it was actually put together from two prototypes. the one with the engine was blown up by Nazis. So the turret was taken from it and the chassis was from the unfinished one (without an engine)
@@CoolGobyFish true, but that's still a lot of work and an impressive feat to disassemble and reassemble it even as complete as it is given the lengths the germans took to destroy it. Also, the hull and turret are all one piece, so those at least remained together. That's a lot of metal
The advantage of the Ridge Wallet was that although it was immense, bombers could barely notice it from their aerial top view. From that perspective It was just a single line of impending plastic doom.
@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. only in the very northernmost parts and near the Andes. The rest of Argentina is fairly temperate in climate except the far south which is pretty cold
@@eduardodelapena7075 the ratte was intended to destroy naval targets + buildings, like forts and stuff, thats why it had naval cannons, the monster was a project to make the schwerer gustav "lighter" and more mobile than it was. Both of the projects could change the war, even one ratte would be enough.
@@bscurez31 Yes but they realized it was a easy target for air raids, and roads, bridges ad trains wouldn't stand its huge weight, thats why they discarded it
It was a design concept, like ratte, it was never put into production and would've been pointless anyways since a column of tanks could accomplish the same thing.
Fun Fact: during construction,the Maus had a soviet hammer and sickle on it to trick potential spies in the factory into thinking it was a captured tank
My grandfather would often tell me stories of the war. Many times he remarked on the sheer horror he and his fellow soldiers would feel when they were face to face with a ridge wallet Edit: Wow this blew up a little. Thanks for all the likes, friends. Glad I was able to give a few people a chuckle
The Ridge Wallet, produced in 1944 as a last-ditch effort to stop the Allies, it was an immense but due to its low width it was deadly, bombers and attackers could not locate them as they were a titanium line of impending doom! loaded with Credit Card Round that would swipe even the strongest of frontal armor on any of the heaviest tanks! | In 1945 the crews of the Ridge Wallet were cramped and had back pain due to the poor conditions it offered for the crew, so the majority of crews ultimately lost to surrendering. | The Allies located the blueprints in a German Bunker and reconstructed the Ridge Wallet on a smaller scale, the 1950s came around and the US figured out how to make Credit Card Round, the whole US was swiping the heaviest of armor the ATMs prevailed for them, it was revolutionary!
I'm always amazed how Germany after ww1 in that short period of time gained so much money and even simple men soldiers to invade whole Europe, Churchill, Americans and French left Poland by itself and then Hitler started to gain more and more, how they managed to gain resources after ww1?
@@Julio-it1pl It literally says that they did it for counterintelligence, meaning they put it in the magazines to fool the allies but never planned to make it an actual tank
The rail one might be fastest one since you can just put more locomotives infront of it and it may would go 70kmh or more(that is fast for a 1000 metric ton piece of destruction) dependent of the rails and locomotives
Heinz Guderian, in his memoirs, wrote how frustrated he was that Berlin kept designing newer and crazier tanks instead of settling on two or three good models and mass producing the heck out of them. It wouldn’t have done any good as they couldn’t keep pace with allied production, but a few more tigers would have served Germany better than the crazy Maus ever did
Wait for it Wait for it Dieses Prachtstück Deutscher Ingenieurskunst wird den Sieg über die Alliierten gewährleistet und das Tausendjährige Reich auf ewig bestehen lassen
"Some historians believe that if enough of them had been produced and deployed, maus tanks could have changed the outcome of WWII" German logistics, a lack of oil, allied air superiority and just going around the giant slow tank would suggest why its only some historians
Youd be surprised how good the tank was. Firstly, if it was deployed on the Western side it could easily crush through anything thrown at it, thanks to its huge armour. (Only to the Soviets it would have been a slight problem. Since the ISU with HE rounds could take it out). Second part is the "going around it", which would do nothing,byod be wasting time while the crew inside would be laughing at you. Thirdly the "drop a bomb" arguement on it. It could work but, if its unstoppable it can go right through enemy lines, opening up the possibility of massive friendly fire. The bomb would have to be huge to blow a crater in it and the bomb would have to effectively be dropped right on the tank. Put enough flak variants of this tank together with it and you effectively have a fortress, in a fortress. The flak cannons could blow up bombs as they are coming down while the original maus can focus on the land targets. All this is assuming if Germany didnt have any problems with logistics at near end of the war obviously
On the drop a bomb point, its slow as all hell. You're not gonna have a friendly fire incident. It wasnt unstoppable either. Its tracks are a huge target so immobilising the maus isn't going to be hard, making it an easy target for allied/soviet aircraft and heavy arty. On the "unstoppable" point. Lets assume the Germans deployed it and magically they were able to supply a proper panzer division and their famously terrible logistics wasn't a problem, it would just speed up allied development of better tanks and/or shells which they were doing anyways but as the war was already won they didnt have a need to. Also, given how much it weighed, good like getting over any river, so its certainly not getting to the western front anytime soon.
They should have just mass produced an efficient Pz. IV but up armored and an improved engine and transmission, some improved 7.5 cm guns for a new turret design, and better crew layout. Simple, have some lighter tanks and some heavier, some tank destroyers, and improvements added fittingly and maybe things would be better. Idk I’m not smart but thats what I would do
The “heavy Gustav” rolls on trains, and it only saw a battle from very far away because it couldn’t reach because the rail workers couldn’t keep up also the tank was super slow
Can we consider that the Schwerer Gustav is a tank (which has never been used on the front, it is its twin Dora which was deployed in Sevastopol) ? He's been used through two railroads built especially for him.
You have to think that the artillery would have been so far back behind enemy lines that it couldn't really be seen for a day or two of traveling. But I see what you mean.
Imagine being one of the soldiers that fought Germany and got hit by that last tank's bullet... I mean, look at the size of that bullet... It's like getting hited by a medium sized submarine in the air with extremely high power
@@SpackJarow well I know that already but not every shot wouldn't hit to it's target and may actually hit a person... And your example consists humans in a city so there is a impossible rate that you will never get hit by that accidentally or even targeted. Just Saying.
That is literally how most tanks are named. Any fancy name comes from the manufacturer, like "Sherman", despite just being Medium 4 A 2 (M4A2). Many weapons also have the same treatment.
6:03 Allied Soldier: Sir, enemy tank spotted Officer: What kind of tank is it? Allied Soldier: I believe its one of the German's new ridge wallets. Officer: Dear go... "Artillery sirens go off as debit and credit cards begin raining down"
@@splat668 yea ig, I did read something tho that in the years of WW2, the US built over 90,000 tanks altogether. But most served in the Western Front under British Forces. So technically, it’s wasn’t British tanks, it was American.
By 44 German tanks were being destroyed at such a pace that bunkers on tracks were being designed. What really hurt was the loss of trained crews for tanks. Had the Germans built more PzIV’s and maybe a few Tigers and gone for quantity instead of over-engineered thyroidal bunkers on tracks things, fortunately for us, might have been different. The amount of steel wasted on gaining a small local advantage wasted precious fuel and usually ended with a breakdown and not enough infantry to exploit. Fun to look at though.
How about the canon? Make it so big that it can destroy every polish, and russian city with one shot. But aren't you asking bit too much? No not at all. All I just want is the destruction power of god.
Germans wanted the intimidation factor in the fight to boost their troops moral, and deteriorate their opponents. The bigger the better. Some of those tanks designed and made in 44/45 would’ve changed so much if they were made just a few years earlier with more focus on manufacturing those models.
@@jpaulmusic8389 But the answer is not in really really extreme slow tank which are easy targets but in V2 which is way lighter and smaller and can be send further if Germans would had discovered nuclear rockets first now that would had major role in what ever they win or lose tanks were getting out dated I mean SGT-44 rifle and V2 were kinda first steps towards the modern war as we know it now days you don't necessarily need bigger gun to kill the opponent just one with more firepower and penetration
Fun fact the rate is a giant tank monster with two main cannons 2 maus cannons for attacking behind and also four artillery cannons Also the “Dora” tank is a bigger version of the “Karl” tank and it’s so heavy that it needs to be transported by train tracks it gets its ammo from little train carts with giant bullets that can rise up to give it ammo
@@gamerdrache8741 yeaa but still artillery. the rails were more just to move that thing. as far as i know it was used in russia and you need to bring it that far...no street would take that weight
The advanced mechanical engineering of the Ridgewallet was really superior for it's time. Those German engineers really knew what they were doing. Also, that Polygon, Cartman and Tesla truck were a nice touch, lol. 😎
the ridge wallet is like someone brought a 5 dollar card protector on ebay and thought, you know what would be a great idea.... i could market and sell these for 100 dollars! that's the power of advertising
when did i say otherwise? and i was just stating that it would need a fuck tonne of air defence bc it would be such a target. get 1 pe8 flying at 4000m with a 5tn bomb and youll only have to hit anywhere 300m near it
@@LordDoddka ah a "war thunder historian". Tall boys were bigger than any PE-8 bomb. A Grand slam would wipe it out. No amount of flack could stop a bomb dropped from high altitude.
@@gunnarthefeisty almost like something that valuable wouldnt have any Luftwaffe support as well, and you wonna talk tall boys? they had 2400kg of torpex explosive. torpex has 50% more yield then TNT, that makes it 3600kg of TNT equivalent the 5tn in the pe8 had 5000+kg of TNT equivalent thanks to the mixture of TNT, RDX and aluminium. if you wonna try sound smart at least get it right, youre thinking of the grand slam bombs made by the same guys that did the tall boys which had 4300kg of torpex, ill let you do the math. nice try dipshit :)
@@LordDoddka lmao so a 20,000 lb bomb is bigger than a 10,000 bomb... Especially when the 10,000 lb bomb was made after the war... And in 1945 the luftwaffe barely existed. After their last ditch attack in the beginning of the Battle of the Bulge, germans no longer had air superiority.
50% of the tanks were designed by the best German designers to ever exist.
Other 50% of the tanks were designed by the same German designers, but after they drank a couple bottles of beer
Well often such machines were originally design by civilian engineers
@@tomaszzalewski4541
-hey, what do you do?
+I design big buildings and bridges
-Great, I need a tank
+No worries, I gotcha mate
*shadow of P1000 ratte starts coming from the corner at a very slow speed*
@@staringgasmask Bob sample Incoming
I prefer soviet version:
Hey what do you do
I work in tractor factory
And what kind of machines are you building?
Eh you know those with 40mm cannon
DutchRaptor lol
“A couple “ may be a bit of an understatement
Scout: "COMMANDER, ENEMY TIGER" Commander: "thats not tiger... Thats A RIDGE WALLET, FIND COVER"
Lol
Commander: "Men, the elastic fibers of the ridge wallet can not be pierced. Say goodbye."
LOL
XD
while it’s playing the music in the video in the background
Basically the Germans were crazy enough fitting a batteship's main guns into oversized tanks
Someday the gonna design U-boat which goes underground
@@SO-Negative already produced
@@SO-Negative don’t laugth too much, the Soviet designed a flying submarin.
Well, that was the case for the Sturmtiger who was actually built, had the same diameter for shells as the Bismarck had for its guns.
The video only show German tank so basically the comment will be for german too,😂😂
I gotta admit , the germans had wild designs for these tanks , but the landkreuzerp.1500 monster is insane , didn't even know that monstrosity existed.
Unlike the Ratte, which had some thought given into and a few parts built or at least prototyped, the Monster was purely conceptual and was mainly for propaganda, like a few other "massive tank" designs that "existed" near the end of the war.
@xshullaw Bro I thought you were my alt cuz I have the sma epicurean on my alt
Basically a Schwerer Gustav on tracks.
@@1zsn303I just wanted to say that! But yes, this is literally Gustav, drowning in the giant "tank chassis"
how does someone even loses a war with those, things, thye're not tanks they're, hell idk what that is but godamnit
6:03 *The most powerful machine German engineers ever created*
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@@pizzadeliverylookingman6094 XD
Idiot this is advertising
Here is the most powerful tank ever created by German engineers.
9:00
@@SkullandBones-js9rg You realize this is sarcasm right
I absolutely loved the way how you advertised Ridge Wallets without interrupting the video
Lol same. I thought he was making a joke about things being expensive or something.
The hitler Eric Cartman in the last one was hilarious too
Nice u have exactly 777 likes
Yoo point I stole my comment well it wasn’t my comment but I was gonna say it until i saw your comment but yeah I liked it also
same! so creative
2:42 that is just a backwards tractor with a gun on the front of it.
I think you mean this year's Ferrari F1 car
Llmmaaoooo
shhhhhh!!! don't tell the secrets !!!!
RIGHT!? xD
That's the power of German engineering
Imagine being an allied soldier sprinting into battle then seeing a Schwerer Gustav 💀
Um, they captured one
@HPG1978 Soviets captured the remains to study them then scrapped them in the 1950’s
@@TotalyRandomUsername that doesn’t mean anything
It was actually pretty useless.
@@josh05683 No, the Nazis blew it up themselves in 1945 to prevent it from getting into Allied hands.
6 years old boy: starts drawing a "tank"
Hitler's engineer: so anyway, I started building
@@gabrielalmeida6917 roPlox? What's that?
@@jawed4106 *ROBLOX* WhErE u MaKe A fAkE iMaGiNaTiOn
Quality
@@Seraphormite also where kids get scammed in adopt me
most of them were made before hitler came to power
Hitler: you all generals also have to remember the ecomomic aspect of war
Also hitler: i want 2 of these
P1500 ratte has entered the chat
@@panzerkampfwagenausf.b.797 Either P1000 Ratte or P1500 Monster, but P1500 Ratte is not correct
@@sharkquark6252 pfff just create a new one
Germany had it's own economy
"If German Doesnt Have an Economy then they wouldn't get an Economic Crisis"
Just imagine hiding in a big crater, then getting crushed by a ridge wallet.
Ridge wallet is not just wallet... ridge wallet is
*W E A P O N*
@E • 50 years ago 6:15
LIGHT TANKS 0:08
MEDIUM TANKS 2:14
HEAVY TANKS 4:22
SUPER HEAVY TANKS 6:38
SUPER ULTRA HEAVY TANKS 8:00
RIDGE WALLET 6:03
@@jodr4035 lol
7:29 maus
8:00 HITLER MODE ON
That's the smoothest sponsor message I've ever seen...
Really
Linus is smoother
@@astral6749 i agree
Watch rich rebuilds he is silky smooth
I was about to say that xddd
The panzer X is just “Produced : *somewhere* ”
by god himself
@@user-yo6dd4wd6d explains a lot...
@@user-yo6dd4wd6d _. . . worst?_
Lolz
Imagine taking a German village and then seeing a battalion of ridge wallets coming towards you in the distance.
I laughed way more than I should have at this
Im dead🤣
“Looks like Christmas came early this year”
*cocks gun
Wheres the ridge wallet i cant find it :/
MY GOD.... we might lose this battle... But not without a fight.
The ratte looks so beautiful... The use of naval canons is just *chefs kiss*
Every respected Historian: Had Germany developed the Ridge wallet before the allies they could've turned the tide.
But by the end of the war, the luftwaffe is almost non-existent to support the tanks
@@jerwindemavibas881 The ridges slick durable design could've protected the tanks from the ground.
That thing on 6:08, just enough of those you can build an army. (lol Joke of course)
Best comment ever! Eight out of ten Wehrmacht soldiers agree.
German - brilliant with engineering back then. Then Allied stole and enhanced their design...
Qui-Gon was right. There is always a bigger Panzer.
I was literally just watching a starwars video before this lmao
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Hello there
This is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen in this comment section so far
@@ashtxn.2986 GENERAL KENOBI
That was the sneakiest god damn sponsor im not even mad
😁😁😁
@@AmazingViz that's my favourite tank, I really like it tbh
The wallet is a tank
Tbh ut is a nice tank
Big right after the ridge wallet was a break for a RUclips ad.. 🙄
Tanks you for the video!💪
My pleasure!
I love how one of the smallest tanks is called "bison" while the second largest is called "rat"
I like the mouse
It's mouse
Rat was the p1000 bigger than mous
And its German humor
In furure, a huge tank will be called bacteria
Bc the bison is quality and the rat is quantidy
You killed Godzilla
4:49 Your Crush
5:15 Her Brother
9:03 Her Dad
0:23 You
F
Lmao
That's cute
Why must you hurt me in this way
No im 0:14
20mm is a big cannon
80mm is huge!
Schwerer Gustav: 80 cm
Let's go for a meter
Let’s go for a kilometre
If you can't shoot living cows out of it it ain't big enough
@@kons37flyingreaperoldchann21 it’s “a meter” not “an meter”. Let me teach you this, it’s very simple and it will improve your English.
If a word begins with a vowel, these are: a,e,i,o,u,y, then you use “an” for example:
an oven
an English breakfast
If a word starts with a consonant: b,c,d,etc... you use “a” for example:
a car
a person
If you’re not sure if it’s a vowel or a consonant, try pronouncing three of them in a row. You can’t pronounce three consonants, but you can pronounce three vowels. For example:
You can pronounce:
aaa
You can’t pronounce:
ttt
If you don’t pronounce a consonant, it doesn’t count, like
“An honorable man” as the guy replying said. Then the letter next to it counts. But this is confusing, so you don’t have to take this seriously until you speak English fluently.
If 20 mm is big to you... you might be a little special.
No wonder we lost the war. Instead of producing more Panther or Tigers, we thought about producing even bigger and more unefficient tanks than Maus 😂
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They needed Bigger guns and tanks because Soviet Armour was becoming a challenging to Pierce through it maybe if they just would have copied Soviet tanks and deploy same like USSR in war tide would have changed significantly
@@shafirihan6081 Nah
Nah, that was just the pinnacle. Main four reasons we lost the war:
- Italy being absolutely useless as a partner, so the forces were bound in Greece and Egypt as well
- Hitler being a stupid maniac who declared war on Russia without securing western Europe first
- Japan attacking the USA on their own soil, which basically sparked the chain of events for D-Day
- Lastly, as the final nail in the coffin, the whole deal with resources being scarce and still pushing megaprojects
Soviet armor always was like a butter. Every T-34 would be pierced twice by regular Panzer tank.
While Tiger would pierce through the whole tank sometimes.
Every other country: a well thought out tank design
Germany: Was ist, wenn wir große Räder darauf setzen?
Was ist.. wenn wir es 5 mal vergrößern?
Da muss ein ordentliches Gerät rann. Das soll noch bis nach Moskau scheppern
*T R A N S L A T E W H A T Y O U J U S T S A I D*
@@snowleopard9463 He basically said: what if, we just put a bigger gun on it?
@@MrStrepsilz I said "What if.. we make it 5 times the size?"
Adolf to his engineers be like: U see that artillery stationed in a bunker?
Engineer: Yes
Adolf: U see that pillbox over there?
Engineer: Ja
Adolf: U see that building with lots of artillery?
Engineer: Yes I see that fortress
Adolf: Good. I want you to attach wheels on it and make it move
I am surprised that Hitler didn't order attaching wheels to the battleships. he was completely insane. Nobody told him that tanks have be able to cross bridges))
Or could be? Maybe the historians didn't just found out yet. Or...
Adolf: See that Battleship? I want you to put some wings and propeller and make it fly
@@CoolGobyFish the theory was it doesnt have to cross bridges if it can cross along the bottom (or in the case of the Ratte or Monster, is simply tall enough to cross any river without submerging). Turns out that doesnt work though because river beds are soft and when you're already fighting your enormous ground pressure to not get stuck on dry land, being underwater in a 100+ton steel box with no flotation gear is a death sentence. I admire the Soviets for managing to get the wrecked Maus prototype all the way to Kubinka. It's the furthest anyone ever moved the darn thing.
@@davidthomas2870 yes, they probably took it apart. also, the prototype doesn't have an engine. so it's significantly lighter. it was actually put together from two prototypes. the one with the engine was blown up by Nazis. So the turret was taken from it and the chassis was from the unfinished one (without an engine)
@@CoolGobyFish true, but that's still a lot of work and an impressive feat to disassemble and reassemble it even as complete as it is given the lengths the germans took to destroy it. Also, the hull and turret are all one piece, so those at least remained together. That's a lot of metal
The advantage of the Ridge Wallet was that although it was immense, bombers could barely notice it from their aerial top view. From that perspective It was just a single line of impending plastic doom.
I was going to go straight in with a similar joke on the credit card. Good work my man 😂
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@@babymetalenjoyer good boy
Ridge wallet could be extremely effective against the odds
Imagine Gaijin adds the P1000 and P1500 to Warthunder ☠️
0:47 imagine seeing submarine coming for you in middle of the jungle lmao
It looks like it would weigh like 2 tons tho
@@IraBoudreauxIII it weighs 7 tons
@Dreymon Green When they hid in Argentina
@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. Yeah... I’m pretty sure every country in South America has some jungle
@Paulo Gabriel Martínez V. only in the very northernmost parts and near the Andes. The rest of Argentina is fairly temperate in climate except the far south which is pretty cold
that porygon thought he was slick 2:58
Oh shit, he is slick!
Lol I noticed that
Oh damn its Cyranek
big pp cyranek
Ikr
Damn. Those last three are straight Galactic Empire equipment. Vader would be proud.
One, the gustav Cannon actually existed, 2 were produced and were used on the siege of sevastopol. the other ones would be useless but extremely cool.
More like imperial guards or spacemarine equipmentu
@@eduardodelapena7075 the ratte was intended to destroy naval targets + buildings, like forts and stuff, thats why it had naval cannons, the monster was a project to make the schwerer gustav "lighter" and more mobile than it was. Both of the projects could change the war, even one ratte would be enough.
@@bscurez31 Yes but they realized it was a easy target for air raids, and roads, bridges ad trains wouldn't stand its huge weight, thats why they discarded it
A nazi wanderwaffe idea was a sun gun so in reality those last three arent very impressive
Germans: (making the monster) are you sure about this?
Hitler: Y E S
It was a design concept, like ratte, it was never put into production and would've been pointless anyways since a column of tanks could accomplish the same thing.
Landkreuzer was never built but Hitler did ask for a feasibility study and was fascinated with the concept
Hitler was fascinated by everything thats crazy
@@lennartsix6102 Well he did successfully deliver the first Jet aircraft ME-262
@@ViralKiller fat lot of good it did him
How’d you know? You his neighbor?
@@triggeredtrey I'd generally say that people who paste their walls in brain with a luger aren't having a great time
When your custom character appear in the cutscene:
09:05
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I don't realize this get like, there's no notification, but ok
winnie the pooh = xi jinping
That's that fat president who looks like winnie the pooh. Chtsing chtsong
Bro thats a pokemon...its called porygon xD
Fun Fact: during construction,the Maus had a soviet hammer and sickle on it to trick potential spies in the factory into thinking it was a captured tank
And those hammer and sickle are still on the Maus at Kubinka's museum.
I can't imagine if they managed to build the final two tanks.
You would speak german
@@spazmcat3853 lmao no they would be bombed to shit by the Allied airforce the moment they were spotted.
we might live in the future if we born as aryan and they win 💀
they would've lost the war in 1944
@@30CZEchpoint They would also be an extremely easy target for Artillery
Fun Fact: If you change the playback speed to 2 the music changes from orchestral to 90s console EDM.
Its like spamming the pause button on some kind of medival music
0.25 speed is like rock or something
hey what is the name of music at 7:04 pls
That's pretty cool! =D
For me it's pretty funny how the first song does sound so close to "Lux Aeterna" by Clint Mansell ("Requiem for a Dream" Theme).
My grandfather would often tell me stories of the war. Many times he remarked on the sheer horror he and his fellow soldiers would feel when they were face to face with a ridge wallet
Edit: Wow this blew up a little. Thanks for all the likes, friends. Glad I was able to give a few people a chuckle
“They got us in the first half, not gonna lie”
🤣🤣
Okay this actually made me laugh out loud
😂💔
😆🤣😂
Herman Goering is still Heavier than all of those Panzers
that late into the war they could have just put herman onto a bomber and dropped him on london
@@chewykalden3967 I think Görring would have been too hevy for any plane to carry
@@fluviusOptiobruh moment
Herman goring can eat all of those because those are animals he eats
That was a good one
The Ridge Wallet, produced in 1944 as a last-ditch effort to stop the Allies, it was an immense but due to its low width it was deadly, bombers and attackers could not locate them as they were a titanium line of impending doom! loaded with Credit Card Round that would swipe even the strongest of frontal armor on any of the heaviest tanks!
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In 1945 the crews of the Ridge Wallet were cramped and had back pain due to the poor conditions it offered for the crew, so the majority of crews ultimately lost to surrendering.
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The Allies located the blueprints in a German Bunker and reconstructed the Ridge Wallet on a smaller scale, the 1950s came around and the US figured out how to make Credit Card Round, the whole US was swiping the heaviest of armor the ATMs prevailed for them, it was revolutionary!
WW2 German Tank Designer: "If we make the tank looks weird enough, the enemy wont know wheres to shoot at!"
Lmao
Makes sense
@@CROPDUSTERB-52 ye
Good strategy actually
Hahahha but it can be good strategy though
German tanks in WWIII:
- God Tiger
- Demon Lord Tiger
- Supreme Diety Tiger
- Denosauire
Dinosaurier*
Hahahaha nice one
Ridge wallet
- Gurren Tiger.
- Dai Gurren Tiger.
- Super Galaxy Gurren Tiger.
- Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger.
- Super Tengen Toppa Gurren Tiger.
- Shin Getter Tiger.
- Mazinkaiser Infinity Tiger.
- Elder God Demon Tiger.
U forgot one:
- ULTIMATE HITLER BAMMBAMM
Video *shows a Porygon*
Me "Ok, kinda wierd?"
Video near the end:
Me: o.0
Yeah
I see it!
He's just putting random stuff into the vid
Discovery channel late at night
6:06 german Commanders be like: WE ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE!!!!! BRING OUT THE RIDGE WALLET!!!!!!!!
When do they stop becoming tanks and more of just really angry Castles On Wheels
Yes
You made me think of mortal engines
With big ass guns and cannons
@@DBrew4xD yes
40k titans
7:26 "Yep, that's me. You're wondering how I got into this situation."
hi maus tank u remember me iam super heavy man :D
Hello, comrade Maus 😎
@@AmazingViz Guten Tag Komrade!
@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 Hallo mein freund!
@JUNKERS JU87 STUKA B2 XD
Scout: Sir look, a submarine on land!
Commander: That’s a Orionwagen!
American misinterpreting: Look it's an Oriowagon
Did u just stole my comment
@@negativeiq9383 nah bro I don’t c ur comment?
@@negativeiq9383 even if i did steal (which I didn’t) what’s the big deal? It’s just a comment 😂😂
I'm always amazed how Germany after ww1 in that short period of time gained so much money and even simple men soldiers to invade whole Europe, Churchill, Americans and French left Poland by itself and then Hitler started to gain more and more, how they managed to gain resources after ww1?
6:04 was the smoothest sponsor ad I’ve ever seen
Just proof that without a shadow of a doubt the ridge wallets were developed by the Germans in World War 2
it really was well done and nonintrusive. plus it actually made me want to look up the product.
Yeah for a second i thought that wallet was somehow a German tank........ 🤣
@@erniegutierrez2288 Top 10 Most Lethal Secret Weapons of Ww2
1. Credit cards
I mean that's the way to do it
“German science is the world’s finest!” -Rudol Von Stroheim
"BRRRRRRAKAMONO GA DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI"
his mechanic body was over powered lol
I mean if a Russian stand user was enough to kill him, he's strong.
Turkish translate please
Is that a jojo reference😳
A little boy drawing a tank
German engineering: hey little boy what are you drawing?
Little boy: a tank
German engineering: 07:40
NEVER EXISTED
Most underrated comment here, I laughed out loud
@@Julio-it1pl Yeah, I know. but if they wanted to, they could have done it, right?
@@unknown-si7ks Yeah, i just think the caption is funny, like "This never left the blueprints but is kinda cute so i´ll include it" xD
@@Julio-it1pl It literally says that they did it for counterintelligence, meaning they put it in the magazines to fool the allies but never planned to make it an actual tank
The image of Porygon on the tank really puts the size into perspective
Skoda in the Rest of the world: Octavia, Fabia ...
Skoda in Germany: T-25
Not in Germany.
In Protectorate Bohemia-Moravia
The ridge wallet has to be my most favorite heavy tank ever.
I know right?! It gave the germans an edge to pay of all their debt after ww2 too bad my fearless grandpa destroyed em
dsmn sponsor THIS MAN AMONGST MEN
That was a huge a*s visa card
Who cares
Literally was looking for the ridge wallet tank for 3 minutes just to realize it was a fuckin credit card
World of tanks players be like : I already have all this knowledge.
So true
War thunder players that know every vehicle used in WW2 be laughing hysterically
SO TRUUuuUuUuuEEEe mannn
I do hope they release those P1500 monster. Just wonder how that will broke the game.
WoT players be like "balance your damn game!".
00:14
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NA: Harder, Better , Faster, Stronger
Hitler: Harder, Larger, Slower, immovable
The rail one might be fastest one since you can just put more locomotives infront of it and it may would go 70kmh or more(that is fast for a 1000 metric ton piece of destruction) dependent of the rails and locomotives
I got horny off of this, November built different
@Omry G didn't he drink liquid meth once
Heinz Guderian, in his memoirs, wrote how frustrated he was that Berlin kept designing newer and crazier tanks instead of settling on two or three good models and mass producing the heck out of them. It wouldn’t have done any good as they couldn’t keep pace with allied production, but a few more tigers would have served Germany better than the crazy Maus ever did
Or the four Stug III that could be build for the price of one Tiger, which was unreliable and high maintenance.
@@Sycokay Didn't the Stug series have one of the highest confirmed kills to unit produced of any tank/assault gun?
Tiger 1 is a beast
It took 3 sherman tanks to take down tiger
@@filipking0075 im proud and scared of the germans for being able to build such things
@Carmicha3l im not jewish
No one:
Hitler: *Ja, vhat if ve put ze main naval cannon on ze land vith vheels?*
“yeh shalt construct ze world’s most powerfool warmachine ever and yeh shalt make em to look as ridickulous as possible for ze sake of ze god”
@@DrYesorno they look dope af lol he's a genius
@@asterh6315 well certainly not at art
Wait for it Wait for it
Dieses Prachtstück Deutscher Ingenieurskunst wird den Sieg über die Alliierten gewährleistet und das Tausendjährige Reich auf ewig bestehen lassen
2:53 porygon is serving the german army
😁👍
"Some historians believe that if enough of them had been produced and deployed, maus tanks could have changed the outcome of WWII"
German logistics, a lack of oil, allied air superiority and just going around the giant slow tank would suggest why its only some historians
Quantity won the day on all fronts, not who had the scariest superweapon. Sorry I mean gigantic target for aircraft and artillery.
@@freejones9129 and in the case of Germany, numbers were useless if the tanks had no fuel
Youd be surprised how good the tank was. Firstly, if it was deployed on the Western side it could easily crush through anything thrown at it, thanks to its huge armour. (Only to the Soviets it would have been a slight problem. Since the ISU with HE rounds could take it out).
Second part is the "going around it", which would do nothing,byod be wasting time while the crew inside would be laughing at you.
Thirdly the "drop a bomb" arguement on it. It could work but, if its unstoppable it can go right through enemy lines, opening up the possibility of massive friendly fire. The bomb would have to be huge to blow a crater in it and the bomb would have to effectively be dropped right on the tank. Put enough flak variants of this tank together with it and you effectively have a fortress, in a fortress. The flak cannons could blow up bombs as they are coming down while the original maus can focus on the land targets.
All this is assuming if Germany didnt have any problems with logistics at near end of the war obviously
On the drop a bomb point, its slow as all hell. You're not gonna have a friendly fire incident. It wasnt unstoppable either. Its tracks are a huge target so immobilising the maus isn't going to be hard, making it an easy target for allied/soviet aircraft and heavy arty.
On the "unstoppable" point. Lets assume the Germans deployed it and magically they were able to supply a proper panzer division and their famously terrible logistics wasn't a problem, it would just speed up allied development of better tanks and/or shells which they were doing anyways but as the war was already won they didnt have a need to.
Also, given how much it weighed, good like getting over any river, so its certainly not getting to the western front anytime soon.
They should have just mass produced an efficient Pz. IV but up armored and an improved engine and transmission, some improved 7.5 cm guns for a new turret design, and better crew layout. Simple, have some lighter tanks and some heavier, some tank destroyers, and improvements added fittingly and maybe things would be better.
Idk I’m not smart but thats what I would do
Everybody gangsta till "heavy Gustav" destroys the whole battlefield with just Rollin over it
They see me rollin, they hatin
P 1500 is just wat if we make gustav gun bigger and put on worse and slower transportation method
The “heavy Gustav” rolls on trains, and it only saw a battle from very far away because it couldn’t reach because the rail workers couldn’t keep up also the tank was super slow
@@Some_Cow well, it could shoot almost 50 kilometers
Slow but powerful
2:56
“Who’s that Pokemon?!”
*Its 23 ton Skoda T-25*
クソワロタ
Porygon (Z)
Skoda.... Simply clever.....😅😂
@@maxl5815 not a z yet it’s actually just a normal porygon
@@iamsauce6735 yee, bc of that I wrote (Z) and not just Z
Can we consider that the Schwerer Gustav is a tank (which has never been used on the front, it is its twin Dora which was deployed in Sevastopol) ? He's been used through two railroads built especially for him.
You answered a question I had. Thank you.
Was that in one of the call of dutys i think it was in call of duty world war 2
@@darkshadows7504 yes
"Yeah, we'll just put our highly explosive ammo on the back."
Why is Pooh praising Hitler?
Xi Jinping probably
Winniewaffen
Pooh the jew
You have to think that the artillery would have been so far back behind enemy lines that it couldn't really be seen for a day or two of traveling. But I see what you mean.
My question is, why is Donald loading the gun??
Imagine being one of the soldiers that fought Germany and got hit by that last tank's bullet... I mean, look at the size of that bullet... It's like getting hited by a medium sized submarine in the air with extremely high power
It's not for hitting people it's for shooting at cities for example
@@SpackJarow well I know that already but not every shot wouldn't hit to it's target and may actually hit a person... And your example consists humans in a city so there is a impossible rate that you will never get hit by that accidentally or even targeted. Just Saying.
Well it would be painless i suppose.... I mean it would be instant death.. You wouldnt suffer
The Gustav cannon needed spotter planes to help it aim because it's range was farther than visual range
@@muhammadtalhahussain6358 you have a point
1:52 2 CM = 20 MM
20 mm Artillery, it is.
I think it’s a typo as the text is the same as Pz II
Yeah. Looks more like a 40-50 millimeter cannon.
U all know that’s a 150mm heavy infantry gun right?
Or to be fully named “15cm s.I.G 33 heavy infantry gun
Or the same gun on the sturmpanzer 2
Yes and I like how it also tells about the Panzer II in the desc there lol
The monster really is a monster
6:05 ah yes,the most powerful heavy German tank to roam the battlefield.
Social credit shooter tank 😂😂😂😂😂😂
How the fuck is a wallet powerful
Got to admit Germans had wild amazing designs from tanks to planes to cars.
Land Cruiser
And wallets
Well they're small arms machine guns pistols they were all so far advanced comparing that any other countries weapons
all of which are overengineered and leak oil
@@grandiewandie yeesh... That's why German science is the best in the world!!
I like how some are just named Panzer 1, 2, 3, ...
Because Panzer just means Tank
1000 Subscribers with an Egg Okay cool
500000000000000000 years later: Panzer 999999999999999999999999999
Including there bazookas and train
That is literally how most tanks are named. Any fancy name comes from the manufacturer, like "Sherman", despite just being Medium 4 A 2 (M4A2).
Many weapons also have the same treatment.
Was ein Genie....imagine using google translate for that xD
Great video! I can recommend to use easy-in and easy-out interpolation for camera movements for more smooth start and stop animation
Rest of the world: can’t you make normal tanks?
Germany: No, I don’t think I will
Didn't the soviets have weird ass tanks too?
Just saying, I'm not against anyone, I just want to confirm lol
People only talk about the communism in Russia and that’s about it. People don’t really pay much attention to the Soviet tanks
@@danktank7587 they just see pissed Russians and they run
Lol
A big waste of money to end up losing the war lol
6:03
Allied Soldier: Sir, enemy tank spotted
Officer: What kind of tank is it?
Allied Soldier: I believe its one of the German's new ridge wallets.
Officer: Dear go...
"Artillery sirens go off as debit and credit cards begin raining down"
its too good
Phhhhhhh lamo
OH GOD THE INTEREST RATES!!!
"Sir, look a battleship on land!"
"That's no battleship... It's a Landkreuzer P 1500"
funny cause landkreuzer actually means land cruiser
gg
That mean Toyota have copy a german Landkreuzer i mean germany have the Copyrights to landqruiser right hmmm interesting
@@chavezhamburg3930 not really but ok lol
*monster*
Very clever advertisement that didn't break up the video's flow. I like it.
"P-Pooh, what are you doing on the landkreuzer p. 1500 monster?"
"I've got a RUMBLY in my tumbly!"
2:55 why is there a porygon?
9:11 why is Pooh there?
@@yourmother3126 IDK, probably bc of Xi dada
lucky once again as an 300th like.
4:07 "Ok darling, it's not long but thick!"
🤣🤣👌
5:02 honey the extenze worked holy shit
The man she told you not to worry about
8:15
@@aleborke5420
9:03
the man that man worries about
@@MichelleW870 lol hitler
Now I get why Star Wars vehicles look the way they do...
Yes they got it from us, but I wonder who told them about it before the world wars...
also Darth Vader helmet
Hitler also had a special force called stormtroopers
All the spaceship models in the first star wars movies were kitbashed from model kits of wwi and wwii tanks/ships/planes/etc
@Whited Out oh, such a spoiler
Thank you Sir! Very good video! Well done!
So nice of you 😁
America: Germany tanks can’t beat us
Germany: oh Hol up got more
@@Idk-hl4br uh, yes the fuck we did lol. Ever heard of the Sherman’s?
@@Idk-hl4br what lmao. Tf you mean Americans didn’t have tanks lmaoooo.
America didn’t really fight like that on European soil, I mean they did but in general it was more British tanks combating Germany
@@splat668 yea ig, I did read something tho that in the years of WW2, the US built over 90,000 tanks altogether. But most served in the Western Front under British Forces. So technically, it’s wasn’t British tanks, it was American.
@@Swggs. there you go, you learn something new everyday
German in the title:
Germans: Ein Video. ein Reich, ein Kommentarbereich !
Wenn man reich mit reich reimt...
🤣🤣
Wie geil ist dieses Kommentar bitte xD
Moin.
Uhhhhh _gibberish_ (to me)
Bruh that sponsor transition. Literally integrated into the video as smooth as possible. Nice. Might buy a Ridge wallet later
Glad to hear it! 😁😁
Probbly the one time a sponsor actually works lel
Ưg
better than "before we start the video id like to thank our todays sponsor RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS"
XD
By 44 German tanks were being destroyed at such a pace that bunkers on tracks were being designed. What really hurt was the loss of trained crews for tanks. Had the Germans built more PzIV’s and maybe a few Tigers and gone for quantity instead of over-engineered thyroidal bunkers on tracks things, fortunately for us, might have been different. The amount of steel wasted on gaining a small local advantage wasted precious fuel and usually ended with a breakdown and not enough infantry to exploit. Fun to look at though.
they didnt have the resources to build lots of tanks
That was probably one of the best advertisements I've ever seen on a RUclips video.
I was gonna type the same thing haha he killed it forsure. Amazing video super good
This was pathetic the fuck you mean 😂
@@festering don't change the way that it wasn't very creative or anything. I've seen waaaaay better ads by RUclipsrs.
@@herschelschueler Sucks to have poor judgement like you. That ad was slick
@@Zuvas poor judgment? 😂 dude go watch The Russian Badger and then tell me this ad is good ffs.
8:10 Man put Red Skull in there. Thought we wouldn't notice, but we did.
lol I was hoping someone else noticed that too 😂
😭😭
Bruh no one talking about porygon from pokemon?? 2:58
@@bengrant2120 i feel like a bunch of comments talked about that...
4:01 where are the 5 girls on the tank???
from girls und panzer?
i see you are a man of culture
😁😁😁
Girls und Panzer nice 👌👌
what an weeb
Absolutely unbelievable I never realized these behemoth existed. Definitely fascinating thank you
You're very welcome 😁👍
German tank designers: So how big can the tanks be?
Hitler: Yes
That's exactly what he said, everything must be bigger than the rest. No joke..
@@HowdyHartholz it was not just Hitler, in the 1st world war Germany wanted a bigger navy then Great Britain
How about the canon?
Make it so big that it can destroy every polish, and russian city with one shot.
But aren't you asking bit too much?
No not at all. All I just want is the destruction power of god.
Germans wanted the intimidation factor in the fight to boost their troops moral, and deteriorate their opponents. The bigger the better. Some of those tanks designed and made in 44/45 would’ve changed so much if they were made just a few years earlier with more focus on manufacturing those models.
@@jpaulmusic8389 But the answer is not in really really extreme slow tank which are easy targets but in V2 which is way lighter and smaller and can be send further if Germans would had discovered nuclear rockets first now that would had major role in what ever they win or lose tanks were getting out dated I mean SGT-44 rifle and V2 were kinda first steps towards the modern war as we know it now days you don't necessarily need bigger gun to kill the opponent just one with more firepower and penetration
Everyone gangsta until the Time traveller from 2100 says "Why Landkreuzer so smol"
That's when everyone shit bricks !
Ayos pilipino
Me is time traveller from 2200 the landkreuzer is about 1000x lighter than our latest tank
Supreme Commander anyone ?
Really? Dude, the tanks we had before are tankettes compared to what we have now
German: do you want them to be small?
Hitler: nein
Fun fact the rate is a giant tank monster with two main cannons 2 maus cannons for attacking behind and also four artillery cannons
Also the “Dora” tank is a bigger version of the “Karl” tank and it’s so heavy that it needs to be transported by train tracks it gets its ammo from little train carts with giant bullets that can rise up to give it ammo
The Gustav was classified more as an artillery piece than a tank, but still nice to see it recognized.
No rattert an railway gun
@@gamerdrache8741 rattatatatat
@@gamerdrache8741 yeaa but still artillery. the rails were more just to move that thing. as far as i know it was used in russia and you need to bring it that far...no street would take that weight
Yes it is a train carriage
The advanced mechanical engineering of the Ridgewallet was really superior for it's time. Those German engineers really knew what they were doing. Also, that Polygon, Cartman and Tesla truck were a nice touch, lol. 😎
the ridge wallet is like someone brought a 5 dollar card protector on ebay and thought, you know what would be a great idea.... i could market and sell these for 100 dollars!
that's the power of advertising
It was the Winnie the pooh for me lol
Always remember:GERMAN ENGINEERING IS THE GREATEST IN THE WORLD!
My man Redskull didn’t come here to play 8:11
@@pspspspspspspspspspspspspspss I didn't even notice it until you said it 🤣 Good eye
RATTE P1500: exists
Planes: this looks like a job for me
it would have to come with an escort of at least 4 quad flackpanzers
when did i say otherwise? and i was just stating that it would need a fuck tonne of air defence bc it would be such a target. get 1 pe8 flying at 4000m with a 5tn bomb and youll only have to hit anywhere 300m near it
@@LordDoddka ah a "war thunder historian". Tall boys were bigger than any PE-8 bomb. A Grand slam would wipe it out. No amount of flack could stop a bomb dropped from high altitude.
@@gunnarthefeisty almost like something that valuable wouldnt have any
Luftwaffe support as well, and you wonna talk tall boys? they had 2400kg of torpex explosive. torpex has 50% more yield then TNT, that makes it 3600kg of TNT equivalent the 5tn in the pe8 had 5000+kg of TNT equivalent thanks to the mixture of TNT, RDX and aluminium. if you wonna try sound smart at least get it right, youre thinking of the grand slam bombs made by the same guys that did the tall boys which had 4300kg of torpex, ill let you do the math. nice try dipshit :)
@@LordDoddka lmao so a 20,000 lb bomb is bigger than a 10,000 bomb... Especially when the 10,000 lb bomb was made after the war... And in 1945 the luftwaffe barely existed. After their last ditch attack in the beginning of the Battle of the Bulge, germans no longer had air superiority.
SUPER GRAVIC AND PREZENTATION, CONGRATULATIONS 4 THE PROJECT!
Many thanks!
Engineer: “How big do you want your tanks exactly?”
Chancellor: “Y E S”
You mean HITLER
@@fimaha0741 My bad, I just don’t like giving despicable POS subhumans credit even if it’s due.
@@terminalvelocityrunner2202 what an idiot to ah yes let’s make a massive tank this seems like a great investment
Welll, the video dosen t shows the bjggest tank, the biggest tank ever thinked by germany is p2000
*Y E S*
6:22
Tanks: flexing size*
Card : And I took it personally.
8:38 *Cartman be like: "Es ist Zeit für Säuberung!"*
ah yes,south park reference
most elegant way to present a sponsor, i respect it.