How to Defeat the Maus - World of Tanks Comedy (feat. Nobel_Wolf)
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- Опубликовано: 14 янв 2021
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Huge thank you to Nobel_Wolf, who not only did the voice for ALL the voices in this video but who drew the thumbnail and the "Three Hours Later" timecard! Check out his DeviantArt here! www.deviantart.com/malthael49
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😂 Tim I had to much fun working on this with ya 10/10 would voice act for ya again
The real question is..... will you release the bloopers from this voice acting 🧐😏
Tim we are bordering 6,000 views on this vid; we must have done something right
Tim where did this 32,000 ish view jump come from I’m slightly frightened
@@peris_arts_film9699 no idea my friend. I, too, am slightly frightened.
That “Le zoo” when the shell was in Paris made me laugh
Shell are talking french to respect the baguette country
Yes
Bruh im french lol 😂
@@leopardonblitz9853 I really want to visit french
Oh
"We have numbers,but not the caliber"
*sad 16inch guns noises*
17 pounder super tog is unable to even scratch ze paint
@@Ghostrecall_M 6k pounder mum cant even scratch the ground except the tank!
*BL 18-inch Mk 1 cries in the distance*
I think he might need to enlist the help of is old friend IJN Yamato or his brother IJN Musashi. Their 18.1 inch guns should be enough
Nope u need to ensure the caliber, visit he Gustav cannon
"Can we get a bigger gun please?"
(Churchill tank)
"I said a BIGGER gun!"
(Death star tank destroyer)
"Perfection"
That was a Cromwell
@@DeveciBalci eh, still Bri'ish
@@scunt461 yes
"You may fire when ready."
By "Death star tank destroyer"
You ment FV251b 183?
I love how the tanks are potrayed as sentient beings with feelings instead of machines
The Maus is so kind and peaceful even though they are trying to destroy him
His is the German War Machine so his very brave and not even fear any tonk (expect MS-1)
t r u e
Mr darkness just put his device on the ground so it is black and he put it onto his yt channel
(Ratta starts to laugh maniacally in the background)
Content isn't pure
I love how mr maus is so polite and chill about the fact that everyone is trying to kill him
and at the end that big ass german tank died to a random small russian tank the logic is just 💀
he is Adolf Hitler on April 30th 1945
True
ARE YOU F
I love the fact every world of tanks user uses warthunder for their dramatic takes. lol. its like world of tanks.. Isnt a realistic tanks game LOL F that game. is a peice of trash. even worse than war thunder. and thats saying something. VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY BAD. The word VERY is not out of context.
as a german i have to say: i LOVE the german accent for the maus and the way you made this video
Its perfect for this
Maus: I am unkillable
Is-7: Are you sure about that?
idk
IS-7 and Maus just stare at eachother if they meet frontally.
@@aaronfalcon3152 IS-7 better ammo would shred the Maus
If the IS-7 and Maus pushing each other front to front, the IS-7 has an extremely high chance of winning because of how short it is, and it's turret armor.
APFSDS Ammo left the chat
When the MS1 appears
General: Oh, what is this?
and kills Maus
General: Are u fcken kidding me?!
XD
the soviet tech tree was the way to succsess
XD LOL. 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
That MS-1 is made of stalinium,of course it's OP,lol
@@muhammadfahri3295 maybe too OP for WoT but not OP in Wot Blitz. its more like decent
I was laughing so much when i watched it XD
Yup, that MS-1 is a mood
U mean mod?
@@phillipregornarido6488 idk
Lol MS-1 saids too easy defeat maus
@@Ophnoxis sjb 🤣🤣
Maus squasher 1
7:22* "I dont think that bridge will be able to hold you" Maus' mind: f a t
i love how he already killed it with a beam but wanted a smaller way of doing it
truly a minimalist
what if the beam didnt kill him? it just was a little too bright
"The Maus is unspotted"
yep, the Maus is well known for its good concealment xD
NOT 😂
I'd blame it on KV-2s drunk crew :D
"Commander, do you see the Maus?"
"ErrRe moUSe? wHAt M-mo- **drops bottle** hOuSE!"
ah yes the maus can hide from KV-2's shells while the T34 E, panther with PZ 4 turret, ect gets hit instead of the maus and even KV-2's shell instead hit the KV-2 himself
Just draw some door and windows on it, dressing it as a house
In the end the only thing that could kill a mause was Russian bias.
Why thank you for the pin!
Daniel Pierce you did this to yourself
U forgot about about the 183
and stalinium tipped shells
Should of used a Badger to hunt a Mouse
11:27 That salvo was amazing!
Spectacular demonstration of the Maus power.
Thank Heaven it didn't shoot back
VERY TRUE
*Me doesn’t even play World Of Tanks:*
This is fucking hilarious!
Well you can play the mobile version World of tanks blitz though there are less tanks there
@@justineallandevelos6491 or you can play war thunder lol
@@Whale876 i play war thunder
@@Whale876 give me rtx 3080 then
@@notalemon2899 Here is a ⚽️ instead.
"The might of the royal navy" Shows Tog II"s
Well that made me chuckle
I honestly died laughing when that scene popped up, and I have to give The Mighty Jingles props for introducing that meme to me 😂
I KMEW that thing was a land ship every time i saw it on my team.
One of my favorite WoT videos by far. I’ve rewatched this about three times at this point. The sync, accents, and comedic timing is just brilliant. And I love all of the pop culture references scattered about. These skits are amazing!
how to ACTUALLY defeat the maus:
step 1: fire a sturmtiger
there is no sturmtiger in wot blitz
@@ahmedmohamedabdelnasir8887 THATISACRIME
"Can we get a bigger gun?
*Upgrade*
"I said a bigger gun."
*Upgrade*
"Perfection."
Lol
Wotb player:upgrade a 122 mm gun to Kv2
LOL!
M e m e s
2:08
All jokes aside it is very mind blowing that the rear armor of the Maus was stronger than the frontal armor of the King Tiger (both the hull and the turret).
And we can assume that WoT has not flame modeling in their damage systems because we learned the MAus was a mobile pork bbq pit.
T95 is thicker than any armor on a tank from WW2
Only a 1 tank that has an extremely angled plate beats it
Which technically doesn’t count
@@Leatherface123. Physically the thickest but not when it comes to effective armor. Most of its protection is focused on the front while the protection of the Maus is focused all-around. Only one tank? And it doesn’t count? What in the world did you just say I have a hard time understanding.
@@mystictomato9466 its a commieboo, dont expect anything less from them than to simp for shitty russian engineering lol
@@mystictomato9466technically doesn't count maybe he mean the angled armor not the thickness of armor, also he maybe means the armor is angled so it's doesn't count
The Eiffel Tower appears in background, "Le zoom" 😂👍
9:20 *Glitch after seeing that something he worked on went bad*
2:14 Makes sense considering that things nicknamed the "Death Star"
OHHHH NOW I GET IT HHAHAHAHA
@@dagr3173 same
I believe that was the joke 😂
As a world of tank blitz player who has recently gotten a Tier 10 Heavy tank...
The 183 is fucking horrifying
@@raymartcarreon6069 "we will deal with your rebel friends soon enough"
wot community： how to kill the maus
wt community：how to save your maus
Wt is garbage
@@alexjones1738 An enjoyable garbage
@@cadabreon6743 indeed
@@alexjones1738 the better garbage
@@user-it2hc6bx5t WT ground forces are cool but it takes ages to get to the A point just to get one shotted, I'd say Wot is Good but WT is better when you get to higher tier
"Abomination of steel" GOT ME DYING ON THE FLOOR
The climax of the gag that starts at 6:25 made me laugh so hard that I fell out of my chair XD
“The only way is from above.”
Me: Oh he’s gonna call an airstrike!
Still me: Or maybe collapse the bridge!
Also me: Oh, OH!!!
This man has too many ideas. At this rate, he'll end up working as an engineer for the air force.
@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult The what cult
@@randomran4779 Heard of Unus Annus? Markiplier and CrankGameplays?
@@MemberoftheUnusAnnuscult no The navy
General Kenobi
So many blink and you'll miss it jokes here, its brilliant.
I also love how co-operative the Maus was the whole time, even offering the narrator a drink after all that. Such a jolly giant. Just like Reinhardt
Hes just suicidal
5:10 seems like stalin's spirit doing some purges
Lol, that intro is hilarious. With the old timey voice and war department film and the barrel moving with the speech like a Super Sentai
MS1: *rams the maus and instantly destroys it*
M60: *rages*
MS1 *next target: M60*
I think its a M48 patton
@Mission_spread_communism The M60 is bigger, and the front light doesn't matter, you can mount it on every tank
The M60 also has the large cupola on top, so it’s the Patton.
LMAO 😂🤣😂🤣😂
Yeah lol
“The best way to defeat a Maus is from above”
Ooarai: Hold my hetzer
*hetzer holds up the maus
Oarai: Hold my plot armor
They got a Maus made in China
A man of culture I see
Pravda: *Mini-Stalin laughs in high ground*
This might be the funniest thing I've seen today! Great job!
I love how when each tank talks, they look so much like a Dalek with the rotating gun.
holy moly the editing, voice acting, and scripting are just fabulous!
WE WANT MORE!!
Dont forget about the fv that shoots a lazer shot
@@vilius1398 now u see the Death Star for few seconds
After watching a certain amount of "Tom&Jerry" footage, I am quite sure, that it is almost impossible to defeat the Maus.
Everyone (Tom) and Maus (Jerry)
Jerry lost alot of times lol
I just wanna say you have the same profile picture as my discord server and I'm scared of the consquences.
@@goatyqt4553 k
@@goatyqt4553 its a meme wdym he didnt stole it
i have watched this about 10 times in the past 2 years and it never fails to make me laugh.
This is such high quality stuff and they deserve to have 10 million subscribers just for that
4:35
"Hmm he's to heavy, you got to lay off the sauerkraut there Mr maus"
Maus: *looks in a death stare*
lel
its most scary and funny
The fact that it can be a LITERAL death stare.
oh if he wanted he could 1v1 a entire team.
If we exclude the Merciless Sniper-1, wasn’t there the Death Star that killed the maus?
Or did the General forgot about him
Death Star destroyed *everything*, that was the issue ;)
@@TimachinimaCinema can’t be much of a how to if there isn’t anything left 🤪
Well the death star obliterates everything, and if you just wanna destroy the maus you’ll need something else
Imagine a Deathstar with a 406mm gun
@@TimachinimaCinema Then the death star destroyed itself
Lool!! Well made film! I felt like I was watching an old film. Excellent work
I knew the Soviet engineering would Prevail even a small t26 tank was able to take out the house
I had imagined two possible endings:
- It is impossible to destroy the Maus, but it breaks down and suddenly explodes when driving longer distances
- They need a bigger Maus, so they call in the Ratte and then despair how to destroy that monstrosity afterwards
Ratte was never made
@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodcl4824 it was in our hearts
thores hamer laughs
@@countyvillwolfeschlegelste4189 “out”
I half expected it to break down on its own due to failing engineering
Only way to kill the maus if you set up a Mouse trap with some cheese
Both are nice. The important thing is, I’m hearing new ideas
*c h e e z*
Instead of cheese, i would put light tanks
U are genius
@@DarrenTimplays_onYT instead of light tanks i would put beer and bratwurst enough for the entire crew
I love how enthusiastically Mr. Patton says *"The MAUS :D"*
i have seen this like 8 times through 2 years and I still enjoy it
Everyone asks “What is the Maus?”
But no one asks “How is the Maus?”
“Where is the Maus?”
@ImFunniGuy Hmm... did you reference the Boris here sir?
Why is de maus
When is the maus
Who is the Maus?
Meanwhile in war thunder *BMP-1 melts it with an ATGM*
And HEAT rounda or APFSDS
And Bombs
Or the PE-8 bombs it to the log in screen.
War Thunder: *G91 and M3A3 Bradley destroy Maus in downtier*
Just muas died
Maus: im unstopable
T-35: im gonna end these man's career
Dude made a whole reality show about how indestructable the Maus tank really is.
This is like a more civilized version of Dr. Bright trying to find a way to destroy SCP-682.
But in the end, Dr. Bright and SCP-682 are just having good fun, and walk off together into the sunset, into some well-hidden high-quality pub.
@@danielawesome36 *closes book*
Like that’s ever going to happen.
@@Dr.KarlowTheOctoling What a load of-
*[toilet flush sfx]*
@@danielawesome36 *SOMEBODY-*
indeed
How to kill mouse in war thunder:
Shoot at it, we both know you have APFSDS.
@@sussyboy6964 nah
@@sussyboy6964 tiny tim vibes
@@darvinblack7599 **2x 1000lbs intensifies**
How do you know
@@Blarghsauro happy pe-8 noise
I love how mr maus is soo child about the fact that everyone is trying to kill him
The most creative "X OP Y plz nerf" rant I have seen in a while.
In War Thunder a 5000 KG bomb from the PE-8 would reck the Maus and make every rage quit
Fab-5000 go brrrrrr
The damn PE8 with that bomb is a damn nuke
@@fullgetsu4171 but smol
@@sprait3128 the nuke u can get is fat man the pe8 is little boy
@Сергей Владимирович Таборицкий but you can kill alot of them with 5000kg
I dont know how to say this but... THIS WAS BLOODY AWESOME
not as awesome as you!
Ooooohhhh
@@TimachinimaCinema wholesome
Sheesh
I was half expecting it to be a P.1000 Ratte to destroy the Maus.
I really love how mr maus was so calm and chill he is so kind
Plot twist: Through all the test the maus only had 1 hp left and the MS-1 just needed to ram it
@KNIGHT FAR trust me it's a russian tank and knowing this it can pull some bull or whatever and still kill it somehow in some way
They probably got a death star to ammo it for the turret to pop off
M48: there is nothing that can destroy a Maus absolutely noth... oh wait what’s this?!
E-100: Guten Tag brother
M48: Of course! Use superior german engineering to defeat superior german engineering
Nice one
The Ratte: Hey
@@erichvondonitz5325 Gustav: hello
@@Cbrmkn98xs
Tsar bomb: yo!
@@maverick300 Fat Man and Little Boy if dropped together: *ohayo!*
"Abomination of steel" caught me off guard 💀💀
Fun fact: a T-50 tank can destroy the maus
Ok... To kill a Maus, you need a trap. A Maustrap
Genius
also known as...achtung, minen!!
"Le Zoom!" He he he, makes my Day!
Anyone noticed the Duck Tank (AMX-40) in the Background at 1:38 ? "Le Quack!"
Lol
In WoT Blitz Asia server. I never seen anyone who have this tank and it's only me that have it.
@@Matth3ron It's because your superior to everybody else
@@hatted_marble6137 Well, now theres another operation came out and it gave players AMX 40
Its hiding in the pond in the pond grass
That 130mm WoWs gun sound on TOG sent me flying💀💀
Well done m8
“No refunds” hits hard
The Maus: This is fine
A very smol tank: *RAMS INTO THE MAUS*
The Maus: * ded *
Maus is so stupid underestimating the well made MS1
honestly I was expecting the L3/33 to shoot it and destroy it but eh, still the same a,little bit.
The ms-1 has returned
The very smol tank is a ms-1
stalinium is stronger than adamantium
Y know as a former wot player this reminded me of an era long ago when almost everyone in the community felt this way from the bottom to top tier, happy times
better times. lol I miss those days too. have a good day.
The goated comedy video for today is "how to defeat a maus"
my most favourite tank video ever
Maus: Hold on im AFK-
Litteraly all the tanks: Tries to kill him
Merciless Sniper 1: hold my oil
POV: After the light clears the Maus is still alive
*impossible*
lol
Nope probably pulverize
He just got penetrated
I love how the Maus is just so chill him just knowing he cna survive it all
Love how your using the 200 ton variance of the Mays with the the as fun on it
Fun Fact: The Maus was originally designed to be mounted on a train car.
Well that explains alot
It took 200 men to assemble the train tank
Edit actually it was 4000
@@w0lf29 the suchuwere gustav?
@@dejvidtusek1736 yes
The e100 was almost finished but the soviets took the land where where factory was. The chassis was done. Then the brits took and and eventually scrapped it. The Maus never started official production
This was funny as hell, and it's true because whenever i play my Maus, the only damage i seem to take that is considerable is from Russian vehicles in WOT.
for me it's either Soviet or British(somehow)
at the end the small tank ramed in to the maus the other tank said what the f#ck
Even in blitz, I play using German tanks and most Russian tanks can kill me with two to three shots
Have you been destroyed by artillery before
Many soviets has 320-340 heats which are good against perpendicular armor
Man this video was amazing😂😂
The part where kv-2's shell traveled around the
world and killed him got me on the floor
imagine shooting a tank in the back of its turret killing all crew members and it says "199/200 HP"
🤣
More like " -1 hit points" (From 2850 hp to 2849 hp)
hp = hit points or a.k.a. health
Stalin: if the crew members die, the crew members following the tank will get in and keep charging.
Meanwhile in War Phunder, Maus gets boom by a Sturmpanzer or shooting it's lower side track to detonate it's ammunition rack tricky shoot for that.
Or, a BMP-1 literally melts through its armor using an ATGM.
TL;DR, the Maus in WT suffers
Or pe8 with a 5000kg bomb
Or 7 bombers 8 attackers all bomb the maus
The ending just got me lauphing the smallest tank takes out a maus
Love how the Ms1 just ramms and destroys it littterally after the guy said its impossible to destroy
7:00
french shells don't exist, they can't hurt you.
french shells:
Lé zööm
French tanks: I feel treś bon
They can't hurt but they surrender
The easiest way to get the Maus are Knock Knock jokes, followed by a hand granade down the commander cupola.
Or shot at the tracks and starve out the crew.
doesn't really qualify as destroying the maus now is it?
Idk bro, nuke it?
@@BM-13_KATYUSHA could tank it. (Got the joke 😏 😭😂😂) other then Radiation poisoning
I got what you mean
Or a mud pit.
U gave me a so fun time watching this, i hope to see more, u got ur sub bro!
I love how you did it too I love it you did a pretty good job on it with it I don't know how to do that on the world before tank even though I haven't
The british accent makes it even more perfect
God save the queen!!!
Perfecter if you will
Captain of the HMS Hood: fire at that mouse!!!
Lol. Maus is simply not a factor in this meta
Depends if you are farming to get the 3rd MoE, Maus, as well as E100 and Type 5 are such great hp pinatas that it's hard to ignore them when you meet one.
@@francoisthailande2440 I do not know. in the battles I play these are only mountains of HP, easy to farm. Like a TOG
I still like playing the Maus. Free HP pinatas for you, free German enjoyment for me
It's fun to see two of them duel though. The rest of the match stopped so we could all watch.
Hello comrade
So good I have watched it about 5 times, I think, can’t believe I haven’t subbed! I guess it’s time to sub
This video is full of comedic genius
KV-2 kills everything except the Maus and the narrator, misses the Maus, shell travels across the world, comes back and kills the KV-2 lol.
Did FPS Russia voice the t77?
It was Stalin’s will!
That Kv 2 needed to be purged!
i wish i had that kind of armor to resist, repulse, and defeat agressive jungle earth beings with their endless bag full of tricks and projections. absolutely inspired allegorical hilarious from beginning to end. i'm sure willie of the shaking spear along with charlie chaplin would call it a play full of master pieces, and would envy your modern tools and independence in reaching toward the totality of creative expression ... it is no hyperbole to say i don't think i'll ever hear a human whistle again without chuckling from the memory of your designed context...and as john the talking dog would say after receiving a treat "tanks a lot" timachinima!
Thank you Uncle Paul!
So entertaining
Try using all the heavy tanks and all the tank destroyers of the game to fire a shot at the Maus all at the same time.
11:15If your gonna destroy the Maus u need to actually hit it imao
Reality: *you need Yamato’s 460mm to destroy the Maus*
And even the Bismarck
Any battleship gun can easily destroy a Maus without even looking
@@gamejunk2707 r/woooosh
I prefer the Satsuma's 510mm
Nah, I've killed more than a few Maus with a turret hit with my T95 (and NON-premium ammo).
About 50/50 pen if you know where to hit it.
War thunder players destroying a maus with a tiny little Italian boi: *insert photo of Leonardo de-plantation-owner smirking*
U saying R3 can destroy the mouse?
@@BobuxGuy it’s been done before, it will be done again, but I meant the l3 33
You can kill maus with L33 in War Thunder. Same with the Locust and ASU-57. Most smallbois can kill the maus cuz the hull top is weak
This is not War Thunder this World of Tanks
@@magnum6763 Assuming you can actually drive the freaking Locust. Have they fixed that stupid thing yet, or do the brakes still randomly and spontaneously activate for no reason whatsoever? Felt like the thing had a gearbox that was conveniently busted from the factory. Before the update broke it, the Locust was my favorite.
My favorite memories from WT were parking the Locust right next to a beefy boi that was trying to capture a point and they could neither complete the capture, move, nor shoot me. Utterly helpless, and even their teammates struggle to notice me. Friggin hilarious.
Very good video! 👍🏻
The reason the ms1 is able to kill the maus is because I think ms1 is wargamings mascot