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  • Опубликовано: 2 авг 2021
  • It’s finally here! Thank you to everyone who contributed. I really hope you enjoy. Go follow my Twitter @pateggonit.
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  • @potterpotty01
    @potterpotty01 Год назад +1590

    I refuse to believe nobody tweeted "it's like a casserole down there"

    • @ApolloHeliosPhoebus
      @ApolloHeliosPhoebus 11 месяцев назад +57

      An ABSOLUTE casserole

    • @kaskaus
      @kaskaus 11 месяцев назад +86

      Or "you've got no chutzpah, and your timekeeping is abysmal"

    • @Miroslava_Ivanova
      @Miroslava_Ivanova 11 месяцев назад +9

      It got to Mike and I was waiting for it...and it wasn't there 😭😅
      P.s. And him actually taking the hat off to reveal the mohawk, too

    • @lunarixis9957
      @lunarixis9957 9 месяцев назад +4

      Also Liza cackling like a gremlin, or 'I was *open*'

  • @jeanlarson3133
    @jeanlarson3133 11 месяцев назад +1681

    Katherine: "What's your name?"
    Greg: "Greg...?"
    Katherine: "Noooo"
    Greg: "...yes???"
    Katherine *with glee*: "I changed it!!" :D

    • @UsernameyMcUsernameFace
      @UsernameyMcUsernameFace 9 месяцев назад +16

      My favourite exchange in all of Taskmaster.

    • @DrZaius3141
      @DrZaius3141 9 месяцев назад +16

      Aaaah, back when not everyone had realized yet that the lord-thingy was a scam.

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 9 месяцев назад +12

      @@DrZaius3141 A couple of my mates still haven't realised that, no matter how much I try and tell them. One of them got his driving license details changed to reflect his lordly status, so I'm waiting with baited breath to see what happens next time he gets pulled by the police!

    • @madamemystery4256
      @madamemystery4256 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@Si74l0rd how bad a driver is your friend for you to be certain he will get pulled over by the police?

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 6 месяцев назад +4

      @@madamemystery4256 Not so much that he's a bad driver as he lives in an area where there's a lot of police activity.

  • @LucyGem98
    @LucyGem98 10 месяцев назад +624

    "Do we strike you?" is still one of the funniest questions to ever be asked unprovoked

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 9 месяцев назад +47

      Rosalind didn't have any sense of humour at all, that was what made the whole task so cripplingly funny for me.
      I mean, I can understand not liking the Bob, Sally and Aisling song, given the contents and chorus especially lol, but Nish and Mark did the sweetest performance I think I've ever seen and she didn't even smile at that one either!

    • @iluvdissheet
      @iluvdissheet 9 месяцев назад +24

      Do we strike you?
      What's your favorite meat?
      Do you wanna fly?
      😂😂 Bob is precious

    • @RhombusObstacle
      @RhombusObstacle 7 месяцев назад +32

      "Are you a child of divorce?" is a strong contender for the podium as well.

    • @cuckoobrain7999
      @cuckoobrain7999 7 месяцев назад +10

      @@Si74l0rd Just because they didn't react facially doesn't mean they didn't enjoy it

  • @americascreepyuncle
    @americascreepyuncle 11 месяцев назад +312

    James Acaster: "You know- I really wanted to be put on the girl's team,"

  • @mickeygray1955
    @mickeygray1955 10 месяцев назад +401

    One of my favs is “No I’m not going to disqualify Nish, because let’s face it, the guy’s broken.”

    • @lelpato3327
      @lelpato3327 2 месяца назад +4

      AH GOD I HATE THIS PROGRAM. I HATE IT I WISH I'D GONE TO LAW SCHOOL

  • @estherowl8075
    @estherowl8075 2 года назад +678

    Love that this is in roughly chronological order haha

    • @bethc6047
      @bethc6047  2 года назад +134

      That’s all the intense admin, notes and folders coming into play

    • @estherowl8075
      @estherowl8075 2 года назад +14

      @@bethc6047 Well I noticed, so it was worth it! This is so good well doneeee

  • @real_penguin16
    @real_penguin16 11 месяцев назад +271

    Alex: And here comes the noise…
    Alan Davies: WWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
    Everyone: 😂😂😂

    • @antorseax9492
      @antorseax9492 10 месяцев назад +8

      Guz Khan's monster was great too

  • @imperiallegionnaire8344
    @imperiallegionnaire8344 11 месяцев назад +239

    Alex: Is there some pineapple hidden in your arse
    Joe: Yes

  • @lucyicanel
    @lucyicanel 9 месяцев назад +70

    "I'm sorry. I thought we'd been grouped together as equal failures but it turns out I just found yet a new depth"

  • @SirPrizeMF
    @SirPrizeMF 11 месяцев назад +225

    John: "I've brought in, unm..."
    Greg: "Oh here we go"
    John: "a sailor hat"
    Greg: "Yep"

  • @taniskowalik5562
    @taniskowalik5562 9 месяцев назад +67

    I'm kind of surprised that Johnny's "III AM NOT A CROOK!" didn't make the list. That one was hilariously.

    • @ericaheap
      @ericaheap Месяц назад

      don't forget "get in the back of the van!!"

  • @phodosanatka
    @phodosanatka 11 месяцев назад +58

    Where is "you've got no CHUZPHA!!!"😂

  • @wiket728
    @wiket728 10 месяцев назад +37

    Daisy’s “it’s a fucking hippo”.

  • @sarah.bea.
    @sarah.bea. 9 месяцев назад +37

    “There has been another revelation” (Guz) //
    “The only one I care about getting right is Victoria!” - “And the only one you got right was Victoria.” (Greg/Alex) //
    “Wait what? What? Wait!” (Dara)
    “Whoa!”, “It’s me, Fern Brady, me Fern Brady!” (Fern)

  • @Eddiember
    @Eddiember 10 месяцев назад +18

    "Whisper 3 words starting with D, and ending with G."
    "Dog"
    "Guantanamo Bay"

  • @felinetherapy4782
    @felinetherapy4782 11 месяцев назад +47

    I cannot see a lime without going A limmmeee! in my head.

  • @qwertyTRiG
    @qwertyTRiG 11 месяцев назад +301

    Excellent selection, though I would have included Rose's 26" tower, and also Ed's despair at being put on a team with David.

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 11 месяцев назад +49

      His "what in the living fuck have you done!" Killed me

    • @qwertyTRiG
      @qwertyTRiG 11 месяцев назад +47

      @@benglaser1345 "Just to check, have I been put on a team with David Baddiel?"

    • @benglaser1345
      @benglaser1345 11 месяцев назад +24

      @@qwertyTRiG well the other team had to pass it between three of them, so to make it fair you're on a team with david

  • @jimmyoutlaw9384
    @jimmyoutlaw9384 11 месяцев назад +65

    I AM NOT A CROOK
    I AM NOT A CROOK

    • @blemmigan9564
      @blemmigan9564 11 месяцев назад +1

      GETINTHEBACKOFTHEVAN!

    • @americascreepyuncle
      @americascreepyuncle 11 месяцев назад +12

      "Is that part of the task?"
      "Nah, I think thats just Johnny." 🤣

  • @americascreepyuncle
    @americascreepyuncle 11 месяцев назад +63

    "You can't sit on Father Christmas' Face!"
    "Oh yes you can 😉🥵"

  • @hecticscone
    @hecticscone 9 месяцев назад +17

    sometimes i just remember "her majesty the cream" and have a little giggle to myself

  • @r.g.9717
    @r.g.9717 11 месяцев назад +71

    I can’t believe “I believe he has to go to Hawaii to consummate the marriage” didn’t make it!

    • @thomicrisler9855
      @thomicrisler9855 11 месяцев назад

      What's that from? xD I don't remember that one.

    • @r.g.9717
      @r.g.9717 11 месяцев назад +9

      @@thomicrisler9855 S4, finale! In the last prerecorded task Noel Fielding gets married to a rubber duckie. He points out to Greg that Tim Key, the officiant, actually got a license, but Alex pointed out that it was only valid in Hawaii.
      Not mentioned in the episode, but his girlfriend is called Birdy. So he’s definitely got a thing for fowl 😂

    • @MadcapShambleton
      @MadcapShambleton 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@r.g.9717 He is a crow, after all - a gothic crow.

  • @AnnabelNielsen
    @AnnabelNielsen 10 месяцев назад +24

    Amazing! Can't believe no-one tweeted the 'Awwwwwww gang...' before the epic exotic sandwich eating 😂

  • @lucyicanel
    @lucyicanel 9 месяцев назад +28

    From the series 15 spoon task: "Are you blind Ivo?" "They've blinded me Frankie. Only you can guide me" "Look down...do a 360" "I'm going to lead you into a situation of some danger" "IT'S A TWOER!" "oh it's the spoon hub...Frankie...we've had an absolute shocker"

  • @homeiswonderland
    @homeiswonderland 6 месяцев назад +15

    I need a million more minutes of Mel and Hugh making French noises.
    Thanks for this comp.

  • @erinadams7556
    @erinadams7556 10 месяцев назад +15

    A LAMINATOR!!!!

  • @localbestie
    @localbestie 9 месяцев назад +10

    Two additions to this excellent compilation: Aisling's "Look how I found! It's little old Bob! Sallyyy!" and Jo Brand's "Oh Good God, it's David Baddiel."

  • @mxmschae
    @mxmschae 9 месяцев назад +13

    A more recent one would have to be "Brace, Brace!" "I'm Bracing..." from Jenny and Alex in Series 15 that they ended up using for the very beginning of the intro for that series.
    I love Jenny. 😂

  • @acookie7548
    @acookie7548 11 месяцев назад +22

    (grandma voice) YOUVE BEEN A NAUGHTY BOY

  • @jonathanrobles7377
    @jonathanrobles7377 10 месяцев назад +36

    S7 Alex: (estatically) Do you want to see a team with an impressively even number of ribs?
    Greg: *looks at alex like wtf are you talking about anymore*

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 месяца назад +2

      It's like the point in about series 12 where the Top Gear introductions turn into "Richard wears a hat, James wears a different hat, and I wear a hat"

  • @LivelyLinnea
    @LivelyLinnea 11 месяцев назад +40

    Fantastic. Only missing NO WAY!

  • @usmanwaheed3824
    @usmanwaheed3824 6 месяцев назад +5

    It is quite something that Taksmaster shaped Joe Lycett in to the advocate for justice he has become

  • @benglaser1345
    @benglaser1345 11 месяцев назад +32

    It's an absolute casserole down there!

  • @devilsivy777
    @devilsivy777 9 месяцев назад +11

    as a lesbian I do love the test your strength machines

  • @TheHutchy01
    @TheHutchy01 2 месяца назад +3

    It's only when you see it in a compilation like this, that you realise how unhinged it is.

  • @albertobellido95
    @albertobellido95 10 месяцев назад +55

    If this continues with the newer series, that time Morgana literally called Alex a f*cking w*nker has to be on it.

    • @robinregenberg8222
      @robinregenberg8222 9 месяцев назад +10

      ”Ah, I’ve just seen the little fucker!”

  • @sveniusz
    @sveniusz 11 месяцев назад +10

    Liza Tarbuck "Thank you! Woohohoo, ahahahaha!" (as she runs away)

  • @gariden
    @gariden 9 месяцев назад +25

    i watch taskmaster when stressed and this is reminding me why. you get such hilarity from groups of british comedians. i don’t know if i’d survive being american

    • @koira163
      @koira163 7 месяцев назад +1

      taskmaster never fails to make my day just a bit better

  • @mablaba3629
    @mablaba3629 10 месяцев назад +19

    Okay now you need to do part 2 with all the suggestions from the comments. My suggestion is "I've been looking for an excuse to get into my car boot"😂

  • @treehousekohtao
    @treehousekohtao 10 месяцев назад +8

    I don't think we should be laughing at Paul anymore
    Sarah Pascoe

  • @MadcapShambleton
    @MadcapShambleton 10 месяцев назад +11

    "Eat your exotic sandwich"
    "Ahhh, the perfect stuff!"
    "I better activate Jamali"
    Great upload - five points!

  • @lucysmith9064
    @lucysmith9064 11 месяцев назад +13

    I can't believe nobody thought to put Bob Mortimers toilet habits, or that as a child someone took a poo on the sand pit 😂

  • @gabbaghouly
    @gabbaghouly 10 месяцев назад +7

    "You've got no Chutzpah!!"

  • @threeleggedcat
    @threeleggedcat 11 месяцев назад +11

    oh my god the Nish Kumar white stripes joke hhh, I didn’t get that when I originally watched it but now I do lmao Nish nooo

  • @mollymcdade4031
    @mollymcdade4031 6 месяцев назад +3

    This made me realise that the phrase ‘filthy little ferret’ that Greg enjoyed Alex saying (reading from the fanfic titles) is his own phrase that he forgot 😂

  • @LJComposer
    @LJComposer 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Someone will be going home with a teabag and a crumpet!"

  • @Adrianovaz2007
    @Adrianovaz2007 6 месяцев назад +3

    Series 6 has been done dirty! Only two quotes!? And nothing from the Have fun task to boot!

  • @samakafrisco1759
    @samakafrisco1759 11 месяцев назад +9

    No "Ah. The Perfect Stuff"???

  • @SlothBird
    @SlothBird 2 года назад +20

    so true. so so true.

  • @JB-qf5ep
    @JB-qf5ep 11 месяцев назад +16

    Quisps 😂

  • @juliedunagan7340
    @juliedunagan7340 11 месяцев назад +14

    I love this! 😂❤😂 Thank you for creating it.

  • @Fenksta
    @Fenksta 10 месяцев назад +7

    I am amazed that people remember all of these. I watched all seasons (basically binging) and can't remember any specific quote hahah

    • @Si74l0rd
      @Si74l0rd 9 месяцев назад +2

      I suspect that a fair few of the commenters have watched each season numerous times, I know I have. It's one of those rare programmes where it's eminently rewatchable even if you remember the outcome. It's the way each person deals with the task that I can watch over and over, plus the banter in the studio section.

  • @ld4491
    @ld4491 10 месяцев назад +3

    “Its a track suit.”

  • @A2ne
    @A2ne 2 месяца назад +2

    "are you a child of divorce?"

  • @gregorstamejcic2355
    @gregorstamejcic2355 11 месяцев назад +12

    What, no undermining the vole?!

  • @pinkgirl294
    @pinkgirl294 5 месяцев назад +2

    Alex: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 🤨
    Morgana: Are you wearing your earpiece, Morgana? 😊
    Alex: I haven't started the actions yet. 😑
    Morgana: Oh, sorry! 😅

  • @bloodysloths
    @bloodysloths 9 месяцев назад +6

    The kiss is forever my favourite

  • @SamTaylorsVersion
    @SamTaylorsVersion 28 дней назад +2

    I'm quite surprised that we didn't have a 'what's the situation' or another one of Charlotte's children's TV show phrases

  • @Siennarchist
    @Siennarchist 10 месяцев назад +3

    Cannot forget:
    "Mmmm get together"

  • @ladambell
    @ladambell 11 месяцев назад +4

    When you get a task, you *do the task*

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 4 дня назад +1

    I love how Alex refers to the stage as "Knapett" after Jessica Knapett fell off the stage 😭

  • @mikewazowksi7938
    @mikewazowksi7938 10 месяцев назад +4

    i love this show so much

  • @Prophetic_Piano
    @Prophetic_Piano 10 месяцев назад +4

    LAMINATOR!!! 😁

  • @tadesubaru1383
    @tadesubaru1383 9 месяцев назад +1

    and this is why taskmaster is my favourite show on television

  • @silverfritzreah5598
    @silverfritzreah5598 10 месяцев назад +2

    I NEED PART 2 !!!

  • @nobodycares5050
    @nobodycares5050 10 месяцев назад +2

    Tree Wizard is legendary in my family

  • @QuinnStowers
    @QuinnStowers 3 дня назад

    Nish is the entire reason "Piss and Shit" has been my go to frustration phrase for several years

  • @ausomeaspie
    @ausomeaspie 2 месяца назад

    I LOVE the fact that Greg immediately ran over to help Jessica after falling off the stage.

  • @romainsavioz5466
    @romainsavioz5466 11 месяцев назад +2

    all the information is on the task

  • @joshuagrahambrown
    @joshuagrahambrown 16 дней назад

    Alex asking Johnny Vegas after the Paint In A Mirror task if he’s alright, with Johnny defeatedly responding “No…”

  • @samitdavid995
    @samitdavid995 10 месяцев назад +2

    You’ve got no Hutzpah

  • @georgeh5075
    @georgeh5075 2 месяца назад

    "it's not tension, we're very happy"

  • @Max-Taylor
    @Max-Taylor 6 месяцев назад +1

    What the heck that is absolutely ludicrous

  • @PaintSplashProductions
    @PaintSplashProductions 8 дней назад

    My favourite moment in Taskmaster history is ‘1..2…3… Laminator!’

  • @Gwennan
    @Gwennan 2 месяца назад

    I want romesh’s tree wizard song to be played at my funeral

  • @isthatrubble
    @isthatrubble 10 месяцев назад +1

    why is there a red youtube loading bar at the bottom of this video?

  • @elizabethquinn7660
    @elizabethquinn7660 2 месяца назад

    do we strike you
    thats the best one i love bob

  • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
    @yourpsychicfriendfredbear 11 месяцев назад +2

    I do slightly wish there was just
    phoenix

  • @kurtsudheim825
    @kurtsudheim825 2 месяца назад

    Ed: I've got 3 sensitivity levels! & I'm on the top ducking one rn!

  • @treyweeeee
    @treyweeeee 9 месяцев назад

    The kiss ✨

  • @helenbotha2050
    @helenbotha2050 5 месяцев назад

    Not a vent puppet not a vent puppet not a vent puppet VENT PUPPET

  • @snehaldas7968
    @snehaldas7968 10 месяцев назад

    Joe Thomas - Soap

  • @DMGamer_PC
    @DMGamer_PC 4 месяца назад

    "You've got no chutzpah!"

  • @LoveSmerch
    @LoveSmerch 6 месяцев назад

    STAPLE GUN!
    Is missing 😂

  • @_danfiz
    @_danfiz 16 дней назад

    "NO WAY!"

  • @dylansickinger545
    @dylansickinger545 9 месяцев назад +1

    Okay so I *thought* I knew what this show was about… but now I’m not so sure

  • @HatterDave
    @HatterDave Месяц назад

    Roisin could have had a whole video to herself

  • @cantinasmile
    @cantinasmile 10 месяцев назад

    please come back

  • @matichagak548
    @matichagak548 8 дней назад

    Its so clear season 16 wasnt out when this was made 😂 otherwise we would have the classic We know theres a mammoth and a neverending stream of Sue Perkins cursing

  • @ste_phex5937
    @ste_phex5937 Месяц назад

    wait rhod in greg's closet when was this?

  • @heffalumpatemyhoney
    @heffalumpatemyhoney 11 месяцев назад +4

    Can someone remind me where on earth xetsshaclet is from and what greg is even saying haha

    • @bethc6047
      @bethc6047  11 месяцев назад +10

      Series 11 prize task. Alex asks if Greg knows what Twix means. Greg says “two wonderful individual… xchaklet”

    • @tickital4464
      @tickital4464 11 месяцев назад

      @@bethc6047much appreciated... but do you know you sent it 14 times?

  • @Pagliacci_Rex
    @Pagliacci_Rex 11 месяцев назад +12

    Tree Wizard is underrated.

    • @oldvlognewtricks
      @oldvlognewtricks 6 месяцев назад

      Yes. One of the most widely acclaimed Taskmaster moments is underrated. Good one.

  • @Sky-ht6tv
    @Sky-ht6tv 13 дней назад

    “You used a remote control rat” - Greg
    “I am stepping! Step, step, step, step” - Bridget
    “I don’t want to do this (attempts to walk) for twenty minutes” - Bridget
    “But you haven’t taken any normal steps …. That’s it” - Alex
    “If you say it’s 139 … I actually don’t care I’m just really happy in life” - Bridget
    “Have you ever walked!” - Greg
    From the pedometer episode 😂

  • @upbntnfbe7204
    @upbntnfbe7204 13 дней назад

    Seriously no bullying Rose Matafeo about SHID

  • @tyfaknee
    @tyfaknee 2 месяца назад

    The part 2 video are literally the same clips that were compiled for this (part 1) video, they are just rearranged. Disappointing.

  • @hillbillysamurai
    @hillbillysamurai 9 месяцев назад

    Paul chaudry deserves his own video

  • @kaziiqbal7257
    @kaziiqbal7257 10 месяцев назад +6

    Okay but are we all gay here?

  • @wuhoh5274
    @wuhoh5274 9 месяцев назад

    I can't be the only one who thought this was about the marvel villain, right?

  • @LoveSmerch
    @LoveSmerch 6 месяцев назад

    It speaks volumes to how poor season 6 is, that there are so few clips from that. Liza (and Tim) deserved better than that season!

  • @calcifer6142
    @calcifer6142 7 месяцев назад

    never watched an episode are is the taskmaster gay?

  • @astralax
    @astralax 6 месяцев назад

    I hate this format