I Am The Worst EVE Online Player

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  • Опубликовано: 30 май 2024
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Комментарии • 46

  • @grillbottoms
    @grillbottoms Месяц назад +21

    I love how artosis always picks games that will torture him

    • @michalsa136
      @michalsa136 Месяц назад +1

      I am imagining him playing some Super Mario Bros. to relax or maybe Pokémon Red/Blue.

    • @grillbottoms
      @grillbottoms Месяц назад +1

      @@michalsa136 kaizo mario and nuzlock pokemon of course

    • @mostverticalproductions4808
      @mostverticalproductions4808 Месяц назад

      He would die in a fighting game.

    • @nanotech2080
      @nanotech2080 Месяц назад

      Was this sponsored content?

  • @Bicc_Ziphis
    @Bicc_Ziphis 26 дней назад +1

    "I'll join a Corporation!" -> Joins the Amarr Navy Faction Warfare, instantly declaring war on hundreds around him XD

  • @pyrothem
    @pyrothem Месяц назад +3

    Something about the Eve music that is so calming.

  • @Shield_Battery
    @Shield_Battery Месяц назад +1

    1) Shout out to invisiblemenprod for god tier editing on RT flying shiny dildos, looking for Titanic space chodes.
    2) Shortly after missing the dungeon segment, I find out Melanol had to uninstall EVE. I could only assume from RTrauma.

  • @anonymousman4006
    @anonymousman4006 Месяц назад +1

    This game is close to $30/month to play in Canada, even if I wanted to play it that's such an exorbitant price.

  • @soulmask2781
    @soulmask2781 Месяц назад +1

    There's basically 3 types of pvp, honorable 1v1 which is pretty rare unless in militia frigate warfare, then there's pvp with pimped out pirates who are deathly afraid of losing a ship so take zero chances but prey on noobs like flies on shit, and then theres nullsec pvp with big fleets of optimal isk/punch fleets. Theres also wormhole pvp I guess but it's all over the place.

  • @fredrik_p
    @fredrik_p Месяц назад

    I love the chat comment when you was attacked: "DO NOTHING QUICK". :)

  • @elcocodriloazul
    @elcocodriloazul 20 дней назад +1

    Artosis was killing ogre(drones) and he thought he was actually killing people XD

  • @anni3438
    @anni3438 26 дней назад +2

    i play eve, i play sc, this is great! please dont stop playing eve!

    • @plushpc5992
      @plushpc5992 15 дней назад

      That’s awesome man which are you enjoying more at the moment?

  • @AvocadoAfficionado
    @AvocadoAfficionado Месяц назад +27

    Artosis I love you man, but this is probably the worst game you could ever pick up. If you value your sanity or your family, please think about putting it down. Before you know it you'll be drowning in spreadsheets and spending your free time worrying about null sec politics.
    It's literally the videogame equivalent of crack.

    • @peaceonmars
      @peaceonmars Месяц назад +2

      It's a paid advertisement for EVE, not Artosis choosing to play it.

  • @myconpodship
    @myconpodship Месяц назад +1

    6:44 looks like a zergling

  • @user-kw1kn7in3i
    @user-kw1kn7in3i Месяц назад

    Joke's on you RT: a couple of the guys that cryo'd themselves after death have turned to mush in several years and were quietly discarded from their tanks.

  • @0Sybylle0
    @0Sybylle0 Месяц назад +3

    Going out in an almost dead punisher, enlisting in the militia with no experience... That was great 😁

  • @serojachef465
    @serojachef465 Месяц назад

    I'm trying understand the logic behind turning your guns off and on in the middle of shooting a target

  • @MyriadColorsCM
    @MyriadColorsCM Месяц назад

    Well that came out of left-field...

  • @mrmooney25
    @mrmooney25 Месяц назад

    Yay artosis in EVE! You should play with Crashnaps I think ya'll make a good duo and you can both lose ships together.

  • @albertbergquist2113
    @albertbergquist2113 Месяц назад

    No armor repair mod on an Amarr ship?

  • @schwanimal
    @schwanimal Месяц назад +6

    The best game to hear stories about but most boring game to actually play 99% of the time

  • @basimaziz
    @basimaziz Месяц назад

    5:22 Wait, I'm confused. Who opened fire on him and why? XD
    I thought he was in a safe zone or something.

    • @0Sybylle0
      @0Sybylle0 Месяц назад +2

      He was flagged as criminal for some reason.

    • @basimaziz
      @basimaziz Месяц назад

      @@0Sybylle0 lol. Poor Artwa. X)

    • @EdwardMalus
      @EdwardMalus Месяц назад

      No, someone suicide ganked him and the *other* person was flagged as a criminal for doing so. There are no "safe" zones in EvE, other than being docked

  • @mis8866
    @mis8866 Месяц назад

    Streamers are so entitled, literally don't even play games, just get your chat to tell you everything.
    How do people enjoy that shit.

  • @SagaraUrz
    @SagaraUrz Месяц назад

    He doesn't know

  • @D3Z3R7
    @D3Z3R7 Месяц назад

    comfy eve gaming with artois #eveequinox

  • @ross.neuberth
    @ross.neuberth Месяц назад

    Should Artosis only be allowed rage inducing games?

  • @andytv22
    @andytv22 Месяц назад

    he should play homeworld 1 and 2, NOT 3

  • @AlojzyZyrokompas
    @AlojzyZyrokompas Месяц назад +1

    I prefer Elite Dangerous.

  • @WastelandInc
    @WastelandInc Месяц назад

    He claims to be the worst player I'm legally blind lol

  • @godmodegaming5157
    @godmodegaming5157 Месяц назад +1

    No longer playing EVE, but the game is low-key incredible

  • @serojachef465
    @serojachef465 Месяц назад

    This degen runs passive tank with no way of repair shields or armor - genius.

  • @videogames1407
    @videogames1407 Месяц назад +12

    Artosis no EVE hasn't been worth playing since 2012 artosis no don't do it artosis please i love you man just uninstall it right now and we'll forget all about it artosis please no

    • @Crenshaw41
      @Crenshaw41 Месяц назад

      I think it’s a decent game.

    • @milojinvente7746
      @milojinvente7746 Месяц назад +1

      Dont try to ruin a very good game for others if you don’t like it

    • @nanotech2080
      @nanotech2080 Месяц назад

      I think ppl can come to their own conclusions by playing, no? Or is that not allowed and we all should follow sheep trends and opinions now

    • @altoid322
      @altoid322 Месяц назад

      Eve has definitely had better days, but right now is certainly not that bad. There’s tons of content, tons of people to shoot at, and plenty of activities to do.

    • @umadbroimatroll7918
      @umadbroimatroll7918 27 дней назад

      ​@@Crenshaw41 sarcasm is hard on the internet. But I think op was making the joke that once you start eve it's so addictive you cant ever stop playing 😂

  • @olivergottig5972
    @olivergottig5972 Месяц назад

    Why is Sonic double pregnant?

  • @user-kw1kn7in3i
    @user-kw1kn7in3i Месяц назад

    Joke's on you RT: a couple of the guys that cryo'd themselves after death have turned to mush in several years and were quietly discarded from their tanks.