Steven Seagal is Under Siege (and a Crazy Person) - Cinemassacre Rental Reviews

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  • Опубликовано: 2 янв 2025

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  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  4 года назад +99

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    • @user-ge6dh3oo8k
      @user-ge6dh3oo8k 4 года назад +11

      why does it hurt when i pee

    • @patient_6925
      @patient_6925 4 года назад +21

      Hustle castle is another micotransaction riddled trash mobile game. Nice video tho

    • @andrijadenic7366
      @andrijadenic7366 4 года назад +14

      No, i don't think i will.

    • @DreadPirateRoberts121
      @DreadPirateRoberts121 4 года назад +12

      Its literally a fallout shelter rip off like westworld mobile

    • @1970deejay
      @1970deejay 4 года назад +2

      Dogma review 😈😎😂

  • @JamesNintendoNerd
    @JamesNintendoNerd  4 года назад +543

    This video was previously recorded, we're all safe and sound (even after drinking a Steven Seagal energy drink!) Next theme month is APE-RIL, all Ape movies all April. Filmed these ones remotely to keep socially distanced. Hope you guys are doing well!

    • @jeffcox6539
      @jeffcox6539 4 года назад +29

      Just a thought you guys should do an "Outbreak" review in light of all the madness.

    • @meltingcookiegaming7549
      @meltingcookiegaming7549 4 года назад +3

      Big Fan AVGN✌

    • @eddihurta7173
      @eddihurta7173 4 года назад +2

      James Please would you review Shaolin Style PS1 game? It really is worth it !! Please and thank you ! :)

    • @avocado6266
      @avocado6266 4 года назад +7

      Thanks to all of Cinemassacre for continuing the good work! Among many other things, we all need a laugh now.

    • @youdontcarewho1am
      @youdontcarewho1am 4 года назад

      I sure hope Going Ape gets a honorable mention

  • @anthonylipira9526
    @anthonylipira9526 4 года назад +88

    Justin is living proof that even if you do something ironically, you're still doing that thing.

  • @r.l.royalljr.3905
    @r.l.royalljr.3905 4 года назад +380

    I went to high school in Alaska in the early 90s and one of my classmates disappeared from school for a week. When he got back he told a bunch of us how his mom worked for some sort of backwoods tour company for celebrities, where a Hollywood star could be dropped off out in the wilderness of Alaska (with a party of experienced outdoorsmen to support them) and go out hiking and hunting and camping. My classmate was a huge Steven Seagal movie fan, so when Seagal's agent or PA or whatever signed him up for one of these vacation packages his mom arranged for him to go along on the trip.
    He was so disappointed.
    Apparently Steven Seagal hated hiking. They barely left the cabin where they stayed at. He drank beer endlessly, and kept yelling at the helpers to bring him a new beer every time he ran out. He bagged a pretty nice elk but didn't want the head OR the meat and COMPLAINED THAT THE RIFLE WAS SO LOUD.
    My classmate's mom's boss called up Seagal's agent after they flew back and informed him that he was not welcome to use their services anymore. Supposedly the agent was not at all surprised by this response.

    • @hamanasiken
      @hamanasiken 4 года назад +41

      that's hilarious

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley 4 года назад +29

      That rings true.

    • @Arcademan09
      @Arcademan09 4 года назад +67

      This should become a movie

    • @digiprez77
      @digiprez77 4 года назад +7

      Seems about right...

    • @Seph_vision
      @Seph_vision 4 года назад +29

      The Great Outdoors, Steven Seagal edition

  • @KombatGod
    @KombatGod 4 года назад +254

    I like how Steven Seagal's sins range from human trafficking to running weird.

    • @lemmythebulldog8812
      @lemmythebulldog8812 2 года назад +8

      You mean running like a girl

    • @Severe_Metalholicism
      @Severe_Metalholicism Год назад +6

      @@lemmythebulldog8812 Don’t say that, no girl shouldn’t be compared to Seagal.

    • @komamix
      @komamix 3 месяца назад

      Lol. Possibly true

  • @JamesThames1987
    @JamesThames1987 4 года назад +222

    Ah, Steven Seagal, the LJN of home video entertainment...

  • @Panic.
    @Panic. 4 года назад +79

    Lmao james face when Justin is listing the reasons Steven seagal is crazy.

  • @thrilhous
    @thrilhous 4 года назад +148

    "Why do you consider yourself dressed up today?"
    You're gonna need some ointment for that burn.

    • @newtonwallen3210
      @newtonwallen3210 4 года назад +7

      i came up with that joke. pretty happy they used it

    • @RobJaskula
      @RobJaskula 4 года назад +2

      That was a good joke!

    • @yessum15
      @yessum15 4 года назад +3

      @@newtonwallen3210 That joke was elite level.

    • @mrbacchus6127
      @mrbacchus6127 4 года назад

      Also You're aging horribly lol

  • @writersbrock9246
    @writersbrock9246 Год назад +3

    Justin's enthusiasm about Stephen Segal is contagious

  • @TheClutchCanuck
    @TheClutchCanuck 4 года назад +62

    Always loved Will Sasso’s impression of Seagal on Mad TV. Also Seagal’s cop show “Lawman” is hilarious.

    • @Thollis1987
      @Thollis1987 4 года назад +14

      I miss MadTV. They did not hold any punches of making fun of celebrities and politicians. 😄

    • @kainhighwind2
      @kainhighwind2 4 года назад +5

      The "Buddha or Bust" sketch was always the best one

    • @lanceturley7745
      @lanceturley7745 4 года назад +1

      @ihate names "One year for every bone I'm about to break in your body." - Steven Seagal, probably

    • @JIF882
      @JIF882 Год назад +2

      Crouching Cops, Hidden Badges.

  • @teddybouka
    @teddybouka 4 года назад +28

    The wall of Seagul lolololol. He sounds so ashamed when he says that.

  • @driftcowboy2925
    @driftcowboy2925 4 года назад +131

    Steven Segall is a hard nostalgia for me. My Ol' Man had all the tapes, we'd watch em while we watched Chuck Norris and Indy movies. Thank you guys for bringing the memories of that ponytail and bedroom eyed nutcase back to me.
    Happy birthday, Justin!

  • @KilliK69
    @KilliK69 4 года назад +136

    It wasnt Steven Seagal's martial arts who turned boys into men in that movie, it was Erika Eleniak's sexy body.

  • @mrcarlthe4th
    @mrcarlthe4th 4 года назад +109

    “And I don’t mean Steven Seagal” ha ha ha that was funny fun funny.

  • @The_13th_Hussar
    @The_13th_Hussar 4 года назад +50

    27:00 that feeling when cinemassacre mentions Steve1989MREinfo.

    • @lucasm20
      @lucasm20 4 года назад +3

      Nice hiss

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake 4 года назад +1

      I'll be coming back at you with something new, or old.

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake 4 года назад +4

      Let's get this out onto a tray.

    • @treefer6
      @treefer6 4 года назад

      Let’s get this out on a tray
      Nice!

    • @Danny344S
      @Danny344S 3 года назад

      @@Psycho-Ssnake nice hisss

  • @insanitypepper1740
    @insanitypepper1740 4 года назад +103

    "One thought he was invincible, the other thought he could fly."
    "So what happened?"
    "They were both wrong."

    • @MrZombiejoe
      @MrZombiejoe 4 года назад +4

      My Favorite Line in MARKED FOR DEATH.

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 4 года назад +1

      Oh I love Mark For Death! Hard To Kill too..

    • @JamesThames1987
      @JamesThames1987 4 года назад

      Yes, of course he was wrong because only Boris is invincible!

  • @KSigKid
    @KSigKid 4 года назад +112

    All that mattered with Under Siege was Erika Eleniak was in it. She was Baywatch Pam Anderson before anyone knew who Pam Anderson was.

    • @smackthenun7556
      @smackthenun7556 4 года назад +14

      My dad watched this with me on VHS when I was in elementary school at home release....the tape wasnt fucked up and my mom called on phone. He picked up and I immediately screamed I saw boobies because I was afraid she would find out. My father was most displeased.....

    • @spearpig1034
      @spearpig1034 4 года назад +4

      I would like this. But it's at '69' likes. So I cant mess with fate

    • @stonewall286
      @stonewall286 4 года назад +4

      she was also in the Beverly Hillbillies

  • @MstrMatt
    @MstrMatt 4 года назад +20

    “Why do you consider yourself dressed up today” is the best line in here

    • @FRANK45CASTLE
      @FRANK45CASTLE 4 года назад +1

      Reminds me of somthing you would hear from a tim and eric sketch. And if youve never seen tim and eric a great example of their humor is a video you can look up. Just type in tim and eric blood wine. Hope you actually see it and also enjoy it!

    • @benson7498
      @benson7498 4 года назад

      Sounds like a Bill and Ted line

  • @TomMSTie1138
    @TomMSTie1138 4 года назад +35

    Thanks to Will Sasso from Mad TV I can never take Seagal seriously. "OH NO! NINJAS!"

    • @TheSP33DFREAK
      @TheSP33DFREAK 4 года назад +5

      He was great as Segeal. The parody he did with David Carradine is fucking classic.

    • @mbta1000
      @mbta1000 4 года назад +4

      "Who's David Carradine?"
      "I'm David Carradine, the star of the show."
      "No, I'M the star."

    • @emanuelespinoza9325
      @emanuelespinoza9325 3 года назад +1

      Family Guy made me not take him seriously when Joe watched a movie with Seagal about to fight seals.

  • @Phoenix-xn3sf
    @Phoenix-xn3sf 4 года назад +14

    The Kill Bill song Kieran is referring to is 'Battle Without Honor or Humanity' by Tomoyasu Hotei. I think for the soundtrack Rza helped Tarantino pick out songs and he made a few instrumental interludes.

  • @vguyver2
    @vguyver2 4 года назад +22

    Steven Seagal is the Dan Hibiki of action movie stars.

  • @bcole2135
    @bcole2135 4 года назад +8

    James’ close up while Justin is going through his Playgirl magazine...priceless!

  • @mattheinrich4792
    @mattheinrich4792 4 года назад +19

    I watch Hoarders all the time as well as AVGN and when this opening started, I was genuinely confused and thought the internet broke.

    • @grimTales1
      @grimTales1 4 года назад

      The introduction made me laugh :D I didn't know there was an actual show called that (Hoarders)

  • @theshadowman1398
    @theshadowman1398 4 года назад +44

    My 2nd favorite Seagal movie behind: Hard to Kill.
    I want that Steven Seagal action figure now.

    • @xd4rkv3lvetx
      @xd4rkv3lvetx 4 года назад +7

      Hard to kill was my favorite childhood movie. Loved the practice montage, still remember him breaking plank.
      Awesome movie "you can take that to the bank"

    • @gochasingwaterfalls9970
      @gochasingwaterfalls9970 4 года назад +2

      Oh I’ll take it to the bank... the blood bank.

  • @theroman886
    @theroman886 4 года назад +40

    Yes a steve1989 mre reference. James get him on the show

  • @Gruntvc
    @Gruntvc 4 года назад +51

    Arguably Seagal's best action film besides Hard To Kill.
    Really wish they'd got him into one of The Expendables films.

    • @roamer1389
      @roamer1389 4 года назад +8

      JCVD hates steven seagal, so no way this was going to happen

    • @patient_6925
      @patient_6925 4 года назад +6

      Loved marked for death. Segal.vs voodoo posse's

    • @AlexBabbage
      @AlexBabbage 4 года назад +7

      He was in Machete, that is about as good as Seagal deserves.

    • @Wolverine1987
      @Wolverine1987 4 года назад +12

      Seagal is too arrogant to be in an Expendables movie

    • @BeyondUselessMedia
      @BeyondUselessMedia 4 года назад +7

      @@roamer1389 actually Seagal hates JCVD. Van Damme said he would work with Seagal but he doesn't get why Seagal hates him.

  • @edgewiseCL
    @edgewiseCL 4 года назад +8

    Marked for Death is an underrated action classic.

  • @omarral-naboulsee7921
    @omarral-naboulsee7921 4 года назад +38

    You guys make this quarantine suck a lot less. Much love

  • @Pantheragem
    @Pantheragem 4 года назад +19

    I remember when this came out it was seen as somewhat of a comeback for Tommy Lee Jones, and he stole the movie. Kind of paved the for his oscar winning performance in "The Fugitive". Andrew Davis directed both movies. I remember wanting to go see it for Erika Eleniak. I was 18....

  • @spearpig1034
    @spearpig1034 4 года назад +5

    Does anyone else remember Mad TV when will sasso did the Steven seagal segments?! They were gold!

  • @nathanstevens-cocco758
    @nathanstevens-cocco758 4 года назад +11

    You guys should review:
    -Tremors
    -The Burbs with Carrie Fisher
    -Evolution
    -Deep Rising
    p.s. rental reviews with all four of you guys are way better....

  • @lelouche25
    @lelouche25 4 года назад +50

    My dad has like, every Steven Segal movies. So the intro hit waaay too close to home xD

    • @dominicanplug6550
      @dominicanplug6550 4 года назад +4

      Poor you

    • @alissa6
      @alissa6 4 года назад +1

      @@dominicanplug6550 Never seen Marked for Death, Hard Target, Under Siege, Above the Law? Those are awsome movies.

  • @Chicomite
    @Chicomite 4 года назад +11

    Under Siege is Segal's best film for me. Under Siege 2: Dark Territory is Segal's best comedy for everybody.
    Oh, and for some reason Segal can freakin SHRED that guitar, blues style, he can actually play, which makes it funnier than if he just released a regular "celebrity" album.

  • @skijumpnose
    @skijumpnose 4 года назад +92

    One of Russia's finest actors

  • @shainewhite2781
    @shainewhite2781 4 года назад +8

    19:34, I watched this film growing up on VHS on The Navajo reservation at my grandparents house all the time, even on HBO.

  • @pepelemacho
    @pepelemacho 4 года назад +85

    That 15 years old energy drink is where Covid-20 started.

    • @lajya01
      @lajya01 4 года назад +11

      I think it might be the antidote all those secret Tibet ingredients

  • @ConstantineFurman
    @ConstantineFurman 4 года назад +14

    7:49 this image is missing Seagal's Japanese daughter, Ayako Fujitani, probably best known in the west from the 90s Gamera movies. And she is far, FAR and away a better actor than her old man.

  • @ThumbBros_RunAndPun
    @ThumbBros_RunAndPun 4 года назад +18

    This Segal movie is a hidden gem! My favorite part was when Tommy Lee Jones and Steven Segal had a mutual understanding of the world when Jones was talking how both of them are just puppets. Easily one of Segal's best-if not, the best!

    • @devilmikey00
      @devilmikey00 4 года назад +7

      I wouldn't really call it a hidden gem. This movie was pretty big back in 1992 (293 mill in todays dollars) and has been a cable staple for 25 years now.

    • @ThumbBros_RunAndPun
      @ThumbBros_RunAndPun 4 года назад +2

      Marcus Charley yes, Tommy Lee Jones is very convincing! Steven Segal is not as charismatic. It’s a situation where Segal is in a well written movie. But he did have a relatively pretty good on-screen presence I felt.

    • @patpear6567
      @patpear6567 4 года назад +2

      Nah, it was a blockbuster. At least a moderate one

    • @ghost7524
      @ghost7524 4 года назад +1

      Under Siege is definitely a gem, hidden or not. And definitely the best movie out of the series. Tommy Lee Jones was the perfect pick to play the bad guy. One of the other scenes I love outside of the scene with him and Seagal was the scene when he's talking to the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the CIA guy...going off on a serious rant for no reason and they didn't even pick up on that, that is some grade A acting; he was trained too good, figuratively as far as his character and literally as far as him being a Harvard grad. Though he wasn't a theatre/acting major at Harvard, he still had an Ivy League education.

  • @tonyjackson1636
    @tonyjackson1636 4 года назад +2

    That opening... "Hi I'm Justin"...." Look at all that garbage". I give props to Justin for running with "the one no one likes" trope.

  • @spookerredmenace3950
    @spookerredmenace3950 4 года назад +30

    i remember seeing this in grade 8, and when the chick came out of the birthday cake topless, my teacher who was a woman said oh damn, fast forward, some of the guys were like WOOOOOOO!

    • @vhscopyofseinfeld
      @vhscopyofseinfeld 4 года назад +6

      Spooker Red Menace you watched that movie in school?? Wtf lmao

    • @ChaoticHoly
      @ChaoticHoly 4 года назад +7

      @@vhscopyofseinfeld Any time where we still had school days after the finals were done (which never made sense to me) the teachers would just set-up TVs & VCRs and play whatever was popular. Last school day in my senior year my Physics teacher played Basic Instinct.

  • @JF-em6hr
    @JF-em6hr 4 года назад +14

    Great point on Tommy going too over the top in Batman, keeping up with Carey.

  • @rerez
    @rerez 4 года назад +37

    Steven Seagal is a national treasure.

  • @motons
    @motons 4 года назад +18

    Where is the “Cyborg” movie review with Van Damme?!?!

  • @neilholland4602
    @neilholland4602 4 года назад +159

    She was a Playmate, not a Playgirl. Important difference.

    • @toniogarcia1900
      @toniogarcia1900 4 года назад +5

      OOOOOk...we know you have hairy palms stop trying to sound smart. Well some people got it for the good interviews and gentlemen Topix we know you only open the pages of a Playboy magazine for the pictures of boobs. Stop trying to correct people

    • @bruceleeds7988
      @bruceleeds7988 4 года назад +1

      Lack of pre 18 grooming

    • @DarthVader-1701
      @DarthVader-1701 4 года назад +4

      They're from New Jersey, what do you expect.

    • @KootenaiKing
      @KootenaiKing 4 года назад +6

      @@toniogarcia1900 go ahead, bro, Google 'playgirl'...

    • @HereIsWisdom1318
      @HereIsWisdom1318 4 года назад

      Tonio Garcia I agree with TaleofTales...you clearly don’t know what playgirl is!

  • @davidstrange6759
    @davidstrange6759 4 года назад +3

    Kieren just did the best Steven Seagal impression of all time 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @VikingTeddy
    @VikingTeddy 4 года назад +7

    Seagal isn't just crazy. He's an egoistic 6th grader and a clown.
    He's a comedy gold mine. There's very few people who've managed to embarrass themselves so completely and consistently over the years, without developing even a tiny bit of self awareness

  • @jorgelorenzo9056
    @jorgelorenzo9056 4 года назад +4

    i love Kieran's hate for steven seagal lol

  • @Hollander113
    @Hollander113 4 года назад +5

    The wu-Tang PSX game used the same engine from Thrill Kill. It's so funny how I have not heard about that game for 20 years and now suddenly its popping up all over the place!

  • @lukaszsmith
    @lukaszsmith 4 года назад +9

    "I'll die like Tony did in the kumite" omarg, I appreciate the continuity!

  • @BlazePiffington
    @BlazePiffington 4 года назад +33

    Jeff ‘roastmaster general’ Ross
    “I guess me and Steven have only on thing in common, we’re both shitty actors.”

  • @tjnaples
    @tjnaples 4 года назад +6

    Clicked to watch them praise my favorite SS movie and his best movie. Boy, that sure went pear shaped, just like Seagal.

  • @olschoolTonyCarter
    @olschoolTonyCarter 4 года назад +5

    The beauty about Steven Segal is that his martial arts were more believable, at least at the time period. He didn't do a bunch of flips and jumping spin kicks and shit. Lol. I'm proud of my fellow Michigander. 😀

  • @eatsnme
    @eatsnme 4 года назад +2

    Rental reviews is a national treasure. RIP original rental reviews and long live talking tapes with tony!

  • @asarishepard8171
    @asarishepard8171 4 года назад +21

    i bought a used copy of True Lies on vhs before vhs died and the strip tease with jamie lee curtis was worn down too lol.

  • @astrobot7
    @astrobot7 4 года назад +8

    “This little piggy went to the market... this little piggy stayed home... and ohhh mommaa...weeee weeee weeee dun dun dunnn dunn dun dunnnnnnn! -missle launches.-“

  • @thomasbecker9676
    @thomasbecker9676 4 года назад +60

    Steve1985MREInfo is the guy you're thinking of that eats MREs.

    • @stannicolae4623
      @stannicolae4623 4 года назад +19

      Nice hiss

    • @benn454
      @benn454 4 года назад +8

      1989

    • @daoyang223
      @daoyang223 4 года назад

      I love that guy. His videos are the best

    • @RobbieSuede13
      @RobbieSuede13 4 года назад

      New England Wildlife & More, Also does MREs reviews and other old foods

    • @Psycho-Ssnake
      @Psycho-Ssnake 4 года назад

      I'll see you guys next time with something new, or old. Alright, see ya.

  • @jumpnbeats
    @jumpnbeats 4 года назад +19

    Smiling at all the Erika Elaniak comments here, revealing the age of the typical audience of James Rolfe :D wassup mates :D

  • @jesseswarbrick7895
    @jesseswarbrick7895 4 года назад +12

    "My men can kill 20 marines and 100 cooks!!"

  • @vintageretro83
    @vintageretro83 4 года назад +7

    Kieran- I want to personally thank you for making me laugh harder than I have since "the old days". The bit about Seagal's band and him wanting to fight you was CLASSIC!

  • @Sharklops
    @Sharklops 4 года назад +22

    Nothing makes me happier than when Seagal does his flappy-slappy kung-faux
    hands

    • @AloisWeimar
      @AloisWeimar 4 года назад +1

      as someone who practices jiu jitsu, we don’t slappy bitchfight

    • @aaamineee
      @aaamineee 4 года назад +2

      @@Retrorevelations Aikido is of course a bullshit martial arts. It 1) Has no "real" moves and 2) Needs running Japanese men with swords to be effective

  • @philipcooper8297
    @philipcooper8297 4 года назад +22

    Some say Steven Seagal could have been a track and field star, but when the coach saw him run, he laughed so hard he made him a mascot instead.

  • @itstheweirdguy
    @itstheweirdguy 4 года назад +13

    You guys need to get Steven Seagal on the show. And also fight him on your show.

    • @humb1s3rvant
      @humb1s3rvant 4 года назад

      Stand fast! Do not pursue that man!

  • @maestrogringo
    @maestrogringo 4 года назад +108

    If you're looking for a laugh, look up "Steven Seagal runs like a girl" on RUclips!

    • @buddhamack1491
      @buddhamack1491 4 года назад +7

      Or anything about his pathological lying

    • @dustin2dust351
      @dustin2dust351 4 года назад +13

      Oh I’m looking it up. Ok I looked it up and it’s seriously like he never ran his entire life. His wrists are so frail bouncing back-and-forth what was he thinking.

    • @dimitrisbam1132
      @dimitrisbam1132 4 года назад

      lolllll

    • @kenrickkahn
      @kenrickkahn 4 года назад +7

      They also said an MMA fighter put him in a hold and Steven shitted on himself.. Lol.. still a fan of his though..

    • @aquadonkey.
      @aquadonkey. 4 года назад

      Also look up 'the rediculousness of steven seagal' on google its hilarious and sums up pretty much everything

  • @cedricmaguire9329
    @cedricmaguire9329 4 года назад +30

    "The wall of Seagal" followed by a healthy pause of self reflection

    • @utubebgay
      @utubebgay 4 года назад +2

      that was some brief but intense existentialism lmao

  • @ricarldoangeli5611
    @ricarldoangeli5611 4 года назад +1

    Gengar and Seagal...epic combo Justin hahaha!

  • @erkypoo
    @erkypoo 4 года назад +9

    Kierans constant Steven Seagal roasting was hikarious

  • @Korakow
    @Korakow 4 года назад +1

    That cool song from Kill Bill is not by GZA but ‘Battle without Honor or Humanity’ by Japanese musician and actor Tomoyasu Hotei.

  • @jonathanpasch6604
    @jonathanpasch6604 4 года назад +3

    After I heard the Gene LaBell story, I'd just laugh whenever Seagal came on screen.😄

  • @destynova4512
    @destynova4512 4 года назад +10

    Steven Segal movies are so cringey and cheesy, I love them so much.

  • @roger.e.lareau4556
    @roger.e.lareau4556 4 года назад +8

    The actress was Erica Eleniak, who later played Ellie May in the Beverly Hillbillies movie.

    • @HablemosDMovies
      @HablemosDMovies 3 года назад

      And also was the blonde girl that Elliot Kisses in the movie E. T. 1982

  • @Kentanimationnnnnnnnn
    @Kentanimationnnnnnnnn 4 года назад +12

    wait... did James get a custom glass from Rolling Rock for featuring the beer in AVGN?

  • @AvidCat5000
    @AvidCat5000 4 года назад +11

    Other Favorite Segal:
    "Exit Wounds"
    "The Glimmer Man"
    "Hard to Kill"

  • @PythonSnake
    @PythonSnake 4 года назад +4

    "Asian cordyceps"?? Thanks for coronavirus Steven Seagal, now will end up like The Last Of Us...

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 года назад

      Cordyceps is a fungus, what does that have to do with Coronavirus?
      Are you just making a joke about Seagal's Chinabooism oozing out of the product?

  • @charleywaynehinkle6358
    @charleywaynehinkle6358 4 года назад +56

    Jesus christ justin has a damn playgirl magazine to complete his collection.

    • @spiritualreality4327
      @spiritualreality4327 4 года назад +5

      Gotta collect em all

    • @CarInMyAss
      @CarInMyAss 4 года назад +6

      You know he's for sure jacked it to that at least once just to see if he liked it

    • @KnuckleHunkybuck
      @KnuckleHunkybuck 4 года назад +2

      He just reads it for the articles.

    • @anthonylipira9526
      @anthonylipira9526 4 года назад +3

      "ironically"

    • @RomiWadaKatsu
      @RomiWadaKatsu 4 года назад

      That's a dedication that goes beyond the "ironic collection" if you ask me

  • @jasonbrown6113
    @jasonbrown6113 Год назад +2

    In response to what Kieran said about "What happened to him?", I think his career followed the natural course for somebody with so little talent or charisma. The better question was how he ever got into any movies at all.

  • @stizanley3987
    @stizanley3987 4 года назад +16

    Seagal is a poor man's Van Damme.

  • @birgirhrafnsigursson3779
    @birgirhrafnsigursson3779 4 года назад +2

    "Yes, this is real." - My favourite quote.

  • @youngboss87
    @youngboss87 4 года назад +5

    The nerd talking about wu tang is priceless ✊🏾✊🏾

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 4 года назад +3

    Kieran was so weirdly angry at Seagal it was uncomfortable.

  • @rrrob19
    @rrrob19 4 года назад +28

    I loved Erika Eleniak around this time. She was also Elly May in the Beverly Hillbillies movie. I was looking her up on IMDb to make sure I was spelling her name right and realized she was the pretty girl in Elliot’s class in E. T.(she is listed as pretty girl in the credits).

  • @vkilgore11
    @vkilgore11 4 года назад +2

    I laughed out loud with the hearing of ‘The Wall of Seagal’.

  • @deandresmith6566
    @deandresmith6566 4 года назад +4

    Cool review guys, I’d love to see a rental movie review on Basic Instinct 1992, really curious to here your take on this 90s classic.

  • @kens4230
    @kens4230 4 года назад +2

    I love Steven seagal's early movies. This and marked for death were my favorite when I was younger.

  • @aknightbetrayed8813
    @aknightbetrayed8813 4 года назад +8

    ‘He found the enemy on the wrong side’ implies he found a traitor or a spy, I would think.

  • @thomasautomall
    @thomasautomall 4 года назад +1

    It was the 90's. My mom let me go to this with just friends when I was 13. Then, she thought it was ok to to take my younger brothers whole birthday party and she stayed to watch it. When the Baywatch blonde jumped out of the cake, my moms face was FN priceless...and then I was grounded for two months because I said it was just action. Behind the throat rip, that was the best action scene.

  • @fredd3233
    @fredd3233 4 года назад +9

    I love this show in general, but I never laughed so hard in an episode of Rental Reviews. Thanks for the hours and hours of fun guys, the show will be missed.

  • @darkman4811
    @darkman4811 4 года назад +3

    After them drinking that 15 year-old energy drink, I'm imagining them to develop a giant tumor in the shape of Steven Seagal. o.O

    • @autobotstarscream765
      @autobotstarscream765 4 года назад

      It would be a Seagalshroom that takes over the host's mind, courtesy of the Cordyceps.

  • @promontorium
    @promontorium 4 года назад +6

    "You want to be king of the county." lolwut. That's literally what a count is in charge of.

  • @DarthSebastian2001
    @DarthSebastian2001 4 года назад +4

    Y'all forgot to mention the sequel to Under Siege called Under Siege 2 Dark Territory

  • @thomasfurey00
    @thomasfurey00 4 года назад +3

    James is such a diva he wanted another glass 😂 😂 great video guys 👍

  • @ShootingStar1313
    @ShootingStar1313 4 года назад +1

    Playgirl. Jean-Claude Van Damme. Well, you learn something new everyday.

  • @peterharris6409
    @peterharris6409 Год назад +3

    Wait, he was offered to be in the Expendables and he turned it down? What right does he have to do that. He was the last guy on the list I’m sure and he shouldn’t have been on it at all…..and he turned it down!!!???!!!

    • @TimJCOOL-ng8pu
      @TimJCOOL-ng8pu 8 месяцев назад

      I am soooo glad he turned it down!

  • @BMF33777
    @BMF33777 2 месяца назад +1

    tlj and garry busey carried this film to greatness

  • @danjohnston1345
    @danjohnston1345 4 года назад +3

    I love the “why do you consider yourself dressed up today” comment. Ha

  • @jennninja9986
    @jennninja9986 4 года назад +1

    I totally thought of ape ril during the review! Excellent can't wait!

  • @MrNb22
    @MrNb22 4 года назад +7

    27:05 - shout out to steve1989mreinfo !!!

  • @tyler1234321
    @tyler1234321 4 года назад +1

    Hahahahaha the beginning had me rolling!
    Now I hear
    "It's fabulouso" so good.

  • @mikeRedMDK2032
    @mikeRedMDK2032 2 года назад +5

    I keep coming back to these rental reviews for the nostalgia. Hope one day you guys bring it back and start with another seagal classic, "Marked for death" lol

  • @zipzeolocke2
    @zipzeolocke2 4 года назад

    I'm honored to share the same birthday as you Justin. March 27 is my birthday as well, 1986, I'm glad it was on Friday this year!

  • @darosamath
    @darosamath 4 года назад +8

    Steven Seagal deserves his own month: Steven-tember

    • @T4K2000
      @T4K2000 4 года назад

      They could’ve done Jean-Claude Van Dammuary!