Lol I didn't even notice that. They literally could have just printed off Lorem Ipsum in an essay format, it's not like they had to actually write words that made sense. But it would definitely have looked better than the obvious lines of a script.
If anyones curious I had to watch the ending cus I knew it’d be wild: The teacher admits to shitting on the essay in the meeting and everyone’s disgusted for seconds before he calls out the dad and they IMMEDIATELY turn sides. The son makes his dad apologise, they decide not to press charges, he keeps his job with no punishment, the son HUGS the teacher and I think it’s implied the mum might divorce the dad over this…the moral was revenge is bad apparently???
The lengths people go to hide their kink. What do you think he said to his actors? "It's just a youtube video" "Trust me you're only acting for an inspirational video" "Yes, now take a dump on that kid's face" "You, taste it" Disgusting.
@@ficamica1 Of course I know filthy frank, that’s pink guy Joji. He’s a friend of mine who’s ordered my custom shoes in pink way back years ago now. I gave him an excellent deal because he made me dance to the Harlem shake before anyone else.
I love that the mother kept sniffing it and couldn't notice anything but the moment she tasted it she immediately knew it was shit. She's into some depraved stuff.
Meat: "My cousin has done all kinds of things to me and you don't see me doing weird shit." Also Meat: *puts out some of the most disturbing and traumatic content*
Don't you just hate it when your teacher has some unresolved issues with your parents and takes the revenge in you? Happened to me all the time because everyone hates my dad.
@@jaqsre Yea I had to explicitly tell my younger sisters to not mention that I'm their older sister. They didn't listen. We have different last names, too, so they could have just said nothing and nobody would ever have guessed they were my sisters. Instead they got the reputation of being the younger sisters of the girl who got expelled for constant fighting. (tbf one teacher liked them more, because they actually liked me. I only ever got in fights because I wouldn't let people beat up the other LGBT+ kids)
@@Jane-oz7pp if your school wasn’t taking care of the issue I see no problem with you doing it🤷🏼♀️ sounds like the punks had it coming so good for you for sticking up for other kids
i threw myself backwards like i was trying to get further from the screen and my entire torso just crumpled like some innate instinct was trying to protectively put me into the fetal position. that man is not well
Same, it's hard for me to lose my appetite but damn I came close to just setting the plate down and not eating for the rest of the day. Only thing that saved it were their reactions. God bless Meat and Cody
I genuinely have trouble seeing how this could be even remotely unlawful or traumatizing. It's a bad video with bad dialog and a bad story. How the hell was any of it traumatic or unlawful?
@@sadezem991 In movies child actors aren’t told what’s going on, and they usually don’t see the movies until they’re older. I remember in one movie they told a kid to pretend to be playing tag when they were filming a serious chase scene.
@@reyb.7918 I know that but there are definitely scenes that you cannot do that with, with kids who are 8-12 ish who will remember and do know what's going on.
@@carbonatedPigeon For sure. There's plenty of "creators" who gets off on disguising their fetishes as kids content and it's genuinely disgusting. I'm 100% not kidding when I say I genuinely believe these are fetish videos.
meatcanyon has such a presence on youtube as a personality aside from his animations. His personality works so well that I could see myself binging his videos without even knowing about his animations.
@@pj27 Every single person who ever comments at any time isn't just instantly a bot. I'm starting to think people like YOU are the bots. You think calling out every single comment as a bot will get you tons of likes. That's the only reason you do it. You are essentially worse than the other bots.
The biggest April Fool's prank was making us all be aware of this video. I wish I could go back a few years and stop that guy from making a RUclips account so I wouldn't know about this video
Hhahaha omg its funny bcause hes wearing camo, holy shit dude how did you come up with that so funny and original and not overdone in any way joke?????
Because the Canadian “accent” is really a Maritime and Eastern province accent among the working class (except for Quebec). Cody’s from out West and a college boy so he’s not going to sound stereotypically Canadian.
One time i was eating but had my napkin on top of my hash browns, and this guy tried to take my trash and smushed my napkin and hash brown in his hands and said “oh my bad” and set it back on the table. He squeezed the hash brown so hard it was oozing through his fingers. I cried.
Cody the kind of comedian to have jokes with any other comedian. MeatCanyon definitely has darker humor while Kurtis is super light/ quirky. I love them both
Cody, you have to realize that a lot of us watch these videos on our lunch breaks. I can handle the poop stuff on the podcast but now I'm literally watching a child lick a diarrhea smeared paper(even if it's just a prop). All that aside tho, I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Good vid. Could do without the feces next time😂
LOVE this. Just Cody lobbing alley-oops to Meatcanyon to slam dunk these jokes off. In the end, there were a great many dunks scored and all almost all of them hit my funny bone hard. "That's some bloodline sh*t" - woooo boy that had me howling!
I’m entirely convinced that this is not a rip off of Dar Mann but a parody instead. There’s no way this is serious. I feel like you’re being fooled to believe this is real
I have been a chodester for years and kind of felt like Cody was phoning in the videos lately but the introduction of Meat Canyon to the TMG universe seems to bring out that OG vibe.
YOO why tf did I flick so hard when that kid licked the paper. Now I’m ✨ Traumatized ✨ thanks 😂💕 I love the duo tho! Y’all energy just works and follows so well 🥳💕✨
I'm all for supporting the idea that Cody and MeatCanyon do a parody channel together
how are you verified bro
Yes please! With some twist that is even weirder than those other Dahr Mann copycats’
15 comments and maybe 3 of them are real people
If his animator podcast is called Cream Crew. His teamup with Cody should he called the Chode Boys.
No 👎
I love how they didn’t even bother to make a prop to be the essay. they literally used the script
Lol I didn't even notice that. They literally could have just printed off Lorem Ipsum in an essay format, it's not like they had to actually write words that made sense. But it would definitely have looked better than the obvious lines of a script.
they smeared fake s*%# on their own script and didn't see anything wrong with that...
I mean, it makes sense. The script was pretty shitty.
They smeared crap on their own script lmao how meta
@@Kyran1996 ba dum tss
This is it. Sameer broke me. I couldn't stop gagging at this. Literally fucking sick that he made this. Wtf is wrong with him.
The cheetos description was so specific and vile that he HAS to have tried it. This is either pure gross out or foreshadowing some creepy shit.
I was literally eating cheetos while watching this sick shit
and nonchalantly promotes his sponsorship like he didn't just make a video abt people licking shit tf
@@Peter-mp4pr I can't with that man.
@@leonnekirkland7719 It disturbs me to think about what's behind those eyes.
If anyones curious I had to watch the ending cus I knew it’d be wild:
The teacher admits to shitting on the essay in the meeting and everyone’s disgusted for seconds before he calls out the dad and they IMMEDIATELY turn sides. The son makes his dad apologise, they decide not to press charges, he keeps his job with no punishment, the son HUGS the teacher and I think it’s implied the mum might divorce the dad over this…the moral was revenge is bad apparently???
What the fresh FUCK 😭 how did it get worse
I wouldn't have been surprised if Sameer had the wife leave the husband to be with the teacher at the end.
THANK YOU FOR DOING THIS SO I DONT HAVE TO 😭😭😭🫡💀
I can't get over how illegal it is 😭
i cannot believe … this idea was actually filmed and produced
My takeaway is that I need to be watching Sameers channel way more often 😂😂 this is something else jesus
The shit on the paper and EVERYONE licks it
I cant believe the parents that let their kids be in this😂
the sole thought that this was greenlighted by an actual person haunts me to this day
And based on real story !
Kelsey looks different, she looks great with a beard.
HAHAHAHHA
why is this so funny lol
He could low key pass as Kelsey’s big brother
LMAO
So cute
this is 100% a kink thing there's no way
The lengths people go to hide their kink. What do you think he said to his actors?
"It's just a youtube video"
"Trust me you're only acting for an inspirational video"
"Yes, now take a dump on that kid's face"
"You, taste it"
Disgusting.
y'all are funny as fuck and that was one of the most disgusting things i've ever seen on this website. thank you 🙏
@think differently WILL you don't matter
@@smokejc but my shoes do, code name phil 20 percent off you’re welcome
u obviously havent watched filthyfrank then
@@ficamica1 Of course I know filthy frank, that’s pink guy Joji. He’s a friend of mine who’s ordered my custom shoes in pink way back years ago now. I gave him an excellent deal because he made me dance to the Harlem shake before anyone else.
@@phillipshoemakr stop.
We CANNOT glaze over the kid mentioning the professor having a “Shit eating grin” when he handed his homework.
Dude, exactly! And the kid just fucking licked it. Come on, man. Noo! Bummer the boys didn’t let us “learn the lesson” from this shitty story, though.
This guy’s whole channel has to be a fetish thing. It HAS to be
100% it’s probably just a fetish channel
I love that the mother kept sniffing it and couldn't notice anything but the moment she tasted it she immediately knew it was shit. She's into some depraved stuff.
honestly what else would it be 💀
@@dinospumoni5611 that's what I thought too...it hit her so hard the moment she tasted it 😂
why did i think you were talking about Cody Ko’s channel😭
Cody is on a GRIND with posting recently
@@callistoarmy5576 mid
That's because he's dying..haven't you heard? He's old....
@@kristennification stop
@@diyyaseedat its a joke...
@@diyyaseedat you must not watch his videos lol
Meat: "My cousin has done all kinds of things to me and you don't see me doing weird shit."
Also Meat: *puts out some of the most disturbing and traumatic content*
Just calling him Meat adds to the horror of this comment.
The most*
Mega oof
Lmfao
To be fair, at least the parodies are targeted towards adults, and uses no child actors in the process
This is 100% fetish content. The farting video, the spanking video, and now THIS? Just waiting for a foot-focused video to confirm it.
Don't you just hate it when your teacher has some unresolved issues with your parents and takes the revenge in you? Happened to me all the time because everyone hates my dad.
… actually or…?…
i mean you might be joking but i’ve actually had teachers be rude to younger siblings bc the older sibling was annoying 😶
@@jaqsre thats a really common theme in tv shows too
@@jaqsre Yea I had to explicitly tell my younger sisters to not mention that I'm their older sister. They didn't listen.
We have different last names, too, so they could have just said nothing and nobody would ever have guessed they were my sisters.
Instead they got the reputation of being the younger sisters of the girl who got expelled for constant fighting. (tbf one teacher liked them more, because they actually liked me. I only ever got in fights because I wouldn't let people beat up the other LGBT+ kids)
@@Jane-oz7pp if your school wasn’t taking care of the issue I see no problem with you doing it🤷🏼♀️ sounds like the punks had it coming so good for you for sticking up for other kids
I've never had a harder body cringe than seeing that child lick that paper
I literally yelled EWWWW out loud. It was so bad.
Exactly
i threw myself backwards like i was trying to get further from the screen and my entire torso just crumpled like some innate instinct was trying to protectively put me into the fetal position. that man is not well
I screamed out loud bro :(
Not me yelling EWWWWW out loud 😭😭😭
i’m never a person who gets grossed out by things while eating, but i sat down to watch this while having dinner and…oo that was rough.
Same, it's hard for me to lose my appetite but damn I came close to just setting the plate down and not eating for the rest of the day. Only thing that saved it were their reactions. God bless Meat and Cody
Parent: “I think that this teacher took a dump on our kids essay”
Principal: “let me see” *LICKS IT*
I really need EVERYONE to think about the TRAUMATIZED children who had to film this.. Feels reeeaal against every possible law to make them do this.
Yeah I was thinking the same thing?? Like… it FEELS like it should be illegal
I genuinely have trouble seeing how this could be even remotely unlawful or traumatizing. It's a bad video with bad dialog and a bad story.
How the hell was any of it traumatic or unlawful?
@@Proserpira seriously, child actors do way crazier shit for horror movies
@@sadezem991 In movies child actors aren’t told what’s going on, and they usually don’t see the movies until they’re older. I remember in one movie they told a kid to pretend to be playing tag when they were filming a serious chase scene.
@@reyb.7918 I know that but there are definitely scenes that you cannot do that with, with kids who are 8-12 ish who will remember and do know what's going on.
WHEN are ""film makers"" going to realize that the tasting the shit joke is genuinely not funny
Honestly I don’t even think he wanted it to be funny, he probably just gets off to it which is even worse
@@yeahok8259 this video + the video where the husband divorces his wife for farting has me convinced these are fetish videos
@@carbonatedPigeon What about the one where the dad spanks his daughter's friend for dressing 'too provocatively' around him??
@@carbonatedPigeon For sure. There's plenty of "creators" who gets off on disguising their fetishes as kids content and it's genuinely disgusting. I'm 100% not kidding when I say I genuinely believe these are fetish videos.
meatcanyon has such a presence on youtube as a personality aside from his animations. His personality works so well that I could see myself binging his videos without even knowing about his animations.
this was written by dan schneider if he was into scat instead of feet
Or John McAfee who actually was into scat.
I don’t think I can forgive Cody for exposing me to this.
Today on 'The Author's barely disguised fetish'
Gosh, Mr. Meatcanyon's eyes are such a beautiful color-- are they gold? Green?
Hazel, looks like
fr tho
Mr. Canyon, Meat
amber
Hazel! That's what my license says, too, so I reckon that's it.
That was genuinely disturbing.
I cannot express how hard I laughed at “Stop it… it’s me lunch” I watch this video over and over for that alone
Papa Meat blesses us all on this glorious day.
Gosh these fkin bots
Literally made my entire day better, he’s so fucking hilarious
I love Daddy Meat
@@pj27 Every single person who ever comments at any time isn't just instantly a bot. I'm starting to think people like YOU are the bots. You think calling out every single comment as a bot will get you tons of likes. That's the only reason you do it. You are essentially worse than the other bots.
The biggest April Fool's prank was making us all be aware of this video. I wish I could go back a few years and stop that guy from making a RUclips account so I wouldn't know about this video
You know it’s gone too far if Meat Canyon says it’s gone too far. That dude makes the most deprived art I’ve ever seen
Meatcanyon's eyes are so beautiful. Just a random comment about this man's beautiful eyes
oh shit, you weren't kidding!
Yess meatcanyon is back! The chemistry between you guys is amazing
The proper title would be " this guy gaslighted his mom, you'll never guess what happened next! "
“We spent all this money on this fart soundbite folder we need to use every single one!!!”
I love that Papa Meat and Cody/Noel have been making so much content together.
Jfc 🤦🏻♂️
I don’t know how everyone has gone without mentioning the fact that Meat Canyon was just a floating head?!?!?!?!!!???!? Everyone ok with this?
There was a little tiny sliver of neck below the talking head tho
Hhahaha omg its funny bcause hes wearing camo, holy shit dude how did you come up with that so funny and original and not overdone in any way joke?????
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 you seem fun at parties…
@@beepbeeplettuce5890 as you have a dead meme as your pfp, the irony.
I never seen Meat Canyon before but he seems very comfortable in front of a camera and super funny.
I would normally say watch his videos but you know in this case maybe don't.
Hunter needs to be on TMG again, those were some of the best episodes they’ve ever done
meat gang and meat canyon
Someone needs to sit Sameer down and have a heart-to-heart with him, like an intervention or something. GODDAMN o.O
This actually legitimately traumatized me. Like I think I’ll never be the same
How is Cody literally Candian but sounds Scottish when he try’s to sound Candian
Because the Canadian “accent” is really a Maritime and Eastern province accent among the working class (except for Quebec). Cody’s from out West and a college boy so he’s not going to sound stereotypically Canadian.
@@notreallyadog9646 he’s also not going to sound Scottish lmao keep that kinda stuff to yourself nerd
Dhar Mann: We’re not just telling stories, we’re changing lives.
Copy Cats: We’re not just changing stories, we’re telling lies.
You and meatcanyon are some of my favorite creators keep up the good work!
The teacher looked so different to the actor who played him as a kid that it took me a min to figure out wtf was going on 🤣
I love the frequent uploads lately. Its awesome
Meat: ive watched enough Canadian television to know to call it grade 11
The Canadian Television: Trailer Park Boys
lol! and the trailer park boys is literally what life in calgary looks like! (cody’s hometown)
I’ve never seen people taste shit consecutively in a video so many times (and probably never will)
Those sounds are the bane of my existence. They exist to torment my dreams.
One time i was eating but had my napkin on top of my hash browns, and this guy tried to take my trash and smushed my napkin and hash brown in his hands and said “oh my bad” and set it back on the table. He squeezed the hash brown so hard it was oozing through his fingers. I cried.
You two play off each other so well I love it
His mom has definitely done some scatplay. She figured it out immediately.
Cody the kind of comedian to have jokes with any other comedian. MeatCanyon definitely has darker humor while Kurtis is super light/ quirky. I love them both
Cody, you have to realize that a lot of us watch these videos on our lunch breaks. I can handle the poop stuff on the podcast but now I'm literally watching a child lick a diarrhea smeared paper(even if it's just a prop). All that aside tho, I was laughing my ass off the whole time. Good vid. Could do without the feces next time😂
I was not expecting meatcanyon and cody, they just seem like two totally different types of content creator
Eh, his second channel fits cody pretty, besides meats obviously unique brand of humor.
This is like their second collab and he has been on the podcast twice though
I love the actual friendship moments between Meat and Cody
I haven't laughed this hard in a while...I laugh at both Cody and MeatCanyon's videos, but their collabs are just something extra special
Man i LOVE the meatcanyon collabs.
Cody + Meatcanyon is the best duo I never knew I needed, thanks for the laughs 🤣
Cody Meat Co Canyon?
Cody Canyon Co?
Meat Cody Co Canyon?
Cody Meat Co Canyon?
please do more collabs. this made me laugh so much. and a special request: a trio with you, Noel, and MeatCanyon
LOVE this. Just Cody lobbing alley-oops to Meatcanyon to slam dunk these jokes off. In the end, there were a great many dunks scored and all almost all of them hit my funny bone hard. "That's some bloodline sh*t" - woooo boy that had me howling!
Cody & MeatCanyon’s ability to not be instantly traumatized by that video is why I watch them react, and why I don’t watch the videos myself
This is actually Joker Noel’s origin story 🤡🃏
Robert Pattinson’s Bruce Wayne farted on his face and told him F1 racing was “mid” .
14:30 Watching this in black & white(cuz I'm trying to go to sleep) & I put it in color again for a second... ya I think I'll stay in black & white.
I can't believe bro really "Sameerd" his butt paste all over that paper
cody and meat canyons humor together is such a good combo
right before my lunch break ended thank you 🙏🏻
this friendship is my favorite thing of the new year :)
I literally screamed "nooooooooo!" When the kid tasted the 💩 ... No sh*t it tastes weird kid!
@Eluwina that's a strange plug lol
What i dont understand is how the actors in these can take any of it seriously
The only time I don’t skip on ads is when I’m watching one of Cody’s videos, his sarcasm is amazing
the disabled video was on repeat for like a month, you guys are so fucking good together. thank you for doing another sameer video together
Frictionless
I’m entirely convinced that this is not a rip off of Dar Mann but a parody instead. There’s no way this is serious. I feel like you’re being fooled to believe this is real
That would be amazing and make a lot more sense.
Imagine being a full grown adult and taking your trauma out on some kid that had nothing to do with your trauma. That is literally psychotic
No need to “imagine” it because that happens all the time.
Adults who take out their trauma on some kid that has nothing to do with it is psychotic.*
This is my first time ever seeing MeatCanyonʼs face.
This is exactly what I thought he would look like because of his animations.
Saved this to watch during dinner. Great idea
this is the most "if i had to see this you have to too" because really cody, i wish i hadn't had to witness that
Cody and Hunter collabs are my new favorite thing on the internets.
I physically cannot finish this
This is Meatcanyon’s world and Cody’s just living in it 😭
He’s definitely the funniest guest you’ve had on the show. Would love more of these colabs!
cody’s giggle after saving $ on honey sounds like a troll when someone solves his riddles
Underrated
I have been a chodester for years and kind of felt like Cody was phoning in the videos lately but the introduction of Meat Canyon to the TMG universe seems to bring out that OG vibe.
My favorite part of your collabs is how FRICTIONLESS they are.
I loved how they just skipped the video so we could have another two glorious minutes of these two legends just chillen
thank you for giving me something else to watch at my desk
The kid at the beginning looks like Moss from IT.
I'm genuinely so mad that you made us watch that video but anyways hilarious as always ok ily bye
YEAH YEAH DO IT MAKE A COMEDY CHANNEL. I've always wanted to do that and now seeing everyone else stepping up to do that is super encouraging
i’m always pooping when i get cody’s notifications
You guys have such a fantastic dynamic together I am lovin’ these collabs
Best green eyed collab this side of the internet
Imagine if you were an actor who responded to the ad for the part of the teacher and you didn't get it
A Samir parody would be the equivalent of running a paragraph through Google translate a few times 😆
Black kid with curly turns into brown man with beard.... peek fiction
Cody introduced me to meatcanyon in his last video, now I’ve seen all his videos on all his channels and he’s my second fav youtuber:) Thanks Cody!
The funniest part is when Kody and Hunter both say "he's better not taste it"...
Meanwhile I'm thinking 'Please let him taste it'
MeatCanyon never fails to make me laugh in every video he’s in.
These episodes are just as exiting to watch as the cartoon crossover moments from our childhood
YOO why tf did I flick so hard when that kid licked the paper. Now I’m ✨ Traumatized ✨ thanks 😂💕 I love the duo tho! Y’all energy just works and follows so well 🥳💕✨
i didnt think it could get weirder than the first one
Lets just be clear right now, WE WANT THIS.
Not the shit...the parody, to be extra clear lol