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  • Опубликовано: 12 янв 2025

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  • @milkteamachine
    @milkteamachine 3 года назад +5661

    „Oh my god, people are SO savage“ in response to a pregnant woman being tasered absolutely eviscerated me. Incredible writing.

    • @KP_Gem
      @KP_Gem 3 года назад +51

      Eviscerated. Nice

    • @KreeZafi
      @KreeZafi 3 года назад +192

      I know that colloquially the word "savage" is used with a positive connotation, but like, the actual word means something like "extremely violent, wild, barbaric, frightening, brutal" so by the actual definition it is entirely reasonable to call it savage to taser a pregnant woman

    • @6a6ylam6
      @6a6ylam6 3 года назад +30

      I love getting eviscerated. So fucкing savage.

    • @stormyritter4444
      @stormyritter4444 3 года назад +3

      @@KreeZafi ²à,@

    • @LunarEleven
      @LunarEleven 3 года назад +6

      Don't forget the acting. Stellar. I felt like they *really* wanted that Big D. Idk why Cody Ko thinks this was scripted, these girls are just thirsty for this extremely hot man 😐 Couple of sAvaGes!

  • @6thwilbury2331
    @6thwilbury2331 3 года назад +4702

    “Mmm-hmm, he’s so fine.”
    He wrote that. He wrote that about himself.

    • @epicguitarsolo6625
      @epicguitarsolo6625 3 года назад +45

      Yuck, I hate men 🤭

    • @seymourtheghost3020
      @seymourtheghost3020 3 года назад +102

      Wait: are you implying that Big D thinks too highly of himself?

    • @xerilaun
      @xerilaun 3 года назад +29

      @@seymourtheghost3020 * *gasp* *

    • @sacredsword9998
      @sacredsword9998 3 года назад +23

      @@epicguitarsolo6625 It's one dude tho calm down :(

    • @jaizjeeson2180
      @jaizjeeson2180 3 года назад +3

      @@seymourtheghost3020 Nah, what a twist!

  • @Pung_Fungler
    @Pung_Fungler 3 года назад +4215

    “It’s your girlfriend man, you’re dating her” came COMPLETELY out of left field

    • @ewicanteven3741
      @ewicanteven3741 3 года назад +153

      It was as out of pocket as that $100 bill

    • @holdenboger1299
      @holdenboger1299 3 года назад +44

      Especially since they're actors, haha BigD forgot what was real

    • @Artliker1234
      @Artliker1234 3 года назад +21

      I'm still confused what that unnecessary comment about African American meant.... what did that even mean

    • @jordana934
      @jordana934 3 года назад +9

      @@Artliker1234 like, because shes from south africa

    • @scarletpumpernickel8260
      @scarletpumpernickel8260 3 года назад +43

      @@jordana934 fun fact so is Elon musk

  • @morriseycaulfield8131
    @morriseycaulfield8131 3 года назад +917

    bro i feel like marcus' disappointment isn't for his girlfriend, it's for himself because he and his family blamed uncle Leonard for stealing the jewelries... poor uncle Leonard

    • @Hannah-vq4cz
      @Hannah-vq4cz 3 года назад +5

      He didn’t deserve it 😭

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 2 года назад +6

      #justiceforuncleleonard

    • @Whitesquall123
      @Whitesquall123 Год назад +7

      Plot twist. Uncle Leonard and Delilah have been dating on and off for a few years, living off park bench money scams & stealing family members jewelry to this day.

  • @jcsensei4437
    @jcsensei4437 3 года назад +3462

    The most unbelievable part is that a dude would drop something with cargo pants. THEYRE DESIGNED TO HOLD EVERYTHING. Preposterous

    • @michellelovessharks
      @michellelovessharks 3 года назад +1

      so
      u@Josh the Joshey Boii ban

    • @davidlevenson6014
      @davidlevenson6014 3 года назад +20

      Edit: Holy I didn’t expect to get so many likes

    • @camkraw893
      @camkraw893 3 года назад

      Wait THATS the unbelievable part? 😉

    • @linus855
      @linus855 3 года назад +16

      I carry my Nintendo switch, phone, wallet, headphones, charger, car keys, some dumbass lucky rock my father gave me, and everything else in the universe, never falls out

    • @SherWoodBs
      @SherWoodBs 3 года назад +11

      @@linus855 Damn why you gotta do your Big D like that.

  • @RoseNoel19
    @RoseNoel19 3 года назад +2534

    Our man Chad is acting like he just saw his girlfriend taser a pregnant woman.

    • @bubby632
      @bubby632 3 года назад +120

      If she did tho. That'd be hella savage lmao

    • @Toasted.Pencils
      @Toasted.Pencils 3 года назад +66

      @@bubby632 I mean only if she got tasered for a good reason…like for a gaming console or smth…..

  • @batterybroken
    @batterybroken 3 года назад +854

    Imagine he goes to propose and reaches for the ring and it’s missing because she already stole it. 💀

    • @Grimmistired
      @Grimmistired 3 года назад +5

      Tehe I guess you'll just have to buy me another!

  • @Bryan-kf5sc
    @Bryan-kf5sc 3 года назад +2308

    If you see a dude "jogging" while wearing a black polo and cargo pants in the middle of summer, he's *probably* either late to a drug deal or running from a drug deal that went south.

    • @evanfisher2827
      @evanfisher2827 3 года назад +22

      best comment

    • @turbochau7296
      @turbochau7296 3 года назад +10

      was looking for this comment

    • @kat8586
      @kat8586 3 года назад +91

      with $200 loose in his pocket too....

    • @ameliaoneal6767
      @ameliaoneal6767 3 года назад +15

      or doing a fuxking big d sketch

    • @joyson8392
      @joyson8392 3 года назад +1

      This floored me 😂

  • @rapidk7307
    @rapidk7307 3 года назад +2704

    I love how jerry is on the verge of homelessness and so he decides to go for a jog with the 200 dollars he desperately needs

    • @Frank-jg4tq
      @Frank-jg4tq 3 года назад +24

      I don't know why you're trying to find reason in the plot of a video that is obviously fake

    • @antoniababy8356
      @antoniababy8356 3 года назад +42

      And keeps insisting that this one woman has it.😂😂😂

    • @StummerVogel
      @StummerVogel 3 года назад +60

      He was jogging to his creditors, alright? Our man Jerry only pays in cash.

    • @arthurpietrogarcia1057
      @arthurpietrogarcia1057 2 года назад +13

      @@Frank-jg4tq whoosh

    • @average_mouse
      @average_mouse 2 года назад

      😭

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 3 года назад +3527

    Big D is out here saving pure-hearted Chads from thieving women, bless him.

    • @goofsterngafster8411
      @goofsterngafster8411 3 года назад +139

      Save a chad foundation ™

    • @TrentonF505
      @TrentonF505 3 года назад +52

      @@goofsterngafster8411 where can I donate to this noble cause?

    • @zoehelms734
      @zoehelms734 3 года назад +34

      Holy I didn't expect this to get this much likes

    • @mik.3110
      @mik.3110 Год назад +2

      From african thieving women* that is very important to the plot remember
      Like did you know that elon musk is african american?!

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +1

      @@mik.3110 The fact that he's South African but they described him as African American is KILLING ME 😭

  • @RichardPFranklin
    @RichardPFranklin 3 года назад +313

    I think it's safe to assume Jerry hasn't jogged a day in his life. Ffs, he runs like a cartoon villain and has 200 quid in his pocket, folded up like a homeless man's fiver.

  • @itsverooo
    @itsverooo 3 года назад +1204

    “my name is big d I’m an american justice warrior” god that sentence made me wanna curl up into a ball wither away and die

    • @Johnick9
      @Johnick9 3 года назад +1

      Same lmao

    • @dylanthompson8658
      @dylanthompson8658 3 года назад +6

      Exactly. Extremely severe dose of cringe right there.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 года назад +4

      Big D was a nickname I had back in high school (like many nicknames it wasn't exactly by choice but it could've been worse) and I wasn't exactly heartbroken when the nickname mostly died upon graduating. A grown man calling himself that though is just weird.

    • @Beeng00d
      @Beeng00d 3 года назад +4

      Big D is like the dude from lab rats.

  • @ldlane
    @ldlane 3 года назад +2309

    They should deep fake denzel over Jerry's face.

    • @skeetzo
      @skeetzo 3 года назад +34

      Dammit, its 2 am here and you just made me wake up my whole neighborhood

    • @blokko2284
      @blokko2284 3 года назад +16

      they should just make him every character

  • @ethanisfancy
    @ethanisfancy 3 года назад +18529

    “Fun fact: Elon Musk is also African American” absolutely broke me

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 3 года назад +649

      Right😭 like no he isn’t // my god y’all literally don’t know the definition of African American.

    • @byzantinebasilieia9783
      @byzantinebasilieia9783 3 года назад +378

      Thats like 3rd grade white kid south african humour, it's just not a thing

    • @catbaby7122
      @catbaby7122 3 года назад +278

      @@NO0Kn0OK embarrassing..

    • @multijxde1855
      @multijxde1855 3 года назад +172

      @@NO0Kn0OK bruh- also why does that remind me of Tom Hanks’ son...

    • @npeasee5105
      @npeasee5105 3 года назад +25

      @@NO0Kn0OK you can say the N word. Its not illegal!

  • @gabriellabenk4328
    @gabriellabenk4328 3 года назад +336

    i’m sorry but why was jerry jogging around with his rent money in cash

  • @markoalvarez7109
    @markoalvarez7109 3 года назад +3095

    Homie was so distraught at the fact that his fake gf was stealing money💀

    • @pooder6911
      @pooder6911 3 года назад +13

      I WAS THAT GIRLFRIEND ONCE

    • @lemonplayz4032
      @lemonplayz4032 3 года назад +100

      I mean is it stealing tho? If someone’s careless enough to let like 200 bucks fall out of their pocket, maybe they don’t deserve it.
      Edit: don’t keep money you absolutely need loosely in your pocket

    • @morgantakach7106
      @morgantakach7106 3 года назад +39

      And that’s on bad acting

    • @piggwu
      @piggwu 3 года назад +19

      His fake girlfriend was faking stealing money

    • @evann03
      @evann03 3 года назад +64

      @@lemonplayz4032 welllll yeah. It is dumb to keep that much money loosely in your pocket.. but it's the decent human thing to do. Return the money because it belongs to them

  • @akosibail
    @akosibail 3 года назад +5498

    Cody made this video as a desperate attempt to bring up the fact that he learned how to say John Quiñones correctly 😃

  • @MyHiei
    @MyHiei 3 года назад +1722

    American Justice Warrior sounds like American Ninja Warrior for lawyers.

    • @sarahscott3906
      @sarahscott3906 3 года назад +9

      Underrated comment

    • @sirsoftspoken
      @sirsoftspoken 3 года назад +32

      I would watch that if they had to do it in full court dress *and* carrying a briefcase the whole time.

    • @ajc5675
      @ajc5675 3 года назад

      *we are many, you are but one*

    • @gsleazy1975
      @gsleazy1975 3 года назад

      ™️

    • @droomzy
      @droomzy 3 года назад +5

      @@sirsoftspoken can you imagine a lawyer not making it to the end in time & them suing the show for "wrongful buzzer beating"

  • @littlemsterious991
    @littlemsterious991 3 года назад +137

    i feel like there's a big difference between picking up money that someone dropped and stealing jewelry from your boyfriend's mom. maybe it's just me

  • @fungelfin
    @fungelfin 3 года назад +4039

    i just think its funny how they mic her up but "guys i swear its not fake"

    • @tintomara6209
      @tintomara6209 3 года назад +190

      Not to mention the transparent drawing out of tension in calling Jerry to tell him about his shoelaces...

    • @boejiden876
      @boejiden876 3 года назад +41

      @@tintomara6209 yeah why even put that In? I know it's fake put that just made it faker.

    • @boba627
      @boba627 3 года назад +24

      Edit: holy i didn’t expect to get this many likes

    • @fungelfin
      @fungelfin 3 года назад +12

      @@boba627 boys I’ve located a funny

    • @Awesomeness785
      @Awesomeness785 3 года назад +2

      @@boba627 literally all those comments are so cringe. You know damn well they have no life

  • @Itzaric
    @Itzaric 3 года назад +2858

    The way she called back Jerry The Jogger about his shoelaces was such a fuckin power move. I would marry her without a single doubt. A woman that clever? Goals.

    • @junem57
      @junem57 3 года назад +57

      HAHAHA STOP

    • @viray3161
      @viray3161 3 года назад +88

      THATS EXACTLY WHAT I THOUGHT SHES EXACTLY MY TYPE

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 3 года назад +3

      🙌

    • @jessicayoung3656
      @jessicayoung3656 3 года назад +44

      That move made her seem more innocent.

    • @ningyo-c9q
      @ningyo-c9q 3 года назад +2

      omg its tharja

  • @Carbonbblack
    @Carbonbblack 3 года назад +1459

    “My name is big D” IM SCREAMING who introduces themselves like that

    • @sydebee
      @sydebee 3 года назад

      @@joshroehl6098 wow love that song!! It’s my ringtone

    • @titanico5264
      @titanico5264 3 года назад +13

      Shoutout to my boy lil D ✊😩

    • @Guy25096
      @Guy25096 3 года назад +5

      Clearly him. What a dumb question 🙄

    • @Jackbutcool
      @Jackbutcool 3 года назад +2

      Big D does.

    • @bigd158
      @bigd158 3 года назад +4

      Me

  • @ilovemycooperwooper
    @ilovemycooperwooper 3 года назад +182

    Can we just take a moment to appreciate cody's editor like he pumps these vids out and it seems like low effort content because he's reacting but shit man the focal points for the viewer are just nailed perfectly. That sponsored bit was amazing and how perfect the zoom back in on his monitor was. That shits not easy, cody please pay this man handsomely😎

  • @SixAnd0
    @SixAnd0 3 года назад +1512

    “Hey there Delilah, ever heard of being a smooth criminal?”
    -Cody Ko, 2021

    • @leah9791
      @leah9791 3 года назад +37

      annie are you okay
      annie are you okay
      are you okay annie

    • @andsch3881
      @andsch3881 3 года назад +6

      Hey there Delilah, what it's like being a smooth criminal

  • @yourmother6327
    @yourmother6327 3 года назад +4707

    “fun fact: elon musk is also african american” fucking sent me 💀

    • @marla-1923
      @marla-1923 3 года назад +153

      Kanye west is the richest black person in america but not the richest african american

    • @StrawhatThomas
      @StrawhatThomas 3 года назад +12

      @@marla-1923 ...what?

    • @JeerJer
      @JeerJer 3 года назад +94

      @@StrawhatThomas Elon Musk is the richest African American.

    • @marla-1923
      @marla-1923 3 года назад +1

      @@StrawhatThomas what jeerje said lol

    • @user-pm7mt7ho9w
      @user-pm7mt7ho9w 3 года назад +72

      Nicholas Cage was once forced to publicly deny rumors that he is a vampire.

  • @ShuriBear
    @ShuriBear 3 года назад +3442

    I think it's hilarious that they blur Jerry's face out, but still, show his social media handle.
    So much for anonimity.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +83

      Why can people post spam links but I can't even post a link to the website to watch live that's cringe

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 года назад +29

      @@no_peace Cuz RUclips sucks

    • @emilal
      @emilal 3 года назад +7

      @@no_peace ayo 👀 send the link

    • @giorio2
      @giorio2 3 года назад +21

      I think it’s hilarious they blur Jerry’s face but not the gf

    • @fxxalaba3836
      @fxxalaba3836 3 года назад +41

      That’s cause he’s got a black square on every pic of his socials.
      At this point I believe that that’s just the way his face looks

  • @Shivxngee
    @Shivxngee 3 года назад +228

    Cody is a good boyfriend man. "It's just a conversation." Like damn. Emotional intelligence right there.

  • @TheEverwritten
    @TheEverwritten 3 года назад +412

    Ah yes. Jogger Jerry. Who jogs in Cargo pants and military boots.

    • @TheSleepy1326
      @TheSleepy1326 3 года назад +5

      Yes. Jogger Jerry with the serious “drip” as the kids say. Don’t mind me - I was born in 1924 and again in 1932.

    • @heavenlything
      @heavenlything 3 года назад +1

      hes goth

  • @sonarmik1230
    @sonarmik1230 3 года назад +3525

    legit thought the title was about a parody of american ninja warrior.

  • @goatsnhoes9221
    @goatsnhoes9221 3 года назад +494

    he says "hi I'm Big D, I'm an American Justice Warrior" as if that shit means anything to anyone

  • @idontwantahandlethough
    @idontwantahandlethough 3 года назад +71

    Honestly if you're seriously jogging with a wad of hundos loose in your pocket.... I don't think you're going to even notice it's gone.

  • @lucythompson9387
    @lucythompson9387 3 года назад +825

    Him jogging up and unironically introducing himself as Big D with a straight face is pure gold

  • @blake12396
    @blake12396 3 года назад +2130

    Those poor women, the check could NOT have been THAT big to straight up lie about that man’s looks 😭😭

    • @kaelynmynhier2406
      @kaelynmynhier2406 3 года назад +70

      I mean he’s not ugly by any means... he’s just an average looking middle aged guy

    • @bezllama3325
      @bezllama3325 3 года назад +22

      Hes like twice their age

    • @zero_s
      @zero_s 3 года назад +15

      @@kaelynmynhier2406 yeah he's more of a silver hippopotamus kind of guy

    • @abcd18802
      @abcd18802 3 года назад +25

      that la rent be making desperation

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo 3 года назад +18

      When the first girl says he's hot she looks like she's about to roll her eyes right out of her head.

  • @m1k331
    @m1k331 3 года назад +3984

    This video is as real as Jerry being a jogger.

    • @demetriusturner7715
      @demetriusturner7715 3 года назад +141

      Lol dude wasn't even wearing jogging attire

    • @Artliker1234
      @Artliker1234 3 года назад +27

      Her name is effing Delilah a little too on the nose

    • @mrsrabbit2712
      @mrsrabbit2712 3 года назад +10

      Joggers be joggin!

    • @strongxhands
      @strongxhands 3 года назад +51

      @@demetriusturner7715 literally wearing hi-top steel-toed boots, cargo pants and a polo. Normal shit to wear when out for a jog ya know?

    • @riley494
      @riley494 3 года назад +1

      did you ever expect to get this many likes

  • @whiiitekenya
    @whiiitekenya 3 года назад +55

    “Snapple fact” has me wheezing still

  • @andrewfowles8902
    @andrewfowles8902 3 года назад +1541

    “Why does he call himself Big D that’s so fucking weird you’re like a dad dude” yea Cody… a big daddy

    • @lilsaam
      @lilsaam 3 года назад +12

      I hate you

    • @bigd158
      @bigd158 3 года назад +1

      Yea

    • @theflowerhead
      @theflowerhead 3 года назад +4

      @@joshroehl6098 Dude, don't be this guy. At least post it on music pages and tik Tok.

  • @joshkw2328
    @joshkw2328 3 года назад +992

    Fun fact, Jerry’s acting paycheck was the two hundred dollars, he volunteered it as a prop, he still did not get it back

  • @jettgroves6424
    @jettgroves6424 3 года назад +898

    If she ain’t stealing from the homeless, I don’t want her

  • @mcmartymcfly
    @mcmartymcfly 3 года назад +54

    i like how she never once questioned why her boyfriend was taking such a long time in the bathroom

  • @genobreakeryt7761
    @genobreakeryt7761 3 года назад +973

    Jerry's struggling? Sounds like we have a Mr. Struggle over here

    • @teslamess
      @teslamess 3 года назад +3

      underrated comment

    • @nickmagwood9200
      @nickmagwood9200 3 года назад +2

      [edit] : omg I did not expect this to get this much likes

    • @S1LLYSEB
      @S1LLYSEB 3 года назад +1

      I see your a man of culture Mr. Struggle

    • @heretic3334
      @heretic3334 3 года назад

      This comment sent me LMAOOO

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад

      I would do an IMMEDIATE U TURN and take his $200

  • @Worsethanyou2
    @Worsethanyou2 3 года назад +641

    “Mom I want John Quiñones”
    “We have John Quiñones at home”
    John Quiñones at home:

    • @DazedandComposed
      @DazedandComposed 3 года назад +7

      The way he just appeared and said
      MY NAME IS BIG D AND IM AN AMERICAN JUSTICE WARRIOR
      literally killed my

    • @pooder6911
      @pooder6911 3 года назад

      I AM JOHN "QUICENERA PARTY QUECENIA FAMILY IS A ONE ,,,,,, SO IF YOU WANNA CELEBRATE WITH ME" OOOOHHHH oooooOOOOOooooooooooo

  • @holzbruch
    @holzbruch 3 года назад +1664

    How our conversations about Codys videos actually go:
    "Oh my gosh, Cody has a new video!"
    "Oh my god, you're a subscriber too?"
    "Yeah, for sure!"
    "What's his new video about? Did he bring back That's cringe?"
    "No"
    "Awwww"

    • @Jaggededge112
      @Jaggededge112 3 года назад +51

      I miss “that’s cringe” I wish he and Noel would do more together.

    • @ktyy777
      @ktyy777 3 года назад +16

      @Athan Jareth I think they’re doing a live That’s Cringe on TMG? It’s a live virtual event if I’m not mistaken (it’s not quite the same but at least they’re still doing it)

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 года назад +8

      "Is he going to do crafts?"
      "No."
      "Awww"

    • @BlueberryCheesecake8
      @BlueberryCheesecake8 3 года назад

      You said it wrong though. In the video they say "your a subscriber too?"

  • @KhanaHatake
    @KhanaHatake 2 года назад +18

    I love that the character immediatly threw away a 2 year relationship for $200

  • @Andrea-zo4qy
    @Andrea-zo4qy 3 года назад +2264

    Why is Jerry just jogging around with two loose $100 bills in his pocket? He’s probably on his way to make some shady purchase or stole it himself tbh.

    • @avatarkorra8114
      @avatarkorra8114 3 года назад +96

      He’s gonna be homeless tho

    • @NecrozmaJade
      @NecrozmaJade 3 года назад +57

      jogging away from the scene of the crime

    • @mandisharp
      @mandisharp 3 года назад +39

      IN CARGO PANTS NO LESS

    • @BonyHawksToeSkater
      @BonyHawksToeSkater 3 года назад +20

      He’s about to be homeless, you inconsiderate monster.

    • @seriatim2205
      @seriatim2205 3 года назад +13

      thats probably why his face is censored.

  • @benjaminmerkel
    @benjaminmerkel 3 года назад +1887

    Jeff Winger: “Shut up Leonard, you look like you steal jewelry at a family dinner”

    • @sagnik3556
      @sagnik3556 3 года назад +3

      relevance?

    • @moradi5213
      @moradi5213 3 года назад +63

      @@sagnik3556 stfu

    • @sagnik3556
      @sagnik3556 3 года назад +3

      @@moradi5213 i'm just asking why he posted this comment.

    • @Stupidstreamer
      @Stupidstreamer 3 года назад +57

      @@sagnik3556 it's a reference to the tv show- communiy

    • @sagnik3556
      @sagnik3556 3 года назад +7

      @@Stupidstreamer i know that. i fucking love that show, but how's this relevant to this video? that's all i'm asking.

  • @AnnaWoods
    @AnnaWoods 3 года назад +460

    The whole self-complimentary script bit makes me think of Adam Sandler writing himself into movies as Man With Hot Wife

  • @gavinmacmillan9336
    @gavinmacmillan9336 3 года назад +200

    How is no one dying at the “ad-ception” joke. That killed me💀

  • @Lpstpaul
    @Lpstpaul 3 года назад +991

    Jerry: “Can you help me look for the money I dropped earlier?”
    Delilah: “Did you drop it here?”
    Jerry: “Yeah.”
    Me; WHY DIDNT YOU PICK IT UP RIGHT THEN JERRY?!

    • @MaddieMisanthrope
      @MaddieMisanthrope 3 года назад +12

      Right?! 😂

    • @brookie967
      @brookie967 3 года назад +92

      BECAUSE HE WAS JOGGING!!! you cant expect a man to stop mid jog even if he was bout to be homeless 🙄🙄

    • @OfficialSektis
      @OfficialSektis 3 года назад +3

      @@brookie967 gotta get those miles, what can you say /s

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 3 года назад +1070

    It’s so weird that they think picking up a strangers money off the ground is the same as directly stealing your family’s jewelry lmao

    • @bums009
      @bums009 3 года назад +85

      I mean I think you can tell a great deal about somebody's personality and morals, by seeing how they treat strangers.

    • @KSakamoto
      @KSakamoto 3 года назад +47

      @@bums009 exactly. It’s a huge red flag to think hurting people you don’t know is all that different.

    • @diarmuiddaly6100
      @diarmuiddaly6100 3 года назад +28

      Him confronting her afterwards asking if she’s seen the money makes it just as bad tbh

    • @coke2402
      @coke2402 3 года назад +20

      @@KSakamoto it’s different ,not like she picked his pocket

    • @abanzahiri
      @abanzahiri 3 года назад +10

      @@coke2402 stealing is stealing lmao

  • @Carbonbblack
    @Carbonbblack 3 года назад +518

    The $100 bit is so cringe he’s literally “shaking” I cannot 😭

  • @aubreytownson425
    @aubreytownson425 3 года назад +72

    I like how jogger jerry is in no jogging gear whatsoever, dudes wearing pants, a polo shirt, and normal shoes 😂😂

  • @_robo
    @_robo 3 года назад +388

    Jerry jogs around in full techwear like the worlds worst undercover cop

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      I am the cool kid from Germany making videos for the USA and the rest of the world. I will make your day so don't say nay to me today, dear go

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 3 года назад +5

      @@AxxLAfriku nay

  • @narutouchiha5464
    @narutouchiha5464 3 года назад +364

    I don’t think I’d chase after Jerry to give the money back, he was going pretty fast

  • @directtoanne
    @directtoanne 3 года назад +367

    this is basically just a "what if a boomer tried to become an influencer" sketch come to life

  • @TheOfficialIronGamin
    @TheOfficialIronGamin 3 года назад +75

    I love how intentionally fake the American Justice Warriors show is. Its like one of those videos that're so bad its funny

    • @mothman4672
      @mothman4672 3 года назад +11

      Feels like a school project where you have to force and dramatize a weird moral conclusion

    • @jairoherrera4040
      @jairoherrera4040 3 года назад +2

      Having multiple strangers come up to you isnt a concidence.

  • @ethanfuller9208
    @ethanfuller9208 3 года назад +1110

    I would've taken the money. Jerry really seems like a Mr. Struggle.

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 3 года назад +57

      The cargo pants gives it away, only a mr struggle would wear cargo pants in 2021.

    • @natebeal18
      @natebeal18 3 года назад +27

      @@mrjohnnyk much less go jogging in them.

    • @parkerdinhwilliams15
      @parkerdinhwilliams15 3 года назад +12

      @@natebeal18 Much less go jogging with $100 in his pocket while being almost homeless.

  • @katie8881
    @katie8881 3 года назад +784

    "Be the honest princess that Marcus hopes she is." Yuck.

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 года назад +21

      Royalty, notable for being ever so virtuous,
      ☺️👍🏽

    • @faith-s4i
      @faith-s4i 3 года назад +12

      honestly, same reaction.

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +23

      🤢 bruh wtf edit: Also it’s weird how her alleged boyfriend says that she’s a “good girl”.

    • @BrytniLove
      @BrytniLove 3 года назад +2

      Lmao please edit and say you didn’t expect so many likes 😂😂😂

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 3 года назад +2

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who was repulsed by that comment 😆

  • @buckeyeguy7906
    @buckeyeguy7906 3 года назад +342

    “I’m Big D and I’m an American Justice Warrior” i absolutely lost it

    • @hmm2928
      @hmm2928 3 года назад

      Same here 😂😂

    • @goofsterngafster8411
      @goofsterngafster8411 3 года назад +1

      American justice warrior sounds like the name of a militia

    • @megethy9645
      @megethy9645 3 года назад

      Just made me cringe.

  • @anav4770
    @anav4770 3 года назад +79

    idk why “WHO is Jerry” fucking sent me 💀

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 3 года назад

      The other guy with sunglasses simply named WeaponX is also so funny....

  • @gavineck6039
    @gavineck6039 3 года назад +1088

    The fact he had girls call him hot is so fucking weird to me, like he really is just having them say exactly what he wants people to say behind his back lol, definitely not how that shits going…

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 года назад +36

      I saw someone review a dhar mann vid and he did the same thing. bothers me that he’s a dhar mann defender now lol

    • @mrjohnnyk
      @mrjohnnyk 3 года назад +28

      @@SM-yz4hi Well lets be honest, dhar mann is, like, soooo hot.

    • @SM-yz4hi
      @SM-yz4hi 3 года назад +14

      @@mrjohnnykikr he toootally is 🥴

    • @Ilynnai.io22
      @Ilynnai.io22 3 года назад +20

      it gives me perve vibes

    • @roundabout468
      @roundabout468 3 года назад +7

      I think everyone is overreacting to what is probably parody. It was funny as fuck lol

  • @madisongraham8457
    @madisongraham8457 3 года назад +641

    "I'm sorry... what's... good?" fucking shattered me i've never laughed harder in my existence

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 3 года назад +5

      That hit.. I fully plan to use that one.

    • @bifel4116
      @bifel4116 3 года назад +3

      @Madison Graham time stamp pls

    • @belleharayo
      @belleharayo 3 года назад +1

      @@bifel4116 0:57

    • @mochiyoongs5565
      @mochiyoongs5565 3 года назад +3

      The "THUMP" sound effect 😭

  • @ashleeiDigress
    @ashleeiDigress 3 года назад +174

    “I’m sorry … what’s … good?” I can’t stop laughing when Cody says this

  • @1079nona
    @1079nona 2 года назад +2

    Jogger: did you see some money? it literally fell, RIGHT HERE

  • @haileyt857
    @haileyt857 3 года назад +314

    Delilah: **is South African**
    Also Delilah: **talks in an American accent**

    • @Cleoleo471
      @Cleoleo471 3 года назад +45

      Right? She sounds SUPER, stereotypically, American. They even tried to use Elon Musk as an example of another South African-American, but even he (and his brother Kimbal) have distinctly South African accents despite spending years in both Canada and the US. They really couldn’t find anyone else to play her?? Lol

    • @ajgerbi
      @ajgerbi 3 года назад +48

      I just don’t understand why Delilah being South African was relevant to the script!?

    • @Cleoleo471
      @Cleoleo471 3 года назад +27

      @@ajgerbi I saw a comment somewhere on here that many of the plot points in the original video are very similar to 4chan dogwhistles and microaggressions. A few examples I remember are her being African, her stealing, constantly referring to Jerry as “jogger”, etc. not to mention their channel name is already suspicious.

    • @allieshmallie6542
      @allieshmallie6542 3 года назад

      she doesnt really have an american accent if you listen closely. its becoming that, but she still sounds like shes from somewhere else.

    •  3 года назад +2

      @@Cleoleo471 i've lived most of my life in the UK and only lived in SA up until 3 and even i have an accent lol

  • @user-iu3io8ni6y
    @user-iu3io8ni6y 3 года назад +130

    the funniest thing is I actually did have one of those “cody ko just uploaded a new episode” “omg you’re a subscriber too? what’s this video about” conversations w a guy I was hooking up with…

    • @Chloe-lu4xk
      @Chloe-lu4xk 3 года назад +2

      Marry him

    • @thudder1
      @thudder1 3 года назад +4

      why did you hook up with him? could've fr just kept the conversation going

  • @Andrea-zo4qy
    @Andrea-zo4qy 3 года назад +165

    I feel like the first part with the two women talking about him was shot for his own private pleasure but then he accidentally posted it and just rolled with it.

  • @thebrtnr
    @thebrtnr 3 года назад +3

    They went to great lengths to cover Jerry's identity just so at 11:29 this man could stand up and wave goodbye and that's what makes it special

  • @ColtNomad
    @ColtNomad 3 года назад +490

    I actually had the same conversation with my daughter when I found out that she was a subscriber as well

    • @vomitingforever5392
      @vomitingforever5392 3 года назад +5

      Poopy mcpoop head

    • @gypsylee333
      @gypsylee333 3 года назад +14

      Did you ask her about the Big D?

    • @pooder6911
      @pooder6911 3 года назад

      WELL THAT WAS AKWARD WHY ARE YOU HERE MOM AND OTHER MOM 👩🏾‍💻

  • @whoknowsatthispoint7508
    @whoknowsatthispoint7508 3 года назад +124

    I saw the "American Justice Warriors" title and was like "whys he talking about an athletic competition show" not realizing that was actually American Ninja Warriors

    • @lambsauce3146
      @lambsauce3146 3 года назад +2

      Hey

    • @beaco4960
      @beaco4960 3 года назад +2

      I just came from the US and i love that show

  • @asmyworlddivides581
    @asmyworlddivides581 3 года назад +145

    Jogger Jerry's running clothes were super convincing.

    • @mundaneamazing
      @mundaneamazing 3 года назад +7

      Loose-fitting cargo pants aren't the pinnacle of work-out wear?? 😆

    • @asmyworlddivides581
      @asmyworlddivides581 3 года назад +3

      @@mundaneamazing for sure they are, coupled with boots to run on pavement

  • @lovispovis936
    @lovispovis936 3 года назад +10

    The fact that that’s actually the way my friend and I spoke to each other when we realized we both watched you

  • @luxuscarnage4828
    @luxuscarnage4828 3 года назад +441

    Now that I know Jerry's girlfriend will literally kill him, a bit of stealing isn't so bad.

  • @ko379
    @ko379 3 года назад +792

    Imagine if this was real and he dropped the 200 and she just... didn’t notice. Just kept playing on her phone.

    • @jsmarch9022
      @jsmarch9022 3 года назад +14

      Hardly likely to happen since it was all scripted

    • @monoculares
      @monoculares 3 года назад +86

      @@jsmarch9022 yeah that’s why the coment says to imagine if it was real ...

    • @jsmarch9022
      @jsmarch9022 3 года назад +16

      @@monoculares Oh yeah lol my bad

  • @JoeBull076
    @JoeBull076 3 года назад +146

    it’s so funny how the “hidden cameras” have shaky cam the whole time

  • @ATFprdepartment
    @ATFprdepartment 2 года назад +3

    11:09 I respect Cody’s restraint at not going through the rest of the verse
    Even I was like
    “WHAT’S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY IM A THOUSAND MILES AWAY”

  • @tyrauje_
    @tyrauje_ 3 года назад +583

    “Why do you call yourself Big D? You’re like a dad dude”
    Didn’t u hear the girl? The d stands for daddy 🙄

    • @Ephishent
      @Ephishent 3 года назад +24

      no he didn’t hear the girl , his hearing aids were off

    • @pooder6911
      @pooder6911 3 года назад +6

      I THOUGHT THAT THAT D STRANDED FOR SOMETHING ELSE LIKE.... DDDHHHHAAAARRRRR MMMAANNN

    • @ratedpending
      @ratedpending 3 года назад +1

      @@pooder6911 THANK YOU THAT WAS THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT LOL

    • @pooder6911
      @pooder6911 3 года назад +2

      @@ratedpending OK GOOD IM NOT THE ONE WITHA DHAR MAN KINK😪😫🤠

  • @klevererazo1641
    @klevererazo1641 3 года назад +2920

    Fun fact: Cody Ko is Canadian. That’s what the ‘C’ in “Big C” stands for.
    Edit: Holy shit I didn’t expect to get this much likes

    • @guelphvolleyballhighlights4650
      @guelphvolleyballhighlights4650 3 года назад +16

      And were proud to have him🥰

    • @picklenik9658
      @picklenik9658 3 года назад +57

      I hate to do this to you bud, but it goes one level deeper. Cody Ko is specifically from Calgary, so it might actually be “Big Calgarian”.

    • @lz__9147
      @lz__9147 3 года назад +39

      No it stands for cock

    • @mirvk0
      @mirvk0 3 года назад +15

      I heard it stands for cock-

    • @gavin8825
      @gavin8825 3 года назад +60

      Did you do the edit on purpose, if so this is way funnier

  • @Zaolan123
    @Zaolan123 3 года назад +805

    ignoring the bad acting, those "hidden" cameras wouldn't be able to stream to a phone

    • @pratyushthakur8815
      @pratyushthakur8815 3 года назад +4

      Woah really? Its almost like its scripted wow!
      Also this is clearly bait you guys are eating up, an 8 year old would recognise the satire in this

    • @buhdeuce2131
      @buhdeuce2131 3 года назад +10

      @@pratyushthakur8815 i hope you are joking

    • @samel88
      @samel88 3 года назад +4

      @@buhdeuce2131 gosh dude, omagawh, i hope _you!_ are joking!
      tshuh! (looks away in disgust*)
      (cringe)

  • @gohanbeatz9798
    @gohanbeatz9798 3 года назад +17

    Dhar man enters chat.
    Dhar man: "We're not telling stories. We're changing lives. Making up a story and stealing money when nobody thinks they see what you're doing, can also effect trust. Remember honesty comes first." 😂😂😂

  • @trumanandreason7088
    @trumanandreason7088 3 года назад +137

    “Hey there Delilah, ever heard of being a smooth criminal?”

  • @samwelch110
    @samwelch110 3 года назад +192

    I can’t believe there is people that think this is real

    • @pooder6911
      @pooder6911 3 года назад +1

      THATS WHAT I CALL"GENERATION PENI"

  • @maxhughesgray2591
    @maxhughesgray2591 3 года назад +310

    If you have to test your significant other you shouldn't be together period.

    • @eloise8525
      @eloise8525 3 года назад +11

      so true bestie

    • @erdling3132
      @erdling3132 3 года назад +19

      Sure, but it's all fake anyways

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 года назад +9

      Why does he have the intention to propose if he thought she stole his family's jewelry? 😂

  • @josephbrice4907
    @josephbrice4907 3 года назад +18

    I can see Cody and Kelsey’s wedding video being the RUclips equivalent to an English royal wedding.
    Cody crying during his vows to Kelsey, Noel’s roast of a best mans speech, to seeing the bill of the whole thing. Frictionless bars of gold.

  • @twistedwinx
    @twistedwinx 3 года назад +121

    I don’t know why I treat youtube vids like some kind of private thing, I’ve literally never had a conversation with my friends about who we watch. For all I know they are subbed to the same channels as me

    • @pranavkarmarkar
      @pranavkarmarkar 3 года назад +1

      same mahn
      guess we'll never know

    • @kdlf333
      @kdlf333 3 года назад +8

      Literally the best thing ever was finding out my roommate watches a lot of the same creator that I do. Now we watch together 🤩

    • @joselyn8604
      @joselyn8604 3 года назад

      ME TOO LMAO

    • @approximateknowledge5577
      @approximateknowledge5577 3 года назад +9

      Imagine they're huge Trisha Paytas and Gabbie Hannah fans LMFAOOOOOO

    • @pictonomii3295
      @pictonomii3295 3 года назад

      For are you know, they could be huge AJW stans.

  • @Saammmoooonnnnn
    @Saammmoooonnnnn 3 года назад +359

    Cody thinks he's joking but that first part is literally how my friends and I talk about his videos LMAO

    • @mredmo6783
      @mredmo6783 3 года назад +20

      Same lol I was like damn I’m kind of a robot when I talk, huh

    • @Vincisomething
      @Vincisomething 3 года назад +2

      Pretty much

    • @doanale3344
      @doanale3344 3 года назад +9

      Especially the turd part. He got that down pat.

    • @aleksanderlucy8764
      @aleksanderlucy8764 3 года назад +13

      When we realize we're NPCs

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Год назад +1

      This video was SOOOOO SAVAGE and Cody is SOOOOOO HOT

  • @zed9496
    @zed9496 3 года назад +192

    why did they block Jerry's face and then put his personal IG 🤣

    • @hotlittlecouch
      @hotlittlecouch 3 года назад +2

      His instagram is nothing but posts from 2011 with awful default filters, it's glorious. Half of it is just photos of what he got at McDonalds. What a guy

  • @ranchrae3086
    @ranchrae3086 3 года назад +7

    the irony is that I’ve met four people irl who also like Cody Ko and the interactions were exactly as he depicted them to be

    • @BethLindsey1970
      @BethLindsey1970 7 месяцев назад

      Legit had this conversation yesterday with our new dog sitter, and it was frictionless. 😂😂

  • @verychronicallyonline
    @verychronicallyonline 3 года назад +276

    I can't believe his videos are actually trying to be serious I swear they would make great satire
    Edit: Get well soon cody!

  • @grandgage2449
    @grandgage2449 3 года назад +328

    "she's a professional liar."
    *makes up story about needing the money*

  • @roryw2601
    @roryw2601 3 года назад +309

    god i fucking LOST IT when fun fact: elon musk is also african american popped up

    • @violetlighttarot
      @violetlighttarot 3 года назад +1

      i love your profile pic!!! the smashing pumpkins :)

    • @GR-gk5xs
      @GR-gk5xs 3 года назад

      Mellon collie 🙌🏼 best album ever

  • @reidslingerland6436
    @reidslingerland6436 3 года назад +59

    Anyone else notice they just didn't censor Jerry's face while he was tying his shoes?

    • @katiedoesknow6067
      @katiedoesknow6067 3 года назад +5

      Yes! Lol and why was Jerry jogging in jeans?

    • @josh570
      @josh570 2 года назад +1

      @@katiedoesknow6067 cargo pants

    • @jonahdavis9206
      @jonahdavis9206 2 года назад

      Yeah ahah guess he was kind of too far to even see his face

  • @timfarrell3014
    @timfarrell3014 3 года назад +718

    Whyd they bother blurring Jerry's face if they're gonna link his instagram in the beginning of the video😂😂

    • @nairvijith1
      @nairvijith1 3 года назад +4

      Exactly 😂😂😂

    • @Steve_Just_Steve
      @Steve_Just_Steve 3 года назад +8

      And called him an actor. LOL

    • @tedros6917
      @tedros6917 3 года назад +6

      If they were going to blur anyone shouldn't it have been delilah?

  • @zipity2782
    @zipity2782 3 года назад +148

    The fever dream occurred when Big D announced himself in front of the blurred out Jerry and fucking Marcus Kyle.

  • @johnny8030
    @johnny8030 3 года назад +81

    love this dude shaking over her stealing meanwhile he looks like he's on day 4 of a binge lmao

  • @Scotchphotos
    @Scotchphotos 2 года назад +1

    Has anyone realized that they're pretending to hop into a bmw i8, but actually sitting in the back of an average 4 door sedan?

  • @huwlloyd4065
    @huwlloyd4065 3 года назад +35

    I love it how they try to make this believable and Delilah doesn't even have a slightly south African accent.

  • @MjFanOfHeaven
    @MjFanOfHeaven 3 года назад +120

    the “ad-ception” that Cody did was actually pretty cool 😂

  • @shan9659
    @shan9659 3 года назад +129

    Why did they slap justice over his face at the end like it’s grand theft auto

  • @tintomara6209
    @tintomara6209 3 года назад +15

    If Delilah had passed the test, would Marcus have come clean about the deception and his lack of trust. She would deserve to know.

  • @jaredivan248
    @jaredivan248 3 года назад +430

    What if she wasn't a thief? Is he seriously going to propose immediately after?
    You know the easiest way to make a girl say "Yes" to your proposal is to fucking test if she's a thief or not moments before the proposal.

    • @josheaster1547
      @josheaster1547 3 года назад +2

      if she passed the first test it wouldnt they would never need to talk about it and she would nver know

    • @nooneimportant7648
      @nooneimportant7648 3 года назад +5

      @@josheaster1547 bruh they posted it online, of course she would have found out