Oddly a common thing for these Chinese knockoffs. Ten-twenty years ago they'd be full of SMB hacks and random NES games that they put Mario's face on, I guess now they've graduated to SM64 hacks.
This is-hands down-hilariously the best thing to have ever graced my RUclips recommendations! I am in tears watching this. Both my dog and baby l are looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. Your accent is making this even better. Thank you so much 😂
@@Mario583a Hank actually got to own some Titanium golf clubs that Dale gifted him, but they were from a murder trial so he has to go to meet the murderer to clear the name of the golf clubs, 😂😂😂, it’s a good episode
I'm Russian and when I was a kid we had a PS2, so my dad would download random collections of games(5000 in 1), put them on an empty CD and give me to play. The games usually had some gibberish names, so there was no way to actually know what game you'll be playing. Also, there was no way to return to the main menu from the game, only to restart the console, and then I would get yelled at for doing that too many times. Eventually I would just get stuck playing some random broken game. People still buy consoles like this for fun and aliexpress is very popular in Russia, I guess that's why many games are in Russian
I wonder why these knockoff consoles just don't put the actual retro games games on it since they are already pirating everything instead of these rom hacks.
19:04 I didn't expected to see "K-ON!" mod in this video tbh. This is just a summary of the first two episodes, badly translated to Mario 64. The guy who made this didn't even replaced Mario's model with a model based on Yui Hirasawa's character. He just pasted a low poly JPG of her in a VERY poor way.
The reason why the pong 7:20 didn't work is because the retro games were designed to run on slow processors so there wasn't lines for the speed of the ball so when the game runs on newer and newer processor it will get faster and faster
@@lightning76 Dude isn't joking. I couldn't have told you exact translation of title since I don't speak Japanese, but I do know a lot of Japanese retro games - without the translation there, I remembered it being something about like, mutants or zombies. Something up that alley. You can find wiki article if you just google "Jesus Famicom" - the game title is "Jesus: Kyōfu no Bio Monster," which wikipedia has translated as "Jesus: Terror of Bio Monster."
Can't tell if comedy gold or horror s***, but amazing none the less. Kinda expected to see "fireworks" at the end, but can't complain, this episode already cost enough 💩
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time, I genuinely cried laughing at this, you’ve earned a new subscriber, and you deserve many more my friend, have a wonderful day thanks for the laughs!!!🤟🤝
19:53 That 'Xbox' runs on Windows CE of kind, a relic of an operating system that was meant for Compact devices or really really low power or embedded devices.
I didn’t know how common these sort of systems are just shoving a sort of front end with a ton of pirated stuff, on a small motherboard or raspberry pi
12:40 It's an hack of the "Chuck Rock" game, with just Scrat as hero. This video is mesmerizing ! Thank you for suffer for our amusement, proud soldier !
I was like "why the hell would a European have a baseball bat?" before checking your profile and realizing "oh... he's from Finland... nevermind, that tracks". 🤣
Its like playing a libary of games from some one who was just getting into modding games and this was where he started XD Headless Mario 64 is a classic
16:16 Yes, there literally is. Goku and Piccolo go driving and Piccolo wears a backwards baseball cap as if to confirm all the theories that Green is the new Black as far as Namekians are concerned
Yo qzeq, call me anything but that anime 64 hack is about high school girls joining a guitar club together and becoming friends. Have a good day, thanks for upload.
bro think he plainrock124 💀
edit: get on twitch for more madness 😎👍
hi
Let him cook
Let get qzeq to a million subscribers
Bro what do you mean he is plainrock 124
bro think he is qzeq 💀
They did it, the Ultimate Shitpost Console
The ShidtBox420
Emphasis on shit
I'm buying one of those consoles whatever it takes I wanna play Mario 420
Got more exclusive games than x box x
now i understand that "Every Mario 64 copy is personalized" creepypasta
How the heck did you make search text? Mario 64
@@Dozhdevik10 It's a new RUclips feature, I think. RUclips automatically puts those search things
I love at how this console just bulk download every single Mario Romhacks they could find
Oddly a common thing for these Chinese knockoffs. Ten-twenty years ago they'd be full of SMB hacks and random NES games that they put Mario's face on, I guess now they've graduated to SM64 hacks.
@@asteroidrules Another decade and we'll be on sunshine hacks. Cant wait till im in my 30s and we start getting galaxy ones.
I'm Russian, and you had me at Vinovski Dieselyovski 😂 Poor kids that get this as an unironic gift from grandparents who didn't know any better.
A qzeq video on a weekend night, life couldn't get any better
REAL
EXACLY!
Bro Its friday☠️
@@doublem4729💀
A qzeq video to begin with lmao 😄😄
That 'GTAV' game was actually a Mad Max game that was released in the 80's I believe 😂
I vaguely remember playing a game like that on a friends sleepover
I remember it as Outlander.
90's*
80's? Pretty sure it's from later
i thought it was the need for speed (1994) at first
i love how freddy just takes his head off what a fever dream
I wanted to do the same thing after playing these games
@@qzeq thats fair
@@LunaFrog-whos the girl in ur pfp
@@kurdishkakarot8469 wdym
@@LunaFrog- i said: wHOS THE NAME OF THE GIIIIIRL IN UR PROFILE PICTUREEEE (hope you understand 💙)
This is-hands down-hilariously the best thing to have ever graced my RUclips recommendations! I am in tears watching this. Both my dog and baby l are looking at me like I’ve lost my mind. Your accent is making this even better. Thank you so much 😂
The fact he said "30 inch 400 gram titanium-alloy baseball bat" is so inspiring
idk what titanium alloy even is it just sounded tough 😎
@@qzeq Do I look like I know hwat a titanium alloy is? ~~ Hank Hill, probably.
@@qzeq titanium is half the weight of steel and twice as strong. The machinery it takes to make things with it is insane, huge machines
@@Mario583a Hank actually got to own some Titanium golf clubs that Dale gifted him, but they were from a murder trial so he has to go to meet the murderer to clear the name of the golf clubs, 😂😂😂, it’s a good episode
The person talking sounds like the guys from -Dudesons in America
I'm Russian and when I was a kid we had a PS2, so my dad would download random collections of games(5000 in 1), put them on an empty CD and give me to play. The games usually had some gibberish names, so there was no way to actually know what game you'll be playing. Also, there was no way to return to the main menu from the game, only to restart the console, and then I would get yelled at for doing that too many times. Eventually I would just get stuck playing some random broken game.
People still buy consoles like this for fun and aliexpress is very popular in Russia, I guess that's why many games are in Russian
The fact it was $600 is wild for mostly plastic
Plastic and HOPE.
And unfortunately it run out of hope
Plastic, despair, and -150 fps
i mean he did get 10 of them for 300 dollars xd.
@@lahirebrz puhuhuhuhu
18:10 Not the cut off: " *AÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ* " 🤣
Where did they even find half of these hacks? 18:45 "Super Die in a Fire 64" like who the hell even came up with this shit?
At this point, it's a meme box.
I wonder why these knockoff consoles just don't put the actual retro games games on it since they are already pirating everything instead of these rom hacks.
The don't want to steal. They are pirates not theives.
They're scared of copyrights
@@incomingincoming1133no one said they are thieves
Wait a qzeq video is out on time?!
A friday upload is a friday upload
Even if it's 3 months late lmao 🤫🤫
@@qzeq you never specified a date or a year for that matter. you're good and, most important, right on time 😀
7:16 ,,Welcome to Kazakhstan” Got me to made a super laugh 😂💀
HOLY FUCKING DAMN, QZEQ IS BACK!!
I thought he left I’ve bin watching the old videos on loop for the past week
@@Wraithwrz9300 same here for 2 months now
@@maryfeglenogo1598lol 😂
my man's running Windows '98 on a bootleg chinese Xbox Series X 😭
7:46
pls buy those terabytes of hdd where they put shitload of modded gaymes
That's the next one
Idk when but the next thing I'm buying is that 😄
Gaymes
Maybe over 200000+ gaymoos
Post-wall radioactive gaymer waste.
Seal in lead lined concrete for 100 millennia.
Bro this is the most funny scam console ever hahaha
A video game console that can also function as a bluetooth speaker ??
Take my money.
I hope Xbox and Playstation make next generation consoles with this 😂😂
@@Hopemaxxing_For_My_Chair How do they not o.0
11:04 he had to stop himself from getting cancelled saying that word 😂
3:54 the spark coming from the outlet made jump a little
✨ quality ✨
@@qzeq be carefull okay you dont want your house to burn down
I fucking died of old age when he said it's older than his parents 💀
19:04 I didn't expected to see "K-ON!" mod in this video tbh. This is just a summary of the first two episodes, badly translated to Mario 64. The guy who made this didn't even replaced Mario's model with a model based on Yui Hirasawa's character. He just pasted a low poly JPG of her in a VERY poor way.
how offended are you in this situation
Cool
i did not expect this channel to appear in a qzeq video
yapping about mid
@@SpeedySonic3000 k-on is peak what you on about
The reason why the pong 7:20 didn't work is because the retro games were designed to run on slow processors so there wasn't lines for the speed of the ball so when the game runs on newer and newer processor it will get faster and faster
9:41
Ten year old Ben Tennison along with his cousin Gwen and his grandpa Maxim went to relax at a camp for their vacation
rough translation
sounds familiar
@paleofolkwdym
bro you need to archive those ROMs asap, we the community need this
8:09 This translates to "Jesus: Horrifying Bio Monster" 😂
No way bro
What's the actual name of this game?
@@lightning76 Dude isn't joking. I couldn't have told you exact translation of title since I don't speak Japanese, but I do know a lot of Japanese retro games - without the translation there, I remembered it being something about like, mutants or zombies. Something up that alley.
You can find wiki article if you just google "Jesus Famicom" - the game title is "Jesus: Kyōfu no Bio Monster," which wikipedia has translated as "Jesus: Terror of Bio Monster."
@@lightning76Lord knows what is it....
@@lightning76 it's the actual name of the game "Jesus: Kyoufu no Bio Monsters" only released for the Japanese Famicom
14:35 universe implodes
SMOOOOKE
8:30 gave me an instant flashback to 2016 me watching JonTron videos
Bro at 16:35 started saying super sayan like an Italian😭
So many time during this video I was like “that can’t be real” but it was.
Can't tell if comedy gold or horror s***, but amazing none the less. Kinda expected to see "fireworks" at the end, but can't complain, this episode already cost enough 💩
I totally should've stuck something inside of these
I'm so in love with how this guy talks
7:24 Grand Dad?! Flintstones?!!
ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh
This is one of the funniest videos I’ve seen in a long time, I genuinely cried laughing at this, you’ve earned a new subscriber, and you deserve many more my friend, have a wonderful day thanks for the laughs!!!🤟🤝
7:44 ah yes, Windows 98 on the NES
19:53 That 'Xbox' runs on Windows CE of kind, a relic of an operating system that was meant for Compact devices or really really low power or embedded devices.
Yay new qzeq video!!! Love yo videos bruh😂❤
11:05 this made me cracked 🤣🤣🤣
14:03 can’t find this rom hack on YT, pretty funny lol
20:53 holy shit that Iron maiden shirt is sick
Twenty Thousand GAMES! , TWO Hundred Thou- 😂😂😂😂
17:43 become corrupted lol
The video that just keeps on giving.
This really cheered me up.
19:43 since when K-on become a Mario game?😂😂😂
Since decapitated, armless Mario became "Among Us"?
Hello, my name is Garfield. Please open the fridge. I want your lasagne.
13:00 my reaction to this information ahh face
this is terrifying
I didn’t know how common these sort of systems are just shoving a sort of front end with a ton of pirated stuff, on a small motherboard or raspberry pi
12:03 the fact that the gta 5 is basically mad max game before mad max 2015 game xD
10:55 Vinovski Dieselovski killed me 😂
new video idea, buy a screen, buy a ring, buy a pen, and then buy a crown.
Thats my bling always drama when I ring
Short terms: mario takes over half of the gaming industry
8:51 "yes i need to find my samurai" ahh
6:38 that's literally retroarch emu
9:11 i thought i got a message for a second
Can't have mario being italian in glorious china. Just make him the headless plumber.
5:49 bro , qzeq….RELAX😭😭😭
12:40 It's an hack of the "Chuck Rock" game, with just Scrat as hero. This video is mesmerizing ! Thank you for suffer for our amusement, proud soldier !
16:15 I mean, Goku and Piccolo did race cars in DBZ so...
12:23 the text says "That's all"
13:23 He is real said just "Scary", when he fall in to the void 💀
8:19 pocket monster was what pokemon came from
7:25 isn't that just the 7 GRAND DAD sprite
0:25 Now that's a convincing name🤣🤣🤣🤣
bro’s upload schedule
vid -------- (one year later) ---------> new vid
6:13 Mario in the springlocks
The lightning round was so good! Loved this vid 🔥
I was like "why the hell would a European have a baseball bat?" before checking your profile and realizing "oh... he's from Finland... nevermind, that tracks". 🤣
Plenty of Europeans have baseball bats, they’re decent weapons
No way bro called shenron an alligator 😭😭😭
11:15 thats NOS baby!!!
Bruh ur timing with words is f hilarious 😂
10:49 that menu song goes HARD
A video that makes laugh in less than a minute? Sure I will hit the sub button! Right away!
8:35 I'm pretty sure the Pokémon slots casino game is lifted straight from one of the original Pokémon Gameboy games.
Its like playing a libary of games from some one who was just getting into modding games and this was where he started XD Headless Mario 64 is a classic
9:22 average day at russia-finnish border
isn't the hdmi cable the most expensive thing in the box
16:16 Yes, there literally is. Goku and Piccolo go driving and Piccolo wears a backwards baseball cap as if to confirm all the theories that Green is the new Black as far as Namekians are concerned
15:51
they had enough cars for everyone. everyone important*(TFS reference)
4:46 why does it says netflix
ICE AGE MENTIONED RAHHH
its an amazing video.❤
10:08 it's not minions 2, it's despicable me 2.
The video that just keeps on giving.
This really cheered me up.
This console runs off an amlogic cpu btw.
YOOO, LET'S GO‼️‼️Qzeq's 100th video! Congrats, my little penguin vtuber‼️
damn since when was qzeq this famous
350k subs congrats
10:13 This is halt Minion, half Ralph Wiggum.
Ok you are the funniest guy on RUclips i swear!😂
come on steven we must get rhe vodka10:21
This was too funny XD, it made my day better :P
the fact that someone can make a meme console exist and it’s actually worth buying is hilarious! 😂
It was both surprising and exactly what I was expecting at the same time. Well done, China. Well done.
WTH 😂😂😂😂😂 6:11
i love how every pc game was just a super mario 64 rom hack
12:33 That was the Game Chuck Rock off the Sega Mega Drive, The character you played as was a cave man
Customs for an item/items over $500 are just an pain baring experience in itself i feel your struggle bro!
Yo qzeq, call me anything but that anime 64 hack is about high school girls joining a guitar club together and becoming friends. Have a good day, thanks for upload.
I assume they don't fight the big lizard in the anime? 😄
The song was good though
@@qzeq yeah, it was an innocent anime about song and day to day life of a high school girls.
this is like a mix of Jontron and Vinesauce with a hint of Plainrock124
and I absolutely lost it when Super Mario 420 came up
19:46 that made me crack up laughing
This console has better games than orginal xbox