19:04 I didn't expected to see "K-ON!" mod in this video tbh. This is just a summary of the first two episodes, badly translated to Mario 64. The guy who made this didn't even replaced Mario's model with a model based on Yui Hirasawa's character. He just pasted a low poly JPG of her in a VERY poor way.
Oddly a common thing for these Chinese knockoffs. Ten-twenty years ago they'd be full of SMB hacks and random NES games that they put Mario's face on, I guess now they've graduated to SM64 hacks.
I was like "why the hell would a European have a baseball bat?" before checking your profile and realizing "oh... he's from Finland... nevermind, that tracks". 🤣
Can't tell if comedy gold or horror s***, but amazing none the less. Kinda expected to see "fireworks" at the end, but can't complain, this episode already cost enough 💩
9:41 "Ten years old Ben Tenisson(dont ask i don't know why) with his cousin Gwen and grandfather Max went on vacation for camping on vacation(words отдыхать and каникулы both mean vacation in English, at least in this sentence)" hi from Russia :)
16:16 Yes, there literally is. Goku and Piccolo go driving and Piccolo wears a backwards baseball cap as if to confirm all the theories that Green is the new Black as far as Namekians are concerned
Yo qzeq, call me anything but that anime 64 hack is about high school girls joining a guitar club together and becoming friends. Have a good day, thanks for upload.
Technically speaking, all those games aren't just rom hacks, many are just home brew games, and in total, worth way more than 600 bucks.... only duo quantity, though. A ton of effort once went into this cumulated effort, but no talent.
Was literally just thinking about how you haven't uploaded in a while and came home to find this in my notifications. I feel like a sorcerer that can summon anything.
i like how when Lego Jack Sparrow dies he has a speech bubble pop up where he just fucking says "scary" . Not that the situation is scary or that he's scared, just you know...scary. That fast and the furious game is a pretty well known hack in Russia, it was a meme for a while.
20:06 Holy shit thats my hack thats tex quest i didn't think id ever see the day where something i made was bootlegged and sold on random chinese consoles amazing i think i have to get one of these now i genuinely could not believe it when i was it at first but i know for sure thats my hack just insane to think about Edit: just wanted to say if anyone knows where I can find one please do tell me I would really like to get one but if he had trouble and a bunch of time has past I don't think I'll have much luck I have been looking though
Hi! Thank you very much for the video! I had a bad day and i was kinda sad but i watched your video and it made me laugh a lot . Thank you again ^^ i hope you continue doing more videos
a Chinese fake console with Russian games on it sounds like a nightmare lol it's a shame that it doesn't have any shit like Indian GTA mods to collect a perfect combo
bro think he plainrock124 💀
edit: get on twitch for more madness 😎👍
hi
Let him cook
Let get qzeq to a million subscribers
Bro what do you mean he is plainrock 124
bro think he is qzeq 💀
A qzeq video on a weekend night, life couldn't get any better
REAL
EXACLY!
Bro Its friday☠️
@@doublem4729💀
A qzeq video to begin with lmao 😄😄
i love how freddy just takes his head off what a fever dream
I wanted to do the same thing after playing these games
@@qzeq thats fair
@@qzeq based
@@LunaFrog-whos the girl in ur pfp
@@kurdishkakarot8469 wdym
The fact he said "30 inch 400 gram titanium-alloy baseball bat" is so inspiring
idk what titanium alloy even is it just sounded tough 😎
@@qzeq Do I look like I know hwat a titanium alloy is? ~~ Hank Hill, probably.
@@qzeq titanium is half the weight of steel and twice as strong. The machinery it takes to make things with it is insane, huge machines
HOLY FUCKING DAMN, QZEQ IS BACK!!
I thought he left I’ve bin watching the old videos on loop for the past week
@@Wraithwrz9300 same here for 2 months now
@@maryfeglenogo1598lol 😂
Wait a qzeq video is out on time?!
A friday upload is a friday upload
Even if it's 3 months late lmao 🤫🤫
@@qzeq you never specified a date or a year for that matter. you're good and, most important, right on time 😀
They did it, the Ultimate Shitpost Console
The ShidtBox420
Emphasis on shit
The fact it was $600 is wild for mostly plastic
Plastic and HOPE.
And unfortunately it run out of hope
Plastic, despair, and -150 fps
i mean he did get 10 of them for 300 dollars xd.
@@lahirebrz puhuhuhuhu
That 'GTAV' game was actually a Mad Max game that was released in the 80's I believe 😂
19:04 I didn't expected to see "K-ON!" mod in this video tbh. This is just a summary of the first two episodes, badly translated to Mario 64. The guy who made this didn't even replaced Mario's model with a model based on Yui Hirasawa's character. He just pasted a low poly JPG of her in a VERY poor way.
how offended are you in this situation
Cool
i did not expect this channel to appear in a qzeq video
3:54 the spark coming from the outlet made jump a little
✨ quality ✨
@@qzeq be carefull okay you dont want your house to burn down
pls buy those terabytes of hdd where they put shitload of modded gaymes
That's the next one
Idk when but the next thing I'm buying is that 😄
Gaymes
Maybe over 200000+ gaymoos
8:09 This translates to "Jesus: Horrifying Bio Monster" 😂
9:41
Ten year old Ben Tennison along with his cousin Gwen and his grandpa Maxim went to relax at a camp for their vacation
rough translation
sounds familiar
8:30 gave me an instant flashback to 2016 me watching JonTron videos
I love at how this console just bulk download every single Mario Romhacks they could find
Oddly a common thing for these Chinese knockoffs. Ten-twenty years ago they'd be full of SMB hacks and random NES games that they put Mario's face on, I guess now they've graduated to SM64 hacks.
new video idea, buy a screen, buy a ring, buy a pen, and then buy a crown.
Thats my bling always drama when I ring
I was like "why the hell would a European have a baseball bat?" before checking your profile and realizing "oh... he's from Finland... nevermind, that tracks". 🤣
Yay new qzeq video!!! Love yo videos bruh😂❤
11:05 this made me cracked 🤣🤣🤣
Can't tell if comedy gold or horror s***, but amazing none the less. Kinda expected to see "fireworks" at the end, but can't complain, this episode already cost enough 💩
I totally should've stuck something inside of these
7:24 Grand Dad?! Flintstones?!!
A video game console that can also function as a bluetooth speaker ??
Take my money.
the fact that someone can make a meme console exist and it’s actually worth buying is hilarious! 😂
19:43 since when K-on become a Mario game?😂😂😂
Since decapitated, armless Mario became "Among Us"?
5:46 bro solved the the prohibition of discord in a fake xbox😭😭
Today we leaned that Mario 64 it's a extremely versatile game than can be shaped into anything
9:41 "Ten years old Ben Tenisson(dont ask i don't know why) with his cousin Gwen and grandfather Max went on vacation for camping on vacation(words отдыхать and каникулы both mean vacation in English, at least in this sentence)" hi from Russia :)
my man's running Windows '98 on a bootleg chinese Xbox Series X 😭
7:46
10:08 it's not minions 2, it's despicable me 2.
11:00 this is "combat cars" and its a fuckin banging game. The music was incredible lol
10:48 What is cars? Baby don't combat, don't combat.... no more.
Watching you step on one of these and having it do 0 damage has to be one of the funniest parts of this video lol
4:13 damn Biggie hits hard on that 600$ funny fake xbox console 🔥🔥🔥
The lightning round was so good! Loved this vid 🔥
No way, world famous driver "Research institute"!?
21:17
me with 5$ Aliexpress controller , watching bro crushing four controllers with one slash 💀
7:44 ah yes, Windows 98 on the NES
Great to see you back, legend!
honestly I'm surprised this even runs retroarch, I though this was going to be another famiclone
'Smart Live Is Optional'
Truer words have never been said
YOOO, LET'S GO‼️‼️Qzeq's 100th video! Congrats, my little penguin vtuber‼️
16:16 Yes, there literally is. Goku and Piccolo go driving and Piccolo wears a backwards baseball cap as if to confirm all the theories that Green is the new Black as far as Namekians are concerned
The last time we’ve seen qzeq, he didn’t have his hair that long. Now he’s growing it out. He’s a Finnish Jay from clerks/Jay and silent Bob
Guarantee soulja boy ends up ripping this off as one of his own masterpieces 12K compatible
Yo qzeq, call me anything but that anime 64 hack is about high school girls joining a guitar club together and becoming friends. Have a good day, thanks for upload.
I assume they don't fight the big lizard in the anime? 😄
The song was good though
@@qzeq yeah, it was an innocent anime about song and day to day life of a high school girls.
i just love it when qzeq fills me up with joy and happiness
14:01 best intro ever
damn since when was qzeq this famous
350k subs congrats
Technically speaking, all those games aren't just rom hacks, many are just home brew games, and in total, worth way more than 600 bucks.... only duo quantity, though. A ton of effort once went into this cumulated effort, but no talent.
Was literally just thinking about how you haven't uploaded in a while and came home to find this in my notifications. I feel like a sorcerer that can summon anything.
2:00 Pixel Qzeq The Face Reveal 😂😂🤣🤣
youtube algo recommended your fake ps5 vid to me and i almost watched all your series and now i got this yayy thankyou for the laugh man cheers
When the world needed him the most, he returned
Happy 100th video, qzeq.
Qzeq is that friend who doesn't accept he got scammed by a random Chinese product
missed opportunity to send one to joel
There's no way he hasn't already played all these 😄
Imagine getting one of these bootleg bluetooth speakers for Christmas from your parents thinking that this is what video games are actually like.
You made my shitty friday into the best friday i wish i had money so i can pay you with a membership Qzeq you are best and a very funny youtuber.
Glad to help 👍
Don't worry about the memberships, just watching these is enough 😄
Honestly it's great to see you back I love watching your content man keep up the great work 👍@@qzeq
A gaming console that can also be a Bluetooth speaker? TAKE MY MONEY!!!!
This funny fake Xbox console have a lot of mods for Mario 64, mario cart, and a lot of copy of every game and even OS
*Truly worth it*
New qzeq upload on a Friday= pure greatness
5:54 you cant telll me this isnt a shitpost
also this entire console probably works over the emulator retroarch which actually isnt a bad emulator
i like how when Lego Jack Sparrow dies he has a speech bubble pop up where he just fucking says "scary" . Not that the situation is scary or that he's scared, just you know...scary. That fast and the furious game is a pretty well known hack in Russia, it was a meme for a while.
Finally you remembered your youtube password
21:19
It was better than what i expected
But was it worth hyping for that moment the entire video? YES
bros rent was due
The amount of modded Mario games on this thing is just comical
1:06 did bro leaked his address???
That's just postal code
yes, Kemijärvi😅
Bro leaked his real name too
@@Apixelatedhedsetwhere
I'm afraid so
hello qzeq i have been watching you for 1 year as a thank u for the amazing content i became member for a month :)
Thank you! 😎👍
@@qzeq 🫶🏻
20:06 Holy shit thats my hack thats tex quest i didn't think id ever see the day where something i made was bootlegged and sold on random chinese consoles amazing i think i have to get one of these now
i genuinely could not believe it when i was it at first but i know for sure thats my hack just insane to think about
Edit: just wanted to say if anyone knows where I can find one please do tell me I would really like to get one but if he had trouble and a bunch of time has past I don't think I'll have much luck I have been looking though
That's cool man congratulations
@7:47 -- And that's what my senior year of college looked like... Fun times!
Fun fact: RUclips is banned in China.
Qzeq please reply
Then what do they use
@@muhtaqiyyan2004 ripoffs
12:03 the fact that the gta 5 is basically mad max game before mad max 2015 game xD
9:50 Ben 10novich
Hi! Thank you very much for the video! I had a bad day and i was kinda sad but i watched your video and it made me laugh a lot . Thank you again ^^ i hope you continue doing more videos
7:32 GRANDAD!!!!!
Oh I missed this so much! Definitely needed a good laugh. Welcome back! ✌
21:27 21:27 21:27 21:27 21:28 21:28 21:29 21:29 21:29 WTF AM I ALSO DOING
Shut it.
@@Alex169o WTF are u too doing
Qzeq on fire he always uploads Bangers!
4:59 ROBLOX 😭
Those first 10 seconds got you my sub so fast 😂😂😂
11:10 messi?
Bro give us videos like this daily love to watch your videos ❣️ it makes my day better 😁
r/engrish be like:
0:51
Bro this is the most funny scam console ever hahaha
13:52 Super Gay 64.exe
This video just points out how easy it is to make a Mario 64 mod.
a Chinese fake console with Russian games on it sounds like a nightmare lol
it's a shame that it doesn't have any shit like Indian GTA mods to collect a perfect combo
One of these days one of these consoles will have PS2 support and it's gonna be a virtual portal to bootleg hell
@@qzeqseries s/x xbox has support for emulating these games
As a native Russian it's so wholesome to see how other non-speaker pronounce russian words. Good accent buddy,here is your vodka 🍾
What do you mean by that 0:41
Oh you poor innocent child
When i see a new qzeq video my face just gets happiest ever it can be
4:46 why does it says netflix
I can imagine how busy their factory was when you ordered these.
16:54 DAMNIT 🦖
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The “chinglish” writing just kills me. “there will be a ‘dong’ sound” 💀💀🤣🤣🤣
Yeah he messi 11:09
For the Dragonball Kart one, there was actually an episode where goku had to get his drivers license
Close enough 😄
16:18 did he just called Shenron, the eternal wish-making dragon, an alligator?
Some of these hacked roms have been copied on these pirate consoles so many times, even the scammers wouldn't know who made them anymore.
Appreciate the videos, you make alot of ppl smile while they are down!
Like how the intro is just My Summer Car