This streamer got jokes, bits, goofs, gaffs, japes, pop culture references, middle-age, and a shiny bald head. One might even say it were "egg-like". Honestly, what's not to love? I'm sold, get me 1 streamer please kind content vendor. Yes I do in fact have a +2 that I can pay with, here you go. A successful transaction indeed.
Great video! It was a little annoying how much playing Geoguessr got in the way of reviewing various men's grooming products, so if he just cut that down it would be perfect!
I feel like he's talking directly to me about the beard trimmer. It sounds like a godsend to someone who has in fact tried paper towels and the bib with suction cups.
NL must mention Liechtenstein at least once every video, or throw a guess in there, even though it has never been Liechtenstein because it's not even in the game..
Bosnia and Herzegovina has about 3km of coverage and a few pictures on Google Street View. You're never ever ever gonna be in Bosnia (in Geoguessr). The same goes for Moldova actually except Moldova actually has some coverage in the capital but I still don't think it's in Geoguessr. Other countries with zero coverage in Europe are: Belarus, Liechtenstein and Kosovo.
Its interesting watching how different people play these... Im at the rating where I either get matched against 1k+ people and need to pressure them into mistakes because I know if I give them a minute they will beat me, or I get the low gold/high silver who I can generalize the direction fast so again its best to just pressure and hope they end up wrong country. Even taking 30 seconds to guess is absurd slow, thats pretty much the "country is obvious, but this is pinpointable" or "trekker in the middle of nowhere" speed.
I am going to be on a boat for the month of August with no internet. Definitely downloading this series and the crosswords to simulate my daily NL pogs.
'Europe should be consolidated into about 6 countries' I kinda get why a Canadian could feel that way and I know that that isn't meant really seriously, but that's just not how the continent works lol, we don't run on positivity, we achieve equality by resenting everyone equally, 'Unification' in European history pretty much exclusively means that one side conquers and subdues the other, not that two separate factions decide to live and work in unison. We're lightyears closer to further division than we are to unification, I mean there's significant regional independence movements in just about every large European country.
@@kyen2390 I mean obviously the things he says after that about how we're past the need for a Luxembourg and about like where does it end with Liechtenstein being an almost Switzerland which itself is an almost Germany, France and Italy, that's obviously just a bit, but the original statement used to lead onto the bit, I can see how someone from NA might wonder about that to a certain degree.
hello northernlizard, i just wanna say sorry.. i wrote some comments some weeks ago regarding old canadian interntional hockey stats, not very nice, so i had to write them. hope we can be friends in future. best regards. - Poompoomos Nuemilienanien, Finland.
@39:00 - Huh. "Hot chicken" is "Nashville" chicken. That fad reached us here in Halifax just a couple of months ago. Hopefully it'll end soon 'cos that shit is shit...
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"yes, i have slept in the same bed as malf" is a legendary vod opener
+2 intro
This streamer got jokes, bits, goofs, gaffs, japes, pop culture references, middle-age, and a shiny bald head. One might even say it were "egg-like". Honestly, what's not to love?
I'm sold, get me 1 streamer please kind content vendor. Yes I do in fact have a +2 that I can pay with, here you go. A successful transaction indeed.
what a great opening line
Friends with benefits
‘Ok i guess you can just eat the hair, if were talking about worse solutions’ made me laugh so hard
NGL I laughed so hard at the Greenland = South Cincinnati guess. The long-game trolling is real.
Great video! It was a little annoying how much playing Geoguessr got in the way of reviewing various men's grooming products, so if he just cut that down it would be perfect!
That sub in chat throwing the game with south Cincinnati had me in tears lmao
I feel like he's talking directly to me about the beard trimmer. It sounds like a godsend to someone who has in fact tried paper towels and the bib with suction cups.
Bro you're so funny it's unreal. "There was rift in the sky, he looked up" lmfao.
NL must mention Liechtenstein at least once every video, or throw a guess in there, even though it has never been Liechtenstein because it's not even in the game..
As someone who is also hairy, I can 100% confirm that getting hair in and around the sink after trimming is indeed a large problem
“Or you could just eat the hair.”
@@robsmith5434 gruel sandwiches!
invest in a cheap mini vacuum friend it helps a good bit
Why not just shave in the shower?
7 minutes in and he's talking about eating hair
I'm so addicted to geo, please pump more into my veins Egg I feared it might be over
Homie would rather sleep in a bathtub than the floor wtf
ngl bathtubs can be comfy sometimes
@@GiornoGiovannaGangstar a hotel bathtub tho? those things are small af
@@tortoise-chan depends on the hotel. Most hotels I've used either have shower only or a really luxurious bathtub.
@@tortoise-chan so is Malf tbf
Bosnia and Herzegovina has about 3km of coverage and a few pictures on Google Street View. You're never ever ever gonna be in Bosnia (in Geoguessr). The same goes for Moldova actually except Moldova actually has some coverage in the capital but I still don't think it's in Geoguessr. Other countries with zero coverage in Europe are: Belarus, Liechtenstein and Kosovo.
Its interesting watching how different people play these... Im at the rating where I either get matched against 1k+ people and need to pressure them into mistakes because I know if I give them a minute they will beat me, or I get the low gold/high silver who I can generalize the direction fast so again its best to just pressure and hope they end up wrong country. Even taking 30 seconds to guess is absurd slow, thats pretty much the "country is obvious, but this is pinpointable" or "trekker in the middle of nowhere" speed.
Finally the yes to great guesses and furious poggery.
I am going to be on a boat for the month of August with no internet. Definitely downloading this series and the crosswords to simulate my daily NL pogs.
Download both deadly premonition series and new Vegas if you haven't watched it already.
@@xkcloud only just recently started watching NL. Why does old NL sound SO different??
@@IsThisAmerica1 old egg hatched, its new egg 🥚 now
@@IsThisAmerica1 I'm sorry. The old NL can't come to the phone right now.
Why?
Because he's dead
As someone from Cologne I'm very happy that NL recognized the german name "Köln"
This is some A tier banter here.
I loved the LCD - Losing My Edge reference "I was at the first Can show, in Cologne" @1:04:00
"hot dog de claudia... no comment" had me rolling
he slept in the damn bathtub ‼️
Bruh the "this kinda looks like assassin's creed, but I don't see the coliseum anywhere" part killed me.
the greatest opening to any video ever
'Europe should be consolidated into about 6 countries'
I kinda get why a Canadian could feel that way and I know that that isn't meant really seriously, but that's just not how the continent works lol, we don't run on positivity, we achieve equality by resenting everyone equally, 'Unification' in European history pretty much exclusively means that one side conquers and subdues the other, not that two separate factions decide to live and work in unison. We're lightyears closer to further division than we are to unification, I mean there's significant regional independence movements in just about every large European country.
99.9 percent sure its a bit not meant to be taken even remotely seriously
@@kyen2390 yeah, I get that
@@kyen2390 I mean obviously the things he says after that about how we're past the need for a Luxembourg and about like where does it end with Liechtenstein being an almost Switzerland which itself is an almost Germany, France and Italy, that's obviously just a bit, but the original statement used to lead onto the bit, I can see how someone from NA might wonder about that to a certain degree.
Vancouver isn't just a berry it's also a town
GOAT opening, great game too
Éurope has tried unificating into only a few countries, it didnt go well
I died when he said a sow is a female cow.
All time best opening line of all time.
As an Albuquerque New Mexico native, I appreciate the shout out. Lol.
I saw a white car in the thumbnail and my heart skipped a beat because I thought Mon Bazou was back
You were in my home tow in Estonia, could tell in one frame
What an opener
Jotun is from the Nordic mythology and is also a Norwegian chemical company that makes stuff like paint.
Asatrú
The Answer should not be 6 big countries uniting what cant be but rather a 1000x more Lichtenstein communities.
He-Hulk joke destroyed me lol
At min 53 you were at my city and I pogged so hard! Arriba Puebla!
that's an amazing sentence to start a video on
Yo I am new to the channel can some explain the "refunds" and betting he is talking about? I'm assuming it's something he does when he streams?
I trim my beard with a mirror in the shower before I turn on the water. All the hair just goes down the drain
NL, were you singing 'close to the edge' by Yes? Prog fan confirmed?
i was today years old when i learned that europe is the only continent who has the country initials on the license plate
Also the sign that said “Maltco”
Honey, wake up! New Geo is here!
If you don't even know that Metsatöll is an Estonian folk-metal band, how can you expect to win these things?
It's back!
1 minute in and hes reliving his homoerotic experiences
nowhere in the world do they pronounce pasta like that.
Would you let the casino offer the bet of “flawless victory” for a presumably high payout?
why don't we get the affiliate link for the beard trimmer? now I am left alone finding it myself.
based close to the edge reference
Passta
Kissing just makes it all official. Have you not "sleep-walked"?
yes reference +2
I know this isnt twitch but I must leave a fat +2 for the take on the EU countries that aren't quite like the surrounding ones
NL tip on Jordan and UAE
Michael Jordan tan the Triangle offense. (;
my brother in christ, a sow isn't a female cow either...
Somewhere there is a Waffle and Waffle store that is missing half of it's sign
About time egg
Play geo with kate
ok yeah so true but like i cut my hair often and u can just use a cheap mini vacuum for the hair friend
hello northernlizard, i just wanna say sorry.. i wrote some comments some weeks ago regarding old canadian interntional hockey stats, not very nice, so i had to write them. hope we can be friends in future.
best regards.
- Poompoomos Nuemilienanien, Finland.
I've never had a problem bringing a garbage can into the bathroom and shaving face just above the opening of the can. Practically no stray hairs
10:53
nl looks so young!
too bad we lost jugaslavia eh
Anyone know why he doesn’t play with sinvicta anymore? Out of the loop
Sinvicta killed nl’s whole family and I guess he’s still kinda bummed about it
@@jenm1 hate when that happens
more
hey NL what's a female cow called again?
New Europe:
Spain
France
UK
Germany
Baltania
Balkania
Stanistan
Ukraine
The ussr, probably
not first
29:20 you know, people could be stupid enough to just be completely wrong and not be stream sniping.
@39:00 - Huh. "Hot chicken" is "Nashville" chicken. That fad reached us here in Halifax just a couple of months ago. Hopefully it'll end soon 'cos that shit is shit...
Hmm… I’ve had it and it was bangin. Just spicy fried chicken.
hello
ayyyy
Rip on conspiracy theories all you want, but if it’s not that it’s usually something worse.
Gonna be honest with ya mate I like Geo with Sinvicta but not the duels