Weirdest Way to Wank - Ricky Gervais | Animals | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2021
- Serial Golden Globes winner and presenter Ricky Gervais remembers that weird kid at school who was a fan of bestiality.
Taken from Ricky Gervais' debut stand-up special Animals.
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It was all you Ricky, wasn't it.
😭
yeah the old man as well, rumors say he'd do it with the dog on the Afterlife set
the good ol’ “my friend” tactic.
“When you get captured by cannibals” I love that sentence because it assumes that at some point before he dies Ricky *Will* get captured by cannibals and has no choice in the matter.
Yes, but would the cannibals be put off by Ricky tasting a bit funny?
Explaining the joke ruins it.
@@milosit , you deserve an applause for that one. XD
That fly thing doesn’t work. The fly keeps falling off.
or so youve heard right
@@michelveenstra1819 right?
Had to be an aussie! 😂😂 with double “s”
Not if you put your Foreskin over it! 👍
@@jonathanplastow5220 I'm so glad I got the internet to teach me all these valuable life hacks. 😁
"knob end island" lol XD
The halibut pun got me
Read this as it came up 😂
Could you explain this joke to a non-native speaker?
@@moonrockinmynose5689 halibut is a type of fish
@@Diogisan That much I know. What I dont get is what makes it funny in that context.
@@moonrockinmynose5689 fish puns are just funny
Ah yes, the great tragedy of Cumpeji. Finally someone re-members.
The fly scenario is an ancient joke.
Ever joke is an a ancient joke.
Giving credence to the fossilized caveman junk theory.
Ah yes thelonelyisland
@@michaelgallagher3640 nope
@@michaelgallagher3640 No, for example the brilliant fishdick joke, thought of by Eric Cartman was brand new at the time. Comedy gold that was.
If the lower body of a mermaid is a fish tail you probably couldn't even bed one anyway
Hold my mead.
there are other holes
Then how does it give birth? Where does its eggs or live birth come from?
@@yungthug2403 maybe they vomit up an egg, like roger did in american dad
organicleaf then that’s how she’s bedded, her mouth, the hole could be anywhere, and that’s how to bed her, the hole could also be at the fish tail, so to Jargon, yes you can bed one ☝🏻
😮😂 I am never going to look at a fly the same way again.
"When you get captured by cannibals....", says the defeatist.
Nut magma 🤣
Not going to lie why would you cook it was what I first thought aswell
You could always go around the backdoor on a mermaid, but that might get a little crappie
😎
Ricky knew some weird guys. There's a shock.
I stroked my uncle's baby rabbit too quickly and it was sick on me.
Knob island
The mermaid shag has to be top-half fish, because if its bottom-half fish then there's no minge.
For fuck's sake Gervais, think about it.
still a mouth
Think about it? Who is seducing who? Who should be flexible on the matter. Ricky isn't.
Its a Rodney Rude joke
Yep. Knicked it off Rodney. I think I first heard it in the late 80's
Sure is Rodneys.
The broleños
Not met Miramda from Red Dwarf then
That's beastiality
Thank Robert Eggers the mermaid question is solved now
egg magma. 😐
You never get to stick it in the mermaid, they lure you to your death...?
My fly is drowning
M-egg-ma
🤣👌
Sm-egg-ma
She can't help u
I bet many people tried that technique after this video....
can someone pleaaase explain the halibun joke, I don't get it.
I'd do it just for the 'halibut' (i.e. just for the hell of it)
I hurt u because I love you
Didn’t get the crab part
eggma
U pay them
U need to pay her
Does the mermaid get paid
Ted
And if u can't pay her
He won't leave his nose alone.
Pills mate.
Cocaine is a helluva drug
Or maybe he just had a runny nose and didn't have a tissue? Not everything is drugs, and wouldn't it be powder if he's sniffing his nose, not pills?
@@joepopplewell680 the pills make you sniff too. Also, you do know that the pills are the powder but in a hard pill shape, right?
@@NinjaOnANinja opiate nose itch… he’s joked about being on pain killers and drinking before while on a chat show but obviously always hard to tell with a comedian. could just be his natural mannerisms also… i have adhd n sometimes i tend to catch myself moving a lot in that way too without meaning too. who knows & tbh at this point who cares 🤷🏽♀️
See why you are on house arrest
She's not helping u
She's not Working for free
I can't date someone lol coz my parents don't like so now I'm watching merried people. When they done I ask again to date maybe they will say yes. 😋
What's that got to do with the video? 😂
So, after all his material he finally made me laugh with his halibut joke. I guess one laugh is better than none...
You must be a yank if you don’t get Ricky
The only one in your life, I'd wager.
@@mac7083 he's stole a lot of stuff off merchant and pilkington
@@Roseland8 really?
@@Roseland8 Well if you're talking about the podcast, Ricky instigated a lot of the humour. He believes in writing what you know, so if his friends happen to be comedians, it's not unfathomable that they'd have similar experiences.
racemixing is a sin...
Jesus is lord! Çome back Ricky!
Is this supposed to be funny?
Why you clicked on it if you dont find Ricky funny?
@@shac0le How could I know this guy was not funny before watching him? I never heard of him.
@@MaBMT78 if ur over the age of 10 and you have never heard of him you live under a rock
Extremely Nazi. why is The Telegraph not allowing any comments on any RUclips videos.
Thats got nothing to do with this video you muppet
"extremely Nazi" is maybe the dumbest fucking way to say you don't like something. Also that has absolutely nothing to do with this video