Ricky Gervais Sh*ts on Animals - Best of | Universal Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 3 июн 2024
- Best of Ricky Gervais on the weird and wonderful nature of animals (but mostly weird). Ricky Gervais is the creator & star of The Office, Extras, Derek, Life's Too Short and AfterLife & serial presenter and offender of the Golden Globes.
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I saw him live the other night, was fuckin brilliant. Living comedy legend.
He’s been touring recently? How did I not hear about this
@@yeahok1839 yeah, it's called supernature. It'll be on Netflix soon
You can always depend on Ricky to take you on a thought process you wouldn't normally go on.
Like drinking Fosters beer…?
Yes.... wouldn't...
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Or you could ease up putting people on pedestals & employ common sense & logic.
@@JesusisJesus 🙏🙏🙏🙏з0жз
You can always depend on comedians being comedians basically
This man never fails to crack me up 😂
The dead puppy joke is SO FUCKING DARK 😂
Total hilarity. Love Ricky so much, especially when he laughs at his own jokes. 😂
The last part made me realize how weird it is to watch a disney show about a person that falls in love with a mermaid.
She had legs when they met.
Watch "The Lighthouse" with Dafoe and Pattinson 🤣
Ricky Gervais is a legend at stand up
Agree Marianne, I love how special he is in his thought process, what a unique one!!
7:58 "Now all I'm thinking about is fish puns" He literally IS David Brent! I have flashbacks to a stapler in a jelly which was a triffling situation.
as an entomologist/arachnologist, I totally enjoy the jokes about the crawlies (the others too)
And the daddy long leg problem: I know it too well. Vernacular names are confusing, and if you look at them in several languages even more. (I'm luxemburgish, so 3 official languages and english. Such a mess 😅) scientifically, "Tipulidae", "Pholcidae" and "Opiliones" are commonly called daddy long legs, but more or less unrealated to one another (or similarly same names in other languages). But I totally get that it is not common for average people to speak in scientific names. Although it sure would make my life easier sometimes.
There's an old movie called "Daddy Long Legs" but don't be fooled, it's just Fred Astaire doing his thing, not an insect in sight.
Seems you care more what They are called than what they can do. They can bite and aren't poisonous. But thanks for all the fancy words I will never understand.
@@bobspizza7444 I'm a hopeless crawly-nerd 😅
Niederanven in the house!!
@@bobspizza7444 No spiders are poisonous, though. Venomous, maybe, but definitely not poisonous
"Now all I'm thinking of is fish puns"
I swear to cod, you'd batter not
If you dont like puns you can always tuna out
I sea what you did there
You can do it just for the halibut.
"what sort of fussy dog is that"
its Gorden Ramsy dog!
i am in love with that man
so any Americans watching this questioning why he said a daddy long legs can fly, this is because a daddy longlegs in the Uk (maybe some other places idk) is a nickname for a type of fly, while in the US its a type of spider (technically not a spider but shush)
Crane fly?
@@treblesix8730 Yeah. I am from the uk but i call them crane fly’s and daddy long legs the spiders with the long legs lol
Absolutely hysterical, but I fail to see how it shits on animals
Ricky is the best!! 😂
That lie about the daddy long legs has been going around for decades.not only has it no fangs it has no poison glands it's totally harmless and that's the reality.
how many now believe the bullshyt? rather common occurrence regarding presidents, rich, nazis, celebrities, etc up the wazoo.
Also the fact that it isn’t even a spider
*the conventional daddy long legs not the cellar spiders
You yourself are lying, they absolutely have fangs and can bite humans. The venom is however totally harmless to humans.
Totally random, but as a kid here in South Africa, i saw daddy long legs almost everyday... I haven't seen one for probably 25 years! WTF.
Same here saw them alot as a kid,but haven't seen them for like 5 years
That’s global warming my man. It kills off smaller species.
Lol quick 😂
But daddy longlegs love to hang out on tents for some reason.
Brilliant love his humor!
Btw that daddy long legs fact is a myth, strongest venom spider is the Brazilian wanderer with funnel web second
3rd best not bad.
Fun fact: Daddy long legs are not poisonous. They eat decomposing plant and animal matter. So... Yeah. :p
I think the confusion comes from the Australian spider also called the daddy long legs
What happens if you eat it?
@@Protector0nevenom has to be injected into blood to infect
@@willsr764 but it's not venomous, it's poisonous...
@@billysaunders544 also not very poisonous......................
To a Brit, a "daddy long legs" is a crane fly. In America, we refer to Cellar Spiders as Daddy-Long-Legs. And the thing about the poison is a myth.
Darling Ricky I’ve adored you and always will but still At 80 but of course I don’t even as as a teenager so loved the Thea my dream wouid be to teal to. You are brilliant but also a sweet person
8:00 Billy on family guy
I'm not kidding even a little the first thing I thought was also "why did he cook it first?" Before he even said it
0:2 Venom,not poison.Come on Ricky.
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I feel bad for laughing😂
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Not true about daddy long legs, crane flies are common confused with cellar spiders, but even they do not have potent venom....
Mermaid out of water becomes full human.
The daddy longleg poison but too small a mouth is now found to be wrong. They do bite.
That's a cranefly you're confusing with a daddy long legs Ricky
Daddy long legs are not spiders and they have teeth. The teeth just wont harm a human unless it bites your eyeball. Lol
daddy long legs form clusters. Imagine a floofy ball of lint but its spiders that are now crawling everywhere
Aye but they aren't spiders tho
@@tadamichikuribayashi2869 what do you mean?
my idea of a hot mermaid would be a human lower half and a fish top half though.
I laugh at cows at the abattoirs. 🤣
I couldn't stand him ,but now I've grown to live his stuff
You living his stuff frightens me.... lol
Live his stuff
Or brother
Only two u need to tell them about the volunteer program
Oh, Ricky. 😞
If u wanna get started(thinking)
No need to go that deeper....
Start with basic logics ... connect things*....and just accept the reality/probability/....
"☠️be careful from human nature of being biased towards the contentment, satisfaction,happines(aka survival)
Their legs are designed to easily break away and keep wiggling to distract the predator.
I know it’s only a comedy routine but the common belief about the daddy long legs having the most toxic venom of all spiders is patently false. According to the Australian museum, the myth came about from observations of them eating Red-back Spiders, but their venom is not potent, even for insects. It is also rumoured their fangs are incapable of piercing human skin, that has been proven to be false also, as proven on myth busters.
Do you also know that the peanut it not a nut, it's a legume?
One more thing, Daddy-Long-Legs aren't even spiders.
@@DuTrom Daddy long legs are indeed spiders but the name also can refer to other arthropods such as crane flies.
It’s hilarious how little attention you pay to what Gervais is saying. He never once mentioned a spider lol.
The daddy longlegs poison is an old myth
He said daddy long legs live a day... They live 2 to 7 years
do they?
Daddy long-life
@@Loctorak lol
They kidnap them here
Not me narstist do that
Narstist?
I'm not a babysitter I have not seen u two days
How am I supposed to treat you
That's not actually true about daddy longlegs.
(3:34) No, you didn't kill your puppy - Jesus killed your puppy, on His birthday, 'cause you didn't spend enough on your uncle's Christmas present.
Daddy long legs don’t have any poison or venom………..
Ignore lame title of this video...he makes hilarious jokes and tells funny stories about animals, he doesn't ' sh*t ' on them
I think they’re cute.
And if you are not here and I'm here that explains
daddy long legs lives for 2-7 years...........unless stepped on.
Daddy long legs do not fly, as they don't have wings. Also, the thing about their poison being the strongest is a myth.
In Britain, 'daddy long legs' refers to a crane fly, which do have wings, but barely know how to use them most of the time as Ricky demonstrated lol
But not right now because we gotta re rewind the Mandela effect
Save the planet: teach cynicism in schools.
Aren't schools factories for cynics already?
@@Protector0ne If they are, they are certainly not making a very good job of it.
@McAarinvee *Skepticism* is okay; it definitely should be taught. Cynicism has major drawbacks. But I get why you were trying to say.
@@stephenwright8824 The problem is that the concept of skepticism has become devalued. It was always pretty weak, and creationists are of course 'skeptical' with regard to Darwin. What is missing is the background of reproducible evidence that is the bedrock of valid skepticism. It is that which is now missing from education. I blame the arts side of the 'two-cultures' divide ... which also facilitates/condones 'fake news' and blatant lying by just about anybody in power. Cynicism at least 'calls them out'.
@@Protector0ne No, it's the opposite, wouldn't be very good consumers if that was true
Daddy long legs can bite a human and penn the skin. It is not the strongest poison lol.
She doesn't want to see us happy
daddy long legs live up to 3 years not a day
the stuff about daddy long leg venom is not true, just a urban legend
Where u all are all volunteering there's still 49 states
I'm a Christian who likes much of Ricky's comedy. Not offended by jokes about God, I just find them lazy. He really hasn't thought that much about his unbelief. He uses humor to avoid real examining the evidence. And there is a ton of it.
Copium
Ricky has talked at length and repeatedly about his lack of belief so you are showing your ignorance.....or maybe you're comfortable with being a liar.
@@SMHman666 if ricky has talked "at length" about his unbelief you should be able to point me to a lengthy video or 3 or 4 smaller ones where ricky is giving reasons for his atheism.
It doesn't bother me one bit that he doesn't have a belief in God. But since you've heard him discuss it, why don't you give me his top 3 reasons for no God.
@@gregturk2824 I'm not here to educate you just because you are too lazy to check for yourself. Type into the search bar. It's that simple and you can see him discuss at length with people such as Harris, Dawkins, Colbert, Fry, etc, etc. Wouldn't you rather get his thoughts FROM HIM? Why would you want me to give you HIS reasons? We all know why, don't we?
@Purple Syndicalist I think I'm the Greg you respond to, not sure. I'm a believer in God, I assume your not. I 66 and have had many conversations with atheist wanting proof. To be honest, and I am honest in asking this. What kind of proof would "need" to be convinced of God's existence?
If the kids get fed up with their pets abandon the kids!
So u and the new generation have to save the world
In Satan's hold...Ricky is!!
Well, a mermaid's better than a dog, not sure if a mermaid would like bacon.
Love Rick - but sadly like lots of so called wild life websites you also do not know what a Daddy long legs is - you are getting mixed up with a Crane fly - and yes there is something called a Daddy long legs spider but these are both NOT what a Daddy long legs is. The Daddy long legs is actually a creature referred to as a Harvestman and is not a true spider. They are a type of arachnid that is actually more closely related to scorpions. Unlike true spiders, daddy longlegs only have 2 eyes instead of 8, and they do not have silk glands so they do not produce webs. Also, daddy longlegs have different mouthparts than most other arachnids. They can eat solid foods instead of just liquids and they are commonly eaten by other true spiders.
You must be fun at parties.
Father in law?
First thing he says is a complete myth.
RG needs to watch mythbusters....
Not even close to the most venomous.
Also needs to learn the difference between venom and poison...
Oh f*** off!
Another who's fun at parties....
What a Karen!
The daddy long kegs story is a fallacy. It’s venom is pretty weak and no worry to humans.
Why are they called mermaids of they never even clean the house or serve drinks
God made the serpent crawl on his belly for the rest of it's life
Well the serpent was doing that anyway so hardly a punishment but god must have believed in evolution as he denied the snake from developing legs I am very confused no legs but talking with a lisp that's harsh for telling eve to get an education.
The daddy long legs thing at the start is not true. That is an old myth. Not based in fact whatsoever.
Jaded old man is angry ... again
Or a kid
The daddy long legs stuff is funny but not true.
Because u think a puppy will make u happier
Because ur uncontious and we are treating you stop drinking keep following ur not keeping up
Gervais' acting not as good as in fame or politics here. but at least he is doing some, unlike his latter stand ups where he is just ranting and overly pious, reading out his funny tweets and complaining.
Stupid title you've given this
Yeah I too was expecting a lot more defecating on puppies.
He is funny but also incredibly creepy.
How so?
RG is funny as all hell, but "genius?" I don't think that word means what some people think it means.
Ur in depression saying that nobody loves you because the feminine tells u that I told you
Or gay men
Ur the problem
Try making jokes on Islam. Jesus is an easy pick
Daddy long legs spiders actually do have fangs/teeth but too short to bite humans only smaller insects, so the point of that could be taken as God cared about humans lol.
The hearts of the people are full of evil, and madness is in their hearts while they live, and after that, they go to the dead. For to him, that is joined to the living there is hope. A living dog is better than a dead lion. For the living know that they will die, but the dead knows nothing, neither have they any more a reward, and the memory of them is forgotten. Even their love, and their hatred, and their envy, is now perished, neither have they any more a portion for ever in anything that is done under the sun. God saw that the wickedness of man was great in the earth and that every imagination of the thoughts of his heart was only evil continually. And it repented the Lord that he had made man on the earth, and it grieved him at his heart. And the Lord said, I will destroy man whom I have created from the face of the earth; both man, and beast, and the creeping thing, and the fowls of the air for it repented me that I have made them. But Noah found favor in the eyes of the Lord. I'm not trying to be nasty or scare you. You may be a good person but Christ came for the sinners to call them to repentance. He died for the sins of the world so that you won't have to stand before God miserably, poor, blind, and naked. There is but one way God approved and whoever rejects his son rejects God and will suffer the wrath of God. And for those who believe that Jesus Christ has risen from the dead, shall live forever and the light of their candle will never burn out.
He is ok, he's just saying God is real, Jesus his son is real too. Jesus died for our sins so that we can have eternal life. Just say Lord I believe in you and that you died for me, for forgive me for my sins, in Jesus name, Amen 🙏
LISTEN TO RICKY WHILST IMAGINING THAT HES THE DEVIL
God is real, Jesus is the son of God and He is real too.He died for our sins that we might have eternal life. Pray and acknowledge Him as your savior 🙏
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You lucky Christian not like other I dont know what happen to you if you make fun of other religion?
Jesus Loves You bro everyday
You realize that the abrahamic religions are the most violent in history by far, and christianity is still the top killers in that group
But not right now because we gotta re rewind the Mandela effect