@@my8thaccount236 is it really racist for a dwarf to hate a elf? That implies they’re wrong. Dwarfs have beards, better hygiene, charisma, literature, culture, weapons, don’t have stupid cone head helmets, don’t have a secret bdsm kink, have prettier women, and don’t rely on winged lizards. Elves don’t even have ale for gods sake. They’re better off dead.
@@alexanderstrickland9036 I’m not saying it’s wrong. I’m just saying that it’s impressive that they weaponized words. Anyone is able to hurt feelings and spread unwanted ideas. Only the greatest of beings can kill with them.
@@alexanderstrickland9036 No where in the definition of Racist, is it stated to be wrong. Simply that it is the prejudice of another based on one's ethnicity, ancestral background, and homogeneous grouping. So, are dwarfs racist against elves? ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY, those prissy, skirt wearing, donut loving, knife ears. LOL
beta tyrion insulted him, and Sigma Thorgrim didn't even putted that down in the book of grudges. He just abandoned the elves to their destiny and flipped them the bird. Exactly what whiney losers like them deserved.
@@pancytryna9378 Broadly speaking he believes in diplomacy and doesn't see the point in starting grudges unnecessarily for no good reason. Basically, where ONE dwarf lord finds out that he'd been underpaid by a couple pennies and immediately declares a grudge war against an elector count (I think this is canonically something that happened), Thorgrim would likely assume it had been a simple "manling" mistake and request the remainder (with interest). If the count is being obstinate and no one reasonable in the Empire wishes to intervene, THEN Thorgrim would settle the Grudge debt the old fashioned way. Basically Thorgrim sees the big picture (Fuck Skaven, Greenskins, and Chaos...Elves can be tolerated...if only barely) and doesn't want start shit unless someone forces his hand (if someone does though he's got plenty of pent up righteous Dawi rage to vent in their direction).
They say that after that, Khorne went to an anger management class. Nurgle took a shower, slaanesh took an oath of celibacy and tzeentch... stopped tzeenthcing around...
@@Mrkabrat correction: rocks fall, everyone dies, and *rats win* Edit: that last one was a particularly bitter pill to swallow seeing im a Lizardmen fan.
Aye he's right, the pointy ear princesses need to stay the hell away from a real battle Edit:the only thing they handle good is the hair, and doesn't even have on its face
The event of Thorgrim saying the K word reformed the world forever. The Skaven created an egalitarian society, Nagash chose not to rise again, and the world turned against the dwarves.
0:53 Chaos Gods: "Wow, Thorgrim caused the End Times way much quicker! Guess we don't really need Archaon anymore." Archaon: "YEARS OF TRAINING AND BECOMING STRONGER IN CHAOS' NAME WASTED!"
Even more so a lifetime of torment not even wanting to serve chaos because he didn’t want to end the world. He just accepted his fate. And then Thorgrim decided to use a racist slur …
Hey, the Elves started it like they always do. Thorgrim simply just had enough because the bark fairies kept at antagonizing us Dawi. Thorek, Grombrindal, and Grimnir would be proud. Valaya and Grungni, not so much.
Khorne was angry after the fact since no blood was actually shed from such hatred. Slaanesh was disgusted because the explosion completely disintegrated the victims' bodies. Nurgle was upset as many of the leaders there actually had terminal illnesses that were about to sprout. Tzeentch was happy, claiming he orchestrated the series of events that lead to this point in order spite Nurgle.
Tzeentch: So, are we going to cause the End of Times? Slaanesh: Nah, Thorgrim is doing a pretty good job without us. Khorne: I feel lazy, like, we don't even have to do anything
After bein called the K-word all elves fell under curse of Kheine. The worldwide bloodshed that followed made the most ferocious followers of Khorne look quite gentle, calm and reasonable.
reminder that its canon that dwarves carve slurs into boulders and it empowers them as explosive ammunition for artillery
The absolute lads found a way to literally weaponize racism.
@@my8thaccount236 is it really racist for a dwarf to hate a elf? That implies they’re wrong.
Dwarfs have beards, better hygiene, charisma, literature, culture, weapons, don’t have stupid cone head helmets, don’t have a secret bdsm kink, have prettier women, and don’t rely on winged lizards.
Elves don’t even have ale for gods sake. They’re better off dead.
@@alexanderstrickland9036
I’m not saying it’s wrong. I’m just saying that it’s impressive that they weaponized words. Anyone is able to hurt feelings and spread unwanted ideas. Only the greatest of beings can kill with them.
@@alexanderstrickland9036 No where in the definition of Racist, is it stated to be wrong. Simply that it is the prejudice of another based on one's ethnicity, ancestral background, and homogeneous grouping.
So, are dwarfs racist against elves? ABSO-FUCKIN-LUTELY, those prissy, skirt wearing, donut loving, knife ears. LOL
Grudge throwers
Highly inaccurate, a true dwarf wouldn’t have hesitated
He didn't hesitate he just gave the other races a chance to make fools of themselves before dropping a nuclear redpill
He didn't he just warned
maybe he wanted to see the look of absolute fear in the elf’s face before he said it
Spoken like a true dwarf
He wanted to build up the anticipation before he uttered such a powerful word
What’s amazing is that Thorgrim is actually the most progressive Dwarf High King in the history of the Karaz Ankor.
How is he proggresive
beta tyrion insulted him, and Sigma Thorgrim didn't even putted that down in the book of grudges. He just abandoned the elves to their destiny and flipped them the bird. Exactly what whiney losers like them deserved.
@@pancytryna9378 he hates everyone equally
He's the most progressive as in he only says the K word on occasion rather than every time he sees an elf.
@@pancytryna9378 Broadly speaking he believes in diplomacy and doesn't see the point in starting grudges unnecessarily for no good reason.
Basically, where ONE dwarf lord finds out that he'd been underpaid by a couple pennies and immediately declares a grudge war against an elector count (I think this is canonically something that happened), Thorgrim would likely assume it had been a simple "manling" mistake and request the remainder (with interest). If the count is being obstinate and no one reasonable in the Empire wishes to intervene, THEN Thorgrim would settle the Grudge debt the old fashioned way.
Basically Thorgrim sees the big picture (Fuck Skaven, Greenskins, and Chaos...Elves can be tolerated...if only barely) and doesn't want start shit unless someone forces his hand (if someone does though he's got plenty of pent up righteous Dawi rage to vent in their direction).
Knife ears are temporary, grudges are forever.
That ones going in the book.
Are you saying that are grudges in the Dammaz Kron that can’t be avenged?!
@@josephmoffatt4696 GRUDGES ARE FOREVER!
That's why the beastmen and demons have to die.
Uh, my boy, you said it... here we go aga-
They say that after that, Khorne went to an anger management class. Nurgle took a shower, slaanesh took an oath of celibacy and tzeentch... stopped tzeenthcing around...
By the hammer
Tzeentch deciced to set himself a single small, achievable goal
What...... Thats..... Thats.... MADNESS!
@@alexandersinhell8376 exactly as planned
@@asonofhoruslegionary tzeentch stopped making convoluted plans
And thus began the century long lasting "War of Cancelation".
@@massgunner4152 A good point, fellow Sigmarite.
We will see who cancels who!
@@massgunner4152 whoa now, even Nurgle has a limit on how much toxicity he could take. Twitter is beyond it
@@thegiantcrow7416 you forgot to take in account the khorne multiplier.
@@thegiantcrow7416you're right... twitter is clearly a Skaven invention.
0:25 When an Orc of all people tells a Dwarf to calm down, you know they have problems.
A black orc is smarter than your typical orc.
@@cryptosporidium1375 *slams finger on table.*
ORC IS ORC.
@@gizmatalcoholic4113 the goblin abides
@@gizmatalcoholic4113 Pretty sure the Black Orcs think they're the best.
@@KageRyuu6 cuz we da bestest dere iz ya knife ear
And that kids is when the first Chaos Dwarves came into being.
How dare you call mighty Thorgrim a mere chaos dwarf.
”I’m gonna make the war of the beard look like a fucking skirmish!”
-Thorgrim Grudgebearer
War of Vengeance high king the Dawi have fallen!
Still, better history that End of Times.
Seeing how many *in thicc brettonian accent * PEASANTS who hate the end times, i'm not surprised someone would say this
Almost any story could have been better than the warhammer fantasy equivalent of "Rocks fall, everyone dies"
@@Mrkabrat correction: rocks fall, everyone dies, and *rats win*
Edit: that last one was a particularly bitter pill to swallow seeing im a Lizardmen fan.
@@amandag.6186 de have a sigmarine fan here
I wish to spit in the mouth of those writers
Oh so that's why everyone got blasted into Age of Sigmar
it may seem like madlad Thorgrim dropped the K word like it's nothing, in reality it's just another after pub for an average dawi.
also you can hear how Khorne says based after that.
Thorgrim, the High King of the based people
The chaos gods looking down and thinking “ huh that was surprisingly easier than it should be “
I fully agree with Thorgrim. Around elves, watch yourselves.
knife ears*
:^)
Aye he's right, the pointy ear princesses need to stay the hell away from a real battle
Edit:the only thing they handle good is the hair, and doesn't even have on its face
Specially the Wood elves
@@aloysiusprasetyo3737 you seen them? Fannying about with their bows and not using real weapons 😂
@@AquaFan1998 Spoken like a true practice target.🎯
Meanwhile Lustria and Naggaroth: "Da fuck dey doin' over der?"
Also Skaven: "WHAT THE FUCK-FUCK??!!"
The event of Thorgrim saying the K word reformed the world forever. The Skaven created an egalitarian society, Nagash chose not to rise again, and the world turned against the dwarves.
Reality has been torn asunder and shattered for all time by the power of Dwarfen rage?
Good. No more *knife ears* .
NO WAIT NOT AGA-
YOU FOOL! WHAT HAVE YO- 0:47
Congrats reality was so torn asunder we’re in W40K. At least there are no dwarves to say the K word-
@@willphoenix5464 *THAT'S WHERE YOU'RE WRONG, KNIFE EAR! THE SQUATS ARE BACK!*
@@aerfwefd7334 An da ork ladz 'ere calls dem fings "pointy earz" too.
0:53 Chaos Gods: "Wow, Thorgrim caused the End Times way much quicker! Guess we don't really need Archaon anymore."
Archaon: "YEARS OF TRAINING AND BECOMING STRONGER IN CHAOS' NAME WASTED!"
Kairos must have not liked Archaon too much, or else he would have told him about this eventuality
@@gray15780 Kairos only likes Scarbrand enough to give him useful advice.
Archaon watched Toy Story way too much.
Even more so a lifetime of torment not even wanting to serve chaos because he didn’t want to end the world. He just accepted his fate. And then Thorgrim decided to use a racist slur …
I hate Archaon
When even Grimgor Ironhide thinks you're going a step too far, you may have made a mistake.
At least the Dwarves went out on their own terms.
Still makes more sense than the End Times.
Thorgrim really said yves k word with a hard R.
As someone currently playing thorgrim and about to attack the elves. Thank you for this meme
Did ya win gamer?
@@therealchaosguy I honestly can't remember
@@connorchenery977 Unfortunate
Sigmar tells Thorgrim that it wasn't cool but you know Grimnir and Grungni fist bumped him for it.
Hey, the Elves started it like they always do. Thorgrim simply just had enough because the bark fairies kept at antagonizing us Dawi. Thorek, Grombrindal, and Grimnir would be proud. Valaya and Grungni, not so much.
Smednir is just happy because of how much company he has in the afterlife. Oh, and because all the knife ears are dead.
@@aerfwefd7334 bruh, literally everyone died
@@amandag.6186 And Smednir is the Ancestor God of the afterlife. Don't ruin it for everyone by making me explain things.
The Grimdank is strong with this one
Funny how this is literally the Latest Warhammer Total War III Immortal Empires update trailer
And thus, Warhammer Age of Thorgrim came to be.
*Meanwhile in the Realm of Chaos*
Khorne- DEW IT!!
These are centuraries of grudges, melted into one word...
So a military alliance between Orks, Empire, Elves, and Dwarfs. Neat
Khorne was angry after the fact since no blood was actually shed from such hatred.
Slaanesh was disgusted because the explosion completely disintegrated the victims' bodies.
Nurgle was upset as many of the leaders there actually had terminal illnesses that were about to sprout.
Tzeentch was happy, claiming he orchestrated the series of events that lead to this point in order spite Nurgle.
i bet Slaanesh would get off to how pissed Khorne got
He embodied the rage of all Dawi kind into that slur word.
As a South African, I can honestly say I wasn't expecting that when he said K word
bro same
Kaffir (
Thorgrim became so BASED that the universe couldn’t handle it and destroyed itself
No it just became Age of Sigmar
Tzeentch: So, are we going to cause the End of Times?
Slaanesh: Nah, Thorgrim is doing a pretty good job without us.
Khorne: I feel lazy, like, we don't even have to do anything
Omg XD
nurgal: just relax bro
Didn’t expect the Skaven appearance at the end there
Based gamer moment. I knew the Dwarfs were the good guys
He go down spitting at his enemies face, just like a true dwarf
Grimgor asking him not to say it is DEFINITELY what pushed him over the edge.
"Short?!"
Grombrindal in the Afterlife: Based.
Ikit Claw: YES! YEEEEESSSS! DO IT BEARD-THING!
The Dude screaming so hard, my speaker is broken.
Aaah, a powerful grudge be in playy. Terrifying enough for even orcs to start recoilin’.
I guess this is what if war of the beard was reversed, which is started by the dwarf instead of the elves.
Don't worry folks, Thorgrim has his own K-Word Pass
"I can say that word, my ancestors killed a knife ear once"
After bein called the K-word all elves fell under curse of Kheine. The worldwide bloodshed that followed made the most ferocious followers of Khorne look quite gentle, calm and reasonable.
Thorgrim the 5th Chaos God of Racism and forbidden words…
Certified Dawi gamer moment.
He created age of sigmar
Which is arguably worse than racism
You dare insult our Lord sigmar,
YOU KNIFE EAR
@@davidmartin9225 oh no not agai- *BOOM*
@@iamnerose1658 meanwhile in kislev..
Kislev soldier: what was noise?
"Can't ya just call them gitz instead?"
>I have an idea
The elf will always complain after he's been called a knife-ear
But he'll never tell you why
Fun fact, the end times were stoped by an unseen war. But they were set back into motion because of Thorgrims racism.
Can't believe Thorgrim hit them with hard silent K.
This is unironically the story I'm currently writing
Lady Alarielle get down!
I kinda hope Chaos Gods would even stop Thorgrim to say the K word
Based Thorgrim
BASED and DWARFPILLED
Lucky for Teclic it was not Urist from Ravandil quest.
🤣 yes
How can it divide the free peoples when elves aren't even people.
Tzeench: just as planned
Should have included Archaon saying “Do it.”
I AM ANGRY
ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!!!
This is video was simply sublime, good job friend I had a hearty kek.
At that moment, Thorgrim gave birth to a fifth chaos god... of racism.
Skaven: "Based-truth!"
Trust no elf
>The utterance of that cursed word could set our peoples relations back centuries
Worth, filthy elves
Damn, he really dropped the k-word hard R and all huh?
0:57 nice oversimplified reference
Why did making it deepfried and bass boosted make it even more of a mood?😂
Suffice to say
I'm subscribed to this channel now
*Knife-ears*
Always remember, if dwarves live underground, why are their most famous weapons _Axes_
What are you gonna do knife ear, turn around run 200 meters and shoot me with an arrow
I AM ANGRY!
*ANGRY ABOUT ELVES!*
Ya know. With the immortal empires trailer almost doing this, I feel this is the perfect time to turn this into a *short*.
now thats a dwarf im proud of, rock and stone, hey wait a minute....
i'm gonna say the u-word....
umgi
This is all it took for me to subscribe
This is my new HC for how the End Times happened.
Ah yes. The true lore of the Warhammer end Time.
So this is that 'End Times' I heard so much about
Meanwhile malice is laughing his arsh off
Most definitely so
Meanwhile orcs, goblins, skaven and other who also have pointy ears...
Wow dwarfs really have short tempers
SHORT???
Ooh, that's a K-bomb, baby!
Funny that said K-bomb is spoken with a silent K.
Even THIS is better than the original End Times
This aged well.
the fact we basically got this in the new trailer scares me, even the characters are right
This is how the 40k universe waa created
Aight stumpy, calm down
Shouldn't have used the hard K
Thanks to Tzeentch meddling that Dwarf's emotion, Archaon wins without effort.
I really hope when more squat lore in 40k comes out we get some eldar and squat rivalries
NO! HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT! THAT'S OUR WORD!
Dwarves keep on winning
The sound edit is amazing
When the orks tell you to reconsider you know you got a problem.