Teclis says the S Word | Total War Warhammer meme dub
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- Опубликовано: 1 ноя 2024
- TECLIS NO STOP YOU CAN'T SAY THAT WORD!!!! MRS VALAYA, GET DOWN!
Perhaps after a lengthy talking-to by Karl Franz, well known as an ally to all Dwarf Folx, Teclis will resolve to 👏 do 👏 better 👏. He could stand to be a little more like Archaon. The Everchosen is woke af, no cap.
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The funny thing is that Teclis is the least racist high elf and probably did not try to offend the Dwarfs, he just has as much talent for fumbling with words as he has with magic.
It is the curse of his blood that he is powerless to stop himself from being horribly insensitive at the worst possible times
"Leastn racist" doesnt mean much if you talk about elves
@@NikitaLapshov-k4f It does with Teclis
No it really does
@@NikitaLapshov-k4f It's by a wide margin, dude went out of his way to help the humans create their college of magic a loooong time ago because he thought humans and elves needed to stand together
Whats funnier is that elf diplomats probably do it on purpose but poor Teclis didnt, yet the dwarfs just assumed he is just an asshole like the other elfs.
Nah, what we know about Teclis definitely points to him doing it on purpose, but likely not intending it to derail the council. He gets annoyed and lets loose verbal snipes when annoyed.
Hey look, thousanth like, nice
@@stephenjenkins7971the first couple were definitely accidental but after getting called out so harshly he was probably just thinking 'alright they want to demonize me, I'll show them what it'd actually look like if I was actually insulting him.'
@@stephenjenkins7971 Teclis. more like tactless, amirite
I think he was already offended with “with Asur guidance”, which he see it as Elf condescending attitude.
Every time Teclis opens his mouth, I feel a goddamn -40 to relationships stacking, multiplicatively, in the diplomacy bar.
Just think.
Teclis gets that when he opens his mouth
Mazdamundi gets that penalty for *existing*
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Well, in Mazda case it was intentional.
wow, just like my total war campaigns
Reliability: Very Low
Edit and adding in: Just playing a Kairos Campaign. Teclis was right there, to my north. Did nothing the whole game. -100 rep, didn't even declare war on me...and he was destroyed by a very angry Tictactoe. I don't know what reasons would have caused that besides "Its Teclis" but I do see where the dino rider is coming from. Anyways, *incite rebellion*.
Teclis single-handedly bringing the Public Order of Altdorf down to revolt levels
watch in amazement as I turn off taxes for 3 turns thus completely averting this catastrophe
😎
@dan vojnovič I think it's 1/4 a season. Whatever that means.
Ayo
Hey! It's the funny space elf hippie lover!
@@ThePumpkinRot
1 season = 3 months
1 month = 4 weeks
1 season = 12 weeks
1 turn = 1/4 season
1 turn = 3 weeks
He failed it so much that dwarf's "kill him" was a merciful command
Have you read what dwarves count as as a punishment worth striking a grudge off their damn book? Killing Teclis on the spot really IS that merciful. If not to him, to all the potential collateral victims of a later punishment!
“Kill him,” roughly translated in this instance to, “put the poor fucker out of his misery”
What a Dwarf would usually say: "Kill him, rape the corpse and force his brother to watch."
* dwarfs's
I think you mean Dawi.
Choas is the kind of faction to send a paragraph apology and then challenge you to a blood duel
A good blood duel to clear the feelings!
The essence of old school honor.
Khorne would approve
Just to make sure you get all your bad feelings out
"You can't be angry at me anymore if one of us is fucking dead."
I love how the “apology” on the chaos side boils down to “I know calling midgets short is an insult to all midgetkind.”
Petition to replace the dwarves name with midgetkind.
Being chaos dwarves, this is already better than 90% of their interactions with other people
@@dustinnabil798 you really want that big of a place in the book, Umgi?
The funny part is that Archean the Everchosen being open and inclusive is on point because he represents chaos undivided.
@@chuckbuck5002 make sense a lot
That gracious apology encouraged the chaos dwarfs to confensate for the lack of hell cannons , hence why they are coming so late
Jesus Christ man it’s compensate! Are you on warpstone?
@@Mr_Hst warpstone must've gave his fingers the jitters
@@Mr_Hst Toke-hit the boof-boof before coming to the comment-forums
@@Mr_Hst dislexia
@@Mr_Hst Did someone-person mention warp-warpstone?
“What I don't understand is that, if they hate the word so much, why are they saying over and over again? Every day, you got the White Dwarf coming here and saying 'Shorty this', 'Shorty that', 'Shorty Please', 'Umgak Shorty', 'Shorty, you're not saying', 'Shorty get that wazzok', 'Shorty look at that wultelgi', 'Shorty you're crazy!'. They say it so much, I don't even notice it anymore. So when they come in and say 'Can ye speak of your own people, shorty?', I'm not thinking 'Oh Khaine they said the word... The s word!', I'm thinking 'How can we speak about our own people when the whole world is at stake?', don't you think this question is nothing short of ridiculous?”
- Teclis, probably.
Dawi, how is you gonna borrow a french fry?
Dawi, is you gonna give it back??
I'M GONNA NEED TWO BOOKS FOR THIS ONE
“B-but, which book is it going in?”
*”ALL OF THEM!*
Oh my, Chris sama
hey it's the funny song guy! here in my comments!
@@DreadAnon you've made it to the big leagues
I remember you in 4chan
The Virgin "try to be polite" Teclis vs. the Chad "apology for choosing the wrong words" Archaon!
And those two vs the "Stop fucking fighting over words, the world is ending, you twats" Franz
@@MrJinglejanglejinglehe still made bro go to sensitivity training though 💀
@@noonefromnowhere7945 True. Too bad Dwarfs have such SHORT tempers. You'd really think they wouldn't have such SMALL-minded behavior. Especially with something so TINY in the grand scheme of things.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle I’m way too stoned for this 😭
Bro-friend on that warp-magic dust
love how he calls em "Knife Ears" after being called into Karl Franz's office.
The crazy part is that no one bats an eye when the calls the elf a "knife ear."
@@KordellCunningham
Dwarves aren't afraid of sensitivity training, for they rule it with a heavy grudge book
Wow, the dawi called tecles the k word and everyone just agreed with him.
Double standards
@@josephdoria5237 the knife started it
Dwarfs can’t be racist
To be fair, the knife ear had it coming
That's going in the book!!!
"They call each other short all the time why can't I say it" that's a classic
1:04 Karl Franz: "I summon Prohibition Hammer!"
Teclis: "Prohibitions only expand demands!"
"PROHIBITION!? There'll be no alliance"
To be fair Teclis is a multi-milennia year old master diplomat
This is not a random mistake
Teclis is barely 200 years old.
@@sKaXxer right, finnubar is milennia something
But wait wasn't Teclis the one who taught imperials magic under magnus the pious?
Wasn't that 300 years before end times?
@@cathulionetharn5139 no, you’re right, I fucked up he was hitting 400 by the end times.
His mama never leveled up his speech craft.
Apparently Teclis was 16 (possible 17 or 18) when N'krai rampaged in Ulthan in 2173 IC.
Great War of Chaos happens in 2301 to 2304 with the Imperial Colleges of magic officially founded in that last year.
Karl Franz was crowned 2505 IC.
End times is 2519IC to 2528IC.
The sheer confusion and scrambling of someone trying not to offend a dwarf is by far one of the best things I've heard today
Update: Need more moments like this where people are just trying so hard not to offend a dwarf
we've all been there
At least once
Or twice in my case
@@darkestspyrro5485comedy
@DarkestSpyrro *vine boom*
“I have dwarf friends…” - Teclis probably
This video gives me Solid JJ vibes I appreciate his influence on the net XD
All he had to say.
"We need your help killing elves, we will help you wipd out orcs with our spells in return."
I AM GONNA SAY THE S WORD
HERE I GO
SHO(several dwarf canons fire directly at my position all at once)
I. HATE. KNIFE EA-
Archaeon as usual the most based character in the whole setting
There’s a reason he won the End Times.
@@jasonalcatraz5817
plot armor
@@patchythepirate-je4fe lm still mad that gameworkshop willing to tear fantasy setting down for a bloody blue fish?!!!
@@baddiegaming758 ruclips.net/video/9pxPRfWjwc8/видео.html
Context please and thank you
It's alright-fine, I got bearded-thing friends! I can say-say short!
Sir...? Are you sure that green glow is supposed to be there?
…says the Rakki…
my own interpritation is that thorgrim knew excaclty what teclis was meaning when he said short sightedness. he was just doing a bit of trolling on the elgi
Well, he got triggered first because Teclis, in the subconsious Asur arrogancy, suggested that High Elves should lead the alliance and Thorgrim thought that the elgi were making another play get on top. And considering WH Dwarfs are spiteful enough to go to war for being short-charged for construction project, it's perfectly in character for them to see insult where there is none.
Also need to note than the reply to Thorgrim towards Teclis is a reference to the fact that Teclis isn't the leader of the high elf putting in doubt than the other high elf would be as willing as Teclis to do the alliance
nah dwarves are really THAt spiteful. They will raze to the ground the castle you hired them to build and murder you or your people simply because in their payment, out of several carts of gold, a few copper coins were missing... to anyone sane, an accounting error and honest mistake. For a dwarf, you deliberately cheated them out of money you rightfully owe them
Regardless of some of his shortcomings, Thorgrim has been a fantastic leader in his war against the greenskins.
SHORT?!
@@BigPapaKaiserAs a felow human, I would like to apologise the poor choice of words of my compatriot. We do not endorse shaming other races based on their height. I wish you a good day.
My dawi be stacking kills on black orcs, but do he be stacking even up to my knee?
Oi Gitz, Weez pofer the turm fungal-humanoids of green complection.
@@jpfg2713 ... Fiiiiiine. I'll smudge that grudge out...
"I'm not about to let the damned forces of chaos have the moral high ground!" got me good
Shoutout to Archaon who, despite the negative picture painted by the side of the conflict claiming to have the moral high ground, showed understanding, empathy and tact more than that racist Teclis
Archaon was a former Sigmar cultist himself, educated in their ways even, way before he heard the voices.
“Now let’s talk about that shipment of breeding slaves coming up from Zorn Uzgul.”
Archaon was the chosen leader for a reason, not only is he fierce in combat and a skilled wizard, he also has a high grade in psychology and knows how to avoid unnecessary conflict by using his words carefully to almost offend but come out the bigger man
Ok, but how he deal with Sigvald and Norsca hookers?
Give siggy some new mirrors occasionally and norscans just need bananas
Chaos Dwarves being more forgiving then normal Dwarves is true in Fantasy, btw.
It's "Dwarfs" in Warhammer if I'l not mistaken.
the fact that nobody talked about Thorgim's "knife ear" is so real life accurate
I love that chaos dwarves are always more chill than regular dwarves
Wow. Dwarves really are small-minded aren't they?
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Short-tempered too.
SMALL!!??
SHORT?!
*That's going in the book!*
If the ear looks like a a knife, _take their life._
If they talk about rock, smack 'em with your cock
Kroq-Gar, Mazdamundi, or Tehenauin should’ve been there while the rest were bickering going:
“Pfft, Warmbloods.”
BOK BOK MOTHERFUCKER! LET'S KILL CHAOS AND MONKE WITH OUR DINOSAURS!
Lizardmen are not invited to the order club.
@@evangelosvasiliades1204 Not like we wanted to join the stupid warmblood club anyways.
:,C
The Empire would’ve had to answer for that Huntmarshal nonsense in Lustria.
@@Jobles007 Warcrimes against skink kind
*Teclis opens his mouth.*
Dwarves: "that's a grudg'in. "
I think it would be funny if after every teclis line thorgrim gasped the height pun like going "MESURE!?!" "TALL!?!!" And "HEIGHT!?!"
“High King, have your men hold the enemy for just a bit longer! My outriders will flank the enemy from behind and engage them in short range with their-“
Thorgrim: **SHORT?!?!** No alliance!
You know, I'm trying to think of a way to discuss the seriousness of the situation without a reference to size.
"The situation is too grim for this sort of bickering!" is the best I've come up with so far.
"Mountain lords please! We are bickering about irrelevant squabbles in the grant scheme of things when our combined forces could extinguish both orc and chaos alike if we just reconsider an alliance either extended or temporary!"
My best take
@@void735 Grand ?!?
@@anl8830 oh come on! Grand is not in any way a meassurement of height!
@@void735
Grand (adjective)
(…)
4: large and striking in size, scope, extent, or conception
@@void735HEIGHT!!!!!
You know it's bad when chaos has the moral high ground
These dwarf folks sure are short tempered.
SHORT???!!!
It would be one hell of a plot twist if all Dawi (chaos and otherwise) didn't actually care about bring called short but just hammed it up in front of all the other races.
0:51 bro just dropped dat k-word bomb and no one says anything
It could be worse. They could have sent Imrik to speak with Teclis.
For those who don't know, Imrik is canonically the most arrogant Dragon Lord, group of the most arrogant noble houses of Caledor, the most arrogant part of Ulthuan, the capital of the most arrogant race in the Hammer World (Actual name of the Warrhammer fantasy world)
That would be like Japanese people going to Korea just to cause a ruckus, get killed, and giving japan a reason to declare war.
(this actually happened).
@@no.notfromRDRI think I know what event you are talking about, but as far as I remember, it was not as much as they went to cause ruckus on purpose, as much as their culture was build around personal honor so much that even not stepping out of the sidewalk to let a japanesse noble/warrior pass was enought to get slapped or even challenged to a duel to the death on the spot.
Asia was, and in some ways still is, a really different place when it comes to mentality than the rest of the world.
@@michasalamon8315Asia is not "a place", there are tons of countries with totally different cultures, and grouping them all under the same label just screams "I am american with no understanding of how our world work"
This combos well with the PancreasNoWork video today
A wise Ostrich once said folks, "Think before you speak"
Leave it to the Chaos Dwarfs to figure out how to be the bigger man
0:23 Fun fact: "petty" comes from the French word "petit" meaning "small".
At least Teclis didn't mention anything about shaving.
Even Saltzpyre the Witch hunter from the Warhammer Vermintide games would be like "WHAT THE BLOODY HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, ELF!?"
The least racist elf vs the most patient dwarf
"We call them 'biggers'"
...Fuckin' hell, my sides...
SMALL POWER
I'm missing the "NOW MAKE MY GODDAMN CANNON" from the end
Teclis must have been nostalgic after remembering his time standing side by side with Magnus the Pious during the Great War Against Chaos centuries ago.
Well, he's trip to Empire is often in elven standarts. Trade offers, choosing new human maidens and etc
Oh hell nah the dwarfs can call you a knife-ear but I can't say *anything* about height in general
Almost everyone has knife ears except for those men
Knife ear is more of a term for the more emotional sort
historical context! The elves have wronged the Dawi many times, plundering and raiding our innocent trading caravans they were once sending to their once trusted elven allies. As long as there is a grudge in the book for the elves, Knife ear remains on the table. Any elf sympathising dwarfs are STINKING ELGONGI who only want the admiration of those pointy eared oaf breaking privileged WAZZOCKS
Yes it's quiet... A tall order for the boys.
@@commmander64 TALL?!
Yeah. Sounds about right. Black people can call white folks Cracker all they want but a white person ain’t allowed to say a slur back.
Everything you make is gold.
I love how easy to TRIGGERED are the dwarfs.
Just like in the real world.
Book.
He's out of line but he's right.
@@Morec0
Nah…let him cook.
Lmao true
@@Morec0 And they're out of sight
I only see the horizon up here
0:45 That silly hammer bonk .🤣🤣
"ENOUGH"
This is why Archaeon was able to conquer the Old World- Man had literally divine levels of charisma.
Teclis just earned himself, like 9 different entries in the book.
I'm sending this to Pancreasnowork.
Good news! I posted it in the comments that I know he reads. Now we wait.
@@cmdrblaster we will watch your career with great intrest
Teclis set a record for most entries in 'The Book' during one conversation that day. It's actually the exact moment every dwarf in all fantasy lores started disliking elves.
wow that warrior guy has a short temper
i’m being hunted
Every word Teclis say is like -100000 social credit
The chaos forces have the moral high ground, that is why they are wining.
Mans just got himself so many grudges they're gonna need a new book💀
WHAT FRESH HELL HAVE I STUMBLED UPON WHERE CHAOS IS THE POLITE ONES!?
THAT GOES INTO THA BOOK, LADDIE
All of this could be avoided by JUST SAYING "Yes High king I speak for my people"
When Chaos side is less chaotic and more wholesome
I am surprised he managed to get out of that situation with only a light reprimand by his superior, and NOT get put at the very top of the list in the Book of Grudges
1:14 HIGH ?!
He gonna get himself a whole chapter of grudges
This is a masterpiece. How does it not have more views?
He has dug himself a hole of immeasurable depth.
Even dwarves themself don't dig that deep
Elf trying not to be condescending 💀 (impossible)
Short is our word. You can call us Shota
He really was not lying. Chaos do really be having the moral highground right about now
HIGH ground?!?!
That distorted bonk sound got me
Its funny because Chaos Dwarves are able to understand the concept of forgiveness as evidenced by the Infernal Guard where although they are shamed and masked, are able to redeem themselves in battle and rejoin society unlike the Dawi Slayers that keep fighting until they are killed by something horrifying to make up for their lost honor. The uncorrupted Dawi do not even have a word for forgiveness and they are the good guys.
Tbh i was expecting the chaos side to just say "do your job midget" but this turned out just as entertaining in juxtaposition.
Archaon a true gentleman
An Old World with sensitivity training in it isn't worth defending, for it has already fallen to the council of four satans. 😂
The most fantastical thing about this skit is the apology being accepted, rather than used as more ammunition to destroy the speaker.
Oh I see how it is, call them short and everyone loses their mind but they are allowed to call elves knife ears as much as they want.
Alright, I'm tired of everyone pretending Teclis was somehow in the wrong here. Thorgrim was clearly acting intentionally belligerently from the beginning, insinuating that the elves were actually manipulating everyone into an alliance, and that nobody but them could have come up with the idea of uniting in the first place. Then, after Teclis uses an incredibly common figure of speech, Throgrim takes the opportunity to make it out to be a personal insult, holding the entire meeting hostage out of petty spite for the high elves. I don't think he even actually cares about his height, he's just using it as an excuse to bully everyone else into having to walk on eggshells as to not blow up any opportunity for diplomacy. To top it all off, he casually throws out "knife ear" without a second thought. Say what you want about elves, but they never stoop to this level.
Don't be harsh on Teclis, it's his blood speaking
The fact that the probably more than 300 year old "superior" elf, considered one of the most diplomatic, tolerant and intelligent of his kind is being lectured to in basic etiquette by a 30 something year old "manling" like an intern really goes to show that elves are basically immortal manchildren.
And then there's the Dwarfs, which will demand the head of your firstborn if you breathe wrong.
@@MrJinglejanglejingle
Actually first they'll send a team of 4 diplomats to collect the "breathe wrong" tax of two copper coins.
By sigmar give the dwarves their coins and be rid of them.
@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Agreed.
Teclis has been shown in stories to really fumble in his word quite hard and he is the most "diplomatic" as in the least racist of the elves and the one who see importance in the alliance with the other species.
To be fair, that ain’t just any 30 year old man, it’s mah boy Karl fucking Franz
And to think, Teclis is renowned for being the most tolerant and friendly of the High Elves 😂
When this happened in the trailer it was so unexpected yet hilarious
Anyone Reasonable: "You Dwarfs sure are a contentious people."
A Dwarf, slobbering and frothing at the mouth: "DAS GOIN' IN DA BOOK"
Archeon may be the bringer of the end of the world, but he knows how to give a proper apology when it is needed. A mark of a true leader.
Daaaaw so true Archaon
you are bad guy but this does not mean you are bad guy
I'm mean sure he's done a lot of horrible things like Mass murder, Genocide, High treason, Mass arson, Usage of dark magic
Manslaughter, Human sacrifice, Mass destruction etc. But still.
@@thefirstofthelastones8952 professionals have standards
Shorter is our word but you can call us shorta.
Now inscribed into the Book, mention "The stuttering Elgi"
I don't believe a chaos dwarf forgemaster came in under the requested amount.
Dwarves? Accepting an apoligy? It truely is the end times.
Not the vine boom sound effects 😂😂😂 I can’t
Teclis, more like TACTLESS!! 😅L0L 😂
Dude had 100 dice with the best possible modifiers and failed all the rolls.