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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @_ZeroMaximum_
    @_ZeroMaximum_ 2 года назад +49

    "Soft as a pillow, Hard as a Rock."
    - The First Meme

  • @_ZeroMaximum_
    @_ZeroMaximum_ 2 года назад +38

    Thank you! This cursed memes can now give me nightmares and this could also help me stay awake for the whole. Teacher's recommendation.

  • @medafan53
    @medafan53 2 года назад +18

    21:07 The MCU Antman suits are a closed system, like a space suit, leaving Scott with a limited supply of air that is shrunk with him. It's the reason that they have full face helmets instead of comic accurate ones that leave the mouth exposed batman style.

  • @thechalupacabra3065
    @thechalupacabra3065 2 года назад +6

    "you my friend, have never had a good slaveburger." Single best worst line I've ever heard.

  • @BladeTheBreacher
    @BladeTheBreacher 2 года назад +1

    0:49 The "chase your siblings around with it" one

  • @sharkdragon8548
    @sharkdragon8548 2 года назад +5

    The first one make me gasping for air

  • @smoothestbrain
    @smoothestbrain 2 года назад +1

    if i ever get drafted i’m gonna use this to get back home

  • @BuffGuitarist
    @BuffGuitarist 2 года назад +1

    🇬🇧 was my last used emoji. Guess it's time to chow down on the UK

  • @SupHapCak
    @SupHapCak 2 года назад +2

    Found out I’m related to 2 of the 3 guys who escaped Alcatraz that one time so cheers

  • @HANKSANDY69420
    @HANKSANDY69420 2 года назад +1

    0:15 | Lady Liberty, ofc!

  • @vexile1239
    @vexile1239 2 года назад +3

    That thumbnail was hilarious tho

  • @Xi_Xinping
    @Xi_Xinping 2 года назад +1

    Bro had a whole ocean to do it in

    • @sheldon-cooper
      @sheldon-cooper 2 года назад +1

      Im glad he didn't otherwise my meme wouldn't be first

  • @LordEverlost
    @LordEverlost 2 года назад

    Skill based matchmaking! That was awesome lol

  • @administratory2434
    @administratory2434 2 года назад +2

    gay:*celebrating pride*
    liberals: yasssss qweeen
    england:*patriotic thing to honor elizabeth*
    liberals: this is the gayest thing ive seen*spams gay british gifs on twitter*

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 2 года назад

    0:51 The screamer and the pacifist. So long as the spider stays over in its spot and doesn’t come in my spot, we’ve got no beef.

  • @michaeljohnson1117
    @michaeljohnson1117 2 года назад +5

    8:40 Maybe now that it's a king instead of a Queen they'll finally overthrow this ridiculous system where the Royal family literally owns the whole country.

  • @thepotatolord3052
    @thepotatolord3052 2 года назад

    7:01 Ye I kinda did think Madonna was dead

  • @matrixphijr
    @matrixphijr 2 года назад

    "And you're still bi yourself"
    That's not even cursed, that's just straight up murder.

  • @unfunnyskull
    @unfunnyskull 2 года назад +2

    the first meme lmao 💀

  • @ChristopherCapersJones
    @ChristopherCapersJones 2 года назад

    5:56 I'm telling my colleagues this joke! This is kind of funny.

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 2 года назад +2

    thumbnail is first entry. KUDOS!!

  • @georgejones3526
    @georgejones3526 2 года назад

    Can you make the background music a little louder? I can still occasionally think about what I’m watching.

  • @ugadabera_8647
    @ugadabera_8647 2 года назад +1

    12:29 pintipanda???

  • @samwise1530
    @samwise1530 2 года назад

    15:36
    I’m still standing by Elton John

  • @timnewton9610
    @timnewton9610 2 года назад

    Why discharge him for something so miniscule

  • @lokithegodkiller
    @lokithegodkiller 2 года назад

    "what song would you recommend to somebody who just lost a leg" that's in poor taste. Obviously you'd recommend the cha cha slide

  • @sharuan
    @sharuan 2 года назад +1

    0:38 who is it then?

    • @AhOldTimes
      @AhOldTimes 2 года назад +1

      A famous country leader !

  • @flopjul4581
    @flopjul4581 2 года назад +2

    9:20 i will just say to friend that we get 7 mil and split the money. It never said the person who touched your a## gotta give you the money.

  • @landerson7348
    @landerson7348 2 года назад

    I would recommend "my son John" by the Smoky bastards to someone who lost both legs if they have a sense of humor.

  • @SupHapCak
    @SupHapCak 2 года назад +1

    Also a lot of the reasons slavery is wrong are because human beings are HUMAN BEINGS and not livestock? That was kind of the reason people wanted to end slavery?
    The implications of vegans thinking animal meat industry are the same as slaves are staggering, yet they don’t see any irony in it at all.

  • @moley249
    @moley249 2 года назад

    8:00 if i saw a xenomorph in my house i would commit die. no for real, that thing is so damn terrifying i.... i just can't.... .....................i don't know what to say i'm just scared and need help now

  • @rickastleyrule3497
    @rickastleyrule3497 2 года назад

    5:40 you can if you dont get caught

  • @anonymousman34
    @anonymousman34 2 года назад

    Putting the seamen in sea men

  • @amanawolf9166
    @amanawolf9166 2 года назад +2

    11:40
    I'm going to throw this out there for anyone who may take a second or go "what are they talking about" or any other questions. Some mammals have a literal, physical bone in their ding-dong.

  • @AverageRattEnjoyer
    @AverageRattEnjoyer 2 года назад

    0:40 so who tho
    Edit: hmm is it that guy who gets stung and bitten alot?

  • @briansneary7535
    @briansneary7535 2 года назад

    Famous is different than infamous

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 2 года назад

    9:35 Darth Runteh. It sounds like a Scottish person calling me short. If anybody else, including one of my admirals makes another short joke, they get the force choke!

  • @WalmartBrandClothingItems
    @WalmartBrandClothingItems 2 года назад

    Thomas and friends: The Adventures of Tism and Spergy.

  • @charlie523
    @charlie523 2 года назад

    At 21:15 I read this image before too where at?

  • @JJ_lol
    @JJ_lol 2 года назад

    4:28 I smell gacha, anyways, I'm gonna eat "🙏", wtf does that mean
    8:47 Omega Mart?

  • @pocketinfinity6733
    @pocketinfinity6733 2 года назад

    7:01 *SHE'S NOT?????*

  • @efeozel9498
    @efeozel9498 2 года назад

    1:17 i hope they didnt put r/mha

  • @randomhuman9808
    @randomhuman9808 2 года назад

    3:57
    Pics were edited, look at the curve at the left girl in the last pic.

  • @CupcakeMGem123
    @CupcakeMGem123 2 года назад

    0:49 the zoo keeper

  • @TheSideDragon
    @TheSideDragon 2 года назад

    I don’t think people understand that only fans was intended to just be a chat place

    • @bryancline8893
      @bryancline8893 Год назад

      Leave it to women to find a way to monetize their bodies while complaining about being objectified.

  • @HANKSANDY69420
    @HANKSANDY69420 2 года назад +1

    1:08 | this should be too offensive to be included lol...

  • @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860
    @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860 Год назад

    4:29 "😭"
    What the hell is that supposed to mean

  • @macorazonromerorapisura3726
    @macorazonromerorapisura3726 2 года назад

    Rizal statue PERFECT!!!!!!!!!

  • @danninmatthews5640
    @danninmatthews5640 Год назад

    0:33 Why is the rational one getting massively downvoted?

  • @ryanbright1363
    @ryanbright1363 2 года назад

    Darth Nayr

  • @elizabetha2601
    @elizabetha2601 2 года назад

    4:30 I will eat squid 🐙

  • @RhettJack.
    @RhettJack. 2 года назад +1

    Fact of the day technicly we were all born from monkey sperm send this fact to 4 of your MySpace fans

  • @Skolg3r77
    @Skolg3r77 2 года назад

    4:28
    This is pretty bad given the situation rn, but ig I'm eating the British flag 🇬🇧

  • @neilmackinnon3102
    @neilmackinnon3102 2 года назад

    💧 not that bad

  • @dunjad1252
    @dunjad1252 2 года назад

    My country has Avala tower

  • @hexagonalpineapple3846
    @hexagonalpineapple3846 2 года назад

    did not expect bdg to be in here

  • @Bjsvakdvskdbaiqb
    @Bjsvakdvskdbaiqb Год назад

    Why must I try and give myself a funny Kahoot name bro. Now I have to eat 🙉. Bruh

  • @tesstickles4621
    @tesstickles4621 2 года назад

    Wait who's the most known Austrian nbs

  • @hunterlovejoy7651
    @hunterlovejoy7651 2 года назад

    9:23 a priest I’m a minor so it’s guaranteed 7 mil

  • @محمدالسعيدالدماطي-غ2ه

    0:44 THE FUCK

  • @neverdyingchild4912
    @neverdyingchild4912 2 года назад

    Darth eisus…
    Edit: or darth hanasus

  • @neverdyingchild4912
    @neverdyingchild4912 2 года назад

    Gonna go eat hotdogs for lunch 😏

  • @primrose446
    @primrose446 2 года назад +1

    7:27

  • @revinevan87
    @revinevan87 Год назад

    Mike Thaison*

  • @hi_me69420
    @hi_me69420 2 года назад

    do you like drinking toast?

  • @LeonitOMG
    @LeonitOMG 2 года назад +2

    Whoever's reading this, i pray that whatever you're going through gets better and whatever you're struggling with or worrying about is going to be fine and that everyone has a fantastic day! Amen

  • @chrisbieske8117
    @chrisbieske8117 Год назад

    I was the word autistic blurred 🤨

  • @stet_and_query_central_1
    @stet_and_query_central_1 2 года назад

    🇨🇭hmmmmmm, time to eat the swiss flag.

  • @Syl14_
    @Syl14_ 2 года назад

    ok

  • @themanwhowouldbebrick
    @themanwhowouldbebrick 2 года назад

    I will eat 🇳🇿

  • @agaro5
    @agaro5 2 года назад

    🗿

  • @thedatboi_
    @thedatboi_ 2 года назад

    Just sharted 😏

  • @parkercat5768
    @parkercat5768 2 года назад

    Howdy

  • @kaielleferguson4442
    @kaielleferguson4442 2 года назад

    Hi

  • @gabemblood
    @gabemblood 2 года назад

    0:13 We have Jesus, you guys need to pray more. Everyday, we go further from God.

  • @xWhyfi
    @xWhyfi 2 года назад

    Lmaoo

  • @tfkwarrior7991
    @tfkwarrior7991 2 года назад +2

    First

  • @floorman7076
    @floorman7076 2 года назад

    9th

  • @tfkwarrior7991
    @tfkwarrior7991 2 года назад

    First view!

  • @TheoferrumII
    @TheoferrumII 2 года назад

    Pillow Talk - that was probably a shared pillow cause they sometimes have to share bunks called hot bunkin or hot racking...

  • @NRNfr
    @NRNfr 2 года назад

    🗿