@@objectrayz2006 it’s actually real, as I did went to China before to participate in a wedding party, they had shark fin soup, roasted pork. Still they don’t eat cats or dogs. I suppose.
@@Asparagus_is_just_tasty Yup, shark fin soup is getting banned tho in some parts of China now. also while not everyone eats cats dogs horses sharks and pigs some people do i think
If all the memes weren't censored I would probably laugh gosh darn it I hope one day just one day or even more we could finally have uncensored pure content that would be great really great
9:54 I'm actually curious which side wins in this situation. Technically two rooks are worth more than a queen, but they are still very similar in value.
8:51 Spider-man vs the Flash is an interesting thought experiment. Can Spider-man actually dodge an attack from the Flash because of the Spider-sense? Or is the Flash simply too fast?
I've been so depressed since HRH Mrs.Granny UK 'passed'. It doesn't stop! Join the queue! Don't you dare smile! Noone mention Andrew goosing his daughter! Look at the box! LOOKATHEBOX!!! 3 more days of this. Awesome.
You know when you want to like the video, but you saw something so... weird and start having mix feeling about using the like button? In every single one of those cursedcomments videos, I've ad that problem. But another one is so funny that I had to forget about my previous weird encounter and like the video.
0:03 Dude broke all the world laws, social rules, rules of nature, every single rule ever with that comment.
And he traumatized every single soul too
I can relate to the first one. Pigs are cute and adorable with how they walk and oink. Dogs are pretty yummy.
"Pigs are cute"
In China they eat cats dogs horses sharks and pigs
@@Ascensionshypnosis they dont actually, it was just fake news.
@@objectrayz2006 it’s actually real, as I did went to China before to participate in a wedding party, they had shark fin soup, roasted pork. Still they don’t eat cats or dogs. I suppose.
@@Asparagus_is_just_tasty Yup, shark fin soup is getting banned tho in some parts of China now.
also while not everyone eats cats dogs horses sharks and pigs some people do i think
If all the memes weren't censored I would probably laugh gosh darn it I hope one day just one day or even more we could finally have uncensored pure content that would be great really great
yes
Russia fan/supporter = gigachad
It's okay to use social media to rally people to destroy others stuff, but don't say fuck! 🤔
we can but then they wouldnt make money
OH MY GOSH YES
18:11 The grave wasn't the only hole that was filled.
With what? Me? You?
Graveyard*
9:54 I'm actually curious which side wins in this situation. Technically two rooks are worth more than a queen, but they are still very similar in value.
stalemate or black unless black plays bad
0:24
Me: Looks at my wardrobe
Also me: *Guess I'll die*
nvm it's a wall :I
i need to stick a hanger up in the *ss...
*OUCH*
MINE IS A FUCKING SINK
Mine is a
charger
mine is a piano
0:17 The roof. I am currently lying on my side and my “left side” relative to me is the ceiling. I am in danger.
8:51 Spider-man vs the Flash is an interesting thought experiment. Can Spider-man actually dodge an attack from the Flash because of the Spider-sense? Or is the Flash simply too fast?
0:24
wii remote with cover: oh hell nah
The Swedish Millitary is coming For You, Stay Safe.
Pokimon more like poki my nuts
0:16 The damage is instant death because to my left is a fucking bed
no you are fucking, the bed.
Goodnight
0:20 Looks to my left. Sees a whole cupboard.
"Yeah, pretty bad I think"
As a normal person, I can indeed confirm puppies are delicious
Same
r/cursedcommentsthatshouldbeillegal
@@SCP-049-1-Why i Love to do illegal stuff
@@bkCheezburgor r/cursedcommentsthatshouldbeillegalatleastmostpeoplethinkorsmtbutidontagreebeacusesometimesidothesame
@Tyler Kudo lmao i eat Humans you should Try them
4:00 WHY DID THAT GET ME TO WHEEZE?! My humor is so fucked up istfg 😂😂😂
0:23
*CHAIR*
0:12 me laying down on my bed on my left side
0:23
Theres a bag of doritos on my left-
Oh shit, I have a bag of mini starbursts on my left--
I have a Monty plush....
Oh duck off 😭
I literally have a cactus. Kill me now
the closest object to my left is my sketchbook
Serious question: what is frosty lotion?
00:17
My brother’s elbow. 8/10 damage 😌
Queen ran out on Totems of undying
RIP Queen Love from Germany
0:23 my brother
5:03
Bro has secured the entire human race VIP spots in hell. That comment was beyond cursed
0:26 lamp, a massive lamp up to my shoulder.
0:24 my car door.. ?????
7:30 THISACTUALLY HAD ME WHEEZING ANDNOW MY NECK HRTS
0:17 a stove? yikes
0:13 to my left is a yoga ball.. god no....
0:01 go to China, you'll find your answer there
IM DYING 😭😭😭😭
0:19 The item next to me is the entire shower, along with the curtains, the bathtub, all that.
*D e a t h*
Mine was a chair.... *oh gosh*
Worse then death, getting your skin
I'm not finishing my sentence
@@yourlocalcommenter9948 thank you.
@@i_am_Plague shred to bits violently, your welcome
0:20 it's a bath tub :]
0:13
*a nightstand, im probably dead*
0:24 *looks to my left, sees bookshelf*
well
uh
hmm
0:25 a sorry board there ain’t no recovering from that one
I didn’t realize the irony of this comment until about 30secs later
0:13 a bed
0:14
Guess I gotta shove my football boots there
😢😢😢😢
3:00 "spread them"
youre welcome
0:26 very beeg luggage case
0:23 oh not the pillar!
What about plants?
Vegans love flowers but eat cabbage.
JUSTICE FOR CABBAGES!
CABBAGE LIVES MATTER!
Tf flowers are seriously eaten by people. Not raw obviously but there are dishes
0:22 my flippin blanket
1:43 dawg u don't need to name everything
0:23 oof a plate would kinda hurt
0:13 The object on my left is a rock
The Object on my left is a whole fucking shelf
@@bkCheezburgor I already did it now you gotta put the whole shelf up you’re cheezit hole
@@mr.trollman. Well Then See ya in a bit
0:45 He dates the latest Generation. Gen Alpha
0:13 Oh no, please not the red headphones.
This is a amazing video!
I've been so depressed since HRH Mrs.Granny UK 'passed'. It doesn't stop! Join the queue! Don't you dare smile! Noone mention Andrew goosing his daughter! Look at the box! LOOKATHEBOX!!!
3 more days of this.
Awesome.
#dailydoseofmemes
Soup: I Am The Only Thing To Kill Diseases.
Pills And Crackers: Are We Jokes To You?
0:23 this happened the same to me and my sister is on my right..
guys help a wall is going up my a-
Lol I got a bed
0:42 OFFENSIVE!
*0:18*
*Theres a chargin socket next to me.*
*Duck guess im getting electrocuted but atleast i go in a fun way*
*I m. S o r r y*
*CHAIR*
@@seek5146 *You want me to shove a chair up my @$$ 💀*
@@xojellyox *PFFFT RIP -*
@@xojellyox i think you should just be awarded for surviving that
0:24
I read this as I look at my skateboard
0:16 scissors, I'm screwed
the first one is just messed up tbh
0:23 mY DESK IS GOING UP MY--
0:02 well first of all ,we bataknese eat dogs and pigs
0:12 Welp. Goodbye work schedule. AH SHIT I PAPERCUT MY ASS
0:15 i see a door.
0:19 shit it’s my bookshelf
theres a vape shop called vaporeon.. i really hate the internet.
0:01 Chinese treat them equally
the object to my left is a chair
4:41 As someone who is more chaotic then jevil on chaos and drugs, even I don't like that.
6:38 oh look, it‘s me
2:46 *those who know*
also fun fuct about dolphins.
There was nothing to my left, then my brother threw a pencil at me 🥶
0:12 there's an extension plug next to me. I'm gonna have an electrical night
Definitely a shocking night!
8:17
good thing i got doomslayer on speed dial
*turtle noises *
that dog really Wenomechainsama
0:20 damn it just had to be the vaccume
You know when you want to like the video, but you saw something so... weird and start having mix feeling about using the like button? In every single one of those cursedcomments videos, I've ad that problem. But another one is so funny that I had to forget about my previous weird encounter and like the video.
I dont care if you eat dogs or pigs as long as they are treaded well and humane
Dogs are cute and known as pets. Pigs can be pets too, but they taste pretty good. I love pigs, both in my stomach and as a pet.
The second one- MY BROTHER IS TO MY LEFT WTH 😭🤲
The first one LOL, but I agree that puppies should be eaten and dogs too
0:21 ı have a literally book shelf (other than my monıter) fuck it would really hurt
0:14 I looked to my left reading the post. I just saw my blanket. I was in bed. No damage at all!
0:02 Me: H A R A M
I think the N in the kids area of that hospital lobby is for newborn, since it is a baby chick in a cracked egg.
The 2nd
Shove the entire left side of my car up? I don’t think that’s possible :>
because one is cute and the other is bloody delicious
Jimmy Carter is older than the Queen
The rates of teen pregnancy has increase since sex ed has been introducted in the curriculum.
0:15
My wall is to the left of me.
0:12
the item to my left is my beroom door plus im a guy...
the damage would be infinite
#dailydoseofmemes
2019 me: What a great year
2020 me: I'm about to end this man's whole career
0:17 my sister is also next to me o-o
7:17
ok wait a sec wtf?!!!!
Umm there’s a door to my left...
my ewater bottle wont fit up there
The first comment was wrong on so many levels
0:17 …to my left there’s my school laptop. Fuck
20:04 *music stops* G E N O C I D E
A tray table, lord please help. A tray table is gonna go up my ass.
02:24
A chair…???
how do you ask for ball pics and not want ball pics
To my left is my dad…
1:24 actually the opposite