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  • Опубликовано: 3 дек 2024

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  • @DanBulboTheGamer
    @DanBulboTheGamer 2 года назад +305

    0:57
    The fact that the child's first instinct was to give it to their mom says a lot

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 2 года назад +102

    I like how the text to speech says "tentacle" when reading the word "testicle" but here, it says "testicle" when reading the word "tentacle."

    • @lukascase5054
      @lukascase5054 2 года назад +2

      Yup.
      Like, what even is RUclips right now?

    • @GoreNhoney
      @GoreNhoney 2 года назад

      In specific shows they are one in the same.

  • @tyrantking9000
    @tyrantking9000 2 года назад +155

    22:02 and the story evolves to where the villain drops everything for the bro-code and helps the guy figure out who cheated on the hero.

    • @Moddiebun
      @Moddiebun 2 года назад +6

      id pay good money to watch that as long as it didnt have any of the standard "bro movie" actors in it

    • @splat6851
      @splat6851 2 года назад +1

      Plot twist - it was his brother and that basically explains everything

  • @liamarkle9706
    @liamarkle9706 2 года назад +44

    10:44
    Never laughed so hard in my life trying to figure out which word was meant to be ‘cat’

  • @ts_art7810
    @ts_art7810 2 года назад +10

    2:02 "Another One Bites The Dust up your A$$" *me dieing in demon speak*

  • @Zacian2.0
    @Zacian2.0 2 года назад +7

    Girls be like
    "Bot readers censor the word "Tentacle" with the word "Testicle" but they also censor the word "Testicle" with the word "Tentacle" So inconclusion officer, it is not beasteality"

  • @wunderbar5702
    @wunderbar5702 2 года назад +26

    Congrats on 1 million subs!

  • @your_local_sandwichjohnson5139
    @your_local_sandwichjohnson5139 2 года назад +7

    I think zootopia is just the high budget version of people pig with Susie sheep being the antagonist and Rebecca rabbit and Freddy fazfox being the protagonists without props pig in it.

  • @mr.codder5594
    @mr.codder5594 2 года назад +181

    LOL there are 3 first people

    • @Gotham-guardian-pls7t
      @Gotham-guardian-pls7t 2 года назад +5

      That's because they don't have a girlfriend/boyfriend.

    • @supershinobiartist5231
      @supershinobiartist5231 2 года назад +7

      @@Gotham-guardian-pls7t Damn boi that hit hard

    • @MemePog
      @MemePog 2 года назад +1

      Haha. Anyway, I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you!

    • @MisterKnowItAll3
      @MisterKnowItAll3 2 года назад +1

      @@Gotham-guardian-pls7t that insult is lame

    • @Delta143real
      @Delta143real 2 года назад +1

      But who is the real first

  • @CultOfTheTriangle
    @CultOfTheTriangle 2 года назад +1

    2:04
    the song was 'could have been me'
    dear goodness

  • @adamking5215
    @adamking5215 2 года назад +17

    9:34 I'd probably fall halfway off my bed and straight down the stairs.

  • @Satan-gw3iq
    @Satan-gw3iq 2 года назад +16

    First one happens when think out of the box too much

    • @iidoughnutholes3087
      @iidoughnutholes3087 2 года назад +1

      Yeah I’m confused about that one. I know the vibrator is there but I dunno

    • @Satan-gw3iq
      @Satan-gw3iq 2 года назад +2

      @@iidoughnutholes3087 he means that before coming to the last girl's house he went to many houses and used there it may have activated every time and-

    • @supershinobiartist5231
      @supershinobiartist5231 2 года назад +1

      @@Satan-gw3iq 😳

    • @iidoughnutholes3087
      @iidoughnutholes3087 2 года назад

      @@Satan-gw3iq OH LOL

  • @TheLemonadeMann
    @TheLemonadeMann 2 года назад +13

    5:44
    Well, that would be a lot of chairs, personally I just chain them to the wall.

  • @craboo8668
    @craboo8668 2 года назад +2

    2:01
    The song I listened to was called “Hot Shot” 💀💀💀

  • @aaronmartin9485
    @aaronmartin9485 2 года назад +5

    17:08 had to look that up, man that sucks. he also played the main role in Hannibal Rising.

  • @reverse_concept
    @reverse_concept 2 года назад +6

    2:01
    i've just listened to a song called “ascended”. now it's cursed.

    • @a-60-a-60
      @a-60-a-60 2 года назад +1

      What about fearless, fearless a■■

    • @holad2127
      @holad2127 2 года назад +1

      I just listened to "Just Monika"

  • @maja_szm
    @maja_szm 2 года назад +5

    2:07 my cousin is listening to the song 'level up' rn...

    • @staceystone8956
      @staceystone8956 2 года назад

      The last song I listened to was Unhealthy Obsession

  • @WhatIstThis
    @WhatIstThis 2 года назад +11

    CONGRATS ON 1MILL 🥳

  • @elventheaccuser264
    @elventheaccuser264 2 года назад +3

    2:44
    im still watching it
    everyone says it’s bad and yes my favorite guy is recast
    but that’s not Lana’s fault is it

  • @s.s.haswanthselvan7064
    @s.s.haswanthselvan7064 2 года назад +2

    21:39
    Yeah that's why he kills himself so the gf won't even get the chance to cheat on him,marries someone else and create some other kid not the villain
    now I think the person who started this concept thought in that way too

  • @wiggle143
    @wiggle143 2 года назад +1

    2:00 “the hot wind blowing up my a**

  • @M._Blitzen
    @M._Blitzen 2 года назад +1

    3:35 yah and as I always say. More protection is better than none

  • @just_a_random_capybara1108
    @just_a_random_capybara1108 2 года назад +12

    Congratulations on 1 million!

  • @TrainSpottingsNI
    @TrainSpottingsNI 2 года назад +3

    Congrats on 1 million

  • @jonathanjoestar3785
    @jonathanjoestar3785 2 года назад +6

    2:05 Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

    • @oof9285
      @oof9285 2 года назад +1

      Same lol

    • @kagurabachi_enjoyer
      @kagurabachi_enjoyer 2 года назад +1

      is that a jojo reference

    • @oof9285
      @oof9285 2 года назад

      @@kagurabachi_enjoyer I think he was talking about the song not the stand

    • @kagurabachi_enjoyer
      @kagurabachi_enjoyer 2 года назад

      @@oof9285 "Hey Dumbass! That's the joke!"
      Better Luck Next Time!

    • @oof9285
      @oof9285 2 года назад

      @@kagurabachi_enjoyer sorry

  • @number1chickenalfredofan
    @number1chickenalfredofan Год назад

    19:50 i loved every single second of this clip

  • @ProfessionalBugLover
    @ProfessionalBugLover 2 года назад

    9:35 holding a controller 2 stories up in the air.

  • @Roperational_YT
    @Roperational_YT 2 года назад +1

    The beginning “Hacker *Peep* “ 😂

  • @xX_Greenie_Beanie_Xx
    @xX_Greenie_Beanie_Xx 2 года назад +1

    “Purple up yo ass” 😂

  • @kfantasyfandom1301
    @kfantasyfandom1301 2 года назад

    Subscribing not because I’m scared but because I feel bad about his rights being taken away

  • @grantharriman284
    @grantharriman284 2 года назад

    Inner monolog? Why stop at one. I have LOST arguments with MYSELF. I proved both sides wrong... it was a weird experience. Like many things inside my head.

  • @ConelradCreatorEAS
    @ConelradCreatorEAS 2 года назад +6

    CONGRATS ON 1M!!!

    • @MemePog
      @MemePog 2 года назад +1

      He is a true Pog Legend now! Btw, I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you!

    • @ConelradCreatorEAS
      @ConelradCreatorEAS 2 года назад +1

      @@MemePog I WATCH YOURS TOO! could you give me a shoutout? and yes I am subbed

  • @ailaavineelevi148
    @ailaavineelevi148 2 года назад +2

    The name of the guy in the third meme-
    Eggs benedict-

  • @Bidarius
    @Bidarius 2 года назад +1

    4:05 what about thunder plunder

  • @pluto-skies4323
    @pluto-skies4323 2 года назад +2

    4:07
    Ah shit, here we go again, round three boys!

  • @superstarchris3925
    @superstarchris3925 2 года назад +3

    2:03 please sombody make a compilation of this one

  • @f.b.i9397
    @f.b.i9397 2 года назад +2

    0:05 wtf is that picture…

  • @Wrubliw
    @Wrubliw 2 года назад +2

    4:54 i'm lying on the sofa and i still looked behind me

  • @Ungodlypan76
    @Ungodlypan76 2 года назад +2

    2:04 shit guess i have a passport guardian up my ass

  • @overse7938
    @overse7938 2 года назад +1

    1:29 LOOK MOM, IM ON THE SCREEN

  • @cardinalhamneggs5253
    @cardinalhamneggs5253 2 года назад +5

    Saw the thumbnail. I doubt the remote is long-range. It would only work when the prince is within a certain distance of the girl; probably about 5 feet. Of course, I’m only guessing, since I’m a 18 year old single boy.

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 2 года назад +1

      Depends on weather or not wifi is active

    • @pdd5793
      @pdd5793 2 года назад

      @@vexile1239 i mean, it's probably magic so...

    • @vexile1239
      @vexile1239 2 года назад

      @@pdd5793 true...

  • @lordfawful2329
    @lordfawful2329 2 года назад +1

    9:43 No, not Frisk, no!

  • @Ominous_Oracle_27
    @Ominous_Oracle_27 2 года назад +2

    I mean, for the first thing, the comment is just as cursed as the cartoon itself, so it's not like the commenter just went out of his way to say something weird.

  • @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698
    @masterassassinaltairibn-la4698 9 месяцев назад

    Naw 3:01 is the best one yet is also very cursed and hilariously dark

  • @Dr.Bright17
    @Dr.Bright17 2 года назад

    2:04 mine would be probably worse
    For those wondering, I listened to ‘All Stars’ (from the some Deltarune fnf mod) last before coming across this.

  • @aidenconnolly2565
    @aidenconnolly2565 2 года назад +1

    1:36 funny thing is is acturly saw that comment

    • @overse7938
      @overse7938 2 года назад

      I know, i shit load of people are telling me they saw it

  • @SuperiorChaotic
    @SuperiorChaotic 2 года назад

    1:24 Wow I have that wall too, right beside me

  • @izmarydagoat4440
    @izmarydagoat4440 2 года назад

    CONGRATSSS ON 1 MIL BOI

  • @Pilot3765
    @Pilot3765 2 года назад

    Congratulations on 1 mil sub

  • @fn_zephyr683
    @fn_zephyr683 2 года назад

    17:34 small caliber rifle rounds and pistol rounds

  • @fordflaming4015
    @fordflaming4015 2 года назад

    1:30 i literally watched that video right before i came here

  • @darthdragon117
    @darthdragon117 2 года назад

    That last one, I mean she would have to in order to have a kid after that. Self fulfilling prophecy!

  • @brianduffy4657
    @brianduffy4657 2 года назад

    Congrats on 1 mil

  • @a_person_who_has_3_universes
    @a_person_who_has_3_universes 2 года назад +2

    Happy 1M!

  • @emmaobrien9087
    @emmaobrien9087 2 года назад

    2:07 it 's corn up your shass

  • @daleticklefart342
    @daleticklefart342 2 года назад +6

    8:15 it's probably has vegan milk!

  • @Rimikare
    @Rimikare 2 года назад +1

    I have a cursed comment for thumbnail
    Stuff like that have a range limit so it's not like she dealt with it all day. Just anywhere a couple houses away from her

  • @justaguywhodraws
    @justaguywhodraws 2 года назад +1

    8:24 Then would almonds be Sentient like real cows?

  • @megalameboi5146
    @megalameboi5146 2 года назад

    4:30 this actually can happen if u die with ur cats, cats are known to eat anything they can eat if there is nothing to eat even there owners

    • @Awrhfdd
      @Awrhfdd 2 года назад +1

      If your cat and dead you are locked in your house and he have nothing to eat then wth he's gonna eat , he can't take the cat food on his own bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh every animal eats their dead owner if there's nothing to eat , humans also eat each other there are millions of incidents like this.

    • @megalameboi5146
      @megalameboi5146 2 года назад

      @@Awrhfdd i mean other animals do not, i think i mean some of them does not like dogs and before u think im just hating on cats and just like trying to defend dogs i do not leve pets that much but there is a lot of stories where people died with there dogs and the dogs starved to death or smth but yeah some pets eat there owners if they have no choice

    • @megalameboi5146
      @megalameboi5146 2 года назад

      @@Awrhfdd and yeah people eat each other in some incidents but we feel guilt or like a lot of people do it as a last choice

    • @Awrhfdd
      @Awrhfdd 2 года назад

      @@megalameboi5146 no bro there was a case in which owner got a heart attack and died in his house and everything was locked , he was having 14 dogs and his neighbours called police because smell of an rotten thing was coming from his house and when police opened the door they saw he all the 14 dogs were eating the owner .

    • @MemePog
      @MemePog 2 года назад

      Hey! I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you! :)

  • @hitensethiya2796
    @hitensethiya2796 2 года назад

    Finally a legend who reached 1m subs

  • @Runastarfall
    @Runastarfall 2 года назад

    and a kid watch his mother get murdered, told her to shut up...and went back to bed

  • @hanna82115
    @hanna82115 2 года назад +1

    2:04. Me: Ok, so I listened to abcdefu by GAYLE , so that would be...
    Oh.
    Dear.
    God.

  • @enderfire3379
    @enderfire3379 2 года назад

    1:37 i just watched video MINUTES AGO!

  • @areklolxdlol685
    @areklolxdlol685 2 года назад +1

    2:04 well i lstened to uhh you touch my tralala oh my dingding dong

  • @steelrarebit7387
    @steelrarebit7387 Год назад

    My humor is so dark that when I tell a joke, the cops show up to shoot it.

    • @minaashido518
      @minaashido518 Год назад +1

      That joke is so overused thanos needed to snap half of em out of existence to conserve joke supplies

  • @trooperbravo1297
    @trooperbravo1297 2 года назад

    bro this dude is to smart to be alive 5:47

  • @Oxy_0717
    @Oxy_0717 2 года назад +4

    Early
    (Congrat for 1M btw)

    • @MemePog
      @MemePog 2 года назад

      Hi. I also post meme videos daily, so you can check them if you want even more memes. Thank you!

  • @DoIT4Me
    @DoIT4Me 2 года назад

    2:05
    Bury the light….

  • @drawingcheetah7407
    @drawingcheetah7407 2 года назад

    1:43
    Yo I actually watched that video and replied to that comment before this video and typed
    R/CURSEDCOMMENTS

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga Год назад

    10:47 Unsolved Mysteries

  • @stellaporter18
    @stellaporter18 2 года назад

    2:00 for me it was: bang!

  • @vexile1239
    @vexile1239 2 года назад

    2:02
    Bismarck... up your rear... ouch

  • @Jawbreaker8k
    @Jawbreaker8k Год назад

    If you cant crap money, then crap gold…

  • @maltethehutt4498
    @maltethehutt4498 2 года назад

    7:06 If been too long on this plattform today😭

  • @justanerwinwhoisdioforfun6847
    @justanerwinwhoisdioforfun6847 2 года назад

    2:06 Wait the last song I heard was I see fire

  • @saabiqahakbar33
    @saabiqahakbar33 2 года назад

    2:04 ,Training wheels ...

  • @FungeIsBackWitDaBeans
    @FungeIsBackWitDaBeans 2 года назад +1

    "Let me through up your ass" I was listening to the FNAF song just to come back to it. It's a FNAF song by CG5

  • @outofthetrashben2873
    @outofthetrashben2873 2 года назад

    8:18 they just use almond milk

  • @Aureole_Beloved
    @Aureole_Beloved 2 года назад

    9:43 I would be stuck in my window

  • @speedbiker855
    @speedbiker855 2 года назад

    I'd fall on to the floor.

  • @toxickill3r545
    @toxickill3r545 2 года назад +1

    Take my dead identity

  • @Charlie_Does_Art
    @Charlie_Does_Art 2 года назад

    2:06 “SLASH up ur a**”

  • @beetlebug-t9c
    @beetlebug-t9c 2 года назад

    9:38
    i am now stuck in my wall.
    im waiting for my stepbrother to come get me, so everything’s fine!

  • @HIDE-oj6ps
    @HIDE-oj6ps 2 года назад

    Drop a depth charge
    😂😂😂🤣

  • @ExDixionconderoga
    @ExDixionconderoga Год назад

    8:20 it's vegan ice cream

  • @SillehSunny
    @SillehSunny 2 года назад

    2:04 I got no time up you know?

  • @SleepyKatAlt
    @SleepyKatAlt 2 года назад

    7:08
    I have several questions

  • @mizhasthebiz
    @mizhasthebiz 2 года назад

    9:43 i’d still be sitting in a chair, just sideways

  • @PlasmaMongoose
    @PlasmaMongoose 2 года назад

    0:42 Why did it pronounce tentacle as testicle??

  • @Кронос-д2э
    @Кронос-д2э 2 года назад

    For me, Difference between love and sex is that when you live someone, you like the process of sex, not only end, also I'd never make cunnilingus or kiss anyone during sex if I don't love them

  • @uselesslmao1336
    @uselesslmao1336 2 года назад

    4:06 this did not age well at all

  • @DR_L3G0
    @DR_L3G0 2 года назад

    17:10 leave the midnight man alone

  • @ronkeeler916
    @ronkeeler916 2 года назад

    nice 1mil!

  • @Huzaifa_Pro-x1r
    @Huzaifa_Pro-x1r 2 года назад

    Toxic friends up your...

  • @netherman234
    @netherman234 2 года назад

    9:42 I’d be halfway in a wall

  • @varunamallawarachchi880
    @varunamallawarachchi880 2 года назад

    Hey! I saw the 1at 1:36!

  • @graystillplaysfan4429
    @graystillplaysfan4429 2 года назад

    If hacker peppa Steals my Identity you probably make more use of it

  • @PlxsteredH34rt
    @PlxsteredH34rt 2 года назад

    I took a whole minute to know what was going on in the first one

  • @50shadesofmidnight
    @50shadesofmidnight 2 года назад

    8:21 Almond milk

  • @Brightly-Colored_Goth
    @Brightly-Colored_Goth 2 года назад +9

    1:46 This may just be my obsession with Genshin Impact(and Kaeya by extension), but is this person's username "Khaenri'ah" just spelled... differently, you could say?