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  • Опубликовано: 10 дек 2024

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  • @theodore4165
    @theodore4165 2 года назад +38

    Fun fact, people who actually get their ashes scattered at Disney world is a common occurrence, so common that the workers have no choice but to vacuum up the ashes and just throw them away since it counts as human remains and is a health hazard. So getting scattered at Disney world only ends up with you in a vacuum cleaner

    • @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814
      @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814 2 года назад +3

      Ghost Busters!

    • @YourMochi
      @YourMochi 2 года назад +1

      That sounds like it sucks
      Laugh dammit

    • @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814
      @arandompersonwhoisdefinite6814 2 года назад

      Hahahah 🫣🔫

    • @labyrinthine444
      @labyrinthine444 2 года назад

      @@YourMochi👉 🚪

    • @amberkat8147
      @amberkat8147 2 года назад

      Makes me wonder if there's a way around that, like putting ashes in marbles or something and dropping them places, like into plant pots and bodies of water. People don't worry as much about marbles.

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb 2 года назад +9

    8:47 "began, the clone wars has"

  • @Buzzblade146
    @Buzzblade146 8 месяцев назад +2

    10:17
    As a SMII7Y enjoyer I can say this is disturbingly accurate, and most likely real

  • @lratio674
    @lratio674 2 года назад +9

    Obviously the guy got caught after watching the running tips, cops watched em too. A true fool he was.

  • @TexasBlindSalamander
    @TexasBlindSalamander 2 года назад +104

    This comment is illegal

    • @taotank7271
      @taotank7271 2 года назад +12

      Ban him

    • @ALTsquared
      @ALTsquared 2 года назад +10

      Wait, that's illegal

    • @taotank7271
      @taotank7271 2 года назад +9

      @DIO ascends heaven T POSE you don’t seem to understand how illegal this comment is

    • @jimviewer3803
      @jimviewer3803 2 года назад +5

      Get the women out of my face

    • @taotank7271
      @taotank7271 2 года назад +5

      @DIO ascends heaven T POSE pfft that’s nothing compared to this illegal comment

  • @Thomas_Everman
    @Thomas_Everman 2 года назад +3

    0:19 Who the hell put me on Reddit?

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 2 года назад +12

    12:26 For a second there I thought that was real and not a two sentence horror story. Then I read the title and breathed a sigh of relief

  • @administratory2434
    @administratory2434 2 года назад +2

    fact of the day:if a round earther dies, its actually called natural selection at its finest

  • @DEVeloper_ACE
    @DEVeloper_ACE 2 года назад +2

    2:07 hearing this read by the text to speech voice just makes it all the more cursed lmao

  • @MemeTank10
    @MemeTank10 2 года назад +3

    What do you call a cow with no legs?
    Ground beef.

  • @MemeStreetMemes
    @MemeStreetMemes 2 года назад +3

    Some gold nuggets in here

  • @rachelthegreat2959
    @rachelthegreat2959 2 года назад +2

    Yo wtf I'm Rachel D Perry that thumbnail scared the hell out of me

  • @karollucero1993
    @karollucero1993 2 года назад +4

    my name would be dr.cotton eyed joe

  • @PhanthomKnight9
    @PhanthomKnight9 2 года назад +4

    My name is Victor Vana
    Viva, that is a brand of snacks

  • @monarch_0v2
    @monarch_0v2 2 года назад +2

    My brother is a drummer, so good for him

  • @Cam_Can_Play
    @Cam_Can_Play 2 года назад +5

    Dr. [BIG SHOT] REPORTING IN TO [refresh with Dasani] MY PATIENTS.

    • @Star18262
      @Star18262 2 года назад +1

      :0 was that a deltarune reference??

  • @brianduffy4657
    @brianduffy4657 2 года назад +5

    9:59 there will always be a fun in funeral

  • @masterofdoots5965
    @masterofdoots5965 Год назад +1

    10:38
    Techoblade: "Today, I am going to be the first pig to ever go to the moon."

    • @synergy8879
      @synergy8879 Год назад +1

      he went over the moon a few months later
      -unnamed deleted comment

  • @jakobdiehn6596
    @jakobdiehn6596 2 года назад +6

    4:54
    seen this a few times now. how the heck did he get verified?

  • @r0cky000
    @r0cky000 2 года назад +14

    Oh wow I'm actually kinda early for once (1min late)

  • @ACE_NINJA
    @ACE_NINJA 2 года назад +2

    Omg,
    Dr. Shape of you.
    Edit :- so, am I a dietician now???

  • @BIMSKIMBLES
    @BIMSKIMBLES 2 года назад +1

    2:30 Their brother’s birthday is the same day that Stranger Things Season 4 Vol 2 comes out. Lucky.

  • @RobSkuII
    @RobSkuII 2 года назад +2

    Dr. Screaming Children for 10 hours

  • @janazilinkova8140
    @janazilinkova8140 2 года назад +2

    3:02 Imagine Dr. Toxic xd

  • @bendy8me494
    @bendy8me494 2 года назад

    3:06 My medical name would be Dr. Addict lol

  • @hac5932
    @hac5932 2 года назад +2

    11:20 It doesn't matter, I'm throwing it out either way

  • @dancingqueen1492
    @dancingqueen1492 2 года назад +1

    0:05 my name would be tehe. I love it

  • @j-walker25
    @j-walker25 2 года назад +1

    JaWa, giving me Star Wars vibes

  • @mr.nobodyClips
    @mr.nobodyClips 2 года назад +4

    I like how my name would be Dr. Sorry for Party Rocking

  • @samuelmunoz8485
    @samuelmunoz8485 Год назад +1

    3:06 Dr. Fighting Gold

  • @zackparker4128
    @zackparker4128 2 года назад

    9:6 really got me lmfao

  • @DJTrump6925
    @DJTrump6925 2 года назад

    3:04
    Doctor Zimmer: man for all seasons.

  • @realPurpleOrb
    @realPurpleOrb 2 года назад

    What is the "I want some cheeseburgers just to eat" song called (the parody, not the original)

  • @TGA-Productions
    @TGA-Productions 2 года назад +1

    Lmao my name would be “Typo”

  • @RaineMisc
    @RaineMisc 2 года назад

    [inserts Chad pic]me when my hamster dies from old age B)

  • @ACE_NINJA
    @ACE_NINJA 2 года назад

    "Fo-kh"
    Oh well, my name just sounds like a Russian cussing someone.

    • @angrynoises8762
      @angrynoises8762 2 года назад

      Mine is "Ca-Ro", which in portuguese means "expensive"

  • @tidean5356
    @tidean5356 2 года назад

    I can't believe this is the first time I have seen smitty and blarg in a cursed comments video.

  • @KhaneADKX
    @KhaneADKX 2 года назад +1

    3:07 dr. noot noot

  • @krystlewytovak5300
    @krystlewytovak5300 2 года назад

    2:59 - Doctor, Triple Trouble. NOO

  • @flaretheartist
    @flaretheartist 2 года назад

    Mine would be Dr. I am not insane

  • @Star18262
    @Star18262 2 года назад

    4:53 uh *insert my name being jaylen* 👹👺👹👹😈

  • @communistguineapig9427
    @communistguineapig9427 2 года назад

    For 3:00 , my name would be Doctor Follow Me Into Death

  • @bugracelik755
    @bugracelik755 2 года назад +3

    3:06 my name would be Doctor Vibrant Eyes

    • @william_suitcase
      @william_suitcase 2 года назад

      dsmp fan much? lol

    • @bugracelik755
      @bugracelik755 2 года назад

      @@william_suitcase LİSTENİNG TO ITS MUSIC DOESNT MEAN IM A FAN

    • @william_suitcase
      @william_suitcase 2 года назад

      @@bugracelik755 okay sorry man, i didnt mean to offend you- ;---;

    • @william_suitcase
      @william_suitcase 2 года назад

      @@bugracelik755 i like dsmp though- sorry

    • @bugracelik755
      @bugracelik755 2 года назад

      @@william_suitcase i mean im not a dsmp fan but i do like dsmp but im more of a lifesteal person

  • @theWeezler69
    @theWeezler69 2 года назад +1

    3:04 doctor jet song

  • @lohrlinger
    @lohrlinger 2 года назад +1

    i would be doctor in da ghetto

  • @TGA-Productions
    @TGA-Productions 2 года назад

    lmao i would be “Dr. Little Freak”

  • @Blawgisthegoat
    @Blawgisthegoat 2 года назад +2

    My name would be nade since im nathaniel de luna

  • @tommy21469
    @tommy21469 2 года назад

    3:06 Dr. School Degree, a pretty fitting name

    • @mr.avedog1475
      @mr.avedog1475 2 года назад

      Doctor Minecraft wont add inches

  • @Squid_Boy_
    @Squid_Boy_ 2 года назад

    0:00 What does this mean💀

  • @microwavedabortion5270
    @microwavedabortion5270 2 года назад +1

    I guess NaKe...

  • @sebastianrush1154
    @sebastianrush1154 2 года назад +1

    3:04 Dr Bad Medicine

  • @L1M.L4M
    @L1M.L4M 2 года назад +1

    17:54
    I see those 🗿s at the top

  • @Ultiminium
    @Ultiminium Год назад +1

    For the first one it's kiwi

  • @uzii0
    @uzii0 2 года назад

    Dr. Not Enough

  • @ultimate_pleb
    @ultimate_pleb 2 года назад +1

    10:25
    it's been 10 minutes
    i can already jump to the moon!

  • @Sherudons
    @Sherudons 2 года назад

    The last one is wrong, it's not about the hands, it's all in the wrists...

  • @CEfect
    @CEfect 2 года назад +1

    My name would be
    Doctor Red Sun
    I’m not sure how to feel about this

  • @Marcopolo35689
    @Marcopolo35689 2 года назад

    2:59 doctor heartstomper.

  • @Rifyy
    @Rifyy 2 года назад

    Me: Reads the first one
    Also me: 🗿

  • @Deasty
    @Deasty 2 года назад

    Dr. Darkbeast sounds kinda nice

  • @GAROU_FAN53
    @GAROU_FAN53 2 года назад +4

    Kaka=poop

  • @CookieNotCookie123
    @CookieNotCookie123 5 месяцев назад

    3:05 Dr.strawberry shortcake

  • @janpacyk5641
    @janpacyk5641 2 года назад +1

    First meme its jopa

  • @npc.nr.58
    @npc.nr.58 2 года назад

    0:00 edki?

  • @xxpotato_squadxx
    @xxpotato_squadxx 2 года назад

    Dr/Nurse Really don’t care 💀

  • @user-kh8cc4bx7y
    @user-kh8cc4bx7y 9 месяцев назад +1

    For the doctor thing at around 3:00 mine would be docter hentai

  • @castlecrasher9
    @castlecrasher9 2 года назад

    2:59 *Doctor River Twygz Bed.*

  • @pixtachio7651
    @pixtachio7651 2 года назад +1

    0:04
    Mima
    Lol Meemaw

  • @blondethunder8912
    @blondethunder8912 2 года назад +1

    Damn mine is my grandmas name

  • @JoeMama-xk2uq
    @JoeMama-xk2uq 2 года назад +3

    WAIT A DAMN MINUTE HOW DID JESUS GET VERIFIED

    • @eren9431
      @eren9431 2 года назад +1

      He is Jesus. He has to be verified 🙄 duh

  • @corvusgaming2379
    @corvusgaming2379 2 года назад

    Uhhh….
    I guess I’m Doctor Aphrodite?
    I was watching a meme compliation and it played a song about Aphrodite or something

  • @Leouiz_Di_Angelo
    @Leouiz_Di_Angelo 2 года назад

    Dr. in my blood

  • @JoeMama-xk2uq
    @JoeMama-xk2uq 2 года назад

    Let's go I can finally dunk on a 100000 foot net

  • @memerboi8532
    @memerboi8532 2 года назад +1

    2:34 oh no my brother's birthday is literally on july 1st, and he's turning 18....... somebody plz help

  • @thomwizardcat2133
    @thomwizardcat2133 2 года назад

    I'm Thovimanu 💀

  • @BremakiDoodles
    @BremakiDoodles 2 года назад

    3:06 Dr. People Eater

  • @olucca2166
    @olucca2166 2 года назад

    My name is Lucca, and if I did what kaka did it would be Luca

  • @Reoreoreoreoreo
    @Reoreoreoreoreo 2 года назад

    Nurse Despair but Doctor Despair sounds way cooler

  • @s0m3fl00fyb3an
    @s0m3fl00fyb3an Год назад +1

    Milliseconds Frizzle

  • @gremgromstralluhar5084
    @gremgromstralluhar5084 2 года назад +1

    8:40

  • @EloquentSquire
    @EloquentSquire 2 года назад

    Dr. Underachiever Of The Year

  • @hewholurks4825
    @hewholurks4825 2 года назад

    Dr. Creeping Death

  • @Metal-Sonic
    @Metal-Sonic 7 месяцев назад +1

    4:49 Women and their zodiac sign and stereotype bullshit

  • @__Angel
    @__Angel 2 года назад

    For the first one,
    Mine would be ayqa

  • @noahfesperman8544
    @noahfesperman8544 2 года назад +1

    I am Doctor bad to the bone

  • @Aureole_Beloved
    @Aureole_Beloved 2 года назад +1

    3:05 Doctor Love Like You

  • @Mentallyillpigeon
    @Mentallyillpigeon 2 года назад

    haha i would be nurse we may not live to see our glory

  • @YaBoiATEG
    @YaBoiATEG 4 месяца назад +1

    'AlHa'
    What

  • @JS-rv3et
    @JS-rv3et 2 года назад

    dr if today was your last day ( nickleback)

  • @chubbyclub2502
    @chubbyclub2502 2 года назад

    I know someone who's hamster died and I'm pretty positive it starved to death

  • @BakedPotato422
    @BakedPotato422 2 года назад

    3:07 Dr. Knock Knock

  • @dreemurex
    @dreemurex 2 года назад +1

    im Fima

  • @eren9431
    @eren9431 2 года назад

    Nurse falling for your

  • @joshbonfiglio2766
    @joshbonfiglio2766 2 года назад +1

    Mine would be Jobo

  • @ghostmousegaming3743
    @ghostmousegaming3743 2 года назад

    Dr. Whip Yo Kids

  • @krystlewytovak5300
    @krystlewytovak5300 2 года назад

    3:38 - LOL

  • @psionics321
    @psionics321 2 года назад

    6:30 jesus christ on a stick...

  • @thyMomma
    @thyMomma 2 года назад

    Mine Is it LeMa but if we turn it says MaLe

  • @infinitechain6252
    @infinitechain6252 2 года назад

    2:59 I promise this is a coincidence but I got Dr Feelgood or technically doctor dr FeelGood

  • @SaiyanfromEarth351
    @SaiyanfromEarth351 2 года назад

    How about I bring some metal and if he can’t chop it he pays me and if I bring another one that’s more money it’s a money cheat