Women like to compare...you need something that is absolutely apparently different and unique..like a hobby that women think is sexy And manly or date shorter girls.. lol
Listen to that person advice of finding something that will make you stand out. Remember in this country there's only 15% of men 6ft and above. If you add 5 11, then it is 20% of men. That same 20% are the ones that all women are fighting for and the ones that hurt them. Too much demand not enough supply, all from the conditioning of society and their parents. So look for someone that hasn't been hurt by that 20%
Same here lefty me cannot cannot use lefty scissors.! Shoots like a righty. Plays pool like a righty. Forced myself to paint and like a righty so i can take advantage of the angle of approach. Writes & kicks lefty. 😎😁
@@Psychol-Snooper That's funny. These first two comments were made for each other. Hilarious. Don't forget to laugh. I pray fullness, completeness and peace for the sad and the angry. Shalom
@@adventurecapitalist5001 Are we writing poems? I know one!!! There was a young girl of Cape Cod Who thought babies were fashioned by God, But ’twas not the Almighty Who hiked up her nightie - ‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!
Title: "Why Women Don't Like Short Guys" The subject of the video: "Being a dad" A total of 24 seconds of this 25-minute video is about the F'N title. Why was that the title of the video? WTF
I'm 5'0 as well and I dated my hight and taller, but never found 6ft & up guys very attractive just because of their hight. I know of 2 guys smaller than me and both of them as cute as a button. If the timing was different I would ask either out, no problem.
Hey, just my experience, I'm 5'6" and I've plenty of women saying I'm too short. I don't know about you, I've never met you. I'm just saying, for me, being 5'6" has been a problem.
Not me.. I was fortunate enough to get almost every girl I went for. You have to take a lot if swings. You'll hit some home unexpected home runs as well. My friend was the other guy but I got him going too.
Nice work, Brad! Ya had me belly laughing several times, but laughing the whole way through! I gotta say it, though. I'm not 100% sure, In the parking meter officer's defense, I believe that those tickets are three digit serial numbered, so technically.... but yes, that brilliantly sets up the hilarious restaurant joke 👍... chicken something 🤣
yeah i'll be honest i wasnt expecting myself to watch to the end. I was just gonna watch something for 10 minutes while i ate...one of the best on Dry bar imo and sadly some of these comments dont agree. Then again im sure the stuff they find funny i wouldnt find funny. I'd watch another one of his sets anyday.
To be fair, as a woman that has lots of conversations with other women about men, you DO often hear a woman say “I like him, he’s so smart“ or “he’s not that cute, but he’s smart and funny”
I’m no police officer, but if I had to guess, I’d think that there are carbon copies of the tickets they write. I’d also assume those tickets have some sort of numerical/character order to them, so they must keep them intact. If they start writing a ticket, stop, and don’t issue it, they’d probably have to answer for each one of those to their superiors or something. 🤷🏾♀️
Hey I've always had an attraction to men who are tall and wouldn't ever go out of that specific zone..(at least I can admit it!!!). Until I decided to dip into my friend zone and grab me a 5'8er lol and he's actually the best man I've ever known and I've never loved someone so much... He truly gives me a wonderful life and family
Intelligence is very important. When her man is stupid, she loses respect for and trust in him. It must come with a loyal heart. He also needs to gain control of his eye. No woman wants a dog.
Actually, IQ is positively correlated with height. Where do you get your information from ? There is a difference between what you want to be true and what is true.
As a left handed person totally agree with the erase mate pens. Pencils too! Smudgie left hand. Lol Didn't have green scissors though just used regular scissors. Lol What he didn't mention was spiral notebooks the worst for a left handed person. 😂
Everyone gets to protest these days. All kinds of groups. I think its high time us lefties protest how things are always more expensive for us such as golf clubs, guitars, etc. Our chant can be, " Rights for the Lefts"
It says a lot about a person's age when they still think that rap is only listened to by black and brown people in 2021. That stereotype went out at the end of the 1990s
He might be taller if he held his neck upright instead of sticking his head out in front of his body. Probably a good 2 inches. I WONDER IF HE'S FROM NEW YORK.
Just for the record, I've always preferred short guys. I don't know why, but it's just true. The guy at the stoplight with the bass thumping should be ostracized, no matter what color he is. Lol. But seriously. I hate that.
There's always hope for guys that are short, (I guess that it depends on what they're Short of), and there are always ways to resolve a problem. For example. one of the Three Bears recently Married a Giraffe . . . apparently the other two put him up to it!
@@erenyeager3655 When last measured at the Doctor's Office, that's what they told me, but I'm shorter if measured at the end of the Day. And, unlike some of us, I try my hardest to only talk about things that I do have some understanding of. I would be happy to put a few of those things in much simpler terms for you, if you would like as I understand that Turtles are a Little Slow,
Short guys look like children. What makes a man attractive is height and all. I can't marry a man that is bellow 6ft tall, I just won't do anything with short men. This means that I refuse to have sex or get married with allot of guys and that's ok. Jesus Christ gives grace to those who were not able to find a spouse. We were created to serve God and if you could not get married than you still have purpose in serving Jesus Christ. We were created to fear God, not to reproduce.
Yeah, all these #1 crap lists are made up by idiots who got rejected. No-one in their right mind will believe that an entire gender has ONE like/ dislike.
I think this was hilarious and I'm sorry for what I'm about to say but when you put your head down you look like a young Joe Rogan then when it's up you look like an old version 😭😂😂
7:07 When did anyone start calling a man a guy guy???? What the fruits and nuts? (Cuss words that are earth friendly). If it started here, then we gotta shut this fruits and nuts down, right here and right now. Place guy guy under your feet and dance like nobody's watching. John Wayne. A cowboy. A real man. Was Hollywood pouring on the macho image like a salt or pepper shaker? Absolutely. But nobody cared. Didn't matter that his birth name was Mariam (sp). America loved him because he was a man. Man. Men.
I wish all heights would be fully accepted and portrayed equally in society. My heart goes out to men and women insecure with their bodies. As a woman, I feel like it's been pounded into my brain that tall women are beautiful. I always felt self conscious being 4'11. I didn't feel beautiful unless I wore heels. Height is one of many insecurities I've grown up with. Short women are "cute" But tall women are "hot" and "sexy" Ads, movies, magazines, runways... They are filled with long legs. I know this comment got really serious on a comedy video.. But, everyone reading this, you are beautiful. How tall you are, the texture of your hair, the size of your nose, the color of your skin.. don't let the media or society bring you down.
just be happy you're a short women...you can always find a lover who's taller...which is so much easier than me...having to find someone shorter than me... 5"2
Ive seen a lot of short cute ladies, but it feels weird to date short ladies. I am 6'3" so i look for ladies that are 5'7" I guess thats a good thing for the shorter men right?
Im a left handed leprechaun.... The struggle is real.
go cry in your pot of gold!
We'll kick ya in the ankle lol
@@raysteigerwalt5272 good, then you'll be close enough for me to steal that pot of gold! MWAHAHAHAHHAAHA!~
Right there with you bud
@@andrabook8758 lol
A terrific t-shirt, "My wife has Trust Issues... at least that what I read in her journal".
I hate this..... So much.... cause I have trust issues
🤣😱🤬
"Your spelling and grammar *needs* improvement." Ouch. The one sentence he had to get right.
Edit: 8:12
Hey you reading her journal? Tisk tisk.
@Christpher Brown Let me know how many crazy looks you'll get lmao
I'm taller than almost every girl I know and I am still too short
Women like to compare...you need something that is absolutely apparently different and unique..like a hobby that women think is sexy And manly or date shorter girls.. lol
Maybe it's your personality?🙄
Not all women avoid short guys. I've been dating shorter guys the past few years.
Listen to that person advice of finding something that will make you stand out. Remember in this country there's only 15% of men 6ft and above. If you add 5 11, then it is 20% of men. That same 20% are the ones that all women are fighting for and the ones that hurt them. Too much demand not enough supply, all from the conditioning of society and their parents. So look for someone that hasn't been hurt by that 20%
@BlackSheep85
Some Women are very astute when it comes to most males as they can easily see the many differences between them and Men.
His demeanor cracks me up...
I didn't want this one to end!
😂😂😭😂😂
Short guys did
Lol "too wrongs do make a right"🤣👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
The left handed joke is on point.
I'm left handed and didn't know there was left handed scissors until I was out of school
Same here lefty me cannot cannot use lefty scissors.! Shoots like a righty. Plays pool like a righty. Forced myself to paint and like a righty so i can take advantage of the angle of approach.
Writes & kicks lefty.
😎😁
I used to agree about the checkout girl calling you over - until one told me "Oh, I meant the other man, sir."
“Hey, if it can’t be big, let it be cute.” 🤣😂🤣😂
So i have a chance?
And yet it still looks like a faceless army guy in a hair clogged drain..😂
@@debbiedoestinyliving85 That is a good one lol
Hilarious! I absolutely love Dry Bar comedy! People DO NOT NEED TO BE NASTY to be funny! Looking forward to hearing more of his comedy!
@2:45 "I need the green scissor! 🤣🤣🤣
Back in my day, stores didn't *accept* 100-dollar bills; $50 was occasionally okay, but they got put under the bill tray.
How refreshing to encounter such an attractive comedian! 😘
Are we watching the same video?
@@Sharayah144 LOL🤣
"We work on your personality next....." 😁😂😁😂🤣
Now I realize why I'm single
Name checks out.
@@Psychol-Snooper
That's funny.
These first two comments were made for each other.
Hilarious.
Don't forget to laugh.
I pray fullness, completeness and peace for the sad and the angry.
Shalom
@@adventurecapitalist5001 Are we writing poems? I know one!!!
There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who thought babies were fashioned by God,
But ’twas not the Almighty
Who hiked up her nightie -
‘Twas Roger, the lodger, by God!
@@Psychol-Snooper
That's funny.
Shalom
@@adventurecapitalist5001 Toda
Do you think people sneak coffee into Dry Bar in flasks?
🙄
Angry Applesauce,
At a Dry Bar it would most likely be a Latte, brought in by some Macho Guy sporting a "man bun".
@@johnnyb6049 That does sound like the quintessential male citizen of Provost
Title: "Why Women Don't Like Short Guys"
The subject of the video: "Being a dad"
A total of 24 seconds of this 25-minute video is about the F'N title.
Why was that the title of the video? WTF
True
Anyone else see Kevin James?
Good thing not all short guys are alike. A lot of them have a good sense of humor enough to maintain it well during hard times too.
i'm 63 and still no cell phone
Dude, Brad Trackman is hilarious and so clever with his jokes!
I'm seriously going to do that... pull out a magic marker and and act like I'm checking their money. Just to be funny!
I know i thought that was hilarious.
Girl: 1'2
Guy:5'11
Girl: he's to short for me
Short girls are often insecure themselves so they want to have guys as tall as possible to overcompensate.
Great comedian. Great teacher of comedy.
You'll always hear about fatshaming, never shortshaming.
Why? Women make up the rules.
i clapped at my computer screen at the umbilical cord joke lol
I'm 5ft, I don't like to date guys taller than 5'7, never meet a guy shorter than me so wouldn't know on that end
I'm 5'0 as well and I dated my hight and taller, but never found 6ft & up guys very attractive just because of their hight. I know of 2 guys smaller than me and both of them as cute as a button. If the timing was different I would ask either out, no problem.
Hey, just my experience, I'm 5'6" and I've plenty of women saying I'm too short.
I don't know about you, I've never met you. I'm just saying, for me, being 5'6" has been a problem.
@@LarryJ602 that's fair, just offering my experience and yours is valid too.
This guy is AWESOME!! Sooo Hilarious!! 🤣🤣 I'm saving this one to watch repeatedly,& to share w/my friends!
👍👍!!
Same
I'm the other guy, ...we all are.
Not me.. I was fortunate enough to get almost every girl I went for. You have to take a lot if swings. You'll hit some home unexpected home runs as well. My friend was the other guy but I got him going too.
Nice work, Brad! Ya had me belly laughing several times, but laughing the whole way through! I gotta say it, though. I'm not 100% sure, In the parking meter officer's defense, I believe that those tickets are three digit serial numbered, so technically.... but yes, that brilliantly sets up the hilarious restaurant joke 👍... chicken something 🤣
you could have had chick peas!
we'll work on your personality next! priceless!
Being 5'1 myself I can concur lol
5' 0.75" right here man. The struggle is real.
Concor with what? He only talks about being short for like 20 seconds. And that is just anecdotal.
I thought he was totally
awesome.!! Good clean humor with a touch of
sarcasm.!
That was great. I watched about 10 from the last good one that I saw so this was refreshing. He's amazing.period
yeah i'll be honest i wasnt expecting myself to watch to the end. I was just gonna watch something for 10 minutes while i ate...one of the best on Dry bar imo and sadly some of these comments dont agree. Then again im sure the stuff they find funny i wouldnt find funny. I'd watch another one of his sets anyday.
Yeah i just discovered Drybar and it was off to a hilarious start at first, and then i hit a pretty bad streak of completely not funny ones
To be fair, as a woman that has lots of conversations with other women about men, you DO often hear a woman say “I like him, he’s so smart“ or “he’s not that cute, but he’s smart and funny”
THIS GUY IS REALLY VERY SMART !!!!
Short people have fewer concussions throughout their lives.
-6’6”
@Nocx Kai he was fine, not far to fall
@@colbywood8113
Damned Straight . . . and the Callouses do add to the overall height, if you keep forgetting to (Mallard).
Happy Birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone know where in the world these are performed/recorded? I’d be fun to attend a live show some day
Our shows are filmed at Dry Bar Comedy club in Provo, Utah! But as soon as restrictions are lifted we’ll be touring to a city near you
@@DryBarComedy keep us posted- would love to attend, great date night for my wife and I!
Just 2 more weeks to flatten the curve!
@@DryBarComedy
We appreciate what you are doing here and elsewhere.
You are blessed and blessing
Shalom
@@DryBarComedy cool!
This finally answered my heaven question. "....Who would you spend eternity with?"
You are the best
I’m no police officer, but if I had to guess, I’d think that there are carbon copies of the tickets they write. I’d also assume those tickets have some sort of numerical/character order to them, so they must keep them intact. If they start writing a ticket, stop, and don’t issue it, they’d probably have to answer for each one of those to their superiors or something. 🤷🏾♀️
Thats not it. Keep guessing!
Brad i doubt you want to hear this but i think you're very good looking!
I loved when my wife had laryngitis, I said "great, a quiet weekend "😅😂😅😂
So Funny! Great guy in person!!!
I really appreciate this channel!
Hey I've always had an attraction to men who are tall and wouldn't ever go out of that specific zone..(at least I can admit it!!!). Until I decided to dip into my friend zone and grab me a 5'8er lol and he's actually the best man I've ever known and I've never loved someone so much... He truly gives me a wonderful life and family
I'm 5' 8 lol, maybe I do have a chance.
Shorter guys are so much easier to hug, kiss, and cuddle. Hugging a tall guy can feel too similar to hugging a tree.
Awwww black soul don't be sad maybe one of your friends will pick you one day
Funny stuff right there. Beginning to end. I mean. Beginning to end!!!!!!!👈😂
Really good show. Highly entertaining. Thank you.
Intelligence is very important. When her man is stupid, she loses respect for and trust in him. It must come with a loyal heart. He also needs to gain control of his eye. No woman wants a dog.
Great set, funny guy! Short left-handers united! Lol
God hates us
Being tall only has so many advantages. Short people are often smarter, fewer concussions.
Actually, IQ is positively correlated with height. Where do you get your information from ? There is a difference between what you want to be true and what is true.
@@all2jesus bro I’m 6’6” and was making a joke…but thank you for proving my point I think?
@@colbywood8113 ok. sorry.
Kevin James is always funny
At 152cm (5'0") I get the "Aww, Thanks bud. Is Chad, single?" 😂🤣😂
God hates us
Excellent!
Being a left hander, I feel the pain.
As a left handed person totally agree with the erase mate pens. Pencils too! Smudgie left hand. Lol Didn't have green scissors though just used regular scissors. Lol What he didn't mention was spiral notebooks the worst for a left handed person. 😂
This guy nailed it with that man bun joke.
Excellent comedy!! Very skilled and funny
Great show!
Wow Kevin James got funny all of a sudden
Yo I got the same vibe from him
I'm short. I can relate.
Hi .. I'm 5'9' this got me worried how tall are You Mr.Gerald?
@@AbdAllah19934 5’ 4”
@@gcprost I see, and You are a good looking man too, I wish You all the best Mr.Gerald.
Really like this guy. Coulda kept on watchin'...
Everyone gets to protest these days. All kinds of groups. I think its high time us lefties protest how things are always more expensive for us such as golf clubs, guitars, etc. Our chant can be, " Rights for the Lefts"
I agree with the idea, not the chant.. that just sounds horrible.
That parking ticket line was real lol
green scissors, same as decaf bunch
I feel the same way about people.
Very good. The swan/geese joke was my favourite.
I'm short so I don't care but he has to have a good head of hair lol
Every time I see a real tall guy with a real short woman, the first thing I imagine is how they have sex, haha
I prefer bald headed men.... to each their own 🤷♀️
Why does the hair matter if ya get a stiff neck having to look up at? ;o)
yeah you're lucky...me being a guy i can only look for shorter women...being 5'2 isn't helping me
@@soxrule74 Everyone maybe the same height lying down🤔
B.REASON
SKATE BOARDERS CRASHING....
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
THIS MAN IS SO FUNNY !!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
It says a lot about a person's age when they still think that rap is only listened to by black and brown people in 2021. That stereotype went out at the end of the 1990s
True I'm a white 51 year old woman and I listen to rap more than any other music.
Sad isn't it?
Think he's saying they shouldnt, but it's a joke anyway
he never said they couldn't listen to it...just to not blast it lol
yeah, i think he just meant it was funny to see
Very good sir.
Great set!
His ostracize list was brilliant 🏆 he vibed a bit like Kevin James to me 😉
What a fantastic comic!!! Brilliant!!
I HATE SELF-CHECKOUT, I'M NOT DOING THEIR JOB
She's called "The Duff"
He might be taller if he held his neck upright instead of sticking his head out in front of his body. Probably a good 2 inches.
I WONDER IF HE'S FROM NEW YORK.
Might be back problems, scoliosis,runs in my family
Just had a buddy married 20 yrs his wife told him she wanted a smarter man!! Divorced him!! Hes a alcholic now bad.never was.
Could he sound any more depressed?!
I taught myself to write from below so that I didn’t smear my writing.
Just for the record, I've always preferred short guys. I don't know why, but it's just true.
The guy at the stoplight with the bass thumping should be ostracized, no matter what color he is. Lol. But seriously. I hate that.
There's always hope for guys that are short, (I guess that it depends on what they're Short of), and there are always ways to resolve a problem.
For example. one of the Three Bears recently Married a Giraffe . . . apparently the other two put him up to it!
You are a 6'footer. Just by the way you speak. You don't really know what you are talking about.
@@erenyeager3655
When last measured at the Doctor's Office, that's what they told me, but I'm shorter if measured at the end of the Day.
And, unlike some of us, I try my hardest to only talk about things that I do have some understanding of. I would be happy to put a few of those things in much simpler terms for you, if you would like as I understand that Turtles are a Little Slow,
If you select your partner or friend based on height you’re already in trouble
Comedy
Short guys look like children. What makes a man attractive is height and all. I can't marry a man that is bellow 6ft tall, I just won't do anything with short men. This means that I refuse to have sex or get married with allot of guys and that's ok. Jesus Christ gives grace to those who were not able to find a spouse. We were created to serve God and if you could not get married than you still have purpose in serving Jesus Christ. We were created to fear God, not to reproduce.
I am 5'8 and my honey is 5'7. The height thing bothers him, not me.
Hope to see more of him. Very funny.
Lmao . I dangle legs in public places as well. It makes ya feel weird until you embrace it and kick your legs like a lil kid.
If I don't laugh within 4 minutes I'm gone......bye!
Heard a lot of these from other Drybar comedians
Life is about moments that's when I realized I can't waste another moment watching this
#1 dislike is short guys? Hard to believe. #1 dislike should be violent guys.
Yeah, all these #1 crap lists are made up by idiots who got rejected. No-one in their right mind will believe that an entire gender has ONE like/ dislike.
Nah women love violent guys, lots of them are obsessed with murderers
@@LadyAxe13 do you even know how surveys work?
Dude this guys is hilarious
If it can't be big, let it be cute. FOC!
I think this was hilarious and I'm sorry for what I'm about to say but when you put your head down you look like a young Joe Rogan then when it's up you look like an old version 😭😂😂
7:07
When did anyone start calling a man a guy guy????
What the fruits and nuts? (Cuss words that are earth friendly).
If it started here, then we gotta shut this fruits and nuts down, right here and right now.
Place guy guy under your feet and dance like nobody's watching.
John Wayne. A cowboy. A real man.
Was Hollywood pouring on the macho image like a salt or pepper shaker?
Absolutely.
But nobody cared. Didn't matter that his birth name was Mariam (sp).
America loved him because he was a man.
Man.
Men.
I wish all heights would be fully accepted and portrayed equally in society. My heart goes out to men and women insecure with their bodies.
As a woman, I feel like it's been pounded into my brain that tall women are beautiful. I always felt self conscious being 4'11. I didn't feel beautiful unless I wore heels. Height is one of many insecurities I've grown up with.
Short women are "cute"
But tall women are "hot" and "sexy"
Ads, movies, magazines, runways... They are filled with long legs.
I know this comment got really serious on a comedy video..
But, everyone reading this, you are beautiful.
How tall you are, the texture of your hair, the size of your nose, the color of your skin.. don't let the media or society bring you down.
I've seen many hot and sexy short women, proportionate body size is the issue
I've seen many hot and sexy short women, proportionate body size is the issue
just be happy you're a short women...you can always find a lover who's taller...which is so much easier than me...having to find someone shorter than me... 5"2
Sorry to hear that. :(
It gets worse for men. Men aren't even considered men.
Ive seen a lot of short cute ladies, but it feels weird to date short ladies. I am 6'3" so i look for ladies that are 5'7" I guess thats a good thing for the shorter men right?
I'm the "other guy" also lol
Funny af😂👌
Guilty.....but now i am more mature, it doesn't matter. What matters is being with a Godly man.
As a short guy i had to watch this Lmao