When You’re Less Mature Than Your Kids. Lamuweri Guluka - Full Special

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  • Опубликовано: 16 сен 2024

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  • @enobongasanga7433
    @enobongasanga7433 3 года назад +65

    Lol! I'm African and we were told about the starving kids in Syria
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @michaelaleibach1345
      @michaelaleibach1345 2 года назад +8

      I'm from South Africa, and we were told about the starving kids in Africa... as if we didn't live in Africa 🤣🤣

    • @thetruthnothingbutthetruth4797
      @thetruthnothingbutthetruth4797 2 года назад +1

      Not funny bro...

    • @haneen3885
      @haneen3885 2 года назад +6

      I am from Syria and we were told about the starving kids in Africa 🤣🤣

  • @hollow3951
    @hollow3951 4 года назад +345

    This guy is great, he's like the dad everyone wants. He has all this facts that are just great and he chains them together beautifully in a web of comedy.

  • @Alexman47
    @Alexman47 2 года назад +10

    A family friendly comedian & overall great person to talk to. Support this man!

  • @Steven_nevetS
    @Steven_nevetS 4 года назад +22

    500 pillows on bed that I cannot lay on! LOL, spot on Lamuweri!!!!!

  • @Jacob-ht7im
    @Jacob-ht7im 4 года назад +152

    7 minutes in and I love this guy so much I had to tell everyone else who sees this video.

    • @DrewciferTek
      @DrewciferTek 4 года назад +5

      hey, good point but our comments help him out. the algorithm, Jacob, the algorithm!

    • @VoicesWithVengeance
      @VoicesWithVengeance 3 года назад

      same

    • @j.michaeljefferson60
      @j.michaeljefferson60 3 года назад

      @@DrewciferTektr er t35

    • @nickhallen6352
      @nickhallen6352 3 года назад

      Goal achieved

    • @apple90559
      @apple90559 3 года назад

      I got 3 minutes to catch up to you and I'm already there... what's coming up next!

  • @nicoleanderson2847
    @nicoleanderson2847 4 года назад +47

    Joke, joke, joke and it flows together!🎤 Dude knows how to bring his material.

  • @Heavenzvoice
    @Heavenzvoice 4 года назад +134

    He had plenty of guy jokes!! That was cool...
    Loved hearing the guys getting their laugh on..
    The diamond ring comment was priceless!

    • @JawsthatByte
      @JawsthatByte 4 года назад +4

      So true though, they're pretty useless, if you wanna spend that kind of money on something for me get me a car or something lol

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 4 года назад +1

      That's why they're so funny, I couldn't put my finger on it but that makes sense

    • @spemka
      @spemka 4 года назад +2

      Why the hell do they qualify as guy jokes like why are jokes gendered now.

  • @rileyregan2900
    @rileyregan2900 3 года назад +70

    Im gonna be honest, I listened to this for 20 minutes picturing a middle aged white surfer dude before I looked down at my phone 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DeAnne1233
      @DeAnne1233 2 года назад +8

      Even though he said at 5:40 … ‘as a black man’? W0W

    • @dmonsterlove
      @dmonsterlove Год назад +1

      @@DeAnne1233 I was gonna say that 😂

  • @joshualuntsford
    @joshualuntsford 4 года назад +98

    Dude killed it. Joke after joke. And he’s from my home state. I lived all over Washington

  • @Zaneika
    @Zaneika 4 года назад +250

    This guy is actually funny! Joke after joke he hasn’t miss the mark

  • @lukefoster2956
    @lukefoster2956 4 года назад +83

    I loved this dude, he’s a great comedian. I’m not saying anything better than that because most of the other comments did it for me.

  • @skinchen
    @skinchen 3 года назад +9

    Got that woman throwing up Wu-Tang at church lol

  • @AsaNoGaijin
    @AsaNoGaijin 4 года назад +136

    some of his jokes are really clever. good act, nice guy!

  • @LadyAxe13
    @LadyAxe13 4 года назад +36

    (Yep, I come from Africa and we hardly ever had food, so I was literally a starving kid in Africa. But since I am white, such things have always been a myth to the world while we were dependent on charities too. It is even happening right now, where white Africans live in equal squalor to those starring on CNN reels. )
    Lamuweri is one of the best comedians Dry Bar has featured in recent months! Great jokes, great personality and charisma!

    • @traceydumase
      @traceydumase 3 года назад +1

      I think it's sad that in Africa white people living below the poverty line aren't even acknowledge as existing. In South Africa there's an entire community of disadvantaged white people. Thing about poverty is, it really sees no color. And efforts to end it require helping EVERYBODY who needs it.

    • @joycewambui5169
      @joycewambui5169 3 года назад

      Do you know where Africa is really

    • @bolaadetiba8220
      @bolaadetiba8220 3 года назад

      It is not politically correct to feature starving white Africans, that would badly damage the collective superiority persona of the white “race”. Besides, featuring black kids on TV evokes more pity which then translates to more donation, 75% of which goes into private bank accounts

  • @LuchadorMasque
    @LuchadorMasque 4 года назад +52

    By FAR the best comedian on here. Dude is super funny. Deserves some publicity.

    • @emmachittenden7926
      @emmachittenden7926 4 года назад +2

      If you like him him there's another dude on here named Billy Anderson he's hilarious

  • @annadoyle2947
    @annadoyle2947 2 года назад +4

    This guy is good!! But I have to say this is my all time favorite background!!!

  • @slashbat2375
    @slashbat2375 4 года назад +75

    7:45 I can actually somewhat genuinely answer this question, I'm from South Africa and our parents also used to say it but more jokingly lol, I think as kids we used to say it more too each other when we see someone that hasn't finished their food.

  • @frankyandme2
    @frankyandme2 3 года назад +4

    Lam is refreshingly funny...!!! Love it..;

  • @teaganna5970
    @teaganna5970 4 года назад +59

    This man is very entertaining, I enjoyed his entire set. Plenty of relatable jokes. Ha ha 🌈

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 года назад +2

      All clean jokes too I noticed, that's hard to do these days and still kill it.

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 года назад +3

      @@0001captainawesome Yes, Dry Bar is know for clean jokes. You ought to check out 'Josh Sneed' I was laughing long time.

    • @0001captainawesome
      @0001captainawesome 4 года назад +2

      @@teaganna5970 I don't know if I've seen that one yet. Thanks for the tip.

    • @teaganna5970
      @teaganna5970 4 года назад

      @@0001captainawesome You betcha.

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 3 года назад +7

    Wow!! Sharp set and such good laffs. Quite powerful stuff. Loved it. Great.
    This was a really good set. Thanks.

  • @legend6690
    @legend6690 3 года назад +13

    "You do to know how to read and write."
    🤣👍🏾🤣

    • @ViltrumiteIsRite99
      @ViltrumiteIsRite99 3 года назад

      Ah~ when you read/hear the quote at the exact same time.
      Good one.

  • @sofiansafi8867
    @sofiansafi8867 4 года назад +133

    i clicked the like button because it was the first option

    • @Glamma72922
      @Glamma72922 4 года назад +1

      sofian safi Good one! I’m ROTFL 😂

    • @sofiansafi8867
      @sofiansafi8867 4 года назад +4

      @@Glamma72922 is your house on fire ?

    • @Glamma72922
      @Glamma72922 4 года назад +2

      @sofian safi I thought it was a little warm in here! 🔥

    • @kevinclause4p55p5
      @kevinclause4p55p5 3 года назад

      I clicked the like button on your comment because it was the first option, although I thought hard about clicking the second option to prove you wrong.

    • @sofiansafi8867
      @sofiansafi8867 3 года назад

      @@kevinclause4p55p5 this guy justify his choices saying that they were the first option he had while in reality that's what he wanted to choose

  • @phoenixcooper1455
    @phoenixcooper1455 4 года назад +13

    I really enjoyed this guy. Hope everyone else does as much as I did.

  • @annadoyle2947
    @annadoyle2947 2 года назад +3

    Okay he is REALLY HILARIOUS!

  • @muggedinmadrid
    @muggedinmadrid 3 года назад +7

    masterful comic. good natured humour. very lovable charismatic dude.

  • @banne4348
    @banne4348 3 года назад +2

    Incredible,,

  • @almamataboy4567
    @almamataboy4567 4 года назад +30

    "Sevens are tricky, no matter how old you are" 😂

  • @dixieboy5689
    @dixieboy5689 3 года назад +5

    Dang , this guy takes no prisoners. He was kikking azz the whole time..
    He never let up the whole time. Great laffs. Thx.

  • @cornbread1752
    @cornbread1752 3 года назад +6

    if y’all don’t wanna get your receipt checked 👀 you can just walk by. they cant run after you to check it 😂

    • @living4mylord
      @living4mylord 2 года назад

      Actually I have them do just that. Not kidding.

  • @sarahlovee1865
    @sarahlovee1865 4 года назад +12

    The diamond on that finger opens blister packs! It has a use...seems like diamonds are the only way to open nyquil

  • @towlifechannel3679
    @towlifechannel3679 3 года назад +6

    I did the fart bomb thing in my elementary school cafeteria lmao!
    Them fart bombs in the package from the ice cream truck
    I got suspended for a few days 😂

  • @shamarwoodard5521
    @shamarwoodard5521 4 года назад +56

    The slogan for his company would be urine trouble,well pass the test 4 u18:10

  • @careljeromecornelisfredrik5252
    @careljeromecornelisfredrik5252 4 года назад +4

    He's great.! So funny so clean .

  • @jeccamendo5935
    @jeccamendo5935 4 года назад +7

    He was funny and real!!!! Glad I clicked on him

  • @mwngw
    @mwngw 4 года назад +16

    This is actually true, especially for Boomer era grandpas. We grew up with great humorists, even silly humor. Today's kids wants very little to do with humor.

  • @Antonio-ti2he
    @Antonio-ti2he 3 года назад +3

    That smart mop commercial with the soda was INSANE!!!!

  • @cmop644664gaming
    @cmop644664gaming 4 года назад +3

    Dad of the year Forever! Amazing with people and doesnt swear much at all!

  • @traceydumase
    @traceydumase 3 года назад +5

    This is me as a mom🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣 I foresee myself making my kids skip school so we can go watch movies and eat ice cream 😭😭😭
    Which is how I know I'm definitely not ready for kids🤣🤣🤣 I'm childish AF

    • @ceesno9955
      @ceesno9955 3 года назад

      Once in a while is fine. It actually makes you a awesome parent 👏 😀 😄

    • @loveusm2002
      @loveusm2002 2 года назад +1

      This is me, i decided to do a work skip day and asked my daughter if she wanted to keep me company 😅 we had a blast but got caught by dad

    • @purplecheesecake9102
      @purplecheesecake9102 Год назад

      ​@@loveusm2002 Honestly so long as you aren't doing this all this time, that's wonderful. Everyone needs breaks and the time she spent bonding with you will serve her much better and be remembered much longer than whatever she would have learned in school that day.

  • @anthonysproule4293
    @anthonysproule4293 4 года назад +5

    Thank you for being a comedian

  • @loneshewolf3309
    @loneshewolf3309 4 года назад +14

    My Mom said kids in Africa don't have food, I said, Can't you just send this tuna casserole to them? I'm good.

  • @rogersledz6793
    @rogersledz6793 3 года назад +3

    Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me to get through the pandemic!

  • @gr8fakeh8monger
    @gr8fakeh8monger 3 года назад +5

    Excellent work man! Hope to see more

  • @karmencummings9754
    @karmencummings9754 3 года назад +5

    He's soooo wrong about telling that old lady about WuTang 🤣😂😂😂

  • @studiosandi
    @studiosandi 4 года назад +3

    This was very funny.

  • @kevinclause4p55p5
    @kevinclause4p55p5 3 года назад +4

    This guy is at least top 5 in drybar comedy specials so far. My favorite Was moody molovi

  • @KorbinX
    @KorbinX 4 года назад +58

    I learned math by playing Math Blasters...just saying ^-^

    • @ginabell694
      @ginabell694 4 года назад +4

      Love that game

    • @selenagamya1612
      @selenagamya1612 4 года назад +2

      Buh-buh-buh B
      Buh-buh-buh B L
      But-buh-buh B L A S T E R
      Blaster!

    • @ellecapone1337
      @ellecapone1337 4 года назад +3

      Omg I remember that game ‼️

  • @KyaniMosaic_Crone
    @KyaniMosaic_Crone 4 года назад +35

    Many of us women told our husbands to please get us a CZ set in .925 silver because they look identical, nobody knows the difference & the money he would have spent could be put to better use? Added bonus: we get mugged sure he can have it & the jokes on him.
    Yes some of us really do exist & I get at least 3 compliments a week on my wedding set.

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 4 года назад +6

      Your husband is obviously winning at life. Very sensible.

    • @johnniqty7
      @johnniqty7 4 года назад +1

      Mosaic Crone thank you we do exist

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 4 года назад +1

      What's a CZ set?

    • @Riedzli
      @Riedzli 4 года назад +2

      @@tigerheaddude cubic zirconia set in .925 silver

    • @tigerheaddude
      @tigerheaddude 4 года назад

      @@Riedzli oh cool, thanks!

  • @marthathompson2012
    @marthathompson2012 3 года назад +3

    Who knew that the laughter that was the best medicine is not laughter directed at the sick person?

  • @traceydumase
    @traceydumase 3 года назад +3

    My feet are cold too😂😂😂 like even inside blankets, under socks..... I walk barefoot in winter because the tiles feel no different from my feet lol and then sometimes when they do get warm they just get sweaty and even colder lmao

  • @Sabrina-wn6ey
    @Sabrina-wn6ey 4 года назад +3

    I HAD to stop and look up that infomercial for the Smart Mop. It's true! LOL

  • @0001captainawesome
    @0001captainawesome 4 года назад +6

    24:03 Best "dad joke" I've ever heard.

  • @krystalayala8451
    @krystalayala8451 4 года назад +22

    Lol he’s so funny. I love that he talks about games

  • @TheOJDrinker
    @TheOJDrinker 4 года назад +10

    "Has anyone here ever actually rolled on the floor laughing before?" Yes, once.

  • @BarbaraRomano-akatropicgal55
    @BarbaraRomano-akatropicgal55 4 года назад +12

    Just started watching and already funny

  • @sharaudramey9336
    @sharaudramey9336 4 года назад +3

    OMG!!!!! This is great material

  • @emmathornton3906
    @emmathornton3906 4 года назад +4

    Absolutely funny! I laughed all the way to work

  • @firesign4297
    @firesign4297 4 года назад +5

    😂👍👍
    and he also.. sounds like Oscar The Grouch!😂

  • @myfamilymatters
    @myfamilymatters 4 года назад +4

    This guy is hilarious. Great job.

  • @JD-dh7bk
    @JD-dh7bk 4 года назад +15

    He's just like my husband. Big kid! Lol

  • @harfangdesneiges6680
    @harfangdesneiges6680 3 года назад +3

    Should have given the homeless a "golden" egg!

  • @thephoenix2176
    @thephoenix2176 4 года назад +3

    Right on fun AND RESPECT goes along way!

  • @bobbierobinson6269
    @bobbierobinson6269 3 года назад +4

    My husband had rolled on the floor laughing, because I was tickling him. He knocked over the coffe table and I had a mess to clean up.

  • @pyrrho314
    @pyrrho314 4 года назад +4

    Greatest American Hero Theme joke, this is my favorite guy!

  • @ThisJourneyCalledLife
    @ThisJourneyCalledLife 3 года назад +2

    Grand Slam 🙌❤️

  • @sharaudramey9336
    @sharaudramey9336 4 года назад +2

    Love this channel

  • @KryptKicker5
    @KryptKicker5 4 года назад +12

    You have two options:
    1. Like the video.
    2. Eat right, exercise and lose weight.
    Choose wisely.

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 4 года назад

      Why do you have to choose. You can do both

    • @KryptKicker5
      @KryptKicker5 4 года назад

      @@danan9061 didn't watch the full video eh?

    • @danan9061
      @danan9061 4 года назад

      @@KryptKicker5 i dont think i lasted til the end

    • @KryptKicker5
      @KryptKicker5 4 года назад

      @@danan9061 yeah, I kind of figured. :-P My comment was just a callback to part of an ongoing joke through his set involving psychology of the first choice, etc.

  • @jimreimer6140
    @jimreimer6140 4 года назад +3

    Those violent video games are sick!

  • @aalm7966
    @aalm7966 3 года назад +3

    That was fun. 😉

  • @Missingmycallie
    @Missingmycallie 2 года назад +2

    That spending Christmas in Africa joke was way too underrated!!!

  • @donzell1738
    @donzell1738 3 года назад +3

    3:30 The mans got a point there. I'm not sayin... I'm just sayin. 😂 I'm cashing in and getting my wife a dot. 8:05 ... 11:24 ... GOLD! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ginabell694
    @ginabell694 4 года назад +11

    Anybody Google Translate his name. I did. It came out Lawyer Break. Lol

  • @lisajustme2788
    @lisajustme2788 4 года назад +5

    He got me with the paintball gun 😂

  • @xxelaxela333
    @xxelaxela333 4 года назад +8

    Standout amongst the Drybar videos I've watched so far

  • @MCL46
    @MCL46 4 года назад +6

    ...claim they discovered it😁🤣🤣🤣

  • @kylep3649
    @kylep3649 4 года назад +3

    He is phenomenal

  • @joannaflowers5563
    @joannaflowers5563 3 года назад +3

    The dislikes are from the only smart people that have had the unfortunate experience of watching this video.

    • @discobikerAndRosie
      @discobikerAndRosie 2 месяца назад +1

      "Smart" is relative. You used the word "that" when it should've been "who". The subject is human, not an object. P. S. You must've had a bad day. Cheer up. Laugh at a joke.

  • @almamataboy4567
    @almamataboy4567 4 года назад +6

    That Moon in the background is really scary. They should've put a smile on it. Helloooo! It's a comedy club, isn't it?

  • @chroniclesofcbass
    @chroniclesofcbass 4 года назад +13

    WuTang had me hahah

  • @DrewciferTek
    @DrewciferTek 4 года назад +4

    GREAT special

  • @BetrayaloftheBody
    @BetrayaloftheBody 3 года назад +3

    "I've changed so many diapers because I said that to her" 💀🤣 sounds about right

  • @shivayshakti6575
    @shivayshakti6575 3 года назад +2

    Loved it ❤️

  • @hendersonsobers396
    @hendersonsobers396 4 года назад +4

    This guy is crazy hilarious.

  • @tanialfinch5295
    @tanialfinch5295 3 года назад +1

    This guy was great!!

  • @stsk7
    @stsk7 4 года назад +6

    Lol sweet dad

  • @VoicesWithVengeance
    @VoicesWithVengeance 3 года назад +4

    this dude is great 😂😂😂

  • @RootedInThePastWoodworking
    @RootedInThePastWoodworking 3 года назад +2

    Lam...you had me ROTFL
    😉

  • @ENFPerspectives
    @ENFPerspectives 4 года назад +2

    Love it! Reminds me of my husband 😁😍

  • @Tamara-ju3lh
    @Tamara-ju3lh 4 года назад +6

    The old lady joke is hilarious: "but neither should I!"

  • @noahc3261
    @noahc3261 4 года назад +5

    This man is a absolute legend

  • @debrawestbrook8960
    @debrawestbrook8960 3 года назад +1

    Hitting a nerve there buddy! Pride and Prejudice is my favorite movie!!!

  • @tamarabrown6739
    @tamarabrown6739 Месяц назад

    Hilarious. Enjoyed how his previous jokes intertwined with current ones. That's great.

  • @studiosandi
    @studiosandi 3 года назад +2

    💗

  • @quantum174
    @quantum174 4 года назад +2

    I love gamer dads. My dad is a huge God Of War fan. Yeah, when he gave me the talk, it was the button combination to the Aphrodite minigame from God Of War 3

  • @genericfighter
    @genericfighter 3 года назад +2

    For a while I thought that whoever was whistling in the background had been escorted out of the show (or punched in the mouth) because they had stopped. Then they started back up again. Other than that, very funny comedian.

  • @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming
    @LeeQuesada-CoTGaming 8 месяцев назад +1

    33:50 I have literally rolled on the floor laughing, me and a couple of my friends actually. We were, in the clouds so to say, lol. We decided to go to the corner store for snacks and drinks, and as soon as we got in the door i cut the loudest longest fart, we all stopped looked around and as soon as all eyes were on me i said "Did you hear that A-hole behind my back talkin' crap?" The clerk busted, both friends fell to the ground with me soon after, lmao.

  • @WeedMIC
    @WeedMIC 4 года назад +5

    The dad we should aspire to become...

  • @EpicSmurph
    @EpicSmurph 4 года назад +12

    Why did they think it was a good idea to put like 15 ads

  • @TheDelilah904
    @TheDelilah904 4 года назад +3

    Someone actually whistled the entire show 🤣

  • @Kado98
    @Kado98 4 года назад +8

    Home run performance

  • @rachelshikhman1272
    @rachelshikhman1272 4 года назад +12

    This guy is hilaaaaaarious!! Too bad the crowd didn’t laugh as much as I did at home!