Needed something to listen to, and DryBar strikes again! Also, I got my buddy into your channel and now he's trying to fly out to see a live show one day... I'm in.
I once saw a woman standing in line at the dollar store with two pregnancy test and a drug test. To make matters more strange, she got out of line to grab two more of each and a bag of raisins. I do have to disclose, this was in West Virginia.
She probably suspects one of her daughters’ to be pregnant and doesn’t know which one but she knows one of them is, and maybe her sons organised a teen party, where the four sisters got drunk and ‘made-out’ with boys all night but the parents came home a day early from the weekend away because the Marquee wedding got rained out and the cabins we’re flooded. When they got home and found a party in full swing, with music blaring and a young male vomiting in the hedge, they opened the bedroom doors to find an orgy of daughters and young males scrambling for clothes. After the yelling and screaming, her next response was to go to get pregnancy tests and drug tests,......oh and a packet of sultanas. She still isn’t happy but her mind will be settled with the thought that they do’t have to attend any more weddings for at least a year.😄👍🏼🇦🇺
I was sitting in my car in the parking lot the other day and the car next to me starting backing up, totally disoriented me and I thought my car was rolling forward. Slammed my foot on the brake. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Bahaha! This guy is funny! True story Dollar Store pregnancy tests told me about my last two pregnancies (only had to wait three months, err....minutes, lol).
I love the remarks about his mom. We love our Italian mama's, all the same. Mine has been long gone but I felt the same way. One of my siblings would buy something mechanical like an answering machine and see who was going to teach them how to use it. Hahahahalol
I had a superball that was about the size of a golf ball or larger. NEVER lost it. If you have one about the size of a quarter, you WILL lose it, but that is the size that they make, now.
My Slinky broke the day I got it. I put it on the basement stairs and it got caught on one of the metal strips and bent. Silly Putty isn't fun any more because they changed the newspaper ink, so you can't use the Silly Putty to copy the comics page like you used to be able to do.
My Mom and my Niece-Shelby and I went on a cruise in 2018. I was checking in and I don't know if she was next to me or within ear shot, but the clerk asked who has custody of my Shelby she was 15 at the time. Without missing a beat my Mom steps and proceeds to tell the clerk that Shelby's Mother has full custody. Now was she thinking Shelby's Mom had to be on the cruise or he wanted to know if it was a Divorce situation with Shelby's parents. She came it full speed I said Mom slow down he means on the ship
He brings me back with my memories to the old neighborhood. The accident the Italian jokes what men used to say without the women folk around, but us kids heard everything because you know they guys and bigger ears. The old saying used to be the walls have ears. They were referring to us kids. LOL
The constant clapping was obnoxious. You are supposed to reserve that for every once and awhile. But like 4 or 5 people started clapping after every joke. Very distracting
I’m a 15 year old and I will play pick up sticks any day of the week over playing the x box as long as there is a limit I’ll play a couple rounds but then we get the bop it out and see who can get the highest score
Knew a guy who worked at a dollar store. Told me how for the shits and giggles tried the pregnancy tests and it was a total toss up. Half the time his coke coffee or juice was pregnant
Am I the only one who was super annoyed at the people trying to clap after EVERY joke?! Like clapping every once in awhile after something super funny is fine...but when it’s like 4 people after every joke 😫
What is the point of showing a random punchline of a joke at the beginning of the videos??????? It's just annoying. It's like reading a random page in the middle of a book before starting it: it's stupid.
Relies wayyyy too much on audience reaction/participation. "Anybody remember....who knows...anybody do...who uses....who's on...anybody ever...". Really takes one out of watching the recording.
"Play with it once..💢 gone forever.." lmao so true.
"You know what I'll just fly down there so I can write it for down you. It'll take less time."
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
...All they wanted to hear were knock knock jokes...that one made me lol.
"I DO!"
XDXD Man, Provo hecklers are the best, lol!
He a old school, old soul comedian. He makes me think of comedy clubs of the 80s.
Miss them comedy clubs we had back then
Needed something to listen to, and DryBar strikes again!
Also, I got my buddy into your channel and now he's trying to fly out to see a live show one day... I'm in.
I am 67....Max really hit the sweet spot! Feeling good after watching his set!
Great comedian. I am glad that he is getting the love he deserves. Love your work brother.
"still we have to use our chins"
That hit me good. oh man this guy is amazing.
Loved this! I needed a good laugh.
Fantastic Special! I'd see Max ANYWHERE! ANYTIME!!!!! An absoulte COMEDY treat!
“You have reached your destination “😹😹😹
"Final" destination.
I once saw a woman standing in line at the dollar store with two pregnancy test and a drug test. To make matters more strange, she got out of line to grab two more of each and a bag of raisins. I do have to disclose, this was in West Virginia.
She probably suspects one of her daughters’ to be pregnant and doesn’t know which one but she knows one of them is, and maybe her sons organised a teen party, where the four sisters got drunk and ‘made-out’ with boys all night but the parents came home a day early from the weekend away because the Marquee wedding got rained out and the cabins we’re flooded. When they got home and found a party in full swing, with music blaring and a young male vomiting in the hedge, they opened the bedroom doors to find an orgy of daughters and young males scrambling for clothes. After the yelling and screaming, her next response was to go to get pregnancy tests and drug tests,......oh and a packet of sultanas. She still isn’t happy but her mind will be settled with the thought that they do’t have to attend any more weddings for at least a year.😄👍🏼🇦🇺
Rotflol
@@deborahduthie4519 omglol mommy high 5
The man folding a sheet... :) LOL
I was sitting in my car in the parking lot the other day and the car next to me starting backing up, totally disoriented me and I thought my car was rolling forward. Slammed my foot on the brake. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I’ve seen him live, he’s AMAZING! And a wonderful gentleman too!
He has some great material 👍👍
You're great
Saw him this evening…what a great class act….super professional and funny as can be
Is it just me or his fidgeting made his set funnier?
These older folks have some awesome content!!!
Fellow Jamaican this is a little offensive..... Don't u think?
@@mericawilliams8891 what part of it?
😂😂😂HILARIOUS! Lol very much made me laugh. Look forward to more his stand up👍
Love, love this guy!😂😂
👍🏻🤣 this dude is gifted 💜
Max is very funny. I'd pay to go see his show.
Bravo!!!! Loved it..♥️😁
I’m not on Facebook or Twitter
Thank you so much for uploading this video. It is helping me get through the pandemic!
Couldn't stop laughing!
Hilarious!!!! 🥰🤣
Loved the George Lopez joke! lol. 😂
Material is so funny! At 66 I could relate so well! Keep up the great work. Totally enjoyed the set.
Bahaha! This guy is funny! True story Dollar Store pregnancy tests told me about my last two pregnancies (only had to wait three months, err....minutes, lol).
This guy was hilarious.
ha ha try chic peas for a Halloween treat , lol
This dude is hilarious!!!
Lmao as a Mexican I loved that uno joke. juan not Juan,Juan.
Awesome!
Laughter is the best medicine...🤔ppl provided! This guy just another great comic on Provo tour(?)thanks again Drybar🤗
GREAT STUFF!!
Enjoyed immensely
I liked this !
Rarely disappointed with DryBar
thats scary , lol , the Cemetery is your place of destination from some kind of mapping system
This guy is pretty funny. Worth a like and comment.
Hahahaha still a good boy for your mama 😂😉😁 good man good man
Hahahahaha ah hahahaha all they wanted to hear was knock knock jokes lmdao
Bravo!!!
I love the remarks about his mom. We love our Italian mama's, all the same. Mine has been long gone but I felt the same way. One of my siblings would buy something mechanical like an answering machine and see who was going to teach them how to use it. Hahahahalol
If a man tried to take off a bra without taking off the shirt it would probably end as in an unintended bondage situation.
Certified Gold!!!!!
Super funny!!!!
LOL! He said "tree" instead of three. Yes!
Funny 😆
The laundry thing is so true because my gf literally says this and does all my laundry.
My bf does his laundry, but he doesn’t fold anything 😂 Drives me insane
@@kylaj3602 I'm the same way if I do my own and will leave it in a pile. She hates it.
@@kylaj3602 so he can spend more time with you. You can tell him I said that. I got his back.
Elies 😂 But I’m okay spending quality time folding clothes! Lol
@@kylaj3602 it's a win-win
The lone engagement clap. Lol
15:41 my favorite part. Engagement Ring
I swear my ex-husband said that to me "I'm here aren't I"...
If that's not love, what is?
🤦🏻♀️😂😂😂
Backwards Forwards 😂
LMFAO!
& you have to really deliver for me to laugh.
That was the saddest "no"
Does Dry Bar have a monopoly on the best comedians?
3:40 We're doomed as a society. lol
Itailian elves and pick up sticks. Eating coupons. Good jokes. JW’s and car wash.
And Super Ball. So beguiling...but something in the house always got broken. It was the birthday gift that got you in trouble for using it.
Funny guy!
I had a superball that was about the size of a golf ball or larger. NEVER lost it. If you have one about the size of a quarter, you WILL lose it, but that is the size that they make, now.
My Slinky broke the day I got it. I put it on the basement stairs and it got caught on one of the metal strips and bent. Silly Putty isn't fun any more because they changed the newspaper ink, so you can't use the Silly Putty to copy the comics page like you used to be able to do.
My Mom and my Niece-Shelby and I went on a cruise in 2018. I was checking in and I don't know if she was next to me or within ear shot, but the clerk asked who has custody of my Shelby she was 15 at the time. Without missing a beat my Mom steps and proceeds to tell the clerk that Shelby's Mother has full custody. Now was she thinking Shelby's Mom had to be on the cruise or he wanted to know if it was a Divorce situation with Shelby's parents. She came it full speed I said Mom slow down he means on the ship
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a woman who's 4'11", I hereby apologize to humanity for using my chin 😆
Re-upload?
(13:33) "You don't give a f..." Almost....
Didn't he have a TV series in the mid 90s called Commish??
He brings me back with my memories to the old neighborhood. The accident the Italian jokes what men used to say without the women folk around, but us kids heard everything because you know they guys and bigger ears. The old saying used to be the walls have ears. They were referring to us kids. LOL
Dollar store pregnancy tests are great for catholics. Lol
The crowd was very generous with their applause 😔
maybe you are too young to relate to his content, plus different types of comedy.
The constant clapping was obnoxious. You are supposed to reserve that for every once and awhile. But like 4 or 5 people started clapping after every joke. Very distracting
A bad yelp review ; good maybe next year they'll leave me alone. My light doesn't work and yep they still come.
Great material...but can someone tell those select audience members they don’t have to clap at every joke?
THANK YOU! I was beginning to think I was the only one! It was obnoxious
I’m a 15 year old and I will play pick up sticks any day of the week over playing the x box as long as there is a limit I’ll play a couple rounds but then we get the bop it out and see who can get the highest score
Thanks for all the reminders of why I'm so glad to be single again! I haven't been wrong in over a decade! 😏
💯
Is it just me or does he sound like Danny Devito 😂😂😂😂
i wouldn’t be surprised if he was
5.5 out of 10
Google and facebook sucks - but yeah thumbs up, he reminds me of " i dont get any respect" guy, whats his name
Rodney Dangerfield
The eyes
Knew a guy who worked at a dollar store. Told me how for the shits and giggles tried the pregnancy tests and it was a total toss up. Half the time his coke coffee or juice was pregnant
😁👍'
Hopefully his whole routine gets better with age.
He was okay...he was okay.
Don't be like that...
and your opinion gets worse with age
@@getv7 so does your attempt at comedy.
Am I the only one who was super annoyed at the people trying to clap after EVERY joke?! Like clapping every once in awhile after something super funny is fine...but when it’s like 4 people after every joke 😫
Yep
...a woman can fold a sheet...that's FUNNY!
K the j witness joke was clever.b
Who here googled "zxwqy"? 😂
I also texted it to myself to see if my iPhone would autocorrect it! 😂
Waze sucks I hate using it
Mentioning all the old simple gales I used to play with vrs. "plays station" No wonder our children the attention span of a peanut.
"games" for "gales" sorry :)
What is the point of showing a random punchline of a joke at the beginning of the videos??????? It's just annoying. It's like reading a random page in the middle of a book before starting it: it's stupid.
My biggest grove about drybar too. It ruins the joke later on! I think they’ve stopped doing it on some of the newer ones
Not funny sorry didn't laugh at all
Relies wayyyy too much on audience reaction/participation. "Anybody remember....who knows...anybody do...who uses....who's on...anybody ever...". Really takes one out of watching the recording.
8
Yo calm down Mr Shakes
yo calm down mr no bitches
I hope comedy is not your day job or your night job
Has anybody seen a funny joke? Apparently this guy hasn't
yeah because he already made all the funny jokes
Maybe I'm... not as old as this guy... but I don't think he's using "dork" properly.
Srsly? Is this is a survey or a comedy routine?
Screaming doesn't make it funny. 🙄
if you’re only hearing screaming you might wanna get some help
Poor Dudes shaking like and alcoholic drying out . Parkinsons ?
22:48 he’s alright
Some of the worst hacky comedy I've heard in a long time. Just panders to women and use his basic overused premises
He is not funny 😢